What causes this?
>>153627690So, I guess we are going to pretend that Nala wasnt more popular than 90% of the characters on the femake characters here.
Most men just don't get it.
Isn’t there a thing about women usually caring about personality more than men do?
>>153627690Pretty sure there's more gay guys jizzing over Bowser than women.
>>153627690>bowser, mufasa, optimus, gantuBig daddy energy.>shadowPowerful emo, "I can fix him.">toothbrush, mcqueenlmaoI don't know what that waffle guy is.
Seems like a lot of cherrypicking to me.What is OP's sample size? Chibidoki highlights for the women, and the only 3 /aco/ threads they regularly visit while ignoring the diaper and xeno /aco/ threads next to them?I've seen people horny for Kelloggs Cornpops being raped by Zombie Milkmen.Theres dudes making fullsize body dolls of their Sonic OC waifus.
>>153627690Women don't like Bowser
>>153627771>MufasaThat's Simba my dude
>>153627735Star Wars was absolute coward shit for not having this design
>>153627844im not a lion king fan
>>153627690what kind of man has a crush? Grow up
>>153627823>Kelloggs Cornpops being raped by Zombie Milkmen.dafuq?
>>153627750Same with Simba.
>>153627735>>153627852It's a minor thing, but also very much on brand with why I think nu Star Wars is so uninteresting. It's all about boring humans and boring aliens with no interest in making anything seem truly unusual or different.
>>153627690What causes women to lie? Can't say. A normal crush for them isn't Bowser or Mufasa, it's Draco Malfoy or Edward Cullen.
>>153627885Welcome to the influence of freedom brought by anonymity and a lack of concerns on the World Wide Web.
>>153628182Anon. You've been in a coma. Its 2026 not 2008.
>>153627690Why is Prince Adam under 'men's' crushes? Faggot shit is certainly not a 'normal' crush.
>>153627844He lives in him
>>153627690Why is He-Man there and not She-Ra or Teela?
>>153627750Gay guys and women typically have similar "hear-me-outs"In a Bestiality survey meant to tackle the "white girls fuck dogs" stereotype, it was found that guys exceeded girls, but the vast majority of those guys were catchers and not pitchers.So it's pretty consistent that non-humans become a lot more popular with catchers over pitchers
Even as far as guy's weirder woulds go, they're still sensible choices. Cartoon hags like Toot, Endive, Patty and Selma, etc. You'd have to go pretty far off the deep end to find a male equivalent to say the Dr Nick or Sing Gorilla autist women.
>>153628256Sorry, hetnoid, but homosexuality is now normal to the masses.
>see a gay guy draw lewd shit, feel repulsed>see a woman draw lewd shit, somehow even more arroused than normalwhat does this mean?
>>153627690>GantuHuh?
>>153627690Fake horny
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>>153629937Hetnoid brains are retarded.
I am a man and I am attracted to this
>>153627690Man here, I'd rather fuck most of the ones on the bottom.
>>153630639ditch the bimbo lips then i'd agree
>>153630385Fujoshits are the lowest subhumans in existence.
Selfshipping sharing and psychoanalysis thread?>>153627823A lot of women make or buy the dolls too in modern day, like Alan's wife or me who made like 15 husbandos lmao, though none of mine are from this list. Ive seen at least three girls make big Shadows and even more make life size 3d prints, some with fur and everything. I'm a firm believer that everyone who selfships needs at least one life size plushie, they're awesome to have, snuggle and display to me but sadly Ive noticed the guys get a lot more shit for having them, or something smaller but still big, even clean ones. >>153629607They dont usually have strong romantic devotion, especially just to one character but check deviantart and this falls apart lol i once found a guys page who had 1000s of drawings of edited real photos and drawings of all sorts of female furniture characters with eyes and huge lips, usually beds and chairs. All original stuff, not even existing characters. A bit of a headscratcher. >>153630071I know of multiple women and gays who love Gantu, some like Reuben too. A few lost their minds when he was cut from the live action. Gantus just my friend but they shouldn't have cut him, it fucked up the movie and Jumbas role.
>>153627690women be crazy yo
>>153628908better question, why does he look so weird? his body looks too small but his head doesn't look too big.
>>153627690>No NalaOh so we're just starting from gross dishonesty.
>>153632145No judy, crystal, lola or ponies either
>>153630878based
>>153627690Where the FUCK are these women in real life?
>>153631623>everyone who selfships needs at least one life size plushieDamn right.
>>153633134i was gonna call him a faggot for saying that until i realized i have a plush in the mail for that exact reason
>>153633150I mean yeah why wouldn't you want to do stuff with your waifu?
