Gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna
>>153657544Gonna?
I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA
>>153657544Hawkman with hammer hands.
>DUDE WHAT IF CHARLES XAVIER WAS A PEDOPHILE
>>153657544You could have done something awesome with this character but Garth Ennis just hates superheroes.
>>153661052>Garth Ennis just hates superheroes.
>>153660745Wolverine*
>>153661052Groundhawk already is awesome
>>153657544There's so much to make fun of with Wolverine. Garth held back too much with this
>>153661128I lol'd hard.
GONNA
Why DOES Ennis hate Wolverine in particular anyways?Of all the cape heroes who have actual powers, you'd think Logan's the most "Ennnis-coded"
>>153661184He already shoot him on the dick.
>>153662062Not cuntfaced enough? Not dressing like a school shooter?
>>153657544It was a nice jab in how X-men have way too many teams.
>>153662062He explained it once I can’t remember all of it but the gist was he’s Canadian, stupid and simply thinks Wolverine is the lamest of the lames while being short men power fantasy. Logan is his absolute least favorite of all.
>>153662502>while being short men power fantasyHow tall is Ennis?
BUY ME A RAINBOW
>>153662062I think he's a big Frank Miller fan, but he just doesn't like superheroes in and of themselves. So he probably read Claremont and Miller's Wolverine for Miller's art but hated the character.>>153662616Taller than Wolverine, shorter than Galactus.
I remember when I did read this arc years ago. This character saying "I'M GONNA" was like a virus. Never stops. It satures almost the whole arc.>I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M GONNA Damn Irish.
>>153662502This explains why this got made lmao
Weird how he's a character that aligns with everything Ennis likes, vulgarity and over-the-top machismo and violence, chain-smoking, every woman just throwing themselves on his dick, murdering everyone, but Ennis hates him more than any other superhero character.
>>153663425Ennis hates manlets and Canadians more than organized religion and superhero comics confirmed>>153663120He doesn't even says "I'm"
>>153662502>lamest of the lamesI thought he thought this about Green Lantern.
>>153663478He thinks Green Lantern is the dumbest nameWolverine is his least favorite period, more than Captain America even
>>153661052>>153661184Not a single superhero in the boys offers thoughtful critique of what they're parodying. It's mindless "what if this guy with powers... was a sex pest!!" slop all the way down.
>>153663455AAAAAAAAAAAAAHGONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNAGONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA GONNA
>>153663533That's because The Boys is actually about satirizing real world corporations and hollywood bs first and superheroes second
>>153663533Only Queen Maeve is Glorious because no matter how cynic she or Garth Ennis are she had the soul of a protector.
>>153663425Do you even read Ennis? All of his work is a semi woke screed against everything you posted. Strong independent women are always the sole voice of reason saving the macho-chasing mc from catastrophe of his own creation. Always.
Who hates Wolverine more?Garth Ennis or every single X-Men fan who's favorite mutant ISN'T Wolverine?
MAKE LOVE TO YOU WOMAN
>>153663533This >>153663560. The superhero parody stuff would hit harder if Ennis actually liked superheroes or truly hated them. He's somewhere in between , so it undersells that superhero aspect a lot.>>153663653>semi woke screedNo. He clearly has fun with it for the majority of a run, ultimately coming down on the side that this shit is self-destructive.
>>153663653I can't get a read on Garth's politics because he seems to despise women but also can't stand hecking racists and nazis.
>>153663478He generally doesn't like X-Men and thinks Green Lantern is ridiculous
>>153663909Non-woke progressiveOddly enough like BKV
>>153657544I love how everyone forgot about his animated counterpart from The Boys Diabolical, who's supposed to be the show's version for Ground Hawk.>>153660953Yes. They should have adapted Godolkin to be more like a mixture of Jimmy Saville, Bryan Singer, and Professor Xavier.>>153661052So does Kripke.
