I don’t get it
He hates puppiesI don't know how he could be more clear
>>153580508Why does she stick her arse out like that?
>>153581543She's not actually a vet tech. John paid her to dress like that
>>153580508He drank medicine for pregnant dogs, not dog jizz. This comic is in the funny section of newspapers, for children
DOG CUM
Why did she have an open container of dog cum on the counter?
>>153581784It's a genetic experiment of cross-species breeding.Turns out Garfield isn't fat, he's just malepreg
>>153580508He doesn’t seem to mind drinking it until he’s told what it is.
>>153580508my semen tastes like condensed milk and cappucino
>>153582463I read that cranberry juice, either makes your dick do not smell badly or that makes your semen taste good, I don´t remember well. is it true?