Which lion matches would you like to see on Death Battle?
>>153893795You say this but you'd fucking gag if you had to actually sniff a rank coochie and then had to eat it>>153893810900 cals each? Tf is in them? Anyway I could eat like 4 of them and not gain anything, my mistake.
>>153893891the second I entered the thread again after waking up it got nuked which fucked up the loading for some images which is why I refreshed the page
>>153893903why are you continuing a discussion from the thread that just got prune'd?
POWER! GET THE POWER!
>Sonic, Pikachu, and Reimu posted feats>Kratos didn't I'm noticing...
Too fuckable for Yuji I see
Didn't get to finish my rant about DC Cosmologybasically Earth Prime is not Earth 33 (Ultra Comics). They're similar but mistaken. 33 is the one with the "fictive membrane" that only lets ideas get in.Earth Prime used to get visited by Superman and Flash frequently. Flash left a cosmic tradmill there one time. Regular schmoes from Earth Prime are influenced to write comics about stories that already happened, and they can't affect the other DC Universes unless the comic characters take them to the universes, like they did in the 70s after Flash left a Cosmic Treadmill behind in a previous adventure. The two who went into DC could affect DC, the editor who was left behind could not rescue them or write the comic so they got out.Spectre and a Genie character called Thunderbolt then erased their memories and sent them back and all was well.TLDR is that Earth Prime is just another universe in the multiverse, and doesn't give you 4th wall rewriting powers while you're in Earth Prime.
>>153893947Melanin rich hands drew this stroke by stroke on a drawing tablet with a pitched tent in their pants
>>153893972*forgot image. Earth Prime editor watches 2 writers go in with Flash's leftover treadmill, and couldn't write them back out.
>Korra lactation OP>stays up with no issue>Pokemon vs Touhou OP>stays up with no issue>Gwenpool vs Superboy Prime OP>gets deleted the next dayWhat's his endgame?
I don't think you all understand how much of a turning point Yuji vs Denji is. Our pride as CSMbros is literally on the line here, if Denji loses we'll be basically forever known as the 0-3 series while JJK and MHA fags feel superior because of their fraudulent and stomp wins respectively. Denji HAS to win otherwise CSMposting is basically dead in these halls, and our position already wasn't great after Gojo vs Makima followed by the retarded twitter meme match.
>>153893974Das rite niggah
>>153894001Moodswings are a symptom of HRT, please understand
>>153893891Lion Death Matches?>Simba vs Kimba>Aslan vs Lion-O>Alex vs Theo
>>153894001Korra lactation pic is a iconic piece of /co/ media
>>153894001lmao
>>153894023>Aslan>not Battle Beast
>>153894007CSMbros will learn the art of HBOC if that happens.
>>153894001wasn't the Touhou reused op nuked?
>>153894023ROARtos vs smalldogsura
>>153894001Janny is beyond all of your pathetic heroes.
>>153893972I feel like we have more reasons to discard the entire practice of cosmological structure scaling than we do for keeping it.In general powerscaling does create these sorts of non-existent versions of characters, but dimensional and comso-scaling are especially bad cases.
RAPEtos>SISSYtos
>>153894007Oh please people are gonna forget about those two in a day as DB never touches CSM and JJK ever again...
>>153894161I feel similarly. The most it should go is multiverse > universe. Once you’re multiversal anything higher is arguing about bigger infinities
>>153894248And honestly, if you can create an infinite universe there’s not much saying you couldn’t turn that into a two or three seperate universes, making it a multiverse. Anything “infinite” should be the full stop of scaling
I think powerscalers completely seriously using advanced theoretical mathmatics such as rocket physics and numbers beyond infinity is beyond comical. All in an effort to say one guy who gets punched through trees and says it hurts is stronger than another guy who gets hit by rocks and says it hurts. Warrior Z is my favorite application of this. He writes a fanfiction filled with meaningless jargon just to wank his favorite character.
>>153894124Yes but this one survived yesterday.
>>153893947hi mami
>>153894248>>153894259We're hardly arguing about bigger infinities by that point either.Like people will say Alephs and shit, but we aren't really engaging with the actual nature of those higher infinities. They are more akin to saying you have a box of all boxes and then all the different ways of holding those boxes as boxes wihtin boxes.We make jokes about statements, but once you reach a certain point, we can only know if a setting has the qualities being ascribed to it is if we are told in no uncertain terms that that is the case.
>>153893947Realistically she’d have pretty intense skid marks
>>153894276Layers into boundlessness beyond Neo-Platonic concepts honestly feels like it should be a Suggs joke, instead it is something Warrior-Z just wrote as fanfiction.
This is why I don't really care for characters who are beyond city level, unless the story they are told in is specifically tailored for casual planet destroying. Shounen got it right.
>>153894324Proof? I would eat them.Yujibro btw.
The last time a planet was destroyed on screen in dragon ball was the DBS manga during the U6 arc by Beerus and Cahmpa. The last time a universe was destroyed was during the ToP by Zeno.That was almost 10 years ago.
>>153894347so?
>>153894333If you’re fat, it’s harder to reach your own butthole to clean because your arms aren’t long enough for all that ass
>rapes your anime world
>>153894357i would make sure asa stays clean
>>153894357>>153894366>Fat women have more ass and more flavor on that assThis is why me and my HERO YUJI ITADORI like fat women!
>>153894354he means that dragonball caps at planet level which is true
>>153894424nope
>>153894427No
>>153894001Remember when we had a Makima OP (not even Makima vs someone else straight up just a Pic of her) and the thread was allowed to stay up with no issues?
>>153894396That ass and the mold growing on it belong to DENJI
>>153894427No. He was deemed infinitely stronger than Goku again (even with SDBH scaling) but this time without the No Limits Fallacy. Their conclusion was this:>Strength: Superman>Speed: Tied>Skill: Goku>Experience: Superman>Powers: Superman
>>153894473whats wrong with that
>>153894427Goku actually wonSupershitfans just paid db off
What's the point of the "layers into outerversal" shit?Dimensional scaling already dictates that you are qualitatively stronger than anyone in a lower dimension, to the point of seeing them as insignificant or less real, you can add any amount of numbers 5D, 11D, 38D, infinite D etc.Outerversal means you are beyond and transcend dimensions at all, to the point of perceiving the Infinite dimensional structure as something less real than you.If you can be "Outerversal+1/+2/+ whatever number" that defeats the whole point of the tier. That's just dimensional scaling with a different name
Tier 10-C to 2-A: Real TiersTier 1-C to 1-A: Mental IllnessTier 0: God
>>153894575Tier 0 is Cope
Tier 1-S: KINGtos
>>153894161>In general powerscaling does create these sorts of non-existent versions of charactersAll fan content does this tho, hence fanon existing. The only exact accurate version of a character are those written by the author themselves.
What is your endgame janny? These deletions? They are unpredictable and wild.
>>153894144>he wants honest to god gay sex in an episodeFavorite trans sissy actress?
>>153894276Rocket physics isn't theoretical.
>>153894575for me it's tier low 2-B, the strongest tier there is
Yuji wincons>smarter>far more experience>far better variety of attacks>far more range>soul damage>domain expansion>black flash>magic poison bloodDenji wincons>he fast>he heal gud
>>153894666Of course, Satan wants to see everything destroyed
>>153894666There is no Low 2-B, only Low 2-C and 2-B
>>153894691shut up bitch
I think the worst part of Simon vs Kyle is Redditors pretending they actually care about Kyle like that boy hasn't only been kept alive up relevance wise by powerscalers for more than a decade. Everything he is was just wiped away when Johns got a hold of his series and he got a Super Saiyan upgrade to make up for it. A super form that barely does anything btw aside from being holy water for Black Lanterns and even then he was just the fountain as everybody else got to share in the super form. Then suddenly retarded zoomzooms go and larp about how "real Simon fans don't slander Kyle Rayner" like nigga you didn't even know about him a month before the episode was announced. He literally only got this episode in the first place because he referenced Lagann ONCE and has capeshit power wank to hang.
>>153894674Can you show me Yuji outsmarting opponents because as far as I can remember he couldn't even outsmart the retarded grasshopper and just punched hard
>>153894674denji gets more female attention
>>153894735>canonically loses
>>153894674>smarterYuji never outsmarts his opponents unlike Denji who does that constantly.>far more rangeDenji has his chains which can reach from just as far.>>black flashDenji tanks it in the preview.>>magic poison bloodDevil's have acid and poison resistance.You also forgot to mention Denji is far stronger (ruled by VSBW and G1) and has far better durability.
>>153894911the point of the black flash is that it buffs yuji, tanking the first one isn't the problem its when he gets the hit meter up to 20
>>153894674Denji wincons: he just has to show up
if you get bitches you win, its simple as thatthats why no one gives a fuck about cucky deku no matter what feat he pulls out of his ass cause at the end of the day he's a bitchless virgin who gets ecstatic at the thought of shaking a girl's hand
A dildo, huh?Thanks for the tip.
>>153894735>Doesn't do anything but copy a strategy that didn't work, from his copycat.Why was Denjiman barely used?