>>153633099they keep to themselves irl
>>153633529Well they should stop doing that because they're exactly what I'm looking for.
>>153631623>All original stuff, not even existing characters. A bit of a headscratcher.That's just bordering on tulpa shit at that point. Atleast the autists we discuss in these threads merit intrigue over their hyperspecific tastes. The people out to fuck cars, planes, etc are just a whole other can of worms.As far as self-shipping goes I've always been repulsed by the thought. That said I do hold certain characters in a nearly sanctimonious regard. Many there in I refuse to lewd. Others are exclusively made to lewd. It's a bizarre /co/ bent on the madonna and whore complex I suppose.
>>153631623On the Gantu point, it's crazy that anyone even sees him as a villain after all Stitch put him through. For the sake of ease I can see why he's framed that way, but he's just a guy compared to other disney villains. He's less of a threat than even the butler from the Aristocats. That said Im baffled women are horny for Gantu. Almost as baffled as I was with that one greentext about the anon's autist gf who was obsessed with General Grievous. I swear some guys get all the luck in crossing paths with these sorts of women. Most days I cannot determine if I'm too much a normie or too much a degen to appeal to the interests of such women.
>>153633099I wish there were more guy equivalents to pics like this but then I realized that would just be that once cringe-inducing video with the thai hapa gay.
>>153627690Theres alot more generically attractive female characters than generically attractive male characters, especially male characters that actually appeal to girls and not just as power fantasies for dudes>>153627737This is also somewhat true
>>153627771Mcqueen is obvious, toothbrush i assume is because in the ad he acts like a very stereotypical confident guy
>>153633529>Out there your soulmate exists and is waiting for (you), but it falls on your shoulders to navigate through the minefield of social decay and autism crippling everyone born after the mid-90's.At a certain point hope itself becomes the enemy
>>153633570Gantu abducted a child and intended to feed it to Stitch.As to why women find him attractive, you only need to do a "reverse Twilight" to understand.
>>153633578A guy equivalent would be called creepy. Like how women with dildos are viewed with a cool girl air, while guys with fleshlights have a creep factor.
>>153633589There are just as many unorthodox female characters with equally attractive personalities though. What stands out in this comparison is how many drastically outlandish choices women tend to pull compared to guys. The one comic from earlier points to the femanon lusting after the likes of TFA Swoop, K2S0, and the fucking prawn from District 9. You dont often see heterosexual male equivalents there of. Even pastel equines are effectivey furfag anime girls.
>>153627737They at least tend to prioritize it over the body more than men usually do. Though not all the time.
>>153633570Also, Grevious is just a cooler robot version of Shadow. Edgy murder man that women see as something they can get to the soft spot of.
>>153633626Well yeah most men don't have such low standards that "Loves me" is all they need.
>>153633619I dont want to bang femgantu>Gantu abducted a child and intended to feed it to StitchHe used Lilo as bait to catch Stitch. When did he intend on feeding her to Stitch?>>153633623Yeah, I suspected that played a signifcant role in these matters. Still makes me wonder of any examples. Even something like glados seems mundane compared to say, the one chick who was horny for muscular spingebob.
>>153627690>Not John Byrne She-Hulk.YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!
>>153633646>"Look, I even got you a little snack!"as he throws both her and Stitch into the containment pod. He might have been joking, but he still kidnapped her.And don't me started on Glados.
>>153633631There's a shoobie-fication in progress if ever I heard one. Really goes to show how differently the sexes interpret media. It's just like that one story of the little girls playing with lego batman and having him go shopping instead of doing batman stuff.>>153633644I cannot tell if you are trying to argue men will settle for anyone willing to spare them some love or the opposite. The former is much more true these days than the latter.
>>153633658>He might have been joking, but he still kidnapped her.As I've said before, she was bait to capture Stitch. Whom he was tasked with bringing back to HQ. He's a space cop for crying out loud. >Glados fagUnsurprising. Doctor Dala is much more my speed. I even drew an anthropoidal gynoid body for her some years ago.
>>153633646>Even something like glados seems mundane compared to say, the one chick who was horny for muscular spingebob.She wasn't attracted to the actual Spongebob though. Her DA page said her partner had died, and I suspect she latched on to her demon-muscle bob out of loneliness. That's the thing you gotta understand. The women "attracted" to the District 9 alien or SpongeBob read too much fanfiction (SpongeBob girl had loads of it), look at too much idealized fanart (where the smirk is just a little more devious), and boom. Take the fanon away, and very few of them actually like these characters in their source material. They need supplemental material to make it click. For guys who "love" Frankie and XJ9, it's the same thing. Women just get a little wackier because fanfiction is more expandable than R34.
