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thread claimed for ms. leijon

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>>153968520
Believe it or not my favorite is spiderbreath!!!

I want to ship John to Abu Dhabi!

>>153968484
I'm drawing and watching cartoons and being bullied at the same time. cut me some slack.

>>153968459
Post your tier list of HS characters you'd be fine with owning you as their sex slave

>>153968520
John and.........Uh.... Uhhh I Don't know. I will stick to johnjade until my opinion changes.

>>153968604
>0 space players
>0 time players
More cooked than the ending of part 2

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>>153968520
>>153968551
YYYYEAH BABY, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!!!

>>153968616
Mituna
Eridan
Porrim
Terezi
Gamzee
Cronus
Snowman
John
Rose
Dirk(Beta)
Kanaya
that is about it.

>>153968520
>QOTT
John X Whoever gray lady decides to use him to relieve herself at any given time. Jade

>>153968738
>John
You two never actually have sex, he just keeps making oblivious statements that sound like he's about to fuck you but he's just gonna hand you like a hot dog or something.

>>153968738
>wanting to a sex slave of a literal brain-damaged retard
Explain yourself

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was bored so i edited crideas sprite to resemble a design i saw on bsky by moodeman

then i made the whole ass tittle card for it

play the hiveswap act 3 demo i guess

>>153968520
>QOTT: What is your favorite John ship?
also johnrezi or spide8reath i suppose

i have a fucking kissmesis relationship with my penis.

>>153968869
You want to bite your own dick?

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>>153968520
>QOTT
John x Homestuck

>>153968520
You forgot the minus symbol after /hsg/

either johnrezi or johnjade, hussie hates john though so he gets fucked by hussie

>>153968546
What a noble and beautiful creature.

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>>153968813
I thought it was obvious at this point that I Love Brain damaged retards.

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>>153968897
THE PROPHECY SPEAKS

FIRST TRY

>>153968779
That is all I ever wanted.

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>>153968942
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>>153968942
""""""""first try""""""""

>>153968980
file name is truth, idk how much more true you can get,

lets go guys

>>153969017
i got johnxjonh two times in a row, what does this mean?
johnjune?

>>153969017
file name is truth because the true best ship is John x Everyone, silly goose.

>>153969055
what if instead of thinking about it in a rational normal way i thought about it in a psycho bitch crazy way to fuel my own agenda.

>>153969046
theres a decent fanfic about that.

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>>153968897
Aw lame, My ship booster pack had a Divorce in it!

>>153969099
i got an IR (Incest rare) with the glossy finish

Dont worry, i think John jade and all the good john ships will be released in the homestuck megatins at the end of the year at lower rarity.

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>>153969136
>IR (incest rare)

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>>153968897
How sloppy does this get

>>153969181
imagine the smell...

>>153969218
fishy

>>153969181
this is stepcest 8tw

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yumtomatos did sm good art

Is it Annoy Karkat Day?

>>153969336
that's everyday tho

>>153968604
puto DOBLAJE LATINOOOO

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heh

>>153968604
>Power is a thief of light
Ooooh that's why I wanna fuck her

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>>153969268

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>>153968520
I've been actually trying to figure out the ideal flushed endgames for all characters as implied/set-up by the comic and I genuinely can't find anything for John that would feel satisfying enough for my tastes.
>Aradia, Kanaya, Roxy, Jane
Don't see it, plus they're all taken anyway

>Vriska
Would work in isolation but she's been purposely optimized by Hussie to get wet for Jake

>Rose
Could work but she's taken by Cucknaya

>Terezi
Feels way too caliginous to suddenly get her into the flushed quadrant.

>Nepeta
Don't see it, tentatively she's been marked down as Dave's endgame anyway.

>guys
He's not a homosexual.

I'm at my wits' end, I swear to god the only options left are his sister or the fish princess that's suspiciously similar to his sister. What the fuck.

