I guess I’ll make it this time.Yes, this is the thread.
Should've made it a Mayberry thread
When is Loona getting her own show?
what if octavia and andre had a better relationship than they do in the show?
>>153656333AAAAAAAAAI RABBU ROONA-CHAAAAAAAN
>>153656544did she travel alone a whole ring to visit him????
>>153656333Do you let dogs sit that table for dinner?
>>153656671probably just opened a portal
>>153656333Ugly bitch.
>>153656683I'd let her sit in my seat if you know what I mean.>>153656718Don't be rude.
>>153656695nah, they seem allergic to opening portals.Exhibit one: Lulu land. (instead of traveling in a lame car)Exhibit two: Octavia not opening a portal to the office of Blitz to steal the tome.Exhibit three: Octavia opening another portal to try again when going to the human world.Exhibit four: Instead of opening a portal to IMP office, she went by feet and took the main entrance to give the pills back to Stolas.
>>153656727>she’s uglya: unpleasant or offensive to look at : HIDEOUSan ugly colorThat dog is ugly as sin. [=very ugly]b: offensive or unpleasant to any sensean ugly sound/voice2: morally offensive or objectionablecorruption—the ugliest stain of allan ugly slur>and she’s a bitch1: the female of the dog or some other carnivorous mammalsThe behavioral endocrinology of both male dogs and bitches is quite unique and differs from that of most other mammals …—Ian Dunbar compare DOG entry 1 sense 1c2ainformal + often offensive : a malicious, spiteful, or overbearing womanbinformal + offensive —used as a generalized term of abuse and disparagement especially for a woman
>dog>white hair>red sclarea>man lips>wears that stupid symbol on her chest>not straightLoona is a shit waifu. Quit making viziepop threads and get some taste.
>>153656835what response am i supposed to give here?>>153656844you could just hide the thread, you know
>>153656855You could just stop posting threads about shit cartoons you know.
>>153656844Rachel is the better waifu anyway>>153618754
>>153656333>>153656892That are satanic chatacters
i sure do love this gay clown
>be Moxxine>walk into the break room and drop everything when you see Loono kneeling crotch level in front of Anon>"Are... are you fucking BLOWING HIM?!">Loono holds up the small desk fan he was holding between himself and Anon>"Yeah.">they start snickering>"... Ugh. You guys are so stupid.">turn around and slam the door
i wish loona would hunt me down
>>153657364I wish he would do it in a loin clothe and messy hair.
>>153657433>I wish hefreudian slip, homonon?
>>153657364I wish loona would leave me and my owl wife alone-Never mind, she ended with one of my best friends, that is fine.
>>153657454>I wish loona would leave me and my owl wife alone>he wants to get rid of one of the only friends his wife has you may not like loona, but you gotta agree that shes a good influence in octavias life
>>153657364Do you have any enemies that have died recently that would have IMP on your ass? You might luck out and it be a mission Loona is in the field for.
>>153656707AND I’LL FUCKIN DO IT THIRTY MORE TIMES
>>153657449N-no....Maybe.
>pic related shows up at your door at 2 in the morningwyd?
>>153657901Run?
>>153657449NTA but at this point I'd take either version. I'm so lonely.
>>153657956>at this point I'd take either version. I'm so lonely.never say that anon, and i mean it, as a guy who was lonely enough to ”meet” with other mensuffice to say, i regret it deeply
>>153658001I'm not going down that rabbit hole because anthros aren't real, and fantasy is often better than the reality anyway.
>>153657532was meaning she was traying to fuck me, like the second part hinted.I'm not the kind of person to say "you shouldn't hang with THOSE people" unless they are clearly getting them into trouble (like, killing and drugs type of trouble) ...now that I think about it, that is literally Loona.Well, shit.
Would Loona crush on Fox McCloud or Wolf O'Donnell if she grew up with the games?
>>153658541fox at first, but then switch to wolf since hes the brooding, cool typewould probably fantasize about a 3some with both of them, though
>>153658541bold to assume she wouldn't crush on both.perhaps she would write yaoi or insert herself in the middle.