>>153633678>Shoobie-ficationRight on, Otto-man.Also yeah I was trying to say men usually have higher standards than people like us here, but I somehow forgot simp culture exists these days.
>>153633696This makes alot of sense. Kudos for breaking that down for me. Although, being a Frankie fag, I'm happy with her as is. Doesnt take much more than that for me. That likely varies between person to person however. Sort of like how some anons prefer off model lewds while others prefer accurate ones.>>153633700Not to go off in the weeds about this but I get the impression both sexes find themselves feeling incredibly lonely these days but communicate said loneliness in drastically different ways. It only makes sense that they would considering their differences. On average I'd say most guys would settle for "love me" standard women over anything higher end
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>>153627690Derrick Wyatt is still burning in hell for what he did to Dusk
>>153627690>No Tumblr sexy menhttps://youtu.be/xbz10IvihQw
>>153633762>does good by ben 10, DC, tmnt,and transformers>butchers the shit out of scooby doowhat the fuck was his problem?
>>153633751>japanmakes sense >>153633763I was about to ask if there still were any when it dawned on me most of TADC's hype comes from modern tumblr users
>>153628232Welcome to becoming irrelevant because your entire album was a word cloud of SHIT, COMEDY, BEZOS with some other nouns then the public eventually realized your trauma was living in lockdown like the rest of us except you had a fucking mansion
>>153630598why do all gay insults for straight people come off as so empty? they lack any real oomf to them in the way fag does. my main theory is there trying to fake disgust ,in order to get back at straights. but straights arent faking anything. when a straight dude is disgusted by 2 gay men kissing he really is disgusted by two gay dudes kissing. the resentment isnt societally conditioned or forced onto him.
>>153628247bullshit if this isn't on that rack
>>153633771Wait I thought you were doing a bit. Do you really not know about the uptick in human dude on female monster content online?
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>>153633808This is me.
>>153633599>your soulmate exists and is waiting for (you)this is the mistake>but it falls on your shoulders to navigate through the minefield of social decay and autism crippling everyone born after the mid-90's"baaawww there weren't any cheat books on interpersonal relations at Blockbuster" This is the part where you quote Fight Club missing the entire point that it was homoerotic sludge with nothing of importance to say
>>153633823Look at this fuckin' debbie downer over here.Go back to /r9k/ to be sad.
>>153633766I can only surmise he was mad someone else did a better job of character design and he thought he'd "fix" it by turning her into a fucking valley girl bimbo
>>153633814How can one game have so many cute girls?
>>153627965It's the inevitable result of corporations and manchildren making stories for manchildren.Adults making stories for children and the young at heart delight in showing us worlds we couldn't have dreamt of on our own. It's not about whether characters are "shippable" or "fuckable" or any other base apebrain impulse. It's about genuinely stirring the soul and the imagination while telling a story that can leave a lasting impact and maybe even help shape you as a person.When you have Filonis and Favreaus in charge of Star Wars, Star Wars becomes a thing that exists not to tell a good story or invite us into an enchanting world, but a thing that exists to produce more Star Wars for those who enjoy Star Wars because it's Star Wars. Licensed fanfiction.
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>>153633790That women pretend this is more than fap fiction speaks to female arrogance.
>>153627690Whoever picked the girls from the top has never heard of the furry fandom.>>153629516Checks out. Same goes with trannies being even more degenerate than gays and women.
>>153633947Furry women are peak
>>153627690>No gadget from rescue rangers>No Rouge the bat>No Judy hopsThis image is total bullshit
>>153627690I love Tsunade!
>>153634014>hyena clenisI'll pass thanks
>>153627735I'd fuck it in the ass.
>>153633629Based Kazooie appreciator.
>>153634235If you get her horny it goes away.
>>153633599Hope is one of the evils left in Pandora's Box.
>>153627690You say that like men can't get crushes on lady furries and robots
>>153627690Drawn by womanWierd how women and queers pitch a fit over het male sexuality and hate women who openly lust for menWhile pretending their own sexual proclivities and degeneracy is somehow better.
Human men only want one thing
>>153633790Anon...Morning glory milking farm is a satanist dog whistle. Remember when that book about a woman fucking a bear, not a hairy guy an actual bear, won that national canadian award?
>>153634427Not to mention the top is clearly missing furry girls
>>153634443Getting clitted down by one is my fetish.
>>153634367Seems backwards.
