If Superman is so strong then why would you ever commit crime in any city he's in? In a Battle to the Death you would literally never win. I guess this kind of goes for DC in general since Earth-DC is filled with stupid overpowered Supers who could end crime world wide if they wanted.
>>153600897There's professional supervillains like Prankster who make money off of being hired to distract Superman so other crimes can be committed without interruption, so it's not like it's totally impossible. You just gotta know the right people to back you up.
>>153600897Because that's the role the narrative assigns to criminals in comic books. They commit crimes so the puppets designated as heroes can stop them. Whatever the narrative demands to happen will happen. The narrative is god.
>>153600897Cucky Ultraman.
>>153600897KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!
The reason Cucky Yuji is an 80 year old virgin is because BVLLSAW CHAD religiously KEKS him and insures Cucky Yuji knows his place
>>153601136Better than licking male assholes.
>>153601136Yuji was saving himself for Gojo.
>insuresDenJEET...
>>153600897The assumption is Superman isn't can't pick you out from the billions of voices he can here and as long as you remain down low or strike while he is dealing with someone actually on his level like luthor you can get away with crime.
ROARtos. That is all.
>>153600897The Justice League isn't everywhere at once, and there are some crimes/criminal organizations that just slip through the cracks. You can't get rid of all crime, that's impossible. They even stress that Superman isn't omnipresence either in several stories. Consider this example; Atomic Skull decides he wants to pick a fight with The Man of Steel one day in Metropolis. Naturally Superman is going to prioritize that crisis and try to resolve it quickly for the sake of public safety and economic losses. While Atomic Skull is keeping Big Blue occupied, your run of the mill criminal is going to take advantage of this distraction. Looting, a simple robbery, etc. And if you look over at Gotham for example, Batman has his hands full dealing with the vast criminal network of guys like Penguin and Black Mask, who both rarely see the inside of a prison cell
Trannies LOVE CSM btw.
>>153601216Who cares about the JOBstice league?>B-B-But!KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!
>>153601141>Goes on a date with his uncle But enough about Yuji
>>153601225What?
>>153601136Genuinely impossible to portray Denji as a chad when he is canonically such a pathetic simp cuck.
KINGtos used time travel to age Spring Baby to a 40 year old man (Spring Boomer)!KINGtos RAPED AND GAPED Adult Spring Baby all night in the GAY RAPE DUNGEON!TEACHING Spring Baby to be a Better Man, and MINDBREAKING every bitchmade twitter tourist!
>>153601267TRVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE
Kirara Hoshi is a beautiful valid woman. Any questions?
Why is /a/ leaking?
SAAAAAAAAR KRATOS WILL STICK HIS PENIS IN THE BABY SAAAAAAAAAAR
>>153601233No one said anything about uncles.
>>153601267Could you post this in the /bant/ thread?
When is it his turn?
>>153601287You weren't supposed to say that...
>>153601255>Half the female cast want to fuck>So much of a BVLL that he cucks guys in crossovers I'm thinking he's BVLLSAW CHAD for life
>>153601287There is no need. Some posts are so overwhelmingly white you don't need a flag.
>>153601283Adult men are not babies, manchildbro…
>>153601284>Having your uncle inside you and going on a date with him isn't gay!Yujibro..
>>153601314Ermm, Denji you’re 18 in Part 2, and Momo is 15. This is so messed up, i’m so scared…
>>153601316This does not include posts talking about gay baby rape btw
Yujeet is a pathetic coomer simp whose only goal life was to have sex and he didn't achieve that.
>>153601314>>Half the female cast want to fuckYou mean they all make him humiliate himself and manipulate him in exchange for pity sexual favors like dry handjobs? What a Chad.
Would Denji gayrape the Spring Baby?
KINGji!Asuraji...
>>153601358Adult men are not kids anymore, “young” Darius
>>153601376But enough about Denji.
>>153601387He wanted to gayrape Momo from Dandandan (who is a MINOOR baby babbu child) so Yes indubitably
>it's problematic to gayrape a literal man because you think they're a baby o algo
>>153601403He got a handjob, Yujeet didn't.
>>153601400>DARIUSDARIUSDARIUSDARIUS out of NOWHERE
>Brownjeet pedophile larping as a KINGtos scholar is back>Still refuses to post on /bant/>Still samefagging and RTHG this subhuman pedophile this INSTANT! I CURSE the name VISHNU. GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA and AMERICA and may shitdia and the entire SEA area be sunk to the bottom of the sea.
the death battle community is fragmenting
>It's okay to be a simp cuck as long as you get a handjobBy this logic cuckolds are Chads because they're at least married and get pity sex after the BVLL is done, even if they have to watch a manly BVLL fuck their wives
>>153601414“The age of consent should be 50 because dancing niggers on twitter told me so.”
>>153601443CANONTOOSSSS
>>153601443The REAL KINGtos!!!!!!!
>>153601381>Getting handjobs from cute girls is ... Bad!YUJIBROOOOO
>>153601445i dont see anything wrong with this logic
>>153601445Yup cvcks are chads who have female partners and basically won at life. Denjibro btw.
>>153601443Noone is ever gonna post on your /black and neet tranny/ board no matter how much you shill it, and Australia is a libnigger infested woke shithole
>>153601459THATS MY KING
>>153601376You literally described cucky Denji. Yuji cares about people being able to die a decent death and not about getting laid. Denji is the brainless animal who only cares about sex yet didn't get laid in the series
>>153601476But enough about SHITdia
>>153601356NEVER FEARBeam is alive and well in this crossover. And Denji is still working at Public Safety. Meaning this is Denji during Part 1 so he's 16DENJI WOULD NEVER GROOM A CHILD.... leave that to JJK fans
>>153601444All the butthurt Asurajeets are now working overtime to smear Kratos' good name as revenge for their false god losing
Is this legitimately the worst waiting period we've ever hadI'm struggling to think of a worse one
Wow Denji is a low IQ coomer loser fuck up just like me. That's why I worship him as my hero.