This is my hero btwhttps://youtu.be/Ocf81lqOgwM
>>153895004dont forget, when he shook that girls hand, she was thinking about some other girl, a psycho who died 8 years before!KEK!
>>153894911>Yuji never outsmarts his opponents unlike Denji who does that constantly.Oh yeah? "Outsmart" by lighting himself on fire? By realizing he doesn't love Makima? That kind of "genius"?>chainsnot remotely comparable to what Yuji has.>black flashDenjeet tanked one, lmao. What will happen when Yuji chain combos his ass?>muh resistancesFirst off, acid resistance is irrelevant, poison is not acid. Secondly, Denji has no resistance to magic poison. Yuji's blood isn't normal poison, it's literally cursed blood that causes bodies it enters to violently reject it. It's hax and Denji does not resist this.>muh g1 and vsbwVSBW thinks Yuji wins and the g1 blog was biased as fuck. Gigaton elbrus feat is such blatant wank.>durabilityWe talking about the same Denj that gets diced by building level attacks?
Oregon.Sword.
>>153895085What is that stupid inner monologue? Does Prime always talk like that?
>>153895111Not always, he was extra childish and retarded during that era, contrasted with him being called Superman Prime at the time.That's where "I'll kill you to death" comes from.
Enough. Post BVLLsop.
>>153895111He's suppose to be a typical 'nerdy' type of kid from our world who's suddenly thrust into having Superman powers in a new world.
I would've bullied kid Prime 2bh
>>153894533It is why I think a lot of the legacy comic book characters would ultimately be better served by the Godzilla model where artists can - within the corporate gardens - just utilize the characters in any which way they want without care for canon or anything.The characters have been around for long enough that they can be anthologized and their stories can be explored through new lens.
Actually wouldn't Yuji get a 2.5x multiplier off Black Flashes? Probably not a ^2.5 for obvious reasons but given Gege literally went "IT'S EXPONENTIAL INSTEAD OF MULTIPLICATIVE TO MAKE YOU KNOW IT'S REALLY STRONG" it strikes me as retarded to not assume at least a 2.5x multiplier
>>153894538People just want the bigger number.And once you have the bigger number, if anything is demonstrably stronger than that big number, then it must be even bigger number.And then it just goes on forever, even past the point where it is just names of concepts.
>have idea for funny meme like the ones I see sometimes>Go to viggle ai website to do the funny character replacement video>Sign up>Have to payI hate this corporate world...
>>153894625Sure, but we could make an effort in trying to align with the original fictions or arriving at something that agrees across portrayals.
>>153895206Make it yourself like in the good old days
>>153895217How?
>>153895226Rotoscoping the footage and drawing over it.
>>153895081>By realizing he doesn't love MakimaThis retard hasn't read chainsaw man >Not comparable It is>Chain combosYuji is a snail compared to Denji >Acid isn't poison The violence fiend tanks poison every day anyways and acid is poisonous >It's cursed poisonSo is the mansion devil's acid. Keep coping about it>Gigaton Elbrus is wank!It's actually a low ball since Gun Devil did this just because moving. No state swords either>Building level attacksDenji tanked rapid fire gun devil bullets that would shred anyone in JJK
>>153895234How do I do this I've never done anything like that. Might be willing to learn if there's enough time before the next DB episode.
>>153894538The idea is that you just find a realm that's unbound by spatial dimensions, and then you look for realms that transcend that realm. So like with Marvel, you'll have people who consider the Astral Plane to be outerversal or something, and then things like the Superflow or Overspace or White Hot Room transcend that if you can make some schizo retarded cosmology map
>>153895240>nuh-uh>y-you didn't read the mangapicrel>>153895261I didn't read your original post correctly, didn't see you want to do character replacement. It depends on what you have in mind. Pasting one character's head onto a video is pretty easy, just get enough PNGs from all different angles and keyframe in any video editor. Kdenlive and Davinci Resolve are free. Vegas is good if you want to pirate. Adobe sucksIf you meant actual rotoscoping, I've only done this once in an old version of Macromedia Flash, but it was extremely tedious and the video quality was awful. Not to mention that you have to draw frame by frame
>>153895329>Kdenlive and Davinci Resolve are freeAlright I think I'll actually try doing it. I'm already pretty decent at image editing.The halls will REJOICE when I reveal my OPUS...
>>153894533To be fair, a lot of those characters than also have the most ridiculous anti-feats. Like Flash somehow jobbing to fucking Deathstroke because 'he set up traps and knew where he'd run.'Like, WHO cares if he did? The Flash thinks in fucking attoseconds, no trap is gonna fucking trick him or outspeed his reaction and ability to just make himself phase through shit.
>>153895329Denji was only able to kill Makima because he loved her though
>>153895367Godspeed anon.Godspeed.
>>153895375that was such a bullshit ass pull to get around her power
>>153894575You need to be way more specific with that tier 0 description Non Powerscalers already make the mistake of assuming "god" means the same in all settings (that's why Kratos at some point was considered the strongest videogame character in the eyes of normies because he kills gods)Gods in dragon ball are different from Gods in GoW, or Marvel, or Naruto. For example
>>153895393Was that more retarded than the Yoru self inflicted pain motorcycle?
>>153894742I remember redditors genuinely asking people to vote for Kyle to enter champions island... And of course they dragged Simon into their post with shit like "Simon fans would support Kyle on champion's island"
>>153895423>OUHHHH MY COUNTRY-LEVEL DURABILITY WILL PROTE...AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE WALL-SAMA?!?!?!?!?!
>>153895319>but also realms that are magically infinitely above the multiverse are only equalized with spatial dimensions, unless the multiverse is stated to have infinite spatial dimensions or whatever, then it's an outerverse layer now
>>153895319Is there any point were he can say "there's nothing above this, this is the absolute peak"?
I’m not really familiar with JJK, but are cursed sorcerers blade proof ? Like could a regular marine stab Modulo Yuji in the eye and it would bounce off or?
>>153895429Yoru has always had human level dura. I don't think anyone denies this. She relies on her contract heavily. Denji/man/Pochita is the one that has superhuman dura.
>>153895456Kenjaku had to use a curse to block a bullet and bunch of sorcerers got farmed by the military So yeah, Yuji would die if he got shot
>>153895438The thing is that, in cases like the Astral Plane and Superflow, the Astral Plane is contained fully within the Superflow/the Superflow transcends the Astral Plane according to cosmologytards. And all the way up.Equalizing higher dimensions is something powerscalers will do when they don't want to jerk a verse too hard. It's just that for some verses like Marvel this gets handwaved. >>153895443It depends how you map the cosmology but yes there usually is some highest point. In Marvel it's the House of Ideas or the Mystery
>>153895480Why are we trying to say Yuji has better durability than Denji-Man again?
Yudenji leaks
>>153895240>This retard hasn't read chainsaw manAnon, we literally had a thread a couple days ago mocking the shit out of the "outsmart" feats Denji pulled.>yuji is a snailcope>brooo acid is totally poisonHoly retard. They are not the same and Denji has never encountered poison blood like Yuji's.>low ballWhat the fuck? Anon, 1 gigaton of tnt would be enough to completely obliterate the entire mountain, let alone make that small hole.>denji tankedI'm gonna stop you there. Denji has never tanked anything in CSM as he is a glass cannon regen merchant.
>>153895456In JJK everyone is 'normal' human level until they reinforce themselves with Cursed Energy. The stronger your physique is normally then the stronger you can be, like Yuji is naturally strong so he's very tough when he reinforces himself.But basically it works like Dragon Ball where they need to use "evil ki" to block strong attacks or bladed objects.
>Yuji is naturally strongStronger than MIGUEL???? Ain't no way...
>>153895518>>153895480https://youtu.be/ZMFmg9XlUys?si=OfgzP6lYFGkL6N2kWell this guy with propellers needed to have his blades avoided so I don’t think Yuji could like shove his face into an industrial shredder without a scratch
>>153895504So... Yuji wins in the end?
>>153895456Some rando sorcerer from the Culling Games was immune to .50 cal bulletsChapter 206
>>153895456In general they aren't blade proof (with the sole exception of Satoru Gojo)
>>153895555Yuji is gay so no magic girlfriend to nerf Denji enough for him to win
>>153895456no and they aint chainsaw proof either
>>153895570Then what’s the debate of strengths at this point? Guy with a knife beats a lot of unarmed people
Reminder that in the world of JJK being a big BBC thug ghetto nigga means you're automatically stronger than Satoru Gojo and would gayrape him and the entire verse
>Sonic the Hedgehog is 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... How did we become Sonic's SISSIES!?!? We need to HIDE behind our BULL immediately!!
