I want Terezi to bite my arm and suck the blood and pus from the wound.

>>153752700
Still no good but interesting. D

>>153752760
I forgot I had my name set to impersonate you that time lol.

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where are you sitting at.

>>153752951
1

>>153752951
8 to sexually harass Eridan

6
to kick the seat in front of me

>>153752970
whoever you are, you think exactly like me. im starting to think i have a clone out there somewhere

>>153752951
6, I also tell Sollux to move his ass to 2 to hang out with his two hoes so that I have Tavros all for myself

>>153752951
5, slurp up Gamzee. Recover, slurp up Terezi. Lean forward to flip off Dave.

>>153753013
what are you going to do to tavros lil bro?

also expect to have to protect him since vriska is sitting right next to him..

i want to literally live in the middle of the forest on a shack. no annoying sounds. only thing that will be doing noise my eletrical saw, my gas runing generator and my riffle if someone thinks in be smart around me. that or live neart the rural area of my birth place

>>153752951
2 so i can scissor them both because i really like aradia and feferi also has good vibes and they both seem really fun to talk to :))

>>153753064
i was sleeping this whole time. maybe i should just stop talking here and write on my diary again.

>>153752951
isn't 3 the best spot

>>153752951
4

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But here's the Karkat.

>>153753127
MY WIWIS

>>153752655
i would buy their house and hang up jamily incest paintings in the halls

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Slim and petite.

>>153752951
poor rose and terezi forced to sit on the floor....
anyways, 1 so I can sharpen my wit skills with 2 of the most wittiest people

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Thick and pronounced.

>>153753086
scissor? you have the puss?

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>>153753202

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howw the fuck did that fucker pull not just one but twwo top tier bitches
seriously wwhats his secret
askin for a friend

>>153753293
eridan who cares about those whores. you should marry me instead

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>>153753219
>>153753233
Rosebot's shiny metal ass...

>>153753293
he didnt pull the fish. because shes dead.

fuck you guys for getting me into bro grooming john

>>153753307
human males awways say things like this until they realise i havve an status to maintain, an makeup routine, an hair routine and then they cant fuckin' handle it.

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>>153753324
You're welcome

>>153753048
>what are you going to do to tavros lil bro?
Things of dubious nature.

>also expect to have to protect him since vriska is sitting right next to him..
If Sollux fucks off to hang out with Aradia and Feferi then Tavros can be move his crippled ass to the window seat

Who doesn't sexually harass Moonrunes from time to time?

>>153753248
rotund...

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>>153752700

Enjoy!

>>153753369
WHERE IS THIS FROM???

>>153753403
i think its the other way around.

>>153753310
>master of puppets poster
>AC/DC sticker
Fairly basic taste. But her ass is huge enough that I forgive her.

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>>153753310
Humbly requesting this with Rosebot. Please.

>>153753310
thats fleshy ass not metal...

>>153752951
2 is probably the best if you want to have an actually relaxing and pleasant plane ride. Since both Aradia and Feferi are nice.
but personally, I'd pick 7 but I really don't want to sit next to Vriska, so I'd pick 4 because Nepeta seems like a fun person to talk too.

>>153753461
trace/edit it anon, believe in your skills

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Kim's art was posted last thread and that makes me happy.

>>153753311
he did before she died for bein a whore who left her poor ex-moirail in the dust for that finless fuck

>>153753431
https://xcancel.com/KnightofStrid/status/2038458677536178677

>>153753512
>2 is probably the best if you want to have an actually relaxing and pleasant plane ride. Since both Aradia and Feferi are nice.
Counterpoint: you also have a shitty rapper behind your seat who will keep mumbling under his nose or endlessly talk about cocks with his sister

>>153753542
thank you sm

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>>153752951
7 that's too ez

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Good afternoon /hsg/ i hope everyone is well. I am doing pretty good.

>>153753553
what a nice fellow

>>153753578
hai hai prospitanon. im feeling pretty nice too.

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>>153753455
why there is sm of it.

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There should be a shrine to JadeDave

>>153753512
>2 is probably the best
I think 3 is the best for a number of reasons
>no one at your back
>john is at least somewhat respectful
>kanaya is a nice person to be around with and is somewhat sane

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>>153753530
I love Kim's work

>>153752951
3 3 3 3

i want john egbert

>>153752951
3 so i can make french kiss both of them

>>153753678
egbertian tongue kissing + maryam motherly handjob

>>153753687
>t. rose

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>>153753678
what if they ignore you to french each other

>>153753687
t.dave

>>153753716
rape duh

>>153753716
let them do their thing :)

>>153753632
COBALT MILKERS?

>>153753622
What's that thing in the top right?

>>153753622
I get a john k feel from this picture

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Will he stop being such a brat??

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>>153753632
Same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbjSABa1LtA
this would have gone triple platinum in 2012 goddamn

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>>153753822
imagine if he had a crush on you and would lightly tease you online but would meet up with you in person and be blushing and stammering the whole time and be too scared to say he has feelings because he doesnt want to ruin the friendship because he cares about you so much

>>153753822
i hope not. i wanna commish him the juicest loveless-ish art of my ocs.

>>153753922
would*

>>153753806
Mystery
>>153753810
I watched the cartoon by Kali Fontecchio that premiered yesterday and was inspired to draw a similar look to Spumco girls.

