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The Huss Edition

Qott: What questions do you have for the god that hold absolute power?

Last Dream Bubble >>153660628
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>>153687316
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>>153687369
So anons, did he win or what?
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>>153687382
>vriska cosplayer pussy young enough to be his daughter
Honestly yes
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>>153687316
>What questions do you have for the god that hold absolute power?
Are you Andrew Hussie?
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>>153687316
I need to know Hussie's opinion on pic related
Noelle=Hussie theory has been living in my head rent-free ever since it first dropped
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>>153687399
if he had a daughter at 23 then yes
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/hsg/ try not to post about hussie challenge (impossible)
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>>153687432
this is stupid
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>>153687422
I am totally him, please buy official merch and sign this NDA before replying.
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>>153687481
Relly!?!???!????
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>>153687492
Yes! Also I'm here!! Death to latin america!!!
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>>153687519
you!?
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Headcanoning Vriska telling teens to kill themselves as a nice pastime
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>>153687540
hi. im anonymous.
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>>153687481
>>153687519

Toby does his John impression for Andrew
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>>153687468
...I'm assuming this is a cropped pic, and there's a full?
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>>153687316
>QOTT
Is radiation more of a throat goat or an anal slut?
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>>153687577
hi gay, im dad
>>153687588
That's it, oh TOBY CONTROLS HUSSIE'S MIND
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pic related
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>>153687616
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>>153687686
holy SHIT this is lewder than I thought it's be
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>>153687686
three girl strider larpers NEED to do this to me
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Would Vriska be a certified hypnotist if she lived on Earth?
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He did nothing wrong.
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>>153687967
why the fuck is he a femboy
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>>153687847
>Karkat crouching
>which implies he's taller than John
I cannot accept this on a spiritual level
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>>153688001
>skinny troll
>"femboy"

mental retardation or porn addiction

call it
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>>153687686
Dios mio....
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>>153688020
i cant lie hes lowkey right anon
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>>153688019
maybe john is still a young teen. once he reach peak in 18 he will surpass karkat in height.
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>>153688001
sorry senpai, only male-rezi's can be called femboy
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>>153688102
holy shit this is nice.
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>>153688102
sorry gamcuck but with all those drugs in his system, that clown is never getting an erection

go look for a better bull
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>>153687468
>try not to post about the creator of comic in a thread about the comic
?
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>>153687967
>be a mutie on Beforus
>you could enjoy a lifetime of NEETing, doing what you want and eating chicken tendies, courtesy of Her Imperilous Consternation's government bleeding coldblooded taxpayers dry
>instead you decide to LARP as one of the wagecuck castes, all to get a job you're obviously not qualified for, which ends in multiple workplace-related death
Genuinely, what the FUCK was this retard's problem?
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guys what shoul i eat?

1) normal sandwich with cheese and hams?
2) bread with fruit marmelade?
i have doubts.
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>>153688164
1 day blinding stew
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i wish people made porn of calliope that wasnt just callieroxy
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>>153688164
>guys what shoul i eat?
mindhoney
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>>153688209
more cherub porn...............
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>this amount of horny posting this early
C'mon anons...
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>>153688102
don't do this to me don't post amazing art of ntr I hate ntr
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>>153688241
you just gave me a good idea. honey would be nice in the future.
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>>153688137
>implying his clown bullshit powers don't give him massive raging erections when the plot demands it
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>>153688247
has anyone tapped into the calliope strap demon market yet?
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>>153688261
>clown bullshit powers
>doesnt have any
?
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>>153688264
theres a few here and there but the cherub smut in general is scarce anon
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>>153688253
its early for you but it aint early for me
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>>153688209
the irony that there’s more porn of Kanaya getting dicked down by men while Calliope gets none of that
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>>153688280
:-( looks like no one sees the appeal of my favorite green goddess...
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>>153688267
He literally couldn't be killed in the comic because the narrative deemed him to be an important plot device
Apply this logic to ntr and you get a bull(plot device characters!) that CAN overcome his sopor-induced erectile dysfunction when it counts because fuck you
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>>153688264
investing in this stock
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>>153688156
no motivation to fight against the world
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>>153688253
ok fine. wholesome stuff, wholesome stuff...
what would your ship be like as parents?
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hello /hsg/
drawing requests?
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>>153688378
terezi acting all cute
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>>153688364
Unlike the trash that roxygen ended up being, Rose wouldnt get complacent and remain neurotic all the way, which is what John needs trust me. Also Harry would still be traumatized, but because he hears his parents fuck like animals instead of arguing.
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>>153688378
Sollux and Aradia in a picnic please. Can be on earth or on alternia. Can be the simpliest sketch.
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>>153688364
That baby will grow up to be the first lawyer to argue entirely in rhyming couplets.
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>>153688322
that seems boring anon, give me a capable bull like equius or smth

not the guy that gets solo'd by a green skelefucker with an ak, a lesbian vamp etc etc
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>>153688423
>gets solo'd by a green skelefucker with an ak
He tanked it btw

>a lesbian vamp etc etc
He tanked it btw

>unimaginable amount of sopor
His dick tanked it btw
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>>153688378
Nepeta getting high off catnip
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>>153688455
Tanking stuff is the only thing this pathetic punching of a character is good for, his only feats are against a willing retard and a blind girl.
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>>153688400
>Also Harry would still be traumatized, but because he hears his parents fuck like animals instead of arguing
who moans louder john or rose
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>>153688455
>does boring slop
>gets constantly solo'd by literally anyone, even fucking aranea
>"HES SO BASED GUYS, MOST POWERFUL CHARACTER IN HOMOSUCK!!11!1"
>>153688475
seconded
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>>153688493
this is the flavor of roxy and john that i like.
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>>153688422
>rap battle lawyer
how fucking PRIMITIVE is our current court system that we do not already do this
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>>153687969
is he stupid?
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>>153688498
Depends. Rose moans louder on average, but sometimes she wants to try something involving John's butthole and some of her fingers and John's moans can be heard across paradox space
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>>153688378
Dirk and Tavros riding the robot unicorn from Robot Unicorn Attack
Consider playing Always by Erasure in the background while drawing for extra immersion
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>>153688378
Dani lifting up and hugging Lily from Space Days?
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>>153688592
wtf I love grimdorks now?!
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>>153688378
Karkat looking tuff with a big gun
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>>153688423
>capable bull like equius
That nigga ain't cucking anyone unless we're going for netorase
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>>153688644
did you miss the word "capable"?

at least he can get it up, just order him to do it
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>>153688423
>>153688455
>>153688475
>>153688506
>powerscaling in a discussion about suitability of starring as a bull in ntr plots
?????
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>>153688762
>anons wanting a bull that isnt an anemic junkie clown thats alive bcs the writer couldnt kill him
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>>153688762
Most powerscaling stats can also be used to quantify bullscaling, like endurance, skill, battle iq and hax. However Gamzees only feats in endurance are pain based, not athletic, so he would be an amazing ryona victim, but a terrible bull.
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Can you really not kill the clown? If I were to open up the fridge or put his pieces back together could he come back?
Please?
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>>153688892
he looks better when he's dead
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just stumbled upon some pics of all the girl's bushes
feferi is the only one thats shaved
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>>153688892
>honk emote nipple tatts
!!!!!
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>>153688941
makes sense. feferi is a swimmer
kanaya should at least be trimmed though
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>>153688907
Gentlemen. I might have a solution for that problem...
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>>153689014
lOoK oUt HeS gOnNa ScReAm ThE n WoRd
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>>153689014
so... let me check my notes

>junkie dead clown that probably smells like actual burnt garbage
>still has erectile disfunction

what are the benefits if not being the perfect target for futa aradias?
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>>153688892
kiss him back to life >3<
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Kiss meBeneath the milky twilight
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>>153689099
>futa aradias
This needs to be explored more just like Aradia is exploring the boys' "caves"
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>>153689163
>gamzee sph at the hands of futa ghostradia, aradiabot and regular aradia

0u0
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>>153689099
>still has erectile disfunction
Not after I get done with him.

