Beautiful Hetero Love editionQOTT: whats your most hated ship?Previous dream bubble: >>153883505
first for naked tera>>153914721>whats your most hated ship?gamkar
>>153914761>naked>very clearly still clothed?
ur dur i want um.... to fuck... *rolls wheel* aranea! yes aranea! i want to fuck aranea so so bad.
>>153914774ok anon, slightly undressed tera adventureshows that
>>153914792hmph. better.
>>153914721>QoTTif erisol has no haters i'm dead
>>153914882>Stop with this nonsense and just rape the fish!
>>153914721>QOTT: whats your most hated ship?probably Johnvris but I don't really get heated about ships I don't like
>>153914721Vrisrezi is a sour piece of poo... from a butt, no less!
I was working in a silly comic but now i think this is a stupid idea. Ellith would appear with a black eye and Mallum would ask who did it. Turns out it was Korpus that pushed her away and she fell her face on the ground. It would just be for a quick cheap laugh of "Mallum turns protective and Treatens Korpus" but I'm not feeling it anymore. I'm off work today at least. uhul!!
>>153914721I despise JohnDirk with every fiber of my body. Dirk deserves better. Any ship with Aranea or Minnah also cuz idgaf about them.
>>153914882t. Sollux
>>153914945how come?
>>153914989NOT JOHNDIRK I MEANT JAKEDIRK. AAAUGH
>>153914721Shipping is for faggots, I think certain characters are HOT and so I imagine them getting FUCKED by ME.
>>153915082This is the truth, obviously. One should always selfship, or as the ftms say, "yumeship".
>>153914927Are you allergic to foreplay or something?
>>153914950Are these even the same characters anymore?
>>153915115i see way more cis people use "yumeship" ngl
>>153915179you can very obviously tell thats roxy and dirk
i made an accounttumblr.com/user5882300idk how much but the fandom art now has a home
>>153914354take more pictures of him.
>>153915207I'm talking about their personalities
>>153914806
>>153915209
>>153915362spread his fishy, slutty legs anon.....
>>153915362Hope you're getting this fishcel Roxy once she comes out
>>153915504>davenepand here i thought this artist couldnt get even better
>>153915504>lioness>dull predatory instincts>fed by kurlozLionesses are the hunters
https://files.catbox.moe/mougto.mp4both of these were posted in the same day this mf fast
>>153915236ohhhh yeah i dont think they'd act like this in the slightest
>>153915362when is the next batch of plushies coming? i need the Equius and Nepeta ones
>>153915362I wish that the Glasses where made of plastic and removable.
>>153915723now that i think of it, who will tavros be paired up with? dave? gamzee?
>>153915755but.. then they would brake easily and youd lose them quick
>>153915797Gamzee. All kids so far has been paired with their patron trolls which means Dave will be definitely sold with Terezi, and with these two out we're left with Nepeta, Equius, Tavros and Gamzee
>>153915835hmm yeah fair. i do wonder about the alpha kids its gonna be either>dirkroxy and janejakeor>dirkjake and roxyjane
>>153915823Nooo? I Don't think it would break easily.
>>153915504my honest reaction to fat bitch meulin
>>153915815You dont have beard or hair yet johnny boy
>>153915913That's not what he needs it for
>>153914721I genuinely fucking detest dirkjake. It's one thing if a relationship is "bad" and dysfunctional, as there's place for such things in the story, but that one in particular commits the cardinal sin of being a trite teenage melodrama that just wastes everyone's time with retarded yapping.Dirkjake fujos are also retarded fucking bitches with how many of go gaga for it only because>omg they're such gay homo faggotinos togethereven though that relationship has been an unsalvageable trainwreck from day one and arguably is the single worst and most miserable canon gay pairing in homestuck.
>>153915913how bout now
>>153914721Vrisrezi is the sloppiest dogshit ever, somehow ruins both characters involved AND everyone else too.
>>153915932John isn't a cutter!
This is how I picture Kurloz x Meulin now and it's all /hsg/'s fault
*gulp* please dont let them find us
>>153916174
>>153916172silly anon, kurloz goes in the chair while some one more capable blasts meulin's cheeks
>>153916174What
Which one of you is Fish Bones by the way?
>>153916206nigga who
>>153916226Fish Bones.
Tavros is a rapist by the way, that disgusting cripple fuck tried to rape poor innocent Vriska.
promstuck
>>153916396Karkat has no date and he cant dance
>>153916421that one drawing with karkat dancing and jade naked ifykyk
>>153916379she wanted it anon, deserved
>>153916193No, no, you don't see my visionYou need to imagine lanky and chronically underweight Kurloz, like "starving Somalian child with visible ribs" kind of underweight, sticking his bulge into short and obese Meulin, all while maintaining his unflinchingly stoic expression with not a hint of emotion as he continues to watch that chubby womanlet's(twice his weight btw) fat rolls jiggle like jelly or pudding through intercourse.It's nasty but you just can't tear your eyes away from something that fascinatingly grotesque.
>>153916505so kurloz's spine snaps mid fuck?
>>153916505Imagine the smell
>>153916595Live Kurloz reaction
>>153916670Why does that retarded freak even exist though? What does he do?
>>153916396Who would you take to the prom
>>153916530if she feels like riding him? definitely
>>153916710Terezi, then we'd have anal at the afterparty.
>>153916679same thing as all makaras anonnothing
>>153916763We can't all be investment bankers
>>153916736i think kurloz's spine is built like a jenga tower that will crumble if meulin breathes too loudly
>>153916679He gets mindbroken by a nightmare(likely caused by Cronus' bard powers after he got talked out of belief in magic by someonepossibly Kankri) that causes his princerly melty and sends him down the path of LE worship, making him an important contributor to the failure of the Beforan session and setting up the stage for the events of Homestuck
>>153916843>none of this is shown btwmasterful gambit huss
>>153916843We can't all be aerospace engineers
>>153915932that is gay and boring to me. when he does it alone. I FEEL NOTHING ABOUT SELF HARM. dirk or any his dom partner should be doing it on him and licking it later.