>>153895513>Denji is actually stupid!Yuji wouldn't get past the eternity devil >Yuji's poison blood is actually strong!It did nothing consistently. At most, it made some normal guy throw up>Small holeIt was the nearly the entire side of the mountain by just moving >Denji hasn't tanked anything Hasn't even seen death battle at this point
>>153895625Didn't Gojo beat the shit out of Miguel and basically just say the cursed sorcerer equivalent to "niggers have more fast twitch fibers"
>>153895551...Yuji's fucked isn't he
Post a character this doesn't represent
Denjibros! What the fvck is this!?https://x.com/6CoolerGuys/status/2059040002474959269?s=20
>>153895674Kratos destroyed a universe onscreen in GOW1
>>153895674Touhousisters... hop on VC, NOW
>>153893972Justice League Incarnate and all the Carey Bates stories say different, tranny.
>>153895693>>153895695He is asking for characters that don't represent the trope of fraudulent multiversal busters you retards!
Would they be friends with Yuji and Denji?
>>153895503Vibes and aura
>>153895674
>>153895625>BBC out of nowhere
SHIIIIIIIETTTT honky yous tellin me that I can have summa dat rice bunnies and Asian twinkies cravin and twerking on my 9 inch BBC if I enter dis "JJK werld"? FO SHO I need me finna dat wyboi ass on jah mufu ahh
>>153895695>Touhou fans hop in a vc>Most of them have autistic lisps>There is a black man and one Mexican man>There are two 14 year old coomers >The rest of them have obvious bad post transition voices
>>153895721YUP that's what my verse is all about!
>>153895717I was about to say>they're teenagers until I remembered that Denji is 16.
>>153895674Grey Goo in Tasty Planet Forever
>>153895753Actually he's like 19 by the end of Part 2
>>153895753So which between Ruby and Maka would Denji try to fuck? I’d say Ruby, he’s already halfway there since she gets wet for weapons
>>153895730hallucinating again anon?
>>153895625Didn't Gojo literally beat the SHIT out of Miguel?
>>153895771Closer to his 18th birthday iirc. Part 1 is 1997 and the Part 2 Apocalypse happens by 1999. He's either barely or not even an adult by the time the world ends.
>>153895674If a Character can create a universe. Does that make them multiversal?
>>153895777post your voice
>>153895791Didn’t the prophecy thing happen early
>>153895791Makima killed Power on his 17th birthday and there's a year time skip between Part 1 and Part 2, so Denji is 18 at the beginning of Part 2
>>153895641Composite Goku gapes Composite Sonic btw
>>153895653On what fucking planet is this "nearly the entire side of the mountain"? Why can't CSMniggers ever stop lying?
>>153895832tbf, most powerscalers consider any damage towards a mountain to be 'mountain level'.It's not. But this isn't an exclusive csmfag thing
>chop down a tree in a forest (on a mountain)FUUUUAAARRRK VRO IS MOUNTAIN+ LEVEL
>>153895674Powerscalers have a tendency to...exaggerate.
>>153895777He might be genuinely mindbroken I'm afraid...
>>153895717Ruby would think he's cool because he's a living chainsaw. Denji would think she's kind of annoying at first but put up with her because boobsMaka would be intrigued by him and Pochita and probably think they're a weird meister and weapon combination. She'd probably get annoyed at him because she'd think he's a crass and horny brute. They'd be friends though because he's kind of like Soul
>>153895674>"I have destroyed multiple universes on page using my own powers"
>>153895832wow... that feat is about as impressive as Isley and Luciela from Claymore! Except in Claymore, the mountain damage was coming just from the shockwave of physical clashes.
>>153895832Because of the fact that the impact is bigger than most of that side of the mountain. Why are JJKfags so allergic to CSM feats?
>>153895799>>153895893>someone asks a touhoufag for proof of anything>touhoufag deflectsNooticing this pattern.
>>153895832Regardless of that blowing this piece of a huge mountain is indeed more impressive than Yuji's dust clouds (even if we assume the clouds are actual explosions)
I can post guidebook and novel statements...
>>153895941Ok you're not even mindbroken by Touhou you're obsessed with me specifically lmao
>>153895941No a troonhoufag I'm just pointing out how you started posting your weird fantasies unprompted when nobody posted anything about 2hoes at that point.Not so different from Listroon's unprompted meltdowns over Superman and Pokemon
>>153895832>Enough damage to the mountain to realistically make it collapse>Not mountain level JJKfags are scared
>>153894276Warrior-Z won I don't care if he's brown
Given his inexplicable schizo moment over "wow anyone notice how touhoufags deflect when pressed to provide any sort of proof" I'm gonna hope that it's just a single Touhouschizo who's been embarassing himself and his verse for days now
>>153895819Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse. Everybody knows this.
>>153895991>collapse>thisNigga what?
>>153896013Goku solos composite fiction and non fiction so that can't be true.
>>153896011replying to posts isn't a "schizo moment", anon. do you need to talk something out? has something been bothering you lately?
>>153895988>haha X verse's fanbase is filled with blacks, browns and troons>most people just laugh it off as banter>touhou/sonic fans are personally invested and sperg out at you about "sexual fantasies"Fascinating. I wonder if the demographics of these fanbases may explain not only their lashing out at standard banter but also their general anklebiting attitudes in these halls.
>>153896030What exactly do you think would happen if that big of an explosion destroyed that big of a chunk of the mountain from the inside?
>>153896011A Touhoufag is Shitposting by asking Touhou for feats and proof?
>>153896060Nothing, because that explosion isn't nearly big enough. You can even see in the image it did nothing lmao.
>>153896011That's some mighty projection kek
>Touhoufag outs xerself in a mass melty>also apparently is a Pokebro and maybe even a Sonicbro tooLol
>>153896044>>153895987>obsessed with me specifically>not a schizo spergoutAre you like, actually retarded or something? You seem unironically mentally handicapped
>>153895674>Post a character this doesn't represent
>>153896072>Doesn't know basic physics retardbro...
>>153896102>don't trust your lying eyesGolembro...
JUST OPENED MY FRIDGE AND THE TOUHOUFAG ATE ALL MY YOGHURT THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
>nonsequitur immediately when pressed about his odd schizo claims about "people being obsessed with him exactly"Fascinating behavior.
Can anyone fill me up? What's going on with this guy?
>>153896153Touhousister having an unironic schizo melty
Geez I left to go eat something. All I said here >>153895730 was most touhou fans are factually fat autistic neckbeards, coomers, troons, or pedos.
>>153896094you're really convinced that ritualposting "touhou pokemon sonic" every thread somehow caused troonhoufags pokefags and samenic to merge into one being IRL? Because I don't think there's much overlap there
... Is this the anon that deleted his post yesterday?
>>153896153idk but it's funny how he answers all serious and angry when i make fun of his schizoposts kek
They will never defeat the allegations.
>>153895987>you're obsessed with me specificallyThe obvious reading here is that we have a single resident Touhoufag and he happens to be severely mentally ill hence why he claims any sort of general accusation of Touhoufags in this thread is an attack on him specificallyThis explains way too much if true, honestly.
>>153896194the same who started hiding behind simon out of nowhere and then accused touhouchads of "picking a fight" with ttgl?
>>153896261I don't like to associate characters/behavior with specific anons so I won't touch on that.But I do think this is some kind of ripple from one of the arguments that happened the other day...
>>153896229You're really proud of your post that's contradicted the second you turn the page
>remember when we lost to TTGL and completely humiliated ourselves yesterday
>>153895888I will be the first writer of fiction to have a character touch these subject points. Watch out
>>153896035goKEK doesn't even solo his own verse, copefag.
>>153896254don't backpedal fag you asked for my voice, then acted like it's some important powerscaling proof that i have to post. flustered over beign outed huh?
NTA; Why can't the touhoubro post his sexy voice though? Surely you sound normal right?
Touhou killed my parents ok!?
>>153896101TRUE
I just want to say that ALL touhoubros are incredibly sexy to me, I wouldn't mind being pinned down and whispered in the ear by any of them~ sorry for not being honest with my feelings earlier~... can I get some photo too?
>Touhouschizo having a continual melty over "wow notice how Touhoufags deflect when asked for something lol">Touhouschizo also thinks it's not multiple people making fun of himWhat can you even say at this point lol
>>153896094>Touhoufags are sonicfags We just had a whole thread of Sonic and Touhou arguing against each other...Hell when the G1 blog came out Sonic fans were some of the first to try take advantage of the Touhouwank to make fun of them
>>153896172>provoked severely mentally ill fanbase in a clear sore spotTo be fair what were you expecting
NOBODY cares about SHIThou.
>>153896398This thread clearly shows otherwise...
Actually wasn't there a meltdown over a post that went "Sonicfags are gay and Touhoutroons are trannies" just like the one in this thread
>>153896398CHADhou has the highest amount of art on Danbooru.
SHUT THE FUCK UP TOUHOUSLUT STOP DEFLECTING AND POST YOUR COCK NOWWWWWW!!!!!
>>153896415>>153888132>>153888178Yes lol.
>>153896436>SHARThou has the highest amount of art on [WEEB SITE ONLY WEEBS CARE ABOUT]
>>153896459>WEEB SITE ONLY WEEBS CARE ABOUTLike 4chan?
