We will live among you, wear your clothes, walk your streets, eat your food, rent your apartments, partake in your economy, feed your local wildlife, use your restrooms (without flushing), neuter your stray pets, leave food on in your movie theater floors, ogle at your pornography, litter your public parks, occupy your parking lots before you do, visit your malls and wonder why nobody is there, borrow your library books without returning them, chop your trees...
Now that I think about it. Viltrumites living in the Western Hemisphere are kinda fucked.Any girl who doesn't know you can fly are gonna be wondering why you can't drive a car. You have no resume so you're basically jobless.Sure, Kregg can play bad boy criminal, but even bad boy typically comes with the limit of like, you yourself have to do the fighting and the bad boy shit and he can't do that without risking outing himself
>>153583887I'm sure he can pull his punches, we throw hands all the time.
>>153583735>we will cause traffic on your freeways, merge without signaling, blare rap songs at 2 am that make your windows shake, smoke cigarettes within visual range of a No Smoking sign, never clean ketchup or mustard nozzles so that they get all hard and crusty, order a cup for water then fill it with Dr. Pepper at the fountain, watch video essays on YouTube about series we've never seen and then argue about it online like we're experts on the subject, cut in line at the deli even though it's CLEAR AS FUCKING DAY that you were there first, pee off your skyscrapers...
>we will pour grease down the drain, flush non flushable wet wipes, leave all your grocery carts in parking paces,
But enough about gypsies
>>153583735>We will sit at your desks
>We will shitpost so badly around your area you get caught in an IP range ban for a week
>all his wives were kinda just disappointed and annoyed rather than madWere the Kregg dickings really just that good?
>>153584379
>we will reply with "hahaha" to the images you send us even though we didn't actually find them funny, we will buy year-long subscriptions to gyms but not attend beyond the first few days of january, we will occupy extra chairs at the mall food court even though we don't need them, we will use our phones in the movie theater with brightness at 100%
>We will fart in public so loud it will break the sound barrier in a 2 mile radius>We will break into your houses, shave your pets ('cept for the 'staches) and leave everything else intact>We will review bomb your media>And we will rock you
>>153583887You only have to be a fraction of a second faster to beat up other people IRL so he never has to go close to all out. Plus he lives in a world full of supers so if he gets into some deep shit and miraculously survives a gang shoot out or some shit it's a drop in the bucket in the scheme of things. Kregg has the easiest way to cover his ass.
>>153583735>neuter your stray pets,But thats a good thing.
>>153584453my favorite is the pink haired one, she doesn't look mad or disappointed just kind of embarrassed, like she was the one who told him about open relationships and boy did that backfire on her.
>>153584348Kek>>153584201Rent free
>We will live among you>We will follow your laws and be good citizens>We will have HAPPY lives here on your planet>And there will be NO conflict, NO wars>Am I making myself fucking clear?????
>>153584669ahhh he's so evil I'm losing my mind arrrgggh
>>153584661No one said it isn't
>>153584662With how closely she's sitting to the heart sweatshirt girl it kinda makes it look like he somehow inserted himself into a lesbian relationship
>>153584661They had scary music playing over it because of the threat of the alternative, but the stuff Thragg actually mentions is pretty benign. Even the breeding seems to be consensual, just them being there isn't.
>>153584667Cope
>>153583735>AND WE WILL GO INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES AT NIGHT AND WRECK UP THE PLACE
>>153584805Food on your movie floor is pretty mean.
>>153584769based Kregg.
>>153584865Yeah that goes way farther than anything Thragg actually said.
>>153583887Kregg learned to ride a bike relatively quickly, I'm sure they have their means of acquiring false documents and shit.
>>153584919Yeah considering how advanced they are they should be able to falsify social security numbers, birth certificates, etc.
>>153583735>I however will do none of these things and remain a sociopath.
Who's hoping for some slice of life stuff with the Viltrumites peppered throughout the next season?
>>153584968>Hey Thragg you should pick up a hobby, there's some fun stuff to do on Earth>"No.">Grand Regent, life on Earth is actually pretty good. We were so mad before that we couldn't see the nice things in life. I like it here.>"What the FUCK is wrong with you???"
Why not just take over earth?
>>153585049Because then the Coalition of Planets will consider Earth lost and move the warfront there to finish genociding the Viltrumites to extinction.
>We will do your laundry.>Sweep your floors.>Mow your lawns.>Clip your coupons.>File your taxes.>Attend your PTA meetings.>Coach your little league teams.>Give toasts at your weddings.>Spoil your children...>You do not have a choice.
>>153585082...so what they already do in the comics?
>>153585049They basically have, but their current purposes can be served subtly versus getting into more fights and potentially depleting their small population even more. Thragg threatens to flip the table if Mark so much as checks up on their babymaking, and they'd get more overt as their numbers grow again.
>>153585049Earth has proven itself to have at least a few methods of harming or even killing Viltrumites. They could just take over but it wouldn't be that easy, and it would result in more dead Viltrumites when they can afford to loose even one of thier already miniscule numbers. Thragg is thinking long term, to his credit.Also like other anon said, the CoP would just strait up nuke Earth the second they heard about all the Viltrumites living there and in fact attempt to do just that with the perfected Scourge virus
>>153584453All he has to do is start levitating to basically prove his claim that he's an alien (or at least pretty likely to be one) which lends a lot of credence to his claim that he genuinely didn't know polyamory wasn't okay
We are Charlie Kirkman
>>153584453at least 3 of them look mad
Why doesn't Thragg find a woman to impregnate too? Is he stupid?
>>153585049Because if they did, Invincible and his buddies would fight them, which would lead to more of them dying.Thragg doesn't want more Viltrumites to die, so he knows that even if ultimately, they could probably beat the Coalition, any amount of casualties at this point is unacceptable.So he's playing a different game.
>>153584661Remember, Nolan called Debbie his pet.
>>153585252>pushing $8 for a single appetizer Earth is beyond saving, burn it all to ash
>>153584201Isn't the point of gypsies that they live isolated from the rest?
>>153585014>Well, Kregg, I made it. Despite your directions....
>>153585866The only reason he's so strong is because he hasn't nutted in a thousand years. He can't risk it now.
