>”I inhaled every online theory. You do that when your ex-boyfriend's a murdered billionaire.”
Bump if you're reading.
>>153764382Jubalbros...Hawkeye didn't save us...
>>153764453You mean Hawkman, Hawkeye is Marvel you dunce
>"There is something black at the center of everything. Something beyond light."
>>153764440>Tyler Pharmaceuticals>Reese TylerThese has some kind of connection to Rex Tyler, huh
And that's it. If you liked these, support your LCS or whatever.
>>153764377Ah yes,the Aids Arrow that gives you AIDS>>153764595Welcome Back Teneyed Man
>>153764463>Robinhood expyBoooo
>>153764362Interesting that Jabul says it was Hammond that got Queen killed, wonder if that's something he took credit for or if the rest of the villains put on him
>>153764416>Pornsack Pichetshote No way thats real LMFAO
>>153764718Surprised Golden would even consider casual gay sex with the woman who nearly got them all killed, and took her legs.
>>153764405Different universe. Same Dinah.
>>153764718Nobody knocks in the Absolute universe.
>>153765011That guy has more than ten eyes
>>153764595>We made the billionaire killer too sympathetic.>Make it so he was testing on kids
taking bets on who Green Arrow is
>>153766034Ollie, resurrected by Hawkman through his own method of rebirth.
>>153765143I assume it was because the rape island was Hammond's
>>153765416That is why hes the absolute teneyed man
>>153766034the nortubel dev
>>153764595I wonder if this is going to tie into the weird infant bodyhorror parasite things absolute joker has.
>>153766645>Look I'm spamming my retarded memeword again!No father figure.
>>153764416Oh, Rafael is drawing this comic. Sweet.
Now that cyborg was mentioned, how fucked up his origin will be?
>>153764603Nice kissable girly lips you got there, Wally.
>>153765412Well, it's an evil universe, courtesy is dead.
>>153766896The accident was intentional or they'll give him the Baxter Stockman treatment
I think I liked the more anime-ish artstyle for the flash comic better. The story is already kind of a slough and this generic artstyle makes the plot go even slower for me.
>>153764362'allo
>>153766221I thought it was Jabuls Island that was established in Absolute Evil, Hammond just knew about Queen's plans to go after him before that
>>153764759kek everyone is just ripping off Camp and Ewing (the omega particle was him in Absolute Evil, Snyder is too much of a meathead to come up with that)
>>153764501Damn, what a dick
>>153766896He was caught in a teleporter accident with a cybertruck
>>153764456legga
>>153764416>PornsackI would hate my parents forever.
>>153764501I like how petty and mustache twirly Hammond is across all his appearances, i suppose he has a small dick in the absolute world to make up for the giant head he has in the classic one.
>>153767316It means honorable warrior you chud
>>153767464Is that true? Porn is honorable?
Absoluta flash is overhated
>>153764539you just know this is going to be an alt costume for the next dc/mk game
>>153767864I would wager a bunch of Absolute characters will be on its roster separate from their more classic versions.
>>153767839flash, superman and gl had slow starts and it put a lot of people off
>>153767884yeah, some of them are too different to play the same
A lot of Titans references in this weeks Absolute Flash.
>>153766977silas was driven mad by something and started experimenting on victor
>>153764778Is it supposed to be a lightning Bolt like the Flash symbol or is it the Rock of Eternity?
>>153766218NEAT
>>153768049both
>>153766034I read somewhere he became the spectre of this world and assumed it was official?
>>153766034Olliver Queen.
>>153764463>having caught Oliver cheating on me.Different universe. Same old Ollie.
AGA is another win for DC.
>>153764778Hmm...Absolute Shazam?
>>153766034I'm going to guess it's a team of people, and that Merlyn is part of it along with some of these guys >>153764486
>>153768872
>>153766034A mix of the specter and the gentleman ghost.
>>153764424me dinah, me drawn like ape
>>153770092her therapist looks like Scooby Doo fusion danced with Velma
>>153769873Those three all feel like Red Herrings if I'm being honest
>>153765011Don’t forget the hand removing knife that removes hands.
>>153764448>DID YOU KNOW CONGRESS IS CORRUPT>OH SHIT BABY THATS GETTING ME WETI mean I agree with the points this book is making, but this is getting cringe
>>153764424Ah man, there's gonna be so much fukken shitposting about this
Fire OP already, fuck's sake.
