Which one would you fuaaahhh... take home as a pet?
>>153638242
>>153638242remember, last one dies of starvation.
>>153638242The mouse wearing clothes might object to being treated as a pet, same with Stitch.
>>153638510So... just molest them?
>>153638574>So... just molest them?you dont molest pets
>>153638594>molest v>unwanted touchingYes you DO molest pets.
>>153638594Well at least not when I have guests.
I have a question, regarding Stitch there. In Canada, they are doing a sticker promotion, and it's all of the animal characters, plus Stitch. I was wondering, do they label Stitch as an alien rather than an animal, so he can be a cheaper product to produce, similiar to how it was cheaper in the 90s to produce X-Men toys, since they were classified at Mutants, and not humans?
>>153638242I'll take koda
>>153638626>it was cheaper in the 90s to produce X-Men toys, since they were classified at Mutants, and not humansI dont habeeb this so i don't habeeb the first part. It'd just a joke because stitch is supposed to be an artificial life form.
>>153638242I'm gonna need exactly seven microwaves.
>>153638812It's a true thinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toy_Biz,_Inc._v._United_States
>>153638628But can he take you?
>>153638510What are you talking about stitch is a pet. He's lilos dog
>>153638242Koda, love me some spunky shotas and his insatable need for love and attention is so fucking hot.
>>153639538>spunky shotaHe will be when I'm through with him.
None of them, because I am a man of ascended taste.
>>153639872>anthroNo you're not.
>>153639897It's like 90% feral.
>>153639930No it's not. The only feral parts are the paws so it's 90% anthro.
>cub>pet playMy fetish.
>>153638282FPBP
>>153638242Why did you sneeze mid-sentence?
>>153641039No it was almost a sneeze but it passed.
>>153641074My bad, carry on then.
>>153638510>ame with Stitch.Really. There are numerous examples there of characters who would be outright offended at the notion of being a pet like Simba or the bear, a wild animal who fears humans like Thumper, one of them who literally could not live as a pet with the fox, and one of them who's character arc was not wanting to be a pet at all with Angel, and you pick the character who's entire storyline is both choosing to be a pet to hide and then choosing to be a pet willingly to stay with his new family?Dude
>>153638242isn't this a REALLY old thread at this point?
>>153641167Dick them down until they like being a pet.
>>153638626>do they label Stitch as an alien rather than an animal, so he can be a cheaper product to produce,Aliens and animals are both classified as "Creatures" so no.
>>153639488He's her pet when he needs to be incognito, otherwise she treats him like an equal. >>153641167Everyone of those other animals, except maybe the bear?, I'm not familiar with that movie, is an animal and is treated as one in their source material, ei, they wouldn't be seen as athromorphic by people.
>>153639429He can take kenai pretty well
>>153641479I've seen the pictures.
>>153641284>, is an animal and is treated as one in their source material, ei, they wouldn't be seen as athromorphic by people.Irrelevant by how they're seen by people because in the actual source material itself they have vocal character and opinions on different matters, including how they're treated. Simba for example is very vocal about wanting to be in charge and resentful of how adults act towards him at that age and would naturally chafe at the idea of being treated like a pet. Thumper likewise may be treated as a simple animal in story but has a defined character regarding how he views humans, and it's not favorable due to you know the whole "Shoots you" thing, like the bear since they killed his mom. On the opposite side of the matter we have the cat from the Aristocats who is downright thrilled if not devoted to the idea of being a pet and very resentful when her creature comforts of being a pet are removed.Stitch can talk and clearly has made his opinion known about being a pet. He's either all for it to use as a means of hiding or he's all for it because that's his family, he's Pro-Being-A-Pet at the start and end of his movie, he's even stuck with the idea in the spin-off anime.
>>153641518>would naturally chafe at the idea of being treated like a petUnless you were to get him something slimy, yet satisfying.Honestly he might like the idea if he's in his hakuna matata phase. When he was goofing off with timone and pumbaa.
>>153641555Likewise Tod actually really liked being a pet, he was quite sad when he was forced to leave.
>>153639872Frying this one on a wok.
>>153641697Yeah, he seemed like he would be happy as a pet forever.
>>153638510Lets see here...>Start of movie characters who would hate being a petAngelKodaThumperJaqSimba>Start of movie characters who would like being a petStitchTodMarieOliver>Would change their mind in the middleSimba>Would change their mind by the endAngelJaq
>>153641810Thumper might like it if he realizes he's not going to be shot and killed.
>>153641909Gonna go out on a limb and say he'd still hate the whole "Being trapped by the same creature who SHOT MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY AND SKINNED THEM" thing. Thumper isn't like most of the characters in the box, he has legends and myths built around what "Man" is and none of them are good. It would take him forever just to figure out that "Man" somehow isn't the same 4 or 5 beings.
>>153641963Maybe a few prostate massage sessions will change that.
>>153642322>twitterpating ThumperMight work, actually. If you catch him before he knows he's supposed to fuck girl rabbits.
>>153638242Why is that kitten winking at me?
>>153643010She knows...
>>153642322>>153642936I imagine you'd have to make him cum at least 4 times a day since he's a rabbit and all.
>>153641963>he has legends and myths built around what "Man" is and none of them are good.Now I'm picturing Thumper finding himself in the Watership Down universe and fitting in a hell of a lot better than you'd think a Disney character would.
>>153644541Now I want to see him and Fiver fuck.
>Lion>Bear>alien biological superweapon Picking one of these will make sure you wake up wtihout a face one morning
>>153645025>he doesn't mindbreak his petsngmi
>>153644927There'd be a lot of thumping.
>>153638594Says who?
>>153646019Me, wanna fight about it?
>>153646729in bed
>>153641184>>153638611>>153638574>>153645367We really have the worst of fucking humankind in this dogshit board fml
>>153648372Don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure you're not that bad.
>>153639872
>>153648582too late
>>153639872cute paws
>>153644185Same with Tod come to think of it.
>>153641810What? Angel was dying to be taken in and always had been
>>153638242I remember seeing this image like 10 years ago and it making me sad thinking about the obvious outcome where someone is left last, and making me think of sad lonely cats.How old even is this image.