Post characters that are canonically diddybluds
Behave
Behave yourselves.
Cucky Ultraman.
Cucky Dragonball
Don’t behave, act out, cause a riot, prove that you’re actually flesh and blood
>>153673976>SHART BEST FRIENDKek.
>>153673876WE ARE THE DIDDY BLUDSWE ALWAYS PREY ON KIDSAND IF YOU THINK WE CANTWE'LL ALWAYS FIND A WAY THATS WHY THE PEOPLE OF THIS THREADBELIEVE IN SUPERMAN, HAL JORDAN, AND SCOTTT AND LOGAN
Marriage? A sacred institution? Heh, it's anything but in my experience, brother, I can tell you that. If two fellers wanna tie the knot, who am I ta say no? If the Lord ain't judged our gang, I'd say he's been takin' some time off the job, yer probably safe. Heh heh. Have at it, I say.Abortion? Well, that's a rough one. Bit of a tough pill to swaller. At first, I didn't rightly take kindly to the idea of killin' babies, but Dutch gave me this ole thick science book and I pretty much surmised that well, that thing is about as human as Micah here, which is lackin' to say the least, heh. Hell, I'd say a gal has the right to choose.A gal? As president? Well, what I can tell ya is its been nothin' but fellers since this whole thing here started up and what have we got? A bunch of other dead fellers. What have we got ta lose? I reckon' tryin' a gal's touch wouldn't do anyone no harm. If weakness is a concern of yours, I promise you some of the ladies runnin' in my gang would probably make Old Hickory look like a nancy in comparison. Hell, I'd reckon its her turn.Lettin' a black feller do yer wife? Well, if the old lady's havin' fun, who am I to deny her that? I reckon that feller's got a bigger one than me anyway. Besides, we gotta pay some back for that whole slavery bid'ness we did to them. Dutch raised me and I ain't his real son, so I'll raise my wife's son, whether he's black or white.Cuttin off yer willie sure sound silly but I reckon a feller might as well chop it off he ain't goin use it. And i suppose a wig can't do harm neither, heck men use to wear em all the time back in oldin' days.
>>153674058KINGtos left a positive impact on Arthur I see
>>153673876This franchise is literally full of those.
>>153674074She's like 2 quintillion years old
BEAST
>>153674086that’s still problematic diddymedia, she’s minor-coded you chud
>>153673876
Cucky Denji
>>153674163CANON!
>>153674119>this indirectly killed the show
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
She's the GOAT.
>>153674227No Toriel is the goat.
>>153674227>He
Post your favorite surviving in space.
>>153674227I said diddybluds not diddyblud media
>Sonic the Hedgehog is 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... How did we become Sonic's SISSIES!?!?
>>153674265NOW THIS IS A DIDDYBLUD
Mexico lost
>>153674291>Goku clearly having fun with his biological sons>>153674275>Pedogeta inappropirately touching a child
>>153674265https://youtu.be/Oy4ibReeVEU?si=cgL0gE7JvSmQ5WXu9Now what
You guys are alright. Imma take ya'll shop'n sometime.
>>153673876Hisoka vs Meliodas vs RudeusWho’s the true Elder God disciple of Epstein and Diddy?
>>153674310>lyingCope pedoku.
I FUCKING LOST!
>>153674275>villaingeta patting gohan's head to make him feel at ease>>153674291>pedoku forcing vegeta's son's head near his bare crotch
>>153674227>HOLY YUM!! IS THAT AN UNATTENDED MINOR?!?! I'M SURE THE SCALING FROM MY POWER FANTASY VERSE WILL SECURE MY VICTORY OF THAT LITTLE GIRL(?)S ASS!!
Cucky cuck!
>>153674355Hisoka's just faking. He had it bad for Machi and when she rejected him he was all "j-just kidding. I'm such a fight sexual I only joined the gang so I could fight Chrollo hahaha..."
>>153674310>>153674383>>153674418Why are you people lying?
>>153674227Hal is so lucky
Yeah Diddy Bluds already won the thread. They run these halls.
Enough.
>>153674443DONT TALK ABOUT DENJI LIKE THAT!!!
who wins?
I, Denji, am very happy to watch Asa get ploughed by HVNG AMERICAN BVLLS!
