Loona thread. That is all.
>>153608737Would Loona accept the tube treats?
>>153608780Begrudgingly.
For me? It's bee.
For those unaware: HILTLH(H) has endedhttps://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/170028016
>>153608956And what a ride it was.Did you get a chance to see my spelling and grammar notes?
>>153608737I prefer her stepsister
>>153609822Loona is with Collina and Octavia is dating a human occultist.
>>153609836
>>153609836Loona is clearly with Anon thoughbeit.
>>153609902
>>153609853Different Loona.
>>153609963What are they making Loonas in a factory?
>>153609952
>>153608737Ah Loona, a monument of the non existent standards of furries
>>153609989Different universe.
>>153610166>into the Loona-verse
>>153608737This show is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>153610112People like her design and that's good enough, they completely warp her personality to fit whatever end they want. Her canon character is honestly really grating and I think 99%+ of Loona "fans" would drop her in a week tops if they had to actually deal with her. And no, she's not going to be interested in fucking you unless you're a seven foot tall massively jacked hellhound.
Stella on the ranch with her boyfriend and her girlfriend.
>>153609850>>153609902>>153609952>>153609992Colloona is a cute ship that basically nobody does anything with.
>>153610464Didn't know you were a herm
>>153610594> Ezekiel 23:20Hang on Anons, I gotta Google something...
>>153610803OK, >>153610594 is funny.
i love this adorable little birb so much
>>153610809Collin trying to romance Loona with the Song of Solomon, only to trigger some race memory PTSD
Collin x Loono.
>>153608737trimming loona's pubes
>>153609809I did.
what did they mean by this?
When is Loona getting her own show?
>>153608737
>>153611485
Loona just pairs well with funny little guys.
>>153610594>>153610803>mfw Furries are cannonically in the Bibble
>>153611503
>>153611569
>>153608737b
>>153611582
>>153611626
>>153611647>Pink solesDoes this mean hound Loona is black?
>>153611163Fair enough. I'm just nitpicky, I only point them out out of love because like you I want the work to be the best it can be. And truly for me it's one of the most engaged in a story I've been in a long time.
>>153611813>it's one of the most engagedProbably the most engaged*Well now I just look retarded.
>>153611810no, pink.
>>153611231STELLA EPISODE INCOMING LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
>>153610507Fuck, you're right. I'll have to work a Colloona sideplot into my fic
>>153611830Da fuq are you talking about?
>>153611830It's 10 minutes of her blaming everyone else for her unhappiness.
She may be "evil", but she definitely deserved better than Stolas
>>153610870>Loono seduces Collin into gay sex>looks like a furry dude banging a stuffed animal
>>153611938She's not evil, she's never done anything evil, anyone calling her evil is a jealous roastie.
>>153612033She strangled a puppy.
>>153612051She was put in a self-defense situation
>>153612063Against a puppy?
>>153612033It's gonna be funny seeing you eat your words when the new season comes.
>>153612071Yes.
>>153612090They'll just ignore canon. As they should, this show has sucked ever since season 1 ended. Most fans just coom to demon women and/or make their own fun with fanon. Better to think of this show as a toybox.
>>153612090>New season comes>Stella gets 4 seconds of screentime to call Stolas a faggot with the rest of the season focusing, again, on homo melodramaThe egg will truly be on my face
>>153611970Ngl if the Seven Archangels (who like God or Jesus, havent happeared in the show) Appear and like they do as Orthodox Icons, it'd be pretty damn creepy. Especially with how much that art style of Early Chirstian Iconagraphy contrast with the Vivzie ArstyleAs someone who grew up Orthodox Christian and has a few Icons in the house, I do admit they're sometimes a bit unnerving to look at. That's kinda the point though, its suppose to. It's like they're watching you as your guardians and judges.
>>153612157Too kino to exist
>>153611913Wish they'd give us nudity in some way, fuck.
blitzo but brandon characters start to posses him.
>>153612394Wish granted, you now get full frontal view of Blitzo's dick and balls.
>>153612406You know what, fine. It'll give us a base for what dicks look like in Vivzieverse, so the actually attractive males get more accurate on-style porn.
>>153612428>implying blitzo's dick is normal looking enough to act as a baseline for anything
>>153612437What of the balls?
>>153612442One's smaller than the other. Like, disturbingly so.
>>153612467Maybe Stolas' parts will look nicer.
>>153612498... you do know how owl anatomy works, right?
>>153612504Yeah. But it'd be fun, male slit is too rare.
>>153612529That's even gayer than liking cock, homie
>>153612548If you say so, it's still nice.
>>153612467just like hitler
>>153612529>pooner fetish
>>153612157same herethankfully, vivzie has as shallow of an understanding of christianity as she can, so theres not much of a chance of her blaspheming too much by depicting archangels as a bunch of twinksthe only known religious characters shes used are either demons, who no one cares about, and st peter who every knows ofa smarter, more emotionally mature and theologically educated person could have created an interesting dicothomy between the residents of hell, who are all a bunch of sparkle dogs and deviant art OCs, and the angels and saints of heaven, who are as they are depicted in the christian world, as fair and beautiful, but righteously wrathful and without mercy for those going against Gods plan
>>153612548I like cock and he's being the gayest anon in the thread
>>153613239Well you just posted the tranny so I'm afraid the title of gayest faggot goes to you now
>>153613246Raining champ Raining champ
>>153613265Alright you can chill now, post that freak in /trash/ where it belongs
>>153613265Different anon here
>>153613539
And the spam begins again
>>153613584>>153613584>And the spam begins againIve very out of the loop hereWhy does this sound like it came from an old married couple kvetching over stuff>Oye, AGAIN with the penis imp
>>153613855One guy like the idea of Stella getting fucked by imps and the other guy took that personally.