>>153585866He's too shy :(
The good ending
>>153585911He later admitted he was just lying to himself. His upbringing and duty was heavily clashing with the more enjoyable life he found himself in, and he was afraid to admit that those 1000 years he spent as a devout Viltrumite couldn't compare to the mere 20 he spent on Earth as a human.
>>153586266The joke was that they would be spaying humans.
>We will all collectively go to your local Costco and consume as much of the free samples as possible and hog up the lines
>>153584453Variety is the spice of life.
>>153585971>ultimately lost *after* breeding his bug children armyYou just may be onto something, anon
>>153586250Thragg is the ultimate "I can change him" character.
>>153586807Losing to the sun is a pretty metal way to go though.
>>153583735A vitrumite could be shitposting on 4chan to blend in
>>153585884>would lead to more of them dying.Only if Thragg sits down and lets them. He could kill Nolan, Mark and Oliver with one hand and with the other jerk it.
>>153585252What kind of madman takes their daughter to Hooters
>>153586917The kind of man who appreciates a damn good plate of buffalo wings, thats who
>>153583735>We will smash all your plates, bend all your forks, turn on your stoves, then we light a small fire.We will go in your fridge, eat all your food, barf it back up.>And then we will go into your room while you are sleeping and turn on your lights and…
>>153585933You haven't gone out in a while, have ya? $8 is the low end for appetizer prices these days.
>>153585252>How I met your step-mother
>>153585234>>153585252.....this is porn, isnt it?
>>153586950thanks for reminding me of this stupid song
>>153587102What song?
>>153586987It better be the best damn blooming onion I've ever had in my life, that's all I'll say
>>153587117https://youtu.be/fYv0KXW6TWM?si=_O7pdc6O_wxJczLE
>>153584968>>153585046I really hope they have Thragg at least try it out for a bit. I get that thematically, he needs to reject chilling the fuck out, but it would still work if he tried it, realized it was getting to him, and then nope'd out.
>>153585014They have to. It's way too good to pass up. >>153586250>all the art of Thragg settling down depict him with a black or latina womanBased.
>>153583735>we will place your milk cartons back in your fridges, but we will make sure to leave only a small sip of milk inside so its technically not empty
>>153587102Samus, my beloved. There's just something about dorky women in power armor.
>>153585252Can Zoe fix her?
>>153585933do people go to hooters for the food?
>>153587381Some do, yes, especially since some locations can't hire the prettiest for their waitresses and so step up their cooking to compensate.
>>153587076No_
>>153587482Dang it.....
>>153587381They make some pretty good burgers at the very least
>>153583887I don't imagine they would have flipped for Earth so hard if they landed in Africa or the middle east
>>153588048We will wear your rags, walk your dirt roads
Is this series any good or is it filled with QUALITY moments I see from shonen anime?
>>153588180Neither
>>153588179
>>153588180It's got moving pngs.
Sexo
>>153588265Thread got deleted, eh?
>>153584453>>153584662>>153585386>>153585792>>153586802Was he actually needed in space or did he just use that as an excuse to leave an awkard conversation?
>>153583735I dont understand why Mark was freaking out about this, it is literally his best case scenario. Imagine being forced to destroy your father's home planet because his people refuse to give up fascist tyranny, grappling with the guilt of potentially causing a genocide as well as the fear that they could come back for revenge at any time, only for them to show up and be like "we promise not to harm you or cause in trouble, but in exchange we are going to adopt your ways and live among you so we may learn the value of family and compassion just as you father did".Like, where is the downside?
>>153587289>>all the art of Thragg settling down depict him with a black or latina woman>Based.its probably because of his haircut.
>>153584453it looks like one of his daughters (the one behind the boy with the tablet) is giving him the sideeye
>>153588331>learn the value of family and compassion just as you father didMark didnt know that. Far as he knew, his dad was the sole exception for the entire species of amoral assholes that can pop a planet if they felt so inclined. Mark has every reason to think it's simply a matter of time before the Viltrumites make their move and kill billions of people
>>153585956>>Well, Kregg, I made it. Despite your directions...keki need this now
>we will park in your handicap paces >we place recyclables in the wrong cans >we will walk your dogs and not clean up after them>we will throw your car batteries into the ocean >we will take our full grocery cart into the 10 items or less line >we will speak loudly in your libraries >we will not tip your food servers >we will loiter within 25ft of a no loitering sign >we will park inbetween the hours of 6am-6pm
>>153588431>>we will park inbetween the hours of 6am-6pmWhy is the "no parking between these hours" thing for, anyway? Only seen it in the US.
>>153588331To be fair i wouldn't be too comfortable either with the idea of having to share the planet with a bunch of super powered genocidal aliens that tried to kill me and everyone i love not so long ago
>>153588463What is* fuck
>>153588463Usually it's to make sure those roads either get street cleaned or to be used as loading zones.
>>153588467Sure, but considering killing them all isnt a pleasant or feasible option, having them essentially approach you to negotiate their surrender in exchange for a ceasefire would feel like a very good deal to me.>>153588394They could do that now, They straight up admit that their population is unsustainable. They could take the humans out with them but they're choosing to try and save their race instead. They could have just tried to take the planet by force and start harvesting breeding slaves, the fact that they went for the "live among you in peace" option of their own accord is a huge sign that they're capable of having the same change of heart the Nolan did. Sure there are gonna be more Viltrimite/human hybrids around, but they're gonna grow up as native earthlings and consider it their home just like Mark did. I guess the only real source of concern for Mark would come from his sense of self hatred from the fact that so many of his alternate universe selves turned out evil.
>>153588317Yeah he was summoned along with the rest of the Viltrumites
>>153583887What if they landed on some shithole country for their big first impression of Earth?inb4 that's BurgerlandYou know what I meant
>>153588463Thats so that street can have an extra lane during the day to speed up traffic.
>>153583735Is she the most powerful Invincible character?