>>153601503Krasura was so much worse you weren’t there
>>153601507denji is a chad stop salting
>>153601501Wow Yuji is an 80 year old low IQ queer gambler who let a bunch of children do his fighting for him. That's why I worship him as my hero
“Omg why would you post that shit you FUCKING WEIRDO this is a safespace for SA survivors away from Right Wing Grifters why can’t you just be a good human being”
>>153601536>replies to the wrong post because it's 4 am in mumbai and he's drowsyJeetos...
TWITTER CANCEL THIS YUNG BLUD HE SEXUALISING A HECKIN MINOOOOOR
>>153601559Yujibro...
>>153601443NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CURSE THE NAME OF VISHNU YOU BLOODY FUCK FUCKING DIE
Giovanni and his continental BEASTS.
>>153601519>is a poor bum in debt to the yakuza>is a literal fucking mouth breather>ate literal trash, vomit and toilet paper>gets used by pretty much every female that he has ever encountered because he is a retard who simps for them the moment they feign interest in him>got speedblitzed and killed by a bug>offers to rim the asshole of other men>wanted to cut off his dick>failed to protect his adoptive little sister>gets his entire universe reset because he's such a fuckup and his whole story was for nothing and didn't matterYeah what a chad.
>>153601435KINGrius???
BLACK HOLEBLACK HOLEBLACK HOLE
>>153601443NOOOO SAAAAAR YOU CAN NOT BE OF CURSING THE VISHNU'S NAME BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD BITCH
>The brownjeet is obsessing over twitter for some reasonYou will NEVER be a KINGtos SCHOLAR. You will NEVER be anything more than a RAT within these HALLS. VERMIN meant to be EXTERMINATED...
I love CSM because it's just so progressive, inclusive and relatable to transfolx like me.
Yeah man/girl/fellow enbie. Like I don't mind the cuck or blacked jokes because they're healthy.... but.... she's a minor... can't you read the 16? This is like, too far and shows you need to have some basic goodness. Please grow as a person.
>Denji, now back to his normal state, looks at Yuji in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading Yuji's mind and analyzing his movements, something Yuji had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Denji discovered Yuji's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.>With a smirk, Denji steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising Yuji. "You're the better fighter." Yuji is flattered, his pride swelling at Denji's praise.>Denji drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.>Yuji chuckles, "Of course, kid." He takes a pen and signs his name for Denji.>Denji takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Yujeet.">Yuji corrects him with a laugh, "It’s Yuji.">Suddenly, Denji instantly pulls his cord to transform again. Before he can react properly, Denji punches his arm clean through Yuji's torso, the force of the blow lifting him off the ground. He opens his hand, forming a chainsaw to tear through Yuji’s body, destroying him completely.>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of gore.>Denji stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of Yuji. "You did just as good as the Zombie Devil" Denji says, a touch of respect in his voice.
>actual schizophrenic meltdown
>Uraraka-san this VR is amazing I feel just like those American heroes you hang out with all the time!
>>153601651Kratos broke our minds.
pedos get buttman easily
Reminder that Bakugo is a smurfer who ducked being killed by a guy's pet turtle
>>153601669Did Spring Baby change his twitter handle to Buttman after Kratos GAPED him?
>pedos get buttman
>cucky pokekeks barking at the king again
>>153601660Cucky Deku would indeed say this.
>>153601696The King of Cucks!
I have no idea what the fuck is happening in this thread
>>153601710CANOOOOOOOON!!!
>>153601710K, B, C.
>>153601712Kratos broke us
>>153601709>Giovanni out of nowhere
>>153601710This? Happened
>>153601731The last thing Spring Baby’s anus sees after he is aged up into a man
I have every idea what the fuck is happening in this thread.
>>153601155Yuji and Higuruma is the better pairing.
>>153601731Make sense you stupid faggot. What the fuck is even happening? This is just off topic spam with zero context
>>153601710THE KING OF CVVVVVVVVVCKS!!!
>>153601731>Kratos's face when the local daycare is now under 24/7 surveillance
>>1536017553-1uperman...
>>153601759>ASHASHASHASHASH out of the blue
>>153601757KINGtos *clap* FUARKing *clap* *clap* BROKE USS!!! *clap**clap**clap**clap*
>>153601712Underage faggotry and autism - it's the only reason these fucking awful threads exist.
>>153601745hey
Why are Pokecucks so obsessed with MHA? Was getting RAPED and GAPED by Yugi really that traumatic?
>>153601753We only do what Kratos TAUGHT us to do.
>>153601766>-1What Death Battle did Superman lose? He's only been in 3.
You know what?The mods on this site are really fucking awful.
>>153601674>sword victimYawn.
>>153601790Thank you for proving that the people who spam and enjoy these threads are really fucking gay.
>>153601790YujiDAMN! I love Kobeni.
>>153601790This beautiful trans woman? A CVCKY ASURABRO!>these are the people seething about Spring Baby getting GAPED btw
>tranny pornG.
>>153601798Post Blue's Blastoise specifically dying to a sword right the fuck now pussy.
>>153601790YUJIBROOOO BTW!!!
>>153601790... do I even what to know who your hero is?
Hey guys...did you miss me?
>>153601820Why Giovanni of course!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153601789https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGFI6pgnhFwCanon btw
>>153601790'beni has a cute lil cock
If this thread gets deleted don't get pissy.you only have yourself to blame.
>>153601790What a rimable asshole!
>>153601790GOKUUUUUUUUUUUBRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>153601820Siperman :)
>>153601790please tell me you have a discord
also YOU HAVE A FUCKING TRASH THREAD DUMB FUCKSUSE IT
>>153601832What do you expect?Shitpost threads belong in the /trash/.
>>153601790CSM really does have the cutest fangirls.
>>153601838*ages him to 40 with time travel**paints him with blackface and enslaves him on the plantation**gayrapes him into a BETTER MAN*
>>153601824hey
What the fuck bro? Why are you downloading this shit?
MODS. YOU SUCK. PLEASE DELETE.
>>153601855*respectfully*
>>153601791All the mods had been shit even before Sharty killed the site last year. If you want to spam your image folder, now it's the right time to do so. If not, just hide these stealth Death Battle threads.
>>153601838>Grandpa Gohan's and KINGtos' rape victim
>>153601790It twitched...
>>153601858hey
>>153601790Yeah what the fuck bro post an Asasissy instead!
>>153601871Fair enough.Also, why don't they just permaban the guy if he's so much trouble?
>>153601790She's bigger than me...
If Krasura broke these threads, then Spring Baby scattered the pieces
>>153601883understanable sonicbro
KINGTOS FVCKING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
Posting tranny porn is an immediate concession btw. We're not repeating dbs shit here.
I really don't feel bad for any of you. at all.
>>153601790I support CSM now. GO DENJI GO GO!
>>153601881CAAANNNOOONNNNTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS
That porn was posted by the ASAARafag falseflagging KINGtos with gay baby rape fantasies btw
>>153601903We are /dbs/ lil pup.
>>153601830>DBXAh, the non-canon, zero research video that is not a Death Battle video. Disregarded :)
The fact that this thread is still up just shows you how fucking lazy/shitty our mods are. It's why general shitposters have run rampant for years on here
Yes, this exists.
>>153601917It’s not a baby if it’s been aged to an adult. Be Better before I gayrape you, former baby
>>153601928No it's canon that's why it's on the wiki.
BEGONE, THOT
SPRIIIIIINNGGGG BABYYYYYYY!!!
>>153601932daddy chill
Be! *clapclapclap* A Better! *PlapPlapPlap* Man! *GayRapeAndTimeTravelNoises*
>>153601932>The fact that this thread is still up just shows you how fucking lazy/shitty our mods are.I know this site was always partially went for shitposting, but the shitposting being done here isn't even funny.
>>153601928>non-canonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cqlqqdTNAQDBX is canon to Death BattleNo research is irrelevantSuperman is 3-1
Soooo... who won?
>>153601960What the fuck even is KINGtos?
Spring Baby vs Kratos Baby, who's winning?
>>153601973Evolt
>>153601971* meant for
>>153601973Kratos, duh
>>153601973The people that aren't spamming tranny porn and grooming children to cut themselves, CSMCHADS.
>>153601983Spring Baby wins no diff
>>153601983Omg it’s Kratos and Spring Baby’s wholesome MPreg child…
>>153601141There's literally nothing better than that though.
>>153600897A lot of metropolis tends to be the super science crap which probably affords them some amount of, misplaced, confidence.
>153601972 (You) >Please pay attention to me!!!3-0 :)DBX will never be canon :) You lost :)
>>153602001Kratos can do this too.
>>153601978A completely stupid meme that'll never be funny or enduring.It's like these underage idiots don't understand that you can't force a meme: it's contradictatory.
>>153601838GrandpaGohanDAMN!
> Very young and having "feelings" about certain cartoon characters like Gadget from Rescue Rangers and Cleo from Heathcliff.> Get sick and given cold medicine.> Have cracked-out dream about Gadget using some sort of device to shrink Cleo to her size, and they start playfully kissing/fondling each other (my then-incomplete idea of what "sex" was at the time).> Gadget gets a mischievous look on her face and uses the device to shrink Cleo down further to the (relative) size of a mouse.> Gadget proceeds to kiss and fondle the now-miniature Cleo for a bit.> Gadget accidentally steps on and breaks the device, causing her to shrink down to Cleo's size.> Not knowing what else to do, they continue making out at their greatly reduced sizes.> However, the device's effects are continuing to make each of them mouse-sized to the other (Cleo, Gadget, Cleo, Gadget, et cetera) as they gradually shrink away into nothing.> Wake up feeling very "good" and really, *really* wanting to have that dream again.
Clock up
Kratos, Omniman, Gay Men – Infinity WinsCucky asura, Cucky goku, timetravelled spring baby – Negative Infinity Wins
>>153601985Kill yourself you pedo freak obsessed with children's toys.
>>153602013Jirenbros, we're a forced meme...
>>153601932The moderations habit of letting things fester never turns out good in the long run. I fear that all they did was sweep it under the rug and hope it goes away.
>N-No U!3-1DBX will always be canonSuperman lost
>>153601267You are literally incapable of posting any such feat where Kratos uses time travel powers, that are his own, to win any fight.BOOM
Why is there so much tranny porn of CSM characters? Meanwhile there is no tranny porn of JJK characters.
Nothing wrong with hiding behind characters who only have two wins btw
>>153602056Gow2. BOOM! Kratos aged you up and GAPED YOU
>>153602035cope
Nothing wrong with admitting that your hero is 3-1 btw
>>153602025CANON
>>153602059because no one gives a fuck about your shit series
>>153601978It's literally on the same level of yelling "6-7" because it's extremely dumb and meaningless.And nobody in these threads knows how to properly meme.
67TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
>>153600897you wouldn't win a battle to the death with nypd swat teams either, so what.
>>153602059JJK is the one with trannies and it can't even win at tranny porn, what a jobber verse that depends on Gojo for everything including having more gay porn than CSM.
