>went to see shrek in theaters again and a young boy in the same row as me wouldnt stop laughing at the gross body horror gags like the blue bird exploding or shrek inflating the frog and turning the frog into a balloon animalI guess their still is hope for gen alpha after all
>>153721425Heh, cute
>>153721425Thank you for giving us hope
>>153722928Dont mention it. Also during the scene where shrek tells fionna his true feelings the same kid loudly proclaimed "i dont like the romance parts". Absolute based lad
>>153721425That kid's got taste. Shrek the First is indeed hilarious
>>153721425Kids aren't doomed as long as you expose them to good stories/media
Great musichttps://youtu.be/lETO8CbhLTg?si=l-8UBVEFSGjT2fuH
>>153721425poor little guy...
Based. I love shrek 1
>>153726168He canonically died once he left the earth's atmosphere, right?
>>153724641I agree, very pleasing to listen to~
>>153727658Reduced air pressure in the upper atmosphere makes balloons burst at a certain height.
As a kid did you want the snake balloon or the frog balloon?
>>153729658I wanted Fiona's sunny-side up eggs
>>153721425I wish Fionna (forma de ogre) was inflated like that. Shrek should be strong enough for that, right? Imagine she farts and then she accidentally stop clenching her asshole and she starts deflating uncontrolably...
>>153721425On this episode, OP learns kids like cartoons.
>>153730058die
>>153730058Posts like this is why i keep coming back their. The mental spastics on this sit can be so funny sometimes>>153730115Of course i know kids like cartoons, but its refreshing to see a kid who actually laughs at the edgy gags that i loved growing up, instead of the child recoiling at the gross out humor and getting scared or crying because shrek isnt as sanitized and inoffensive as shit like bluey or craig of the creek is.
>>153729658Frog balloon, it looked cooler plus i love frogs more than snakes but i love both snakes and frogs desu. Reptiles rock!
>>153721425Shrek is highly satanic because it has ogres aka DEMONS
>>153730942>every creature that isnt some faggy losers with bird wings in flowing robes is le evilAnd this is why christianity is retarded and shit. Fuck jesus and fuck you, faggot spammer
>>153726363I love it too haha
>>153727658>>153728597They don't have thin skin that woukd immediatly tear open if punctured like a balloon, though. Maybe they'd reach an equilibrium and just float there forever.Why do they float in the first place? Why did they get rid of Shrek's laser eyes power but give him magic helium breath?Because funny, I guess. So what would be funny>pop and we get a repeat of the unexpected exploding bird>burp (more likely fart, this is Shrek) their way back down like the aftermath of Fizzy Lifting Drink>float around forever, become a running gag>cut back to them way later in an unexpected location. maybe they end up on the moon (maybe on the Dreamworks moon with the boy fishing - little boys like catching frogs and snakes, yeah?).Or them helplessly floating away to fate unknown is the joke, and this discussion is autistic as hell...Nah.
>>153730928Plenty of kids hated the edgy gross-out fad back in the day, they were just called pussies and faggots. It's pretty normal to be sensitive to that stuff when little and only get into it as you get older.A kid who's young enough to get something out of seeing a character they like at Disney World or whatever is still working on the distinction between reality and fiction, I wouldn't hate on them for feeling empathy for fictional creatures or finding throbbing exposed organs disturbing.In fact I'd say the nature of children hasn't really changed drastically somehow in just a few decades, some people just get up their own ass about the existence of gentle preschool media. They weirdly treat it as some sort of societal failure, and judge the "kids these days" for the media environment they grow up in. It's kind of weird to never grow up past the hating-Barney phase.
>>153731840>Plenty of kids hated the edgy gross-out fad back in the day, they were just called pussies and faggots. As they shouldve been. The issue with todays youth is in part that they dont get shamed for being over sensitive pansies. Hence why you have older kids and even 30 year old losers still watching toddler shit like bluey like a bunch of over grown babies. >some people just get up their own ass about the existence of gentle preschool media. Because preschool slop has overtaken the animation indsutry and most of the content output from the industry now is literal nick jr tier shit or overly sanitized TV-Y7 shows that are in effect preschool shows in everything but name only >They weirdly treat it as some sort of societal failure, and judge the "kids these days" for the media environment they grow up in.Because it fucking is a failure of society to turn media into one big annoying safe space. Cartoons have been neutered of anything potentially offensive or shocking and made them all humorless and pathetically boring.>It's kind of weird to never grow up past the hating-Barney phase.The world was way better off when people would bash on barney and other toddler shit characters, and the fact that annoying retard characters like bluey dont get shat on and abused in fan art in a similar way to barney during the 90s/early 2000s is why modern zoomers are all cucked estrogen guzzling bitches and why everything media wise is mostly all castrated inoffensive trash now. Vermin like you are everything wrong with the world today
>>153731926lol did you get triggered by the>It's kind of weird to never grow up past the hating-Barney phaseWho's overly sensitive, again? Certainly not the "edgy" 30+ year old manchild having a thrombo over toddlers having shows to watch. Do you even have any kids?