>>153613876I find it very interesting you brought that up unprompted.
>>153612406What's the downside? It's his personality that's grating, not his body.
>>153614483You find red Roger the Alien attractive?
>>153613095I want to see Abel do this to Lucifer in front of Charlie.
>>153613570
>>153611364Nice.
>>153615022
do you guys think shed make for a good gf?>inb4 HILyeah, i know, but i mean purely in character loona as she appears on the show, would she be a good partner?
>>153615458See HIL>butSee HIL
>>153615458As someone who has a dog with short hair it's a mess. Just constant white hair. Loona doesn't look like she constantly shed, but her fur probably gets madded and you probably have to do like OP and take her to the groomer.
>>153613095That would be absolute kino, my dude
>>153615087There's two pp in this pic, just how op likes it
>>153615458Genuine answer, she'd probably be pretty difficult at first and I imagine a lot of people wouldn't be able to handle that. Eventually I think she'd be pretty alright but it'd take some time to get there and she'd always be a bit rough around the edges. Also she'd probably be a pain in the ass if you were hanging out with her in public, with friends, family, etc. She's very, very selectively nice to people and just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she'd be nice to everyone around you too.
>>153615514Do you think Loona doesn't groom herself? If humans do I don't see why hellhounds wouldn't.
>>153615663Have we seen Loona grooming herself? I feel like I seen her brushing her hair before.
>>153615757I think we can reasonably assume she does, I've never seen Moxxie brush his teeth but that doesn't mean he never does.
>>153615458What >>153615657 said. She's a bit of a sperg that drives people away (in a similar manner to Blitz) in the fear that they'll just reject her anyway, but she still craves connection even if it's just friendship.You'd have to do a lot of wrangling and showing her how to handle things without resorting to having a shitfit.
>>153611830>>>153611914No, it'll be about Stella teaching Octavia Imp slurs while blasting blues rock and glam/hair metal. >>153612122It's been abhorrent since post-pilot, look at Mayberry, they ruined any chance of her being a character and that was in the "decent" or "good" season.
>>153615657>and I imagine a lot of people wouldn't be able to handle that.Yeah realistically speaking I feel like most people wouldn't be able to put up with her spergery and it'd end up with a messy breakup. You'd have to be a reaaaaaaaal bullshit tolerator to get through that early phase.
Having hellhound friends would be pretty cool.
>>153613095I'm just going to headcanon that God took an extended vacation around the 1200s when he saw the Catholics burn Constantinople to the ground out of Venetian Avarice and the Mongols murder-raping their way across Eurasia, oh and also the Black Death killing 1/3 of humanity. "I need a break, im going to come back in like a 1000 years and hope things have gotten better"Ever since then Sera somehow was put in charge of Heaven instead of one of the Seven Archangels because the Seven Archangels have really important and esoteric things to do that doesnt allow them to govern Heaven (convient bullshit plot point I know but hey thats the kinda shit you have to do to make it work with Vivzie's writting). Under Sera's rule and the promotion of Adam to the head of their military, Heaven went from a traditional heaven to the woobified and vivziefied version of itself that it is today. The Archangels have been to busy to actually look at how Sera is running things to realize she's kinda turned it into Furry Heaven (literally).
>>153616610Yeah ngl most Hellhounds seem like such chill people and nice guys (ignoring typical meangirl types like that one poodle). Like Loona seems to be the outlier due to her troubled childhood and more traditional wolfish/husky form that makes her more ferocious.Maybe its cause most of them look akin to domestic dogs instead of actual wolves or feral canines. Out of any hellborn i'd trust not to do something awful to me or try to kill me, they're on the top. This does make me feel bad that they're basically the lowest of the low in Hell technically, cause even Imps seem above them.
Happy Mother's Day folksSorry about the fat bitch from Owl House being here, I'm only posting this cause Stella and cause it's funny.
>>153616825>Trust not to do something awful to me or kill meYou know for a fact that you'd be footing the bill on pizza nights every time.
>>153616883NTA but considering what they COULD do to you that's pretty tame.
>>153616841Forget the owl house bitch, who the fuck is the wench on the left?
>>153616909/a/ whore.Her name is Ragyo Kiryuin.
>>153616883Yeah that's annoying but like... now horrible. Most Imps would probably just steal everything I own and/or stab me in the knee before running away laughing like a gremlin. A loan shark would financially ruin me before killing me and throwing me in a river for the laughsA succubus would be nice... untile they start constant orgy parties in your house.Idk what the heck the envy hellborn do but their native Sin makes me already not trust themand the Baphomets of Sloth... fuck actually they might be slightly better than Hellhounds on account to being mostly docile looking snoozers and experts on medication shit.
>>153616909She's from that one anime that was really really popular like 15 years ago with the skimpy high school girl who's skimpy outfit is a sentient demonic creature or something ala Venom.The name is Kill la Kill
>>153616965>and the Baphomets of Sloth...... would light your house on fire with their head candles the moment they nod off.
>>153616909>Folks dont know what Kill la Kill is anymoreGod just put me in a retirement home lol
>>153617026NTA but I was around when it was popular but it slipped under my radar.
>>153616841Stella looks nice>filenameStella isn't an evil mother, I'm not sure about the other two>While I'm just a terrible wifeIn a marriage that was doomed from the start.
Replacing all the seams in Stella's dress with break away velcro and then ripping it off of her when she's in public.
>>153617081>Octavia finds a bunch of old pictures of her parents from when they were teens/young adults>If she hadnt known how they turned out, she would have thought that the two were meant to be together for ever>They looked so happy, so care free>Where did it all go so wrong?>A nasty, ugly thought starts creeping up her spine and into her head>...what if she and anon end up the same way?>What if they end up just as miserable, just as hateful towards each other as her parents did?>What if all relationships inevitable devolve as the flame burns out and all you are left with are cold ashes and old memories?How would you go about changing her mind on this? Would you even be able to recognize the doubts in her and do something about them before they swallow her(and you) whole?