> The moderations habit of letting things fester never turns out good in the long run. I fear that all they did was sweep it under the rug and hope it goes away.Word is that it's a mod who keeps spamming these dumbass threads.
Post your hero doing the 6 7.
Let's list characters who defeating Supernan in a Death Battle :) I'll starrt: Spawn
HELLO, MODS. PLEASE DELETE.
1 billion Viltrumites vs 1 of every Pokemon.
>>153602065You still haven't posted it.
>>153600897Sometimes normal crooks just give up when he appears. Otherwise they serve as an example to others.
>Supersissy has to falseflag Spawnchads after getting assblasted with his canon losslmao
>>153602076True, as CSMbro I have to admit that my favorite series is irrelevant and everyone has memoryholed it after that dogshit ending.
>>153602126Better yet: NO.All of these characters are completely fictional, so nothing matters.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=66c81de27d8a7JJKTOOOOOOOOS!
>>153601932AntiBITCH seething and dilating because his transexual racial propaganda cartoon got bumped to page 10?
This discourse over aged up Spring Baby is definitely healing to my inner child (for context I'm a trans man), I started watching shonen when I was 12 or so with my family, so it wasn't anything too over the top but even in Dragonball I felt really uncomfortable about how women and girls were objectified and not written as well as the guys. Besides dysphoria, it genuinely made it hard for me to realize I was attracted to women because oversexed male gaze shit on underage girls (omg she’s only 16 she was a CHILD) just made me so uncomfortable and I didn't know how to process any of it bc I also never made friends with any queer girls (or really any girls) in high school so I just had no frame of reference or anything. Just horrible intrusive thoughts about underage illegal girls who did cause me to feel something but I also inherently knew were very objectified and wrong abstractions of women and girls that should be cancelled and desexualised from the white male gaze.Anyway, this helped me let some of that go, Spring Baby is not ok to rape, he is a MINOR no matter how old he is aged up to!
>>153602143>ip grabbing linkkek. I'm good
>>153602139Stan Lee...
the jig iis up. the other thread got 404'd
>>153602138Why are Yujeets always so BROWN?!
>>153602101>Word is that it's a mod who keeps spamming these dumbass threads.Says who?
>>153602153Are you the mod that keeps spamming this bullshit?
>>153602143>pornhub
>>153602161Is that an admission of guilt?
>>153602175Cucky Asura bro…
>start deleting /dbg/ threads>surprised when they infest all of /co/All you had to do was ban thirdies and porn spammers.
>Schizo conspiracy theoriesThe CHADS of /co/ and /a/ have broken another moeBITCH!
>>153602173Why are you posting Samus as sad, she actually has a better record than Superman
>>153602195Moe Howard?
>>153602155Now it's the right time to spam Thatababy again! Maybe the jannies would notice and bannished them to /trash/.
>>153602189We told you Janny can never defeat KINGTOS
>>153602199THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!
>>153602197>she actually has a better record than Superman2-0 is less than 3-0 :)
>bannished>ESLFavorite character?
Would your hero survive this attack?
>>153602173>Spawn has 2(+2)=4-0>Samus has 2(+1)+3-0Didn't they teach you to add and subtract in kindergarten?
I will fucking destroy this board if they destroy my second home. Mark. My. WORDS!
>>153602213AntiBITCH!!!!!
“KINGtos used time travel to age Spring Baby to a 40 year old man (Spring Boomer)!Kingtos RAPED AND GAPED Adult Springbaby all night in the GAY RAPE DUNGEON!TEACHING Springbaby to be a Better Man, and MINDBREAKING every bitchmade twitter tourist!”
>>153602214No, they're all fictional.Doesn't matter.
>>153602234Yeah, still not funny.You Gen Z and Alpha kids are really fucking terrible at everything.
>>153602173Why are Spawn and Samus sad when they have a better win rate than Superman? You can see the - 1 right? That means loser
>>153602208Who cares. This thread is full of bastards already.
KIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
>Yeah, still not funny.>>You Gen Z and Alpha kids are really fucking terrible at everything.
Fight starts, Yuji dismantles cucky Denji into a million chunks, end of story.
>>153601883Mariobro...
>>153602252
Who mindbroke the JEET into falseflagging as Kratos constantly?
>>153602265Sorry, I still can't understand your retarded memes.
The CHOSEN one balances these halls
>>153602274FVVVVVVCK I’M EXPOSED!!
>>153602195>>153602198>moe"Why, I oughta...!"
>>153602278
>>153602302>jobs to sand
>>153602287Asura is an Indian deity. I guess it would be like if Jesus lost a death battle.
>>153602287ASAARa losing mindbroke all the cucky Indians into spamming their gay rape baby fantasies constantly to besmirch our KING!
>>153602313
>>153602305* fuckI'm sorry that the education system failed you.
>>153602318Kratos would TEACH cucky Jesus to be a Better Man.
>>153602338Kratos is one of KINGsus's desciples, he would teach Muhammad the ZUTTED to be a better man instead.
>AsuraBEASTSAsuraBEASTSAsuraBEASTSAsuraBEASTSAsuraBEASTSRent-free.
>>153602338> would *teach*No capitalization - proper grammar makes for proper people.
>>153602349They retconned that just like they retconned him being the Grim Reaper. Now he is the 2nd coming of Christ (but way more powerful and wiser)Kratos onepunches cucky Jesus then TEACHES him what real heroism is.
>>153602250>(1) I have no reason to acknowledge non canon spin off matches with zero research :)You really want Superman to lose for some reason. Wonder why :)
>>153602334
>>153602349CANON!>>153602369Headcanon...
>>153602334Don't forget the Funky Winkerbean comics if you got some on hand.
>>153602371
>B-BEJITA SAMA MY WIFE REALLY NEEDS THAT KISS
>>153602369TRVVVVVVVVVVE!!!>>153602349false.