>>153969491
>back off you sluts the clowns cock belongs to me

>>153969503
1. Consider his sister, *do it*

2. Vriska straight up doesnt work because hussie wrote john to not really like her anymore, not to mention just how out of wack their personalities become by the end of the series, with vriska becoming a parody of herself, if she was always grounded, i would suspect her working better with john than jake, as of now, i think you are right.

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>>153969593
>Vriska straight up doesnt work
Take it back.

>>153969503
>Roxy
>Taken
By John, yes. Epilogues deciding to obliterate the ship is a different thing.

I dont think theyre going to troon out john, everyone has checked out on LGBT content

i still got a lot of time. anyone has requests?

>>153969631
spider8reath is my favorite ship, but you know that its true. Hussie assasinated spider8reath, he killed it, broad daylight, the brains and greymatter spilled all over the escort car.

shit was gnarly.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Thats why i love John Jade so much because it never got horribly shot down and burned like hindenburg.

>>153969881
dirk being happy for once in his goddamn fucking life

>>153969895
I will see what I can do about it!

>>153969882
but johnjade never started dude..

Post art of your favorite ship, feel free to post as much of it as you want.

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>>153968520
>OQTT
Spider8reath. Grimdorks is a close 2nd.

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>>153969882
I will never give up, I can't, it's all I have left.

>>153969948
well thats kind of a good thing, look all of the ships that got started in homestuck were inevitably ruined.

un ruined ships are inherently kind of unexplored frontiers,

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>>153969982
on it boss

>>153970003
well what do you think of my favorite ship? me and eridan. i yumeship

Tavros meets Ghost from TCR and they both instantly hit it off because theyre both in a wheelchair

>>153969593
>1. Consider his sister, *do it*
Honestly I am at this point, but whatever Witch gets picked begs the question who's the other girl meant to go with, and that's the difficult part. Or maybe John the Jesus figure is meant to be a volcel, idk.

>because hussie wrote john to not really like her anymore
And he did it precisely to subtly imply the pairing lacks something Vriska would find in the John lookalike who's also kinda Tavros and whose default outfit matches what Vriska made for John before. Hussie sent spider8reath to die for the sake of vrisjake and I've long since made peace with it.

>>153969801
Roxy was cosmically intended to be Eridan's matesprit though. This is one of the ships the comic esoterically insist on and I'm not even kidding.

i'll draw a cute johnjade soon

>>153970115
i dont think spiderbreath was meant to die for vrisjake because if it was they would have set it up a little more.

Aside from the initial conditions of the relationship compatibility, no real headway is ever made. Which is almost the opposite of the circumstances for Spider8reath, whose appeal is predicated on 2 people who could not be any more different, and at first glance dont have compatibility, finding common ground and bonding through their experiences. I would almost say both vrisjake and spider8reath were meant to die for meenahxvriska.

>>153970222
And then meenah vriska died for vrisrezi and weve come full circle baby

>>153970295
and then hussie never got over that terrible pairing because its like so emo yuri.

>>153970295
I hate yurifags so much it's unreal.

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>>153970308
MFW A SPIDER8REATH SONG IS USED FOR A VRISREZI ANIMATION

>>153970199
please do, we need more.

Anons. I must ask something.

How long and thicc should Aranea´s legs (And her tits for that matter) be? I have in mind she´s a mix between:

Nico Robin
Captain Hook
And Captain Flynn

An intelectual turn pirate to ends met needs, and while she is good at fighting and stealing, she has allways been more of an intelectual.

(that and because she left behind a big ass treasur that holds the key to kill the Condess for good)

So say Aranea (or Marquise) bros. What do ya think?

>>153970115
>Roxy was cosmically intended to be Eridan's matesprit though
I still dont buy this, but sure. Are you applying that logic to Aradia as well? Id propose Aranea if she didnt go full crazy when she decided to LARP mindfang.

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She killed someone in cold blood...