>>153633099Typing here when I'm not sewing up the life size robots and aliens >>153633134Nice, mine keep burning my food and the entire kitchen >>153633559I guess you're right. Its interesting what specific or short form stuff people attach to like Spyro bosses, Scratch from tadc who didnt even talk, the bug from wizard of oz, toy line introduced/exclusive characters etc you gotta wonder how much is genetic disposition vs life experience and what kind of appeal factor the "customizable" blank slate part of it plays. Repulsed how? Like as in embarrassing feelings, the idea of someone getting too invested in something silly/crazy like that, thinking its kinda dumb or unproductive or? I used to feel too embarrassed about it as a kid but got over it quick. I don't lewd any as a big asexual. Its pretty wholesome with me lmao it's like if a person didnt need to drink water basically. I do think that caring about character personality or your "compatiblity"/"dynamic"/"bond" is a big part on if any of the more beneficial elements of selfshipping can come into it like encouragement for self improvement or learning stuff and raise up a person. To make it feel more fun instead of feeling more draining or like horny mind control hijacking. I see the refuse to lewd a lot for all sorts of reasons, I think its fair. >>153633570It was kind of screwed up that he wanted to sell Lilo to a zoo on another planet lol I was mad when he was cheaply reverted to a villain for that very awful anime. I'm not baffled to hear it so much. Its a big, tall, strong, captain guy. Grievous has to be the power, voice and multiple arms. Tons of women go for ANYTHING with multiple arms.
>>153633599You gotta find someone deep into the same fandom. Even better if your personality or appearance resembles a character in some ways, personality more important probably. I wouldn't lose too much sleep over this though. Many yumes are exclusively ficto or only like masculine husbandos, not men irl at all or are asexuals with the exception of the furry fandom, they usually like to fuck people and many forms of fantasy. Not one of the first two so I couldn't concretely comment on why this happens or why so much aside from the fact that most male characters will naturally be more perfect for sales reasons, viewable from more angles, feel safe and not have any price of admission to explore. >>153633626I feel its probably more common for women to have more out there picks because of the valuing personality, design aesthetic or a blank slate thing. I just looked up those three, seem totally random but have good enough designs to be favorites of someone whos into robots or aliens, especially if they left a mark as a child, maybe they were one of the first ones these people saw or liked. I would say that there isnt a shortage of men with out there picks though. Some men simp for literal channel and brand logos sometimes given sentience, sometimes not, bfdi girls, the green PBS kids mascots, paw patrol puppies or a genderbent version with a bible length fanon, female halo elites, the female robot on rocket monkeys who's best known for having lots of diarrhea, recolored mario bros 3d models, background voiceless characters sometimes with the motive to be the first to creatively claim them etc theres enough strangeness to go around and it keeps the internet what it is for the better or worse haha. Would they seek out dolls and itabags for these things or have an intense romantic attachment or personal devotion? Maybe less likely. If it was more common for men to do that, would more feel encouraged or ok to do so? I say thats already begun.
>>153633644There does seem to be a bunch who value the feeling of it being possible/reciprocal above all else. Or like if its an ugly little guy they would be likely to obsess over attention from you and never leave you. I like to have stuff in common with my picks and have something to bond over too. Theres an appeal in intense protection, revenge or obsessive characters for many men and women. I dont want to try to remove the murdery from mine. I personally dont like to change or humanize mine either. Human Bill Cipher is the biggest misfire in the world lol >>153633696Can testify that idealized fanfic shit helped me realize things for my real first one but its easier to get an interest just from canon stuff once you realize more about your taste/yourself/the character(s) and if you look for new characters in that direction too. I think this is why its really rare that people keep their first as their favorite permanently. I still have my first as my favorite (Bill Cipher) over a decade later. Its interesting to think about. I want everyone to feel legit but feel kinda threatened and unhappy when too much fanon is trying to be forced onto the canon, especially if its nonsense stuff and dont like it when the fanon is more popular than the canon when the fanon hardly resembles the og. The more something tries to appeal to a wider audience, the more generic and souless it gets. RIP Pokemon >>153633871The many dangers of bad fanfiction. :( it kills interest faster than just being dormant forever. People cant fucking treat art and things with any merit or respect anymore, fuck.Sorry if any of this was nonsensical I'm pretty high rn and its 3 am
>>153634486It's a anti rape device, not an actual cock.>>153634480Gnoll women are for marriage and impregnation
>>153633644Unless she's a yandere.>>153633900This. The porn itself isn't the problem so much as it is said arrogant women calling you a "creep" or a "pedo" for liking sexy fictional women/loli/whatever while pretending their otomes aren't.>>153634446Not him but "Bear" is the actual name. Written by a Jew, too.