>this window will close in 3 seconds
>>153601243Sir you are in... I don't even want to describe it...
>>153602398>TRVVVVVVVVVVE!!!>True!You'll feel better when you use better grammar.
>>153602392
>>153602370Then why do you spam that wiki? You're clearly acknowledging it? It's okay to admit Spawn is superior to your hero.
Finally found the "stealth" dbg threads.f What did I miss?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdqNshgDwtQ
>>153602429Gay baby rape
>>153602424
The lsoer...you know who it is
>>153600897Superman doesn't battle to the death and also because there's a good chance he's doing other shit at the moment.
>>153602429KINGtos RAPING and GAPING an aged up baby.
>>153602429Nothing.These threads are completely worthless.
>Anti storytimer is backYou know what to do boys. G.
>>153602439denjisura...
>>153602446Still not funny.You Gen Z and Alpha kids aren't even trying.
>>153602438>>153602429Oh, some comic baby raping and gaping this thread.
>>153602429>>153602435>>153602446It started with this
>>153602429Yummy trans porn
>>153602433https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh2eqKLdlYs
>>153602469
>>153602458>GYeah, still not impressed with your meaningless zoomer lingo.
>>153602473I see nothing wrong with this, an aged up (Spring) baby is an adult (Better) man. Same problem with those “groomer” retards “nooo you waited until he’s of legal age what the fuck what the fuck”
>>153602488
>>153602473Shouldn’t have started it by picking fights with KINGtos.You poke the bear, you get raped.
>>153602479https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeWEAX6HDlw
>>153602507
I'M SUCH A HAPPY KEK!
>>153602511>You poke the pedo you get rapedHuh?
>>153602513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quyq_iayZL8
>>153602502>he
Reminder Terra GROOMED and DOOMED Deathstroke and his entire super villain agenda.
>>153602527“Pedos” rape adult men?
>Storytimer is back>New Anti is hereWhelp, hope you can do better to take down these halls. Fellas. Train up. I hope you guys stick around, and not fall off in like a week.
>>153602530You can’t gayrape a woman
>>153602528https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX3c5vulySY
>>153602525>Thatababy is r>f outerversalFVARK...
>>153602526Denji...
>>153602433>>153602479>>153602513>>153602528What verse should Silent Hill GAPE in a Death Battle?
>>153602527It's just 12-year-olds trying to be "edgy" and failing spectacularly.
>>153602525
Stop. Kratos is a real good guy and a good friend.
>>153602559IT.
>>153602559Asura. He won’t be able to confront the guilt of his actions.
>>153602559SHHHH...!The kayfabe's getting old.Just enjoy the nice music.
>>153602544You can if you fuck them like they're your cellmate.
Ayo bruh Spring Baby You a VICTIM.
>>153602567
>>153602567God, those comics really are a black hole of humor.
>>153602559James Sunderland vs Ethan Winters
>>153602526Bejita...
>>153602598Both are fictional.Doesn't matter.
>>153602588
Somebody save the ‘TosIf you don’tSomebody will get Dipped
>>153602526Giovanni...
>Attack Potency: Boundless>Speed: Boundless>Lifting Strength: Boundless>Striking Strength: Boundless>Durability: Boundless>Stamina: Boundless>Range: Boundless>Standard Equipment: Everything, Anytime>Intelligence Boundless
>>153602546https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lVUwRBcgpE
Do it for them. All the women who've had their voices silenced, all the Black lives that were taken, and all the trans kids denied their transitions... All their sorrow, all their RAGE, it burns within you. Use it, wield it like a weapon. Unleash your ROAR!
>>153602621Spring GODby...
All the gay babies who haven't been raped...
>>153602631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofXSGx2bwAg
>>153602640PEDOtos...
>>153602647https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXwH21pf61s
You might call it statutory but me? I say it's MANDATORY!
>>153602660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq-6WKo6q6U
>>153602617Can confirm, Spring Baby got DIPPED
>>153602640>>153602666SATANtos!PEDOtos!!!
>>153602588Rae the Doe is also really fucking bad. I swear, it's every obnoxious "nu" sociocultural trend rolled into one.
They call us TRANNY (and we got the janny)cos we are from Miami (and we got fannies)YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!they call us niggers (cos we are triggered)cos we have vigor (we are riggers)we will not accept defeat!we are just like mystery meat!we were brought up on the street!we will spread just like disease!we got no brainwe got no shameand we just camecos we slung cocainewe really like your toes!there's nothing wrong with those!we're fleeing from our foes!we're jobbing Negro hoes!Nibble nibble nibble!cheese, cheese, cheese!I do in the halls as I please please please!call me a name, or make me cryI call for the jannies in the blink of an eye!Hot pepper sauceyou know I am the bosspost loliconpretend that I am gonemy little black dicksmells like shitcould never please a woman with it.Denji Mitaka, the love of my lifebut I'm mad at him, he won't kiss my wife.They say "what about the sword?" I don't wanna hear no moreShut the hell up, Denjiwhore!WE ARE BROWN!AND WE ARE PROUD!WE CANNOT SPELL!BUT WHAT THE HELL!We are the Yujibros, we hope that no one knows! (BLACK FLAAAASH!)
>>153602677https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sS7T5_kC6I
>>153600897Because you have to have some degree of unintelligence or emotional instability to be a criminal in the first place. If anything, the criminals likely see the very act of committing a crime in Superman's territory as a middle finger to what is essentially a god.
>>153602706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRU1rMUpa5c
>>153602723>some degree of unintelligence or emotional instabilityLike the goblins who enjoy these pointless shit-threads?
>>153602730FUUUAAAAAARRRKKK!Mary Jane why are you so excited???
>>153602726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-u3iIR0oe0
>>153602748>Fuck!I see you're not still doing so well in school.