>>153732045>Who's overly sensitive, again? Certainly not the "edgy" 30+ year old manchild having a thrombo over toddlers having shows to watch. Yeah, god forgive me for being pissed off at the entirety of the animation industry age regressing into producing almost nothing butt toddler schlock, you faggot. Its fucking inescapable at this point that the only things getting made by and large is paw patrol crap while regular kids cartoons get cancelled more until they are irrelevant. You are cheering on the degradation of cartoons and acting like a pompous faggot at anyone rightfully calling out this shit trend, emotionally stunted brats like you werent beaten enough growing up.
>>153732146>emotionally stunted brats like (You) werent beaten enough growing up
>>153732201Yes thats what I said and i am right, cry me a river. Childhood trauma is good for kids as it gives them hair on their chest and prevents them from becoming soified dipshits who watch noggin well into their 20s. Kids need to have an edgier sense of humor again anyways, even if it needs to be beaten into them.
>>153732235A Br*t*sh person just outright told you in plain terms why you are lacking self awareness and your ass just doubles down. Never change, internet retards. Never change.
>>153732265>A Br*t*sh person just outright told you in plain terms why you are lacking self awareness and your ass just doubles downBecause i am right, dumbass. Also im glad you at least hold shame over the fact that you're british. Fuck bluey, fuck preschool shit, fuck this infantilized dystopia that is the botched future we now live in, and most importantly fuck (you)
>>153732333>Every anon who isn't me is one singular other person who I am smarter thanNot that anon retard. Our posting styles aren't even close to similar. Additionally: there is no right or wrong here, just relativism which you are not doing a good job of. The Britbong probably left the thread the moment you intentionally dodged the "do you even have kids" question.
>>153732333That anon isn't me. I did have a good laugh over him thinking I was a Britoid. Probably because I thought "thrombo" was funny to say.Do you take your own advice and beat your kids to force them to watch reruns of Ren and Stimpy with you? As the mature, emotionally stable adult you are, of course. All that trauma sure did you good.
>>153732389>Not that anon retard. Oh so there are too overgrown toddlers ITT. Are you both gonna pair up now and have shenanigans together like the diaper babies from nothing but trouble?>>153732419>Do you take your own advice and beat your kids to force them to watch reruns of Ren and Stimpy with you?If i had kids and they ended up becoming overly sheltered pussies that cry over gross out humor in shrek or ren and stimpy and prefered to watch toddlerfied slop like summer camp island instead, i would murder them myself and make it look accidental to get away with the justified infanticide.
>>153732469Ah yes justifying baby murder, definitely the average impulse of the rational well adjusted adult male who was clearly raised in a stable home.
>>153732469Ah, I see. You're doing the "edgy humor" thing, but you forgot to actually be funny.
>>153731926>>153732146>>153732235>>153732333>edgeboi.txtlol bro never left his ''cool''phase.grow up you autistic sporg, or at least try to understand its no longer 1997-2004 anymore and people can be whoever they want to be. you're acting like some grown up adult man enjoying my little pony/bluey inflicts constant proc-gen damage on you by merely existing. frail insecure fag who probally still cares about being ''in style'' because you fear that by just being your real self will cause some prankster to appear to dunk on you. and you need to act ''tough''>T;deviantart artist who learned in 2006 not to care about the opinion of losers from encyclopdia dramatica.
>>153732484To be clear in the fictional scenario involved id be murdering the little shits when theyre more like 10 or 12, if my hypothetical spawn still willingly watch shit like backyardigans or bluey by that age then theirs no hope for them at all and the little brats will most certainly look like pic in another ten years.
