What does she see in him?
>>153680702his monster form had nice feet
>>153680702OP is jealous a fucking cartoon character gets more action than him. What a fag.
1) The movie is made for children 3-6 so Tartakovsky didn't think that putting realistic sexual attraction would be a good idea (he's right obviously)2) The movie is made by a like 90 year old guy so he literally has no clue what the fuck foids find attractive (certainly not this guy)
>>153680818No
>>153680818Yes
>>153680702Kindness and humor
>>153680702Blood
>>153680713gay
>>153680702>I can't self insert as him and I'm madGood Grow the fuck up
>>153680702check out selena gomez's bf. now
>>153680702What does she see in him?
>>153680702This kills chuddie's theories
>>153680702"He makes me laugh"
>>153681076He's funny, kind, loyal, and can actually be pretty handsome at the right angle.
>>153680702To be honest he's possibly the first human looking guy she ever met who isn't her relative. And almost certainly the first one around her psychological age.
>>153680702As a guy with 3 sisters that like to date loosers I can only say this, "only they know".
Comedy is important in any relationship.https://youtu.be/VFX7aFgCkNQ
>>153680702A kind and fun dude that not only makes her happy to be around, but the important people in her life as well. Even when Dracula was gunning to get rid of the guy he was able to get him to have fun and smile. Also he gets 'exotic' points from her perspective.
>>153680702>first human/outsider she's seen who is actually decent looking and not a gross older monster>Confdence and extroverted personality that allows him to pull women above his leagueAlso i thinkk it's some Baader-Meinhof effect shit but i'm pretty sure i've seen quite a few couples who are like this
>>153680702Okay… Who taught Dracula how to use the internet?
>>153680702They should've made this about Mavis trying to run the hotel while her father is away, like she does in the series later on. The romance/race plot is boring.
>>153680818That dude was an extroverted party stoner type, women like dudes like that for alpha fucks
>>153683695Foids like chads. Extremely muscular very tall male models with huge dicks. Not this goofy subhuman
>>153680702He can eat pussy like no one's buisness.
>>153681076Femdom, duh.
>>153681076He's not a dick, anon.
>>153680702He was the first humanoid she ever saw that wasn't like literally her dad or some kind of corpse monster, that's literally it. I don't even think his personality mattered much, she would probably have gone for quite literally anyone. Self-inserters shouldn't be bothered by this because (You) could just as easily have gotten her in that situation, just imagine she saw you first instead of him.
>>153680702Male writers
>>153680702First nonrotten cock that fit inside her comfortably.Its a weird movie in that regard. Dude's daughter marries the fiest dude she meets and starts having kids. Husband is a burden and they are stuck woeking for her dad.And yet you are suppose to think her dad is unreasonable
>>153680702Have you ever watched, 50 shades of grey? Remember how the female mc was some boring joe shmoo who somehow attracted a 6'5 ripped billionaire. This is the male version of it.
>>153683680>The romance/race plot is boring.They know this. Its why johnny gets sidelined in later movies, is removed from the cartoon and they repeat the love story wirh Dracula and Hellsing. Johnny was too successful at being unlikeable as a son in law. There isnt much to do with him after the tension is resolved
>>153683899>And yet you are suppose to think her dad is unreasonableYes. Dracula has the best intentions yet goes about everything in the worst way leading to his daughter marrying the first guy she meets who is a constant annoying burden to him.
>>153680702her dad kept her caged up and he was the first guy who talked to her. of course she would crush on him hard>>153681076isn't Ron a magic kungfu fighter?
>>153683955And them trying to do a "daughter wants to explore the world" plot doesn't work with the fantastical setting, since you'd assume the monsters have their own worlds too that are probably more interesting. Mavis should find humans boring.
>>153684273Why the gay colors?
>>153684085>Yes. Dracula has the best intentions yet goes about everything in the worst way leading to his daughter marrying the first guy she meets who is a constant annoying burden to him.The movie doesnt really present Johnny as punishment for being over protective. It presents not liking Johnny and the fake town and being over protective as all equally bad things I dont think the movies ever assert that Johnny was a dumb choice. Though it might be a little implied by dracs second wife being so much better than Johnny
What does he see in you?
>>153681076>>153680702You know if this was some big chud square-jawed aggro asshole you would be SEETHING and raging that your waifu is getting railed by chad dick and not the kind of loser beta-male self-insert that resembles you right?
I'm surprised that this franchise has 4 fucking movies and no one has brought up the topic of just turning Johnny into a vampire
>>153685533You know what...
>>153680702What’s going on with the Netflix show? Did they delay it to October this year?
>>153680702Gallons and gallons of cum.
Pregnant bat sex
>>153685184Brain damage from low oxygen
>>153680702Jonathan is pretty chill to be fair. Loves traveling across the world and isn’t afraid of trying new things, so he fills that need for novelty in Mavis.
>>153680702>What does she see in him?fun to be around, idk
He's kind, genuine and hard working. That's what women want. Stop being insecure and hold true to your own values. Don't be lazy, but don't let people walk over you. Be generous and treat others warmly, but hold them accountable when they fuck up.
>>153680702
>>153683726Cope
>>153683726>Extremely muscularStopped reading there
>>153680702Male Writers self insert fantasy is making the lameass goofy dork get hot babe pussy, since television and films and novels started.
>>153683726>>153685579lay off the porn
>>153681052>Jewish >looks Puerto rican
I wish women were like cartoon women and not the horrible cunts they actually are in real life.