>>153617270>parents are happily married>take her to meet your parentsHopefully she'd realize it doesn't HAVE to end poorly, and that some people can make it work.
>>153616841>>153617081Yeah compared to those two she isnt anywhere near a shitty mother. At worse she's as incompetent as Stolas, minus being her a cheater that cause the relationship to spiral even worse than it was. I think given she was also groomed into this f'd up Goetia life she has a hard time not projecting that on her daughter and raise her like she was raised. I dont think she only sees Octavia as an asset to be exploited like her brother does and that she legitimately cares, but it's psychologically difficult for her to seperate her affection from her Goetia aristocrat personality.Of course Vivzie will likely shit the bed on this as well in the future and have a few scenes showing her being an awful uncaring mother to further make Stolas seem justified.
>>153617329>>parents are happily married>>take her to meet your parentsBut what if your parents arent happily married? What if your parents are pretty much just like hers, but with the genders reversedAsking for a friend, of course
>>153617081Yeah if it was implied that despite their arranged marriage that they actually got along as a couple before whatever caused them to hate each other, it would've legitimately made things more interesting.Like, a lot of late 19th to early 20th century British literature covering homosexual upper class dudes grappling with their homo-ness has one of the main themes be the tragedy regarding the man's relationship to his wife or soon to be wife. You're supposed to feel bad for the wife character, and the gay protagonists often do as well. They don't hate their wives, but because they're gay they can't really love them like that. Given that Stolas and Stella are painfully British it would've been a perfect modernized adaptation of that trope. I’m sure Vivzie has read shit like Dorian Gray or whatever so she isn't oblivious, she just chose not to make it complex. She only wants complete affirmation for the furry demon adultery Yaoi fanfic without you wondering if Stolas isn't a bit of a selfish prick himself?
Would an Anti-Stolas be a Goetia version of Austin Powers?
>>153617270>>153617329>>153617413The answer is similar to what Kratos said:"No. We will be the gods we choose to be, not those who have been. Who I was, is not who you will be. We must be better." Obviously not the same, but y'all get the message.
>>153617103>"How dare you insinuate that I'm cavorting with some sort of hairless shit-for-brains mortal ape!", said Stella as she points a finger in (you)r direction.>You have had enough of her bullshit for today.>Grab.exe>*RRRRRRRRIIIIIP!*>The entire structure of her dress is torn away in one swift motion, leaving the Goetian noble in nothing but her underwear.>Almost everything about her generous figure is exposed and the rose velvet bra very much accentuates her bustline.>Never mind the red heart inked onto her left butt cheek.>It takes a moment for her bird brain to register the breeze on her feathers but the moment she does her face blows up in a deep shade of crimson.>"W-well? What are you all gawking at?!">She desperately tries to cover her shame in front of the other nobles while you sit back and enjoy some needed schadenfreude.>And also to hide the stiffy you've been sporting since before this party started.>In your defence she sat in your lap on the drive over to the soiree and you haven't been able to get the feel of her ass out of your mind.
>>153617475how does a creature covered in feathers have a tattoo
>>153617493Goetia Magic bullshit
Stolas is stupid, he shouldve just done the Moxxie Method and let his wife peg him if he really needed his ass fucked so bad. Look at how healthy and wholsome M&M's marriage is. Thats the power of pegging, keeps your queer brained husband in check.
>>153617329I did do a green like that a while ago. >>153617413Well then at best, you two would have a connection, from two broken households to then form a well fixed family, as you two know what not to do.Also if this is the Anon who I think it is, I hope you're doing okay, if not, my wishes remain the same.>>153617459>Yeah if it was implied that despite their arranged marriage that they actually got along as a couple before whatever caused them to hate each other, it would've legitimately made things more interesting.It would also make it more tragic, putting both Stolas and Stella in sympathetic an a critical light. Both at one point loved each other, both love Octavia but did raise her differently as a way to prepare her for the future. Overtime the relationship between the two diminished, at first they tried to re-kindle the flame, but it didn't work, then tolerated each other to raise Octavia, overtime they grew to hate each other, which affected Octavia's teenage years.
>>153617573>he shouldve just done the Moxxie Method and let his wife peg himAnon, stella gives off serious brat energy, she wants to be dominated and put in her place, not be the one in charge and on topIt was simply never going to work
>>153617475>>>153617641Stella is the kind of lady that enjoys a good spanking, then probably ask for more.
>>153617641They couldve done some quid pro quo with their sex life."You fuck begrudingly my ass with a rubber dick and i'll begrudingly fuck yours"But I guess they hated each other's guts to much for even some kinky hate sex
>>153616909Fucking newfag.
I bet Loona would've crushed on Fox McCloud if she'd been lucky enough to have an N64 growing up.
Since How I Learned to Love Hellhounds is finished, I was doing a deep search for some decent Helluva/Hazbin fanfics and I found one I really liked and binge read.It's called "Seven Weeks to Armageddon" and the premise is simple, Around the time Post-Season 1 Hazbin and Post-Season 2 Helluva, Lucifer is called into Heaven by Sera and told that the Rapture/Judgement Day is upon them as God ordained. So Lucifer has to get his ass ready and invade Earth to get shit going.Lucifer and the other Sins have to scramble together a warplan to invade the Mortal World and eventually prepare for the finally battle with Heaven. Most of the story involves the Helluva Boss characters and their experiences in invading Earth and the human reaction and counter measures to the literal Hell-on-Earth scenario. Honestly one of the favorite things about the story for me is that it makes Octavia one of the more important characters from what i've seen so far, and one of the few Hellborn (and one of the very very few Goetia) that actually feels bad for the humans and thinks what they're doing to the conquered humans is fucked up. Overall a really good read and attempt at making a serious Armageddon scenario in the Vivzieverse without scarificing what makes the characters and setting so interesting. It's still ongoing and updated every month or so. Keep in mind this aint a romance centric story or anything, it focuses alot on the entire "Demon-Human" interaction aspect of things (sadly as far as I can tell not in any romantic way).Also the first few chapters have actual art to go with the story, so that's always a bonus. Pic related.
