Is they cuttin’ food stamps?
>>153645786I have collected all the food stamps.
>>153645786What's food stamps?
>>153645786What's this cartoon
>>153645786Only nutraloaf for Tyrone until he gets a job
I noticed that after my state cut soda from EBT its been on a buy one get one sale since.
EB Tee: The optimistic, rule-following-yet-mischievous protagonist. Voice like a young Chris Rock mixed with a Walmart greeter. Constantly dodging "declined" gags and "insufficient funds" anxiety attacks. Catchphrase: "Swipe me, I'm good for it!"Tasha the Shopping Cart: Sassy best friend/rival, always trying to steer EBTee toward the cookie aisleLil' Cheese Puff: A reformed junk food mascot who lost his empire. Now a chubby sidekick in recovery, constantly tempted to relapse. Provides the "but it tastes so good!" comic reliefDirector Buzzkill: Stern, floating government app avatar. Enforces the healthy-only policy with laser scanners and lecturesThe Bodega Bunch: Recurring human kid characters from the neighborhood who team up with EBTee—diverse crew dealing with real struggles like picky eaters, working multiple jobs, and "lending" out their cards in exchange for goods
>>153645786Stay in your containment thread, slopshitter.