>>153896415yeah i like to reply to his bait posts then look at him having a melty for two threads
>>153896449On that topic it appears Touhoufags are trying to take over the G as well.
>>153896466This is a CHADtoons and CHADmics board BITCH
>>153896449If you consider this a meltdown then I don't know what should we call the shit we have going on right now...
>Simonfags still bragging about their pity win against the literal who jobber
What comes to mind when you see this character?
>>153896280How does this in any way prove the original wrong? Are you retarded? Rhetorical question.
>>153896494>literal who jobberDon't say that about Reimu!
>>153896499Pedos?
>>153896499cheap whore
>>153896494>Literal who jobber>ALL OF DC OUT OF NOWHERE
>>153894361The only one doing the raping here is Yujiro from Baki.
>DCfags before Simon vs Kyle>SIMON IS FUCKED! KYLE IS GONNA FUCK HIM!>after Simon BTFO'd Kyle>s-simonfags bragging about their pity win! no one knows or cares about kyle!kek!
>>153896484No, but it does hint that they get really assblasted over being called trannies, which provides context for current thread events.
>>153896494>Strongest Lantern>Channeling the power of the SourceSimon solos DC.
>>153896521>TROON seethe out of NOWHERE
>>153896499futa...
>>153896499touhouchad's sexy voice...
>>153896499Completely seriously, I love how she looks in certain art styles. Also I play as her in this one super smash bros game I play against my sisters. I'm really good as her and they absolutely hate it because I win nearly every time. There are stronger characters in the game but I still somehow win as Reimu even when disadvantaged.She's hot.Touhou sucks as a game.Fraud verse that jobs to hypnosis.
>>153896550>another anon MINDBROKEN by CHADhou*yawn*
>>153896494>>Simonfags still braggingNo one mentioned Simon....are you okay anon?
>>153896494Simon cucked Kyle. Quite literally.
Who should CAINETOOOOSSSSSSSSSS fight?
Don't worry DC bros, being second to TTGL is not too bad.
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>JJKfags before Denji vs Yuji>DENJI IS FUCKED! YUJI IS GONNA FUCK HIM!>after Denji BTFO'd Yuji>d-denjifags bragging about their pity win! no one knows or cares about yuji!kek!
>>153896540>Simon solos DC.Except for Superman, Batman, Barry, Wally, Hal, Superboy Prime, Lobo, Darkseid, Mxyzptlk, Doomsday and a few dozen more people
If I had a nickel every time Touhou humiliated itself going up against a DB combatant whose name started with an S, I'd have three nickels. Which is kinda weird if you think about it honestly.
I dislike Japanese products.
>>153896550DCissies tend to seethe a lot yes.
>>153896596Emperor of Mankind?
>>153896614Simon >>>> The Source > the rest of DC
>>153896644Dozens of characters have broken through the source wall. It's not really an impressive feat. Simon almost lost to fucking Kyle and he needed audio drama wank to win. He's getting humbled by Hal.
>>153896499Uncountable power
DCissies… it’s okay to lose to a stronger opponent…It’s okay that your cosmology got drilled…It’s okay that no amount of cosmology scaling saved your hero…It’s okay to admit that you hyped this guy up only to start trying to throw him under the rug when he lost and pretend nothing was at risk…It’s okay that Hal Jordan who admitted Kyle is stronger than him would lose to Simon…It’s okay that every single one of your comic books filled with canon cuckolds and rape victims exists as nothing more than a vehicle to make shitty movies that will be forgotten about in just a few years..It’s okay…
>>153896674The Source is literally God in DC.Simon overpowered it. Simon >>> Source >>>> the characters you listedBut cope harder the scoreboard is clear on this one.TTGL: 1DC: 0
>>153896050FAGon FAG FAGGOTS have explicitly spammed gay porn itt and done so to 'defend themselves' against Sonic.
So Sonic and Reimu are obviously the KING and QVEEN of JESTERS, but who's the JACK of JESTERS? Who's the JESTER of JESTERS?
Whew, Simonsissies. It's a good thing we got to fight an irrelevant and weak lantern. I don't know if we can row row row your boat out of fighting someone actually powerful like Hal or Superman
>>153896499Outerversal BEAST
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
I'm sorry Simon fraud checked your entire cosmology. Maybe stop being so weak and don't try opposing characters so much stronger than you.
>>153896749AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>listtroon reigniting xer's beef with DC>touhoufags spazzing out>sonicfags just ENTERED the halls to sperg outNow THIS is what I'm talking about!
>>153896499The STRONGEST
You know it just occurred to me but has listtroon ever given any indication xhe hates Marvel or does xhe just hate Superman and things that are extensions of Superman by association?
>>153896596
>TouhouTouhouTouhouTouhouTouhouTouhouTouhouTouhouTouhouTouhou Funny how all this started after we TouhouCHADs posted a couple of feats to completely mindbreak a downplayer into being our loyal jester And said feats were just the low end of the verse...
>>153896642Even if he somehow manages to kill Caine, doesn't he just die too? Since it's gonna take a LOT of power to kill Caine, and I don't think he'd be able to take that amount of power x7 being sent back at him.Actually, would he be able to even notice Caine if Caine used the tenth dot Obfuscate ability, which literally removes his existence from reality?Or do anything about 10th level chimestry?
>Loses to most DC heralds>Loses to most Marvel heralds>Loses to Spawn>Loses to most mecha protagonists>Loses to any reality warpers>Loses to any universe-buster>Loses to anyone with just a bit of toon forceWhy do people hype up Simon as the strongest thing in fiction again?
Is it gonna RTH for the rest of the thread?
>DCuck melty
Reminder
>>153896795Nobody cares about your trans rights or whatever, we're talking about DC vs Simon again now.
>>153896805Because Death Battle is baby's first Powerscaling showMost people here learned about dimensional scaling because of SimonIt's genuinely embarrassing how some fags genuinely parroted DB's calcs for Simon's speed claiming he was the fastest character in fiction...
>>153896776... is not in that picture.
>>153896805can you post proof of him losing to any of those?
Next podcast episode is Yujiro vs Heihachi, let's go
>>153896805Simon negs 99% of those
>>153896832>After his second defeat at the hands of Touhou Simon runs away to the safety of his win against DCNo way...
All of DC's strongest heroes would struggle against a single generic Scopedoghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqAmzPj9bLE
>Deku won>Bakugo won>Shoto wonTHE BIG THREE!
>>153896864Nta but you didn't post one feat that proved touhou was anything but multidimensional.
>>153896843>Can freeze things beyond minus KCirno is the Krillin of Touhou but she actually can score a lot of unfair wins because of this bullshit
>>153896851based, and I want Yujiro to win, but I don't think even his earthquake punch compares to Heihachi stopping that meteor>>153896887Deku LOST to CHADsta
>>153896864>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND STOP SILENCING TRANS VOI-Whatever you say sister
>>153895931isn't she a jobber in her own verse?
>>153896843>>153896896I've seen Cirno LOSE to FUTA COCK a lot.
>>153896893>multidimensionalYou're being exceptionally generous here by claiming they provided proof of being "multidimensional"
Why are simonsisters so obsessed with trannies?
KratosMy dickYou do the math
>>153896902But Deku won against Miles, so that's okay. Just like Batman's still a winner because he beat Captain America.
>Touhou>SonicI FIGHTTO BETHE WEAKEST ALIVE
>>153896902I want Yujiro to fight Akuma, but Heihachi is an acceptable substitute
>>153896931Bear-sama...
>>153896893well simon doesn't have a single feat beyond multigalaxy (tho the author statements saying that those aren't actual galaxies make him weaker)
>>153896929Simon kissed a tranny on-screen.
>>153896920Yes. She's the type of bitch that would tell you>I can breath underwater!And then drown in a lake 5 minutes later like a dumbass.
>>153896949No way...
>>153896929Oh right that reminds me of how after losing even at their max wank the Touhoufags pivoted to gay fantasies about "blowjobs behind McDonalds" and "trannies topping gay lesbians".
>Max wank Reimu gets neg diffed by Doctor Strange in his base formYup.
>>153896958>Gurren Lagann out of everywhere
>>153896949>>153896955Leeron isn't a tranny, he's a flamboyant gay man.
>>153896920no? she's like the 2nd strongest youkai (after yukari) and is quite respected and feared
>>153896945…is a teen Keaton victim
>>153896831>Statements are okay when it's SimonIMAGINE THE WALLS THAT SHOOK WHEN SIMON WENT SUPER TENGEN TOPPA
>>153896947Wow can we see Touhou's multi galaxy feats? Onscreen. Without guidebook or novel statements.
>>153896920No, Oni in general are super strong.Cirno is the one that acts like she's the strongest but it's actually weak (she is strong for a fairy but generally weak)>>153896950That would be Cirno, not Suika
>>153896993You weren’t supposed to ask that…
Simon doesn't even have to go STTGL.
>>153896991A wall is just a wall, and drills break through walls.
Reimu.Sonic.Composite /dbg/.You do the math.
