Made for demon correction
>>153583604No, made for correction through affection from a human man.
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>>153583604>Fascism is when everyone stands in a line.
>>153583604Made for demon milking
>>153583604It’s impressive how most of them canonically inspire to be pre-marital whores.
>>153583604imagine being the chosen male prostitute for the exorcists
>>153583604They are, indeed, made to correct demons (via extermination).
>Angels and God is actually... le bad?>Demons are actually morally grey and complex but ultimately le good because its all about family?>Does that mean I am actually le good because I am morally grey and have friends despite being a ball of raging hate and wanting everyone not like me be punished for it?
>>153583604Made for raising nephilim, actually.
>>153583612>a heckin human male
>>153583758Vivzie not exactly good at story telling at least in morality of good vs evil. We never saw the fallout of heaven having it's gate blasted open. Heaven in Vivzie is portrayed as ignorant, nobody actually knows what gets you into heaven. Whoch ironically takes away any character from Peter at the gate. Lute seems to be the only angel that actually hates demons on a personal level (minus adam)
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>>153583635You're such an obnoxious fuck. An enemy military looking angry has been shorthand for "these guys are bad" since Hollywood started.
>>153584136He isn't wrong and you getting angry at it is more telling.
>>153584193I'm angry because you retards only do this sort of pretentious nitpicking when it's a show that's already hated by everyone. It's been the same for Steven Universe, it's been the same for Harry Potter after Rowling went crazy, I've seen it all already. I do not believe for a second anyone would come up with such a non-issue as "the bad guys are getting drilled by the boss" if they weren't seeking approval by finding new ways hate what's popular to hate. Do we start criticizing other cartoons and comics this way too?>Holy cow, Hydra is supposed to be fascists but they just stand in line and salute! Lame! Where is the cutting edge commentary? Where is the verve? Where is the next great american novel?
>>153584337They are fascists? I thought they were filler bad guy organization for SHIELD to have someone to fight. Same with AIM. SHIELD sucks btw.
>>153583604What do they do off-duty?
>>153584595My guess, based on Vaggie's lack of any real interests besides serving some master, is "nothing". I'm not even sure there's such a thing as "off-duty" for them. Maybe for Lute because she sticks by Adam's side and he's just fucking around most of the time, but the rest of the exorcists are probably just lurking like gargoyles at all times.
>>153584595My guess if we go by Dante Paradisonis the have a choir band. They're probably just as autistic so it is equally not as fun, and anyone singing for fun is immediately told they're off key.
Imagine an Exorcist getting a gift basket from some hellborn after she kills their mean Sinner boss.
>>153583612So Adam? He’s not going to correct them by his dick though.
>>153584337>In our show the dad guys are bad because we said so>Look, the bad guys are being bad in a silly way>STOP POINTING OUR AGENDA OUTuh oh, melty!
>>153584595They play at the beach.
>>153583758>>Angels and God is actually... le bad?The show does not ever say this. Please actually watch it before bitching.The OP pic are a subsect of angels meant to quell any potential rebellions in Hell prematurely because Heaven does not know before Pentious that sinners can redeem their souls after death. The moment they realize they can be, the exterminations are ended and the head of the angels goes through an arc dealing with her guilt and trying to make amends. Most of Heaven has nothing to do with the exterminations and the show does not attempt to portray anyone besides the exorcists as villains.You are talking out of your ass.
>>153583604And that demon's name? Adam
>>153583604>Made for demon exterminationFTFY
>>153585533Most of heaven are going to desire the exterminations.
>>153586205You'd think but Adam and the exorcists seem to be the only ones in Heaven who can stomach violence even in cases of self-defense.
>>153586301The Exorcists were built that way and Adam pretty much hands most of the violence and death to them. He didn’t even go in to kill Alastor when he had the shot. If Adam wasn’t in charge of keeping Lilith weak by removing her armies of sinners by a deal, he would have likely never been an exorcist.