>>153634486I suppose you both could be horny for each other, like doing 69 or the like
>>153633589Yeah, a lot of male characters are just male fantasy for dudes and often have certain characteristics that females find physically unattractive. There's a reason why Capcom have females design their actually handsome male characters and holy shit are they hot af. I know that canonically he smells like wet dog that rolled in a piss soaked sewer grate and was left out in the sun for hours but I'm still going to do a double take at Dante and go "Holy shit that guy is so good looking" before getting out of range of that rank deadbeat housed hobo
>>153627690Your entire premise is incorrect, none of these crushes are "normal". People who have crushes on cartoon characters aren't "normal", none of us here on this site are "normal". Normie crushes involve hot celebrities like actors and musicians.And even if we include online fandom people as "normal", although your men's crushes examples are accurate enough, I guarantee you that most girls don't have cruses on your examples. None of them are Anime hunks or twinks, or even tumblr sexymen.
>>153628216Imagine kissing him and all those tentacles going down at once...
>>153634628Men litterally dont give a shit if their powerfantasy or cool guy they watch fighting monsters are attractive.Women do and always do the equivslent of taking our toys and make them play house. Its why our gijoes and transformers go missing but end up in the barbie play house.Aka fanfiction and slash fiction.The equivalent happened to many male aimed shows...except the women in charge are bitter middke aged foids and lesbians so...it devolves into abuse of the male characters.>>153634729Most guys dont have crushes based on fame. Its more to do with who they are. Yeah I would fuck famous chick, but I can still have a pathetic schoolboy crush on a librarian or a youtube geek science girl.
>>153634367fallenchungus kuromi porn
>>153634777This but a girl.
>>153627690I think it's more that the women willing to say shit like this out loud are more likely to not care about the constant social browbeating they likely suffer from other women. Also that guys that are into weirder shit tend to stick to their own circles.It's a "per capita" type of thing.
>>153627690What is going on with He-Man? Why is he Ai but everything else is just regular art??
>>153633871>When you have Filonis and Favreaus in charge of Star Wars, Star Wars becomes a thing that exists not to tell a good story or invite us into an enchanting world, but a thing that exists to produce more Star Wars for those who enjoy Star Wars because it's Star Wars. Licensed fanfiction.Retard. You're thinking of Kathleen Kennedy and Tony Gilroy.
>>153627690Men are horny in quiet.When women are horny they put on a circus act to get attention over it.
>>153634235>wouldn't love his girlfriend if she became a hyena
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Foids do NOT get to claim Bowser.
Why does that He-man have a weird shrunken body?
men can have "weird" crushes too though... it's not all just normal women..
>>153635352This image always leaves me at a loss.
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>no Pokemon girls at allfake as fuck
>>153635385
I'm pretty sure more cartoon fuckers are into rouge the bat than she-hulk at this point.
>>153635412Honestly Sonic Autism is a completely different beast to all other cartoon fuckery
But what if sad and zombie?
>>153627690For ages men got to seek out and claim what they wantedWomen, however, had to settle for what claimed them
>>153635446It doesn't really change how it's been gradually normalized due to exposure and the autists entering the workforce.I mean Shadow is even in OPs pic.
Not enough 16 year old anime girls on the male side for this to be accurate.
>>153635453The sonic games were fairly popular and the movie came out recently. Sonic is their bugs bunny for better or worse.
>>153635451Yeah, and now that women can seek out what they want, they want 85% of men to die and are completely fine with being in a harem.
>>153635453It's normalization is entirely on paper. Sonic Autists don't like anything else, and no one else really likes Sonic porn.
>>153627690most of those are still outlierswomen in general are still attracted to the handsome men of media
>>153635468>they want 85% of men to die and are completely fine with being in a haremSame desu
>>153635301Social media in a nutshell
>>153635468The vast majority would die alone. If not in some aoartment they are in mountains if debt over or Either due to their 4 legged boyfriend tearing their face off or the lesbo butch gf snapping.
>>153634628Based Japan encouraging equal opportunity horniness.
Anyway, for me it was Minerva Mink, Eris, Aurora, and Cinderella who kicked off my live for blondes.
>>153635704So very often people confuse basic survival skills as tools of oppression.
>>153634729I don’t understand crushes on animated characters. I can jerk to 2d but I don’t crush and fantasize about them like I do with actresses.Around high school and college my attraction to 2d just massively nuked itself.
>>153627737>Isn’t there a thing about women usually caring about personality more than men do?This is a filthy lie, women are a lot more shallow than men.
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>>153627690He-Man is just a bromance thing, tjough, it would apply to most of the girls' crushes column guys as well. I mean, Mufasa and Optimus? Come on. Replace him with like, Venti or something.
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>>153637062giwtwm
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>>153637069would anyone like me to post the whole thing?