>>153617865>Hell invades earth under direct orders from GodBut that makes no sense, wasnt the whole point of hell's nobility that they rebelled against God's plan?If He told them to invade earth, its more likely they would completely cut off contact with it and self segregate from all mortals to spite God
>>153608956>I did not care for HILTLH
>>153618522>I am retep and I actually cared for HILTLH a great deal
>>153618522>>153618631jej
>>153618420Its is based on the Book of Revalations. I'm not an expert on it but basically before the final battle between Heaven and Hell, Hell invades the Mortal Realm, which serves as the final proving grounds for all the human souls that did not get raptured.>But that makes no sense, wasnt the whole point of hell's nobility that they rebelled against God's plan?>If He told them to invade earth, its more likely they would completely cut off contact with it and self segregate from all mortals to spite GodWell it's actually addressed, in the fic Lucifer says something akin to that to Sera. But Sera says "Okay so you can do nothing and the Armies of Heaven will obliterate Hell anyways even if they dont invade Earth, or you guys can have a few weeks to enact your thousands of years worth of vengence on Man before getting killed."Also Lucifer and the Sins are trying to come up with a plan to make a superweapon to fight back against Heaven and recognize they'd need the technology and rescources of Earth to even have a chance, so thats some of the reasons why they invadeAgain im not an expert on judgement day shit but thats how I understand it
>>153611830God I wish
>>153612033Funny, because most of the roasties in the fandom I've encountered are RA shippers who'll defend that ship to the death and are otherwise indifferent to the likes of Stella or any of the 'disliked' female characters
>>153618926Anon, no!
>>153617573>Thats the power of pegging, keeps your queer brained husband in check.I don't know anon...
>>153619034>Stella Centric Episode >Main plot point is that Barbie Wire is cheating on her "whatshername" gf with Stella Goetia as a twisted inverse of the Stolas-Blitzo dynamic.>The Main Reason Stella does it is out of the sadistic satisfication of ruining an Imp Couple, especially one involving the sister of the Imp her ex-husband was fuckingThere's your prime Vivzieslop Anons. Enjoy~
>>153619063Those Imp boys do NOT need to be having all that ass on them.
>>153619086Eh...at least it means that her girlfriend doesn't turn out to be Sallie May
>>153619086I don't knowI feel like Viv wouldn't try and make Barbie hated like that after showing that Barb's imp GF cares about her and wants their relationship to work
>>153617865Incidentally there's a story directly inspired by SWTA, in which the humans fight back well enough that MIchael himself decides 'the Rapture is a sham' and helps them out. Of course it's just a couple chapters long and it's an HMOFA, but the author outright calls it a Salvation War successor.
>>153619140Yeah, funny thing about that... Thats kinda how I found out about SWTA. Was looking for half decent hmofa fanfics and stumbled upon Salvation War. I was like "oh shit I gotta read the fic its based on first, plus it looks really interesting regardless" and then turned out to really really like SWTA. And then ironically, I took a look at "Salvation War" and even if the fic is literally just a prologue and Ch 1 so far, I find it a bit to fucking edgy, which I get is the point. I dont like it anywhere near as much as SWTA, it doesnt have as good of a hook and its premise is suppose to be a headcanon aftermath of the SWTA story. I just really dont vibe with the Salvation War protagonist. He has big "Coldsteel the Hedgehog " vibes
>>153619195It's literally just two chapters long, there's barely any context.
>>153619107You guys think Barbie Wire was actually named after the Infamous Nazi SS-Officer in occupied France called Klaus Barbie? The Butcher of Lyon. What if Vivzie is doing 5d chess and in the next time we see Barbie Wire she's mass executing French people to earn a living.Yes I know her name is a pun of "Barbed Wire". Im just acting stupidPic semi related
>>153619227Yeah i know man, im just saying I dont really like it despite that. Didnt leave a good first impression on me even if the concept was interesting. I did laugh at the Orks reference tho.
>>153619235>Barbie Wire she's mass executing French people to earn a livingI know you're joking, but as someone who often finds [western EU] eurocommies and especially french commies to be insufferable dipshits, I'd be fine with that.
>>153619195Speak for yourself, it's original enough for me to like:-The war was actually going pearshaped because of the Sins until the archangels came to Earth.-Satan gets his teeth kicked in. I hate the fucker.-The OC is actually stated to look like Gordon Freeman, but it's Latino.-Said OC is also a single dad. Of course the kid js adopted son no 'fuckers killed my wife', but we don't know much yet.-He's literally called a boomer shooter protagonist.-The first thing he does when he sees Loona is not to befriend her nor fear her, but nearly smash her head with a table. After Anthrostate galore, it's a fresh breath.-The guy obviously has PTSD and already had cynophobia (fear of dogs) before hellhounds came. That's going to make the HMOFA part difficult.
>>153619235Guys. What if the reason why Hitler isnt in Hell as a Sinner is because... he was reincarnated as a Goetia and has his past memories. How long until he attempts a Hellish Version of the Reichstag Fire and pin the blame on the Imps?
>>153619407But, the Imps are his top guys.