>>153588875>send Lucan to Africa
Jobs the Viltrumites get>Lucan: Salesman (likes it)>Anissa: Business analyst (fucking hates it)>Kregg: Motorcycle mechanic (fucking loves it)>Thula: Personal trainer (likes it)>Thragg: Fast food worker (hates it)
>>153585866Imagine if Omniman just brought him Dupli-Kate instead of trying to conquer earth
>>153588179When I see mark's grimace here it reminds me of the gay for mario meme
We will chip the glasses, crack the plates, blunt the knives, bend the forks, smash the bottles, burn the corks, cut the cloth, tread on the fat, pour the milk on the pantry floor, leave the bones on the bedroom mat, splash the wine on every door, dump the crocks in a boiling bowl, pound them up with a thumping pole, and when you’ve finished if any are whole send them down the hall to roll.And that's what Bilbo Baggins hates.
>>153584453>Michelle ObamaI can't believe the Viltrumites cucked the president of United States of America!
>>153586917my mom took me to Hooters once cause we got a buy-one-get-one-free voucher. It wasn't that sexual during lunch-time, but maybe it gets more wild during the evening?
>>153590488The whole war thing would have been over in 5 minutes if they had brought her along
>>153590704Kek
>>153590704>>153590965he do loves the chicken nuggies
What if instead of being named Thragg he was name Fagg
>>153587289>>all the art of Thragg settling down depict him with a black or latina woman>Based.probably because his goal is to have children
>>153591006Blacks have the highest abortion rates.
My name is General Sneed
>>153590965>>153590986>I have achieved the greatest honor in my workplace… employee of the month
>>153583735>We will order at restaurants lofty meals, finish half of it, and bring none of it with us letting it go to waste. And we'll talk at said restaurant long after we're done eating but as close to or even past closing time
>>153591016So you're saying they get pregnant way more than they want to?
>>153591472And vacuum the baby out way more as a consequence.
I'm a big fan of Kindquest
>>153591582Fembrained
>>153583735There's like 30 of you, who cares. We already have Republicans, Russians, the French and Israelis being assholes every where you go and that's just one particular kind of being awful in public. Ooooooh, you're gonna be shitty to service sector workers, oh no, they've never dealt with that before>But we're really powerfulMan, Cecil is gonna know where every single of of you is. He'll kill your kids or turn them against you. Eventually you'll have some sort of temper tantrum and you'll get put down, but in the mean time, enjoy the weather and go easy on the taco bell.
>>153591582It's cute
>>153586917Hooters is pretty PG these days
>>153591664>Man, Cecil is gonna know where every single of of you is.I love the image of Cecil fucking seething while monitoring the undercover viltrumites, who are just living their lives and chillin'.
>>153591485When your mission is pure numbers, net output matters more than individual terminations. As far as repopulation goes, conceiving 10 and aborting 6 is twice as good as conceiving 2 and aborting none.
>>153591590Nah I'd unironically love to see an alternate timeline story about redeemed Earth Conquest
Look, I made a steak
>>153591750I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A STEAK!
>>153591800BOTHER ME ABOUT A STEAK?!?!?!?!?!?!!!
Thragg? More like Fagg
>>153591750We will eat your steaks. Ask for seconds. Floss our teeth after. Discard it in your wastebaskets.
>>153591750>>153591800>>153591824>>153591836If they do make a Rex Splode special and keep the reason why his parents sold him, the show-onlies into brainrot memes are gonna nuts
Had this idea (based on my Anissa fic I’m planning) that she works for the GDA as a superhero and I asked some anons about what her name would be and one said Apex. Which made me think that Viltrumites are so no nonsense they’d just use a random word or their old rank as a superhero name. Like how Conquest’s name is just thatAnother said War Woman, which is funny cause I thought of that too, and I like it but I also think it’s kinda fucked up that a Viltrumite is taking the mantle of a person murdered by another Viltrumite
>>153592593>Viltrumites are so no nonsense they’d just use a random word or their old rank as a superhero name. Like how Conquest’s name is just thati was thinking something like "order"
>>153591834Thadeus...
>>153588463Often it's for street sweeping, who only come by once a week. So on that day you have to move your car to the other side of the street to make way, or you'll get a ticket and have to pay a fine.
>>153590704Thragg might enjoy running some self-defense classes. The guy is 100% fight so putting him in a role where he can mentor other people to improve themselves might work out.
>>153592748He'd be disappointed at how humans can't do the Viltrumite handshake
>>153583887Kregg settled in London. He'll be fine without a driving license
>>153590522>the country of africa
>>153593827Throw a dart at the continent and you'll hit a shithole country, I'm not interested in learning every individual one.
>>153593861I understand anon not everyone can learn basic geography
>>153591874Are you sure?
>>153592641That’s cool. Also there’s Mark thinking “Did I really come up with an original name or is it just my Viltrumite heritage coming through?”
>>153593866He is right, I only care about the promising ones.Egypt, South Africa, Botswana and Ethiopia.
>>153583735evil Freddie Mercury
>>153583887>You have no resume so you're basically jobless.There are much bigger logistical problems than that. No birth certificate, no social security number. You'd be seen as an illegal immigrant. This is something almost no "le alien/fantastical creature tries blending in with modern human society" story ever addresses
What kind of guy is Thula gonna try and fuck now that she's on earth?
>>153595838Freshmen.
>>153595826It's illegal for companies in California to ask for your SSN.It's really not that complicated, dude. Fucking Haitians figured shit like this out
>>153595854How the fuck do you open a credit account without a SSN? I'm genuinely asking here, California is an alien world to me
>>153595876This place is a fucking sinkhole I can't get out of, man.
>>153595848She builds a jailbait harem
>>153595854>>153595876Require, not ask. My bad.Still ridiculous.
>>153585386Women expect you to be able to read their minds. Do you really think him being an alien will make them feel any less entitled to having things their way?
>>153585046>Someone brings Thragg a TV and DVD player so he can "study" Earth culture>Becomes enamored with prestige television which was big at the time of the book>It wasn't pussy that tames him but all six seasons of the Sopranos
>>153596016"Your body betrays your degeneracy, Tony"
>>153584669He specifically said they wouldnt aid humanity. Makes sense if theyre meaning to blend in. Only problem is what if a kaiju or something attacks directly where theyre living. Did Thragg know what kind of shit happens on this version of Earth?
>>153595876Credit?, just bury your savings on a remote location only you know about, after converting it into gold, of course.
>>153596016How does he react to the ending?
>>153596105He said they wouldn't help out, so yeah. They know all about Earth's freaky shit, since they are one of many.