>>153656544Andre confronts Stolas for being a shit dad>Sit down.>I have no time for a lecture.>I said, Sit Down, Stolas. (Stolas sits down)>You know, Tavi was doing just fine until you showed up. But now that you've returned, you have responsibilities to her. >Now see here, we're still gonna take the trip->Oh bull, BULL! Tavi is not a coat you hang in the closet then pick it up when you're ready to wear it. Her life goes on. She's not supposed to be here for you! You're supposed to be here for her!>You get off my back! You think I want this?! IT JUST HAPPENED!!! Now, when Tavi was an egg, I was scared->CUT THE CRAP, ALL RIGHT?! CUT IT! 'Cause I've been there! But I didn't run out on my family. I was there every day for them, because that's what a Goetia does.>Fine, Andre! You win. You the bird. You a better bird than me. You happy? Now, are you gonna tell Tavi or not?>I'm not gonna do your dirty work for you.>Fine. I'll call her from Blitzy's.>Yeah, why don't you do that?>Yeah, I'll do that.(Octavia enters)
>>153658541>>153658570>>153658580... How would she react if she found out (you) crush on them too?
>>153658696in this hypothetical, are they rule 63 type of crush? because if not, then it wouldn't happen.
>>153658696>”hah, gay!”then she goes back home and writes smut yaoi fiction about you getting it on with them
Endgame ships:Moxxie/MillieBlitzo/StolasCollin/LoonaOctavia/A human devil summoner Stella/random tricks on the street.
Endgame ships:Every demon/a human man
OTP:Bee/ human male
what if octavia had a sister?
>>153659382what if octavia had a brother?
Sometimes I like to imagine what HB would've been like if it was set centuries ago and was more of a dark fantasy.
>>153659901Just a Hellhound and her rotting corpse bf chilling
>>153659995>"Did you know in hell leprosy is still a thing? Only you can't die from it. You just have leprosy. Forever."
Octavia setting up a portal for Los Angeles but she messes it up and finds herself in Los Santos.
>>153660064Loona likes that Rot Dick then?
>>153660177>Octavia witnessing LA gang culture first handShe begins to understand Anon’s hesitance to talk about other races.
>>153659901The show would probably actually be worth watching.
>>153660348>>153660177>Octavia opens up a portal to GTA san andreas>Pops up near the start when CJ has to drive from the ballas after big smoke orders his big meal>Almost gets caught herself in the crossfire>Immediately goes back and decides to ask her dad next time she wants to go to earth
>>153660337She's probably immune to leprosy.
>>153660064Bringing up leprosy makes me wonder about an idea I had. It's about King Baldwin of the Kingdom of Jerusalem being in Hell (blasphemous I know).He's the longest living Sinner in Hell that has survived the Extermination due to a mix of things. Apparently being a Sinner with leprosy is pretty OP because you get absurdly fast healing factors beyond whatever regular Sinners have. But also Baldwin's undying faith in God and Heaven despite being a Sinner somehow makes him immune to the devastating permadeath nature of Angelic Weapons. This makes him legitimately unkilling, which is perhaps a twisted and intentional irony given Baldwin died so young in his mortal life due to his illness.He'd likely be the leader of some faction or group of Sinners that are extremely repentant believers that still hold on to their faith despite being in Hell and supposedly damned. Probably a very isolationist group that doesn't even live in Pentagram or Imp City, but on the far outskirts of the Pride Ring deep in the Hellish Wastes. Probably have their own Fortress or Keep where they do weird religious shit.
>>153660541>Bringing up leprosy makes me wonder about an idea I had. It's about King Baldwin of the Kingdom of Jerusalem being in Hell (blasphemous I know). Depends on whether you believe Papal statements are infallible. Assuming the instant forgiveness given to Crusaders was bs, then it makes sense. Especially with the way they massacred Eastern Christians and engaged in stuff like infidelity, rape, and cannibalism. Even if Baldwin didn't engage himself, he let it happen and he'd end up there if Sir Pentious was damned for not stopping Jack the Ripper.Realistically, unless there's a constant get out of jail free card that works, ie salvation sola fide, constant papal forgiveness, post mortem rites, then every world leader risks ending up in Hell no matter the side they were on. Because by necessity every selfish or cowardly decision they ever make results in mass death. And they're humans so they make selfish decisions[/spoiler]
>>153656410FPBP>>153656544Adorable.
