Why's he always so goddamn miserable now?
>>153681256Isn't everyone miserable on this show
>>153681267Yeah, but they at least try to have a good time with the people around them. Quagmire just fucking bitches and moans at every opportunity whenever something even slightly inconveniences him.
who cares, he was never an interesting character except maybe like once or twice
>>153681256>Why's he always so goddamn miserable now?Because they decided to turn the rivalry between Brian and Quagmire into a contest into who's character will be most completely trashed.
>>153681256He wants to have sex but can't because that's problematic in 2026 so he's frustrated.
>>153681256You aren't?
>>153681256Because back in 1999 he was allowed to have sex with everything that moved and these days that's heckin bad so he just has to be an asshole instead
>>153681256troll's remorse
humiliation ritual for being a heckin misogynist
Brian and Chris now make all the pervert jokes
Because Family Guy was originally envisioned as a parody of sitcoms. Quagmire was an exaggerated version of Larry Dallas from Three's Company. Post-cancellation Family Guy forgot what it was supposed to be.
>>153681256He is basically the virgin of his group. >Pays for hookers>not marriedFIY, if you're this guy in any group, you will be considered a virgin, not a chad.
>>153681256Because they made him into the guy that has to epicly own Brian every episode, so that means he can't do any crazy Quagmire stuff, so they just made him the always annoyed, exasperated one of the group.
>>153681256I think it's started around season 6 with this scene:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uUH6o-jdog
>>153681256The network thinks him being a serial rapist isn't wholesome 100 enough for a once TV-14 now TV-MA show.
>>153681698The official first nu-Quagmire episode is "jerome is the new black" season 8 episode seven. An all around awful episode full of cuck humor and the introduction of nu-Quagmire. That is the episode with the dinner rant scene as well.
>>153681473After high school you're pretty much paying for sex regardless if it's a hooker or your girlfriend/wife.
>>153681940>The official first nu-Quagmire episode is "jerome is the new black" season 8 episode seven.That one is even worse cause it is Brian and Quagmire arguing for a whole episode.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrQk4ZzHArg
>>153681438That would be better but troons, 00s comedians and SA users would felt they are getting called out and cuckservative would cry about making Brian(a leftist) looks better
>>153681256All the pervy jokes were taken over by Peter, Brian, and Chris. Family Guy had to "change with the times," so Quagmire needed a new gimmick. They'd already set up his beef with Brian, so that became the basis for his being so curmudgeonly now https://x.com/lillithpilled/status/1889784794642321627
>>153681256Because he is a rapist
>>153682385I mean he obviously doesn't like hanging out with anyone anymore, so what's the fucking point of his character? Why bother bringing the fucking killjoy along on the wacky plots?
>>153681406This. Guys like quagmire don’t exist in the modern world anymore. The time where a funny looking yet charismatic guy with a high paying job could easily get a lot of pussy is over. Making him the angry guy who hates liberals like Brian is the only logical evolution of his character.
>>153681256>sex weirdo goonbrain discovers how empty his cum lifestyle is>he's now miserable 24/7Wow crazy
>>153681256He probably started using the internet for more than just the porn. The internet is the reason why a lot of people are miserable these days
>>153681256Because they aren't allowed to tell quagmire jokes anymore
>>153682888Except that ISNT the premise
>>153683170Show up in window say diggity What's the problem with them?
Hot take but quagmire was only good and funny as a rapist pervert zoophile.
>>153681256He's no longer allowed to rape.
Seasons 1-3 of Family Guy were so charming and fun. Sometimes, dead is better.
>>153681256His entire original character persona got torpedo'd by #MeToo so now he's just kinda the grouchy neighbor that occasionally is a pervert.
>>153681434>Quagmire, you raped a teenager locked in a bathroom during prom night
>>153681406>>153682530They do exist. It's just that modern sex culture is completely different. It's oddly more private and cliquey than the boomer generation which had the tone of hollywood but sex. It's a bit weird how the internet morphed sex and porn. It feels like it's even more walled off and exclusive, only for the very elite and gives up so much more of an exploitative vibe than that of the sexual revolution of the 60s which was all about expressing sex and sexuality freely and openly.
>>153681698I feel like Brian stealing his RV is what soured the relationship for good
>>153683333I agree, however the most recent episode did have a joke about him buying used netball skirts from the school rummage sale. So looks like they're bringing those old jokes back
>>153684398First season if I recall correctly
>>153684407Nah talking about the most recent episode that aired last Sunday