>>153970749
TERAQUEST

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>>153970375

Fuck. I forgot to post the WIP

My bad

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>>153970222
>Aside from the initial conditions of the relationship compatibility, no real headway is ever made.
I've seen someone say that to understand Homestuck romance you need to watch Serendipity(a mid romcom first mentioned by Karkat and then brought up again when the quadrants were first discussed), so I did it a few weeks ago. In that flick to achieve true happiness in love you ought to follow the "little signs" set up by fate and choose your soulmate that clicks with you on on a cosmic level on spot rather than making the "reasonable" choice of settling down and working through relationship troubles with someone you've been for a long time but aren't perfectly 100% compatible. Yes, even if it literally means breaking up with your fiancee on a fucking wedding day because you couldn't get over a one-night stand from years ago lel.

All quadrant names are wordplays on soulmate and the comic also talks about "auspicious matchups through the mysterious channels of TROLL SERENDIPITY", so if Hussie really meant the romantic endgames in Homestuck to be figured out based on that film's logic, then yes, "the initial conditions of the relationship compatibility" is the single most deceive factor that absolutely shits on everything else. Because ultimately, the four quadrants are meant to be four types of soulmates, and soulmates in the truest possible sense inherently fit with each other on the level of platonic idealism Hussie loves to reference so much, rather than needing to make compromises to make the relationship work.

>>153970869
That's stupid.

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>>153970830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi496W_fO6I

>>153970749
shes so fresh you can suck her nuts

>>153970869
I dont expect Andrew Hussie to be a good romance writer since his experiences are pumping and dumping groupies

>>153970869
on one hand, yes, i can see that, especially since hussie loves platonic ideals. But also, he seems to be pretty in favor of setting up the quadrant system to be inherently flawed, toxic, and something to be worked against/overcome. And even more damning, the quadrant system is meant to be a parody on humans over complicating sexuality, by having aliens do it in a more alien and obnoxious way, to where it makes us think about how stupid human romance is, something that troll's themselves comment on. Much in the same way the caste system is meant to parody race dynamics in human society.

The problem is hussie NEVER COMMITS TO ANYTHING, SO ALL OF THESE CONFLICTING IDEAS ARE PRESENT IN THE COMIC AND NEVER ADDRESSED FULLY OR DELVED INTO.

>>153970387
I know it may sound boring, but honestly I don't really see any reason not to keep Aradia <3 Sollux.

>>153968520
>QOTT: What is your favorite John ship?
I really like johnroxy because they feed into each other so well and I like to imagine they cosplay ghostbusters/con air every halloween
no I have not read bc and don't know why the ship was set on fire by hussie's crew

>>153971024
what do you mean its not delved on? theres already examples in the comic of all types of relatioships

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>>153968897
ahahaha

>>153970992
Finding your soulmate is a hard job when you have to fuck all these Vriska cosplayers.

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>>153969982
don't mind if I do
though, there's not much sfw art of them, so my folder is small

>>153971100
i mean hussie never decided on whether quadrants were good or bad, they just existed unchallenged as a facet of the story.

the closest we get is the disciple saying she had a relationship, going "beyond quadrants".

>>153971037
They also dont have anything going *for* them. Aradia does a lot of heavy lifting there.

>>153971024
>But also, he seems to be pretty in favor of setting up the quadrant system to be inherently flawed, toxic, and something to be worked against/overcome.
Is there anything in the comic actually suggests this? Best I remember is the mention of the Disciple's love for the Sufferer going beyond the quadrants, but honestly that's it, it's a fairly neutral statement all things considered.