>>153660624Well im an Oriental Orthodox so I dont believe the Pope is infallible, or the mortal voice of God on Earth, or head of all Christendom, and many other things. The old man in Rome has no power to absolve people of their sins and the whole "give the Catholic Church money to have your sins forgiven" is basically a Mammon tier scheme.The Crusades were a mixed bag of Goods and Bads. They really dropped the ball on not cooperating with the Eastern Orthodox Christians of the Byzantine empire or the native Eastern Christians that have been living under an Islamic boot for centuries. If the Crusades were a Christian Cause and not specifically a Catholic Cause then things would've played out better. Especially given how some of the Crusader States like the Principality of Antioch was ruled be a genuinely vile dynasty of people. Jerusalem was the only one that had its shit together mostly but it failed due to incompetence on the home front and being surrounded on all sides by hostile forces.So yeah King Baldwin being in Hell isn't too unlikely despite him being a pretty good person and Christian King
>get smashed with Loona>at the end of it she crawls on top of you and clings to you as if she's afraid you're gonna run off
>>153656333So I had a dream with Barbie wireBasically me and a group of other demon hunters had cornered her in an abandoned museumShe was yelling how we keep sending in guys in old armor My leader then threw something that knocked her out, while everyone was grabbing her and taking her to get interrogated I grabbed a bag she was carryingIt had a lot of shit in it for a long travel, like she was on vacation, and the two things I took were her wallet and a three layered cotton candy. The top of it made it look like a gorilla. Like how some food is designed to look like a animal as a gimmick. While they talked to her I ate the cotton candy and once she got out she got pissed at me for eating it. I told her I thought we were gonna kill herThen she demanded it back which I refused. My leader asked me if I shared it with the group in which I then shared it with the others until there was only the gorilla's feet left, the worst part according to her. I then gave her a foot and ate the other, she threw it back in my face. I kicked her in the throat as she was talking to one of my teammates and then I woke upI think the dream is telling me I'm gay
>>153660349It'd definitely be an interesting premise if nothing else. Could be pulpy kino in the vein of Primal, with the added benefit of sexy hellhound babe main character.
She's so cute.
>>153662357It'll be bad but not as bad as last seasonI hope
>>153662381>It'll be bad but not as bad as last seasonIt will be worse, Anon, it's been downhill the since the original pilot back in 2019. And I hate that's the case.
>>153662429Hey you asked me to be honest and I gave you my honest opinionIt'll be bad but not as bad as last season
>vivzieslop unironically got someone to buy and read a bible
>>153662299From where? She's just a discount blitzo with a past drug addiction to help pad out her "character"
>>153663114Nice, don't care.
>>153663229Well you should care because you can't like what I don't like
>>153663312Cry.
>>153663001>speaker of god>god never speaks through herwhat is her point?
I like the idea of bi Stella.
>>153663628Based.
>>153663628>Bi StellaHere's a better option.
>>153663682Lilith is hotter.
Lucifer's sin was pride. Like father like daughter!It would be really funny if Vivzie does a rugpull and is like "Yeah Charlie only wanted to do widespread redemption as a personal ego project and to show up Heaven's bureaucracy, she doesn't actually care about morality beyond her closest friends"
>>153663312
I cant find the exact quotes and I dont really want to dig thru the jewish fanfictions of Kabbalistic texts like the Midrash Abkir and Tikkunei Zohar. But ive seen folks from a few occult and jew websites confirm what this tweet is saying from their own discussions years prior regarding Adam in fact being raped. Not only did Lilith apparently rape Adam in the same mythos that spawned her, but she stole Adam's semen to create infernal spawn like succubi, but she and her daughters also gang raped Adam and his son Cain (I think after Cain killed Abel) during that time Adam was separated from his wife Eve for like 140 years. Shit's crazy
>>153664306https://youtu.be/a6w9hGSI0xc
I liek the bird people
>>153664469I too "liek" the cute bird folk.
>>153660765>Oriental OrthodoxDamn, we got a non-Chalcedonian itt?
