Was she really evil? Or just trying to uphold the narrative? And is it wierd i want to dick her down?
>>153742625She was holding up a narrative she herself declared. So yes she's evil and is trying uphold her narrative. And no, it's not weird.
>>153742980/thread. i was going to be rude, but you said it better than i could
Well, she did commit attempted murder. As well as blackmail, attempting to usurp a kingdom for her son, and whatever else. So I'm gonna go with yes on the being evil.Farquad did much less. He evicted a bunch of people. And because of that he was murdered by a dragon. He didn't self-destruct like the Fairy Godmother did, he was straight-up murdered in cold blood.
>>153742625Her face reminds me of Jeb Bush and David Zaslav
Always found her a bit of a piece of ass even as a kid. Now she's more of a milf than chubby, but I also had a massive boner for ogre Fiona freshly after watching Shrek 2, the first movie I've ever seen in a movie theater, at the age of 8. Then I find myself jerking it to Gloria the hippo from Madagascar.It is what it is. Game was rigged from the start for me to become a chubby chaser.
>>153742625The Shrek 2 directors definitely intended for Fairy Godmother to have at least *some* sex appeal
>>153742625Sort of? But what she was doing during the movie was decently justified by her trying to set her son up as a king in the future. She always tried to do stuff for him and keep him happy and a part of her plans. Still sort of wish she didn't get bubbled in the end and Charming didn't get squashed in the sequel. And no it isn't weird. She's hot as fuck.
>>153742625milk.
>>153742625I'd hit it
>>153742625>Was she really evil?Yes. The brainwashing potion she gave to Fiona is enough of an argument on its own, let alone the rest of the movie.
>>153747205Heaven forbid a mother set up an arranged marriage
Its wierd she liked fast food so much
I bet she fantasizes about being prone boned by a pool boy stud.
>>153751413It's not that weird
>>153742625>villain is hot>I can fix her
>>153742625she looks like everyone's hot aunt.so i don't know. maybe you have some introspection to work through.
>>153742625I always thought she was the witch that cursed Fiona
>>153742625>is it weird i want to dick her down?Nah that's normal.
>>153753374I thought the "curse" was just a side effect of her father being a frog. The witch story was probably made up to cover for that.
DW was very lucky that the next movies to be delivered after the failure of Sinbad were Shrek 2 and Shark Tale
>>153752431She only ate compulsively when stressed that's not very healthy
>>153742625She is kinda hot for a granny In fact she doesn't even look like a granny, if she didn't have white hair she'd be milf in her mid 40s
>>153753374You'd think so, but the intro to Shrek 4 does make Fiona's curse seem like a separate ordeal that the FGM just took advantage of.
>>153752431Imagine how magical those handjobs must be~
