Had two different /co/ dreams todayThe first one I was a superhero in the world of Invincible, but the Flaxans managed to conquer Earth. They turned it into some kind of utopia, not so far from what the Viltrumites promised they would do to Earth. The humans who collaborates are given the best treatment possible, comparable and sometimes even better than what rich people and celebrities get in our world. Those who rebelled were at best killed, otherwise enslaved and often time something worse.Funny thing is that for the same reason that aliens wants Earth, as some kind of nexus of everything important happening in the universe, that also meant that the Flaxan were stuck with all the super villains. From galactic invaders like the Viltrumites, to monsters, demons, incursions from DC and Marvel, etc. The Flaxans were basically lost in the Sunk Cost Fallacy that is Earth.I was part of a super hero team, the Flaxan's version of the Guardians of the Globe. Luckily (or unluckily) for me we were dealing with so much exterior threats that the alien overlords never sent me to deal with human rebels. Also ourteam was led by the equivalent of a Flaxan Nick Fury, verging on the burnout and with no amount of coffee in the world being properly enough to keep him fully awake (after having only two to three hours of sleep for the Xth day in a row).
Second one was quite different.At first I dreamt that I was in a Hilton hotel. While standing in line to check in I noticed the guy in front of me was having some difficulties. Turns out he was the voice actor for Prince Charming in Shrek. The second I opened my mouth Shrek's voice came out of it, and turns out that I was the voice actor for Shrek. People instantly recognized me and unwillingly I stole the spotlight from Prince Charming's VA. I went after him to say sorry, but the second I exited the Hilton everything turned... medieval. Turns out that I wasn't in any kind of Hilton, but the one in Far Far Away. And I wasn't Shrek's voice actor... I WAS SHREK.The man also turned out to be Prince Charming. I was about to kick his ass out of the kingdom but Fionna came in and managed to convince me to help the guy. Despite being a villain, Charming has done nothing villainous yet. Turns out he was living like a bum, and he managed to collect enough money so he could rent a fancy hotel room and pretend that everything was like before the second movie for a single night. And I ruined it for him.So I convince him to become a knight again, but in another kingdom far far away from Far Far Away. Afterwards I kinda began seeing the world through Charming's eyes and I began my journey as a knight errand. It took time, but I managed to find another kingdom in need of knights. At first with still revenge in his mind he joined the thieves guild, the assassin's guild and other nefarious group. Hoping to rise up in the ranks and get himself a new criminal organisation to overthrow Shrek. But then at the end he joined a knight's guild. The leader was informed of Charming managing to join the other groups and questioned him about what he really wants. It took some time, but the guild leader of the knights managed to set Prince Charming on a path of redemption and he informed the other villainous group that Charming would be quitting them.That's both my /co/ dreams