>>153637079I've already seen it a dozen times and I do not change my statement>giwtwm
>>153634014Hyena girls are so under appreciated. They are indeed a treasure.>>153634443No, my heart! everything about this is adorable
>>153637079>his dick is outDid he fuck the ghost on top of where she was murdered? Was she into that?
>>153637079>>153637329Technically she died on the floor, but a lot of things happened to her on that bed!
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>>153630989Fujoshits draw twinks fondling each other with their oversized handsReal gays draw muscular dudes with pecs the size of their heads
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>>153637503Well, go get breakfast!
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>>153637516And thats the story of how they met
>>153637547Luckily he made it home safe and nothing spooky ever happened to him again
>>153637614Hard to be spooked by your wife.
>>153637614>>153637627He exorcised that house with his dick and got a new roommate out of the deal!
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>>153637695And they lived happily ever after
>>153635301>Men are horny in quiet.have you checked out the entirety of 4chan recently
>>153637711What's this artist's name, again?
>>153637801Hladilnik. All of the carol & dan art is on e6. Even the early non cannon stuff.
>>153627737Both genders are into appearance and personality and social dynamics. Men are more visual by nature and most of us care more about appearance during the early stages of attraction but the other parts still matter for anything beyond casual sex. I'll fuck a miserable bitch if she is hot but I'm not going to date her. Women generally have higher standards all around and care about all three from the get-go.A lot of the monster smut aimed at women is power fantasy for them like superhero comics are for men - they like the idea of being found so desirable and interesting that even monsters with these super exaggerated traits of being dangerous and mysterious and cold just have to have them. Its the same lizard brain ego-stroking as the male fantasy about saving a pretty young girl and having her fall for you because you are so masculine.There's also the element that a lot of incels refuse to accept that their personality and inner self are just as ugly and repellent to others as their appearance because those are generally harder to grapple with and accept than the purely shallow exterior stuff.
>>153634563> Gnoll women are for marriage and impregnationAgreed>getting intimate with loving gnoll wife>begin stroking her pseudoyeenis while whispering into her ear just how much you love her>she gets so aroused that it inverts, and business can proceed as usual>????>raise the beloved result of your union after their birth Which was likely neither a pleasant nor easy experience for your poor gnollwife, considering her anatomy. Gotta support her during those trying times
>>153627690>Men's most normal>He-Man and the other two Hex GirlsNo.>Women's most normalNo.>>153630639You're not, you've just convinced yourself you are, to seem unique. Same goes for anyone else who's not completely retarded.
>>153639171I've been having romantic fantasies about monster women since I was 12
>>153627690toothbrush makes sense if its an electric toothbrush
>>153634563>>153638001>hate bbw/fat>but somehow fine with it when it is female anthroI don't know if this is a 'mountains are meant to climb' situation but every fucking time I feel the urge to have bed breaking sex whenever I see a fat furry bitch. I can no longer look at Nidoqueen of all things the same way again.
>>153639297Thats implied.Pathetic that they would fall in love with a litteral inanimate object. Have seen women maje googoo eyes at dildos. But it does make their constant bitching about being sex objects and jealousy over pictures game characters and dolls make sense. Its projection and fear of men figuring out the truth.
>>153639430Excessive fat on humans is usually a red flag. Whereas with a lot of animals (and monsters), it's both a sign of health and can naturally be assumed to be backed up by muscle.
So what exactly makes Shadow weirder than Rouge?
>>153640184Shadow is the ULTIMATE life form. He is the peak of existence. Rouge is a mere bat thief.>>153639430In fairness, the second pic is preggers instead of just regular fat.>NidoqueenBased.
>>153631623>A lot of women make or buy the dolls too in modern dayHave any of them ever built their own with a skeleton?
>>153637092cute pic
>>153639436>Pathetic that they would fall in love with a litteral inanimate object.Would you rather they catch STDs with the real thing every night?
>>153641476It was a relief to learn that those bones were carved from wood.
>>153639436>Have seen women maje googoo eyes at dildos.That's kinda sweet though. More dildos and vibrators should have eyes on them so they can look back lovingly.
>>153641476Lol not that im aware of and I heard that one was actually wood. Years ago i did see a big Jeffrey Dahmer ragdoll that had real human teeth in the mouth. It had a face just like a fuggler doll from target. The maker wouldn't answer any of the comments about who the teeth came from or how the hell she got them! I think the first life size fandom plush that gets a real human skeleton will be made by a woman because I remember what witch and vulture culture tumblr used to get up to. Unless a guy wants to make a biblically accurate Cyn or Mel.
>>153643982Nah they should feel shame, just like normal men do with fleshlights.