>>153896967Every time I see Strange mentioned I ask how does he fare against Superman but no one answersI know they have little in common but I ask mainly because he's basically one of the strongest cape wizards and Supes is weak to magic
>>153897021Reimu and Sonic getting GANGRAPED by every anon in /dbg/?
>>153897009simonCUUUCKS???
Post Simon's toon force resistances NOW
DenjiMy assYou do the math
>>153897009>look this up>it's an alternate reality easter eggAKA not real to canondamn dcfags, is that the best you can do?
>>153897021Holy FVARK they're gonna wash ALL that LAUNDRY?!
>>153897057I heard Denjeet loves rimming assholes of men!
>>153897057>Sonic out of NOWHERE
>>153897009>>153897040It's really sad that this is the "worst" 2hufags can weaponize when backed into a corner when /dbg/ calls them featless
>>153897057>>153897066>Yujifags are obsessed with fucking DenjiExplains a lot
>>153897009>anon calls touhoufags trannies>anon also insists that they post their voice (and possibly other things after that)>he seems to be a fan of simonhmm....
AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE IF ONLY MY VIDEO GAMES ABOUT LITTLE GIRLS DODGING SLOW ASS PROJECTILES HAD GOOD ONSCREEN FEATS!!!
>>153897062Simon merges with an infinite amount of alternate realities of himself. So Simon has merged with an infinite amount of Simons that are married to trannies, are trannies, became trannies, in a verse full of trannies and so on.
ENOUGH!!!post your hero RESISTING and TANKING having their dimensions reduced
Sonic+planet featsYou do the math
>>153897083Hey now, they can also weaponize posting gay sex fantasies too you know!
>>153896993Here is Reimu canonically deflecting attacks that could split heaven (remember a single heaven in Touhou is unironically bigger than STTGL)This isn't word of God or anything like that, this happens in a canon book featuring a Danmaku festival
>>153897102again, Leeron isn't a trannyhe's a flamboyant faggotstill bad, but not as bad
What’s next for Touhou now that they’ve jobbed to AI generated porn?
>>153897102>So Simon has merged with an infinite amount of Simons that are married to [TOUHOU FANS], are [UNDERTALE FANS], became [YOUR FAVORITE VERSE FANS], in a verse full of [SONIC FANS] and so on.Simonbros? Our response?
>Ask for onscreen feats>Provide novel statementTARDhou
*uses Serpentis level 10 on you, to turn you so hideously ugly that EVERYONE around you begins trying to murder you*your response?
>>153897118May we SEE ANY of those attacks actually splitting a "heaven"? This kinda looks like a statement and scaling...
>>153897107the Fantastic Four with the help of Annihilus resisted being reduced to 2D and 1D beings
>WELL IF YOU READ THE GUIDEBOOKS THIS ONSCREEN FEAT WAS ACTUALLY 990 MILLION TIMES UNIVERSAL but unironically
>>153895425
Touhou >RAPES DC>RAPES Marvel>RAPES Dragon Ball Z >RAPES Kamen Rider Any questions?
It's funny how Simonfags genuinely struggles against Touhou because they only know about Gurren Lagann thanks to DBAgainst DC they can repeat what DB said but since they can't do the same against Touhou they behave in a completely different way
>asks for a feat>gets a statement
>>153897164Can you post Reimu beating Doctor Strange?
>>153897156>Mario out of nowhere
>>153897138>Simonbros? Our response?1 - 0
>>153896920Yes>>153896972>she's like the 2nd strongest youkaiShe's a solid mid that would demolish the likes of mid low fighters like Reimu (who's carried hard by the plot/Hakurei God hax o algo) and everyone else at lower tiers than hers in a serious fight. She doesn't stand a chance against the high tiers of the setting, much less top of the line BS hax like Yukari or Okina.>and is quite respected and fearedShe mostly hangs around in a part of Gensokyo where 90% of the people she encounters and interacts with on the daily are vastly weaker. A girl from the 10% wanted to fight her once, and guess what she avoided her like the plague
>>153897173Uhhhhh I uhhhh I…….
>>153897166It's funny how Simonfags can only make fun of me for my hysterical statements wank for this verse no one really cares about except for anime porn.
>>153896922Favorite hero from TTGL?
>>153896922Favorite Sonic character?
when will Death Battle finally use Alternity Transformers?
>>153897194>verse no one really cares about except for anime porn.Stop making fun of My Hero Academia, HSDXD, KLK, Fairy Tale, and Black Clover...
More Mahoraga
>>153897214Viral>>153897219Blaze
>>153897142If anything this is consistent considering A dream version of Tenshi shakes heaven and earth and was about to reshape those in her image or something.This happened in the last fight on The Yorigami sister's scenario in AoCF you can look it up if you want.Also Simon also needs Statements but the difference is that Touhou doesn't need WoG to scale beyond Galaxy level >>153897139>Novel>It's a bookYou realize Simon needs novels to get to Outerversal right?
SHOW A REAL UNIVERSE NOT A RANDOM LIT UP CIRCLE
POST A FUCKING MULTIVERSAL 2HU FEAT ALREADYSTOP FUCKING AROUND AND POST ANYTHING THAT BACKS UP THE RETARDED CLAIMS ABOUT REIMU BEING OUTERVERSAL OR UNIVERSALYOU'RE SOUNDING NO DIFFERENT THAN BLEACHSHITTERS
>>153897237You ask for the impossible.
>Simon is already dimensionally above Reimu and outerversal via G1 arguments>Simon can just transcend Reimu's cosmology by jumping outerversal layers even if you want to argue about muh outerversal layers and muh conceptual hax layers so Simon doesn't immediately oneshot herWhat even is the Touhoufag argument here?
I WANK FLASHY LIGHTS AND SHINY COLORS, ANYTHING BUT THAT AIN'T HECKING MULTIVERSAL!
>>153897231>Touhou doesn't need WoG to scale beyond Galaxy levelPost a Touhou character actually destroying a galaxy on screen without a statement.
>>153897190>or OkinaI said YOUKAI and she's definitely the youkai with the biggest feats after Yukari. But yeah youkai are total fodder compared to the high tiers, besides the absolutely strongest ones >A girl from the 10%I don't remember this who are you referring to?
>>153897250didn't they put Simon at 1 later outerversal and Reimu at like 3 layers outerversal?
>>153897250Nothing which is why they quietly pivoted to gay sex fantasies in that thread
>>153897270SIMONSISTERS EMERGENCY MEETING DISCORD NOOOOOOW!
……………….
Gokubro, King of /dbg/ hereThe Touhobros are winning
>>153897121Leeron is a tranny, and says he’s a woman
>>153897263>>153897250>>153897241Hi did you know I take HRT and that causes me to be extremely delusional?
>>153897173Sure. Here you go
The Mask stomps Simon btw Mxy stomps Simon btwBill Cipher stomps Simon btwDiscord stomps Simon btw Spongebob stomps Simon btwPopeye stomps Simon btwTimmy Turner stomps Simon btwJimmy Neutron stomps Simon btwBobobo stomps Simon btwUncle Grandpa stomps Simon btwBugs Bunny stomps Simon btw
>Simply adapts to higher levels of high outerversal++
>>153897270They didn't mention outerversal layers in the G1 blog for Kyle vs Simon, but even if we assumed he's only 1 layer into outerversal they also argued he could leapfrog several orders of infinity. Meaning there is literally nothing preventing him from just, leaping several outerversal layers about Reimu
>>153897222>they have huge forms that straddle multiple parallel worlds>Each individual fuses with his selves of countless parallel worlds to make up a giant, manifold being>They are able to "reach out their hands" to various time periods and dimensional worlds, and they can use their powers to manipulate reality and duplicate timelines.why wasn't Simon put up against these guys?
>HBOChou
>>153897166he's not a simonfag he's a guy who really hates touhou. it's not really hard to recognise him since he always uses the same arguments even if he ides behind different characters every time
>>153897309Reimu GAPED Strange in this episode
>>153897263>After being completely humiliated on the Multiversal department (Simon has 0 multiversal feats without GoW) he is now asking for a completely different thing without posting anything himself I don't need to do that, galaxies are fodder in Touhou >>153897250According to G1 Base Reimu is infinitely above Simon's peak, AND faster than him at his best.She would legit one shot before he could adapt
>>153897345>idesESLmu...
>>153897304hi
>>153897335isn't that a no limits fallacy? he has statements of going beyond dimensions but not one’s going beyond beyond dimensions
Gilgamesh can GAPE the entire Touhouverse
>please forget the literal instance after in which they said Simon's speed was incalculable (immeasurable)Touhousisters amirite.
>>153893891>Raped male>TOUHOU’S ENTIRE FANDOM OUT OF NOWHERE
>After claiming Simon transcends Reimu's cosmology turns out it's actually Reimu the one who Outscales Simon>Complete radio silence after this is revealed Hmm....