>>153585045>*Ding Dong!~*>Heaven didn't have a door bell. Nor did the Exorcist barracks.>She opened up the door to see the one and only gatekeepr of Heaven, St Peter, standing there with a big woven basket full of fruit and other goodies.>"What do you want?">The man somewhat pulled back under her stern gaze. Even with the masks many couldn't really stand how hostile some Exorcists came me off as.>"W-well uh, as you know I'm in charge of watchin' the pearly gates for our lord almighty...">A spear materialised in the exterminator's hand.>"Get to the point. I don't have time to waste.">Peter swallowed the lump in his throat and handed over the basket without another word.>Well, almost another word.>"T-This came for you in the mailandIdidn'tpeekthroughitbutitseemsoksoI'mgonnagobye!">And with that he soared off back to his post before chancing a black eye and a need to change his underwear.>Leaving the surly woman alone with whole load of food in one hand and her weapon in the other.>"Hmmm...">She scrutinised the contents of the basket over and over. Nothing out of the ordinary despite the cliche choice of gift. But what threw her was the card and the chicken scratch written on it.>It smelt vaguely of...>"Sulfur...">More oddly was the fact it was signed "Everyone at Club Mephiles!">And the description underneath: "Thanks for killing our shitty sinner boss!">....>"What in the actual fuck?">"Oh hey! Is that a gift basket?">The other exorcists had arrived and now they were curious about the basket in their comrades' possession.>Mary cursed her stupid virgin life.
>>153584595Probably training drills and sleeping. That's it.
>>153586205"Are going?" Have you even seen one episode of the show? In the sixth episode of the first season, it's revealed to the rest of Heaven that the exterminations even exist. Even some of the higher angels like Emily were kept in the dark, and this causes a rift. When Pentious gets into Heaven, the moment he proves redemption is possible, the exterminations cease. The only angel who actively wants a war with Hell at that point is Lute. Sera doesn't want to fight; she just feels like she has no other option if the protagonists fail. After Vox is defeated, and Pentious broadcasts from Heaven (pic related), the idea of redemption becomes mainstream in Hell, and Heaven actively wants sinners to be redeemed.This ignorant scubfag mindset really pisses me off. You can hate the show. The pacing has a lot of issues, the artstyle isn't for everyone, the romance us obnoxious, but fucking didlike it for actual reasons instead of just making up headcanons based on secondhand anons that don't cite it and retarded Youtube essay-tier slop.This is some shit that I'm tired of seeing; people making retarded points with no media literacy about something that's an acceptable punching bag, with confidence placed in the bandwagon instead of familiarity.
>>153588678Pay attention to what is actually going on.Abel puts on a face for others to act happy when he’s actually distant with everyone when no one is paying attention to him. He went up and became the head exterminator by his own free will and willingly watched Lute sing about killing everyone in hell.The Heaven residence by episode 8 in season 2 are displeased as Lute and Abel are. The winners are giving Emily and Pentious weird looks.You’re thinking of them by the times when they’re the least involved. Pay attention to how they are shifting when they get the chance to involved. Abel at the end of the day does want to command over soldiers meant for killing and fully committed to staying in that job and what it entails despite being a fearful piss baby.> the romance us obnoxiousWhat romance?
>>153585533NTA but while season 1 is angels are le bad, this show is downright awful about angels being stupid. Heaven is an infantile, adult daycare run by incompetent fools that have panic attacks about sinners (who can't even leave the Pride ring) invading. They don't know what gets a soul to Heaven, they don't know angelic steel kills them, they let Lucifer have the power to attack a fellow angel but not uppity sinners, Sera gives a very pacifist Abel an entire military career even though he doesn't know what a sword is, they try to apologize for genocide with cute gift baskets. I could go on. I'm not impressed by whatever surface level spirituality Viv tries to include in her work because she's a deep as a puddle. Sera turning into her seraph form and then doing nothing after? Songs that sprinkle in Latin or biblical teachings? All fluff, zero substance. I cannot take Speaker seriously. Her inclusion adds more holes to this mess of a world
>>153588218Now imagine an Exorcist having an affair with a imp or hellhound.
>>153589404I'm not imp or furrypilled enough to do that.
>>153589404an exorcist falling so she can marry big hellhound dick
>>153583758>Demons are actually morally grey and complex but ultimately le good because its all about family?This, but its all a mindfuck and the demon is far worse than anyone could possibly imagine
>>153583604Adam dicked 'Em atleast once.
>>153583604Was it a bad idea to announce Hazbin Hotel would be ending with Season 5 so far in advance?