>>153619421He'll probably have some "Honorary Aryan" title for good boy imps. Also for "some" reason Goetia Hitler really likes Hellhounds and doesnt view them as bottom barrel like most other Goetia.(For those very few people who dont actually know. Hitler loved animals, especially dogs)You know what, maybe he'll just blame the Loan Sharks and Mammon instead of Imps, honestly he'd probably just try to wipe out Greed (for obvious reasons)
>>153619382>>153619382Listen I didnt say I didnt hate it, but at a first impression I do find the MC's huge hatred for dogs and being a brutalizer of Hellhounds to be a bit to much for me. I know the writer directly says and warns that the fic is a bit intense and that the protagonist is not a good person at all. I'm not ditching the story cause of that, im still gonna give it a chance cause it literally is only a week old, just giving my opinion.Also uh... I kinda just dont like latino or hispanic characters as protagonists in any story I read. I'm a tad racist, sorry to say. I blame the fact that I live in LA as a non-hispanic person and have to deal with the worst those guys have to offer. And yes how it's depicted in Helluva Boss was pretty damn accurate.
>>153619407>Hootler is disgusted by how much homosexuality there is in the Goetia Nobility.>It's Ernst Röhm and the SA's male homoeroticism on steroids>He's going to need a LOT more angelic steel knives, and ones that are quite long
>>153619481Eh, it's okay, we Latinos aren't all that nice. Problem is that Americans assume the paler ones are any better than the browns. We ain't.
>>153619541>Problem is that Americans assume the paler ones are any better than the browns. We ain't.Yes im well aware of that one too. There are two kinds of White Latinos ive encountered. The kind that are obnoxiously patriotic about being a Latino and doing the aztec/mayan larp (despite looking like the conquistadors that obliterated the Aztec Empire). Then there is the kind of white Latino that hates that he's a Latino and whises he was a Spaniard or some other kind of European.But that's just my experiences. Despite being a bit racist towards them, I do have Latinx friends that I chat with and play video games with. They're my main sorce of Taco lore besides me just being a general history autist.Speaking of Latinos, what's your thoughts on how Vivzie is a bit too obsessed with Hispanic characters while also being comedically racist about it. Like ever hispanic character randomly babbles spanish words in their speech and sometimes has the corny ass "4kids Meta Knight" guitar track playing when they appear. I assume you hate that shit?
>>153619605She makes us look all gay. I'm not homophobic, but one thing is representation and another is alienating heteros.
>>153610464She has a fucking harem???
>>153619657Yes, at least ten imps to tend to her every sexual desire and fantasy.
>>153613239I'm gonna be honest, I would.
>>153619657She has a "harem" of swords.Where she "forces" you to listen to her autistic like rants on them, where she got them, then "forces" you to watch swashbuckler films, like The Three Musketeers(1973) and The Mark of Zorro and tv shows like Sharpe while she occasionally gives commentary. https://youtu.be/Ef4njNsDVoshttps://youtu.be/p_hlyLvlqy8https://youtu.be/WNQQdc1qyqg
>>153617676pretty birdy
>>153619605Bitch latinos are an unified front, rather than 'some descend from spaniards, others from portuguese'. I'm brazilian, so I cackled when TV Head did a mariachi.
>>153619822Indeed.
>>153619140Read it, the premise is interesting but it's just 4k words long.
>>153619101
>>153611231It's because Stella is evil so feminism doesn't apply to her.In all seriousness, libtards need to stick to metaphorical horrors and civil war psyops because attempting comedy like this just makes them look stupid as shit; not that they need comedy to pull that off but I digress.
>>153619770Based
>>153611231>>153620958Man these niggas really hate her and female characters in general. I thought the "Hazbin/Helluva fans hating women" thing was a joke or blown outta proportion. Guess not.Like a lot of comment on the Stella post were on a level of misogyny that honestly surpass anything I could muster
>>153621072Progressives are hypocrites to their very core.
Stella if she real
>>153621188you tricked her for the last time
Imagine if you stabbed Mammon and he started squirting a shit ton of gold coins and jewels from the wound.
>>153621209Imagine if you managed to sic a pack of feral jews at him afterwards.
>>153621209He's like oogie boogieHe's made of money and jewels and his body is patchwork that keeps it in
>>153621227They'd freak the fuck out because demons are real. Jews are actually stingy, not greedy. It's the muslims who are greedy, haven't you noticed they're taking over?
>>153621239shalom
>>153621227The gold wouldn't even hit the ground; you'd see a blur with it vanishing mid-air.
>>153621227Rat torture method on Mammon except its Jews gnawing their ways into his internal organs made of gold and jewelry
>>153621351Nah, it'd be americans wanting to free his oily blood for freedom or muzzies wanting to see if the virgins are inside him.
>>153621351>Mammon: "AHG! FUCK! THE LITTLE KIKES ARE GNAWING INTO MY PLATINUM PANCREAS! BEE! OZZIE! FIZZIE! ANYONE! HELP ME!">Bee: "Like, Sorry Mam, but you gotta learn your lesson. This is why you dont support Israel. They'll eventually stab you in back like the 'greatest ally' they are. Or in your case, eat into your gilded intestines. Ooo, yikes... that's gotta hurt!">Mammon: "WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE GUYS GOD'S FAVORITE?! THEY'RE FUCKING MONSTERS! OH GOD HELP!">Bee: "See Mam! You're finally getting it, thats what ive been saying for MILLENNIA! Glad to see my lil bro finally getting it. Only took a horde of Rabbis tearing into your guts to do so. Hey dont feel too bad, you'll finally loose all that weight!"
>>153619957>Bitch latinos are an unified frontNigga, no we are not. The amount of shit everyone gives each other based on what nation they’re from disproves that. You watch too much CNN/MSNBC.
>>153621579At least in the latam versions of both Hazbin and Helluva the characters can say "faggot."
>>153621072Its strange how people don’t get that Stella is supposed to be a one dimensional evil character. Might as well get mad about Katie Killjoy being homophobic. The character just doesnt matter past moving the plot along. If these people ever saw Cinderella they would be saying its bad writing that the evil stepmother never gets to present her side of the story.