>>153897339These guys actually have done the things people claim.Simon only has faulty “lore” like always growing to higher levels (he doesn’t, he needed Genome to tank the big bang and become STTGL). He can’t even time travel
>>153897349show your tranny blowing up a planet
>>153897387>By outscaling Simon, Reimu rapes DC and Marvel Sorry, I don't make the rules
>>153897349>I don't need to do that, galaxies are fodder in TouhouYou can't even post a galaxy-level feat. You haven't posted anything that is a statement. You haven't shown anything that could put 2hu at universal. Your only evidence is >trust me bro
>>153897400Can you post her beating Doctor Strange?
...
>>153897349>I don't need to do that, galaxies are fodder in TouhouPOST. A. CHARACTER. DESTROYING. A. GALAXY. WITHOUT. STATEMENTS! You FUCKtard just do it it should be easy right???
>>153897379Finally a worthy fight! Bring it up FATEfag!Arguing against Simon is dull as fuck.
>>153897411Reimu has never lost>>153897347
>>153897425KWAB!
Please stop asking me to post feats...or what my cosmology tier is without interviews...
>>153897335can you post simon "jumping" to become infinitely more powerful than anti-spiral on screen?
JUST POST REIMU DOING ANYTHING THAT COULD PUT HER AT UNIVERSAL. HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
STOP ASKING ME TO PROVIDE FEATS YOU KNOW I CAN’T DO THAT!
>He FLED>To fight FateJOBBERSFUNNYROO
>>153897383so it's reimu's speed KEK
>"AIIIIIIEEEEEEE REIMU IS GAPING ME! MARVEL! DC! IF I LOSE THIS MEANS YOUR VERSES ARE COMPROMISED! PLEASE HELP MEEEEEE"lmao...
>>153897339this is what happens when your stories are text only and written by a westaboo that hates the silly Japanese dub
>>153897387>>153897250>already dimensionally above Reimu and outerversal via G1 arguments>Simon can just transcend Reimu's cosmology by jumping outerversal layers>the thing they literally argued for in the actual Death BattleI'm starting to suspect Touhoufags might be very slow.
Simon won the G1 blog and the DB.So technically it's 2 - 0
>"I am multiversal!!!"Multiverses destroyed? 0Universes destroyed? 0Galaxies destroyed? 0Solar systems destroyed? 0The verse?
>>153897452>Melting down over a feat that was already posted when Simon is the one with 0 multiversal feats in this thread I'm noticing...
>>153897491QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEENHOU!
If you think about it, it makes sense that the only jesters that could truly rival /sthg/ in pure clownery is /jp/
>>153897494What "feat" are you fucking talking about
Feat and then it's a guidebook or novel statement
>>153897425>strange's only wincon is somehow getting faudolent cosmology scaling before reimu gores him with her massively superior speed and strength... but this is a good thing!capefag cope will never end
>>153897446>>153897463>>153897491TESbros...
>>153897499Fuark imagine how much they’ll humiliate themselves when Umineko gets a blog!
A statement is fine too right?
>>153897480>Read G1>Reimu is unironically above Simon in there >Parroting DB's arguments because he is a genuine LARPer with 0 knowledge on Gurren LagannExplain how can Simon survive Long enough to adapt and grow in power
>>153897508>>153897118Yes the Touhousis will seriously pass guidebook statements as feats by the way.
>FaudolentESLhou…
>>153897513You... You know Simon also has novels and guidebooks right?In fact without those he would lose against The lantern guy...
Your turn, 2hufags.
>faudolent
>>153897535The Touhousissy is getting on my nerves. You wouldnt like me when I'm angry...
>>153897265>>153897265>I said YOUKAIGods are a type of youkai, after all.>and she's definitely the youkai with the biggest feats after YukariWhich feats?>But yeah youkai are total fodder compared to the high tiers, besides the absolutely strongest onesYou contradict yourself in the same line. Sure, smallfry youkai like Wriggle are fodder, but the strong ones can, and will, beat the living shit among high tiers. Youkai are too broad as a group>I don't remember this who are you referring to?Miko, the leader of the taoist hermits.
>Faudolent
>>153897535>Guidebook>It's a canon book and a Grimoire in universe (yup it has r>f baby!)Simonsisters are genuinely sad at this point...
>please stop bringing up what they said on DB but also please use what KirbonicPikmin said but not what the G1 researcher on there remarked on the whole matter you fucking tourist
>>153897551Post the gif where he fuses two galaxies together and creates a BIG BANG only for Gurren Lagann to tank it
Can we see at least ONE of these universes being destroyed by any Touhou character?
>It's not a guidebook because it's a canon book!
>>153897574You are free to use whatever you want tho, just answer the question: We already stablished Reimu is a couple of Outerversal layers above SimonWhat's his answer to that? He needs to survive long enough to adapt, how can he do that?
>>153897551those aren't actual galaxies by word of god btw.
>>153897606Wow, what did he say they were then?
So what I'm getting at is Reimu cannot destroy a galaxy on screen in any game, anime, or manga. Am I correct? So feats only Simon stomps right? Are there any objections?
>>153897622your mama
>>153897425>Strange's wincons are running for amps before Reimu rapes himKEKAROO
>>153897605The exact same thing they argued in Simon vs Kyle?
>>153897551Unironically weaker than Tenshi>>153897118>"B-b-but mine is flashier!"Don't care Post Simon destroying a multiverse
>>153897585I still have this
With enough time, jesterverses like Sonic and Touhou obtain the unique ability to drag other verses into similar jester-like roles by association, it's fucked up. They're not even aiming to win, they're just hoping to drag down and humiliate other verses to their tier.
>>153897653Uh hey you've been asked several times touhou sis. Uhh where is the galaxy that is being destroyed in that picture? No one except you can see it...
>all of /dbg/ is losing to TouhouCHADSFunny
>>153897663
>>153897560>Gods are a type of youkai, after all.no they aren't >Which feats?uh hello? shattering heaven?>You contradict yourself in the same lineno. i said most youkai are weak, only a few contend with the actual high tiers>strong ones can, and will, beat the living shit among high tiers. Youkai are too broad as a groupyeah exactly what i said>Miko, the leader of the taoist hermits.yeah hermits are above youkai. basically every group of supernatural beings besides fairies and phantoms are above youkai
>>153897674>HBOC with Jiren
>>153897168Yujiro would BTFO Cap.
>>153897641>He legit can't even make the argument himself Anon Reimu can ignore the big robot and directly kill Simon, she can also resist any informational level attack Simon can throw at her with the incident stones.And the scarlet Stone can attack with the same outer level of power the scaler mist had (same mist that was about to destroy the boundary between fantasy and reality)Post Simon having an answer to any of this
>>153897677Your turn, 2hufags. anything. POST ANYTHING ON PAR WITH THIS.
>>153897674It's just Simon larpers I'm not even entering this debate
>>153897241>doomslayerpost a fucking multiversal doomsissy feat>>153897224>this picturelmao, Goku or Saitama kill that faggot in one hitespecially Saitama, since Saitama enjoys killing monsters
>>153897567>>153897594Do Touhoufags think guidebooks aren't supposed to be canon?
>>153897674>Touhousissy HBOC with Dragon Job
>HBOC into RTHBold move from our Touhoufriend let's see if it works out for him
>>153897663I'll pull it up thenhttps://youtu.be/eab5d38UOxE1:09. The anti spiral creates a big bang and fires it at gurren lagann point blank. They survive this. They later go on to power up exponentially further.
Here is Suika tearing the heavens apart https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Suika
I'm such a happy fraudulent verse!
>>153897669Why would I post something weaker than a feat I already posted ?Is like trying to argue Simon is wall level because he never destroyed a wall on screen or something Simon is the one who needs to step up his game and post something on the same level as Touhou >>153897663>Pocket universe Something Miko or Kasen can do without effort, it's called Senkai>>153897677>On par with the birth of the universeWeak as shit, we already stablished the size of just one heaven in Touhou is several magnitudes above this >>153897700>Not even informational level damage *Yawn*Post a real multiversal feat, please
Does the Touhousis think the GoW cookbooks are non-canon? Does she think that's the problem /dbg/ had with Kratos vs Asura? Canonicity?
>>153897560>Gods are a type of youkai, after all.>Yōkai (妖怪; Japanese pronunciation: [joː.kai]) are a class of supernatural entities and spirits in Japanese folklore. Yōkai are a vast range of beings, including shapeshifters, ghosts, demons, and tricksters. They can be mischievous, helpful, or malevolent, often appearing as animal-like figures, possessed objects, or humanoids. They embody the mysterious and uncanny aspects of nature and human emotions.>Yamata no Orochi was originally a local god but turned into a yōkai who was slain by Susanoo. Yasaburo was originally a bandit whose vengeful spirit (onryō) turned into a poisonous snake upon death and plagued the water in a paddy, but eventually became deified as the "wisdom god of the well. Kappa and inugami are sometimes treated as GODS in one area and YOKAI in other areas. From these examples, it can be seen that among Japanese gods, there are some beings that can go from GOD to YOKAI and vice versa.THEY'RE NOT EVEN UNDER THE SAME LABEL. YOU'RE JUST BLOWING SMOKE UP OUR ASSES
>>153897718are you doing a morpheus kratos bit but reversed?>but it's canon!>yeah so what? you think i don't know guidebooks aren't canon? this is the only argument they have. non-composite touhou by definition doesn't include any canon material i don't like.