>>153664306You know this would've frankly been an excellent explanation of Adam’s behavior and personality in the show. The reason he’s such an asshole misogynistic womanizer who constantly talks about how great his dick is and how every woman want’s to fuck him. All repressed trauma and a coping mechanism to the struggle snuggled thousands of years ago by his psychotic ex-wife, who wanted his out of both twisted desire for it and wanting to create infernal spawn that are gross violations of the lineage of man. But alas, Vivzie as usual doesn't do any research beyond surface level, and even if she did I HIGHLY doubt she would even attempt it.Also yeah, the entire “Lilith is the progenitor of all Succubi and Incubi” thing is some Vivzie also skimmed over, or that those demons are not even like proper demons. They’re the rape spawn of a corrupted first attempt at a human female and the first human male, which frankly explains why they’re so humanoid and powerful beings, they’re more akin to an infernal sibling race to humans than demons detached from humanity.People forgot, or frankly don't even know why exactly Lilith is considered an evil being. And its not because she wanted to be a strong independent woman free from her marriage to Adam. Her main shtick is predating on kids (as in killing them, not the other thing thankfully) and seducing pious men. She’s supposed to be an Anti-Mother and the antithesis to maternal instincts
>>153664541Yeah, I'm a follower of the Armenian Apostolic Church specifically.
>>153664549Lilith is also supposedly responsible for miscarriages happening cuz she eats the baby’s soul. At least according to Hebrew shcizo ramblingsHonestly her turning out to be a shitty mom to Charlie makes sense given the source material, even if Vivz knows jack shit about said source material
>>153664564Are you Armenian or did you convert? What even is the conversion process?
>>153664601Armenian. It is not really a church people who aren't Armenian convert to. Not because it's prohibited for non-Armenians, but because it's such a niche and unknown church for most folks.Didn't really catch on and become part of the "tradchristian" trend like Catholicism or Eastern Orthodoxy were for young American men (which honestly is a good thing given most of those guys only converted for the aesthetics and ideology without knowing much). Frankly it’s a pretty chill church despite it being technically even more Orthodox than Eastern Orthodoxy and closest to Early Christianity in terms of fundamentals. Lower and Mid ranking clergy can even marry and have families, which is something it weirdly has in common with Protestant churches. However the highest clerical ranks are forbidden to do so, those are reserved for real Wizards.
>>153664693What's your thoughts on the whole miaphysitism vs dyophysitism thing? Do people still have strong feelings on those kind of Christological issues in modern times, or is it more like "that argument was a long ass time ago"?
>>153664880Honestly I don't really have strong feelings on it and think people on both sides who get hung up on it. I don't consider the dyophysite view on Christ’s nature wrong or heretical even if I subscribe more to the miaphysite viewpoint given my upbringing.To me the most important council and the main thing that denotes what branch of Christianity is heretical and what isn't was the First Council of Nicaea. The one that labeled religions such as Arianism as heresy for their denial of Christ’s divinity and general rejection of the Holy Trinity.Arguing on if Christ has two distinct, inseparable natures or if he has two natures united into one composite nature is much more specific and frankly a bit silly of a thing to start big theological arguments about IMO.Honestly im okay with all Christians, except those wacky American ones like the Latter Day Saints, Jenovahs Witnesses, or Scientologists (yes I know Scientologists technically arent Christian but their entire larp and aesthetic is Christian).
>>153665046>I can't believe anon tried to hit that rail grind....>Now his balls are gone.
>>153665007Very interesting. I come from a pretty niche branch of Christianity myself (both my parents are Mennonites), so I've been interested in Christian history for a while, but my anti-socialness means I mostly just read books instead of actually talking to people from other backgrounds.And yeah I agree that some of the specifics of terminology about Christ's nature does become a bit hair-splitting. I wonder even back then how much the layperson cared about such issues. Like would some illiterate farmer really worry about the specifics of concepts like ousia and hypostases?
>>153665089>MennonitesHuh neat! From what I know, they're quite pacifistic, and also want to emulate Early Christanity's beliefs, worship and lifestyle.Could you say they're a bit akin to the Amish, except without all the primitivism and whatnot?
>>153665127>Could you say they're a bit akin to the Amish, except without all the primitivism and whatnot?Pretty much - the Amish and Mennonites both came out of the Anabaptist movement during the reformation. The Amish are named after a Swiss guy named Jakob Ammann who argued that the community should basically seclude itself from outsiders, not taking any meals with those not in the Church, etc. Mennonites are named after a Dutch guy called Menno Simons, who was an earlier Anabaptist without really any views on shunning/seclusion I think. To confuse the matter there is a group of people called the Amish Mennonites, who are like the Old Order Amish but they drive motor cars. Then there's kind of a spectrum of Mennonites, from the Older Order Mennonites who live in basically the same style as the Amish, to mainline ones like my family who live standard modern lives. Really the main thing that connects them outside of a shared heritage is having adult baptism instead of infant baptism.
