I start>One day on Planet Mobius Sonic and Tails were
>>153783717touching one another's wee wees, when suddenly
>Fighting in the White House. Tails had just removed Sonic's superspeed with a blast of radioactive energy. It seemed Sonic had never learned to fight like a man in a world full of muggles, and he couldn't so much as fight back as Tails bloodied his face with many punches, broke his nose and knocked out Sonic's teeth. Now on the floor and squealing like a baby piglet in pain, Sonic started begging, offering Tails anything he wants if Tails doesn't hurt him. He offers Tails Sally. No dice. He offers to have Metamorphia shapeshift into Fiona. No dice. He offers to suck Tails' dick and eat his shit on Live TV. He knew this was being recorded and broadcasted for the world, but was so pathetic and babyishly scared of Tails' fists he could not care. Unheeding of Sonic's pleas and bargains, Tails brandished a nearby crowbar, told Sonic "this is for Amadeus", and plunged the sharpened point into Sonic's forehead. Sonic could only let out one last feeble "No!", before Tails pried on the leverage, splitting Sonic's skull and unused brains out over the Oval Office desk, like an overly rotten Cantaloupe
What the fuck is a "Mobius"?
Great thread guys
>>153784546said Sonic.“That’s the name of our planet, bro.” explains Tails. “I read about this discovery in a scientific journal.”
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>>153786032Juts then, Rouge the Slut committed turbofellatio on the unsuspecting vulpine. It sounded something like this:Schlurprodudkspkfhdindbskeodhoqlxlw*poot*
"AAAAA!" Tails screamed in a mix of pain, horror and pleasure as Sonic forced Tails' own penis into Tails' own vagina.
After tails and pregnants himself he gives birth to a retard baby with the power of
>>153783852>Tails wakes up from his delusional and pathetically indulgent dream, the reality of the mediocrity he calls an existence since the day he was born sobers him and the only actually knowledge he carries of being forever eclipsed by everyone he knew brings him to impotent and furious tears of despair.
"Take this" Shadow said as he whipped out his fat hedgehog cock and made Knuckles his pathetic echidna bitch for the 432nd time this week "That's what you get for being Ken Pender's golden boy you knuckledragging cocksucker"
Can I write a fanfic where this thread wasn't a weirdo vent channel for schizo patients with grudges against fictional characters?
>>153787131being able to shit in other people's pants.
>>153787229said Obama, hitting the "delete" key on the posts he didn't like. "I should not have taken the presidental perc." he says as he faps furiously.
>>153787249What???
>>153787149>the only actually knowledge
>>153787347Well Tails is a dumb crybaby loser so obviously he was thinking actually instead of the correct usage of actual
>>153787403>‘thinking actually’, no clause>‘actually instead of the correct usage of actual’, compares a lexical form with a usage category
>>153787602>Knows how to be a Grammer fascist but not how to do anything better with his time except be mad at a blue cartoon hedgehog and cry over a cartoon fox
>>153787658>Grammer
>just then, FLASH<, kamala harris and AOC walk in as there simpsons personas and start a dance number with tails, tails to realize he is a girl and changes into a hot POC Transgender Mexican/Black women and dances with them, Sonics body contorts around reveling that it was not sonic. Infact it was the evil Dr. Donald Trump man his fake hair falling off.
>>153787783>Faggit
>>153787821>Faggit