>>153674510
>>153674398…the winning contest
Stop repeating those same awful words and making jokes about terrible things! You are all horrible persons!
>>153674556Hmmmm I want to FUCK that turtle.
>>153673876Can't believe nobody posted this yet.
>>153674574My hero is Supetman btw!
>>153674253>has
Remember when part 2 ended and nobody cared?
>>153674594>no
>>153674575Nobody cares about Mahito bro
>>153674598Yeah Modulo was pretty shit wasn't it? Imagine the only thing people cared about being Mahoraga vs Dabura and they off screen the ending with Dabura fleeing
>>153674602>style
>>153674574M-maron!
>>153674575He looks like he is sucking dicks lol lmao xD
>>153674603Nobody cares, or nobody wants to remember?
>>153673876>not even a /co/ related character
>>153674629>he
>>153674494I said "diddyblud" 5 times yesterday and woke up to see it has become cultural
>>153674689>cucky
>>153674622I don’t know anything outside of Jim other than Mahoraga because of hood memes
SAND CRACKSWINDOWS BREAKTHE STREETS SHAKE
>>153673876Everyone in Wan Piss (besides Goofy when BVLLsopp isn't around) is a diddyblud.
>>153674744all those statements......just to job to MY HERO, KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
Moeshit is for diddybluds.
>Yujeets are make believing that Denji is a cuck because Denji canonically gets more pussy than the 80 year old virgin lmao
Even the pledditers are trying to argue getting splattered by an attack buffs your durability
>literal canon that Denji died a virgin then got turned back into a cocksleeve for the yakuza
>>153674772*all tranime is pedoslop little pooprenjeet
>literal canon that [SCHIZOPHRENIC DELUSIONS]Denji SLAUGHTERS Yuji.
>>153674798TRVKE.>>153674816Lies detected.
Denjeet never got laid even though that was his only goal in life.
>>153674843Poor lil cucky Denjeet.
>>153674761Enkidu victim
No he doesn’t, coping fag.
>>153674852Proof?
>>Yujeets are make believing that Denji is a cuck because Denji canonically gets more pussy than the 80 year old virgin>lmao
Denji the leechDenji the fraud
>>153674772I was going to by an anime figure of a character i liked, but then i thought of other men believing me affiliated with moeshit and then I asked what the ROI would be on such a purchase and instead went back to eating, drinking and playing diablo 4.
>I was going to by
Thank god I don't understand a thing about those two garbage moeshit shows those two brownoids keep arguing about.
>>153674932Our heroes!
>>153674947Your series is moe
Post Yuji getting an assjob or he's a cucky 80 year old virgin
>>>Yujeets are make believing that Denji is a cuck because Denji canonically gets more pussy than the 80 year old virgin>>lmao
>>153674772>lurks the twitter thread>literally no info of him being arrested>literally fucking zeroKWAB
Canon that Denji rimmed sweaty, hung yakuza BVLLs and let them plap him, btw.
It seems to be losing it's ability to type in English the angrier it gets
I like this, it's more wholesome than the average thing posted in /dbg/
>>153674971It's not.
>>153675011>JJKfag headcanons that a 6 year old Denji got gang raped by the Yakuza TRUE DIDDYBLUD
>>153675075Search your feelings, you know it to be true
>>153675050Being a twitterfag on 4chan is the opposite of wholesome. If the real Kratos Scholar were here he’d gape all of you and molest Spring Baby without aging him up
>>153675105I don't use Xitter, I don't like it. I don't like you either because you're a pedophile, and Kratos would never do that.
>>153675134Kratos is from ancient Greece he 100% would
>>153675105Most wanted Death Battle?
Reading Chainsaw Man made me realize that 'm trans.
>>153675140That is a fallacy, it's not a valid argument.
>>153675161Post one trans character in Chainsaw Man, projecting JJKek
>>153675151KINGtos vs Superman obviously!
>>153675151Kratos vs Composite Fiction (Kratos rapes all the men, then if anyone starts whining about le Diddyblud problematic media he rapes their Gay Sons too)
Wow, surely if these claims that Denji is a bvll is true we can find one instance of him actually sticking his penis into a girl's vagina or being implied to given his motivations of wanting to get laid.Wow, surely if these claims of CSM being troonslop is unsubstantiated we won't find an instance in which the MC is given the proposition of cutting his dick off and if there is, we will find him immediately refusing and not just quietly following into an alleyway to be given a penectomy.Wow, surely if these claims of CSM being gay are unsubstantiated we won't find Denji begging to rim another man's ass for a week entirely unprompted.