>>153595838Youngsters who are in to GILFs because I don't see men "her age" survive the encounter.
>>153595826>No birth certificate, no social security number.They have advanced tech, they probably hacked in and forged all that stuff.
>>153596016What would he think of the ending?
>>153596135>>153596266Freaks out and smashes up the ship in a depressive rage, has to be placated with Breaking Bad and then it's truly over for him God help us once he starts Mad Men
>>153596217really acting like she's her ridiculous show's age
>>153591664>Viltrumites try to be dicks>Realize humans are even bigger dicks than they could expect
>>153596105Comic Spoilers<spoilers>Greenland gets exploded and worldwide flooding occurs, and the Viltrumites just sorta go off planet temporarily.</spoilers>
>>153585252>orders a burger>well done
>>153596495>When we commit genocide without repentance, we are demonized>When they commit genocide to safeguard themselves, they are the victim>What is wrong with these creatures?
>>153596360Did Mad Men shit the bed that badly? I only caught the first season
>>153588246He looks like Mercenary Tao here.
>>153596563Never watched it myself but I hear it just kinda fizzles out, solid but theres a reason nobody really talks about it now adays compared to something like Breaking Bad
>>153596135>>153596266>>153596360>What has occured? Has the video device failed? What-...that can not be the ending. That simply CAN NOT BE what happens. Did he-DID TONY JUST GET WACKED?!?!?!>[*cracks Mt. Everest in two*]>I DEMAND AN ANSWER!!!!!
>>153595838I would
>>153596539NEVER eat a rare burger unless you're who's grinding the meat.
>>153583887>be hiding on primitive world that still uses shiny metal as a system of currency>fly out to a type m-asteroid, split it apart, and bring back a lump of gold the size of a city bus, or dive into the earth's mantle and bring back a billion dollar lode of rare earth metal or swallow a lump of cold and pull a diamond out of your assit's not a coincidence that all the viltrumites we see 'blending in' on earth over the course of the series are living upper class lives with big houses and penthouse apartments. lack of documentation is a minor inconvenience when you can bribe an immigration official and get yourself asylum refugee status or pay some data broker for doctored papers.
>>153596817Fair enough, but I wouldn't trust any man who willingly orders and consumes a god damn hockey puck on a bun
>>153596700Good God, they've invaded the neutrals!
>>153585956>>153588409
>>153583735... lurk your threads, peruse your primitive memes, and fail to find amusement at your 'You Laugh, You Lose' threads.
>>153596585>Thragg being a philistine who doesn't understand the thematic point that as long as Tony remains in The Life, he will always be living in fearOf course.
>>153591582https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMrCBF0mN64
>>153583735Invincible is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>153583887Kregg seem to manage to fit in pretty well being that bad to the bone biker kind of manBut I can't seem to imagine how the rest would fit in, it's hard to imagine someone who spent centuries fighting and conquering planets have to do something like paperwork and deal with a shitty boss where in any other scenario they would just do their hand chopping and kill them on the spot for that >>153584968>>153587221I hope so as well, it nice to see Thragg getting off his ass to see what this is all about, why is his people all going soft so damn quickly on this world, have him go down there, he meet some woman who he thinks he can treat like some pet or a slave, until they talk, she explains her life is shit and how he the first to listen and thanks him which gets his shell to crack a bit, they talk more and get closer and it almost reach the point they kiss before Thragg instantly snaps out of it, tells her he needs to go and leaves as he can't do it, for what would Argall think of him? or the others, he the grand regent he can't lower himself to a non-viltrumite before goes back to hide back to his throne and cries to himselfOr something like this hopefully
>>153584453It is nice to know Kregg's type is women
>>153596016>Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eviscerate the other five?
I love despite this plot point of the viltrumites being on Earth being so fucking stupid, it's also easily the most compelling idea the story has done so far. >>153598256>for what would Argall think of him?I feel like even Argall's ghost would be screaming at him at that point. >"NO, KISS HER, YOU IDIOT!"
>>153583735Mark: NO! We can't let the-Nolan: No-no! Remember Miyamoto: "never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.". McDonald's is strong enough to destroy even OUR bodies. In 10 years, they'll be walking, flying heart attacks just WAITING to happen.Mark: ...very well, Thragg. I accept your terms.
>>153584453>heart-sweater and pink-hair are a lesbian couple>pink meets kregg at a bar>is seduced by kregg and gets knocked up>couple months later, pink reveals pregnancy>heart breaks up with pink>heart tracks down kregg>tries to confront him for being a homewrecker>is seduced by kregg and gets knocked up>reluctantly gets back together with pink
>>153588048Landing in Cape Town is not that bad tho
>>153587221>>153598256I agree, I think the interpretation of Thragg as someone who's genuinely tempted by the idea of a normal life with emotional attachment and vulnerability and who is torn by and hates himself for what her perceives as his own weakness makes for a more nuanced and interesting version of the character. It also ultimately makes him that much more evil when he actively *chooses* to reject attachment and treat his children as disposable cannon fodder.Seeing him try, and violently reject 'going native' like the other Viltrumites, would be neat, and would be very easy to transition into his decision to try and kill Nolan.
How did the Viltrumites get past the hurdles of modern datinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNEiBxZLswc&list=WL&index=1&t
>>153591582>PAY ATTENTION!>i am so lovely. All the other viltrumites are friends with me. Everyone talks to me, everyone wants to be my friend-- they think i am reliable.
>>153591582Somewhere in some alternative universe where they are the galactic peacekeepers that nolan bullshitted to mark to beHe be the nicest viltrumite to ever live and instead of called conquest, he called liberator, he goes planet to planet liberating worlds and he loves it
>>153587363zoe is a minor you freak.BUT HER DAD ON THE OTHER HAND
>>153591582>>153599057>Alt Universe where Earth is Conquest's mission instead of Nolan's>Falls for Earth woman, develops genuine affection for her and his son, for the first time in tens of thousands of years someone cares about him>Tries and fails to bring himself to kill Mark and conquer Earth>Leaves and has to come to terms with the monster he was and try to commit to being a better personI'd read it.
>>153591738Because you are fembrained
>>153591665Definitely mostly women forcing this retarded meme
>>153599172>I'd read it.I'm pretty sure there's at least half a dozen fanfics on AO3 about that premise
>>153583735..Ok? thats fine man...