>>153633629if men will fuck anything that have the "fuck me eyelashes," what is the female equivalent of this phenomenon
>>153645807Eye scowl.
women reading smut is finewomen having shit taste is less finewomen's taste being so fucking shit that it warps the very standards of regular literature while simultaneously being so arrogant that they proclaim they're not reading smut but high art to pretend they're not coomers is the opposite of fine and deserves as much shame as can be levied
>>153627771so they wanted to be used by their dads when they were children? makes sense from an instinctual point of view.
>>153645807>>153646091
not that weird with all of the "hear me outs"
>>153627737>>153633589Lmao
>>153627690Women are degenerates
>>153628216Both designs are awful, neither looks like a fey lord
>>153646153Why did you post a bunch of images of Jax?
>>153633099It's sad because those designs are excellent, and it's annoying that they're being reduced to gooncore because of women.
>>153646266So are men; they’re more honest despite the chart being inaccurate. Just slap a pair of tits and lidded eyes on anything and we’re happy. Look at /d/.
>>153633882It's sad because Disney's designs aren't bad, they're just generic and uninspired. They could ask Lucas for help to add some soul to the sequels.
>>153634498>Tons of women go for ANYTHING with multiple arms.most people have multiple arms
>>153627690Autism. Half of men and women are repressed while the other half is into weird shit
>>153634227>https://youtu.be/hNwWPkO6fzw?si=q0Zph9QdvBIxkVgfBased
>>153637034enjoy the vacations, retard.
>>153646380>they’re more honest despite the chart being inaccurate. Nah, these are the normie attractions. The degenerates don't count.>>153635466Just one example from anime, and it was included because everyone loves this blonde.>>153640184She's more vampire than bat, Shadow is Cereal's pet, edgy version
>>153645807this is false
>>153646602>implying the Sonic girls, Hanna-Barbera animals, and other furry media isn’t normie
>>153646628How? Or is there no female equivalent?
Honestly all it really takes is >is female >we get along
>>153627690 b
>>153646688>>153646672Normies aren't furries, guys.
>>153646905this is a joke
>>153646772Stop posting porn images
>>153645807Suits
>>153647085That's not really porn dude.
>>153647071And? Is it not relevant to monster girl discussion?>>153647058Oh please, Zootopia opened that can of worms 10 years ago.
Samefagging, but furries have been "a thing" (as a subculture) since the mid-90s. But if you knew what a furry was before Animaniacs, Sonic (during the 2000s), and Zootopia, you were more in-the-know than most people were.
>>153633832>Oh! Its you again! Im so happy! Last time was so much fun! You wanna join us again? Please? This bitch is using the wrong runes...
>>153634498>you gotta wonder how much is genetic disposition vs life experience and what kind of appeal factor the "customizable" blank slate part of it plays.Chris-Chan's led me to believe it's a combination of both with a pinch of fate. You can have had the best upbringing possible, but the moment you cross paths with some unexpected idol only to awaken some long buried autistic egregore, you're fucked for life. Other people may develop such a connection out of loneliness, boredom, some form of trauma, but the turbo autists combine all of the above and then some with a strange childlike fascination. That's how you end up with the weirder ones, atleast that's my hypothesis.As for the matter of self-shipping, it just disgusts me. It's one thing to find escapism in a character, to fawn over them, but to be so tonedeaf or just blatantly damaged as to actually ship yourself with them just seems a bridge too far for me. As I see things, you have to maintain a degree of seperation for your own sake. Dream of your waifu all you like, learn to draw her well, but recognize she's an ideal too perfect to be realized. That's what sets a waifu apart from 3D. Perfection versus the imperfection of reality. Dont be the fst retard on deviantart shooping anime girls and pokemon into real life pictures of yourself. Anyways I cant speak to your asexual jargon, I dont know anything about that and dont care to. I'm just a lonely stranger with too much free time.>It was kind of screwed up that he wanted to sell Lilo to a zoo on another planetCould just be me but I interpreted that as a snide remark over a legitimate threat. Gantu was just pretty tired of their shit overall. Stitch basically cost him his rank in the galactic federation. He wasnt just demoted, he was fired, and left homeless on a comparative backwater.
>>153647086Yeah. I never get girls, but I dressed as Slenderman for Halloween one year, just a guy in a suit with no face. I stayed silent the whole night to stay in character too, so I literally did nothing and said nothing. Got two different girls numbers by the end of the night.
