The absolute worst example of a Kryptonian could effortlessly annihilate the entire Viltrumite race.
>>153602482n-n-n-nuh uh! viltrumites are immune to eye lasers and freeze breath and super strength!
>>153602740Kryptonians can sit in the sun and chill. Viltrumites die. This fight was over before it began.
>>153602482To be fair, Superman's powers vary with time. Sometimes he's just a circus strongman and other times he's basically a god
>>153602762Kryptonians are powered by the sun.They get bodied by small nukes on earth.
>>153602788And Viltrumites get bodied by people making their hands straight.
>>153602482Power levels of the three recent (read gore fest) super human in descending order1. Invincible 2. Uber3. The Boys
The tick solos both
>>153602482That's not even Non.
>>153602482Yeah, but could he beat Goku?>Checkmate, atheists
>>153604008Anyone could beat Goku
>>153604025lol this. Goku is below Sentry.
>>153604008Yeah, Goku is weak to ice, therefore Kryptonians kill him easy with ice breath
>>153603919Agreed, but halo fields look like the worst way to die.
>>153604992Which is why it will never be adapted to tv. Well, among other things.
>>153604992And yes, he’s still alive
>>153603956Does gay faggot Jon not count because he's mixed?
>>153602482>absolute worst example of a Kryptonian>General Zod
All of thenparody evil supermans have to be powered down from actual superman to make the story work. Omniman, honelander, plutonian, etc are all weaker on purpose because they have to be.
>>153602482But can anyone compete with the humans in the Xeelee sequenceNone of you faggots can take a big bang gunStupid subpar verses.
Thragg would one-shot literally any DC hero. If you disagree with this, you shouldn't be on /co/. Simple as.
>>153602482>eye laser swerving off to the side like a piss stream in the morningUnfortunate.
>>153607568>XeeleeThat entire verse gets folded like laundry by a single Downstreamer.
>>153604992The problem with Uber is how much it wanks out the nazis just to drag the series out way too long, whenever it looks like the allies might actually have a reason to win->Nope the germans triumph againEven shit like the attack on Britain by one of their superhumans which was played up as a suicide mission by the writing to the point she fucks a dude she hates she manages to get in, kill churchill and get out pretty much effortlesslyThe only one as plot-armoured as the germans is that shitty mary sue-bitch of a scientist.
>>153607568>>153608203reimu hakurei sees them as fiction within fiction
>>153608135Motherfucker would get candled by Spectre, fuck outta here.
>>153608283Fuck off before Doctor Strange fodderizes you and your entire verse again.
>>153602762>Kryptonians can sit in the sun and chill. Viltrumites die.Goldfish can survive under water, grizzlies die.
>>153608205You could make the argument that it's just reflects history where a lot of Nazis success was down to dumb luck >The only one as plot-armoured as the germans is that shitty mary sue-bitch of a scientist.Don't you talk about Alan Turning that way
>>153602740Yes... But! Can they defeat... THE THROWABLE CELLOPHANE S?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI1UVDOuMqE
>>153608312Grizzlies can hold their breath underwater for over five minutes. A Viltrumite cannot survive five minutes in the sun.
>>153608135Dogwelder could beat Thragg.Although that's probably not a good comparison, he is cosmically powered and even the Spectre shat his pants on seeing him.
>>153608205>>153608324The nazis win so much in Uber because they have the tech near fully figured out and a full army, plus spies giving them info on allied progress. It's mentioned several times that the engineer who made them was driven by this logic; new experimental tech has to be used en masse to make a breakthrough, or else either the attacker won't be able to properly capitalize on success, or the defender will be better prepared the next time. Hell, the entire logic of the series is driven by this.The allies keep throwing incomplete experimental tech at the nazis while the nazis have the ubers down to clockwork. So they keep winning.But even then, they get worn down over time; by the time the comic ends (at its current hiatus rather), Germany is down to a few normal ubers and 1 damaged battleship who has been hinted several times in the story to question the war effort, possibly even turn on the nazis. America has 2 near fully powered battleships who have been shown to overpower a damaged one, plus a third battleship in development, the jew golem who can physically overpower everything on the planet, Turing is still cooking up new stuff, and they are led by motherfucking Patton.The last few books would've been the nazis doing one last hurrah and then losing, but the publisher silently canned it.