>>153753611
I wish Eridan would breed me..

>>153754019
I hope you get what you want anon.

>>153754019
sorry. i dont take requests. unless you wwant your ass kicked.

>>153753822
>brat cessation
Tragedy

>>153754019
Roxy please

>>153754085
roxy is the one breeding. i dont think you understand.

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Is this traditional attire for his cultural background or is he just a whore?

dirk would try to cut himself once, drop the blade it second it does any damage to the skin and start bawling his eyes and never try to self-harm again

>>153754115
What if being a manwhore is part of his culture?

>>153754115
considering hes a fellow pinoy, yeah about right.

>>153754115
Both. Both is good.

ellith..........i miss her....

>>153754162
Dirk wouldn't even consider cutting because only women and effete sissy faggots cut, and he's no sissy faggot.

>>153754194
Dont worry her death was really funny when i killed her

>>153754468
I want her to be well and not to die.

>>153754490
I want to see Ellith playing and collecting insects.

>>153754162
dirk doesn't self-harm in such a direct manner. he'd instead do it by slowly ruining every relationship he has with loved ones, fuether isolating himself in a self-fufilling prophecy that he'll end up alone like the creature he is
thankfully, I'll be there to moirail his ass so hard it doesn't happen

>>153754624
> do it by slowly ruining every relationship he has with loved ones, fuether isolating himself in a self-fufilling prophecy that he'll end up alone like the creature he is
Like hes some sort of… home-stuck

Dirk purposely misses his psych appointments, sitting inside with the blinds closed, not answering calls from concerned friends and loved ones

>>153753726
but how you're stuck under them

>>153754956
petition to fly this anon into the sun

im 90% sure that trans woman roxy was a psy-op created by epilogues hating trans women

>>153755388
explain

>>153754979
dirk open the door or I'm breaking in through the window this is not negotiable

>>153755406
im only using ao3 numbers for this because its like 1 in the morning buttttttttttt
>there have been around 66 transfem roxy fics in 15 years (with the first being made was in 2011, 2nd being made in 2015)
>after 4/20/2019 (epilogues release) theres a huge spike in trans woman roxy fics with the first 2 being epilogue spite rewrites
>trans women always go "hussie only made her nb/a trans man to spite the popular headcanon of transfem roxy :(((((" but they never give any proof of it actually being popular before 4/20/2019
im probably a schizo but like isnt this the most tiny bit suspicious?

>>153755620
what the fuck are you talking about

there was 66 transfem fics in 15 years because no one fucking knew what a trans even was

>>153755620
I dont understand your alien language please speak human

>>153755634
Petition to fly this user into the sun

goldbloods
more like
pissblood

T4T Roxygen... Save me...

>>153756043
how to turn hetslop into queerslop with this one simple trick

>>153756043
>T4T
Horseshoe theory...

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How does it make sense for ANY of the kids to be trans? Where in 2009, let alone post-apocalypse 2400-whatever are they getting hormones?

>>153756207
Plus, they got magic and shit
They could just make it happen

>>153756249

Then wouldn't we have seen that depicted in the comic if it were true?

>>153756280
you dont see john in the comic use his breath powers to make his farts be hurricanes, but it is surely possible

>>153756280
No, I mean, it makes no sense for anybody to be trans when magic can just make the change instantly. Poof!

>>153756207
"um hey roxy bro, can you stay still just for sec for your testosterone shot?"-candy jade

>>153756358
but the social implications are still there arent they? its still a transition

>>153756358
i mean theyre still trans even with magic? just because you used a genderswap potion doesnt change the fact you were born a man

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CUTE!

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Aranea and Meenah /ss/? Yay or nay?

>>153756683
YAY! YAY!

>>153756683
It's all /ss/ after they died
Each one becomes infinitely old

>>153756710
This is untrue thanks to ghosthood being a non-linear state of being, otherwise the ghost!vriska that the living version of John eventually interacts with would have to be at least as old as his own universe was.

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>>153756683

Yes, but not that Meenah...

>>153756962
Wouldn't she just stab him with a trident

>>153757277
NTA but the condesce was rounding up all of her "kids" when trying to take over the alpha session, Jade and Jane are understandable, since theres immediate value to having them under her control, but why bother with John and Jake? Personally I believe she just wanted the kids she raised even if it had to be the hard way.

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>>153756087
The only reason people do that is because bisexualoids always pump and dump transexuals. Very few are willing to commit. This kinda thing is why bisexuals are hated

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Jade fans, rise up.

What music do you guys think the trolls listen to, I think Eridan would be a huge fan of Boyd Rice and Death in June.

What if instead of being a slutty Japanese girl Damara was Cambodian and she shoved highborn grubs into a wall for Troll Pot?

>>153755388
I knew some one (prior to the epilogues) who based xer entire identity on transfem Roxy.

>>153758497
>who based xer entire identity
I wish I could transform myself to be more like fictional characters on a whim

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Aradia

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>>153757871

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>>153758497
Where's that screencap when I need it

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>>153754115
Traditional filipino loincloth called a bahag

>>153759541
why did we, as a species, stop putting loincloths on people

>>153759591
Incredible fucking question, anon. I wish I had an answer it's some of the hottest shit