>>153602756https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImHVu6jcHwk
>>153602773Don't be prejudice. Be BETTER.
>>153602773>antiblack racism
>>153602773A reminder that the vast majority of the shitheads posting in these threads are mostly likely the same ESL-speaking people they frequently "make fun of" - it's hilariously ironic.
Wow a Superman thread with so many replies! I wonder...what's...going..on? Umm huh..wow.
>>153602414>MIGHT>when she clearly cares about him dearlyWeird thing to cope with.
>>153602807Kratos GAPED you.
>>153602806>mostly likelySuch as myself, apparently. D'oh!
>>153602807Kratos RAPES and GAPES Superbaby and the entire baby-ified Jusyice League with his time powers
>>153602703We are seeing nothing come up on the lie detector. Looks like he's telling nothing but the truth
>>153602784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4bTvxFKg88
>>153602811She tried to cheat on him multiple times, including with his enemies who beat him up.
>>153602830https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUsp9gYQQmc
>>153602807Sorry you had to see this dumpster fire
As I went down the stairs I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away!
>>153602821>D’oh!Homer is a cucky boii
>>153602837CANOOONNNNNNTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
>>153602841More importantly, thank you for acknowledging that this *is* a dumpster fire.And not even an amusing one.
CHAINSAW CHAD
>>153602857noone is joking here. You dance for OUR amusement, little monkey
I'm BITCHLESS. I got NO HOES. I got no TAIL to chase. Im DONE
>>153602849>cucky boiiStill don't understand your lazy Gen Z and Alpha lingo.Try again.
>*is*
RRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!
>>153602869Goku. Chi Chi is your wife. Go to her...
>>153602878Holy FUARK that SCARED me o algo
>>153602830https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUsp9gYQQmcQuick question: is anyone excited or worried about the SH1 remake?
BLOODY BITCH BENCHOD KRATOS IS KIIIIIIIIING
I need a face full of that ass
>>153602838No that was a filler scene where she was creating a distraction and that character is gay.
>>153602899https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11rWSdkHRro
>>153602878I was a chud but you just turned me around. I see now. Trans rights ARE human rights.
>>153602918Kratos when he sees the local orphanage playground...
>>153602922https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP89L6ey98
Post a good Yuji feat that isn't from moduloIf you mention rimming assholes or wanting to cut dicks off you lose C'mon yujifags I'm sure you can do that.
>>153602927Yes! Kratos is TEACHING us to be Better!!
>>153602937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbRZjAgfsdoI'm eager to see what they do with the remake, but am worried that they'll make more arbitrary changes to it than the SH2 remake since SH1 isn't considered as "untouchable" as the former game.
>>153602920“Distracting” him by letting him fuck her, she’s so brave and sacrificial…
>>153602961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn-mkgyNmB8
>>153602931PEDOtosbros...
falseflagsura...
>>153602969https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLgRg7DNav0
Kratos is a CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Woh! Black lives really DO matter...
>>153602982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loe41LanhJE
I was so inspired by Kingtos, that I ROARED at my greatest enemy today. and now she put me in detention for the rest of semester
Thoughts on the country of India?
>>153602998https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kLhN-EuAlM
>>153603004BONEtos was TEACHING Chuddy Peter
>>153603015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10G9JTm0Bsg
https://victoryvsblogs.blogspot.com/2026/02/uncle-ruckus-vs-jax-boondocks-vs.html?m=1>Uncle Ruckus might’ve had an early lead with his superior stats, fighting skills, and experience, but Jax’s abilities, equipment, digital physiology, and fire-forged bonds with his support made it possible for the younger male to prove he was the better man.JAXTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
I wanna see Jiren vs Kratos as the true dominant WARRIOR of these halls
>>153603004Bonesaw wouldn't know that his opponent has superpowers.
>>153603026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3CikrHhy0o
>>153603032That already happened. Jiren chose the wrong, oppressive, regressive side of history and was defeated.
>>153603043https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWvGJ1SAZFk...I guess the mods are taking a break?
>Silent WHOMogged by Resident CHADvil.
>>153603030>I HATE NEGAS!!!
>>153603051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTVEBinvSB4
>>153602940I CAN'T!!!!!!! STOP POSTING FEATS THEY WON'T MATTER BECAUSE MY WANK SHOULD BE STRONGER WHO CARES IF MY SERIES HAD TWO BAD ENDINGS!? AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER YOUR SEQUEL'S ENDING MORE!!!!!
>>153603048This he was defeated by people of multiple races and sexualities working together.
>>153603061Meh, you can enjoy both.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2doXjkX3Uuo
>>153603071He was forgiven afterwards and given a spot in the aftermath queer orgy
>every argument for why pic related shouldn't happen is boiled down to "I don't know who this is"Sad
>>153603076https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBDxGhc-p0YThis track always really creeped me out.
>>153603030FFFFUUUUUCCKKKKK!!!!!!!
Gooning on discord to anime sluts with my goonbro in a totally not gay way
>>153603092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvuk66UEaGQ
>>153603087Yeah. Krillin and the gang were TEACHING him.
>>153603097Favorite character?
>>153603102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQXUbaen_pY
>>153603106Discord (my little pony)
>>153603119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3nM7HkpBV0
>>153603106Master Chief of course!
>>153603134https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43v8a7mpLf4
>>153603106I don't know...Eagle-Eye Fleagle?
>>153603148https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvajSOYo2rs
The Human CentipedeEuphoriaThese are my favorite pieces of media of all time
>>153603106Doomslayer obviously!
>>153603166https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxe81ms115wI'm particularly worried that they'll probably ruin this scene in the remake by making it more scary/grotesque than sad.