>>153621795On the one hand, they're the kind of people who think describing or explaining something manifests it into reality.By showing a heckin' fascist you might oops all Hitlers an art school somewhere, even if they're presented as comically evil and stupid and so on.On the other hand, part of the problem is that Stella isn't, or rather shouldn't be, a one dimensional evil cunt.She has legitimate grievances against her husband and the show is waving them away as "Bitches be crazy man, just let your man have an affair as long as it's a ~gay~ one." which is fairly crazy in and of itself when you think about it, I mean what's the logical next step from there? "Women shouldn't worry about their guy suckin' a little cock with the homies now and then because as we all know, gays are incapable of real live."
>>153621351>>153621442>because he's a sin, he constantly regenerates as his innards are ripped away>the constant harvesting of gold would crash the economy... if the jews stealing it ever spent itPrometheus probably gets deja vu.
>>153617026To be fair, I was in my early 20's when KLK was a thing. I didn't watch anime at the time so I didn't care much and I struggled to recognize who that character was, too.
>>153621579My mistake, I meant to say 'bitch, latinos aren't an unified front'. I'm brazilian myself, technically latino.
>>153621822No she doesn’t she hates him because shes evil and wants him to suffer. Thats the entire point of the character. Its an arranged marriage neither wanted with the only difference is Stella does want the wealth and status which is literally all she cares about. Theres nothing legitimate about her or the marriage.
>>153622035>t. Viv
>>153622053>no argument
>>153619107>Sallie fuckin stellaI would actually apologize to any stellafans here if that happened that sounds horrendous as a salliefagI just want her fucking some angel or something else, literally anything else
>>153622246>"Well she has to fuck someone!"No Morgana, she doesn't. She can mention she has a girlfriend, but that doesn't need to be depicted on screen, let alone be with a major character. She's fine being Millie's 'sister,' she doesn't need a romance subplot.
that guy from the last thread was right, std dog threads are of very low quality.
>>153622053Yes that is what the writer and creator of the character and show wrote and all other interpretations are pure fanfiction
>>153622607Why should we accept Viv's bad fanfiction of the pilot as canon?
>>153622607
We like anon self inserts here so let's go balls to the wall with it>Lucifer is disappointed with the other sins>decides he's going to replace one of them>offers to promote (you) to a sin of your choice other than Pride (obviously) >the sin you're replacing will be demoted to your attendantBear in mind that>you will have to convince Lucifer that you exhibit enough of the sin in question and will carry out the duties therein such as ruling the ring and spreading the sin on earth>you will gradually take on more and more traits of the sin you're replacing as you grow to your stationWho do you pick and why?
>>153620958The way they treat Stella is the most modern libtard shit I've ever seen. They're trying to unperson her, like you would a cancelled celebrity or JK Rowling. The trouble is that Stella is a fictional character who only does these things because they want her too. Writing someone whose supposed to be heinous and then chickening out of actually having her be heinous is insanity.
With all the shit that's happened in the series I can safely say that if I were Stella, that'd be neat.
I want to fuck Stella.
>>153623839But does she want to fuck you?
>>153623628I do always enjoy imagining what would happen if a Sin were ever to be replaced...
>>153621442>>153621933Reminds me of that one cutscene form Wukong about the chinese demon thing that bled gold and pearls and how the villagers Greed eventually compelled them to tear him fuckin appart.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENCnH7mbUjk
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>>153623628Satan because I hate myself enough already.
>>153623955Jeeze that was brutal.
>>153623628>>153624567Yeah honestly Wrath is such a fucking easy Sin to master, especially nowadays. There is so much to get fuckass mad about. And I mean c'mon, Satan is getting anger management therapy from some demonic Buddhist guru (how the fuck does that work btw, being a guru in Abrahamic Hell).Satan does not know the wrath of the modern man, born from a mix of both genuine and extremely petty grievances with the entire world. Hell I could go on an angry ramble about why Satan sucks at his position as the Lord of Wrath for a good while.. I mean either they respect me having to gaul to do that and promote me, or they just kill me. Either way I win!
>>153624886>"He even had the balls to call me, the devil, a--">"BITCH ASS NYIGGUHHHH!"
>>153624886>therapy from some demonic Buddhist guru (how the fuck does that work btw, being a guru in Abrahamic Hell).Sputh Park made that joke in Bigger Longer and Uncut
>>153623628slothliterally have to do nothing all day, which i already am an expert at, and its likely bell wouldnt have anything against it either, as thats even fewer expectations for her
>>153624886>>153625005Ghandi's not in hell for being hindu, he's in hell for nuking everyone.
>>153624859Yep. QRD is basically a corrupt and unpious buddhist monk who wants to become a Buddah and preach his twisted version of the theology. The main aspect of it is that Humans are inherently greedy and scummy people. That's why he transformed himself into a giant turtle demon with miraculous powers and the ability to bleed gold and "washes up" on an extremely poor fishing village.As the turtle demon gains the trust of the villagers and performs all sorts of miracles, he is elevated to a Godhood status and is worshiped. The villagers offer them a cut of their catch and he tears a small bit of his flesh to make them rich with the pearls inside him.The village becomes a prosperous society with not just a religion but an entire economy and bureaucracy centered around the Turtle.But as you can see all it took was one man being overcome with too much Greed, and cutting even deeper into the turtle to get more riches that caused the entire civility and system collapse. At first the villagers are hesitant but then go all in and tear the Turtle apart, "killing" him. The villagers get extreme wealth, but they also killed the same creature who provided miracles of healing and good weather to them, and also the basically infinite supply of wealth. And usurpingly the village eventually collapsed and is deserted due to not being able to sustain themselves anymoreShould be noted that it is very likely the Turtle mind controlled the first guy to attack him, the entire point was he wanted his point proven that Humans are inherently scummy and greedy creatures. Though he kinda cheated to do so. Hence why the guy at the end called him out and said “you chose a means to an end, not to a proof. You sow chaos in hearts just for the sake of winning”.Honestly I dont GAF about Black Myth Wukong but that cutscene is probably the best demonstration of Greed and its destructive consequences i’ve ever scene.