>>153915967Now you can pick your shaving cream and do your manly duty
>>153916505that is... that... that is really a vivid expecific image you just described and made me think about anon.
>>153916679he is my top 1 bitch.
>>153916950Uma delícia de famiiiilia. Vivendo em harmonia, sempre com alegria. sorrindo todo dia :D
>>153916856>implying people wouldn't throw a major shitfit the comic is wasting even more time on irrelevant characters and their backstories
>>153914945Terezi killing Vriska was such a pivotal moment for both characters and retconning it turned them into stagnant caricatures of themselves, Vriska became the bitch who never has to look inward because she gets stuff done and Terezi became her best friend o algo. Hussie deserves nothing.
>>153917030And?
>>153916505
>>153917084strider moment indeed.
>>153917084KEKyou just know he's saying this to john because rose would never live this one down
>>153915504
>>153915036They want them to be Nerevar and Vivec but they're actually Nerevar and Dagoth.
>>153917084>kurloz is so irrelevant hussie *would* make dave mention him while also shitting on him so we remember that kurloz is, infact, a thing and that hes patheticbravo anon, you almost replicated hussie to a t
>Hey Korpus. Remember that time that the wave hitted me so hard that my surf board broke? Also Frank Sinatra was there too for some reason.
>>153917084I kneel.
>>153917116
>>153917175>so irrelevant >and that hes patheticBut that applies to almost all dancestors
>>153917212negro hands typed this post out
>>153917212what the fuck what a ugly wojack D:
>>153917246Hotter than Vriska.
>>153917236sadly, but lets be honest, why hussie thought adding another 12 characters while complaining about having too may is baffling
>>153917265Hussie should have committed and done something worthwhile with EVERY CHARACTER.
>>153917246the only nigger part in me is my penis. BOOYAH!
>>153917277ideal world anon, ideal world
>>153917277its too late for that now
>>153917294It's too late for anything of worth, FUCK!
>>153917284that a nigger has his penis in you? sad!
>>153917310Make her naked and peeing.
:C guys. please.
>>153917310>that a nigger
>>153917265He wanted to add Vriska if she was more like Kanaya and also Feferi if she was more like Vriska, so he had to commit to the bit and make 10 other characters so that people wouldn't shit on him for having a blatant Vriska bias.
Nepeta and Tavros sharing the good and old craft of plush sewing. Each one makes a plush for their respective moiral and converse and gossip about their relationship.. Tavros took a serum that is treating his cat fur alergies so he can be friends with nepeta more easily by the way.
>>153917345id agree if the ancestors werent already there, he couldve used them for very nice interactions to make the trolls grow as characters
>>153917345this makes you look extremely stupid when you realize karkat exists
>250 pages over the course of like four months>then 150 pages in a bit over 15 daysI'm not complaining in the slightest, but what the fuck happened here? I know the author of homestuck italiano is using /hsg/, did you finally discover the magic of meth or something?
>>153915362Now feed him
>>153917835Does Seadweallers eat fish too? Would make sense.
https://beyondcanon.com/story/1064upd8..?
>>153917949TC IS BACK FORKING YES. (rubs my fat belly)
>>153917506I'm going to unlock that power over the next week but I call it “Poster’s Wrath”
he likes to juggle and even indulges in roleplays.........
>>153917949(s)he's cute
>>153918075its really interesting the friction that these two have. kinda like a constant powerplay and friendly banter where it lets dagger more cynical and angrier for some reason. Gosh i hope they make out please please please please. dont kill my ourple horse..
>>153917415Don't forget the roleplay!I wish they had more pesterlogs even if about fucking nothing. Just look at this atrocity
by the way why are you kids saying "mang" all the time? instead of "man" its the third time i see it. its this a new trendie tiktok slang?
My friend (the one that did the cover art for Mass Appeal) drew Levi over my Eridan plush lol
>>153918283They are really cute friends. The guys that indulged with nepeta roleplay where the best.
>>153918355Now we need Mass Appeal Marketable Plushies!!! Really good art by the way damn it looks like a photo.
Liking purple characters is suffering by the way. Oh well here we go. The hs revamp.
>>153918355ohhhh youre the mass appeal guy?
oh so this is what happened with the deltritus creators.interesting.
i liked the upd8 the art was nice.
>>153918558>"The lurid tangle of striping stars that surrounds you was sewn together by one of those sad little orphanites once upon a time. She was armed with nothing but a doctrine of unabashed purehearted nymph love and a terribly horrific weapon of mass destruction, callously cast away into the trenches like so much radioactive waste, corrupting all it touched; in this way, she and the weapon were very much alike."this is very obviously not rose
>>153918648i thought it was because of the Light aspect marking on the details of the rocks.
>>153915208Paying extra for a private session so Karkat can sit on my face for an hour and let me huff his bulge in a jockstrap.
>>153918355His life is in your hands.
>upd8 ends with the words 'that baby was you'
>>153918851equius is that you?
>>153918558i can't read this shit its so fucking atrocious. It's like I'm reading Homer's Odessy, but it has zero cultural value. Its just text text text text and text. Whoever reads this and somehow ENJOYS this surely isn't human, because human would know that this trash isn't worth his time
>>153918903that felt good i smiled.
>>153918920I just like because the art is good and I like the little animations and cringe stuff and i want to see the nymphs and satyrs be friends and fuck passionetly its not in the same levels and original as other mspfas i like. but i'm having a way better time than the shit epilogues since the Beyond Canon revamp.
>>153918851you get to take the jockstrap home, they doggie bag it for you
hs is just like my fav animehs so its fun.