Also cute Mallek.
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>>153689099
why is mallek a mermaid?
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>>153689324
iunno anon but hes hot

>>153689285
>Not after I get done with him.
breaking his prostate wont help him get an erection anon
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>>153687382
>spends his days starting fights with random twitter whos while his pilot doesn't get picked up
Lmao no
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>>153689412
You don't know that. It might.
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I invoke my right as a high blood to huff Mallek's pits.
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>>153689506
Stupid blue whore.
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>>153689460
if you make him a bitchboy clown ill congratulate your efforts anon

you would be turning a pile of shit into smth worth fucking
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>>153689099
>>153689285
>>153689412
>>153689506
>>153689525
Stop posting that insufferable fucking faggot that needs to be raped, beaten to a pulp and then raped again.
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>>153689602
>kurloztard

nuff said
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I like Gamzee in a platonic way too and not only want to have sex with the troll :v
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>>153689432
This. You can tell from the constant bullshit how miserable he is.
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>>153689602
, but enough about Kurloz.
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>>153689432
one day it will be picked up then you all will be screenshoted.
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>>153689625
>if you post [character] as a reaction image then you MUST be a [character]fag!
God, you're so fucking braindead, as expected from someone who likes that trashy unwashed piece of shit rapebait that is Mallek.
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>>153689789
honestly im all for it. fingers crossed because i believe in miracles.
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>>153689809
>kurloztard has a horrid opinion a second time

fork found in kitchen rofl
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Not the biggest Gamzee fan but I think him and Karako are pretty neat!
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you guys should make ammends and kiss.
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>>153689865
Karako is best boyooo
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>>153689789
screenshotted just for you anon, im gonna post this years from now after this crapy pilot NEVER gets picked up and your gonna look like a DUMB tool
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If we're postan purple bloods I want to see more of this little fucker.
Who are your parents?
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>>153689934
Where the fuck are your parents?
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>>153689602
Kurloz canonically mindcontrols meulin and makes her put a flat chastity cage on him

I had to pester Andrew for this fact anon, i hope you're proud
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>>153689876
Shut up nepetard
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>>153689902
i screeshotted your screenshot now youre going to look like a idiot when it gets picked up next years.
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>>153689934
for real. what was up with this nepera segment? i thought this didnt made any sense even tho it was well drawn.
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>>153689934
>>153689956
Oh god I had supressed this awful sequence from my memory why did you post this
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>>153689980
dont call me retard :(
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>>153689934
>>153689956
:33 < he's my little nyaaga
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>>153689849
I've literally told you I'm not a kurlozfag and just used a random image and yet you're still hallucinating bullshit about me because you apparently can't read for shit. Is this what liking that niggerfaggot with piercings does to people's brains?
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>>153689865
He's cute and I love him but I also believe the schizo theory he's the troll antichrist.
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>>153690124
hes not black hes gray with blue blood. i dont get the slur usage
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>>153690124
why are you seething over some pics anon

stop eating up the clear ragebait and unclench your ass
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>>153688378
My autistic friend from New Zealand says he's going to have gay sex with his roommate (which means he would go to Hell) if someone doesn't draw Terezi with braces. Please help me save his soul.
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Does hamsteak have salad
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>>153689789
Sure buddy sure
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>>153690201
but trolls are demons though. you are also going to hell
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>>153690198
i think it's that one anon who has pitched feelings for mallek
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>>153690284
They were once angels...
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oh hi hsg, here ill post this one sketch i did one time.

we pulled the 13 hour shift again, we suffered, we made it. hope everyone else is doing ok.
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>>153690337
'aved.
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>>153690201
hijacking this pic to give it braces so your friend doesnt go to #hell
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>>153690186
>anonymoose on 4chinz discovers many offensive words can be used as filler fully detached from its original meaning just to insult someone more effectively
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>>153687399
So the barometer of success is Christine Weston Chandler now?
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>>153690201
are you the friend? its okay you can have sex with your roommate anon
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>>153690464
I mean they're both lolcows
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>>153690467
No I was the guy who asked for Vriska to have braces. My wish was already granted. I just want to make this autistic man's day. And another old autistic guy who really likes Terezi. I'm just a good guy like that. A real swell friend am I.
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bunpin and gridnan
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>>153690201
I will try to when i get home Anon, but I want pics
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>>153690464
No because in this case chris-chan's equivalent is vibri while hussie acts as barb's analogue
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im pretty sure it was a trend last thread to do characters with braces?

who should i do? John? Jade? of course those are my 2 choices, but does anyone else have some suggestions.
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>>153690215
>>153690392
It's always a feast for the eyes to see the work of a good artist who is also a Chubrezi believer
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>>153690392
sex with all four of them
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>>153690779
requesting someone draw John and Jade kissing, and their braces accidentally get tangled together
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>>153690779
Besides saving a gay man's soul with Terezi, Jade would probably be cute.
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>>153690736
i dont think that vibri raped their own mother
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>>153690779
Karkat with them and he starts to sound like sollux, just like that one comic from long ago
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>>153690847
But they can rape me when I get dementia~
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this guys redesigns are pretty nice, but mituna looking like a disgusting chud is fucked up
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>>153690822
its...so peak....i MUST draw this.
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>>153690938
hmm where is it?
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>>153690938 (me)
forgot the image since i’m retarded
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>>153690975
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>>153690975
he looks like he is mentally handcaped so its okay then.
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>>153690862
i can do that. consensually instead
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>>153690975
the backpack is soo fucked up
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>>153690938
50RRY F4G 8U7 1N 7H3 H0M357UCK W0RLD 7H3 D15GU571NG CHUD G375 7H3 5K473R G1RL.
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>>153691158
Every day I pray to God to wake up in Homestuck but he hasn't done it yet. One day...
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git up!
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>>153692102
github? i like github. what are some application/tools you people use from github?
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>>153690337

Thank you for your service in the wagie cagie
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>>153692235
right now I can't remember any :/
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>>153692334
manifesting someone who will pay me a salary to draw john jade.
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>>153690392

