People should have not shitted on Disney when they created Elio now they're gonna release this.
>>153688721That's democracy for ya
>>153688721why is woody back, didn't they make a big deal about him leaving
You should have drunk my piss, now I'm going to feed you my shit.
>>153688721Don’t worry, I’ll shit on both.
*Warning*If you watch this movie as a Toy Story fan, you're an idiot. The 4th movie already demonstrated a total lack of respect for the fans and the characters, and if you watch this movie as someone who wants to have fun, you're perhaps even more of an idiot because we know the entire script of the movie and it's terrible. Let's not be idiots! Let's not be mentally retarded! Let's not have the IQ of a potato!
>>153688721You can have both
Jessie thread?
>>153688788Democracy sucks
>>153692143What fuck is that?
>>153688721This was already being worked on when Elio released moron
>>153688721Why the toys just don't kill her with a hammer?
>>153693548Because western cartoon heroes are always pussies.In fact when creating Woody the team at Pixar openly said the reason Woody has a holster without a gun is because he's a cowboy who uses non violence to resolve his problems. American heroes are created with being CASTRATED by default. No wonder anime raped western cartoons entirely. Even the wimpiest anime is better than your average western cartoon on that basis alone.
>>153688721>People shitting on a movie about a gay beaner in space overcoming generation traumaThey were right to, Disney needs to die.
>>153692786Toy Story 2 if they were humans
>>153688831basado
>>153688721So what's the end goal here? Just Toy Story sequel films forever and ever and ever? Even after Docter and Stanton have passed on?
>>153688721I actually enjoyed elio and i agree that toy story 5 looks like to be the worst pixar sequel on record, but to play devils advocate here toy story 5 was already well in development by the time pixar dumped elio into theaters with little to no ads or fanfare in an attempt to sabotage it.
Jessie looks more prominent in this one. I wonder if they are going to sideline her and buzz again
>>153688721>The tablet... Is le evil and replacing toys!What is this, 2014?
>>153698041I mean thats not wrong. I hate i-toddlers and i hate how retard millennial parents give their kids a fucking ipad at age 3 when they should be playing with regular toys instead. However what i hate is i know the moral at the end will be "why cant toys and tech get along?" When in reality the ending should be the woody and buzz and the gang lynching lilypad and the moral should be "dont give your idiot toddler an ipad and be a parent you lazy schmucks" but shitsney is too cucked to deliver such a based message on a shitty toy story sequel especially
>>153698076You're right. Kids should. Lt have unlimited access to things rhat can act like drugs. I wish we didnt as adults. How is a 3 year old going to do better?
>>153698034I liked the designs, but would Bo be the girlboss version or the romantic and demure version from the first films?
>>153698076Do you know why Pixar would never do that? Because nowadays technology is omnipresent, and attacking it would be seen as something retrograde and abnormal. Not that I disagree with you, actually.
>>153699130
I think you've noticed in other threads that I really like the delicate style of the old Bo Peep, right? lol
>>153699147Im not even anti-tech. I just think giving kids a smart phone when theyre still in preschool is ridiculious. Im not an anprim retard for wanting kids to play with actual toys again instead of shitty app games or gacha slop or watching finger song elsa crap all day long.
>>153698076You're right to be annoyed but are you aware of how many games for toddlers Disney is creating specifically for the iPad? How would you feel if your #1 kids studio was shitting all over the new way of profit you leeched yourself to?
>>153688721Don't care, have a Jessie.
>>153689261>>153693617For me, "haha the hero is now a washed up has been" can be good if the hero himself lends well to it.Off the top of my head, Ash Williams, Johnny Cage, and Frank West (at least in Dead Rising 2 Case West/Off the Record) all did it well because there was already already a precedent in all 3 characters that their "veteran version" would be something like that.I can't see why the fuck you'd do that with Woody though because the whole fucking point is he's a toy
>>153699374So besides Jessie's simp, we also have Bo's simp?
Don't care, have a Bo :)
>>153699591And you're correct
>>153698041>>153698076The worst part is that, thanks to the movie's book that came out earlier this month, they DON'T go all the way in with the anti-tech pandering but instead go for a weird message that is basically>IF WE JUST TWEAK THE ALGORITHM, EVERYTHING WILL BE BETTERYou can't have a TABLET BAD message because that is their LIFE growing up now. They CANNOT avoid it. Kids are being born with phones and tablets in their hands now, and you think a mega corporation wants to say that is bad?
>>153699806I don't think I'm necessarily a simp. I've never done anything 18+.I just like the character and her sweet nature. Maybe I'm projecting my tastes onto 3D characters, yes, but it's a shame that all women today have to be masculine feminists.
>>153699933>The worst part is that, thanks to the movie's book that came out earlier this month, they DON'T go all the way in with the anti-tech pandering Called it, i knew disney were gonna chicken out on lambasting smart devices completely and make up some shit compromise between lilypad and the toys instead of how they shouldve ended toy story 5 with woody righteously breaking lilypads tablet face in with a hammer. Fuck this cancer movie
>>153688721>shittedActually the past tense of shit is shat, not shitted.
>>153700387Thank you Lilypad, very helpful
>>153699966That's what I wanted to read. Those posts of yours defending this generic character in relation to the new Bo Peep were simply you being a weirdo living in an outdated century and seething with rage when characters don't act the way you like? And why should women act in way X? Who are you to assert anything?
>>153688721And if we’re lucky it’ll bomb and they won’t have the “you just want sequels instead of original ideas” excuse to fall back on anymore for why their movies are underperforming.
>>153701227TS4 made more than 3 (Unadjusted for inflation), ven in the worst case scenario it will still make money.
>>153701227As previously mentioned, TS ended with the 3rd movie. The rest isn't canon. If they wanted to keep the franchise alive, they could expand it in other ways. Perhaps some episodes as if they were OVAs of a spin-off anime or comics.
>>153688721>now they're gonna release the thing that was already in production when Elio came outNo shit
>>153701152? Fuck off
>>153701227>And if we’re lucky it’ll bomb It won't. At least 3 different generations of moviegoers will be dying to see this once it releases.
>>153703286See, you don't NEED to pump out endless sequels "just because." A standalone film (or trilogy) can be kept alive through merch, anniversary screenings/reunion specials, and fan content like cosplay or fanart. WHY ARE WE DOING A COCO CONTINUATION???
>>153701227It won't fail because humans are stupid, remember?Always remember that humans are fucking stupid. Normies deserve to have their children raped and molested and then killed and their carcasses fed to hungry rats on the streets. Even then the normie will not get the hint because they ARE that dumb.Rich bastards have every right to insult, torment, torture, and kill the lower classes because sadly they are stupid.
>>153704734>Coco 2 you can't be serious...