>>153897771I was saving that for later anon... You are such a killjoy
>mass reply meltdownJestermaxxing rn
>>153897772KIIIIIIIIIRBYYYYY
Serious question but are Touhoufags literally retarded?
>>153897765>it's a universe level attack because... it's just CALLED thatyou're really scraping the bottom here
I don't get how people can say Yuji is smarter than Denji when he's the same retard that chose to play punchies with a retarded grasshopper curse.
>replying to 4 post is a "mass reply meltdown" for Simonkeks Oh my god, they are genuinely seething, KEKAROOOO
>>153897771>Here is a feat>Looks inside>Touhou book
>>153897790Given >>153897795, yes, yes they seriously think that's why Kratos vs Asura was mocked.
>>153897118>Does have the power to split heaven>Doesn't actually split heavenStatement, not a feat. You might be one of the biggest retards in the halls. JJK and CSM debaters are more honest than you.
>your canon material? No that's not valid!>Why yes I'm outerversal because of this novel!
>>153897781>we already stablished the size of just one heaven in Touhou is several magnitudes above thisYou haven't posted anything to back this up>>153897118What am I even supposed to take from this? What is happening here?
>>153897332If mahoraga adapts to all phenomenon why does it still need to walk? Why does it need to throw punches and kicks. Why doesn't it adapt into something that doesn't need to move in order to attack
>Simonkeks side with Asura while Aligning Touhou with Kratos So we already know who won this...
What's your favorite CANON Touhou doujin, scholars?
>>153897811>Posts yurishit for pedophilesEpstein maxxing rn
>>153897790I don't remember voting for you to be the spokeperson of /dbg/. You may argue in these halls but don't be under the impression of commanding any authority over the SCHOLARS and BOUNDLESS BEASTS within.
>Touhou is so fraudulent it makes Kratos look like a FEATSgod by comparison
>>153897864>seething at /lit/chadsIt’s sad to see illiteracy be so celebrated in these halls, but I suppose I should’ve seen it coming what with all the midwits here.
>>153896300Yes he does with universe tree he solos everyone and beat a guy equal to Zeno in just Blue. Goku stomps fiction and non fiction. Goku can also use a spirit bomb using irl people and use with every real person ever.
I haven't read a book since school
Oh my fucking lord 2hufags are really no different than bleachshitters. They can't even pull anything from the damn manga.
>>153897864SIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
The winner? Sonic the Hedgehog! BOOM! DONE!
>>153897864REIMUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!
This mountain? UNIVERSAL!
>>153897935I can see a hill being busted in Bleach.And uh, that Luppi space which is more than I can say for Touhou
>>153895693Post it
>>153897929That book? The Very Hungry CHADerpillar!
>MUH ON-SCREEN FEATSWho caresYou don't need that to solo everyone here
>>153897951Touhou…
>>153897765>>153897700>>153897677>>153897663So until I see Reimu, on page/screen, destroying or tanking something of this explicit magnitude (2 galaxies worth of energy), I am declaring Simon the objectively stronger winner.
don't compare trannyhou to Bleach please
>>153895693That was an illusion but given how low the bar is for Touhoufags that might as well be an actual feat.
>>153897895The one where she has a fat cock
There's a reason why instant loss 2 koma is popular with Touhou, because it always loses and instantly too.
>>153897951>Aint no mountain high enough
>>153897895Yuuka doujins by Amazon
>>153897992Destroying an illusion of a universe onscreen is a lot more than we can say for Touhou
>>153898000I could destroy this...in a book.... when scaled to someone else... who is said to be able to destroy something bigger than this... but never actually does it...
who actually wins this?
>>153897685>no they aren't Yes, in fact, a lot of gods were youkai once until they became guardians of humans to whom the youkai took a liking>uh hello? shattering heaven?In any other verse that is a god tier feat. Not in Touhou. >no. i said most youkai are weakthere are youkai in all tiers, and you said that they are fodder to the higher tiers>yeah hermits are above youkai.Not really? Celestials are the ones who are generally above youkai, and you have youkai like Kasen that could kill Tenshi, whos one of the strongest of their kind based on feats>basically every group of supernatural beings besides fairies and phantoms are above youkaiAgain
Touhou gets its universe size off a statement of a character being stated to be 10^125 Yojana tall.Yojana is an Indian unit, fyi.
>>153897854go ahead and explain in your own words what problems does the canon book written by the sole touhou author that narrates a story part of the touhou continuity has.
Can we agree that feats are overrated?
>>153898056JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHOU!
>>153898039I know both RAPE and GAPE Akuma
thanks for exposing touhou as yet another fraudulent statement verse
>>153897791>Explicitly says that they can shift from one to another based on how humans perceive themPlease
>>153898029I’d bet on Heihachi
>>153897996Simonbro btw
Explain this to me:>"We don't care about Touhou">*DC vs Simon argument starts at the same time Touhou vs Simon argument starts*>*Touhou vs Simon eats the whole thread while DC disappears*What happened?And don't you dare say that Touhoufags and DCfags are the same people
>>153898039Probably Heihachi. Baki is still a grounded series. Yujiro is as strong as a character could get in a series without ki blasts but that's it.
>>153898039Heihachi destroyed a meteor
>>153898070There's a reason we call Touhou a jesterverse.
>>153898039I think Heihachi's meteor stopping feat is greater than Yujiro's earthquake punch.But still, Yujiro has a lot of bullshit.>>153898084>Baki>groundedbruh Yujiro tanks lightning(which he could have dodged) because he thought it would be funnyhe also took Musashi's sword slash to his neck with barely a small cut happening, the same Musashi who was slicing through armored police vehicles and dozens of riot officers in full gear with no effort
>>153898082We also don't care about Sonic in the exact same way.
Is the Kensuke schizo here? I just want to call him a brown pedo who actually posted real cp and you can go on kf to read about him
>>153895888Why do you hate Kratos so much?!
Could your hero top this bear?
>>153898084>Baki>Grounded seriesOne of the characters is a prehistoric caveman and another character is a feudal Japanese swordsman.
>>153897879I'll assume you are genuinely ignorant about the topic and explain this to you.A single heaven in Touhou can have beings like the Buddha that's being talked about in pic related.That fucking number is MASSIVE, genuinely bigger than anything you can pull for Gurren Lagann.And that's just one heaven. Tenshi threatening to split heaven until Reimu stopped her is a massive feat because of it.That's why posting shit like big bangs or galaxies is redundant, so far nobody can post Simon doing anything even half as big as this
>>153898016>>153897992"Destroyed a universe?!" All he did was wake up from a mental illusion. Fun fact, they already counted it as real in Krasura, the bar cannot get lower than Kratos scaling.
>>153898133Yujiro could top SIX bears.
>>153898143>Tenshi threatening to split heavenSo she never splits heaven and this is hyperbole?
>>153898172Explain why my schizoid delusions aren’t real without sounding like a fucking shrink
>>153898172>the bar cannot get lower than Touhou scalingYou're gonna wanna read up on what our Touhousisters are saying:>>153898143>>153897118>>153897567
>>153898143>yappy yappy text text
>>153898133That bear solos Asura's Wrath, btw.
>>153898143Post. visuals.
>>153898143>She threatens to split heavenMeet Potential Man!
I am starting to believe the S*monbro is the ***houbroDB fights for this?
I COULD destroy heaven, you just never SEE me do it!
>>153898040>lot of gods were youkai onceno they weren't. and even if this was true (it isn't) that still implies they aren't youkai anymore>In any other verse that is a god tier feat. Not in Touhou.it's still a strong feat, and bigger than what basically any other youkai does. also, most youkai fear and respect oni and suika is the strongest oni>there are youkai in all tiersthere aren't any youkai in tiers above yukari>and you said that they are fodder to the higher tiersyoukai are in fact fodder to gods, hermits, celestials and lunarians, besides the absolutely strongest youkai who can be severe annoyances to them>Not really? Celestials are the ones who are generally above youkainope hermits are also above youkai. plus hermits and celestials are close in power>youkai like Kasenshe's a youkai but she's also a hermit. in fact she's the strongest hermit we know of
>Tags: death_battle, defeated, gangrape, humiliation, instant_loss
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YojanaJEETMUUUUUUUU!
>>153898200Is Touhou scaling really worse than counting mental hallucinations as real universe-busting feats, or treating the act of putting your hands in front of your eyes as a real MFTL++++ speed feat?!
>>153898133wait i saw the panels but i didn't know this comic was all about fighting this random bear lmao
>>153898282You can literally read what the Touhoufags are arguing in this very thread or the thread 2 threads ago
>>153898133I couldn't beat that bear
>>153898143I went to look for numbers on both of these >STTGL: 10.45 Trillion light-years (112x the Observable universe)>Super Tengen Toppa Giga Drill: 20 Trillion light-years (215x the Observable Universe) >Touhou's Buddha: 9.2 x 10113 light-years (10103 times the Observable Universe)Japanese Goblins are... Strong...