>>153971161
why do you need an indicator to if its good or bad. make your own decision

>>153971228
like, they are fucking trolls its obvious that its weird and hard to put in a box

>>153971081
Don't forget when John dresses as a wise and hunky wizard for Roxy

>>153971081
Whenever Hussie has a falling out with a girl, he tends to do disgusting shit to John for revenge

>>153971175
well for 1, karkats agonizing over quadrants is a marked negative. Theres the fact that defiance against fate is a central theme of homestuck as a story, so one would think that the quadrants, whose whole thing is about fate and soulmates would be called into question. Every pale relationship in the story either fails or ends up in tragedy, because at least until Nepeta and Equius actually met in real life and nepeta softened equius up, he was in fact very mean and toxic to her, not to mention she dies but thats how it is. Karkat and Gamzee, i need not say more on that. Auspisticing is all but useless and made the butt of the joke the entire comic. And redroms are troubled with how much vacillating they do with other quadrants.

Blackroms remain relatively clean, but thats cause theirs so few pure blackroms.

>>153971228
>>153971256
Trolls exist as a parody of humanity, the fact that they are trolls is because they parody internet trolls. Every facet of their culture makes fun, or at least analyzes something from humanity in a different lense. So i feel like if your going to make a complicated romance system, theres a statement to it, unlike say, the leprecon romance, which is entirely just a joke and not taken seriously at all. Quadrants is given full legitimacy, so its existance must mean *something*, it does not exist in a vacuum.

also i have decided the system is bullshit.

So they are allowing child porn in the catalog now?

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>>153971024
Hussie committed to the concept of soulmates(whether just as that or some quadrant variant like matesprits) just enough to throw in all these "little signs" for eriroxy and other star-crossed couples, even if it was ultimately it had no bearing on the plot because eridan was already a dead body in gamzee's fridge. I think that tips the scale towards "soulmates are a thing in homestuck" because why else waste time on esoteric schizo set-ups very few people have actually noticed?

>>153970831
finish her

>>153971335
why are you saying this?

>>153971353
hussie sets up shit to do nothing with all the time. and i dont really think authorial intent matters, especially in homestuck, because even if he did *want* to do all of these star crossed lovers things, he never pulled the trigger on even one.

Every single end game ship is basically people settling for whoever was closest, which is so funny to me. thats conflicting messaging and a tacit admission that your idea was dumb at worst.

>>153971302
>got god tier first, should habe DIED but the death was not heroic, saved rose from dying, retcon powers
and you still say hussie hates him lel

>>153971421
Sounds like he just made him a jannie

>>153971413
its just the ones that you know.. make sense. people who spend three years together tend to form relationships.

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>>153971166
They match each other in their outlook and death obsession. They might express it differently, but they get each other, you know?
Pic kinda related.

>>153971456
sure, i have nothing against rosemary, karezi, daverezi, or even davekat. but like....i think its very funny to set up things for a system of romance thats fate based and then to never pay off anything. Which really is the story of homestuck if you think about it.

>>153971413
>he never pulled the trigger on even one.
>Every single end game ship is basically people settling for whoever was closest
Two possible explanations, pick your poison. Or pick both.
>that was already in the deliberately "bad"/"evil" part of the comic after caliborn's takeover: nothing went as it should have because everything was now openly and explicitly only meant to satisfy caliborn's whims like canon davekat and to facilitate LE's birth. To drive the point home: Collide was literally A6A6A6 = 666 = we're neck deep in satanic bullshit
>Hussie couldn't just rushed through the retcon and post-game over timeline to get over with that shit. Seriously, can you imagine how much longer would homestuck need to go if we had a "better" retcon and, god forbid, fleshed out relationships?

GoodNight hsg

>>153971646
there will never ever be a satisfying watsonian explanation for ANYTHING in act 6, because it all only works after the fact when we realized caliborn had his grubby chud mits on everything

hussie was lazy and wanted the comic to end so he ended it and paired a few people up so he could deconstruct every single relationship in subsequent squeal material.

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Mass Appeal updated!
https://mspfa.com/?s=69184&p=54

>>153972030
Woooaaaah fuark yes

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>>153972030
Hi mommy I mean mommy sorry I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy sorry I meant mommy

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Levi and the Shadowy Faggot

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>>153972030
>he likes christian rock
Well. Nobody's perfect.