Snootnose's boob sweat...
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shilling once again bc i drew again
r8.whiteboardfox.com/87143524-2277-7050
r8.whiteboardfox.com/87143524-2277-7050
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>>153690392
>>153690975
post the rest?
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>>153690012
its never gonna get picked up and if it does its gonna be gay just like all the other vivziepop trash
and im gonna screenshot my own post ahead of time so that i can prove to people that this show thatll never exist will be fuckling gay if it did exist, which it NEVER will
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>>153693073
its funded by vivziepop. not made by
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drawing eridan in oil pastel rn
i will post if ends up well
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>>153693149
>if
post it regardless or we will hunt you down
best of luck
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>>153690215
Beforus Terezi was designed in a lab to make my dick hard
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>>153693149
Tomorrow i will try Vriska.
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>>153694006
sadlt i relarned that yellow colors in both trafional medias are super translucid for some reason. I need to learn to mix it with other pastel colors so it gets opaque or just use gouache with white colors.
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FUCK HHHNNNNGGGG I NEED HER
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>>153694006
Nice
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>>153694006
adorable. how does one use oil pastels anyway? I've never had the chance to try it
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>>153694246
well its pretty messy. i used oil pastels in many ways. both dry like chalk but i diluted in oil solvent to make the underpaint.
there is some nice videos explaning and teaching how to use it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_tGMA7Qa0QE
i like this channel.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_tGMA7Qa0QE
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>>153694595(me)
I used Pentel Oil Pastels by the way. They are cheap but nice! Good pigments. But I really look forward to use Gallery Oil pastels.
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Now that I'm actually sitting here and scratchiing my head about it how the fuck do you draw someone and focus on the fact that they have braces? is it just ahegao with extra steps?
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>>153694735
Never seen a toothy smile?
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WHERE IS MY CANDY TIMELINE UPDATE
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>>153694873
HotDiggityDemon Terezi would sound like PONY.MOV RD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQaisack_jc
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if homestuck didnt become more widespread would hussie manage to finish it without self sabotage or is he doomed to tarnish everything
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>>153694973
>or is he doomed to tarnish everything
Nigga had an Ego, it was going to be shit in the end.
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I'd love to get lost in the rolls of her fat
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>>153695225
SAME
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>>153694735
?
draw a smile. then draw the braces on top of it
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>>153694973
apparently his dad died in the middle of it and if so, I completely understand if he just wanted to hurry up and wrap everything up
losing my mom would knock the fun outta any ongoing projects I'd have too
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>>153695372
Even when you've mastered the art of making cock draining fuck tulpas like Hussie?
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Ellith Tulpa..... so nice...
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I just noticed i made Eridan's horns wrong. I feel really dumb.
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>>153695580
Remember, Eridan's horns are literally Harry Potter's scar.
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>>153695506
even then. I'm not a doomplayer, I'm not equipped to deal with loss
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>>153695700
Uhum got it.
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>>153695506
>cock draining fuck tulpas
what
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my tummy hurts and i just got string hiccups :( evil..
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>>153693131
It's funny how she had absolutely no idea what she was getting into.
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>>153695761
*rubs your belly*
there, there
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>>153695837
i got better. now im sleepy.... gn ..
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>>153695825
Fucking ew. Get away from me.
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>>153695855
gn anon, pleasant dreams
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>>153695924
Dennis....oh dennis, my favorite mind player of this session
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>>153695225
The best thing about fat Terezi is that she's less desirable and therefore more likely to date me.
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>>153695924
Bos scared of a little itty bitty spwider
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>average fanventure
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>>153694125
Rose's subconscious...
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>>153695825
now post the version where she has her shirt off
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>>153696902
no scratch
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>>153696741
>rose developing a pseudo-psychosexual attraction to her mother that she wants to use roxy to satisfy
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who would be better at rimming, terezi or calliope?
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>>153697774
why not have both try on you?

im sure you could judge *after* the deed
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>>153697791
i have to pull out a pen and paper and take notes on their techniques...
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>>153697800
well lets see...

>callie has a really really long tongue
>may need some encouragment
>not very freaky

>Terezi has a regular toungue (maybe thicker or tougher thx to licking stuff)
>will do it with a smile
>freaky probs into it


im thinking its a tie anon
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>>153697819
yeah tie probably
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>>153697835
now... both at the same time tho
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>>153697854
hmmmm who would be the lucky one to experience such a pleasure... john maybe?
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>>153697875
id say so

or roxy ig

callie would be up to if you're nice enough and terezi *feels* like she'd be down to freak if you asked so the only real challenge here is having a friendship with both of them
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>>153697881
how about a johnrezicallieroxy foursome?
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>>153697903
fuck it, sure

sounds hot as fuck so
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>>153697875
Karkat 100%
Terezi works here for obvious reason, but so does Calliope because Karkat shares interests with her and his temperament makes him kinda similar to Caliborn
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>>153697912
terezi and callie rimming john while roxy jacks him off and french kisses...
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>>153697944
someone write a fic for this........
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>>153697932
>>153697875
>first thought being about another character and not yourself
what kind of sicko gets off to smut centered shipfics? that just feels like you’re being cucked
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had a dream last night I was modding Mario Kart SNES to be homestuck theme and was working on Prospit Cup maps
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>>153698036
youre supposed to insert yourself as one of the characters silly!
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Nepeta is what kids today call a "moe8lo8"

that is all
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>>153698062
that’s gay
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>>153698089
this

>>153698062
that's gay
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fandom peaked when this dropped. everything else after is sludge
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>>153697875
i drew that with john and the justification was

which male has a fat ass?

trolls dont make sense, since they are all skinny, dave and dirk no. caliborn no. john makes sense because he likes sugary treats, so he is lil chubby. and jake, but he would have a muscular ass instead.
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>>153698089
>>153698273
>if the fic isnt character x reader i CAN'T read it

now thats proper fag behaviour
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I'm self-inserting into both characters when I'm reading a smutfic, thus engaging in quasi-selfcest
Get on my level.
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>>153698348
entirely different takeaway from the shit I’m going on about
I can read normal shipfics fine enough, but asking for me to self-insert into a scenario that’s already pretty OOC is gay
at that point just make it a self-insert fic
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>>153695506
what is your problem
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>>153696926
>>153697652
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>>153698376
>Get on my level
I would rather not be buried in the pits of Hell, anon. I prefer my current, greater elevation, thank you very much
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>>153697774
Terezi. There's literally no way she doesn't beat Calliope. Technique, Passion, Tongue Length and Dexterity, Ability to Kiss Hole.
It's all taken home by her, she clears.
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man AI really has come so far
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>>153697774
karkat (cus he's gay and there's nothing gayer than eating ass)
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GOOD MORNING HSG
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>>153698931
goodnight nonny :3
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>>153698870
Holy based
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Does she know about the DORE?
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>>153698935
im so fucking hungry and i need to change a lot of internet handles hhhh i hate corpos...
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>>153698935
goodnight?
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>>153699104
it either is night for him or his brain had a lil glitch and said gn instead of gm.
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if i met candy jane i'd make sure tavvy wouldnt be the only child anymore
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>>153699265
im sorry but you must have a long meat to reach jane's heavenly gates, they are protected by waves and waves of meat.
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does she know she can mind control the customers so they order nothing?
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>>153695825
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>>153698329
>i drew that
can you share?
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>>153699630
its on whiteboard
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>>153699619
He would NOT react like that
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>>153699394
Why not just mind control the customers into givin her all their money instead?
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>>153699641
i've never considered a johnvrisrezi threesome... maybe i am a bad person?
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I wish Sollux was my friend so he could help me and give me a flash course in all computer and hacking stuff. Its boring to do it alone.
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>>153699675
malek can help.
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>>153699672
>not talking about john's massive cheeks
impossible
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>>153699845
Vriska putting her 8 inch alien cock between john's giant cheeks...
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>>153699675
He would just tell you to "fuck off and go read 2iicp"
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>>153699675
If I do good will he let me "kith" him?
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i just noticed kanaya and john kinda have similar hair...
rose and kanaya using john as a surrogate father for a bunch of rosemary babies.
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Oh man, I can't wait to learn how to draw with this handy manual!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyLeR_IO77c
hsbc team talking about how they make the comic
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>>153700928
like halfassing it?
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>>153700928
Don't care not reading it
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>>153700505
>spoiler
cringe. instead:
rose only fucks kanaya because (if you squint and are on major amounts of alcohol (which she was when all this started) she kinda looks like john, who she missed and obviously wanted to FUCK, and she only stays in her relationship with kanny because of her commitment to the bit. but then she fucks jade because... by virtue of being blood related to john, they're similar enough that if she was drunk, she'd be able to imagine her weird glowing dog penis was john's normal human penis which is arguably 20% baseder
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>>153700928
when are they 6onna talk about how to make a 6ood story?
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noelle holiday... knight of rage?
kris dreemurrrrrrrr Prince of Heart
susie: page of blood
toriel drrenrur skeleton fucker
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>>153701193
When they figure out time travel to get back to early 10s and stop /hsg/ from giving ipgd money for that damned dildo.
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>>153700928
i recommend listening to this, not going to lie theyre mostly talking about how to start you own project. which is useful
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>>153701267
unrelated 8ut why did hussie make horuss such a fucka8le twink? i just can't fathom the reason 8ehind it
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>>153701254
>susie
>not a knight
Opinion discarded, you suck at classpecting
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>>153701331
shhh shhh shut up nigger. i bet you think The Knight would be a knight too huh monkey? NO. Prince of Hope. Susie is obviously a page don't be a dumb goofy clown dumdum dummy dumbass
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>>153701319
He's a Page, fuckability is part of the deal
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>>153701372
oh yeah. man now i feel stupid, since this is 100% true and pro8a8ly canonically accurate too:

