Good morning, grandpa. And happy Mother's Day (if you live in the United States). Let's celebrate the many mothers in the newspaper comics.Hmm? What did I whisper just now? Don't worry about it, grandpa. It's just us here (and a few dozen online strangers).
play the trumpet while you wait
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>>153609781cliffhanger for the gals
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>>153609721Would the candle be hot enough to boil the liquid and evaporate it? That's my best guess.
>>1536097212; Lady's braceletUse the candle to light the underside of the flash drying up the water in the solution. Or use it to block the nozzle while it's melting.Missing nail on the top-left most board of the "birdhouse", Dad's necktie and moustache, Forked branch perched on by the highest blackbird, Extra toes on the flying yellow bird, Length of the "birdhouse's" perchb.) 20 timesOnly two answer choices? And here I thought it's rushed.Well folks, I know that have made my mother happy. How about you, guys?
time to play how old is the car
>>153609721it's a trap. evaporating the solution with the candles would just disperse the contents of the solution more quickly. empty the mucus bottle and pour the solution into it. the stopper on the bottle fits the jug making a good seal.
>>153610099>I know that have made my mother happyyeah, we all made your mom happy too! zing!
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>>153610312>NOAA radiosorry Mark, we need that money for the wars
>>153610539Honestly, this might improve the state of the world for a bit.
if she's alive and not insane, maybe give your mum a callback next week
>>153610524>"Hello, Destiny! I was seeing your friend Duty! He says very bad things about you!"
>>153610634This week: Maricela gets sick. Dee said on Twitter than Dr. Maria is based on his favorite Dr. Mario palette in Smash.
>>153610035She's just happy he remembered to wear pants this time
>>153610048>tell girl she's wrong about something>she gets madgood comic>>153610035Batiuk been making all the pizza ladies wet since the 70's>>153610124those last few additions (maybe it's a hammer... damn these stone tools) feels like they were editor suggestions, because the joke works better without them>>153610461>both drawings end up being nsfw>>153610518I believe these, they're not that crazy>>153610610he's so sad in that last panel. where will he go?>>153610634>>153610645lmao even>we didn't get nurse Rosa during the sick weekDee...
>>153610645Rosa should really see someone about her depression.
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>>153610645You know, I only just bothered to look it up, but "mi conejita" means "my little bunny." That's adorable.
>>153610137>>153609721I'm guessing that although there is a usable bottle to trap the liquid, it's expecting the candle answer, given the prompt of "eliminating" the liquid.Although I don't see how hastening the process of turning it into a gas fixes the issue. Science magic I guess
OFFICIAL TIER LISTMY (GLOBALLY-CONSCIOUS) WIFE TIER:>>153610583SLYLOCK TIER:>>153609721CHUCKLE TIER:The Argyle SweaterBaby BluesBig NateBrewster Rockit: Space Guy!Broom-HildaCrabgrassCrankshaftDoonesburyGet FuzzyHagar The HorribleNancyOllie & QuentinPopeyeRosebuds (Sunday and Plush Maria)Sally ForthTina's GrooveZippy The PinheadCOMFY TIER:Breaking Cat NewsCul De SacOne Big Happy"HALF WOMAN, HALF GOLF CLUB" TIER:>>153610312Thanks, as always, to OP and the other guys. Here's one more "call or visit your mom, if you can" reminder for the pile. Dishonorable mention to Dana Simpson for thinking video games are way better now.
>>153609803>Bieber quoteKino, baby
>>153611797>half golf clubholy kek, I see it
>>153611716I imagine the intent is that the solution is a few ingredients that will react, over 45 minutes, into knock-out gas. Boiling off the water before that point would reduce them to more stable powdery residues and prevent the reaction (but this assumes the reaction won't be sped up by heat, or that it includes a heat-sensitive catalyst that would be destroyed by boiling, or whatever, and Slylock has no way of knowing any of that).
>>153609711This monitor is getting blurry.
>>153609721The solution is stupid!Prevent the liquid from forming a cloud by heating it, thus forming a cloud.The real solution is using the candle to block the hole, so nothing gets out.
>>153609721>2>Slylock holds the beaker over the candle until the water in the solution boils down. It doesn't make much sense, but it's still logical.>That's the most Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff-like Kool-Aid Man I've ever seen, Bayden.>20 times per second>The man's tie, his mustache, length of the perch on the birdhouse, missing nail on the top left panel of the birdhouse, top branch underneath the black bird, flying yellow bird's extra toe
>>153610645>Referred to as the "Unlicensed Doctor" on the Melee website.Seems appropriate
>>153609781Annie, are you ok?Are you ok, Annie?