>>153972220
Levi is good for reasuring possessive warm cuddles before and during sleep.

>>153971371
I just wish to know the ratios of her body anon. I want to know what a body type fiting to her character´s would look like.

>>153971260
ah yes of course, how could I forget to mention that part

>>153971302
no author is mentally unhinged enough to take their irl stress out on their characters....right?

>>153971302
If by disgusting shit you mean making him live MY DREAM.

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>>153972542

>>153973153

I... I´ll see whaty I can do.

Do pirate chicks have thic thighs privileges?

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BraceGODS rule Homestuck forever

>>153972100
>>153972123
He looks very molestable in this update. Danke Crowpiss.

>>153973153
god, does anyone have the gif version of this where his eyes light up?

>>153972720
you want to be cheated on?

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throwing new spider8reath art into da pool. Feast my brothers FEAST

>>153973810
The dream is fucking Terezi and dying, cause I'm suicidal and horny for Terezi

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Holy tetas

>>153974059
She looks like she gives titfucks if you order her doordash.

>>153968616
>handmaid
>porrim
>damara
>kanaya
>dolorosa
>aradia
>feferi
>aranea
>signless
>terezi
>nepeta

Which classpect has the biggest boobs?

>>153974600
Seers of Light.

>>153974650
Made to be milked by Heirs of Breath

>>153974600
Sylph of Life

>>153974600
Witch of hope

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Which classpect has the biggest ass?

>>153974975
Witch of hope

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gn /hsg/

QOTT: johnkat

>>153974975
sylph of space

>>153969236
>stepcest
Not trying to start anything with the br non-br people can we all aknowledge that it's still hot

>>153975600
Step-incest is stolen valor from real brother fuckers.

>>153974975
damn....that is one nice ass. maybe vriska was in the wrong for killing a breath player

>>153968604
dont worry aldo you be there next time

>>153975672
Still hot

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>>153975975
IT'S FAKE. AN ILLUSION. YOU'RE FALLING FOR THE EPHEMERAL!

>>153975730
gay
>>153975901
chad

>>153976001
Sorry man what was that? Couldnt hear you over how loud im plapping my stepsibling. Man it is good to be on the side of incest that lets you do this without repercusion.

>>153975730
Why cant troons get naming derivatives right
The female equivalent to John is Joan

>>153976001
The social taboo is still hot even if you aren't running the gene defect multiplier taboo bonus

>>153976095
usually people don't become part dogs either

>>153976113
Wuh

The Karezi hug after Murderstuck is still one of the cutest things in a heartbreaking way.

loving sex with kankri vantas

>>153976366
they hugged?

>>153976292
>not making the green slime ghost look equally disturbed

you think that hussie regrets granting that one trans egbert toblerone wish

>>153976551
I think Hussie regrets a lot of things.

>>153976366
The Karezi hug after Murderstuck
The Matt Murdock hug terezi after she kick karkat

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>>153976528
I'm guessing you didn't read it serially because this was a big deal back in the day. Yes they hugged and breaking them up was so artificial that they had to start a whole new universe where they just don't interact to justify doing it, because Hussie couldn't actually think of a natural way to have them stop being close.

It's crazy to think that modern readers don't know that for the longest time during the actual run of the comic Karkat and Terezi were the most important people in each other's lives and arcs, not Dave, not Vriska forced retcon bullshit or anyone else

>>153976618
i mean theyre like 14 they probably werent even born when comic was made

>>153972241
reading this made me sleep later because i was imagining it hapening to me. fuck you anon

>>153976065
lol. that sounds like a mexican name

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Shit bro people are making equiara art in the big 2025/26?

>>153976839
>ÓuÓ
polish aradia?

>>153976758
idk about you but it made me sleep on spot like a baby seal. also good morning anon!

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the sultriest looking Aradia I have seen

>>153976878
source, pretty please?

