>"So let me get this straight: instead of rising up and overthrowing the systems that create adult tyranny, these kids built an intelligence state with code names, surveillance databases, militarized recruitment, mandatory memory-wiping when you turn 13, and a command center on the Moon, and somehow they're still pretending this is about freedom?"
Huey got decommissioned didn't he?
>>153586541>implying Huey would ever let them take him alive
>>153586541>stop noticing
>>153586506>acting like KND makes any fucking senseIt's a stupid cartoon, literally how do you fight the act of growing up?
>>153586541Huey would get decommission but for like a petty dumb reason.
What would his number be and would he be able to work in a team if assigned to one. Also would he even join KND and what if he refused.
>>153586506Uppity nigga
>>153587059number ten percent, he would be a solo operative that goes rogue and does his own vigilante missions- either they'd let him rock cause hes good or try to decomission him and fail as he escapes and still shows up to do missions every now and then as a free agent
>>153587059>Also would he even join KNDNo, Huey would think they're lame and wasting their resources on stupid stuff like kids' bedtimes and candy before dinner. The only thing he might have in common with them is radicalism, but there are different breeds of radicals and very few actually get along. He wouldn't oppose them on anything, but would never even think of joining them. And if he somehow found himself in KND initiation, he would be disbarred not long into it.Now Riley, on the other hand, would try to get into the KND, but would also be disbarred and harbor a grudge forever after, calling them "a bunch of gay niggas."
>>153586695In the KND universe adulthood is a literal disease
>>153587059He’d think it’s stupid, Riley would be Numbah R
>>153589592Is it?
>>153586541Lel
>>153586506Lol he would totally say some ish like that
>>153590377The GKND see it as such.
>>153590377Yes. The series finale talks about it. Adulthood/Aging is an actual disease, a disease that the G:KND is looking to find a cure to, and recruited Numbuh One to help them.
>>153586695NTA but it's just for banter and fun anon
>>153589660But, he'd bitch about being 'Numbah G' for 'gangsta.'
>>153589660>>153592191about not*
>>153592191>Riley causing a great schism in KND by being extremely convincing sounding / confidently retarded about how letters can be numbers
Would he get along with Numbuh 5?
>>153592632>Arguing about it ruins mission>Fine you can be Numbah G!>Victory lap ruins mission again
>>153592632>Tommy becomes his white friend and becomes a complete wigger
>>153592632>>153592677Jesus, have you never heard of algebra?
>>153586541Krill issue..........
>>153586506>KND of Woodcrest is established specifically to make sure Huey and Riley stay the fuck out of the other sectors>only member people like is jasmine>constantly under threat of getting decommissioned because Riley keeps letting Ed and Rummy into the treehouse >Huey also keeps trying to insert his radical black bullshit into everything >Jasmine is the only thing keeping them safe since everyone likes her
>>153586541Oh, for sure. He doesn't appear to be the subordinate type.
Huey was a KND but was mind-wiped early. It;s why he has a literal glownigger following him around.
>>153592677They'd have mutual respect for each other for being the only characters from their respective shows that have their heads glued on straight but they wouldn't really get alongHuey would think she's wasted on the KND, Numbuh 5 would think he's a stick-in-the-mud killjoy who thinks too much like an adult
>>153586506Why'd you edit out the rest? Is it because it was too obviously an LLM response?
>>153587247Shouldn't that be numbuh 13 percent? Riley could be numbuh 50 percent. By his own request, because it sounds like 50 cent.
>>153586506I remember a similar thread like this that felt like ChatGPT wrote it.
>>153596823Really? I made this thread because I was inspired by the "Huey vs Hank Hill" thread from a few days ago
>>153596879Yeah, the giveaway with that thread was it ended with the "That's not [x]; that's just [y] with [z]" bit that ChatGPT uses all the fucking time.
>>153586541Huey would never be inducted in the first place. The moment a recruiter mentions basic training, Huey would give a speech about how just causes don't need to indoctrinate their new recruits; all the other kids in the area would roll their eyes and leave. He'd cross paths with local operatives all the time, lend a hand when adult tyranny looked racially motivated through his lens (which probably ends in Mr. Fibb and/or Mr. Wink desperately assuring onlookers that their death-chair gets sicced on white kids all the time), and secretly relish whenever Riley (who is definitely a model operative) gets incapacitated and a 2x4 mech needs an extra pilot.
>>153597267Riley would be a damn good operative
>>153594309To be fair, they're all ten year olds who'd have no reason to know or care about algebra.