>>153656970I'd like him better if he didn't sound like the progeny of RFK jr. I mean, he's fine in small doses, but his voice is grating to listen to.
>>153659778What a polite looking tool.
>>153665454The bitch herself!
>>153659382>No talons
i just spent almost an hour writing a bad fanfic about a teen blaziken dude accidentally throwing his ball into the neighbor's garden, that now belongs to a single bird lady who had just gotten a divorce, finding her sleeping in a pool bed, getting hard and masturbating to her, covering the bird lady in semen and making a daring escape
>>153666736>>>/vp/
>>153665454stella bean...?
>>153658599>When Octavia was a baby, I was scared- of babies
>>153667114>What are you gonna do, dad?>"In the middle of the night.">*Push*>"Mwahahahah!"
>>153663628>yurislopyawn
>>153667456back to the sharty, teen
>>153667473never been there and never will
>>153663682Meh, neither of these girls deserve to be shoved into a lesbo relationship. Mayberry was shown to like men until she got a lesbo flag slapped on her, Stella's issue seems more about being shoved into an arranged marriage with someone she doesn't like and who doesn't like her. Slapping her into a lesbo relationship and going "all better now!" is so insanely reductive it hurts.
>>153667629Agreed, this would do very little for anyone.Fan art is enough.
>>153667629I disagree all bad women can be good lesbians
>>153668007Hope your transition goes well, bucko
>>153664469Same
>>153668218What are they looking at?
>>153668218>Anyway Stolas we thought you ought to know but a second plane full of imps has hit the Hell's Greed Center.
Why do people say that Stella raped Stollas
>>153668325Andrealphus is using mage hand to fondle Stolas' prostate and Stella is recording his reaction to use as blackmail.
>>153669116Because the very notion of 'rape' has been wittled down to the bare nub of its meaning.
>>153656333This show is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>HOMERSEXUAL!>AH COME ON ONE OF YOU HAS GOTTA BE HOMERSEXUAL!
>>153669292>>153669325Kek
>>153669201>>153669201Yeah like people hear "I'm glad I had a child so I could stop pretending to want to fuck him." and "when we have sex he just lays there staring at the wall and I have to do everything." and go RAPE! SHE RAPED!? RAPE!Like it's very clear, if she's telling the truth, that she didn't want to fuck him and their roles force them to shoot for at least one heir.
>>153669116Doesnt even make any sense, they both have claocas, how the fuck could she rape him?Not only that, but it was forced on her too, its clear she has 0 attraction towards him so any sort of intercourse with him would be awful for herTruth is, they were both "raped" by the culture and society they were born into, being forced to copulate
>>153663431silly anonevery time she speaks, thats pretty much god talkingwhat, were you expecting Him to say HEY, uh, GOD HEREi interpret it more as she speaks for god, rather than being a akin to a speaker attached to a metaphorical microphone that god uses sometimes
>>153670967Only Stolas is portrayed as the victim though. It's clear Stella doesn't have any control but she copes with tormenting the only person she can. Does this excuse her behavior? Fuck no. But I'm annoyed when people ignore her lack of control and brand her as the worst villain in the show when there are WAY worse villains.
>>153671292I feel like a lot of Stella haters don't really give her any credit. Even her brother thinks she's too stupid and vindictive to realize killing Stolas would have her lose everything. But this is not reaction of someone blindsided by an unintentional consequence. It's the reaction of someone who DOES NOT CARE.Not pretending that I'm a master detective but I keep coming back to the one picture we've seen of her as a child and how that was FRAMED which implies pride in her sadism. That coupled with the seemingly throw away line that she doesn't want Stolas turning Octavia against her implies she cares at least a little bit. I want to believe that the show is purposely not showing us her relationship with Octavia to pull the rug from under everyone when Stella finally gets the one thing she could never have. Control. If not through a sad sap she hates then through a daughter she loves. I think that would be more drama than what Vivzie probably has for her. I can only hope.
>>153671076....then are you saying god doesn't know how redemption works too?was god drunk while he created that system or something?