>Tavros had vriska and 6amzee lustin6 after him
>the Horussy was too temptin6 for rufioh to resist
>Jake
pa6es really are the Rape8ait Class
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>>153701352
Explain how is she closer in personality to Jake and Tavros than to Dave or Karkat without sounding deranged
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>>153701403
Don't forget Page garbs were inspired by the first Robin's outfit(just like Knights take after Batman), and that guy grew up to be Nightwing, the guy with a famously shapely ass
This is probably the fabled Page potential the comic was talking about
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>>153701414
wait. wait shit. i forgot about chapter one... in chapter 1 she'd probably be a Knight of Hope, but after? shit nvm i think she's a Knight.

>>153701505
GYAAAATDAMN why'd they give him so much CAKE
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anyways the only reason lil Hal did all that stuff was because he was a pair of fucking glasses

Dirk is intrinsically a Heart player, therefore a copy of his brain would be as well

Rose, when she went grimdark, inverted from Light to Void. lil Hal does the same, where he starts Heart, but by the time we see him in the story, he's a scheming liar. Mind traits.

Which is to say all of this would've been fixed if that lazy nigger dirk just built his auto responder a body and treated him like a person instead of a tool.
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>>153701319
>horuss
>fucka8le twink
I don't see it. What's the appeal?
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>>153701674
idk man. i just look at him and i'm like "he was clearly intended to 8e fucka8le". even if, as a strai6ht man, i'm not personally attracted to him, i can see that he's MEANT to 8e attractive. and effeminate
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>>153701695
>twink
him and rufius are buff as shit big bro
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>>153701746
this fa66ot is LEAN at most. nowhere near 8uff. that's why he's an unrealized Pa6e of Void. fully realized, he'd 8e 8uffer than Equius, 8ut... y'know. the dancestors are all losers
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What's Buddha's classpect? His biography points at his class being Heir(comfortable and sheltered upbringing that made him naive to the ways of the world), but I'm not sure about his aspect. Mind because muh karma? Or maybe Space?
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>>153701657
Consider that as a copy of Dirk's brain in a pair of glasses, devoid of literally every trapping of life beyond thought, Hal can only be Mind. A perfect distillation of pure mind.
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>>153701775
still not rapebait when things like cronus exist.
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jesus christ deleting guugle emails and accounts is the most annoying gay shit ever. i hope this fags go bankcorrup soon. anyway guys how are you in this fine saturday? im suffering but managing
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>>153702151
Making terrible life decisions which will end up with other people getting hurt. So better than usual
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>>153702151
about to start writing a weird psychosexual grimdorks fic wbu
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>>153702213
I dont know. it seems like its a pretty sunny day outside so I think i will walk at the park and paint a little. Maybe i find another weird schizo stalker in there or Maybe I will have a good time alone with the birds ans stray cats and no one will bother me as I go like a vagabond. better than rot inside this house that is not mine. I want to have fun today since i keep getting stressed with incomming homelesness and being slaved out. So i want to enjoy the freedom i have. maybe if i get my autism diagnosis i can have a easy job oportunity but idk really. I want to have fun.
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>>153702169
Are you going to kill someone? I cant think on anything that will hurt people that you are obligated to do that isn't it.
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Post your favourite art of Hussie's that is NOT a panel from the comic.

Bonus points if it's something from a con.
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>>153702378
Holy shit based
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>>153702378
holy foreshadowing

the hair cut is sharp as a knife too
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>>153702303
what do you mean incomming homelesness?
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>>153702522
i will run away from home soon. i dont know what will happen with me next but i will definitly not have a fix house for a while.
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>>153702151
honestly, i have been gooning for 4 hours straight and nutted 5 times this morning. this porn addiction is ruining my life. worse is my body. my libido is extremely high and my refractory period is very short. i dont know what to do exactly
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>>153701853
This is what perfection in humanoid form looks like.
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>>153702807
you should go to the hospital hypersexual anon. we talked about before this is a neurologycal and a unrest problem but there is ways to treat it. its way easier than it seems.
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>>153702333
No im not going to kill someone jeez im not vriska serket
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>>153702855
oh ok then.
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>>153702807
That does sound like an actual medical issue. Its like how some people need to take melatonin since they dont produce enough naturally.
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>>153702807
>what to do
just stop doing it
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>>153702977
I know this is based on Billie Eilish but I always get a mental flash bang on the fact she gave her own brother a blowjob (allegedly)
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>>153702845
>>153702890
what do i even say? its embarrassing enough just saying
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>>153702807
Lord of Void-sama...
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>>153703021
>I know this is based on Terezi Pyrope but I always get a mental flash bang on the fact she gave her own moirail a blowjob (allegedly)
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i think i understand now
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>>153702934
but i cant stop
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>>153703135
>Earlier I referred to Nepeta as being somewhat a writeup of the enthusiastic fandom type, which could be summarily branded as the "Tumblr fangirl." And in that sense, she reads as a less focused rough draft of Calliope, who brought more clarity to that role later.
>So thinking in those terms, you could also view Eridan as a writeup of the "4chan nastyboy," and therefore an unfocused draft of Caliborn, who similarly distilled that role.
>Erinep is 4chumblr
IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
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Well? Are you listening anon?
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>>153703276
Why is she doing that to my penis? My cock? My wiener?
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>>153703061
this is what anonymity is for. noone will ever know who you are
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>>153702807
>>153703191

Don't listen to those anons, you got more nuts in you, keep stroking you fucking perv.
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>>153703343
good try. but i only jerk when i get urges. which is pretty bad because sometimes i see asses in public but i just cant stop staring and wanting to jack off cuz of it. i dont want to be a perv.
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>>153702845
You walk in, and surprise! It's Dr. Vriska! And she's going to fix your problem by giving you several titfucks in a row!
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>>153703343
Please keep the gooner joi in these threads to an appropriate minimum.
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>>153702807
is this what homestuck does to you? turn you into a gooning mess? a sticky situation? the sticky icky?
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>>153703526
um.. imagine terezi joi..
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>>153703548
That would be nuts.
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>>153703566
i might make it. question, would terezi say "cummies" "goonbait" "plapmeat" or "wobble meat" on joi?
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>>153703619
terezi would do courtroom themed joi
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>>153703343
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D --> honestly, i have been g00ning for 4 hours straight and nutted 5 times this morning. this porn addiction is ruining my life. worse is my body. my libido is e%tremely high and my refractory period is very short. i dont know what to do e%actly
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>>153703619
Out of these options, I think only "wobblemeat" sounds like something trolls would think of saying. They probably weren't even familiar with human-style cum until a few of them got to experience being coated in it on the meteor.
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>>153703847
not true. equius lasts one stroke before cumming a gallon
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>>153703990
good thing he cant stroke because he would break it
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>>153704063
>insanely high libido
>can't stroke it without immediately doing picrel
that sounds like hell
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stop jerking off you dumbass holy shit. anyway i will go to the murder park at night. cheers.
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>>153704742
also i cant believe i got remembered what joi means.
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>>153698891

What I would give to be Dave in this picture.

