Is he the worst friend in cartoon history?
>>153664176No. He held it down, went to college, got a qt wife and kids. All he wanted was for his friend to do the same but, also wanted to chill out and do dumb 20 something stuff. He's a pain but, he's one of the greatest cartoon friends
no, that's Bloo
Not even in the same league
>>153664203>He held it down, went to college, got a qt wife and kids.He made him play with his dick and balls in front of his crush.
>>153664176Never understood why /co/ defends this faggot>Horrible friend>Horrible co-worker>Lies, cheats, ect
>>153664176Mordecai is the shitty friend actually, nobody talks about how much of a petty ass wipe he was in Rigby's graduation
>>153664176Mordecai & Rigby owe me sex
>>153664176Him making Mordecai think he failed to get into college is actually so horrible it invalidates every positive aspect of his character.
>>153664667he's literally me
>>153664176In the beginning he was pretty bad. But he learned from his shortcomings and improved on himself.
>>153664176both mordecai and rigby are assholes and deserve the worst.
>>153665045Unironically saved Mordecai money
>>153664332>He made him play with his dick and balls in front of his crush.A crush he would have never got with if not for Rigby constantly trying to get him to make a move.
>>153664216The whole premise of FHFIF is fucked up. Kids can create sentient life by themselves whenever they want causing more mouths to feed. They don't visibly age, and when the kids grows up they send them away to the only known orphanage that houses them so it's crowded as hell. Bloo is not the bad friend, Mac is a bad father for bringing Bloo into that fucked up world all because his big brother likes to rough house with him.
Both Mordecai and Rigby were awful to each other at times but ultimately they made up with each other... peak male friendship ngl
>>153665045>Nooooo muh shitty art collegeDid him a favor really
>>153666057College was more opportunistic back then compared to today.
>>153665228Mordecai's only issue is he simps a bit.
>>153666509It was for an art college
>>153666532>A bitThat's putting it mildly. He can also be kind of a dick like with the high school diploma and punchies stuff. His biggest problem is he remains mostly the same throughout the show
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>>153664176>Is he the worst friend in cartoon history?not really. I like him at least
>>153666666The devil...
>>153664176Nah that would probably be Dodie from As Told By Ginger or Deejonay from Proud Family
>>153664953They owe each other sex. THOSE are the lost Regular Show tapes we should've gotten
You guys didn't tell me my wife was back those should be my balls in her mouth
>>153664176With Benson in the same show? Not even fucking CLOSE!|!!!
No I ship Mordecai and Rigby I think they have a deep bond and connection and they both piss each other off but at the end of the day it’s both of their terribleness that brings them together
Most friends aren't great friends. They were selfish and crappy to eachother, which is pretty normal. What really matters is being able to hand a good time spending time with the bros while having that person who will be there for you when it really matters. Which they usually are. Rigby pulling the college stuff was pretty fucked though.>>153666666>Six sixesTruly accursedKill all furries.
>>153667202Benson is 100% in the right
>>153667309>Kill all furries.you do realize that would include J. G. Quintel
Mordecai killed him, so no.
>>153666666My momma always told me the devil was attractive...
>>153666666checked>mordy gets to obliterate that twink every dayWhy did he even care about women?
>>153664176I would totally fuck him up the ass
>>153669117>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1A29mARY7A
>>153666666Doubly devilish!
>>153666666Fucking Mega Satan
>>153664176This show is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and the women dress like WHORES
That's not Blooregard Q. Kazoo
>>153666666This is fitting of satan actually
>>153669317Fuck off
>>153666666JESUS CHRIST, LUCIFER’S A FAGGOT
>>153664176he was a mega retard but at one point he surpassed Mordecai as a good dude