>>153625005>>153625063Ghandi is actually in Super Hell for being both a Hindu and nuking everyone. Oh and also being extremely abusive towards his wife (like most Indians in India are)
>>153625052Thing is, I wouldnt want to put this poor sheep out of a job, and she's actually good at being her Sin. If anyone is deserving of a demotion for not being good at their Sin (besides Lucifer) It's either Satan, Ozzie, or Bee.>Lord of Wrath trying to take anger management to be less wrathful>Lord of Lust believing in consent and limits regarding sex>Lady of Gluttony getting concerned about extreme overindulgence that might lead to self-destructionLike c'mon. I'd spare going after Bee cause I love her too much and also cause im not really a gluttonous person by any means, frankly eating to much makes me feel sick and unwell.But Vivzieverse's Wrath and Lust are easy beat. I mean all it would take is one look at my search history for Ozzy to run away crying and concede that im more lustful than him.
>>153625301>I wouldnt want to put this poor sheep out of a job, and she's actually good at being her Sintrue, but because she is so good at it shed be perfectly ok with you taking her jobhell, you might even be able to convince her to cuddle with you, since she will have to ”serve” you
>>153625347Is Belphagor a Gentle Dom or a Gentle Sub in the Bed? And im not even talking about sex, im just talking about snuggling
>>153625374Sub. She would make you do all the work because she's a lazy ass.
>>153625409She'd be the kinda girl to not even realize or care that she's pregnant until she's like... really late term.
>>153625442>SPLOOSH>"Hnn? Fuck was that?">"I think... your water just broke.">"I'm pregnant?!"
>>153625459>"How did you not realize?! We've been fucking for months!">"Oh. I just thought you were doing a weird snuggling exercise thing. You do know one of my punishments for being the Sin of Sloth is that I can't FEEL anything right? I just thought I got fat.">"Damn, that's fucked up. Also why did you JUST tell me this fact?!">"You never asked dummy.">"Ugh, fair. Well at least you won't be able to feel the birthing pains. Also good thing your entire ring's gimmick is being doctors or whatever">"Actually just mainly pharmaceuticals and all that other stuff associated with meds, we don't actually have proper doctors, we're too lazy to do that and hiring docs from other rings is too expensive.">"Why am I not suprised.">"Also I didn't even know we were a couple Anon :/ ”>”Okay now you’re just fucking with me, we’ve kissed like a bajillion times!”
so, if we take over a sin, do we remain human, do we turn into our sinner forms or do we remain as we are, but slowly change to better suit our new job over the months?
>>153625858>upon signing all the paperwork, Lucifer just instantly kills you>teleports you back in front of him as a sinner>"Splendid! I'll send your attendant over for orientation right away."Also OP mentioned you'd gradually take on the traits of the sin you take so... yeah I assume you slowly match up to the job. I guess if you took gluttony you'd slowly become a foxbee or some shit
>>153618522I couldn't push myself to read HILTLH, I cringed at the clearly ripped off mississppi queen bit from regular show
What if loona wasnt a cringy femcel, but a bad bitch
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>>153626808keep reading. it's written like snoot/wani but better
>>153611231you know that scene on the balcony where stella and stolas are arguing and stolas asks for the divorce?I always wanted to rewrite that scene but give stella equal footing and dare I say, a more convincing stance in the argument because I find the reason those two are fighting in the first place is fucking retardedvivienne is fucking retarded
>>153626159>Artist put in effort to make it look like a vacation photo on the phone with tilt sideways Oddly cute
>>153625442>>153625459>>153625712Pregnant Belphegor you say?https://www.furaffinity.net/view/61604779/ (Trust me its not anything gross, just a really preggers Bel)
>>153624292kek>>153624125>>>153623628I guess Wrath or Envy, that is if were going with character(s) I've written. >>153623855You know Astro, I got a wonderful idea for you. Draw fledging Octavia eating a cookie/biscuit because it'd be cute. >>153624886>Hell I could go on an angry ramble about why Satan sucks at his position as the Lord of Wrath for a good while..Go ahead, Anon, pour your whiskey.
>>153627262I wish i knew who drew it, i kept searching for the artist but have been unable to find themI wonder if they drew more octavia
>>153627289>Envy>over time as you grow into your role, an extra head buds from your shoulder
>>153627268>Trust me its not anything gross, just a really preggers BelAnon, thats not how pregnant women lookt, thats just inflation shit
>>153627383I'm just going to post Octavia and LoonaBecause I hate Stella fag so very very much
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>>153627531Fine by me
Post more bell
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>>153627531>Stella fagWhich one? Also I don't think any of them care.
>>153627606I don't know who specifically. All I know is Helluva threads become bird watchers after Stella gets posted
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>>153627604Alright then.
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>>153627681where's that belly grab reaction image when you need it
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>>153627815And that's my folder. Quite frankly Bel isn't my type otherwise I'd have more, but I'm happy to provide what I can.
>>153627828Thanks anon, she isnt exactly my "type" either, as i am an octaviafag, but i crave floofy cuddles from time to time
>>153627828Quite nice, >>153627815 I find this one very adorable.
>>153627828Huh, yet another parallel between deadlock and the vivzieverse
>>153627936>bee regularly bitches about humans (and sometimes jews) to levy and bel>neither have told her that they each have a human male boyfriend
>>153627928NTA. I find Bel adorable, but not within my top five, I'm one of the rare BerryPickers in these threads. Also Bel needs a cowboy hat.