>>153608706>America has 2 near fully powered battleships who have been shown to overpower a damaged oneWell no, the blacks will never be turned to full battleships. >but the publisher silently canned it.The publisher went bankrupt
>>153608809>Well no, the blacks will never be turned to full battleships.The point is that they are still far stronger than Sieglinde. Plus there's jew golem and Tamara or whatever was her name. And since they didn't cripple America, they keep producing more ubers simply on account of their larger population. Germans is not winning Uber, the book was never about the nazis winning, it was about making sure everyone else loses too.
>>153608135Pretty sure any magician could turn him into pork chops.
Yeah but can either of them beat Chainsaw Man?
>>153606988What about Lesla then?
Is this just a stealth deathbattle general?
>>153609248No, but HE can
>>153609248Who?
>>153608985Tamara by herself looks to be able to take ALL singlehanded.
>>153609649I don't even remember her doing anything. I wonder what the plan was for her near the end. Maria the fuck out of everything and come out squeaky clean or kill everything but come out horrible maimed. And what would the alies end up doing with all there remaining ubers once the war ended.
>>153609310No, this is >>153611047
>>153610580She destroyed Moscow in one, fuck all halo blast. Save Joe in a single room. She then turned Joe Stalin into a statue made of the special yellow goo that she feed the poor with. She at the point effectively became the undisputed Czarina of Russia.
>>153612436I might be confusing her with Maria, sorry
>>153605656If Jon were to fight Non, everyone knows Jon would win.
>>153608135He doesn't even clear Ambush Bug.
>>153612439you are, tamara never got to do anything before the series was bankruptcy canned.
>>153609649Tamara is going to be the only fully activated, non-damaged 12:12 battleship WHEN her activations complete.>>153610580She only just started getting activated when the book was canned. Not like it mattered, Germany was collapsing and they had 1 half-broken battleship left who already had enough of the nazis. Patton could just stroll in, tell Sieglinde they want to go kill hitler and end the war so the world can start rebuilding, and Sieglinde would be like "promise to rebuild Dresden and I'm marching with you" (Dresden was her hometown).>Maria the fuck out of everything and come out squeaky clean or kill everything but come out horrible maimed.Maria is something like a geltmensh/halo battleship hybrid. It was established that she can make people think she is talking their language, but not if she actually got maimed and regenerated or if she just made the traitors think she got maimed, or if she is still maimed but her hypnosis makes everyone think she is not.The US would have problems because they have two 8:8 niggers who don't always follow commands, and no means to stop them. Leah and Tamara would be against useless bloodshed too and Leah openly defied Patton already.
>>153612436>>153612439I figured she'd get zephyred.
>>153602763This is the biggest pain in the ass when people try to power scale anything in comics.Death Battle keeps giving him his full kit of random bullshit, so anyone you put up against him has to be a demi God of some flavor.
>jannies decided to delete /dbg/ permanently which was thought to be unkillable>now it's beginning to propagate throughout the board and will likely soon take over the siteKind of reminds me of Zamasu
>>153613043JANNYTOOOOOOOOS
>>153612451I'm surprised there aren't Kryptonians named Tran-E or Fag-Ot these days with how DC does their writing.
>>153613145Well duh those are transphobicThey would be named Tran-Srites, Ga-Yokay, and Be-ElemThe villains would be named McChud
>>153602482I mean, do Viltrumites have laser vision or ice breath?
>>153614203No energy projection powers. I don't think they can do the Superman move where he screams with the force of a bomb, either.
>>153612980Better than what happened to Sigmund and being 5m from Little Boy. And yes, he’s still alive.
>>153616726Better than what that gay Nazi deserved.
>>153616924Anon, Siegfried died like a bitch.
>>153617234yeah but he got to hit Sieglinde's school bus sized ass cheeks before he went.