>>153917949>Countless nymphs and satyrs alike were consumed in their intimate and tender grazing, and with them, their homes and history. All were made piecemeal and dragged into herself as she became a writhing museum of extinction. With each addition to her alluvial labyrinthine form so grew the power of her inkstone. It grew so incredibly dense and impossibly dark that it began to shine bright as the morning star. Drawn toward some unknowable peak, she and her supplicated constituents stretched west. They took to land, and took the satyr's capital with them. In a rare display of interspecies collaboration, THE COUNCIL OF HIGH PROPHETS, THE PLAYTORIATE, and THE EXEMPLAR himself combined forces in an attempt to protect what little world had remained after her passionate rampage. For several tides they fought in vain, struggling helplessly against her love. But when all seemed lost, the neptunian golem of a certain long excommunicated enchantress appeared.>Then apparently she just wagged her finger, shooshed her to sleep, and tossed her back into the freaking ocean. Where she's remained in this seemingly insurmountable slumber to this day, with the only notable action being when she grabbed a meteor out of the sky carrying a baby on it some several thousand tides ago, before promptly falling back to sleep.>And that baby was you.
>>153918825Dirk's awkward reactions are like crack to me
>>153918343Hispanic thing
>BRING ME THE SKULLS OF THESE TRAITORS!
>>153919026what does it is supposed to mean
Nymph expressions are so fun. Rose created such expressive freaks.
>>153919218All those mouths to blow you with...
it worries me that dagger has a eye in his throat back.
i'm sooo sleeppy...
>session hasnt started>more bullshit worldbuilding that wont lead to anything >pretty good art i wont lieyeah thats an HSBC update alright. nothing EVER happens. Or will happen.
Hello everyone! i am kinda late here arent i ;), I don't have much to note down because i have been busy with my own little projects, i keep putting off making more john jade chapters, mostly because of how much effort they take, but i will get to it eventually. I want to try and make as many as i can this year, and then once the year is over i will probobly shelve the project.
>>153919390The squids are cute which sustains interest
Why did Rose put a nascent hivemind God in her OC world?
What are OUR thoughts on Nymphs and Satyrs from the noncanonical fanfiction sequel comic
>>153919410>and then once the year is over i will probobly shelve the project.Fucking tragic. So there will be no proper wrap-up?
>>153919509best part of the fancomic.
>>153919509Cool enough but omegaverse is cringe fucking garbage and I will die on that hill
>>153919509horse and squidd r cute n funmy
>>153919509I like them, but feel like theyd be better off on their own little spinoff instead of padding an already large cast even more for a sequel that is barely focused and was replanned multiple times since it began
>>153919509Delightful addition.
>>153919511It's really hard to say, it depends how i feel when the time comes. the whole *point* of this whole endeavor, was to give the story of "three years" by Pancakestein a serious as possible lense. Like taking this shit about as seriously as any normal homestuck project. What im finding out, is that A. I'm not the best writer, and 2. drawing so many images for the comic continues to be difficult. It's not really a comic isn't it, its a fanfic with some illustrations, which is chill. It's just a whole lot of work, and i have a tendency to get burned out easy. I wanna say, i *do* want to finish it, or, at the *very* least adapt everything pancakestien did within my own story. It's just hard.
I want to touch him.
>>153919608TC did rp as touching/grabbing his face so. We are getting there.
Disinterested Lylac footjob while you listen to her talk about how the artstyle change in Nymph Dexter’s Lab totally ruined the series for her.
>>153919608This dude would definitely cum hard from his pussy with some anal and good foreplay
>>153919390so you want a story with no story?homestuck had this exact thing but worse with wv at the start.
The Deltritus subplot feels like a promising mspfa with a respectable amount of favorites that gets dropped around 600 pages in, right as things started getting interesting, and ends up cluttering the "top ongoing favorites" category for all eternityWhich is pretty good for HSBC standards because I just can't imagine any other of its 9001 subplots actually gaining mcuh traction on their own if they didn't have the "official" label stamped on.
>>153919580thank you for taking on such a big projecti'm grateful for everything you've made for it so far.it's okay if it doesn't end up as a full-fledged comic. i actually really like the current format. it feels like a light novel with illustrations, which works great. know this: no pressure at all.i know personally how much work it is, especially when drawing takes a toll and burnout creeps in.just do it at whatever pace feels right for you.i'm happy as long as you’re enjoying the process (even if it’s in small bursts).
>>153919678Homestuck act 1-5's biggest strength is its pacing. act 6 in all truth, isnt very different from act 5 and 4. What *is* different is that the first half of the comic is moving at 2 million miles an hour, so all of the bullshit, even the more egregious bullshit, really goes un noticed. Homestuck act 5 back loading a lot of the lore dumps to the back end of the act i feel was a good thing, because most of the work setting the plot forward had been done, and now the lore was here to further build up something big happening, which it did in the form of Cascade. What im saying is we could have gotten all of this in like 1000 pages later and not now and i feel i would appreciate it more.
>>153919338Haha…because of Vriska? :333
>>153919701ill do my very best anon. i swear you that.
>>153919738its actually really funny. because bc is only at 1000 pages. meaning in homestuck standarts its at the start. think about that
>>153919738Nta but I get mixed feelings with this type of lore developments. Sburb kind of necessitates that the old reality is left behind, and most of the times destroys the old world, so all of this lore either only serves to hint at who the characters will be later on from who they descend from, or is mostly wasted. Keep in mind I havent read the latest update, so take what im saying with a grain of salt.
>>153919799at least with the ancestor lore we get from base homestuck, it is very obvious that it is there to illustrate a potential path for the characters to take, and in many respects represents fate, especially because Scratch tells us a lot of it. Of course, it is inevitabiy subverted as all homestuck things are, but i feel i know what this story is trying to pull. >>153919789exactly. All of this lore dumps should have been building to HSBC's [S] Decend, where we see everything *really* get started. but no, nothing has started.
>>153919877Honestly it feels like BC falls a lot more in line with how modern YA fantasy does story telling, while still keeping the core tenets of homestuck. The problem is that this combination sucks ass.
>>153919738If you want a massive loredump at the end of an Act instead of lore sprinkled in like this when a character encounters something relevant that prompts them to talk about it you might be Hitler reincarnated.