>>153589225> Sera gives a very pacifist Abel an entire military career even though he doesn't know what a sword is, Abel isn’t actually a pacifist. He’s larping as one.
>>153591287Vaggie was always an awful person. Her and Charlie campaigned to angel dust on pre-marital sex being bad while outright doing those practices with each other.Lute is such a virgin that she asks the Adam hallucination about if he knew she had fee fees for him. Vaggie getting grey wings isn’t actually about positive character development. It’s about her losing the grasp on what is right or wrong. Because Adam isn’t wrong and the rules are still black and white. Perfectly timed with her getting them as she then gloats about killing her own sisters. What’s bizarre is that Lute initially wanted to kill her because she fully expected Charlie to die for her fully committed rebellion against Adam and knew it would be twisted to let her survive afterwards. Lute’s intentions to kill Vaggie have more morality than Vaggie sparing Lute just out of her own pride. Lute is pretty much the only good exorcist in existence treated poorly by losers like Sera, who threatened to kick Lute out of heaven for trying to make Lilith resolve the conflicts in Hell to keep her right to live on Heaven. It’s no wonder Lute feels so much hatred for Charlie. She breaks the rules, kills Adam, and Heaven and Sera sucks her and her mother’s vagina for it. Maybe if they just killed Lucifer and Lilith for their corruptions, they wouldn’t even give a shit about exterminations and cursed problems like Lute wouldn’t have to exist in the first place.
>>153583604angel milk.
>>153592520which angel makes the best breastmilk?
>>153592552
>>153592810Banana Milk
>>153584595Orgies
>>153593068Passing around Abel like a bong.
>>153592972Pretty.
>>153588218kek, good green
>>153592810unf oh baby yeah
>>153583604Why did they all just vanish during S2?Why was Abel, their nominal new leader, never shown interacting with any of them instead of sitting at Sera's table like an actual toddler?Why was Lute the only one who cared? Not even just about Adam, but like...in general, about Hell and everything.
>>153586621>ganked Vaggie with Lute>was straight up about to kill Charlie before Lucifer joined inI don't know man, he seems pretty hands-on. Also they've only been doing this shit once a year for every seven year.
>>153589404>Abortions aren't allowed>Next generation of exterminators are all half hellborn
>>153596519I think Heaven sees exorcists as expandable. They were concerned about the sinners who were killed but not about their own soldiers' deaths and no one cared that Lute was having a PTSD meltdown in public. Compare that to Adam who wanted total demon death when just one exorcist was missing but not yet confirmed dead.
>>153584595Considering they exist for the sole purpose of executing the exterminations, but the majority of Heaven didn’t know the exterminations even existed, I guess they have to mostly stay out of sight? Lute never has though, so maybe she’s the one exception? This has gotta be at least like the eighth time I’ve overthought one small Hazbin Hotel plot element for a few seconds and it completely fell apart.
>>153592810Hot
>>153589225Also the Heavenly Kingdom of the Almighty Lord of Creation being another Furcom but without jizzed on pi is beyond awful, with no images of most notable Archangels or Saints around, how the crepes is that Christian Heaven
>>153598786jizzed on pizza, yeah, that happened in a hotel that was hosting a Furcon
I am starting to buy into the theory going around Twitter that Lute is Eve. >Taking on the new, lowly persona of Lute is Eve's penance for inviting evil into the world. Eve/Lute is overcorrecting for her mistake. Adam does not know this is what happened to her which is part of the punishment. "I never got to tell you..." referred to this as well as her love confession.>Exorcists are Lute's clones/almost 'children' and Vaggie's punished friend has a very Abel-esque tooth gap. >Roo is NOT Eve. Roo is a seperate character who represents the promordial evil Eve allowed into the world, but Roo did not possess Eve in a literal sense. >Jessica Vosk did a print signing livestream the other day where she said Lute has a ton of trauma and that her line "I'm here to finish what I started" is more meaningful than it sounds>Vosk posted and deleted a tweet of the smiling purple demon emoji under someone guessing Lute is Eve over a year ago>Viv leaves likes on any kind of Lute ship art on her bluesky, even with randoms like Vox, but won't touch Abel/LuteIt's schizo but it would be so fucking kino.
Seriously, if her hair grew out and was slightly more flaxen-blonde this is about what you'd expect Hazbin Eve to look like. Especially with those bangs.