>>153671417he knows he just aint telling"one seeks an answer that one cannot grant her"<-- thats straight from her songi know they werent talking about redemption exactly in that line but its illustrative
>>153669116Anon here is right >>153670967>Truth is, they were both "raped" by the culture and society they were born into, being forced to copulateAt least if were going by the "show's" "writing" they were Indeed both raped. Rather than both loved each other at one time, but due to a rushed marriage the flame died out, they were never able to rekindle it and poor little Octavia was caught in the middle. >>153667629I'm inclined to Agree, just that it's the only lesbian relationship I could see working, both have dealt with terrible husbands and both could go an anti-marriage or anti-men arc for a spell, run into each other and becomes friends, perhaps more than that, though I fully understand why most Anons here would be (and justifiably) disgusted by it, I just prefer pairings that have an actual story behind them rather than for brownie points, also I just want more art of Mayberry and Stella being friends. >>153669049>"Strange that there were a group of dancing imps when Charlie's hotel was destroyed."
You ever feel the urge to write your own hell series? Even as just a hobby project.
>>153671922In a way, I already am, but it's not set in hell or even about it.
>>153671922nahits pretty overdone at this point, i dont think i could come up with anything truly new or very interesting
>>153667070Perhaps.
I think the series would be more entertaining if Stolas ate half a fudgesicle in one bite and it made his head fucking explode.
>someone make a stolas maid simwhy do fags get to eat so well, but us straight bird lovers are left to starve?
Hey, don't watch the show but I remember someone posting a comic of a guy with a grey hood with sharp teeth laying in bed with some old bitch and then some other girl pops from under the bed and they just hang out.That pic was pretty funny but I can't find it, anyone has it?
>>153672818Renpy is stupidly easy, any one of you could make a VN about any girl you like if you had the will to.
>>153672970On the phone after mind numbing sex with her human male boyfriend.
>>153672970>>153673000>Trips of TruthIt's Dooku on the phone describing how he killed Stolas.
>>153671922Well, I’ve toyed around with the idea of a tokusatsu-style series of a demon hunter who wanders city to city, but I’ve only thought about the mc’s progression system.
>>153672818at least it has some cute tavi in it
>>153673340
>>153673411Alright, that's a very adorable face on Octavia.
Bird milfs...
>>153673831Artist?
>>153668036I went from bored to enterteined Am gonna ship the lesbians and everyone knows they would do it
>>153673831>Solas wearing glasses.Honey Hush...
>>153673861Genuinely no clueJust try reverse image searching it, heres the full pic
>>153673939I believe the artist's name is right there in the bottom right corner.
>>153672397I wanna pet her so much...
>>153673980>BlueYeah, goodluck with that
>>153673863
>>153657225Is Loono bisexual
>>153674052Why's this bitch so flat?
>>153674069To the infinite and beyond
>>153674095He only said he's deeply closeted. >>153674029>Pet Hellhound Stella>"I just want you to know, I hate this and I hate you.">"Then, why is your tail wagging?">"Hmpf, I merely enjoy a good professional grooming."
>>153674223anon and Nona polycue
>>153674117Thats the beauty of avians, they are all flat and (usually) litheWhat "breasts" you see, such as the ones on stella, are actually just thick chest fluff
>>153674095Yeah why not.He's still gAy if he's feinding for Anon anyhow.
>>153674256>polyslop
>>153674298Nah. Anon and Loona become a romantic couple, make Loona a guy and they become pic related.
>>153674269chest floofies :D
>>153674269I'm a face guy anyway, so a flat chest is no problem for me, besides I love a fine pair of legs over a busty bosom or a poncy posterior.
>>153674374Same, flat is justice, which is why i love 'taviShes tall and lithe, flat as a board and cute as a button
>>153674330>anon and loono are just mordecai and rigbywhich one's which
>>153674455>
Anons what would you do if you were on a date with Octavia and she coughed up a live rat that skittered around on the table until she grabs it and swallows it again in front of you
>>153674462Loono is definitely more like mordecai than rigby
>>153674593That he is.
>>153674495Do you need a napkin?
>>153674495...>..."Thats actually kind of hot">*Blushes*
>>153674304
>>153674677>he saved the thumbnail
>>153674752I took it from X though
>>153674799>he uses twitter
>>153674330