>>153919943i think the differencce is in base homestuck we would see this for a panel and then it would be brought up later. Like, yeah. this is all kinda cool information, but theres lore and setting, and then theres plot and story. I care more about the plot and the actions the characters are taking to move the current events forward. This extreme stop and start is the same issue act 6 has.
ghettostuck
>>153919987>differencceI AIN'T ARGUING WITH AN ESLSHUT UP YOU BLODDY BLODDY BASTARD
>>153919877>HSBC's [S] Decend, where we see everything *really* get started. but no, nothing has started.in hs the first troll got introduced in page 1989 can you see the future?
>>153920009Disengage with the conversation or continue to derail with full caps lock remarks. Or even better at least try to discuss the topic instead of raging. You could have easily argued the HSBC approach is more sustainable long term than the homestuck one, but you simply had no interest
>bloddy
>>153920040I know i said "1000 pages" but it can be any other time that isn't before the plot of the session has begun. Frankly I think holding off on it so long is only doing more harm than good. Because inevitably we *will* be pulled away from this and be forced to watch the even more boring "protagonists" continue on their meat and candy misadventures, or even worse, we have to watch Rose and Dirk continue to run our eyes off with mountains of text.
>>153917506homestuck italiano is the true face of CSPA
>>153917066It walked back Terezi's death scene. That alone is enough reason to call it shit. Fuck your shipping, let me have my "W3 M4K3 OUR OWN LUCK"
>>153920126>we have to watch Rose and Dirk continue to run our eyes off with mountains of text.i cant even lie. i know that some anons would love that stuff. its preference really
>>153914721QOTT: i don't hate any pairing. all pairings are valid. davekat.
>>153919943This type of approach is working well to keep me engaged. I think it's only "slow" feeling because the original team took ages to do anything and when they updated it was a nothing update focused on uninteresting stuff like the cucking plotline or characters like the influencers.Furthest Ring is updating much more frequently, the content has been interesting, and the art is more impressive with better framing than stuff before it that the homestuck 2 guys did.If this team had been working and writing from the beginning, even if they were mandated by Andrew Hussie the Devil Himself to follow the plotlines of what we got before their takeover now, I think we would have blown well past 1000 pages.
Andrew Hussie is love. Andrew Hussie is life.
>>153920244nta buto what, if the team right now is better then why are you complaining
>>153914721anything involving equius i dont care i hate him so bad
troll oc
>>153920429Fool. As an added bonus, he comes with NEPETA - terrible outlook
>>153920482i like ur character
>>153916187lel
So is anyone going to buy merch, I was thinking maybe but I need to see the price for this shit first, I did kinda like that tote bag
>>153914882STOP IT!!!
>>153920207It is impressive how shit Davekat still remains, even as Homestuck gets worse.
>>153915208>tumblrThis feels like 2014
>>153920352Who said I was complaining? I was praising the new team and how much I like the comic more than how it was at the beginning.
>>153921373I miss 2014 Homestuck. 2026 Homestuck makes 2014 Homestuck feel like 2010 Homestuck.
>>153921113like im like a fujo but goddamn why does davekat suck ass
>>153921421Because it's not very good. If you're not a fujo there's nothing enticing about and if you are a fujo it's baby's first fujo ship.
>>153921482precisely. and that is why johnkat actually wins
john from memory but i gave him red shoes for some reason
>>153920954cute!
>>153921421>davekatsuckSay that again...
>>153921746cute john
>>153919760no im just walking a lot these past days jobhunting and buying craft and booth standee materials... i just did a mean instant noodle soup with veggies. i feel amazing after eating.
>>153914721It's Davekat, with Johnrezi second. Both are ships that have absolutely nothing going for them but were shoved down our throats and now people take them for granted. I also dislike Johnroxy because Johnvris and Johnrose are more interesting.
>>153921966This nigga a Johnscholar. And hes right.
could even the worst pairing be good
>>153922212No.
>>153921966Act 4 established a really good blackrom between John and Terezi. Had the 3 years not been a thing, I think John would have developed and realized his feelings for being trolled, and he would desire being harassed by her.
>>153922365Humans don't "blackrom", be normal.
something came in the mail today
>>153922465KILL HIMRIP IT APART BURN THAT THING NOW
>>153921966>>153922365 (me)Proof. John is secretly a freak.>>153922437Maybe not in the traditional sense, but I am sure he gets aroused by all of the teasing and nibbling.
John gets no bitches
>>153922465Your "package" "came" in the "male?"
>>153922550>roxy, terezi, vriska
>>153922495where are you guys getting all these hussie notes about the comic?
>>153922634Either by this browser addon,https://homestuck.net/companion.htmlOr by installing this addon to the Unofficial Homestuck Collectionhttps://uhca.carrd.co/https://github.com/GiovanH/tuhc-commentary
>>153922465how good is the quality of the thing
>>153922624All of whom dommed John into submission btw
>>153922624getting them is easy. now staying with them... a track record of 0
>>153922912mmmmm no
>>153922624>bro really said "three pity ships"and hussie mocked the johnrose ship toohe hates john desu
>>153922952Mmmmmyes. John consistently follows orders without much questioning and the one time it was all on his hands, he decided to go look up for someone who could give him orders. John doesnt have bitches, he IS the bitches.
>>153923130 (me)I want to clarify that this isnt bad, but John being the story's most readily available meat pole for a various assortment of bitches isn't a good look desu, makes him look easy.
https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96115643-5703-7991
>>153923116He envies the perfect human male.
>>153923130John is a service top, sure, he'd wear a leash in bed, but he'd be the one to break the bed.
>>153923235True
>>153923280>If you fire a cannonball at a window it will break!Yeah no shit
>>153923302:(
Pinching Ellith Cute tummy and making her squee.
John is now Milhouse's Dad, he sleeps in a racecar bed, got a nasty divorce, hussie blessed all this
>>153923188oh man hes easy. now i have a boner GREAT
>>153923452I hope he becomes a rapist to punish the Bitches.
This conversation made me realize that I have to draw John getting Used by them bitches, starting with Rose. I have to, theres no other option.
i'am alucinating or john felt pitch feelings for tavros in the dream bubble sequence? or i'm misremembering? i could swear i saw spades somewhere while they where fighting. but i may be wrong.