>>153591738That does look pretty cool
>>153591738That looks pretty retarded.
>>153599235HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP POMNI GOD YOU'RE SO ANNOYINGTHRAGG KILL HER RIGHT NOW
>>153591738I have no opinions on how this looks like whatsoever
>>153599190
>>153584919I like to imagine he doesn’t know how to ride one, so he leaves it in neutral and just pushes it while he flies around.
>>153591738I’m blind
>>153598787Unfortunately we know how Anissa did it
>>153599206post examples
>>153597735Nice
>>153583735>We will stand in line at the supermarket and fart while you wait behind us
The VS game reminded me, what the fuck would rex do if he survived the invincible war?
>>153601473Die but later.
>>153601473Robot himself probably kills him
>>153601473>Monster Girl and Robot trying to figure out who the fuck is standing by them
>>153602553OC, real name Donut Steel.
>>153585014I want to see Kregg's harem shenanigans.
>>153602695>Kregg has promised two of his wives a lovely night out on the town>Problem is the dates are on the same night>And they live on opposite sides of the planet
>>153601473RetireHe was gonna retire with Rae
>>153599290Caine wtf
>>153602761And the prom is tomorrow!
>>153602766I feel like he'd end up like Immortal though - he'd be retired right up until the next global catastrophe and then he'd spring into action.
>>153601473Fade into the background with the chudjak until Rudy chimps out
>>153601473Freaky ass Battle beast
>>153602628Kek
>>153597328What is their response?How do they feel about their conqueres?
Pookie
>>153595838
>>153604706Wtf new ship?
>>153591738I can see
>>153601473Girl thinks she's on the team
>>153584820kek
>>153590488No, but she is the cutest
>>153604239They have no strong feelings one way or the other.
>>153601473Lol I dunno
>>153584453One of them is clearly into it.
>>153607362Do you think he likes his mustache being tickled
>>153608084you ever have a mustache?
>>153608084The fact that Viltrumite mustaches seem kinda uniform and don't come off when they rip off the beard like Thaedus did or when Nolan shaves... makes me see it as a sort of erogenous zone
>>153602695>Kregg and his wives go out to eat, book half the tables at a restaurant>Kregg struggles to make sure each wife gets the same amount of time with him as he goes table to table with his meal >Get weird looks from other people eating there thinking he some kind of gigolo at a girls night out party >Gets phone call from babysitter who currently getting overrun by his children and ask when they be back>And top it all off have a another viltrumite there, maybe Lucan with his wife as they both awkwardly stare at each other across the restaurant
>>153599172How does mark still exist in this universe
>>153604706i never considered the idea of cecil x thula
>>153608140
>>153608192He's conquest's son
>>153591738im retarded
>>153608140It’s funnier if it’s Anissa by herself>What? There’s nothing wrong with going out to eat by yourself
>>153591738What am I looking at here exactly?
>>153583887>>153595826It's really easy, since they can do basically everything they want simply via petty crime and exploiting their superpowers. The cops aren't going to arrest them and if they try, just break the cuffs off and run away. Stick to the lowest of low-level crimes that police would barely get involved in, and hide your power level so superheroes wouldn't get involved either, but if they do, job and break out of jail later, or runaway.>>153600545I mean, that's one good way to save gas money.
>>153591738As nice as these are I still think conquest world be one of those autistic deviant art drawersHis hobby is is posting his creations to the world
These people live for thousands of years. There’s no way they wouldn’t get sick of life on earth eventually. Sure it’s fun at the start, but eventually they’d get sick of all the fun stuff there is to do on earth, and realise all that’s left is dealing with bullshit like money troubles, relationship drama, LGBT people in their favourite video games, earth food making them fat and weak, etc… and then they’d probably lash out and murder everyone.
>>153590704Are these actually what they end up doing on earth? There’s no way they don’t all lose their shit after a week of wageslaving.
>>153600545>pinches it with his legs while flying around in a sitting position lmao
>>153609512Nah just stuff I came up with cause I thought it was funny
I think an interesting thing to do would be for the Earth Viltrumites to have meetings to discuss life and how much they love their new planet, edge close to some rebellion talk, and that's why they back Nolan for emperor.
>>153611067They hold a secret meeting discussing plans and info on the planet before it cuts to them holding this "secret meeting" at a backyard BBQ party when they slowly stop talking about information and intelligence about the various heroes and threats on this world to how great human food and drinks are before one asks "So uhhhhh, what were we talking about again?"
>>153585866He has zero rizz. He only functions in Viltrumite society because it's based on being a scary, violent MFer, so his actual personal skills are worse than Conquest's.
>>153591063Presently Chuck's
>>153611261It's when they start swapping baby photos that the rebellion starts brewing.
>>153611261>Where should we have our meeting?>Lucan what about your place? You’ve got that nice backyard>Sure and my wife just bought some burgers. Could cook some up>Yeah can’t talk intelligence without food. I’ll bring some drinks. Thula maybe you can bring chips?>Of course Kregg. Oh there’s a baseball game next week! Put it on as “background noise”. Learned that phrase from my boyfriend>Then it is settled. Burgers and baseball next week here. Bring your families and loved ones to
>>153611261>They start talking about how are they going to transition their children from being raised as earthlings to Viltrumites.>Thoughts of children dying during the trial quickly make them realize they don't want them to live like that.One wife overhears them talking about "replacing" their "boss">She didn't know that her husband works with all these people.
I have never read or watched invincible and it keeps showing up on my timeline. I'm mostly a manga guy so would this be a good entry way into reading comics? My favorite manga is JJK but I'm currently reading Soil and loving it. So I'm also interested in grounded things also. Is there a good balance in invincible? I kinda avoided this just thinking it was reskinned Marvel/DC which I'm not a huge fan of.
>>153598583He was a hair away from cracking her shit. She was closer to death than that black viltrumite child Nolan had by the head while he was teaching his class.