(This is a hot-off-the-presses commission. It’ll be posted elsewhere soon)
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>>153704791
the way that nobody cares
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>>153704791
nice...what's your art social!
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>>153704791
nice comm anon, bite marks are kino (they should be bloody imo tho)
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>>153704791
cool 8ut terezi sux so it immediately 6oes some 8 tier to D tier.

man i fuckin6 hate that 8itch so much. the AUDACITY for her to... 8e such a fuckin6 6oofy dramatic piece of shit (like vriska 8ut sli6htly (SLI6HTLY) less deluded) and then... 8e there. casually. SHE MADE TO hs^2. SHE LITERALLY DOESN'T 6ET WHAT SHE DESERVES. which is ironic 8ecause she's a fuckin6 mind player AND she has an o8session with JUST1C3 so the fact that she's just roamin6 free. all the actions she's done (killin6 John, killin6 Vriska, hookin6 up with a literal clown murderer, 8ein6 a slut) are all... a8solved. SHE LITERALLY MADE IT SO THAT NONE OF IT FUCKIN6 MATTERS. she undid everythin6. SHE is why vriska fuckin6 serket's arc was undone. SHE 8rou6ht 8ack Vriska. SHE made it so that the Epilo6ues could happen. 6OD I FUCKIN6 HATE THIS 8ITCH SO FUCKIN6 MUCH. in fact i think i mi6ht hate her more than Vriska. Vriska has an excuse(ish) for 8ein6 a crazy psychopathic 8itch 8UT TEREZI? WHERE THE FUCK IS TEREZI'S EXCUSE???? All she fuckin6 does is 8um8le around like a FUCKIN6 retard (yes, Seer trait, 8ut shh), KILL MULTIPLE PEOPLE, DO IMMORAL ACTS, and then just.... NONE OF IT FUCKIN6 MATTERS 8ecause "3RMMM H3Y JOHN C4N YOU UNFUCK MY 3NT1R3 L1F3, UNDO1NG B4S1C4LLY 3V3RYTH1NG 4NYON3 FUCK1NG C4R3S 4BOUT?" 6OD I FUCKIN6 HATE THAT STUPID FUCKIN6 8ITCH SO FUCKIN6 MUCH

LET LIST TO FUCKIN6 MAKE MY POINT. HERE ARE ALL THE THIN6S I HATE A8OUT PYROPE:

>SHE'S WAY TOO FUCKIN6 POPULAR
for an o8noxious 8itch whose fuckin6 idiocy 6ets multiple people killed, she 6ets WAY too much fuckin6 love. i swear you fa66ots just like her cus "muh tom8oy" i'm 6oin6 insane. infinite tom8oy fati6ue. all the other characters shafted for the 8lue8lood melodrama

>SHE'S LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE A FUCKIN6 6REMLIN
I just. I can appreciate tom8oys, 8ut come on. She's like, the LEAST feminine character ever? and as num8er 1 strai6htest /hs6/ poster, i can say that i value femininity in a 6irl

1/? (yes there's more)
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>>153705044
>retarded text dump
>quirkfag wrote it

know what posts to ignore on /hsg/, friends!
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>>153703267
i miss my tumblr gf
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>>153688493
god i wish that was me
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>HER AND HER STUPID 8ULLSHIT
FUCK HER AND HER STUPID FUCKIN6 8S "VR1SK4 PL3333344444S3 H4V3 S3X W1TH M3 PL3333344444SSSSS3333" 6OOFY ASS HORNY ASS 8ITCH FUCK

>SLUTTY FUCKIN6 8LUE-6REEN ASS 8ITCH
LET ME TEL YOU THIS RI6HT HERE AND NOW. IF YOU HAVE TWO LE6S AND A PULSE TEREZI WANTS YOUR DICK. 6OD IF I HAD AS MANY FIn6ers as terezi has 8lackrom flin6s i'd 8e a8le to play a piano duet with one hand. John, Dave, Karkat, Vriska, FUCKIN6 6AMZEE. jesus can she NOT try to fuck literally everythin6 ever???

>MURDERER x??
Look, we all know Terezi is a 8ad person. She 6ets John killed, she DIRECTLY kills Vriska. 8ut what a8out all those Daves? look, it's 8een a while since i read homestuck, so may8e my 8lack-tinted lenses are makin6 me see thin6s that aren't there, 8ut i'm 999999% sure SHE was the one to convince Dave to use his timetravel shit to... fuckin6 time travel. tradin6 stocks and shit. And you know what happened to those poor, poor Daves after they served their purpose? THEY FUCKIN6 DIED. Oh, and don't for6et her creatin6 a doomed timeline (8y killin6 john), indirectly killin6 a few more people, and creatin6 Davesprite. No one should have to 8e a Davesprite FUCK davesprite that moody fa66ot FUCK

alri6ht that's it thou6h, 6ot it all outta my system.

>>153705078
don't 8e like that anon. that's rude.
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>>153705178
>don't 8e like that anon. that's rude.

quirkfag have you tried thinking before you post instead of throwing out your brain before posting?
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>>153704791
Guys want one thing and its fucking terezi
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>>153705208
tell me where i'm wron6 in hatin6 terezi. like i listed a few thin6s, and she's so fuckin6 insuffera8le i can't see why people would 6enuinely like her in anyway save for hatelust or just normal lust. just a fuckin6 horri8le character.
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>>153705044
>>153705178
You are so pitched for her it's unreal
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>>153704863

I bought the commission from this guy: https://x.com/AndreolaMuller

He’s reasonably priced (only $40 for 2 characters) and works ridiculously fast.
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good evening guys. hope everything is okay with you tonight.
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>>153705489
And also seems to be a Chubby Terezi believer judging by his other art (highly based)
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there's only TWO characters in homestuck free of sin. Nepeta and Dave (no way Davepeta is the most holy homestuck character). That's it. Every other character is just a horri8le piece of shit, an idiot, and/or retarded. i'm not jokin6. 6od 6ive me a sec:

>8eta kids
John: classic heir. he's just so immature. his response to vriska's "man i kinda feel 8ad a8out killing all those people" is "wow that's kinda like a movie i watched :B"
Dave: He literally just raps and chills out. He's just a cool dude, even if i hate the fa66ot
Rose: idiot (ironically), too smu6.
Jade: hates on my ni66a Eridan even when he's tryin6 to 8e nice, treats Tavros nicely even when he admits to killin6 her father (ruinin6 her entire life), and tryin6 to fuck her. Dou8le standards much?

>Alpha kids
Roxy: doesn't respect Dirk's 8oundaries and flirts with him even thou6h she KNOWS he's 6ay and it makes him uncomforta8le, ERPs with AR
Jane: tries to rape Jake twice. yes she was under the influence 8oth times. no excuse
Dirk: 6od do i even need to 6o into it? tries to kill lil Hal, mind8r8ks Jake, whatever the fuck happens in the Epilo6ues depite it 8ein6 non-canon
Jake: He's free of sin. 8ut he's still a whiny cry8a8y 8itch.