>>153764628Maybe it originally was Rex, but they changed it to avoid turning him into a villain.But it opens the doors for an absolute hourman
>>153764486>>153766034So we got Speedy 1, Speedy 2 and The Spider as suspects/red herrings. The brutality of Slade here >>153764479 makes me think it's more than likely a woman, probably the same one that Oliver was cheating on with Dinah >>153764463 here, maybe Absolute's answer to Shado from Longbow Hunters, but the super toxin that's melting dudes makes me think of Cheshire as well, hell maybe they're working together.
>>153764563>>153764572I wonder how AGL will address it.
so farWW>MM>GL>Batman>Super>Flash
>>153770751Anyone pretending Batman isn't the best Absolute book is fooling themselves.
>>153770751>>153770932WW=MM=BM>GL=SM=GA>FlashI don't dislike Absolute Flash though, I quite like reading through and have the hardcovers coming in soon. Slowest start but I'm glad they're still tying things to the Omega particle and I have a soft spot for the Rogues. The next couple of weeks are gonna be some dark arcs all around, so I'm sitting pretty
>>153770932BATGOD carrying DC even in a universe where he's not a billionaire
I don't really like the GL book. It has an interesting premise, but very bad execution.
>>153770092She looks way better in the flashback pages. Maybe she's just so focused on being a bodyguard she's on the roids or something.
>>153770329Eh, I've seen similar dialogue in stories about college couples and one of them being a political idealist/activists. It's a common enough trope in these types of college relationships.
>>153770705Ewing will make an "Empty is thy hand" reference as he did with Tyr in Immortal Thor, the guy loves Hypercrysis stuff
>>153771384Linda has improved Flash
>>153765159>>153767316Dude has been working in comics for over thirty years, where have you been?
>>153770751>>153771384I don't get the boner for WW. It's not as good as Batman or MM.
>>153771384>I don't dislike Absolute Flash though, I quite like reading through and have the hardcovers coming in soon.I wish the hardcovers were like the DC Rebirth deluxe editions. Just feels nicer at 12 issues than 5 or 6.
>>153770092Think she's supposed to be butch and haggard here yeah, she's cute in the flashback scenes. When Ollie comes back somehow he'll fix her with dick I'm sure>>153766911Absolute Flash had had a bunch of artists but under all of them, Wally has been a turbo twink, must be something specifically highlighted in his character reference sheet artists have been given I guess
>>153770751MM>Batman>Superman>WW>Flash>GL for meNot a static list, WW started out strong but nowadays is just alright, Superman and Flash have been improving, GL has always just been inconsistentNot gonna rate GA against the others yet but this was a good first issue I thought, some cringey dialogue at points but it's Green Arrow, that comes with the territory pretty much
>>153764424That guy looks depressed.
>>153770669The mask and the swords (the sword bow is stupid by the way, there's a thin line but dumb but cool and just plain dumb, this crosses that line) made me think Cheshire and/or Lian too
>>153770669Just as long as it isn't Sarah Lance
What is the schedule of the absolute comics?
>>153764501It's been a while but was he this much of a dick in Absolute Green Lantern? I thought I remembered him being a lot better at hiding it.
>>153773998https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comics/new-comics
>>153764595As far as this issue goes it was fine as a starter. Somewhat bog standard in my opinion. I'd rank Absolute Batman higher but I also remember it took a couple of issues for me to warm up to that so I'll give this a chance to build up its momentum and see how it goes.
>>153765656Eh I have a feeling that kid has some mutated monster he was trying to help. Or keep locked up. Feels like way too much was put into focusing on him being a good guy to then make it that he was doing testing on kids.
Thoughts on the first issue?
>>153766896He'll end up fucked up like the first Robocop was. Maybe by someone breaking into his dad's lab.
>>153767839Is it? I thought it was just criticized for being slow. I've always put it at least above Absolute Green Lantern.
>>153770751I can't agree with that myself. I just can't get into Absolute Wonder Woman. The cast and stories just lose me every time.
>>153766034revenant ollie
>>153764718are half of the rogues gay?golden glider, trickster, captain cold????what the fuck is this lame gay retarded shitthe absolute universe had some kind of a lgbt quota and they all dumped it in to absolute flash everyone is either a faggot or looks like one
>>153775653It is a universe where evil is the basis of everything. Of course there's more fagdykes.
>>153774553He is a complete asshole
>Ras dead>Hammond getting wrecked>Thawne in hidingThis "Justice League" is getting fucked up and the heroes haven't even teamed up yet
>>153774553No, from day 0 he was a "ring a ding ding baby" asshole
>>153764563I know Hammond is going to turn into a big head or something, but it is crazy to see him so badly damaged in a mini for a character unrelated to GL. I don't understand why he is there in person and not a body double or Life Model Duplicate or protected by superscience armor.