>>153680702I shit you not I had a coworker with this exact relationship dynamic. I'm 22 there's a group of goth girls who really want a fucking ginger hair bum in their life it's remarkable
>>153683680I would rather have a full prequel film about Drac and his gang facing off against monster hunters, like they did with Van Helsing in the opening scene of 3
>>153680702I'm pretty sure she's a human fucker just like how most of us are monster fuckers
>>153680702Ginger
>>153688936>I'm pretty sure she's a human fucker just like how most of us are monster fuckersIt does beg the question, would you fuck a vampire girl if she was some bean headed dumb as shit jew and you ended up having to live off your dad because of just how incompetent she is
>>153688305>Male Writers self insert fantasy is making the lameass goofy dork get hot babe pussy, since television and films and novels started.They used to be handsome and incompetent or poor. Or normal and lovable with like a skill.Johnny is none of these things
>>153687646Roger some how manages to be loveable despite being a naive dope
>>153680702His giant, upward curving cock.
>>153685587>I'm surprised that this franchise has 4 fucking movies and no one has brought up the topic of just turning Johnny into a vampireVampires are just immortal jews in hotel transylvania. I guess it is implied that they are murder machines because of the grandpa but I dont think they ever suck blood or turn anyone.They're like Jewish wizards
>>153680702whatever the writers want her to
>>153684229I just realised we never get to see how the monster world at large is, unless it was explored in the tv show.
>>153680702That was the whole point of the first movie.
>>153680702He had some genuine qualities in the first movie that made him likeable. An interest in history and travel, chill attitude but not a total dumbass. Also funny pulls ladies
>>153693663What was the point of the following--*checks notes*--THREE Hotel Transylvania films?
>>153683726God I can't believe "people" like you exist, just kill yourself already, you're not going to achieve anything in life anyway, you provide nothing for anyone, not even yourself.
>>153691777It wouldn't bother me that much
>>153680702Forced couple for the sake of the "humour",Without this total loser the humour of hotel transilvania would just be invisible man and dracula getting kicked on the nuts every now and then
>>153695633Werewolf cunny
>>153680702Good girls who haven't been poisoned by modern culture like a goofy guy with confidence and a fun personality
>>153691865Keep in mind, toons think Jessica is the lucky one.
>>153697349why?
>>153683726Bro, have you ever seen real couples?
>>153697574Yeah, I've seen "real couples". The man is ALWAYS a very tall muscular attractive guy. I don't know what happens in your favela but that's how it is in my country.
>>153680702>>153681076Jewish self inserts
>>153697569Rodger is peak rubber hose which means he is the most powerful of all the toones
>>153696634so is the kid a dhampir or vampire
>>153697992He's goddamn lucky, that's what he is
>>153680702His 8 inch ginger cock. And he makes her laugh.
>>153680702>>153681076>>153697971jesus fucking christ how did I not notice this before. every single time an overly competent and ridiculously attractive woman gets hitched to a mediocre man in one of this shows the guy is always a fucking jew
>>153697833Stuff like this is my jam.
>>153697833Why does the g-string ride so low while the tail sits so high? You'd think that the tail would need to sit right in between the cheeks, next to bottom string.
>>153681076Ron is a terrible example of this, they were childhood friends and he literally runs into danger with her. Ron and Kim regardless of what mad Yuri shippers say have great chemistry.
>>153697956I didn't know jews were into goths.>>153697949I wish the artist would've continued the story...
>>153699811Swain hangs around these parts and will take your money no sweat. So, you gonna pay up or what?
>>153699832Does anyone know if the artist would be up for just about anything as long as money is involved? And when I say anything, I mean ANYTHING. If the answer is yes, then l'm willing to give him/her 2k for a very special commission.
>>153683615Kek, underated post
>>153680702director's dream scenario, simple as
>>153699811
>>153696634I'm trying to figure out what kind of offspring they'd have if they procreate. Vampire werewolf that can fly? He/she could switch between human/bat/werewolf? Or would 1000 years of dracula genes still reign supreme and only a huma/bat?
>>153701040what the fuck is that even a picture of? what did she stick in her cunt?
>>153680702Typical wacky/nerdy/creepy jew from the coasts gets the hot girl thing.
>>153701630...Its a dildoShe put a dildo in her bald vamp pussy and took pics.But the pics dont show up on the camera because shes a vampire.
>>153683726Tall yes, extremely muscular no. The reality is this guy was a chill dude who positively influenced people around him, including her dad, for the better. Also he was tall.
>>153680702He Jewish. so money.
>>153701783Lot of tall genuinely nice guys are ignored by genuinely hot women.Its plot. Like the average chick with a boring personality being lusted after/boddice ripped by Johnson Megadong the third. Filthy rich and powerful prince of the vampires.
>>153697956>Jewish self insertsIs Johnny? Aren't Drac and Mavis essentially magic jews? The hotel is a reference to sky resorts in the catskills? Johnny is the worthless gentile that sheltered Jewish girls fall for.Were they being clever and making Johnny a double jew so Christians wouldnt complain?
>>153699199That's the entire shtick of Adam Sandler's movies - bunbling retard saves the day and gets a hot capable woman on his dick because he's funny.
>>153701941Yes.Its the most obvious jew on earth LARPing as a goy.Thats okay. Just ignore them being jews if that upsets you and have fun.
>>153701959>because he's funnydon't conflate laughter happening in his vicinity to Adam sandler being funny
>>153700976
>>153701941Some are Jew coded even if they aren't explicitly Jewish
>>153680702He makes her laugh