>>153611874>Is there a good balance in invincible?In all honesty, I think the show might have a better ratio between superhero spectacle and grounded elements unless I'm misremembering though it hasn't reached the point where Mark and Eve actually have a kid where in my opinion the grounded element reaches its peak (in contrast to all the chaos going on with the rest of the galaxy) but that's also when they leave Earth>reskinned Marvel/DCIt depends on what you don't care for regarding Marvel/DC stuffIf it's about relaunches and crossover events, Invincible's main series can be read from beginning to end with no problem aside from a crossover issue with the Astounding Wolf-Man If it's about multiple artists, Invincible has two and Walker's later artstyle is divisive amongst people (he got better but that was after the comic ended)In my opinion (and this is just me), Invincible is good to recommend as entry level comic for someone who was already interested in superheroes to begin with but didn't want to deal with reading orders but (and I say this for Marvel/DC titles for the most part with some exceptions) if superheroes weren't already your thing or was a genre you were interested in, it might not work for you
>>153611874It's a good comic, a...so-so animated show.
>>153611957it's trashplotholes up the ass due to the changes, a ton of padding, senseless melodrama, and retarded music montage segments
>>153611948>>153611957All of the extra storyline shit made marvel/DC kinda annoying to even think about starting. Since I would constantly hear>start with x series>no no you dont start with x you start with z then x because of reasonsSo I would always think its just not for me. I'm more interested in reading than watching since i like using my imagination. Do western comics have double page spreads like manga? I'm also looking for a torrent site for the comic if anyone has it. Not on any of my manga sites.
>>153583735>they let him goI just completed the comic recently, so I have to ask...did anybody else's heart go grey after that happened? Oh, Kirkman is making a bullshit point about how everybody deserves a chance to change by letting the big evil just up and leave. Great, well done. Got to sell a few more issues for his pension to be secure I guess
>>153611989>Do western comics have double page spreads like manga?Oh yeah definitely
>>153612037Oh cool i didn't know they also did that. Thanks anons
>>153611989>Not on any of my manga sites.Batcave.biz if you don't want to deal with downloadingInvincible has also been storytimed multiple times so you can find threads on Desuarchive
>>153612082You know anywhere i can download?
>>153612257Win-O links through DesuarchiveAnna's Archive
>>153588331Honestly, Mark is kinda dumb for not including one stipulation:"That all sounds good, but the one thing you have to agree to as well is that if the people of Earth face a threat that their local heroes are unable to resolve themselves, you step in to deal with it and save as many lives as you can. Thats good for Earth, and good for you too. You can't rebuild the species if all the humans get killed by a zombie outbreak or something. Let the humans have first crack at solving their own problems, but if something turns out to be too big for them to handle don't be idle."Its hardly an unreasonable request, and it gives Earth a safety net. Which, considering how often Earth gets invaded by random bullshit in this story, is a good thing to have.
>>153586250>Marries a latina/brown womanHis son is still white. How do you call this power?
>>153612357Punnett Squares
>>153609477Conquest lives among the humans and, unlike the other Viltrumites, does not form romantic bonds. He is not saved by love.He does, however, really really like Earth comedy. Funniest shit he's ever seen. He has a short but noteable career as a standup comic, which only is cut short because he realizes that when he tells observational comedy jokes and people laugh they are laughing because of how nonsensical his observations and references are, they think the fact that he talks like a crazy person is the joke and thats hurts his feelings because thats not on purpose.
>>153592748>he can mentor other people to improve themselvesI don't think you really have thought this one well, because the viltrumite way of improve themselves is culling the weak.
>>153612335He just spend the entire episode being terrified that Thragg is gonna kill absolutely everyone at any moment, it's understandable that he doesn't want to push his luck in a situation where he's completely against the wall
Anyone has that "Surprise Motherfucka" pic of Lucan.
>>153612322Whats the win o? I dont browse /co/
>>153612427He can’t do that so he just thrashes them during sparring. But he’s surprised when some of the weaker students actually improve
>>153607362So, Freddy if he wasn’t gay?
>>153611541The Super Bowl parties would be insane no matter if their team wins or loses
>>153612458Reverse Dexter situation where he thinks one of his co workers is a Viltrumite too but he’s just a buff guy with a mustache
>>153612603You'll find out on Wednesday
>>153615156I found a torrent site https://getcomics.org/other-comics/invincible-compendium-vol-1-2013-2019/https://getcomics.org/other-comics/invincible-0-144-tpbs-extras-collection-2003-2018/Does the compendium volumes have all the extra stuff too?
>>153585049The coalition of planets would nuke earth, and they'd have to leave and go find another compatible species to breed with
>>153615381>extra stuffIt shouldI think the one thing the Compendiums don't have is the Spider-Man crossover
>>153583735>sir, I'm sorry to report that I still havent found a mate>the earthlings have started using the tern "incel" to describe me>i have found this cool siamese rug weaving forum website though, you should really have a look at it
>>153615482Thanks. I don't mind missing that. I would definitely take any recommendations for other series to pick up comic wise. I'll even take marvel/dc recs but something already completed if you have any
>>153588180Its got some neat action scenes but the story is kinda all over the place and things sometimes just happen out of nowhere and sometimes go nowhere
>>153588331Imagine if some crackhead hobo moves into your basement and the only assurance you have that he isnt gonna randomly stab you and steal your TV is that he doesn't want the police to find him
>>153585866Because he's smart enough to understand if he starts fucking a human he'll fall for them and then the whole plan goes to hell.
>>153615499Sure thingYou like battle manga (going by how JJK is your favorite) so I can safely recommend works illustrated by people like Daniel Warren Johnson, James Harren, Tradd Moore, and Nick DragottaDo A Powerbomb is only 6 issues long and it's probably the safest recommendation from those four in particularGot any cartoons you like?
>>153615582Im born 96 so anything from the early 2000s CN era is my shit. Ben 10 is the first that comes to mind. I'll check out the powerbomb comic as well. What about the marvel infinity gauntlet/war story? I used to be into the MCU but I got kinda bored of it being too cliché. Is the comic version better?
>>153591738have you guys looked at this?