>>153662062Adding onto that, what does he think about other heroes? From the little I've read:>Likes Superman>Likes Daredevil (?) At the very least, Matt usually gets written with some respect, if not with some naivety >Dislikes Spider-Man? He doesn't really write like he outright hates Spidey I think, but he does write him like he's just a dumbass kid Anyone else?
>>153664864He hates Captain America because he thinks superhero fantasy in real life war is disrespectful
>>153657544I was reading some X-Men comics, and man, Wolverine is such a crappy character. In my memory, he was cool, but he’s >a cliché machine>with boring, run-of-the-mill speeches that are a pain to read>He’s way more loyal to the X-Men cause than I rememberedwhich makes him a total suck-up>he’s way more of a suck-up than I rememberedUltimate Wolverine is the best version of the character. I like how he’s just a mutant and being an X-Man is irrelevant to him. Actually, I’ve been liking the Ultimate versions better. Writers were allowed to write the characters, and the stories are more character-driven than the 616 stuff. Even his classics aren’t that great, mostly because Wolverine is a fucking lameass and you’re only reading them for the art and action
>>153665121>Ultimate WolverineThe one who was gonna bang an underage Mary Jane using Peter's body or the one whose book kept being called out for having zero new ideas?
>>153664864He wrote a Thor miniseries that didn’t disrespect Thor or Dr. Strange too badly, but I’d struggle to say he likes either. Just doesn’t seem to absolutely despise them like he does most heroes.
GONNA GONNA GONNA
>>153657544Buy me a rainbow
>>153664864I think that boils down to the fact that Daredevil is Batman but actually stays to the noire level.>>153666709I think "hate" is a genuinely overemphasized word for him with heroes.His real opinion seems to boil down towards a distaste for largely morally infallible heroes and this concept of black and white good vs evil.Also the whole "trauma makes them stronger" thing.
I'M GONNAUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I DID THINGSI DID THIIIIIIIIINGS
Between I'M GONNA and I DID THINGS I AM GONNA GO Insane.
The show should've adapted this scene
>>153669865ok, I am reading the g-men arc again.
>>153669865This should have had a much better art team.
>>153671683It's a gritty satire on superheroes The art is fineThe important parts like the violence and emotional moments still work
>>153671683This artist, Darrick Robertson, was fine. The comics do change between 3 artists in total. The best artist of the three imo is Russ Braun.
HE'S ALWAYS ANGRY HE NEVER STOPS.HE DOES NOT EATHE DOES NOT SLEEP
>>153669146>black and white good vs evil.Ennis stories are just as black and white, in fact, even more so.
>can you imagine that? a person incapable of sleeping. This is what American Consolidated did to human beings.
>>153671737Needed a better inking
Garth Ennis made a comic book series with one story from Planetary.
Muzzeltov spinoff when?
>>153672179that thing was insane.Orthodox jews observe the Three Oaths, cannot be evil.
>>153671737>>153671996>fine>not good or great You have to get rid of this complacency. Also, I disagree. The art is mediocre at best.
>>153672451Name a better artstyle that'd fit the tone of the comic
>>153672471if you try hard enough any story works with any pencil
>>153672503Ed, Edd, n Eddy immediately loses every ounce of charm if you made the artstyle that of generic moe anime
>>153672512UGUUUU EDDY CHAN KAWAII
>>153657544
I can't stand Ennis' work. He's a fraud. A cuckold pretending to be the chad. Le ebbin armyfag but only ever talks about the war propagandized to hell and back with a clear good guy and bad guy he seemingly loves to mock yet can't help but fall back on like the hack he is. Jerking off over his ideal self as the fedora atheist's wet dream of the trenchcoat wearing killing machine who is crass, tortured, and justified in the awful things he does because someone has to do them and it's them but that's also sad but also glorious.It's so masturbatory it makes me sick.
>>153673402I enjoy some of his stuff.
>>153673736I liked Punisher Max when it was about Punisher being Punisher and not some shitty gritty James Bond rip-off.
AH WAN MY DICKY SUCK
You know, if Ennis DIDN'T hate Logan do you think he'd write a good Wolverine comic that de-emphasized the superhero element?