Ladies, you both are shit.
>>153675204I still don't understand the obsession with this, is it supposed to be a joke? because I don't get it, and jokes are supposed to be funny.
>>153675161This, so much this xister. But I think Sonic awakened me WAY before that!
>>153675226there's no joke about it. Kratos would gayrape your verse until they are TAUGHT to be Better Men.
>>153675205>JJKek meltyDenji could have had sex in the first 10 chapters of the manga and choose not to. He does make out with multiple girls, gets ass jobs, handjobs and even has the devil equivalent to sex. Also Denji never wanted to cut off his dick. Yoru was going to but then ended up giving him a handjob instead Meanwhile Yuji is an 80 year old virgin who gambles all day who gets flustered after getting flirted with by troons and goes on dates with his uncle
>>153675226Kratos wank is a joke but it isn't funny either.
>>153675243Kratos would not do that. He would never do such a thing.
>>153675263Yes he would. Teaching monsters is what he's all about
>>153675262I never taught of that as a joke, I believe it is either ignorance, stupidity, or both, depending on the case.>>153675275I don't remember him teaching monsters in any game.
>>153674119
I wrote taught instead of thought, my bad :(
>>153675261>no canonical instance of denji sticking his penis into a woman's vagina just copeReally makes you think.
>Well he COULD have had sex, he simply chose not to and died a virginYeah not seeing how cucky Denji doesn't apply here
>>153675301you were taught by Kingtos regardless.
>>153675301Every huezillian in the thread...
>>153675318>DiedJJKeks proving that they never read CSM. Post Yuji kissing a woman
Chibi FUARKING Reviews, my king
>>153675335I look like this and say this
>Yuji is mostly driven to protect innocents>Denji just wants to get laid, still ends up dying as a virgin and has to get bailed out by a time reset into a powerless one-balled loserFascinating!
>>153675324Kek :D>>153675333I'm not brasuquinho, I am ARYANtine CHADgentinian.
>>153675335>Dragonball Z backgroundoh nonononono...
>>153675335I don't know who this is. Can someone please explain me.
>>153675396>Forgot the "?"Forgot something again award :(
Please God let the next MU be a wildcard I can't stand another fucking anime fight
>>153675335...Who?
>>153675405>monkey's paw curls>Luzanne is announced
I enjoy my time here with my fellow retardDEITIES.
>>153675422I would be okay with that IF Anne wins and kills Luz because I dislike The Owl House and prefer Amphibia which is more acceptable.
>>153674265>Destroyed a whole planet with a flick of his finger>worried about a big rockIts hilarious that DBZ spawned a million powerscalers when its own canon is so incredibly inconsistent
>>153675434Powerscaling spawned from "My dad can beat up your dad" arguments
>>153675375>Yuji is driven to protect innocentsNo, it isn't. His low IQ ass just wants to kill curses>Denji just wants to get laidDenji is a hero. >Dying a virgin Denji never died >Powerless one balled loserCool your obsession with his balls. That's pure headcanon. He also literally has Power, which is more than Yuji ever had. Now post Yuji kissing a woman. Even a handholding feat will do
>>153675434Inconsistencies happen because showing destruction accurate to the power of the characters would be problematic, and watching characters fight more like in real life is more entertaining and better. Watch Hajime no Ippo as an example.
>>153675093I searched. It's not.
>>153675422I'll take anything. Cartoons. Capeshit. Japanese capeshit. A video game MU. Hell a /tv/ MU. Just fucking stop with the mainstream weeb slop oversaturation. I DO NOT WANT ANY FUCKING MORE PURE WEEB MUs. KEEP IT WEST VS EAST AT LEAST.
>headcanon>literally the 1st page of the 1st chapter of Chainsaw ManYeah I guess you could consider Denji a bull if you never read Chainsaw Man
>>153674775SNAP BACK TO REALITY
>>153675535Post evidence that he has one ball sack at the end of Part 2
>>153674785>A JJKek tried to bring his retarded argument for Denji not being country level to reddit Imagine losing an argument to redditors then coming here to cry
