I'm not a pedophile

..you aren't Blossom.

>>153615605
>say i have to go to the bathroom
>discreetly leave
>block her phone number

>>153615605
This is not my beautiful house
You are not my beautiful wife!

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Maybe we could... go back to my place.

>>153615656
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS

>>153615605
IF ONLY.
Star is so beautiful..

>>153615605
Sorry kid you ain't getting my happy meal toy. Quit staring you're making this very awkward.

>>153615690
kek

>>153615669
Good choice.
Annie's a babe.

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>>153615677
ikr

>>153615916
The epitome of a Blonde Bombshell.

>>153615605
sigh.. my unrealized dreams..
>>153615617
it's okay, women are welcome here, too. You presumably like the grown up Marco and/or his dad.

>>153615934
bombshells usually have big bombs in front. Star's more like... a deliciously flat blonde blasting cap.

>>153615605
Okay. But why is Star there? Is she waiting for my date and I to leave so she can lick up the leftover sweet & sour sauce?

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>>153615605
*points her with a gun* "now smile for the camera..."

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Over a decade later, and I still want to stick-and-stir this girl's guts like a madman.

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>>153615916
>>153617141
We really REALLY need another Star Butterfly type protagonist.
I would also accept a Jackie Lynn Thomas type too.

>>153617141
me too. But I could never do that to Marco, so that only works if he doesn't exist here somehow and instead I'm her bathroommate.

otherwise, I want to stir the guts of Starfan
>>153617209
the period from 2008 to 2012 really had a LOT of "oh yeah, female characters can be flawed and silly too" trailblazers.

>>153617247
I mean, I'd do that to Marco, too, but he'd have to be in a dress or some very appealing booty shorts.

>>153615605
Force her head down and get a BJ

>>153617439
you have to take her to a musical first. have you ever dated?

>>153617274
that's gross, anon. you're gross.

>>153615605
why is she so far away from me if we're dating?

>>153617802
boy I was gonna say the viewer is re-entering the table after getting up to piss or something, but clearly he's eating at that end, so that is kinda weird, now that you mention it.

>>153617501
We just came from a musical dw

>>153615916
>>153617141
>>153617209
What makes the girls of Star Vs so damn appealing, bros?

>>153617824
is that.. is that "don't worry" ?
you don't have to abbreviate eeeeverything. especially when that is already Arthur's sister, and Launchpad's affectionate nickname for Darkwing Duck.
I mean I just say donmai, so... anyway if you came back from a musical and went to mcdonald's, then you absolutely get a blowjob. Those are the rules.
>>153617887
It just feels nice. Nothing is being pushy or feels forced, just some nice cute teen girls. sharing bathrooms with guys, talking about their crushes at sleepovers...

>>153617896
Np bro

>>153617887
They are on the closer end of "relatable to real people" i dont know how to explain it with out going full auto schizo but yeah. They are more relatable and thus likeable than the Disney girls that came after.

>>153617896
You type like coldfusion

>>153617887
For me its their symbols on their cheeks
Its cute
And sexy

>>153617933
some of it is definitely Matt Chapman's writing. That guy is the amaze.
>>153617943
thank you

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>>153617958
That wasn't a compliment, I think its you that I argue with about banned movies in /trash/, but I'll leave it at that.
I enjoy SVTFOE threads too much.

>>153617896
>>153617933
>>153617949
>>153617958
They're cute... they're relatable... but are they easy?

>>153618262
That depends, are you fuckable?

>>153615605
I would fuck her in the dirty mcdonald's bathroom call her a whore and never talk to her again

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>>153618328
But enough about Janna

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Purse it or curse it?

>>153618262
Star is a good girl and does not give it away til marriage
Starfan would blow you on a first date but not even let you see her naked til you've been going out for 18 months minimum
Jackie can be talked into sex after 6-10 dates as long as you have the right vibe/
Janna will just wait til she's ovulating and break into your room and sit on your morning wood before you know what's what.

>>153618485
God I wish I got to do this. Just a fucking mcdonald's with a girl, nothin crazy.

>>153618662
>>153618676
nice art style..

>>153616433
>blonde blasting cap.
I love that. That's very clever. Props to you.

>>153617887
I mean, just look at them.
Just babe, babe, babe, babe, BABE.

>>153617141
She's an ALL-TIME GREAT western cartoon waifu. On the proverbial Mt Rushmore. And I'm tired of people pretending she's not.

>>153619153
kissing is so hard to draw. poor marco's smashed face.
>>153619161
at first I was like 'what do you call it when a bullet hits a hard target and it spreads out into basically a flat disc?" and then I figured out something better.
>>153619191
I want a Star friend. I used to have Star friends kinda.

>>153619309
>at first I was like 'what do you call it when a bullet hits a hard target and it spreads out into basically a flat disc?" and then I figured out something better.
Yeah 'squash' or 'mushroom' just doesn't really work, haha.
>I want a Star friend. I used to have Star friends kinda.
As in a girl friend who is like Star, or friends who like SVTFOE?

>>153619337
either would be nice, but I've long since given up on having friends who like the things I like beyond like, a very shallow surface level. We're too splintered, nobody likes things, and i'm too old and tired to check out the ones they like.

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>>153619337
>Mcdonald's
Step up homey

>>153619437
Sorry to hear that, Anon
Yeah, it can feel harder and harder to find frens..

>>153619495
I guess it's better to be alone than to make new ones and then they leave me again when one day they wake up and they don't like the same things anymore. That hurt too much. can't have that again. Not that I have another 20 years to spend with a new group even if I found them tomorrow.

>>153619737
>one day they wake up and they don't like the same things anymore.
Hate trendy fucks. To me that's just juvenile. You'd think adults would be developed enough to know what they like and be set in their ways.

>>153618543
Imagine this two actually hanging out together.

>>153619776
right? especially after 2 decades of hanging out, talking about anime.. but they got corrupted by politics and bullshit and, in several cases, heroin, so

All the love and fawning for Star in this thread really makes me smile. (Considering /co/ tends to usually not like and be mean to her.)

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>Notices Jackie
>Uhhh yea thanks for the free food dude
>walks away

>Why do u act like a stunted child?
>ugh *walks away*

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>>153615916
Dude she's LITERALLY MADE to be a cuckquean

>>153620682
I'll never understand you, but I'm glad you get to enjoy a bunch of porn comics of your thing

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>>153615605
If we are going to McDonald's we have probably been dating for a while. If we have been dating for a while she is currently pregnant in that picture.

>>153615605
genocide

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Newest slop drama just dropped