>>153732521>understand its no longer 1997-2004 anymore But it should be, the moment society abandoned edgy humor and went balls deep into performative moralfaggotry and virture signaling with militant PC bullshit sanitizing all new content is the moment the west warranted itself a nuclear devastation>and people can be whoever they want to be. And the fact that they chose to be retards watching cartoons made for small children is why they should fry in a mushroom cloud. Fuck this future>you're acting like some grown up adult man enjoying my little pony/bluey inflicts constant proc-gen damage on you by merely existing.Because it does. Not online is it cringe as fuck that they exist at all, its even worse that the bulk of media panders to that demographic. If i could forcibly make society change in a way that starts shaming those people id make it my personal mission to lynch any adult who owns a bluey plush
>>153732333Parents probably just plop their kids in front of the tv and put this on all day to keep them busy.So the numbers are super inflated.
Thank God, I thought they might grown up to all be neurotic sociopaths like (You) OP Don't worry, I know you're only pretending to be retarded.
>>153732525I agree, anyone still weirdly obsessed with children's media past 12 years old should be killed gruesomely. Btw, did you know you've, unprompted, brought up Bluey 5 times, with an image to boot?Don't think we didn't notice the diaper thing either >>153732469. We know who you are now lol
>>153732559>Fuck the futureive loved the ''future'' since the brony wave.>my personal mission to lynch any adult who owns a bluey plushokay fagaloin, how many adult people who own Bluey plushes do you know? would you lynch any adult person who owns a bluey plushie and walks around with it outside?Just, Accept, Yourself.
>>153732525Oh of course, they're 10! That makes it so much more understandable.>>153732559>literally inuadated with Reachers and Jack Ryans and more Dad Media than ever>also a pile of cartoons where superheroes disembowel each other, where Australians go buck wild with post-modern shock humor, where a main character is a drug abusing alcoholic who routinely kills his own family members, and so on>there is also a pile of "serious teenage dramedy" such as the one where a kid goes through puberty and loses his arm multiple time, or the one where the anthromorphic critters do slapstick and shirk authority, or the one about inserting historical figures into a high school, and so onBut yeah dude it's definitely just 24/7 Bluey and goo goo gah gah shit, for sure. You're definitely not retarded, reactionary, AND media illiterate to boot.
>>153732607It really is just taxing trying to talk to anyone my age and whenever i bring up old movies or old cartoons and the other person says "isnt that movie filled with gore and SA?" Or "that cartoon was too mean spirited for me" then they continue on about watching blues clues reboot or some other crap like that. Its so fucking tiring and depressing seeing my generation get dumber every year and how they have chronic shit taste in regards to media, and how movies and cartoons cater to this demo by making cartoons especially more inoffensive and shitty year after year. I have nothing new to watch or look forward to for the most part now and i feel alienated by anyone my own age because theyre way too oversensitive and bitching about any of the comics or toons or other media that i like. I fucking hate my generation and this decade all so much.
>>153732701Okay now you're just making shit up. Unless you're referencing like fucking Jacob's Ladder and A Clockwork Orange, in which case no shit dude. Those have always been disturbing films in any era that people have actively dodged watching. Don't be intentionally dense.
>>153732670>literally inuadated with Reachers and Jack Ryans and more Dad Media than everI dont like tom clancy shit>>also a pile of cartoons where superheroes disembowel each other, Invinicble has shit animation and is basically just bad shonen slop reskinned to be capeshit when its just very low quality fare>where Australians go buck wild with post-modern shock humor, I loved smiling friends and it was the best cartoon to come out in ages but now its sadly dead cuz its creators were too lazy to keep it going>where a main character is a drug abusing alcoholic who routinely kills his own family members, and so onRick and morty has sucked since 2017>>there is also a pile of "serious teenage dramedy" such as the one where a kid goes through puberty and loses his arm multiple time, Adventure time sucked since season 4, the flame princes break up arc killed that show along with other pretentious crap the hack writers went all in on>or the one where the anthromorphic critters do slapstick and shirk authority,Regular show was (mostly) good but the revival looks like a low effort cash grab >or the one about inserting historical figures into a high school, and so onClone high reboot sucked dick. Also adventure time and regular show were mostly in the early 2010s at their peak so they arent a good example when the era of toddler crap toons being everywhere really only kicked in around the late 2010s.
>>153732757Okay so what I'm gathering is that this actually ISN'T about a lack of "insensistive" or "incorrect" media but actually just about you being a hyper negative and ironically over sensitive pissant then?
>>153732747I usually reference stuff like the road warrior or terminator or invader zim or aqua teen hunger force to these people. Most of the time whenever i bring up something im interested to anyone around my age theyve either never heard of it or think its too intesne/triggering for them and then they proceed to talk about deltarune orbwhatever meme vidya slop is in vogue at the moment.