>>153776200>>153776069I guess I remembered wrong then. Thought he was the kind of guy to be an asshole behind closed doors rather than to someone's face
>>153776304>for a character unrelated to GLI mean, Green Lantern and Green Arrow have long been connected, but very specifically Ollie and Hal and only in the main universe.
>>153776411Shit, I forgot about Neal Adams' GA/GL run, but that is still pretty thin. This is like Wonder Man crippling Magneto because Simon hung out with Beast decades ago.
>>153776304>I don't understand why he is there in person and not a body double or Life Model Duplicate or protected by superscience armor.He's just that fucking arrogant, in AGL he went directly to the site of the incident when the town got flattened and even personally hooked his own brain up to an untested Black Hand(?) death robot thing because he didn't trust anybody else to do it. And in Absolute Evil #1 he had been talking with Jubal about Ollie going public and probably had plans to take him out before Hawkman did that for him. Whatever's happening is affecting all corrupt business assholes making Hector Hammond a primo target
>>153776304>but it is crazy to see him so badly damaged in a mini for a character unrelated to GL.they killed off ra's in a superman comic before he even met bruce
>>153776694That's different since Absolute Ra's was Absolute Superman's nemesis in the first arc. Hammond getting killed by Green Arrow is like Martian Manhunter killing the joker.
>>153776170Joker will have to carry them considering Cale blew all her best assets in the span of one night lol Snyder's joker wank will do the carry job of the fucking century for the villains and maybe if Aaron goes hard with Brainiac and Lex.
>>153766034I think it's several people and GA is more of a mantle.
>>153764486The Spider guy doesn't seem to traditionally be a Green Arrow-related character from what I can tell? What's his deal usually?
>>153772189She has, unironically. You need that extra bit of humanity, and she's got such a fun dynamic. >>153772317I agree, but that's why some people are waiting to see how they do the bigger collected editions. Some of these will make for amazing Absolute editions (will they rename it Omega editions or keep the funny name?) down the years.>>153772283Diana's a really nice character and she feels like herself again after seeing a bunch of runs get her wrong, and I love the art as well. The pacing has it so that there's always something being done and never feels too slow. Reading it reminds me of the days where writing for the trade weren't a thing and you got what you paid for each week. Same with Batman, it's just a lot of fun. All of this is opinions though, so I don't blame you or anything for not liking it. Different strokes
>>153776743If Joker ever poisoned his cookies, there'd be fucking hell to pay.
>>153776694Ra's is dead already? Last I remember he was being bailed out of prison by his daughter. Was there another issue after that?
>>153778620Yeah man, go check last tweek or so.
>>153770751For me it'sWW=MM>Flash>>>>>>Superman>GL=BatmanWonder Woman is an alright Elseworld that's attempting something different, Martian Manhunter is bugnuts (but in a way hard carried by the artist), the Flash is okay and the rest are Schwarbage. Batman is infested with the worst of Snyder's excesses, Superman just doesn't have any interesting ideas from Aaron, and the GL stuff is just lurching from concept to concept with spurts of "Remember this character? Now they're dead!" I got the first Absolute Batman volume for free and I still feel ripped off.
>>153764539not gonna lie, that's a cool "bow"
>>153764342So he's basically Ghost Rider right?
>>153776756So far, I would say that Batman and MM represent what the Absolute Universe is suppossed to be, the best. Absolute GA, in tandem with Absolute Evil, seems to be shaping up to be the next best representation as well. Absolute Catwoman may be as well. with Smyder writing it.
>>153764342>ynr "oliver queen is alive!" postingnext issues>NEW ARCHERS! AND NEW MURDERS! Is the Green Arrow Killer merely a psychopath or something more? Is he a monster Absolute Black Canary should be fighting against — or with? Still reeling from the disturbing discoveries of last issue's final pages, Dinah investigates one suspect on her list of DC archers — Mia Dearden — and stumbles on a secret from Oliver Queen's past that will change everything.>DINAH ON THE TRAIL OF THE GREEN ARROW KILLER! After the horrifying events of last issue, Dinah must capture the Green Arrow Killer as she finally finds Oliver Queen's protege Roy Harper. But as the killer's attacks intensify and Dinah discovers the unsettling effect they're having on Star City, Harper's trail takes her on a journey darker and more twisted than she ever imagined.
