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If Batman’s so good at his job, why does he need all these sidekicks?
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>>153796922
They're good at blowjobs and Batman doesn't give head
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>>153796922

If Patton was so good at his job, why did he need soldiers?
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>>153796922
They all do their part is like oompa loompas of crime fighting
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>>153796922
this is fan art right?
half of these costumes are from pre-Flashpoint and the other half are new52

also what kind of sicko includes Kate and Selina but not Jason?
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Gotham is like three times the size of NYC, which is where half of Marvel is.
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Dick is usually in New York or Bludhaven, is just retarded batfags writer obsessed to him being there.
Batwoman ,catwoman or even Cass are not fixed to one city.
Jason at first was not in one city only but the last years they forced him to stay like they tried to dick in the late 00s and early 10s
Barbara should stay retired, although right now is in bludhaven.
Only Tim and Damian (and I guess Duke) are in the city , and Damian sometimes go to other cities.
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>>153796922
>Dress in black, work in the shadows.
>Rely on element of surprise to get the drop on the bad guys. Use distraction to catch them off-guard.
>Have a sidekick wearing bold primary colors.
>Said sidekick is a kid, smaller than all of the crooks you're going after.
The only way this could be more obvious is if Robin had a giant target on his back and wore a "SHOOT ME" sign.
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>>153796922
They’re bad at their jobs and need to be replaced constantly.
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>>153796922
He doesnt. They were all either mostly useless to him like Dick and Tim or liabilities like Jason and Steph, with the possible exception of Barbara when she was crippled and controlled the grid. They were charity cases, one and all
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And just in case anybody from editorial is reading this, here is some unsolicited advice on how to fix the batfamily bs

>keep nightwing as is
>kill jason off again
>make tim straight and have him be red robin
>kill damian off again
>re-cripple barbara and have her be oracle
>kill steph off again
>kill duke off
>kill cassie off
>have huntress work in gotham in her jim lee outfit
>introduce no new characters for at least a decade
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>>153796922
Deep down, he really wants to be a Family Guy.
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>>153797316
>Barbara should stay retired, although right now is in bludhaven.
Actually, she's in fucking JAIL.



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