Lisa, you're eight. Go play with dolls instead.
She can't play with dolls because her dolls tell her to be nice to boys and be happy
Isn't it funny how every single real life figure they pitted with Lisa for an episode to show how "nuanced and smart she is" all ended up being buddies of Epstein lol.
>>153715615it's a crime what the producers didn't o this character. Since the vegetarian episode,from fucking 1995,she's been an annoying, pretentious and arrogant bitch
Would she get along with Greta Thunberg?
>>153715704Even Paul McCartney?
judging by Simpsons fan content the fans have a lot different vision of Lisa than the writers do. just saying is all.
>>153715729She's been like that from the start. One of the original Treehouse of Horror segments was an extended joke about how she's too meddlesome for her own good.
>>153715828With them she's less full of shit and more full of piss
>>153715828>Simpsons fan contenthomerretreatingintothebushes.gif
>>153715838*too SMART for her own good
>>153715615Lisa was never good.
>>153715872It was shown Lisa was considerably dumber than Allison who made her seem like an idiot by direct comparison.You don't need to be intelligent to get involved with controversy-centered political beliefs as she so often does
>>153715828Since most of it is made by Latin Americans, yeah.
>>153715808Well, Epstein was his manager.
>>153717477Technically true.
>Muh womans rights>Muh pollution>Muh livestock>Muh meat eaters>Muh female president>Muh progessive activism>Muh college fund>Muh mother spending beyond her means>Muh too good for Milhouse>Muh make dad feel stupid at every opportunityLisa just fuck off already.We had a good thing going but you had to come down here with your pride and your ego
>>153717529>Muh too good for Milhousethat's not a high bar to clear tbqh
>>153715615She was Groenings self-insert so was supposed to be smarter than everyone else, much like Seth and self-inserting as a dog.There's some weird liberal thing where they cant identify as men.
>>153717387cute & smart
>>153717569Weird that Seth gradually made the dog completely insufferable and then made it a joke just how insufferable he was. Or I guess his underlings did it and Seth just didn’t care.
>>153717529>>Muh make dad feel stupid at every opportunitythis. Also the way the producers insist on Homer not supporting her music, which is very much untrue
>>153717569this is still funny because the writers were always pretty vocal about not giving a shit about the female characters and just wanting to write Bart and Homer episodes all the time
>>153715828do you mean mexian fan content or normal people fan content
>>153717529you forgot>Muh fuck over Bart's every opportunity at better life so MY life gets better
>>153715615The Simpsons is highly satanic because it promotes the false religion of Buddhism and has lesbialkas
>>153717963>lesbialkasis that an easter european dish?
>>153717857>I want to talk down to and presume moral superiority to everyone in my family, and then I get confused as to why people don't like me anymore>I want to treat my own flesh and blood as if they're props in some quasi-Marxist empowerment fantasy I'm playing out in my headYeah, I've met those people too.
>>153718203I remember reading some faggy Wikipedia entry about how the episode 'Lisa the Simpson' is received and considered the most empowering most well-written feminist thoughtpiece ever across all of history.If you remember it's just the episode where Lisa throws a tantrum insulting her family, calling them all idiots and putting them down, then getting rewarded by showing her family all become frumpy lesbian doctors and Hillary Clintons. So basically she's empowering for always being the best.
>>153717477Kek
>>153718290Imagine thinking being an office woman who sends emails all day is a mark of intellectual superiority. Can't stand academia. It's a pigpen for midwits.
>>153718420Whereas Homer is often shown to be inventive and resourceful when he's actually engaged in something, which he usually isn't
>>153718420>Imagine thinking being an office woman who sends emails all day is a mark of intellectual superiorityit's the old midwit fallacy.>person works in air conditioned building must be smart>person who nails tiles to a roof in 90F heat must be dum
>>153717569Groening's self-insert was Bart
>>153718773People who do officework generally do have a lisa-ism case of "You do manually intensive labor therefore I'm superior"
>>153718863Lisa was mostly James L. Brooks and Al Jean's avatar IIRC.
>>153718912imagine self-inserting as a 2nd grade girl. that's between them and their therapists i guess.
>>153718420Some early feminist (I think it was Paglia) noted that when feminists branched out from cosseted Northen academia to Southern farm country, they had little luck convincing the farm wives how oppressive it was that their men have jobs and they didn't. Because they didn't want to have to work in an office to eat convenience store food, they liked staying at home and helping their husbands.
>>153715615Lisamania soon.
>>153718420>>153718290I'm not the oldest anon but I have interacted with a lot of women in my life. I love my wife, my mom, my sister, my cousins, grandmothers, aunts, etc. I have worked with women, for women, and women have worked for me. I am friends with women. I have dated dozens of women. I went to college with women. Worked on projects with women. Overall, I have had (guessing) thousands upon thousands of both passive and intimate interactions with women.That being said, I can conclude without any doubt whatsoever that women are inferior both physically and intellectually to men in every measurable way. If you want to be successful in interacting with women it is best to treat them like children. This is not just for romantic relationships but any interaction you have with them.In my experience, women don’t desire responsibility in any genuine way, especially long-term. That is actually okay because they really aren’t supposed to. Provision and responsiblity are attributes for men. Women that pretend to be resposible (i.e. “girl boss” or women CEOs) pursue these endeavors because they hate men (they want to “prove” something)Look at what happens when women accumulate resources.What happens when you give a ten year old $20? They spend it right away! They spend it on something frivolous with no thought or regard about their future or how to enrich the lives of the people around them."Her money is her money and my money is her money"Men on the other hand work and provision resources to share with the family. Women do not do this. They would rather buy a new pair of shoes or handbag than fix up the family car or home maintenance - "that's what his money is for"Want to be more successful with women? Treat and speak to them like children! Once I realized this, all my anxiety to approach and interact with women went out the window. They WANT to be treated like a child because they are as emotionally mature as one
>>153719056thank you for the write-up, ChatGPT
>>153715615Yes, autists do sound like that you are correct.
>>153718912>>153718972they both have major personal issues and hate their families. Brooks was literally abandoned by his father when he was a child.
>>153717828in the early days Sam Simon banned female writers because he'd recently gotten divorced and had extreme /r9k/ butthurt about women. they didn't hire any until after his active involvement with the show had ceased.
>>153715615Same thoughts on Wendy from South Park. At least we have the games
>>153715615It's hilarious how every YouTube short/TikTok with Lisa, has incels crying in the comment section like she killed their mother.
>>153720482Wendy is a bitch since the very beggining
>>153721843t. Al Jean
>>153723130But Wendy still acts her age, like TFBW or Pajama Day
>>153724529Wendy is a 35 year old feminist activist pretending to be an 8 year old.
lel
>>153725899But Wendy can be funny
>>153715615Milhouse is exactly what she deserves.