>>153610634Also, HUGGBEES!
>>153610142Oh, no. They are busted! KEK
>>153610539It's been a while since I read Sally, but I don't remember it being this based.
>>153609721must...resist...urge...to...suggest...sidekick mouseyou could use the trumpet and mucus as a makeshift cork
>>153610583Oy vey is McKenzie antisemitic?
>>153610312i'd polonate that redhead
>>153610620One better, I came home to have dinner with her.But damn, not to throw my parents under the bus or anything, but I should come back more often to help them clean up the place
>>153610461bibeogamesareFUCKING SHITnowstupid cunt(happy mothers day)
>>153610524Mystique and Irene Adler edit when
>>153610583is pakistani kenzi activating the GoldenEye killsat
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>>153609711I haven't said it for a while, I guess on taking you for granted after almost two years, but, thank you for the threads OP. These are the best threads on this website.
>>153609721Slylock uses the chain as a flail to bash the window open, then bends the trumpet into a funnel and pours the solution down Weirdly's throat. Then he feeds the wretched Count to the octopus.
>>153609721>baydenholy shit>>153612421i think it's like a family guy face, not a proper 8^y face
>>153609919I'm pretty sure like 50% of the guys who leave the Army end up keeping their horrible scratchy government-issued blanket as one of those things, so none of these fuckers have any room to talk. They even nicknamed it the Woobie.
>>153615777the nose is strangely detailed and onpoint, smooth stokes rather than wiggly lines tripman
>>153610119I'm gonna hazard a guess and say a first run Chevette, so 1977 or thereabouts. Ford's subcompacts, eg Pinto, had swoopier quarter panels, the other GM entries like the Vega had longer fastback style tails in hatch form, and AMC's Gremlin and Pacer are unique enough to say for sure they ain't it. I could be wrong though, the malaise era is not my forte.
>>153610248boy am I glad that he's in there
>>153610312CROSS-POLINATION BY THE LEGS OF BEES IN SPRINGIS A BEAUTIFUL THING>>153610334DAYS GET SHORTERIT GETS COLDERTUNE ON IN TO THAT NOAA RADIO
>>153610364'boid' sounds like a slur
>>153614600KILL
>>153610514i don't understandhow did she get there. why does she look so scared and confused. is she kidnapped? is she not the mother? why give both kids the same big nose and red hair as her? why are they giving her to their father as a mother's day gift? i have so many questions
>>153616561I think the vampire IS the mother and the human is just the intended breakfast.
>>153610610Desert Island gags are the best newspaper one-panel funnies. Fuck you Zippy, and fuck you Bill "My Wife Calls It Pinhead" Griffith! Fuckin using your four panel soapbox to bitch about PROPER newspaper funnies you SHIT
>>153610645what a fat bitch
>>153610583>leotard kenzieMY DICK
>>153610645>it's a suppository
>>153610514uh uh lesbian vibes
>>153614401She's whatever you don't want her to be.
>>153609721Weirdly you retard why would you design your trap water like that
>>153610645>Plush Maria returnsBased.>Dee said on Twitter than Dr. Maria is based on his favorite Dr. Mario palette in Smash.>BASED. Love that palette.>>153610714>we didn't get nurse Rosa during the sick weekBut we did get Rosa in a form fitting hazmat suit. Surely that counts for something.
>>153610558Good example of the second last panel being a better punchline. Informational comics are great though.
>>153610461Ah yes, buggy releases, mocrotransactions, higher prices, ugly characters, badly AI upscaled "remasters" and FUCKING PRONOUNSVidya is soooo much better these days guys!
>>153609721If its water basedCouldn't you just pour it out on the floor of different parts of the room? Should evaporate in less than 45 minutes time unless he's somewhere super humid like florida
>>153609931>What are you?!>an idiot sandwich
>>153618724"Oops, I had one more panel!"
>>153614600Yeah the modern barely disguised children's gambling dens are way better than the old days.At least arcades only took your quarters
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>>153620144It turns into a cloud = it evaporates.
>>153620144I was thinking of mixing slime so it was more chunky based than liquid but if weirdly is as smart as MEEEEE then the slime probably is even worse and is tuned to have a violent pyrophoric reaction with the liquid
