What if Steven Universe wasn't terrible?
It would either still be going or would be forgotten after one season.
Don't get me started on how destructive that awful show was. It purposely made the characters ugly to normalize ugliness and demonize conventionally attractiveness. It singlehandedly led to the overhaul of S&P to allow the gender and sexuality stuff in kids shows. It mainstreamed beanmouth style. It destroyed a decently sized section of the millennial and zoomer generations who watched it because of its subversive messaging.
>immortal alien parasites made out of minerals with super advanced sci-fi tech (including endless amounts of specialized weaponry) and the ability to double, triple, even quadruple their power level by making use of homegrown armies try to conquer the universe idk could work
>>153589704It would have worse animation than Invincible if it looked like this, and you know it.
>>153589704Jesus FUCK what the hell happened to Pearl? Like god damn the other three designs actually work but then the AI shat itself and died when it came time to make Pearl. She looks like a fucking bootleg Bratz doll that washed ashore after a bus full of kids crashed off a bridge.Legitimately disturbing.
>>153589704You are not making pink look manly bro.
>>153589704Steven Universe India
>>153589704why are you brown?
>>153590048He is
>>153590048Pink was considered a manly color until the 1940s, when textiles retailers began marketing their easy-to-produce pink fabrics to girls and women at inflated prices to increase profits.
>>153589954Cartoons still had effort in the early 2010s
>>153589704Someone make it into Greg Horn painting with Steven as a manly man and the gems looking like swimsuit models.
>>153589704>What if Steven Universe was AI Slop?
>>153590997Would be better than the slop it was.
>>153590997Go draw a version then.
>>153589704It'd be an entirely different show at that point
>>153589767I’m actually kinda shocked it got picked up with how ugly the pilot was.
Peridot, Lapis, Jasper, Pearl, Connie, Spinel and Amethyst are pure sex so I love the show
>can't engage with anything that isn't a blatant power fantasythe irony is that /co/ will still self-insert as the most pathetic retard cucks in animation just to pretend they can hang out with girls.
>>153591707>N-no U!
>>153590997As opposed to human slop.
>What if my AI slop wasn't just as soulless as CalArts bean mouth shit
>>153589704This looks like shit
>>153592125It’s even more embarrassing when you know people like that IRL.
>>153589704This fucking show was so hard on the eyes. It wasn't even well animated. Any decent background loses its appeal when you have a fat pig nosed man blob slapped over it.The only good to come out of this pile of shit is the porn.
>>153590207Bullshit, it was proven girls liked pink better.
>>153590032>10/10 blonde bimbo pearlPure sex you mean.
>>153592125>Shames males for having a power fantasy>While having a picture of a show that devolved into a lesbian power fantasy
>>153590349Second.
>>153589704Garnet with that hairstyle would have been 200% more attractive. The rest is shit. Now get this sloppa out of my sight.GOOD DAY.
>>153593656It's okay when women do it
>>153589704Would also have to have decent writers.
>>153589704>final season is the huge battle between the Crystal Gems and Homeworld>Dozens of gems and humans die>Steven gets captured by the Diamonds>Peridot gets cracked, Lapis and Bismuth are shattered to fine dust particles>Lars and the Off-Colors try to fight off a bunch of gem warships to save Steven, but die when they crash into Emerald's backup ship>The remaining Crystal Gems make it to homeworld just in time to watch White vaporize Steven >Pink Steven awakes and goes on a rampage that destroys homeworld>millions of gems are shattered>Connie dies alone>The Diamonds are destroyed>The Gem homeworld finally dies, leaving many other gem colonies without their overarching monarchial force>Steven's gem is seen floating in space among the shattered remains of homeworld, finally dormant>Floating around>Alone
>>153596617And you don't see much of that right now.
>>153593630Bimbos should be tall and have long legs and tits. This Pearl’s proportions are stunted like they were trying to make it a loli but failed and wound up with a fucked up midget creature. And not a sexy one like a regular short stack.
>>153589704Future was pretty good
>>153589704That art is fucking terrible
>>153589704Why does Steven look like a grown man
>>153598978And still a million times better than the actual show's designs.
>>153590048Even Majin Buu couldn't do it.
If Steven Universe didn’t have as many corny lines such as these, it would’nt be so terrible.
>>153599014At least he looks human.
Then it would be Stella and the Metal Men
>>153599014Steven is canonically a shapeshifting type being who only looks like a child because he feels like a child, and can theoretically control his own aging at will. A hypothetical badass preteen Steven that feels like a hot young man action cartoon hero could very well look like one too.
>>153600748No idea what this is.
>>153589704And make Greg Universe look like Robin Atkin Downes.
>>153596709>"The more character deaths the more better the writing!"You have to be 18 to post here
>>153601608Fanfiction.
You think that's bad, what if
>>153603936He kept the bad designs.
>>153600541Why does a cartoon character have to look human?
>>153603205Kys cumgarggling faggot
>>153603936That Peridot's kind of cute.
>>153589704The show wasn't made to entertain. It was made to socially engineer kids into becoming weird and messed up.
>>153589704It wasn't.
>>153606234It was
>>153606246not
>>153606341Yea it was, faggot
>>153599544>>153604673Shittaste
>>153601587He chose to look like an ugly pig child?
>>153589767TRVKE
>>153607329lmfao. nearly everyone in that world is designed to be ugly though.
>>153607756Maybe Rebecca thinks that they look normal.
>>153606197precisely
>>153607756>he says when the show made tons of great pornOn model at that
>>153593340>The only good to come out of this pile of shit is the pornThis.As sloppy as the show is, I'm glad we got some cute girls out of it at least.Of all shapes and sizes, no less.
