Cosmo! Wanda! I wish that every year, the top 1000 richest people from earth would be stranded butt naked on the sun!
>>153600229That would basically kill them, which is against the rules.
>>153600229>Richest people just put all their money into physical assets>They end up having less money than some random dudes that just keep their shit in the bank for a rainy dayGood work Timmy you fucking retard. At least your Dad will be happy Dinkleberg is dead this year.
>>153600285Wouldn't physical assets and possessions still count as wealth? Timmy didn't specify literal dollars in the bank, theoretically shit like your house and car which hold value could count.
>>153600229>With 2000 of the sexiest children
>>153600285timmy said richest, not the people who only have the most fiat currency
>>153600229>The first year this happens people think it's some crazy fluke>The second year it becomes blatantly obvious what's happening>The top 1000 richest people are in a constant race to spend down as much as their money as possible>Whoever gets stuck at the top is basically a victim of circumstance>Live lists of the top 1000 richest people on earth become huge deals so that anyone with even slightly substantial wealth is monitoring them 24/7 to make sure they don't show upHonestly sounds like a fucking bonkers nightmare if you were rich in even the vaguest sense.
>>153600402This genuinely sounds like some Twilight Zone/Outer Limits shit.Only thing missing is it ending with Timmy realizing too late that he’s in the upper 1000.
>>153600285Unfortunately, Dinkleberg is only the 1,001st richest person, so he escapes the scope of the wish.
Breaking news: the mutilated corpse of Timmy Turner has been found in a ditch with a note attached saying "This is what happens when the dog bites its master."
>>153600274Yeah, and possibly put the entire global economy under recession, possibly depression.
>>153600402>>153600474Legitimately would make for a cool short movie premise. Like it could focus on the guy that has juuuuuust enough wealth to creep into the bottom of the list and have him desperately trying to get rid of it only to see other people above him getting rid of it faster, so even though he's getting poorer he's not getting poor fast enough. Honestly a total mindfuck to be in.
>>153600229I wish all blind people could see for 30 seconds
>>153600532I wish that all of those blind people possess the power to destroy everything they see, and can't turn it off. Let's see (HA!) what's still standing half a minute later.
>>153600529>protagonist realizes he could just take the nuclear option and give away/disown all of his assets >he can't bring himself to do it because the thought of being a pleb upsets him more than burning to death on the sun
>>153600587>give away/disown all of his assetsanon, eventually having clothes could classify you as richin the end being butt naked in a stranded island will be the only way to survive
>>153600532They'd only have just enough time for their eyes to adjust to photo reception that they'd see some vague smudges they wouldn't really understand. If you wanted to be a real asshole you'd wish they could see for half an hour.
>>153600668I wish for all blind people to see through the eyes of their counterparts in the alternate universe where they aren't blind, but the world has been overrun by... *rolls dice* ... permanently horny monster clowns with two-foot-long dicks that ejaculate battery acid and anthrax.
>>153600229>Timmy Turner is re-awakening TonatiuhWHAT HAVE YOU DONE??!!!!
>>153600402Not really, we're talking billionaires here. If I was that rich I'd just call one of the banker friends I surely have and wire a shitload of money to some random account a few hours before the sun thing.After he gets thrown into the sun I can just get it back claiming it was a clerical error, this happens sometimes.Worst case scenario on my end is the guy notices and buys a bunch of shit on Amazon until he maxes out his credit card monthly spending limit but that's like 10k and I can sue his family to get it back if I feel like it.
>>153600229>Sorry Timmy, but we cant harm Fairyworld's Greatest Ally
>>153600229Gee, sport, don’t you think that’s a little anti-semitic?
>>153600474Sounds more like Brewster's Millions to me.
>>153601401OP never specified it was the same time each year, and knowing FOP it'd be totally random without that specification. Hell you might even have one on December 31st and think you're safe just for January 1st to have the billionaire sun day come early and fry your ass.
>>153600402Jorgen Von Yagami holding a giant black book that says “DA NOTE”.
>>153602097>Hell you might even have one on December 31st and think you're safe just for January 1st to have the billionaire sun day come early and fry your ass.That unironically sounds like a joke from the show.>Whew, January 1st and the happened yesterday, there's no way->AHHHHHHHH I'M BURNING ALIVE BUTT NAKED ON THE SUN
>>153600229OH MY GOSH! Cosmo! Wanda! I just wish every thread was a Sally thread!
>>153602465Kek
>>153602672NOOOOOO!
FoP threads without Tootie, Trixie, or Vicky be likeZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>153600285Nothing in that wish would let anybody know what's actually happening. 'The richest people are getting raptured' would be a pretty common theory - how could anybody know they're just getting vaporized?
>>153600402I could be into seeing deathgame Brewster's Millions. All such as hated rivals trying to sneak a billion dollars of assets into eachother's portfolios.
>>153604380>shrugs down>peters falls in a cliff
>>153600229Timmy if he read Lenin
>>153600229Like everyone who hates the rich and tries to target them this is ONLY going to hurt middle class white people because rich fucks have their "riches" either offshore or in assets that are propped up that in actuality are not worth a lot.
Timmy, the vast majority of wealth is in the hands of just 1% of the population, this means that the other 99% are the moderately rich, middle class, and lower class. That means it'll only be around 10 years before you and your own family become victims of this wish. You live in a suburban home in a town in a fictionalized version of Southern California, which means that home is worth anywhere from $1 million to $5 million based on current property values which makes you a millionaire in non-liquid assets, which really calls into question why you even have Fairy God Parents in the first place when there are poor Brazilians living in Favela that could probably use Fairies more than you
>>153600402I feel like the us government would step in, print a quadrillion dollars, and give a thousand people in a coma a trillion dollar bank account
>transfer all my assets and worldly possession to some homeless bum on the condition I'm the sole beneficiary of the will once he dies
>>153600229What a peculiar wish, Mr Turner..
>>153605443>head of central bank, how did you come up with this plan to save the people from the rapture?>rapture? nah, we just wanted to print a quadrillion dollars to keep the economy afloat
>>153606057i can tell the artist is russian because be bothered to draw an actual mate and an actual check
>>153605260After 10 years only the top 10000 richest people would be killed, that still would not be enough to crack the lower end of America's 23 million millionaires. It would already take at least 4 years to cull all the billionaires.
>>153605246Kek
>>153600229Wouldn't that slowly depopulate the Earth until Ubuntu who has a shiny pebble is the richest person in themworld and sent to the sun?
>>153610061That'd only happen if less than 1000 people were born every year. It'd very quickly reorganize the way wealth works though.
>>153610061Wouldn't even make a dent in the birth rate.