>>153732560NTA, but that's probably beengrue ever since children's television was invented.>>153732521>you're acting like some grown up adult man enjoying my little pony/bluey inflicts constant proc-gen damage on you by merely existingGod, you must not have been on the other end of the brony shirt at around that time.
>>153732803>give me stories that totally happened for $1000, AlexI really doubt you even get out the house let alone socialize with a realistic and sizable sample of people significantly younger than you.
>>153732802>Okay so what I'm gathering is that this actually ISN'T about a lack of "insensistive" or "incorrect" media but actually just about you being a hyper negative and ironically over sensitive pissant then?The majority of cartoon series that get made on the remaining animation networks today are now all aimed at extremely younger audiences. Cartoon network went from making a bunch of TV-PG shows to then drastically shifting gear to try and capture the zoomer toddler demographic around 2017. THAT is what i am so mad about. Also what few newer cartoon series i do enjoy either ended by now or are going to end soon>>153732832 >I really doubt you even get out the house let alone socialize with a realistic and sizable sample of people significantly younger than you.Believe what you want but thats how it was like trying to fraternize with most people when i was in community college last year. Also again these fuckers werent significantly younger then me they were about my same age if not older then me at times.
>>153732701>It really is just taxing trying to talk to anyone my age...please be under 30. If you're over the age of 30 stressing over what other people watch then there's no hope for you
>>153726363You don't like Shreks 2-4 tho?
>>153732701>>153732757>>153732903>Also what few newer cartoon series i do enjoy(you)>Be Toughguy mc Hardass>-skip the salty spittoon->go to the weenie hut,>weenie hut goes out of business>weenie hut junior opens next door>you go to the weenie hut junior>act like a badass at the weenie hut junior telling everyone how the weenie hut was for real men unlike weenie hut junior which is for babies.this is you, you are a middle-aged manchild complaining on a board dedicated to comics and cartoons about how cartoons not catering to you.>>153732827>you must not have been on the other end of the brony shirt.yes, i was a brony and i didnt regret a single moment of it. the entire 2012-2021 era that came after was peak an entire era were you could geek out and be who you always wanted to be.
>>153734409>act like a badass at the weenie hut junior telling everyone how the weenie hut was for real men unlike weenie hut junior which is for babies.A more appropo example would be if they closed all salty spatoons and replaced them all with super weenie hut jr's. Older cartoons were objectively better then cancerous shit like craig of the creek or the fungies. That shift into making almost all purely tepid limp wristed slice of life fare killed cartoon network and ruined the industry>this is you, you are a middle-aged manchild complaining on a board dedicated to comics and cartoons about how cartoons not catering to you.Yeah and they do suck for not catering to me, what of it? The fact that everything it seems is shit and doesnt cater to me at all is an enraging trend, i have every right to be pissed that creators only want to make sugary sweet and saccharine crap for cartoons now. Fuck you, their should be cartoons on the level of billy and mandy or zim or shows like mr meaty again and all the piss ant zoomies and gen alpha who shit their pants at anything with a little edge to it can drink bleach.
Donkey is my favourite character, who's yours?
>>153730928I feel like im one of the few truly unashamed mental spastics left. Seriously, you ever see someone else drop their ultra autistic fetish in a normal thread like me? I make a point of bringing it up whenever i can for that reason.
>>153736372>Seriously, you ever see someone else drop their ultra autistic fetish in a normal thread like me?What is your fetish, anon?
>>153733122If he was under 30 he wouldn't remember seeing Shrek in theaters when it came out in the first place. Instead of "back in my day" it'd be 'born in the wrong generation' dipshittery. No, he's a childless adult in middle age, getting butthurt about toddler cartoons while awkwardly socializing at his community college. Glad edgelord can come here to vent his dipshittery so he doesn't do a 20-years-overdue school shooting.
I want to see Gloria inflate like one of those giant beach balls and get dry humped by Moto Moto.
>>153737129See >>153730058 ,it's pretty self-explanatory. My dream would be to consensually do that to my crush from university. Also, who's that character you posted? Ive seen her elsewhere.
>>153737636Her name is ruby gloom
>>153721425DreamWorks peaked here btw
>>153721425I'm honestly surprised the universal studio people never thought to sell the frog and snake balloons in their parks. Far as I know they dont even sell shrek ear hats.
>>153739446That's not Shrek 2, anon.
>>153724584Crazy work there
>>153726168>your balls after she coughs while giving you a blowjob
>>153722967Lmao
>>153732469>tootwo
>>153732747>actively dodged watching>A Clockwork OrangeThere really is no hope is there?
>>153737730Oh right, thanks.