>>153583735I have always wanted fictional situational tropes like "aliens live amongst humans" to treatit realistically and answer questions like:>how do they open bank accounts without ID?>how do they earn money?>Do they have jobs?>how?>how do they operate day to day without a SSN?>They don't have birth certificates so how do they exist within the bureaucracy that is modern day daily life? >rent?>cars?>insurance?>jobs?>internet providers?>phone line?>bank accounts?>all require ID's and sometimes SSN'sMonetarily IG any vilturmite can either make their own diamond or go to a planet/asteroid made of gold/platinum/rhodium/silver. however far away it needs to be, and just grab a big ass chunk. And that would theoretically solve a lot of problems in the long run. Buuuut that's not all aliens living on earth in all fictions. And I don't think the comic ever actually explains this. Most do. It's a mundane part of every day life most writers would rather just not devote any time to or think about. picture unrelated
>>153590488She's unironically a good mom and part of the reason why humanity survives.
>>153615685Go to Afghanistan
>>153615685>Most doMost *don't.
>>153615489Besides /fit/ what boards do they go on? I also think they go on /x/ cause aliens. Kregg seems like a /diy/ guy
>>153599017https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9tFP7zAZPA&list=LL&index=16
>>153615709I don't get it.
>>153615709yeah that seems like a smart choice. acting like some kind of 3rd world country immigrant would easily give them access to everything in the US
>>153615800Oh fuck off /pol/ illegals don't have access to shit
>>153584453did he keep all of them?
>>153615685If a civilization has near light speed space travel I bet they could easily hack any system that any government of the Earth has and stole the identity of any person.
>>153615836You're not wrong, I bet it would take them a lil bit to understand the programming language but eventually they'd gain access. I just wish it were explained more often.
>>153615632>Ben 10 is the first that comes to mind.Rogue Sun is usually recommended here for fans into Ben 10, Danny Phantom, etc though a lot of 2000's comics likely share a stronger visual comparison like say, Jon Sommariva's works (like Gemini) or Battle Chasers since that's (probably) where a lot of the early 2000's "western anime" artstyle stems from (it was a confirmed influence on Jak & Daxter)As for comedies if you love Ed, Edd, n Eddy I can't recommend Patty Cake by Scott Roberts enoughIt's not on the usual piracy sites but you can find storytime threads for all the main issues on Desuarchive https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/143997720/If you're into Samurai Jack, you can try out Ragnarok by Walt Simonson, Usagi Yojimbo by Stan Sakai, Hillbilly by Eric Powell, Siegfried by Alex Alice, Kaya by Wes Craig or Djeliya by Juni Ba (or just read Genndy's Luke Cage miniseries)I you want something I'd recommend for fans of shows like The Grim Adventures of Billy Mandy, I suggest Chew, Lenore, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Courtney Crumrin, or Scud.> What about the marvel infinity gauntlet/war story?Haven't read that myself so I can't comment
>>153583735>partake in your economyThanks, I wasn't.
>>153611261>So these humans are unable to eat meat raw?>Yes they lack our robust physiology and are vulnerable to various pathogens if they consume meat uncooked>They have devised novel ways of preparing meat, this one is called Bar-Bee-Cue. You cook meat over an open fire fueled by various sources, this one uses something called Char-Coal.>I know of this Char-Coal. My neighbor informs me it is an inferior fuel source he claims it is dirty and ruins the meat. He recommended I use something called "Pro-Pain">Pro-Pain, I like the sound of that
>>153583735I'll wear your granddad's clothes. I look incredible.
>>153615836Nah, that assumes any compatibility in software. There wouldn't be. It's like saying because you know how to maintain and operate a car you can go to a primitive bronze age civ and become a blacksmith. The two technologies aren't compatible or even complimentary. More likely they'd just threaten some low level bureaucrat into either giving them info on peoples identities or just writing them into the system. But that's basically just the Viltrumites. Other Aliens would have a much harder time.
>>153615685Isn't that why Shapesmith is lowkey just squatting in slums and scraping by until he joins the guardians?
>>153615879Did you read east of west?
The Viltrumites discover nature documentaries>Incredible. One water buffalo is able to fend off five lions. Such a powerful creature, like me!>Cause they are fat too?>Shut up Kregg
>>153613896>Lucan, Day 32>"Foot Ball"? A pitiful excuse for competition. But if it will placate you I am willing to endure watching this tedious entertainment.>Lucan, Day 65>Of course State Tech will prevail in the competition. Their superior skill and coordination, combined with their tactical prowess makes them the obvious favorite... I mean, not that I give much thought to such things.>Lucan, Day 794>HEY REF, IS THIS YOUR COMMUNICATION DEVICE!? BECAUSE IT'S HAS THREE MISSED CALLS, YOU FUCKING HACK!! OH JESUS CHRIST, JOHNSON! THROW THE FUCKING BALL! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?
>>153615717>lucan nervously looking over his shoulder while browsing cute anime girl threads
>>153616201Read a few trades of it at a libraryEnjoyed it but I haven't finished it yetDidn't feel the need to name drop it as a recommendation since I already recommended Dragotta period
>They visit the Vietnam Memorial>....wait that's it?
>>153613896>>153616254Let just hope they don't start using those online betting apps >"THIS GAME IS CLEARLY RIGGED!, THIS REF IS CLEARLY DECEIVING THE PLAYERS, HE MUST BE PUNISHED THAT IS FITTING FOR SUCH COWARDLY ACTS A LONG AND PAINFUL DEA-">"Honey....your overacting again, it simply just a game..">Long sigh "Yes dear..."
>>153616373They’re asked to leave the Holocaust museum for accidentally being insensitive
>>153616008telecommunications and IT arent new to the viltrumites. sure, their tech might work differently from ours but it's wrong to assume they couldn't reverse-engineer our stuff (eventually)
>>153616458>lmao a fucking gas chamber, casuals
>>153616474>These are rookie numbers>I know>Ladies please be quiet or you’ll have to leave
>>153616458Gets kicked out because they ask why is merely just 6 million deaths of a religious group worth mourning?, before bragging how that is such a low number for they have killed way more than that
>>153616458>erm well actually MY species had 99.9% of its people killed, not just 20% like these "jews". Wheres my memorial?>the jews should really thank hitler for culling their weak and making them stronger. Look where it's gotten them since!
>>153616545Either they brag about how many they killed or how many died from the Scourge Virus like>Our race was nearly wiped to extinction and we only became stronger!
>>153616461It's also not wrong to assume you wouldn't learn how to cast bronze swords (eventually). But that doesn't mean you can just plug your spaceship into the first DMV you come across and gain an identity.Why the hell do you even think they're at all the same thing?