>Tr*lls
Karkat: mut*nt, insults his friends cus he's insecure, mind8roken 8y vriska, 8ad moirail
Aradia: torments Vriska with 6hosts. completely unjustified
Sollux: fi6hts Eridan over some petty 8S rather than 8ein6 the 8i66er troll
Nepeta: never did anythin6 wron6
Kanaya: ena8ler, kind of took advanta6e of Rose's drunken state to 6et with her
Terezi: murderer, manipulator
Vriska: murderer, 8ully, attention ho6
Equius: casteist
6amzee: he MURDERS a 8unch of people. yeah they fuckin6 hated him, 8ut it's still unjustified
Eridan: come on
Feferi: 100% a casteist. 8ad moirail

Kankri: hypocritical sjw
Damara: murderer
Mituna: horri8le piece of shit, casteist
Meulin: ships minors and adults to6ether (8ased 8ut also pro8lematic)

1/2
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>>153705078
Typing quirks should be a bannable offense.
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>>153705611
its not quirks, its the quirkfag thats the issue

they got fucking lobotimized months ago and now they're a permatard
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>>153705676
>they
He trooned out? Tragic, but not unexpected
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>>153705605

I’ll admit this is one of the few instances of chubby Terezi I like. Most people who do it draw her as corpulent and grotesque. He draws her as sexy and voluptuous.
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>>153705606
Let me guess... Carapacians not included as always.
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>>153704791
Looks like touched up AI, anon got scammed
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>>153705716
LMAO
anon finds out about pronouns from the english language
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>>153705742
you might need glasses anon

that or your eyes are melting
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>>153705489
Thanks Anon, maybe I'll commission braces
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>>153705606
>skipping Tavros
Is it because you subconsciously know he also did nothing wrong?
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>>153705856
He's a striderslopper, be patient.
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>>153705606
>Sollux: fi6hts Eridan over some petty 8S rather than 8ein6 the 8i66er troll
Did you seriously miss the part where he was consistently and firmly telling Eridan to fuck off because he wasn't interested in the wizardcel's sperging?
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>>153705742

The artist showed me his WIPs. It’s legitimate.
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>>153705748
Dont misgender him bigot
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>>153705606
Porrim: an idiot?? cares about troll feminism despite the gender roles of trolls being practically the exact same.
Latula: only hooks up with tardtuna because he's disabled and depends on him, sucks off fuchsia wader bulge 24/7 despite her being a casteist(?) bully
Aranea: she killed all those people in Game Over, she enables and makes excuses for Meenah (cringe). Kisses non-consenting minors on the lips (or, tries to). I could fix her btw
Horuss: fucks rufioh despite him datin6 damara, refuses to let him leave the relationship. horse dildo shanne6ans
Rufioh (so for6etta8le i for6ot a8out him): cheats on his 6irlfriend, lies to her a8out it
Tavros (also for6ot a8out him thanks >>153705856): tries to fuck jade despite killin6 her father, tries to assert his dominance over the 8eta kids, specifically Dave, and fails. Then tries to fuck over John cus he's a fa66ot like that
Kurloz: overdramatic (sews his mouth), manipulatin6 Damara, his moirail, and a mentally disa8led 6old8lood. kinda creates LE and indrectly responsa8le for all of Homestuck
Cronus: Hopeless (6et it) romantic, flirts with eridan (a minor). also casteist and hates mituna for some reason
Meenah: a 8ully, pro8a8ly casteist, idolizes fish hitler

>Cheru8s
Cali8orn: self-explanatory
Calliope: stupid idiot tries to reason with her actively and openly murderous retard 8rother

>>153705732
?? silly anon, carapacians aren't characters. that's like sayin6 a hammer is a tool. it's nonsensical.

>>153705611
i agree desu

>>153705676
come on you can't 8e serious. i mean, i ha ven't said or done sone stupid thin6 in the past... ever??? ifg anytbhun6n i 8ecame smaerter a frew monhts a7o lmoa

>>153705716
oh come on.

>>153705916
no excuse. just don't en6a6e with the wwizard. simple as that.

>>153705883
worst thin6 i've ever 8een accused of 8tw
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>>153705742
Its just compressed you can see the spray can shading
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>>153705980
*depends on her
Latula only dates mituna 8ecause he depends on her. she doesn't even like him t8h
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I like how he draws John
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>>153705980
>?? silly anon, carapacians aren't characters. that's like sayin6 a hammer is a tool. it's nonsensical.
Do it anyway if you're not a coward.
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>>153705980
>just don't en6a6e with the wwizard.
Imagine you're chilling with your high spec gf and then her british timmy ex comes in and starts sperging out by calling you a bitch-ass fried chickin monkey nigger and that you need to 1v1 with him right fucking now. He just doesn't stop blathering and can go like that fotever Are you seriously going to say you're supposed not to engage him in any capacity, even if it's just for the sake of saying something as basic as
>dude fuck off already I don't care about your bullshit get over your ex
?
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>>153705606
>Dave saying nigger is perfectly acceptable
>Mituna saying what would be effectively a troll equivalent of cracker(because he used it against Meenah) is not
This is quite an interesting opinion to have given your race. By any chance, do you wish to be dominated and called names by a fair-skinned lady, with or without a penis?
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>>153705980
>oh come on.
so if you could turn into a beautiful, great looking, passing, cute trans girl right this instant you would not do it? also hi
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Holes will be creamed to oblivion
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>>153706367
Vriska has no tits because she is evil
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>>153706367
Vriska's cute little chest!
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>>153706020
sure. why the hell not:

>carapacians
Spades Slick/Jack Noir/whatever his other aliases are: he KILLS and STA8s people. fuck it
rest of the midni6ht crew: kill people.
8lack queen and kin6: literally evil? want to kill kids. and also 8lack queen teams up with LE
Wayward Va6a8ond: 8orin6 as fuck. i'm not rereadin6 that shit 8ut i'm 99% he traps a poor, innocent firefly in some fuckin6 uranium or somethin6. hate that 6uy
PM: tries to kill jack for 3 FUCKIN6 years. prevents Jade from 8ein6 revived
Aimless Rene6ade: tries to kill someone i think. i really 8lanked out mentally durin6 all the carapacianslop

>ancestors
Sufferer: caused a 8i6 ol riot cus he had visions of 8eforus "Is that... a happy ut9pia? AIIIIIIIIIE HELP ME D9L9R9SA!!!!!! I'M G9ING INSANE!!! AHHHHHH!!!!" and leads multiple people too their doom, accomplishin6 nothin6, 8asically.
Handmaid (ToT): pawn for the Time Devil himself
Summoner: kills Mindfan6. also the reason why adults are 8anned from Alternia
Psiioniic: not even a character t8h
Disciple: idiot. was the Si6nless wron6 in his teachin6s? No. 8ut they were ridiculous and outlandish, so she's stupid for 8elievin6 it. "9h 6tw I get visi9ns fr9m a different w9rld and y9u sh9uld 6elieve me" and then she just... did??
Dolorosa: saved a little mutant wi66ler for no reason. literally no reason. i'm not shamin6 her empathy (i am) 8ut wtf was he 6onna do even if he wasn't a prophet mlk-jesus 6uy? he's a fuckin6 mutant who'd 8e culled on si6ht. should've put him out his misery quickly
red6lare: attempted murder, and my8e murder of an entire fleet
1/2