>>153781043It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the skull's pointy jawbones are like a beard.
>>153774681It is likely that the kid starved to death.
>>153776349He was more "emotional", and sleazy.
>>153777745Golden age; playboy vigilant.Post ga; villain pretending to be the above to eliminate his competition.
>>153766896Same as normal, but maybe he’s in an Astro Boy kinda situation? Victor is dead, and Cyborg is an AI puppeting what’s left of his corpse while believing it’s Victor?
>It will turn out the three suspects are red herrings and the new Green Arrow was Merlyn all alongSame shit as All New Venom, I can already guess
>>153783785Comparing DC to Marvel? Absolute not my fren. First someone gets raped, then we learn Green Arrow's identity.
>>153770751i can't take you seriously if you dont think GL/Supes are the worst (for different reasons)Aaron just fucking sucks.GL is a mess of mystery boxes and woke shit. And i usually like Ewing
>>153784471I was going to say that DC toned down their obsession with rape, but I guess the very first page of Absolute GA includes a rapist, so never mind.
>>153764342bump
>>153764405>>153764424This dude looks zesty
Absolute Cringe
The thing that kills AGA's premise for me a bit is that the author already said it'll get extended if it sells well, which maybe goes without saying but still, that implies that we'll get to a point where it'll just be a normal GA story eventually because they can't extend the mystery for too long
>>153789995That makes me not want to buy it, I've already got too many ongoings on my pull list. Hate to say I hope it fails though lol.
>>153789995depends on how the mystery plays out for me. if it's just someone other than ollie going around killing billionaires, it's going to get stale quickly. if it's somehow ollie back from the dead, there's more they can do with iti really want it to be magically resurrected ollie because outside of ww, there's very little magic especially since black adam was created by brainiacs
>>153789995We already know AGA will be part of the team-up book that Jason Aaron is writing due to his short appearance in DCKO, so AGA wasn't going to die after this mini is done
>>153793026>due to his short appearance in DCKOI just interpreted that as the new books being shilled, Catwoman was there too, but I'm assuming what you said is gonna happen anyway
>>153764539Green Aurafarmer
>>153764390what do grapes mean?
>>153795246Rape
>>153795400>>153795439OooohThat makes sense
>>153766896Speaking of Vic and Wally, business idea: Absolute Raven>Absolute hero formula is "hero minus essential characteristic">Absolute Raven is "Raven minus discipline from growing up raised by monks in fucking Sigil or some shit">Rachel Roth is an autistic chuuni weeb goblin who's desperate for approval and validation, even if it's from the normalfags she scorns>her parents, her equally autistic mom Angela and this normalfag construction worker she married after she got raped by Trigon, are terrified of her but even moreso terrified for her>her inner conflict is between struggling and doing what's right and being the girl her mom and dad raised her to be and know she can be, and becoming the Antichrist like her father and the weird naked old people who worship him want her to be for the quick hit of validation that would give her>also, she's so tsundere for Beast Boy that even after they become a couple they still haven't so much as kissed>maybe she has some traits of Teen Titans Go's Raven too?
>>153790432That'll be fun to see the rest react to, eventually. Absolute Black Canary and her undead boyfriend archer who kills billionaires like it's nothing. Superman and Batman are gonna be on edge the whole time
>>153795579I figure you could handle a lot of the Absolute Titans by splitting them up and removing the fact that they grew up together. Individual stories that lead them to new friends and groups. Starfire goes with the cosmic heroes, Beastboy ends up in Gotham teaming up with Killer Croc as another victim of Ark M, Cyborg is already showing up in Flash. Or if you wanna get dark with it, some of them show up as victims or having some relation to them in a self-help group and grow comfortable with each other talking about the abuse they all endured at Slade's island. They feel conflicted about his death because maybe they wanted to kill him themselves, but they wanna feel strong again. Somebody is targeting people from the self help group and they have no way to get AGA's attention for help, and it turns out to be one of the counselors, Dr Light. "Titan's Tower" is the lighthouse where he has been hiding his victims
>>153789995It is a mini series.
>>153764515they wrote the word slash? wouldn't you just use /
>>153770453Rex would probably be as old as the other JSA members unless the Absolute Universe changed it (especially since Jubal Slade was older than Oliver in the original comic rather than being the same age); it could be that he had some bad fate like the other JSA members in the Absolute Universe
>>153764539would a "bow" like that actually work?
>>153798260Not even remotely
It probably is Oliver Queen back from the dead Do not under estimate the comic industries ability to bring characters back from the dead for no reason