>>153616637>"six million?, I'm already at ten million personally at least....get on my level, WHAT YOU MEAN I HAVE TO LEAVE!?, THIS IS AMERICA!"
>>153583735I was walking down the street when a hot Viltrumite grabbed me and fucked me for several hours. Man this is terrible haha.
I'm honestly surprised that they didn't just go around raping people
>>153616702>It's also not wrong to assume you wouldn't learn how to cast bronze swords (eventually).this blacksmith and car engineer allegory doesn't really apply at all. if anything this is more akin to them using an ar-15 against our flintlock pistols >Why the hell do you even think they're at all the same thing?because they literally are. telecomunications only work by emitting and recieving information, a thing they already know how to do. why couldn't they be able to reverse-engineer them? you have no reason to think they don't know what file systems are and they clearly know english. why is this so impossible to you?
>>153591738I’m retarded
>>153616284>It’s called hentai, and it’s art
>>153616284>Lord Thragg I bring dire news>It better be if your not down on Earth propagating our species>The humans have a record of warriors far stronger then us>Preposterous, the rumors of the so called "Superman" were bad enough>I could hardly believe it myself until I saw the history recording called "Dragon Ball">It is about the exploits of a mighty warrior named "Goku" capable of felling even the strongest, they say he even has the ability to destroy planets>And there is another one named "Piccolo" he is a medic of the highest caliber, capable of curing any disease, any injury with his "daily dose"
>this threadSo, basically, the Vits are looking to become this?https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tq_xTeWiv6I&pp=ygUfYmljeWNsZSByZXBhaXIgbWFuIG1vbnR5IHB5dGhvbg%3D%3D
>>153616855>telecomunications only work by emitting and recieving informationNo, OUR telecommunications work by emitting and receiving electronic information via what is essentially very advanced Morse code consisting of dots and dashes(101010100010100101), Viltrumites can literally travel faster than light by themselves, lord only knows what their tech is doing. > why couldn't they be able to reverse-engineer them? You're an idiot fucking retard moron for not understanding this two times now. I'm sure they theoretically can eventually, but you thinking they automatically can just get here and hack every system because space tech, is dumb. Why are you making me spoon feed this to you again? Why in the fuck does them having a FTL spaceship mean they can hack the DMV and steal all the identities? How does that possibly follow?
>>153591738Goes hard.
>>153616310Thanks for the recs. I ended up with absolute batman, powerbomb, east of west, rumble, Luther strode and ultramega and a few marvel things. Starting with invincible since that's what I wanted. Thanks anon
>>153585252>>153587363https://x.com/i/status/2053248173410283736
>>153612427I mean within the constraints of "not causing trouble". So obviously he can't really spar with the students because he'll paste them, but he can still advise and coach them on fighting. Or he could try to learn how Earth martial arts is like, rather than Viltrumite donuting/slicing all the time.
>>153617181>capable of curing any disease, any injury with his "daily dose"
>>153615811In California illegal could get acess to state funded healthcare
>>153618167sounds like a CA problem
Why wasnt there a storytime today
>>153620364You know some people get busy right?Maybe he got caught in a range ban or something?I don't get why people are so up at arms about it today, EVERYONE has read the comic at this point
>>153620441the amount of people pretendinf like the show's utter retardation is the real story speaks otherwiseand all the faggots complaining about spoilers
>>153620441Nevermind its because readcomicsonline is down
>>153621000kek
>>153584662that's more so the pin heart sweatshirt girl. the pink hair girl looks at him like "okay, that's fine by me, i don't care"
season 5's gonna be lit
>blow up the enemy’s planet>only realise after the fact that you just pissed then off and there’s nothing stoping them from going to your planet and fucking shit up, and there’s nothing you can do about itIs Nolan a genuine retard? Did no one stop consider what blowing up the planet could actually lead to?
>>153621044quit trying to make this a thing
>>153585866Anissa had trouble with the mission because earth men are weak compared to ViltrumitesThragg probably thinks humans are beneath himso why didn't Anissa and Thragg just make Viltrumite babies together? That way Anissa doesn't have to accept a weaker partner and Thragg's kids remain totally pure-blooded too. Seems like a win-win for both.
>>153621061season 5
>>153621000>Nevermind its because readcomicsonline is downHow the fuck are people STILL relying on RCO for storytiming? Better options exist
>>153621069And?Oliver wasn't sucking Zack's dick now was he?
>>153621000>>153621010>check twitter>the usual suspects are cryinglol
>>153621084What?
>>153621075>Better options existSuch as?
>>153621085Poorfags and ESLs outing themselves lmao
>>153621078who said anything about dick sucking. we just have the 3 amigos
>>153621089Lurk moar newfaggot
>>153621094oh
people should keep groking it because the amount of seething on all fronts zoeliver as a ship causes just by existing is hilarious,
>>153621114It doesn't make me seethe but I just find it forcedZoe mentions Oliver ZERO times after he got Thragg'dGranted shipping in most cases is forced and I DO like seeing people fume over how the fandom sees Zoe so...whatever
>>153621114
>>153621000Apparently the take down happen recently (literally hours ago) so it's probably not thatOP was using that site for storytiming (or maybe Batcave)
>>153621122it's worth noting allen and tech jacket wouldn't shut up about each other and not getting to say bye after they left but all those lines still got cut. even though they are going to be meeting again.
>>153621137>thing that happened in the comic didn't happen in the show but still happened because i want it tooh my god
>>153621141what the fuck are you talking about? those are just examples of lines that should be kept because it's relavant to a future story. like they should have kept nolan's dialogue about thraxamite aging.. and it's also jsut weird for them to not adress each other that way.
>>153621153>like they should have kept nolan's dialogue about thraxamite agingWhat line?Everyone with functioning eyes can tell the hybrids age fasterIt's spelled out with Andressa
>>153621159most show-onlies think oliver is going to keep rapidly aging until he is senile. nolan specifically explains how that's not the case and that he would still have a lifespan of centuries.
>>153621171Huh, did they forget the whole "The older we get the slower we age" thing applies to Oliver as well?
>>153621195NTA but probably, I doubt they put their phones down when the show's on.
>>153604706Based