>>153706115
well i'm not 6onna fi6ht him. i'd just take me and my 6irl somewhere else and not en6a6e with the clearly deran6ed individual

>>153706273
that does sound appealin6, anon, 8ut Dave... didn't say ni66er? i don't think. mi6ht need to la8el him pro8lematic may8e

>>153706292
yes, i would, 8ut come on. 8e realistic. also hi 83

>>153706367
all in need of 8HC correction 8tw
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>>153706397
>rest of the midni6ht crew: kill people.
Lame, rate them individualy.
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>>153706397
>well i'm not 6onna fi6ht him. i'd just take me and my 6irl somewhere else and not en6a6e with the clearly deran6ed individual
Except all of you are on a small shitty meteor, so he's going to keep bothering you anytime you leave your or her room. At some point it's going to get annoying, no?
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>>153706397
>ancestors continued
mindfan6: she's a pirate. thief, rapist, murderer, had a "deadly" fleet of 6am6li6ants. so she's definitely a murderer or murderer adjacent
darkleer: e%ecutioner (murderer)
6rand Hi6h8lood: murderer, clownfreak
Dualscar: literally an Orphaner, tells 8ad jokes. murderer
Condesce: space hitler.

rankmaid: a dirty, rotten fujoshi
the helpsman: more like the cuckman. like the helmsman 8ut willin6.
the imposter: sus, fucks up 8ecause he lied a8out somethin6 fuckin6 stupid, and injuries some people due to that stupidity
sootnose: almost as stupid as the sussy imposter and fucks up since she can't fuckin6 smell. retarded
lamplady swanson6: kills people. even if it's on accident, just STOP 8EIN6 A FUCKIN6 nurse if you keep 6ettin6 people killed.
Her Imperlious Consternation: casteist

the others were so vapid and underdeveloped i'd hesitate to even call them characters

>>153706443
they kill people, that's literally it. that's the reason why they're 8ad. if i did it individually it'd just 8e:
SS: kills people
HB: kills people
DD: kills people
CD: kills people
it's redundant.

>>153706571
yes, it would, 8ut you could just 6o to a different part of the meteor, simple as that. or, you could 6o into places he can't, like your room, or her room, or someone else's room if you ask nicely. like i said: don't en6a6e with the crazy wwizard 6uy
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schizomaxxing 86-kun....
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A SONG TITLED BANGARANGA HAS JUST WON EUROVISION

QUICK
POST RUFIOH
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>>153706650
this man cheats on his 6irlfriend for horse-penis man 8tw

>>153706649
no no no. i'm claritymaxxin6. truthmaxxin6. truthpilled analysismaxxin6 Li6htcel. or, Li6ht adjacent
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>>153706650
heck yeaaah Its Rufioh daaaay/niight
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>>153706397
>yes, i would, 8ut come on. 8e realistic
wait i finally understand now! you're meat john! im a genius actually
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i mean, i 6et it kinda. if i had a 8orin6 ass 8itch 6F i'd cheat on her with horse-penis man Horuss, 8ut.. like if she was a qt asian 6irl?? no, no i'd never. So i can understand rufioh to an extent 8ut he's fa6maxxin6 too hard

>>153706711
i li6htly skimmed the epilo6ues and some of HS8C. what are u yappin6 a8out
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i love this artist sm
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>>153706650
I know he's a sleazy fucker and probably has shit taste in anime but I'd still bangarang him if you catch my drift.
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>>153706743
in another timeline you could be candy john(june)
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>>153706958
>Rufioh comes onscreen in the Homestuck cartoon
>*mid-pitch guitar noodling*
>SHOUT TO ALL MY LOST BOYS
>SHOU SHOU SHOU SHOU SHOU SHOU SHOUT TO ALL MY LOST BOYS
>WE ROWDY
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>>153707016
Meulin's itty bitties hands :3
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I hate living in the real world. I wish Homestuck was real. I wish I could live in the Homestuck world. Agh!
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>>153706860
>>153706937
oh my 6o6 what did they do to eridans swwa6 THEY STOLE HIS SWWA6. they made him too zesty

>>153706990
if i found an alternate version of myself 8ut he was a trans6ender (not even a cute trans6ender) i'd 8e tempted to kill him

>>153707101
this. s8ur8 release 2027 or i riot
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I associate the song Wonderful by Stone Temple Pilots with Vriska, not terribly sure why. I wonder if she'd like it.
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>>153707182
i've 6one on record multiple times sayin6 how much i DESPISE vriska, 8ut that ima6e is cute
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>>153707206
She's cute. I like her a lot. I wish she was real. Women aren't the deep irl. I wish they were. Well a very small subset of women are sapient.
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>>153707130
he looks like a twink even in picrel, chudie
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>>153707260
that seems like a very... exclusionary and pro8lematic mindset i think, personally, that people are divided into "smart" and "not smart", with the smart people (me and people i like, relate to, understand, etc.) 8ein6 inherently superior to the not smart. which is to say that i think most people are inherently vapid and stupid, which is why our responsi8lity as (presuma8ly) smart people is to 6uide them in the ri6ht direction, stupid men and stupid women alike

>>153707284
nuh uh
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do you 6uys ship nepeta <3< feferi? i didn't until i looked at this and started thinkin6 a8out it. sounds hot
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>>153707260
Your taste in woman says everything
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>>153707329
oh yeah and i think the ra88it thin6 is lil hal. idk why they chose to sym8olize him like that tho
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>>153707302
I agree with your point, actually, and the issue is that most women are of middling intelligence, with very stupid and very smart women being rarer. Men fall into either being very stupid (majority) or smart, with smart still being a minority but a much larger group than smart women. Data backs up my personal bias here.
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>>153707391
what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>153707391
fascinatin6. well shit i 6uess you're ri6ht. seems reasona8le

>>153707411
i mean, is he wron6 thou6h? i'm 6oin6 purely off of intuition and 8ias (not somethin6 you should do when verifyin6 facts, 8ut whatevr), 8ut he seems like he's spittin6 fax
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>>153707411
I- I don't know...
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ohhh he draws lil hal as a ra88it cus the little fuckin6 ra88it he controls that one time
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>>153707433
Hmmm Okay I pity you a little so forget it.
>>153707432
you are schizophrenic and using typing quirks and has shit taste. your opinion is irrelevant because none absolutelly none of your arguments has an usage of logic and your methods are full of bias, bias of your damaged mind. But Me caring for it is already wasting my time so whatever. Get better. Lil Nigga.
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>>153707476
>schizophrenic
wron6

>using typing quirks
never done that in my entire life. you're trying to gaslight me, anon, and it won't work

>and has shit taste
projection

>none of your arguments has an usage of logic
seems kind of like an over6eneralization. one mi6ht even say that 6eneralizations such as this have no usa6e of lo6ic?

