>>153604947
He's 100% mam-male!!

I WISH fags were this nice to be around

>>153604947
He's a sponge.

>>153605001
>>153604997
Also this

No sandy is his wife

He's dating Sandy

Him and Sandy are friends

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It took me til I was like 25 before I finally got what he meant.

>>153604947
Yes. Look how happy he is! That's giddy and gay.

>>153605070
>Genuinely gets upset whenever other men speak to her
>Constructs an elaborate scheme involving near-suicide to get her attention
Either he's boning her or he's a supreme incel.

>>153604947
he just has arrested development, if a girl wanted him he would fuck her and be happy but he would never figure it out on his own

>>153605127
Blood,urine,shit? Really?

>>153604947
squidward is gay spongebob is just extremely childish.

>>153604947
No, just a whimsical manchild.

>Sandy in one episode said that he usually folds up all of his clothes before going around in the nude.

How would she know that if they didn't get it on at least once?

>>153604947
I remember ages ago hearing that the creator did answer this question and the answer is "no".
spongebob is actually genderless like sponges irl and has no interest on sex with anything
he is just VERY eccentric.

>>153604947
No, just childish. I mean it was established early on he is attracted to Sandy, even if there just good friends.

They did make him a bit too creepily obsessed with Squidward in the late 2000s and early 2010s but I think its cause they went all in on spongebob being obnoxious and tormenting Squidward back then.

On that note, Squid isnt gay either. Remember that one episode with the female squid character?

Pat isnt gay either cause he has the Hots for Princess Mindy

>>153608323
>Remember that one episode with the female squid character?
That episode was deep into the seasonal rot era, even in pre movie he was fruity as shit >>153605127

>>153609250
stop projecting

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>>153604947
I always thought Squidward was gay

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>>153605705
Did you see the karate choppers episode? They are FUCKING

>>153604947
He's plowing the Squirrel off set.

>>153610700
he behaves like modern gay libs. isolatory, disrespectful and unappreciative, opinionated, egocentric art interests, untalented, and I could probably keep going

>>153604947
he does seem rather happy in life for the most part.

>>153605127
>>153607027
>because you pissed yourself
>because you shit yourself
And
>because you're gay

Hillenburg said he was asexual.

>>153604947
he's worksexual