Would Bruce Wayne eat a burger with a knife?
>>153597727Depends on the sort of persona Batman is trying to portray Bruce as. Out-of-touch elite? Yeah, absolutely
How do you eat it? With your hands?
>>153597727How else would he eat it?
>>153597747/thread
>>153597727Would Bruce sincerely eat like this? He full well knows how to eat with his hands but if he can eat it in a cleaner way that doesn't sacrifice much efficiency then he would eat like that. He's probably also not in a rush to eat a burger from a place that offers to jokerize his meal.
>>153597727Apperantly since Bruce is a rich kid he is kind of bad with food.
some bungas are meant to be eating with f&k
>>153597727He would, but Batman wouldn't.
>>153597727This is Bruce trying to portray himself as a useless out of touch playboy So of course he would eat it with a fork and knife, he's never worked a day in his life
>>153597727Um yikes. I can't. Did that just happen? Uhh okay. Whew.
i'm pretty sure this is tom king book btw. you can just disregard it.
>>153597727>Would Bruce Wayne eat a burger with a knife?Only if paparazzi is watching him
>using your hands at allYou have a mouth, use it.
>>153597747this, he does it for the love of the game
Dunno about burgers, but Alfred eats pizza with utensils while Bruce folds his slice.
>>153598450there are persons who don't fold/roll pizza?
>>153598043That's a wrap, no a burger.
>>153598511Not*
>>153598511it is not wrapped, so it's not a wrap.
>>153598450>folding the sliceIs this the optimal Batman approved way of eating a pizza?
>>153598450>>153599479Deepest batlore
>>153597727Does he actually fork it into his mouth? Because proper etiquette is to cut the burger in half to make it more manageable and then eat the them by hand with less of a mess.
>>153599600a knife and fork is never involved when eating a burger.
>>153599676Never been to a diner or a steakhouse? They literally put a steak knife on your serving plate to cut it in half. Even dive bars serve burgers that way so it's not even a elite class thing.
>>153599708i just googled that, and the burgers don't seem really large enough to require a knife and fork.
>>153597727He's not like the usual super rich weirdo. He's a world traveled man that's been hardened through training and study, often ate meals in caves and in slums when he was becoming The Batman. And he's used to eating quickly because he ever wants to run off and do more Batman-ing. I don't think he'd use silverware for a hamburger. Batman The Brave and the Bold had that cut scene where the trinity got together for burgers and shakes, he wasn't using silverware.
>>153599827>Modern writers don't understand Batman/Bruce Wayne exhibit whatever
>>153598767It does not have a hamburg steak in it. So neither is it a burger
You can all be crazy faggots if you want, but not putting your hands on your food is perfectly reasonable for any food. Because it is necessarily more hygienic. Just because you *can* eat some foods with your hands doesn't make it a better thing to do.
>>153598479I prefer crispy crusts, so folding is ill advised
>>153597747What does Batman have to do with this? This is about that spoiled nancyboy Wayne
>>153599827As others have pointed out, it could be part of his public persona of being a billionaire playboy.
>>153597727>Raised by AlfredWhat do you think?
>>153598450He's just like me fr fr.
>>153598043>>153598511It's a pita pocket
>>153598479Depends on the type of pizza. If it's a soft or soggy crust, especially with lots of toppings, it's objectively the best way. But if it's just a thin cheese pizza, or if it has a crispy or extra thick crust, folding is kinda dumb.
>>153598055Gluttony is a sin. Batman is clearly not a man of God.
>>153598479Most people get cheap ass pizza hut, dominos, etc so folding isn't really a necessity or outright more difficult. Only makes sense for big cuts or a pizzeria/NY style pie.
>>153599784Double patties or large beef chunk combined with a lot of toppings can make it necessary if you don't want it falling all over the place.
>>153598479I've only started folding recently. It's a whole new world
ranch is required for pizza btw
>>153597727>a burger with a knife?A better question is how the fuck did the burger get it's hand on a knife?
>>153599676>a knife and fork is never involvedin fast food restaurants that don't even use plates
>>153597747>persona Batman is trying to portray Bruce asGayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjSLaf0geuoBruce is the son of his parents and the real man behind the cowl
>>153597727Only losers eat burgers like that, so yes; Bruce would.
>>15359772790% of burgers they serve in restaurants these days are way too large to be eaten with hands.
>>153607322go to bed, ollie