What castes would the SD cast be?
Sleep sex with the Grand Combiner
>>153911790ok! here's a couple
>>153924248dunno what the thought process was when I drew yandere feferi desu
>>153924267
i really like the art from hsbc. the rest is more... not as good
>>153914721Definitly DavKar. Fuck whoever made Hussie canonize that Yaoi bullshit.DavKar is everything that came wrong with Homestuck in the end. Everything that ruined it untill rendering into Tumblr bullshit on the same pedestal as fucking Steven Universe. WHen it could have been immortalized as one of the greats alongisde Dojo or Salad Figners.Fuck this fandom man.
>>153916487You think Tavros might be hung?Bull boy and the Ferdinard analogue and all.
>>153915564Anon... be a darling and send us the rest of the video.If you can, please.
>>153914721>QOTT: whats your most hated ship?I really dislike equinep on principal because rails don't pail. also it supports the argument that there's no such thing as a truly platonic lovebut really, my most hated ship might be caliborn x dirk. they have absolutely no chemistry and dirk deserves so much better
What did he mean by this?
>>153914721roxygen is the worst ship ever, it makes me upset, and i think its terrible. I find it terribly ironic that hussie makes so much of a fuss about hetero relationships and how much they suck and how uninteresting they are, only to canonize and make it end game, then he decides to tear it down once he realizes how terrible the decision was, leaving everyone worse for wear because of it, and worst of all, nothing of real substance story wise came of it. if i was being an asshole i would say davejade, but i could not lie like that
>>153924383i would argue most equinep shippers dont really like the concept of the quadrant system and believe it exists only as a social barrier, i would be one of those people. truly platonic love does exist, its called friendship. A relationship to me is not really a higher form of love than a friendship, it merely serves a different purpose. same with familial love and other types.
>>153924465was gonna be mad about it until I read the latter half and I agree, but more so because it was done as a subversion rather than backtrackinga subversion done terribly, if I might add
>>153924563if the epilogues never happened i would make roxygen a c tier ship because i think neither character has any chemistry with each other,because of the epilogues its a F tier ship, because its clear that Hussie made diet grimdorks canon for the sake of some half baked limp dicked final fuck you against the character of john egbert, hetero relationships, and the cultural norm of adulthood. Which sounds very interesting until you realize in one reality the two get divorced off screen, and in the other one of them DIES.
>>153924624meat john WILL return and he WILL kill dirk
>>153924438i was thinking about this while reading the upd8 earlier. its definitely a vriska callback and im not quite sure if thats good or bad yet :11
>>153924630ok but what if... he fucks dirk instead...
>>153924490ah but anon I agree completely. no form of love is higher than another. but that's not my pointI think nepeta and equius have a beautiful friendship, and dislike that fandoms force every boy and girl to be romantic in pairing simply because. it's is not only saying "boys and girls can't be friends" but also saying "romantic love trumps platonic" in a more roundabout way
i actually really like the quadrants because of all the nuance they allow me to express and give me a way to word the dynamic i want to see properly, but i do see where you all are coming from
>>153914721ok to actually answer the qotdill give three (M/F, M/M, and F/F) and then say my favorite of each as well to balance things outas for M/M, i think my most hated would probably be porrim/kankri oddly enough. i dont really have too many strong feelings on het ships but i absoultely despise pale noncon and it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. my absolute favorite het ship on the other hand would be nepeta <3< eridan. they are my everythingas for M/M, i think its a tie between modern davekat and dirkjake. the older view of davekat, specifically the pitch version of their dynamic, is super interesting to me (and i actually used to love it in that quadrant), but the way that the modern fandom has reduced it to generic "yaoi slop" just hurts my soul. karkat is nothing but daves boyfriend and it pains me. i dont really like dirkjake too much because it also falls into the "yaoi slop" category and is also kind of abusive? idk its just not my cup of tea at all. my favorite M/M ships (i get to pick 2) would be johnkat (<3< or <>) and hal <3< dirk. both are super interesting dynamics to me.ok. finally, as for f/f, i dislike vrisrezi. i really really hate how dependant on vriska terezi is and i think she really needs to get away and find herself. this also includes terezi not getting into any blackrom relationships whatsoever because she needs to learn and grow and heal. also vriska is a 8itch. if i had to pick my favorite F/F, id have to go with rose <> jade. they compliment each other so so so well and its an absolute travesty that they hardly ever interacted even when they were supposed to be 2 of the main 4 characters :,<<sorry for the wall of text i just love thinking about dynamics and whatnot
ok i meant M/F and not M/M for the first pharagraph bluh
>>153914721This but it's Dirk and Rose.
ok i might as well list my favorite rarepairs for each as well XPPi really like jade <3 sollux and jane <3 terezi. just thinking off the top of my head i dont think any of my M/M ships are too rare, but i think jaketav (<3? <>?) could be interesting even if i dont ship them too hard
>>153925430based and dark hearts pilled
>>153925430SO FUCKING TRUEEEEEE
>>153925430dirk rose has been growing on me, but will always be behind daverose in terms of dersecest. but i know what my favorite ship is (its not what you think)
it's not fair, it's just not fair...
>>153925143History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A91UB3QkdE
>>153925618i love this fucking song
>>153923708I'd say Tavros felt more pitched about the situation than john but it's still all good, these two would make for the lamest and most pathetic blackrom in the entire paradox space
I like Del'fi so far.
>>153924267It makes sense, under right circumstances she'd definitely get into locking other trolls in the basement and forcing them to call her their mommy as she pampers them
>>153918558>>153918990What if... What if I started shipping Rosecest but with her and another Rose?
johnkat sex be crazy
>>153926402Karkat says this.
>>153926242What about rose x jasprose?
>>153926668If you try to make me think about sprite characters other than Nanna I'm gonna find you and hurt you.