>>153598933>Vosk posted and deleted a tweet of the smiling purple demon emoji under someone guessing Lute is Eve over a year agoPic-related.>Viv leaves likes on any kind of Lute ship art on her bluesky, even with randoms like Vox, but won't touch Abel/LuteWould be interesting to see how many of those artists backpedal if this does end up being the case.
>>153598933I don't buy this theory. The Eve is Lilith theory has more meat to it when you see how her eyes are always obscured/the baby Charlie flashback/ eating apple slices and having a tree of life phone case. >>153596773Anon, that's literally a screen cap of Adam looking at a picture of a beheaded angel. He knew she was dead
>>153583612fpbp
>>153599665Eve being Lilith and not being either Lute or Roo is definitely the most boring of the identity swap theories.
>>153599618>'Does no-one know who they're dealin' with?’>Lute calls Adam the only soul who ever completed her. >Lute grafts Adam's halo to her arm so they are together as one flesh again. The more you watch the more you notice.
There were leaks which said Eve is a villain and wants to ruin Charlie's relationship with Lucifer in revenge for everything she's lost... That would be lame from some kind of Roo-Eve powerful mastermind Hell goddess figure but makes a lot more sense from a Lute-Eve who's lost everything and is actively hurting.
>>153584337Do you want to talk about the union abuse instead?
>>153592972>Sera birb formNice
>>153596607That's where that shark girl at Chaz's funeral came from.
>>153584337>Rowling went crazy>"women exist"
>>153596773That flies completely against Sera and Emily's characterisation, and unfortunately they're the two highest ranking angels we've seen as anything other than silhouettes to date
>>153599943Nah it sounds entirely on-brand for Hazbin's consistent level of lameness and gayness, I would only be surprised if Lilith doesn't turn out to be the true main villain with how this series tends to treat moms
>>153584470They are explicitly splintered off from the Nazis. You could say Marvel usually avoids having them talk about hating Jews and Negros because they dont usually want to be that 'topical' with the Avengers (at least back in the day). You could also say Hydra is too busy getting their shit pushed in by actual supernatural enemies to worry about le secret jew mastermind as much.
>>153588678>Nooo dont deliberately spread misinformation to make the show sound worse!But anon that's exactly what this dogshit show deserves. It would take a lot of effort to make up anything worse than the truth anyway. If God and the angels were all evil but the plot wasnt written all retarded it would objectively be a better show
>>153603164That's the punchline to this joke of a show, explaining canon as presented and refusing to exaggerate or speculate mocks it better than any shitpost ever could.Imagine trying to explain to someone that Charlie consistently does everything wrong at the end of S2 while Vaggie needs someone else to teach her how to open a panel
>>153599665>He knew she was deadAdam still wanted to punish the demons over just one exorcist. It's why he bumped up the exterminations during the meeting with Charlie. No one besides Adam cares that the exorcists sacrificed life and limb and they don't even get a moment of silence or an apology from Sera for getting them in this war.
Ship so rare it doesn't even have an Ao3 tag.
>>153584595The same thing as Emily: sit in their goon caves and watch porn from hell while claiming that "it's gross and degenerate" when queried about it.
>>153583604Why are we talking about a show that doesn't even deserve to be talked about?
>>153583758Exactly. Hazbin Hotel is pretty much written like it was made by a 14 year old girl on Newgrounds in 2007.Also, its not Hell. Its monsterworld.Its all red, but no fire.No one is being tortured or punished.And based on the songs, the shit fuck cunt dialogue, and the plot, the Creator Vivzie is not some deep thinker and writer who created a Hell where, "Hell is other people" like No Exit, or Hell is Hell because you're surrounded by bad people, or an eternal absence of God.No, this Hell is just monster people with powerlevels, and other than that its just a slightly more debaucherous Los Angeles.Sex, drug, violence, lies and stealing.