>damaged mind
my mind is in pristine conditidiotn thank you fvery much.
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>>153706367
post the rest!
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Found this interesting gif in the booru.
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>>153707546
This is a really good image. Rose is a good mother.
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>>153707546
I really like these sorts of gifs. The sprite ones. They're really good.
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>>153707511
what type of music you like. be serious
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that part where he didnt used the quirk was funny i giggled.
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chumhandles align with the chromosome associated with the character's gender, therefore Dirk is trans

John (EB/GT) = XY
Rose (TT) = XX
Jade (GG) = XX
Dave (TG) = XY

Jane (GG) = XX
Jake (GT) = XY
Roxy (TG) = XY. Roxy was born a girl, and then transitions to male
Dirk (TT) = XX. Dirk's chumhandle is misaligned with his gender, therefore he is trans. He doesn't seem uncomfortable with his current gender, therefore he already transitioned. Therefore, he is an ftm

>>153707595
thank you anon, i try

>>153707570
indie music, video6ame music, some pop son6s from the 2010s why?
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>>153707570
wait did you mean, like, specific 8ands or somethin6
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>>153688378
Kalian delfine pregnant
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>>153707648
jud6in6 you rn. also 8oys can't 6et pre6nant, silly
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>>153707661
then why do you keep getting pregante quirkfag?
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>>153707606
>dirk is ftm
only good take so far.
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>>153707302
can you even do math or are you just a faggot poser?
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I should draw someone hs/mspfa pregnant someday. ...I think I only drew my old husbando preggo? but i dont think i ever showed anyone lmao.
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>>153707606
>indie music
you cant just say indie music because even tame inpala could be indie music
>video6ame music
almost bursted out laughing but it depends from which games
im big music nerd so i just wanted to know, nothing else, good chum.
>>153707632
you could do that. if you dont mind (:
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>>153707711
Can you draw Rose Lalonde pushing a baby from her cunt? Please and thannks.
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>>153707711
please dont do what that guy said.
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>>153707681
i am the only exception to the rule, as with many rules. that's how superior i am

>>153707688
only 6ood take (today) so far. i've had many, many 6ood takes on days previous

>>153707698
yup. 4 + 13 = Homestuck. it's simple for an expert like me

>>153707728
secondin6

>>153707722
>almost bursted out laughing
8/

anyways, 6oin6 down the list of my music taste (and my youtu8e music playlist), for 8ands, individuals, and vidya6aems, we have:

>The Correspondents; 3-4 son6s may8e
>Kanye
>Some fucking vocaloid son6s; a lot
>MONTERO (Lil Nas X)
>Video6ame music; animal crossin6, Persona 4/5, FNF (i liked it 8efore it was crin6e), Homestuck (video6ame adjacent), Undertale, 2 son6s from PvZ, 8lue Archive, 8lack Souls, (if i tried to name all of them it'd just keep 6oin6)
>Will Wood
>Will Wood and the Tapeworms
>Johnny Manchild and the Poor Bastards
>The Hush Sound
>IDKHBTFM
>8o 8urnham
>That Handsome Devil
>Lemon Demon
>The Happy Fits

there's more. 8ut my music tastes are very, very, very eclectic.

somethin6 somethin6 homestuck (this makes this post on-topic). i think the majority of homestuck characters would think my music taste is do6shit and i'd murder them in cold 8lood if they voiced that opinion
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>>153707728
nigga.... I barelly draw pussy and cock when drawing smut...
I can draw Rose with her bare tummy Pregnant and that is it.
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>>153707862
simple:
>look up "pregnant woman gving birth"
>trace
>add rose lalonde features
>???
and then you profit
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>>153707847
>that's how superior i am
> "superior"
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>>153707661
I know, and I still want to see a twink with a full tummy with a baby on the way and yes, I am truly depraved
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>>153707929
anon i know it's hard for untermensch like you to understand, 8ut me, as a heterosexual man, 6ettin6 pre6nant is a trait of superiority. It would also have to 8e immaculate conception, 6iven how me, as a heterosexual man, wouldn't 8e penetrated 8y a penis under any circumstance. Like mitosis or somethin6
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>>153707974
Didnt you suck a dick in a bathroom
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>>153707996
that wasn't me that it was my dopple6an6er/evil clone who speaks and acts exactly like me and shares all of my memories. the me typin6 this rn is the heterosexual and morally ri6hteous one
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>>153707847
i giggled sorry. you got that 2020s alt girl taste. but thats okay, i like u the way you are. i like generaly anything. and i like somethings in here like kanye, some vocaloid, undertale and pvz ost
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>>153707974
quirkfag is a sissy double confirmed
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>>153708008
So youre a fat faggot, gotcha
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>>153707862
Draw it tearing just a little as the baby comes out, there's a first time for everything.
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>>153708017
>2020s alt girl taste
i'm ruined. my career is in sham8les. my life is over... 8ut anyways cool. i've 8een told on very, very numerous occasions that my taste in music is a8ysmal slud6e or some variation of such, so there's a silver linin6 there that you like at least SOME of my music taste

>>153708028
i'm whatever the opposite of a sissy is. like, ima6ine a very 8uff and sexy 8lack man with six pack a8s, 8ut also he's extremely pre6nant and 6ravid

>>153708039
nuh uh
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Boyhussie
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>>153707876
Anon.... I wont draw dat for free....
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>>153708101
What about Terezi with braces?
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>>153708116
ur better off posting a pic for that one guy to edit braces into anon
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>>153708064
>ima6ine a very 8uff and sexy 8lack man with six pack a8s, 8ut also he's extremely pre6nant and 6ravid
so... a faggy sissy nig? +the hussle of being a quirkfag?

god does punish more than once holy shit lol
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>>153708145
uh sorry no i was distracted. i was descri6in6 my ideal self. in reality i look exactly like chixie roixmr 8ut in real life
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>>153708064
naw you good man *hugs* as a sendoff. i will give you an album recomendation, so if you find that shitty were equal okay?
"dariacore 2: enter here, hell to the left" by leroy. bybye
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>>153708047
Q^Q
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>>153708145
Not only that hes also fat
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>>153708116
Honestly I dont feel like drawing tonight anymore.
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>>153708168
Please do not continue to associate with our ip, you're giving us a bad image and we *will* sue
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>>153707728
Rose giving birth to Yiffy...
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>>153708183
>first song name is ‘dilf repelent’
Dave would make this
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>>153708183
cool. i will listen

6oodni6ht 8)

>>153708205
wron6 actually you're 6ivin6 ME a 8ad ima6e and I'm 6onna 8e the one to sue if you don't shrink vriska's canonically massive fuckin6 tiddies. i will take this to court 8tw class action lawsuit type shit
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>>153708211
>8ad ima6e
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>>153708211
listen to itnow
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>>153708268
i won't stand to have my 6ood name defamed 8y andrew hussie and the husslets

anyways that's it i'm 6oin6 to sleep
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quirkfag is actually just an LLM trained on years of /hsg/ posts
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>>153708698
lmao. can you imagine? if it was true he would be talking way more about porn.
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>>153706367
>>153690975
You know, where do the Beforan ancestors come from. I see all these people consistently use the same idea on them but I don't know the source.
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>>153708906
Hussite drawings from the HS dicksword server
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>>153704791
Golly.
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>>153705078
I need this Nanna.
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preg ellith...
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preg dirk....
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>>153709759
well someone had to had gave birth the first satyr i think.
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>>153709759
I made a fandom sensation called Dirk Mpreg. Realistically Beyond Canon owes me royalties but im too distracted by the cute squidgirls to care
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>>153707234
fork found in kitchen
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bump
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>>153707538
john in the middle?
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>>153707234
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I may just post it here already
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>>153710292
I cryd
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ive been meaning to find this one thing of aradia chubby wearing the "if he dies he dies" shirt
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>>153710739
there is on pinterest its one of the first thing that appears when you search for aradia there pretty much
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>>153710963
i dont use pinterest so i didnt think to look there lol
thank yooou
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>>153711157
u welcome
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>>153710292
ellith one second after meetin6 ME
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>>153711157
>>153711178
bingo found it <3
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>>153711203
vore
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>>153711203
yep she vored you.
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Made it guys, yippie!!
>>153711539
>>153711539
>>153711539
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>>153687432
i listen to this song with this cover art every morning btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BJJpjjYjy8



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