>>153926764DAVEPETASPRITE DAVEPETASPRITE DAVEPETASPRITE DAVEPETASPRITE DAVEPETASPRITE DAVEPETASPRITE DAVEPETASPRITE DAVEPETASPRITE DAVEPETASPRITE DAVEPETASPRITE Davesprite died for it btw
>>153926813why did davepeta even happen? what was hussie's logic in taking something and ruining it out of nowhere
I work hard to improve the strength of my body to rape every troll that isn't Nepeta
>>153914721QoTT: DaveKat or Vrisrezi.
Karkat is for women higher up the hemospectrum.
karkat is for stuck in a wall public use
>>153926914whats so bad about vrisrezi?
>>153927030DRAWFAGS PUT THE MUTANT IN A WALL NOW
>>153927063what do dirk tits feel like
>>153927087We'll never know...
>>153927035>Ruins both characters>Ruins the entire fucking comic as wellIt also has arguably the most mentally ill fanbase.
>>153927030This, but it's in a way where his cock can be used as a dildo or sucked off by the women passing by (also he gets rimmed).
sex with nymph milfs
>>153927035If you look at pre-scratch content like act 5 or pesterquest in isolation, it's not bad ship, they've got a really good dynamic as scourge sisters. However from act 6 on vrisrezi is absolute cancer on the story. It completely fucked up Terezi's personality and her simping for Vriska made her plan out a dogshit retcon just to bring back specifically her and nobody else, and all we got out of it is spiderbitch at her most obnoxious and with an ability to magically fix everything. No other pairing has been as disastrously poisonous to the narrative.
Karkat having a threesome with Meenah and Vriska.
Actually, Karkat should just breed Jane.
>>153927413Consider the prospect that Vriska rejected Karkat because there was nowhere on the lilypad she could have her back walls blown out in private
>>153927038like this?
>>153927785It's pure art.
>>153919002i fucking love them too lmfao
>>153919943i luv this drawing btw
who is taking him
>>153925941They would be cute I feel.>>153924438call back to when gamzee was left alone by others but expecially karkat i presume? so its like karkat lefting gamzee but now is cc and tc.
>>15392865(me)But It could be another reference that i dont remember. so please enlight me.
>>153928651>call back to when gamzee was left alone by others but expecially karkat i presume? so its like karkat lefting gamzee but now is cc and tc.yøu mightve missed the point anon, del'fi says he has to "make him pay"like a certain robotic rustie once did(that seems to be the general consensus tho)
>>153925924my fav song....
>>153928062>>153928490>not the 69 handcuffs
>>153928674ARADIA. yeah i remember... OH MY GOD vriska and aradia callback im so fucking duuuuuuuumb.
boymoder tc..... tc has longhair that goes until his rear..... tied in a ponytail.... Oh god I'm dizzy.... I will be insane when TC room and sprites appear... i bet his shtick is to be a hippie new wave tech guy... its going to be cute.
>>153926970Especially the fuchsias.
>>153928927>Meenah, Feferi, Condesce and Constern
>>153928819>hs fans>reading the comic
>>153927643this^
>>153927643listen, he cant get hard if we stare ok?its normal
>Jane angrily submitting to Karkat's cock
>>153928927>>153928982>beforan karkat has more images on the booru with constern than with alpha dave The paradox space is healing
>>153929532Needs more with Sootnose, but this is still very based.
>>153929407Is it because he only gets hard if he's the one starting?
>>153928876i like you. keep making trans headcanons
>>153927888thanks
>hey, sburb.exe updated!>and there's even an [S] page!>watch it>mfw
>>153929532why does beforus karkat look like... that btw
>>153929848no its like when you're trying to piss but a bunch of people are staringlike you cant piss like that its fucking criminal
>>153929482the meat timeline if it was good.
>>153929482This is how Jane will repent.
>>153929532>fuschia/mutant sloppy rimjobs
>>153931032karkat is the one rimming btw
>>153931032Feferi is the one rimming, by the way.
>>153931032I rim karkat's hole and karkat is the one rimming Feferi btw
Whoever drew Homestuck Superjail on the whiteboard LOL
>>153914721>QOTTid say araquius but i think its just propaganda because i never seen anyone saying they ship it
>>153929482She would NOT do it
>>153929482>karkat angrily submitting to jane's magnum strap
Was Terezi right to kill Vriska?
I just went into the most boring and cold waitroom in the bank just to ask questions and help info to install a bank app. I hate burocracy. I hate. But At least I got to buy what was missing for me to start sewing my plushies so is not all that bad. And i got 2 extra days of compulsory vacation so. yay.
>>153931906Even killing tavros aside(which was wrong enough even for vriska herself to acknowledged it as bad) the choice was obvious:>don't kill vriska >she uses her busted luck stat to win the coin toss>she goes to jack noir which ends up in everyone fucking dying(possibly also including the spiderbitch herself)vs>kill vriska>nothing happens
never forget
>>153931915>I hate burocracy. I hate.W3LL FUCK YOU TOO, 4NON >:[
>>153932186You are cool terezi... I just hate the evil unnecessary bank burocracy structure. Not the workers who helped me.
you cant cage the animal with in. this animal was made to roam free.
>>153931915do you have any official homestuck plushies?
>>153932246Nepeta cant be free of observation to observe her cuteness and provide medical care if a lusus is too dangerous and she loses
>>153932272Nope. I don't want to buy official merch because I'm from bostil (br) and poor af. and I plan to make my own merch from both the homestuck and my fav mspfas.I'm not againts someone buying for me as a gift tho....(Makes big pleading cat eyes)
>>153931915"""required""" apps are one of the main reasons i don't own a smartphone, give me a phone call or give me death
>>153929532oh my god thee fefkat account came back i didnt even realise
>>153932405I also dont like apps man. Most of my payments i do direct on the bank mind you. Its mostly for convenience and to receive payment quickly if there is no money or coins for change. Its not a necessity but a convenience that is all. It is not a required app for me but. Walking all the time in this shit place hurts and dont have time and energy for it all the time.
>>153932402I still kek so hard when i see this
So is the TV series cancelled or what?
