>[PILOT] The quirky adventures of Bull ShietSome G̶u̶y̶ girl isekai'd by ancient powers or whatever, goes into adventure but nothing interesting happens (irony driven plot of course).>[PILOT] CumBlastersAn early 2000s inspired (WOW!) cartoon with slapstick humor and thinly veiled fetishes>[PILOT] The mentally ill circusquirky quirky quirky! panic attack! quirky! deep sentimentality! ooooooh! IS THAT INSECURITY? FUCK YES!>[PILOT] The LesbosSlice-of-life about two lesbians doing shit nobody cares about, because they're just self-inserts for some millennial woman who watched too much Bill & Grace.>[PILOT] Hell PrincessA princess trapped hell, tries to break out because freedom or something, but she's trapped for 10 seasons by the plot (of course it's irony driven), also the writers forgot about the premise. Slurs and CRAZEEEE stuff guaranteed (but not too crazy because we're safe edgy).>[PILOT] The subvertive subversionMan, how much i love subversion of old tropes, this show is just about subversion, ok? If you don't like it go watch something else, ok? look i know it's not shakespear because you want muh well written show, but let people enjoy things, ok? (show gets traction only because the creator chimps out over the internet).
Creativity is dead
you forgot the one where they work in a shitty job
>>153791127That's the lesbos, but we can still pump out 10 more shows for that.
OK, now put a tiny, but impactful spin on each to make them at least tolerable
People made a living off of multi-hour rant videos deconstructing why they hate Hazbin Hotel
>>153791098Now I want you to come up with a pilot that contains all the concepts and social issues these writers ignored
>>153791403People make a living out of everything, now we're competing about who's a bigger money grabber between a millions of views indie selling merch or someone scalping 100k if lucky to shit on homotel.
>>153791098anti-indies be like: >I hate indies for being woke, non-Christian, and gay. I complain about subversion, but also get mad at remakes and reused ideas from Hollywood. I will never watch right-wing shows. Not because they suck, but because they don't allow me to think that I am better than everyone on twitter and youtube commentary channels.
Stop complaining or nobody will make a pilot ever again
>>153791098The problem is that those creators aim for the ~20 smth mentally ill tumblrtards. Instead of, you know, making shows for the actual kids.
>>153791678But i want to bitch endlessly so everything dies.>>153791684I don't think it's even that, they just don't get serious and love to rush it, so the first fanfiction written is implemented.
>>153791098Dronechads won since we aren’t in this list.
>>153791755>"put that conventionally attractive male down"Most natural dialogue in the indie world.
Tadc is racistGameoverse is misogynistic Space king gave their fans lead poisoning Helluva boss has bad dialogue Hazbin hotel is an offensively bad portrayal of retardsMonkey wrench has annoying voicesThere's just no good shows left
>>153791098>threads be like
>>153791098Don't talk shit about wacky lesbian hour
>>153791098Which is the one with shitty musicals and daddy issues for five seasons straight?
>>153791813>Gameoverse is misogynisticIn what way?Because people want to fuck the catgirl?
I wrote-down a bunch of notes about what /co/ wants in a cartoon about 6 years ago. It's funny how little has actually changed, and the only thing that's changed is the uptick in people that want cartoons to be less horny instead of more.
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>>153793174please share with us
Fortunately, none of them will be remembered in the next 5 years. Meanwhile people still talk about early 00s classics. Funny how that works, eh?
>>153791494>OP spends an entire thread talking to himself because he agrees on downplaying those issues the writers ginored