>"Good afternoon, anon, my boy!">"What am i doing at 3am in your lobby? I came to show you the wonderful news, of course!">"I discovered a spell that allows me to appear as if though i was wearing my own skin, but as a costume!">"What do you mean what would i use it for? Its the best disguise for when i want to quickly get away from my wife, think about it"
>>153626808It’s an homage/reference. Did you not see what the chapter was titled?
>>153628165>"This is more effective than a human disguise...?">"A what?">"Jesus Christ..."
>>153628683This bird is UGLY.
>>153628769Okay Stella... You're not ugly, just a bitch with issues.
>>153628769Now that is just plain untrueShe is supposed to be objectively beautiful by their standards, remember what her dad said?
Damn. All of that in less than a year.
>>153628769>
I like birds and hounds. Especially when they'reAss to Ass
>>153628987With their poop going back and forth?
>>153628955It feels like so much longer.
Will Loona succumb to MLP, given how much Blitz watches it around the house?
>>153629853Maybe, not sure what Loona's secret silly obsession would be, the Looners will figure that one out better than I could.
>>153629853>>153630040People that never got to have a childhood sometimes indulge in that stuff when they get older. She might do the same, though I can't say what her fixation would be save that she finds it embarrassing.
>>153630272I hope it's board games.
Loona makes Anon crossdress and wear lingerie but he still gets to pound her.
>>153630629Close the tab, Blitzo.
>>153630483>ticket to ride
>>153630690You first, young lady.
>>153630836Just for that I'm flushing all your horse figurines.
>>153630900LOONIE KEEP YOUR PAWS OFF MY HORSIES
>>153630972>"Hey Blitzo, I sold all your horse dolls to buy this cool car."
>>153631000Paint horses on it then maybe I'll concede.
>>153628955Honestly insane to me that a fic i've enjoyed that much even finished, much less in a single year. I'm used to having to wait half a decade or more to see a fic finish, if ever.
>>153631139No, I'm painting birds on it like a pontiac firebird with a nice air freshener hanging above the dash.
>>153631283For a second I thought you mounted Blitzo's nuts on the mirror.
>>153632010who did you steal this from i can't read it that faggot bird is in the way
>>153632045Don't know, found it in the threads.
>>153632010Maletavia...
>>153632045you are a weak man that cannot piece together basic puzzles. It took me like 30 seconds to find the guy.
>>153632045>>153632583...And by that I mean I think his account got nuked or something because I can only find this pictures with that one "shitty" watermark.
>>153632633>>153632583found this place stuff in pinterest.
gotta be honest, the well is running dry.
WHERE ARE YOU LOVESART23, I KNOW YOU ARE REEEEAAAAALLLL
>>153632633I think i know this guy, seen his stuff before
>>153632633These redesigns are pretty damn good, love the teal in Stella eyes and on Octavia's dress, even Stolas looks rather splendid, a worthy son of the Fallen Angel Paimon. >>153632645I've had this Strika for a while, though not my favorite design of Strika.
>>153627975>they both convince her to at least try>Bee falls head over heals for a human>gets reformed several months later>Belle and Levi's faces when they dont want to get chewed out by the other sins for indirectly causing it
>>153630732Fine by me, I like that game.
>>153632718This is nice, but she lacks the look of a wrathian, unless that's the point behind the redesign. >>153632744Now he really does look like a Blue Balled Liberace. >>153633104>"He just carried her out of hell, she didn't even fight back."
What are your hopes, dreams, and nightmares for season 3?
>>153628955>>153629463Is writing fics the secret to getting art of your headcanons?
>>153633878>SpoilerThey end up hooking octavia up with someone or they put loona in a poly "relationship" with bee and tex
>>153633891No, the secret is to commission artistsYou think ficanon got those made for free?
>>153633878Collin and Loona hooking up.
>>153634612Do you have a translation of what they are saying?
>>153611943who the FUCK is Collin
>>153634893The purple sheep from C.H.E.R.U.B.
>>153634949Makes sense, never watched this shit show
>>153635000Same boat. I skimmed through some moments though. No one would give s dsmn about HB if not for furry coombait
>>153608737Loona and her HUSBAND :)
>>153633878>HopesWe get to know the other sins, a Stella episode that unintentionally puts her in the right about her relationship with Stolas, and better integration if only lorewise with Hazbin>DreamsWe get introduced to other hellborn demon types like picrel, and they finally explain if the jelly stuff is their clothing or part of their bodies and they're essentially walking around naked in Hell. Not my fault they brought attention to that in the bigfoot short.>Spoiler60% of the runtime is more Stolitz bullshit and the show continues to remain the Blitz/Moxxie?stolas show while neglecting the female characters
Where's Loono?
would these two get along?
>>153635432Dead.>>153635488>"Wow it's like talking to myself."
>>153635085That's her SON :(
>>153635085How nice of her husband to take a picture of his wife and their adopted son!
>>153635432He called in sick with priapism, he's busy plowing Nona to get rid of it.
>>153635488Probably not, they're too similar and if you look at the way Loona acts I don't think she would get along with another Loona. Also>yuri baitMeh. Fuckin slop in this day and age, you could throw a rock at any cartoon and hit three lesbians whining about their relationship issues.
>>153635542>>153635722They're not really that similar, silver is much more chill and has her emotions in check (except for when she wolfs out and mauls people)
>>153635756Then said people maul her back.
>>153635654this show would be watchable if the wolf was a guy and had a human girlfriend
>>153635953>hfomaI'm strangely intrigued.
>>153636629Why does this slop have sketch lines if it wasn't sketched?
>>153636656this guy gets it
>>153635953>>153636656>>153636999yjk
