Flash bros...are we really that pathetic with our speed?
>>153631957Sonic is much slower than the Flash canonically
>>153632992Yes but we can't be too serious about these meme comics even though these meme comics are treated so fucking seriously.
>>153632992Proof? We never saw sonic run full speed in the games
>>153633106That's a funny way of saying you have no proof that Sonic can run that fast.
>>153633106>We never saw sonic run full speed in the gamesYeah. There's your proof
>>153633106So what you're saying is, you have no feats. Not even a statement.
>>153633139>>153633143>>153633250Stay seething Wally fags
>>153633106Sonic Colors, Sonic Rivals, Sonic R, Sonic Frontiers, every Super Sonic game. None were ever particularly impressive.
>>153633257Eh
>>153633257>HBOCnicAre you sure you're not a falseflagging goKEK?
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>153633257>posts a literal gary stu>written by didio and priest whom hates wally are you marcucks even trying?
Remember that time sonic jobbed to some half baked infinite clones
What the fuck is even a picosecond
>>153633320One trillionth of a second
>>153633320The sequel to the Sega Pico system
>>153632992Sonic is "The fastest thing alive."
>>153633411They are on space so gravity is affecting his movement, eggman has a space suit
This the thread?
>>153633282>>153633290>>153633305Seethe
>>153633627Wow, thats EMBARRASSINGI also found this anon. Kek Flash is so bad
>>153633411Eggman is Naruto running.
>>153633518As long as Sonic's in op.
>>153633627>all 3 of them here are under Poison Ivy's mind controlthis isn't an anti-feat for them because Ivy cannot control them at their top speed because her brain doesn't work that fast
>>153634440She had no trouble guiding Flash from the other end of the country, into the mansion, and perfectly in the way of a punch
>>153633411Sonic's only letting Eggman pull ahead because he doesn't want the fun to end just yet.
>>153634930that is barry you gocuck paco ball ceta faggot
>>153631957>Flash bros...are we really that patheticyes
>>153633264>ColorsHuh? Closest we get is Terminal Velocity, and even then he wasn't full speed.
>>153633264>Sonic RCharity
>>153633305One anon enlightened me to this. Power loses to "aura farming" as the kids call it.>High power level feats = Need to job>Low/street power level + "badass skills and weapons" = Characters jobBecause of this, Flashes are eternally destined to job and Slade is eternally destined to collect wins. When they collide, it's like destiny intended the moment.Even all the jokes surrounding what he did in the Judas Contract can't cancel this out because Slade is a villain whose entire thing is he will do literally fucking anything to win, meaning it just ties into how much of a threat he is and therefore how much aura he needs to farm
Flash is too broken to lose.
>>153638564He lost to paper. Flash is weak
Can you trannies please fuck off somewhere else if you don't enjoy comics?
>>153638851Shut up
Fuck Flash