Bullseye bursts into your roomHe's unarmed and butt nakedWhat does he throw to kill you?
kidney stones
>>153696798Probably Toe nails or Fingernails
>>153696798I am an absolute minimalist. I have nothing in my room, not even a crumb. I win.
>>153697540He throws the crushing weight of your loneliness at you.
>>153696798piss and/or semen
>>153696798Last droplet off piss he has stored in his bladderHe whips his dick mid piss to give the piss bullet more rotation and velocityI get hit in the eye and fall out of the window to my death
>>153696798Tears off his own dick and throws at my torso intending to skewer my vital organs.Fortunately, OP bursts through a nearby wall, heroically diving in the path of the kill shot and catching the projectile in his mouth.
>>153696798Goddammit he's throwing his own shit again isn't he
>>153696798He uses my pomni plush to suffocate me while the jax plushie i also just got watches
>>153696798his cumshot
there is a shelf full of warhammer figs by my door.
>>153698461Deserved. Bold of you to assume he won't throw the Jax plush too.
>>153698724Hey look on the bright side, at least you'll finally get round to painting them.In red.
I tell him there's a bowie knife in the top shelf, but he may need to sharpen it since it's probably one of those cheap fakes. And to please make it so I die instantly without registering the pain.He'd probably be disappointed at this and just take the knife and leave without killing me, and I'd end up even more depressed.
>>153696798My mattress. There is nothing else.
>>153697032Those seem really uncomfortable...
>>153696798A DVD copy of the Ben Affleck Daredevil movie.