>wikePEDOa
I am 6 x 10^125 dalits tall...
>>153898282It's more of the exact same thing. They've had it too good for too long. I'm happy we're fraud checking them now. It's all flowery language and shitty dimensional scaling from books and other spinoff material, no real feats.
>>153898333>It's all flowery language and shitty dimensional scaling from books and other spinoff material,pic very much related?
>simonkeks can't read>Simonkeks deflect with "p-please post visuals" because they got utterly and completely Wrecked by the sheer scale of Touhou's cosmology >Simonkeks are so Mindbroken they are dragging KINGtos into the argument let's make sure everyone understands this: THE WINNER IS HAKUREI REIMU (AGAIN)
>>153898309Yup.
BUT IF YOU READ MY BOOKS (eh oh eh oh)DOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE I HAVE ACTUAL FEATSHOW I'M ABOUT TO BE A RAPED BITCHHOW I'M ABOUT TO BE A GAPED BITCH
>>153898333Yes, I'm glad simonkeks are being humbled because your post encapsulates very well how delusional you faggots are.Touhou and TTGL are the exact same shit Powerscaling wise >B-but Simon can destroy a galaxy!Feats only Simon jobs to Kyle Rayner, your nigger won because of Statements, Chainscaling, and cosmology.
>>153898389Can we see Kyle destroying a galaxy?
>>153898364What "cosmology"?You can't even do the bare minimum and prove Reimu is universal.
>pick a fight with a verse containing a massive layered multiverse and characters with the power to destroy it left and right>while your verse is about saving a single universe using mere multigalaxy-level power seriously what did they think would happen?
i have yet to see any troonhou blow up a planet
>>153898309>The small numbers don't show as small numbers Uh, first time doing this weird math shit...Here's the corrected version (hope this works)>Touhou's Buddha: 9.2 x 10^113 light-years (10^103 times the Observable Universe)
>>153898404>while your verse is about saving a single universe using mere multigalaxy-level powerExceptionally generous highball of onscreen Touhou. It's a single planet using mere wall-level power
>>153898393Atoms in DC contain galaxies
>>153898404>with the power to destroy it left and rightYet NONE of them EVER destroy anything as small as a solar system...
>>153898404Not the first time Simonfags get utterly stomped against Touhou, prepare for the next thread because these fags will try to start the exact same fight again
>>153898412don't look behind you.
>>153898303Yeah, I saw it. I still don’t think it was worse than claiming Grandpa Joe here is nearly fast enough to reach the end of the universe, all because he did this.
>>153898412
Why are the troonhoe faggies claiming they won this? They legitimately deflected every single time they were asked to post someone doing anything on screen.
>>153898472Their next line will be a variation of "that's not canon!"
>>153898462it's a guy whose parent were killed by a touhoufag so he always cries and acts like it's anudda shoah every time a touhoufag posts anything
>>153898472That's not canon. It has to be a Windows game.
Where in the fuck is it ever even implied 2hu has multiverses? Even TTGL has evidence of there being a multiverse. But everything I'm hearing is >DIMENSIONS>DIMENSIONS>DIMENSIONS
>>153898475post ttgl having bigger statements amd cosmology.
I remember that time I killed some faggot's parents while listening to Touhou music, lmao
>>153898504I-I-I-II FUARKINGCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T!
>>153898488>>153898505>check the thread>Touhoufag having a total mental breakdown and fantasizing about killing someone's parentsHoly mental illness!
>>153898521>Simon you fag why the fuck is there cum in my Verde again!?!
>>153898497Even if we ignore the gargantuan elephant in the room Touhou still has:>Dreams (all dreams are alternative realities containing the same cosmology and infinite realms)>Hell (hell is indeed infinite and at the very least each otherworld was one, with the moon and the earth also having different hella for it's inhabitants)>The netherworld (stated to be bigger than the Infinite hell)>Heavens (self explanatory) >Otherworlds (all realms outside of the moon and the earth could fall in here, as gensokyo is considered an otherworld) Post Simon's cosmology
>>153898521SANAE RUUUUUUUUUUN!
>>153898252>it's still a strong featYes, but in touhou it isnt that great>also, most youkai fear and respect oniYes>and suika is the strongest oniNah, among the cast Kasen takes that by a huge margin, even more when she's at her full form. Outside the cast, there are high level onis in (actual) Hell hat would crack the onis of Former Hell>youkai are in fact fodder to gods, hermits, celestials and lunarians, besides the absolutely strongest youkai who can be severe annoyances to themWhatever>nope hermits are also above youkaiThey can fight youkai, that doesn't mean they will win>plus hermits and celestials are close in powerNo, celestials are way beyond what a normal hermit can do.>she's a youkai but she's also a hermit. in fact she's the strongest hermit we know ofShe's an oni trying to pass as a hermit, dont fall for sage propaganda
And the winner of the thread is... SONIC
>>153898560>Heavens (self explanatory)To actually explain it, it's said there's eight million gods, but the actual number is much higher albeit not specified. And there's an heaven for each god. Heaven is also bigger than hell iirc
>>153898604‘s grapist Mario!
>>153898560I'm still not seeing the word "universe" anywhere
>>153898614>Heaven is also bigger than hellTranslates to:>This infinite place is infiniter than this other infinite place
>he deleted his post Lmao, raped male leaves
>>153898588>high level onis in (actual) Hellthere's nothing saying the kishin are stronger than suika and kasen>They can fight youkai, that doesn't mean they will winthey kinda have to to qualify in the first place. hell sends oni assassins after them regularly.
>>153898631Well that's a thing in math
>>153895004Post cucky CRAPsta getting more than a handshake.
>>153898631Yes in touhou you can have bigger infinite spaces, faster infinite speeds etc. It's THAT strong of a verse.
>deletedAYAYAI
>>153898644>there's nothing saying the kishin are stronger than suika and kasenThey are sent to kill hermits and celestials, beings that you say that are above youkai. Cornered much?>they kinda have to to qualify in the first place. hell sends oni assassins after them regularly.Seiga Kaku, the hermit that taught Miko who is powerful enough to be considered a saint, barely escaped by the skin of her teeth when one was sent to kill her. She didn't beat the kishin in the shonen sense of the word
>>153898656asta had 2 bitches on his dick which is chad tier for the typical nu-shounen cucky protags
>>153898645oh really? post math feats RIGHT NOW
>>153898660If they're so strong why do they job to balls being shot at them until they explode. and why do they let it happen instead of dodging with their "infinite speed"
How will this general react if we get a Touhou matchup this year or next year?
>>153898732Mass suicide
>>153898732>How will this general react if Touhou gets humiliated and fraudwatchedProbably the same as every other time?
>>153898560>Dreams>Otherworlds (all realms outside of the moon and the earth could fall in hereYou've never seen anything quite as fraudulent as Touhou
>>153898732massive butthurt after death battle uses perfectly reasonable statements and scaling, whether touhou wins or loses
Cucky Yuji
>>153898732Hilarity when almost all of G1 wank is thrown out and they have "X verse's cosmology surpasses Touhou" and they're capped at 5D
Reimu regularly jobs to futa cock
>>153898934lemme see that
>>153898934post reimu jobbing to futa cock on screen
Chaddy Chadsawman
>>153898934>Reimu regularly jobs to shota cock*ftfy
>>153898934Proof?
>>153898989lemme see that
>>153899005Reimufags in shambles
GENTLEMEN...
>>153897286>Aya the FAKE NEWS (((tengu)))DONE.
>>153899152The shota JOBBED to Reimu here
>>153898732It really depends on the Match up.The most likely candidate for first Touhou episode is Sakuya vs DIO, and depending on the version of DIO she faces there's a couple of different ways DB could scale her>Canon DIO (unlikely)Sakuya can win just by Scaling to Marisa's hakkero and use her own time stop/MFTL speeds Maybe they could throw Utsuho's continental calc if they really want to go with the Ability card finisher >Heaven Ascended DIO At his peak this DIO could reality warp 2 universes I believe (but I don't know if he ever obtained that power as the whole game is about trying to stop him from doing that) regardless Sakuya's own time powers can manipulate past, present and future, plus "lateral time" or something weird like that, and apparently some of these count as universe level feat (?)Either they give her some universal time wank or infinite mass + some toned down version of Suika's heaven shattering scaling (not using the full big number because it's overkill but going with "heaven is infinite!" Or something)>Full composite DIO Here they will pull all the stops because this DIO while lacking in raw AP makes up for it with stupidly broken hax.Sakuya might legit lose against him, but they could also pull r>f scaling to argue she would be above Beyond's capabilities Funnily enough AP numbers wouldn't be relevant hereOther than that there's legit nothing I can see genuinely making it into the showOverall I wouldn't get too heated over it because if Touhou makes it to DB we won't see the actual high ends of the verse
>>153898389Can you post Kyle destroying a galaxy?
>>153898504>Post TTGL having bigger statements>StatementsLMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