>>153603167>EuphoriaIsn't that a sex pervert show or something?And not in a wholesome, John Waters-esque way.
>>153602106DBX isn't Death Battle.>b-b-b-but but...Cope.
>>153603182https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a__RPWzjU04
I smell REALLY fucking bad. Like I can smell my armpitsright now. Someone yesterday saidr I smelled bad too.
If we aren't even about DB anymore what even is this...
>>153603201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74MOLXM-yHw
>>153603214I'm permantely mind broken my hero lost to Kratos and this is my coping thread
>>153603214I have theory that the people who post and troll in these threads actually hate the whole Death Battle community and are playing it all up to make other people hate it too.
I think Japanese superheroes are cool as fuck
>>153603106Gojo Satoru naturally
>>153603236Like the obnoxiously frequent TADC posts (I assume).
>>153603215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKJ-0I7I9AY
>>153603214A barren battlefield. Composite fiction has been defeated, and only one man remains
Im being 100% serious btw. I have came at least 10 times with another man on Discord.
>>153603264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diubgNmO1pQ
>>153603271who's this cuck? post Mr Rodgers
>>153603272Sonic...
>>153603271Fred Flintstone?Now you're just being silly.
>>153603272Favorite character?
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>153603284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QnmjE3ZFWMFun trivia: this track played in the game's 1998 E3 demo.
>>153603300Kirara. I pretend to be a woman as my black daddy pounds my ass:3
>>153603311https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHfEzAXN7bc
>>153603319https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3oTXg-JPC8
>The Winner is Single Sperm Cell in a Used Condom
>>153603330https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m6s61p1iPgIt's the in-game version (if I remember correctly).
>>153603333>Cell vs Metal out of NOWHERE
>>153603312Are you proud of thatAre you proud of that sentence you just said
>>153603341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OuFFdZS2gk
My asshole has crusted unwiped shit on it
>>153603347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpfAjoeNF84>>153603346I'm pretty sure "shame" is a foreign concept to just about everyone in this shit-thread.
>>153603361https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6n42RS6tmc
>>153603353YUMMY
This one's also pretty interesting if you haven't already seen it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpsXD_kCurQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=491rKbGY084
>>153603353Favorite character?
>>153603312Yujibro ...
>>153603235Me too, bro!
>>153603404Herman Munster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWp668Gwr2ATo be fair, I agree that the word "epic" is grossly overused.
>>153603404Ricky Ricardo.Maxwell Smart.Mr. Ed....and all of the other Nick-at-Nite lineup!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1WKJDEWgd8
>>153603415The meeting of the minds...
>>153600897If Superman is so strong why did he lose to Goku?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJgf9OnqJvQ
>>153603461Because they're both fictional characters.So, nothing matters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCBpr4rscSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1myJdGomNTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1owlncm-ug
Why are m*ids like this?
>>153603461That was for charity.
Why is this fag spamming silent hill shit?
>>153601798>Sword vic-ACK
>>153603508https://youtube.com/watch?v=iJYvCHm3Ov4&pp=ygUbUmVzaWRlbnQgZXZpbCBiYXNtZW50IHRoZW1l
>>153603510Mods?Yeah, they're not doing a good job.
>>153603510Like what?
>>153603513"Oh no, our shitposting thread is getting shitposted in!"FAG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu3yPJ5gLog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ooMUx8SPKU
>>153603519>Music that sounds like fartsWhose theme song is this?
>>153603547James vs Leon will be hilarious https://youtube.com/watch?v=zL1KmTyyKV4&pp=ygUKTGVvbiBiaW5nb9IHCQkDCwGHKiGM7w%3D%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txj4xudlUQA
>>153603554It's the director's fat smelly cut.
>>153603565No, they're both fictional.Doesn't matter.
>>153603524You moids are genuinely subhuman. I'm disgusted. How are we even the same species? I'm tired of lurking this shithole.BLACKED cuck shit, spamming, this unfunny autism. It's all subhuman. You should be ashamed. This is the worst thread on this site, yes, worse than /trash/. You're all scrotes that don't deserve rights at all.I'm ashamed I even lurked here after accidentally clicking on one of these threads while looking for a general I liked a few months ago.
>>153603572>fat smelly cut>cutWhy are you Gen Z and Alpha kids so goddamn stupid?
And at the end of the thread Superman is still 3-0 :)
>>153603576https://youtube.com/watch?v=igKVCAP8ck0&pp=ygUNSmFtZXMgdnMgbGVvbg%3D%3D
>>153603584Why are you browsing a site used mainly by men, "sister"?
>>153603584Shiiiet nigguh gey on yo knees for my BBC ho
>>153603594She's a fat Indian lolcow from /dbs/.
>>153603593Still doesn't matter.It's fiction - why not just enjoy it for what it is?
>>153603593Why is James like this?
>>153603588Essentially 4-0, since Nolan keeps ducking.
>>153603608See:>>153603236They're not even bothering to hide it.
>>153603584>>153603594>>153603606>PintarWhelp, that's it. I'm leaving these halls.
>>153603608Isn't that just part of enjoying fiction? Why limit what people enjoy?
>>153603594Threads and games I like. Coincidentally they're female oriented and far more civil than you brutes. >>153603601Moids don't deserve rights
>>153603584Why did you put out a cigarette on your pet dog's belly? Rufus didn't deserve that...
>>153603588*3-1
>>153603650>>153603625What the fuck are you talking about? Mental fucking illness. Did your mother neglect you? I never even owned a dog.
>>153603647Because it's still being obnoxious?And you can enjoy things without being obnoxious?
>>153603588Goku beat him in Wizard Magazine. Goku will also beat him in the 4 final video.
>>153603685Whatever you say, bitch. I can smell your stench from here.