>>153933098>cancelledIt would have to be picked up first
>>153916505>>153917084
>>153933098Two more weeks till it's picked up
>>153933102looking back im so grateful that it did not get advertised by glitch. they saying that its a multi-millionare company, that tadc leak, saying gameoverse is goonbait. who even knows what people would say to homestuck
Eeerm chat... I'm kinda confused and out of the loop...Sburb.exe upd8 spoilers.WHy DID ZACH KILLED HIS MOM??!?!
>>153933141Thank you Hussie and Vibri. I alwas believed in you guys :)
man homestuck fanadventures have no right to be this good in fucking 2026
>>153932855>the teeth look sharper to give them a more canine appearancegod I love details like this
>>153933221I think they should. I think its the perfect time to make dreams come true but forged by our own hands. Become what homestuck was supposed to be till the end. Having fun seeing so many skilled and talented people doing their own fan-mspa takes and arts.
>>153933186It doesn't look like even he knows why
>>153933275>>153933275Fucking Rage aspect motherfucker. i would never guess this dumbass weirdo had this in him. I will need to re-read the pages with Zach just to see if there was any more dissonance in his thoughts besides the whole Moral And Karma shticks and the call for a adventure in his mind.
>>153933371Ill say its a very .exe move to have a kid just sort of do that. Not specifically sburb.exe, but creepypastas in general.
Ok Avril You go grl.
>>153933503Aye agreed. So far i always saw him as in the bottom of my list to do something like this sorts. He is kinda weird but seemed inofensive until now. I enjoyed this twist ngl!
>>153933156how bad is the tadc leak? I'm trying to avoid threads and spoilers
>>153933568Im br and saw the whole movie once it got in my hands. Leaked the whoooole thing from a dubbing studio in here. Im glad i never will need to pay a cent to watch it lmao. This was never supposed to go the theaters imo.
>>153933568Its not horrible but its not that amazing either. Its just expends a lot of time in Jax. I hope it doesnt sound like spoilers tho.
>>153933568The entire Brazilian version of the movie leaked, finale was so fucking bad. Also for some reason they were advertising merchandise of a Pomni popcorn bucket after the credits even though you'd already be in the fucking theater watching it.
never do a self insert these people never learn anything
Always self insert. You will learn.
This is so fucking terrible I can't even tell if the fanventure I took it from is doing it on purpose or the author is actually that fucking retarded
>>153933644>Im glad i never will need to pay a cent to watch it lmaodid you know that its going to be on youtube as well
>>153933899Yes. But I watched fiiiiiiirst!! For free! HAH!!!
>>153933881is this meant to be post canon or
>>153933644I think a bunch of people refunded their tickets too.
>>153933881Stfu bitch.
>>153933834
>>153933931Some random mspfa>>153933947You know I'm right. Dave is a 13 year old wannabe rapper in 2009 raised by a frat boy with ecksbawks 360, not only does he not care about calling out womyn disrespecters but also he almost certainly calls people gay niggers while playing halo 3 or gears of war online
>>153934059I feel like this mspfa was writed by a kid so idgaf but you should stop being nitpicky by people writing characters in a way you dont like or are ooc and call them stupid in here. It is really mean and coward. Send a comment on their comic page instead. Give your criticism. Don't act like this :/ disingenous.
>>153934013Im jesus or the Devil? Not really clear what this implies dawg.
>>153934183no clue pick whatever you want
>>153934219As usual i learn from both and beyond.
>>153934175>you're so mean for criticizing glaringly bad and ooc writing in some random fanventure on an indonesian nutmeg-harvesting forum the author almost certainly doesn't visit and thus won't be affected by! What you need to do instead is to directly take a shit on it in the mspfa comments
Do you think massaging a trolls horns would make them have an orgasm?
>>153934379*pees on you*
>>153934424Nope. In my headcanon trolls horns are made in a similar substance as keratin of our nails and hair. They don't have nervs or arteries/veins so they don't feel anything in there. Instead massage their scaulp and soft parts as their belly, sideways or even their shoulders is the best bet. But orgasm a troll from massage only must be hard as fuck.
>>153933554What I liked the most was just how the page goes "you lose control of the character, and they grab a boxcutter and kill their parent with hyper realistic blood". Its 1:1 2012s creepypastas
>>153934424No, but you probably could by massaging the area around their base
>>153933881The pimpmaster hustledaddy who passes bitches around like cheap cigars would never say this
>>153934440JOKE'S ON YOU I'M INTO IT
>>153934175Retard.
I think John should rape Dirk.
>>153934765You can't rape the willing
>>153934638I'm aware of it :)
>>153934175Quati? Quati is that you? Quati, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
>>153934760Cutie.
>>153934828Perhaps I should rephrase that: John needs to buckbreak Dirk, for allowing him to get too uppity, and shall we say, most peculiar in his tendencies.
>>153935071>>153935071Hehe :3 nah I still have my whole life ahead. I take my time. Its adorable you think about legacy this way, but I don't really care about it. I love you anon. May our paths converge so you can call me a failure in my face.
>>153935178john needs to buckbreak hussie for messing up his lore and allowing "sequels"
>>153935184You're masturbating to this, aren't you?
>>153934828John wouldn't be this mean, ever.
The tourist doesnt know the copypasta.
>>153935233john would be the one getting degraded tsk tsk tsk...
>>153935233
>>153935178And I'm saying you can't really do that to a guy who deep down thinks he's deserving of such things
>>153935216>>153935216Not really. I'm asexual and I don't find your offense interesting. This is just a way to play around with your *bullying* wich doesn't really hit me. I'm quite numb as of late. Not feeling neither bad or good. Inertia.
>>153935426not that I'm complaining but why is there so much fanart of dirk with neck scars?
>>153935452He decapitaded himself twice. The second time Jane used her Life aspect powers to bring him back. Some fans hc that he has scars in his neck because of it.
>>153935291I know the pasta but i wanted to reply regardless.
Pesterquest rewritten has gotten the first upd8 in a year and half and yet nobody on /hsg/ has told me.
>>153935529>rewritten?