>>153634501I'm a little old school anon. This modern concept of fandoms never really appealed to me. I continue to be the guy on the outside looking in. Frankly my looks dont mirror tumblr sexymen either. The first half of your reply is confusing me more than anything at this point. Are you a gay guy, a mentally ill woman, or a gender frankenstein? This isnt a flirt, I sincerely cant tell.>I would say that there isnt a shortage of men with out there picks thoughI would simply because you have to go far out into the weeds to find odd heterosexual examples among men. The closest I can think of to a male equivalent of the one Dr Nick lady is the Lola Bunny guy. Maybe the Sally Acorn skeleton man or the papaer mache life sized Asuka doll guy would be closer comparisons, but even they seem alot more conventional. Dr Nick was a scuzzy third rate c-lister in the simpsons, Asuka and Sally were both prominent main characters, and Lola is more or less a sex symbol. I can go on, but >>153635301 this guy said it best already.
>>153634812>Women do and always do the equivslent of taking our toys and make them play house. Its why our gijoes and transformers go missing but end up in the barbie play house.Aka fanfiction and slash fiction.>The equivalent happened to many male aimed shows...except the women in charge are bitter middke aged foids and lesbians so...it devolves into abuse of the male charactersIt's insane we still have to point out as much a decade removed from the big push for all this shit. I've lost friends over arguing about this stupid shit. Nothing can truly make up for the sheer scale of damages these people have caused. Even now you get disregarded as a shitstirrer for merely addressing how few male protagonists western animation has seen in the last 10 odd years.
I really dont get the bug fuckers. I can warm upto cute anthro designs of reptile and mammal women, I cannot get off to bugs. They're borderline floortile tier at best. Even the scalies atleast project their own arsenals of autistic fetishes onto cartoon dragons or whatever. A realistic worm creature isnt moving any needles for me.
>>153647834They're cute.
>>153648450Also I have a strange relationship with moths in the first place.This story really happened.
>>153647549Solid hypothesis and I can understand your point. I think Gantu was serious though because he had to get rid of her somehow.>>153647691Lmao they thought you owned a mansion in the woods.>>153647741Im a strange af internet female. But I consider myself chill, behaved and functional irl most of the time despite my bizzaro stuff. Theres definitely performative ones out there that like attention. I also think some of the display comes from an obsession with the emotional and romantic part of it. Theres more of a motive and reason to try to claim and be number one vs all the guys happily sharing Lola porn. Its probably going to be more intense more often and see bigger things done/made/bought in characters names after the trend of shows or creators acknowledging the selfshippers who go wild with it.>>153647834The 3 ant movies of the early 2000s had pretty ant girls and buff ant guys but its a bit puzzling for me too. Maybe its a dominance thing with the bee and ant queens based off of how the operate irl. Half of twitter seems to point to that one irl pic of the bee with arm muscles on its chest that looked like titties. It still doesn't help me understand why Barry was a temporary tumblr sexyman in the 2010s though lol
>>153637840>There's also the element that a lot of incels refuse to accept that their personality and inner self are just as ugly and repellent to others as their appearanceAnd those personality and inner self being just shy or boring btw. That's the capital sin for normalfaggots, you are le hecking evil if you dare to be socially awkward.
>>153648450I forgot about the moths. Those are so adorable. I feel in the cases of Mothman and Valentino people are drawn to the darkness, mystery and danger more than the bug stuff though.
>>153647834A lot of bugs are cute and/or cool.
>>153627690Jokes on you I would totally dig a Fem!Optimus Prime.
>>153628247they put the ones for fatties at the bottom so they have to reach for it. devilish.
>>153648617Ogtha is that you?
>>153647071>retards downplaying female anthro popularity>in a fetish thread no less
>>153627690>What causes this?Men not wanting to show you their real list, because while you can be seen as quirky, they'll be seen as a creep and you'll get them fired after calling their workplace. So they go with the most entry-level milquetoast, normie-safe choices available and continue to secretly pine for something they can never have
>>153648797Thats yannit
>>153649176Well, that's why you shouldn't reveal your powerlevel to normalfags in the first place. Goes for both men and women. Also, who's "you"?
>>153649294Anyone you (not the you I was talking to in the last post but actually you-you) are dumb enough to reveal your secrets to
>>153637840>incels out of nowhere
>>153627690Women have "artistic" brains. I'm not making an autism pun, I'm saying that there's a correlation to their weird fantasy bullshit and how this works.
>>153649336Well can I get one that also has an autistic brain?
>>153627690lol beats me
>>153627690Most men just want a woman who loves them. Women want insane conceptual character archetypes that no actual human being could ever live up to.
>>153627737Yeah, it's propaganda spread by women. They're just as shallow as men but about different things
>>153652416>insane conceptual character archetypes that no actual human being could ever live up toThats why they’re fictional though
>>153652483That's what I'm saying - women want perfect fictional male archetypes