>>153604341Season 2 pisses on this concept with that montage of abuse to make Adam look bad. It depends on what the writers need to happen. The exorcists are depicted as a unified front before the battle in the finale. Season 2? "We need Vaggie to be seen as more sympathetic, make all of the girls abuse victims trapped in a vicious army". >>153591397He's still a beta that whines about wetting himself before a battle. One of the thing that pisses me off is the lack of Michael. I don't know what contrived reason Viv had with making him so absent. If he never shows up in the show, it will be one of the biggest "what the fuck, why not?" moments>>153598786What's funny is all the crucifixes in the background of this show, which means the passion happened here. Can you imagine the events of the crucifixion happening in this fuck ass, Viv world? I can't picture it without laughing at how absurd it would be in her style
I want the speaker of god to sit on my face.
>>153607097I'd prefer Sera, less feathers and she needs the stress relief.
>>153607249Based and Serapilled
>>153592810My headcanon is that she's God's wife and the mother to all Goetia
>>153607430Honestly I still think the Extermintions being a thing that only happened Seven Years ago and not centuries ago was dumb, from how they were portrayed it seemd like they were a long established part of Hell's culture
>>153607249Anon she's drawn like an absolute stick figure in the show.
>>153608143One of the reasons I really like her and her sister is cause they have no noses and also have those white freckles, idk why but it makes them look cuter
>>153608131Not wrong on the first part, but idea that they've been happening for a long time didn't make sense to me given how hell didn't look like either Hoxhaist Albania or Stalinist Russia. Yes, I know this show is a dumb urban fanatasy written by libtards, but there is no societal or structural indication in either the pilot or the show proper that exterminations have been a yearly thing since a long time ago. My view is that there were exterminations in the past, but them being an annual thing only came about when Lilith absconded/was taken to heaven, and beforehand they were much less frequent. How much less frequent is hard to say, but enough to where the denizens of hell treat them more akin to a cyclone coming through and buggering everyone about than something where they'd be building hardened bunkers to defend against.Honestly it doesn't bother me as much in shows like this because even works by solid sci-fi writers can fuck up the maths at times, even if I roll my eyes whenever characters like Carmilla and Vox give laughably low numbers about the scale of the deaths.
>>153605465Hazbin boss is basically netflix's Lucifer
>>153608584Hell in gaiman's lucifer:>pretty bad place>demons want their boss back, or to take over>crazy politics shit until a human takes over>is actually hell, punishment and tormentHell in netflix'slucifer>froze over cuz hes not there>demons just want him back>the hexcrete zone from big empty>sinners are punished by repeating their last sinful moments until they can accept their sins
>>153608599>sinners are punished by repeating their last sinful moments until they can accept their sinsThis part is weird because several dialogues in the show state that demons, including Lucifer, actively punish the damned, yet we only see the loop of them repeating their sins.
>>153608766AlsoLucifer (comic)>has daddy issues, just wants to escape gods planLucifer (netflix)>has daddy issues>fuck you dad i quitmy job>i just want a hug :c
>>153583758>>Angels and God is actually... le bad?An Angel literally helped them.
>>153583758Yes you retardLucifer was on of gods angelsSatan was created by godThe adversaryexists because of godEvil exists because of god or humans would have nothing to be tempted by.He destroyed sodom and gomorrah because people were horni (what a crime lmao)Literally "be good or else"Charlie's pilot song says sinners go to hell for: being a loser, being a /co/ gooner, being a vegan, crying babies. A possum was condemned to hell for having rabies allegedly.
>>153609259>be good or elseHow is god any different from someone following you around with a gun to your head.>no guys, this is normal, he's making sure im a good person>if im ever not a good person, he'll blow my brains out
>>153583758>despite being a ball of raging hate and wanting everyone not like me be punished for it?But enough about christcucks, ironic you pick a moral orel reaction image though
>>153583612That's not correction, angels serve humans. It's their secondary function
>>153608143She's one of those characters who is spirituality fat assed.
>>153609959Hawt
>>153609959If there's allegedly an on-screen penetration scene between Fizz and Oz next season in Helluva, at the very least Viv could do something like that in Hazbin next season.
>>153583604>All of them are the same height >Have the exact same body typeBased adam, imagine the orgies.
>>153609259>He destroyed sodom and gomorrah because people were horni (what a crime lmao)When the angels went to warn lot the entire town first instinct was to try to rape the angels.
>>153608121She's not their mom. The goetia are Lucifer's attempt to replicate her.
>>153583612Big G got mad the last time that happened
>>153583612Speaking of:Ao3.org/works/61849258/chapters/158144404
>>153609959Cute.