>>153935358He was bluffing lol
I love how selfless and forward thinking Aranea is, Vriska could never.
>>153935578Except he's talking he gives an example right after where he did in fact get pissed off and mean, Caliborn. Also his meltdown with Davesprite.
>>153935555Yes, that's how it's calledhttps://hjtfir.itch.io/pesterquest-rewritten
>>153935426>No John, you don't understand>I'm an uppity little fag boy, I can't contain myself>You need to buckbreak me John>Uuuuugghhh Dirk again? I told you I'm not a homosexual, I don't actually enjoy this>John, the fact that you're straight only accentuates the carceral punishment aspect>It's very important that you emphasize that you gain no pleasure from the act of using your humongous elephant cock to obliterate my prostate>You're doing it solely for my own good>Dammit Dirk, why does it seem like you actually want to be punished?>Because John, I'm a brat>Only your heterosexual cock can stop me from tearing our family apart
>>153935529what new routes where added?
>>153935706The gay deconversion process can be so brutal
>>153934828>dirkjohn>oocseems about right
>>153935664>selfless She simped for Meenah instead of standing up for anyone at the receiving end of her abuse and also never bothered to heal Mituna's wounds despite being le fully realized Sylph of Light. By all accounts she is a huge 8itch with a latent god complex. HOWEVER, she's also one classy lady so she's forgiven
>>153935775They've finally finished the Tavros route.
>>153935940Nice!!
>>153935914Is it though? How is saying "let's kill someone" any better than "let's rape someone"?
Quero Montar na Sela do TC.
december 2025 hsg nostalgia
>>153936112
>>153935706Everyone wants John's humongous heterosexual cock to fix them, but who will fix John?...
>>153936122
>>153936133i will protect john from 4chan
>>153936133>but who will fix John?...destiny
>>153936148
>>153936172idk the date of this one
>>153936133The cruel truth is, no one. John is kind of a lonely character.
Fish doodling
what do we think of this fellas?
>>153936236ill finish it with one of whiteboards of december. can gladly say the quality somewhat improved overtime thankfully
>>153936315The town bycicle no one wants to repair. Many such cases. This is why Grimdorks is my otp, Rose's meddlesome nature would drag her to try and do what she thinks is best for John, and even if thats not what would actually be best for him, it would keep him actively challenged. They balance each other out.
>>153936346>Nepeta>inaction?She literally died because she refused to stay put in a safe spot
>>153936486>Vicealignments for some canon characters. Note that the vice does not encompass the identity of the character, only defines (and mostly generalizes) their failures.Not all characters fit evenly…Forgor to add what the guy says in his post when making these whoops
anyone have any drawing requests? sfw stuff.
>>153936628John and June obliviously flustering Vriska.
>>153936628Vriska and Roxy straight hot girls who fuck John high five
>>153936836And they both have braces
>>153936628Gato-tier Tavros.
>>153936687Draw John twice, but one time fat and in a skirt
>>153937069this one i will do.
>>153937069>Tavros>as a gcatboy>wearing slutty page clothes
I need a grey woman in my life
nepeta deserved better
>>153938714Everyone deserved better even the bad omes
>>153938762except caliborn. he got what he deserved when john whopped his fucking ass
will do the request(s) tomorrow. good night guys. have this one page i did for myself.
>>153914721dirkkarkat. kirk.
>>153939863why not just dirkat?
>>153938714This is so true>>153938792He's cool
>>153925967giwtwm
I saw this and now you must too
>>153936112>>153936122>>153936172Nice that people saved my edits, I should make some for 4th of July maybe (My birthday)
>>153940607so this is the type of tiktok brainrot you kids watch? god damn.
>>153940607i'm a 16 year old fat homo from jakarta indonesia who got groomed on discord and this is my tiktok post
>>153940760cool story bro
hey guys!So recently you may have seen a trend of people going crazy with OBS virtual camera to pngtuber on voice chats, well thats what i have been up to as well and i wanted to share some of what i did. The basic idea is i assign everyone in vc a sburb avatar and when they join they pop in the room, since its just me im alone, but i wanted to show off my room!
ps, it seems the picture i posted is not me alone, i thought it was, oh well,
>>153941561>>153941576that's so cute. I wanna make a sburb avatar now
Just watched sburb.exe latest page and I'm SURE the cutting sfx and scream were used in like every rpgmaker horro game back in the dayhttps://youtu.be/gT9rp-Vk3kY?si=l97F6oL1rxAu0LnV
>>153940607Blonde John Kill trannie june, CANON>>153941561TF2, based
>>153942015was worried the room would be boring but seems people like it, nice.
The trolls are basically just dunmer, Hussie isn't as creative as we think we is.
>>153942300It's peak...
>>153942330i wish more people drew calliope... shes so cute!
>>153936323I like her hair strands by her fins.Is she from Ecuador?
>>153936323Is her noose horns a refrence to linching, you are seriously fucked in the head!
>>153942466Why from Ecuador? She looks more likefrom the Dominican Republic.
I don't get the idea of pitched romance, I feel like Alternian society is ruthless enough that they'd just rape instead.
>>153942714It's the only South American nation I know some stuff about
>>153940607basado
>>153942327>greyskins with a massive superiority complex that keep getting BTFOd over and overThat tracks
>>153942754Romantic love and romantic hate are vastly different emotions, even rape-wise we could easily imagine flushed rape and pitched rape as distinct types of sexual assault
>>153942784
Sex with Antifa Supersoldier Avril Lavigne
>>153944030500th post best post
i like how i draw karkat.
>kan ivve been meaning to thank you>For What?>for all that training you did>i wwouldnt be the incredibly holy wwizard wwithout your help >But I Didnt Even Train You I Made You A Wand>Yeah wwell thats all i needed i guess>i just needed someone to showw a little faith in me so im saying thanks.
Porrim's massive, heaving tits.
>>153944576Karkat ssj god and umamusume john?
>>153944691Heartwarming exchange
New thread when?
>>153944849You're welcome>>153944879>>153944879>>153944879