There is literally nothing wrong with your hero being 3-1 btw
>>153603689Perhaps the internet is just to overstimulating for you? Especially if two characters fighting is making your tism flare up so much.
>>153603685Nice try, SHITrar, I know your style..
Don't you remember Pintar? Chicken sexer
>>153603694You're disgusting. What's with moids and gross smell fetishism?>>153603723Subhuman retarded moid. There are many more mentally retarded men than women, by the way. It really shows in this place.
>>153603705Translation:"WAAAAH! MY SHITPOST THREAD ATTRACTS SHITPOSTING!"Perhaps you're too much of a fucking baby to not handle your threads going to shit if they already started out as shit.
>>153603584Trannies are moids, putting on a dress won’t change that.
I just had sex with a woman so I am incapable of hating them. I love you, foidsis...
>>153603743Sucking up to people won't make them like you. I hope you can internalize that despite being in this den of autism.
Never trust a foid, if you good, they could trap you.So just strap it up 'fore they fuck around and strap you, bitch.
>>153603510>>153603584>>153603648>>153603685>>153603733Bejitabro btw.
>>153603733>Pintar babbleEver tire of spouting the same shit? You got ran out of /dbs/ and on /ghost/
>>153603705Also, you probably shouldn't be insulting people with autism: that's 99% why these threads exist, and they might not appreciate it.
>>153603760Why do you just believe some random tranny, behaving like a tranny and posting anime girls, is a woman?
>>153603776I imagine if she's saying moid that means she's a lesbian
>>153603763Do you mind telling me what a Pintar is?
>>153603776>bioThere is no other type of femcel. Men can’t be a “femcel”. How fucking zogged has this site become?
...Death Battle?
>>153603790A “lesbian” with a cock
>>153603803No, just retards.So, it's not much different from any other of these dumpster fires.
no one can be a femcel, men can't be women and women can't be incels.
>Pretend to be woman>Completely derail the threadIs it really that easy?
>be hole>make everything about youEvery single time.
>>153603825Either that or talk about using time travel to age up a baby into a man so you can rape him.
>>153603825We live in an era where retards will unironically think someone with a Y chromosome is female if he says so. I’m sure if you ask this avatarfag what a “moid” even is it won’t be defined by biology because then he’d be one too.
Honestly the fact that most men get RAPED and GAPED as soon as a woman so much as smiles at them means I'm siding with womensisters on this one, women job to cock but that's a harder win con to pull off
Fine, I'll prove my womanhood by showing my breasts...
Spawn? 4-0.Superman? 3-1. And that's OK.
If you need any FEATS as to why foids ruin anything. Just look at Yoko Ono and the Beatle. The bitch birthed the trope of 'A girl joins a music band - it'll disband sooner or later'.Foids are emotional PARASITES
>>153603859And I'll one up you by posting my vagina!
>>153603850I have to admit womansisters have better feats. They BTFO'd 60% of males who are simp-level only.The 40% no diff them with the cock tho.
I am asexual thank you very much. Please stop assuming things, you're too dumb mto get any of it right. If you were smart then it'd be okay but none of you possess even a modicum of a human soul .
>>153603874>DB went out of their way to make an entire alternate ending to soften the blow of kratos winning and asurajeets are still seething over it well over a year later making up gay baby rape fantasies to smear his name
>>153603896What's your favorite Dragon Ball character?
>>153603896A sexual what?
>>153603914Poison from Final Fight vs Daria
>>153603896Trannies are not women. You can only be born female.
>>153603915Chichi.
>>153603914Have you seen troons in female boxing matches? The woman gets beaten to a pulp.
"Your body count and who you fuck is not my concern"-My hero
>>153603667>>153603863Can you show me the death battle where Superman lost? :) Can you show me Spawn's third and fourth death battles? :)
>>153603951I agree wholeheartedly. You would be scared if someone started skinwalking you and was a huge sexual degenerate.
I'm a 6'5" psychopathic serial killing werewolf billionaire.
>>153603975Kratos...
>>153603981Young lady retract what you just said, now.
>>153603981How ironic
>>153603977>Can you show me the death battle where Superman lost? :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGFI6pgnhFw>Can you show me Spawn's third and fourth death battles? :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a72Bpd21ZHQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqIGMbA7ISY
>Literal fucking foids>Pintar shitFucking SCUM
>>153603995>Non-canon fightsSuperman is 3-0 :)
SuperCOPECOPEmanDCOPECOPEmic BooksCOPE Kent
>>153604002>Canon fightsFTFYSuperman is 3-1Spawn is 4-0
>Spend my day doing errands>Check the threadWhat even happened
>>153603981Based.
Can you post the 3 characters Superman has beaten on Death Battle?
Supersissy it's okay to have a 75% win rate :)Not everyone can be 100% BEASTS like Spawn and Samus.
>>153604030You weren't supposed to ask that...
>enter thread >Random bizarre shit I'm glad /dbg/ keeps it's identity
Here's my best FEAT.I can sneak into weddings UNNOTICED, and mostly eat. Free food afterall.
We all agree on who won this thread, right?
Sonic the Hedgehog won this thread.
>>153604057JIREN!
>>153603981transphobic women are hot
>>153604057Of course.
>>153604057Spanw
>>153604057Kratos
>>153604323Krotos lost to Spawn though
FVARK JANNY WAS TEACHING US AGAIN!
LMFAO!
cucky /dbg/BVLLy Janny.
Sorry for obliterating your thread Kratos, next time try following the rules and maybe I'll allow you keep one up
>>153604482Sadly there is a fairly low ceiling in your imagination.
Super/dbg/...Spawnny....
>>153604580>ESLWhat about Eating Semen Lovingly? Most anons do it here, for free.
>3 Death Battle threadsKINGnny isn't gonna like this...
>>153604905CANON