>>153976886
nta, but i recognize the artstyle. dont laugh at the name..


its amporussy

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>>153976886
Aw how polite :3 Hopefully I can paste this here:
bsky.app/profile/amporussy.bsky.social/post/3llrboz7g7s2d
Alternatively:
crewbooru.booru.org/

>>153976953
their eriroxy drawings are so fucking good btw anon

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where are the fat women. how can i browse this thread without pictures of fat women?

So why is Hussie going all in on this "I'm a pansexual non-binary whatever", but then proceeds to hook up with the most feminine looking chick ever and has heterosexual sex with her.

>>153977001
you know why

>>153976551
Why you think 7 years later it hasn't came true or in the story yet

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>>153968520
>>153968897

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JOOHN! WAKE THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!

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>>153968897
got this on first try

>>153976991
Vriska's all over the thread, anon

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Reminder that this slob has a pair of 10/10 fat tits while you have 3/10 flatties despite being a functional person with a room that isn't a biohazard.

>>153977942
Im not flat

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>>153977957
>Roxy swirl on Dave

>>153977957
This has something to do with Dave working at Burger King or something

>>153978067
>actually caring about snca

>>153977985
still not as good as teras fat fuckin bosom

>>153978148
Its pretty much the same.

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>>153978182
nuh uh

>>153978196
[>_<]

>>153978229
Yes. Hell fucking yes.

>>153978214
ZAMN

>>153976373
hard mindbreaking rape with kankri vantas

>>153978182
post fricking boobies.

>>153978532
Give me 10k first, bitch.

>>153978504
Who does the raping?

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>>153978549
>asks for money
>doesnt ask for take out

already worse than tera you fraud

>>153978571
I can cook just fine. unlike this neet loser.

>>153978621
>unlike this neet loser
we like her because of that you dingus

and her massive milkers

>>153978644
Hmmm. You guys are weiiird. Why would you like girls that stink and are unkept and have biohazard disrty laundry and mold growing in their room?

>>153978688
idk anon, she makes cocks throb what else would you want

>>153968520
Rose and John.
Always kinda thought they were the ship but then things happened. Oh well

>>153978714
shes not even a real neet.
>doesnt goon
>no armpit hair
>probably no pubic hair
>hair is in good quality
>uses earings (never seen a neet use those)
get better taste before you speak because thats not a true neet.

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>>153978779
we dont know half of those

also bluh bluh idgaf

>>153978779
>>153978779
I think you replied to the wrong anon....
I dont think you need to have all this qualities to be a stereotype neet. Just be unemployed lazy fuck that can't do stuff by itself already classifies you as a neet. No gooning necessary but it happens in most extreme cases.

Jealous women are hot.

Sex with TC

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>>153978565
i do

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>>153978688
I can fix her.

>>153979051
That is the spirit!

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>>153978571
I LOVE SKANKS

>>153978809
you jerk off to washed up version of a neet. if you found a real one you'd be disgusted. thats the problem here.

>>153979063
>SKANKS
only can only imagine tera's godtier....

actually can we guess her aspect with what we have?

>>153979084
imagine complaining about a fake neet lmao

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>>153979086
an average joe would say void, and genius would say rage, but an humble thinker would say doom.

>>153979138
why doom anon? do explain

>>153979156
dont question the thinker.

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>>153979177
ok anon

what class could she be then

What is your favorite crackship

>>153979226
red

>>153979238
me and oxnard
me and tc
me and mituna

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Good afternoon /hsg/

>>153979520
Starting to doubt your insights

i cannot for the love of me understand the appeal of this faggot ass boring tumblrina webcomic you people should have been ip banned from this website post 2016

>>153980037
i think kanaya can make eggs even with her weird bug hands

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>>153980188

Anon I think you might have missed the point of that comic

>>153980212
Oh dear. At least is ethical eggs.

>>153980141
You will never be a janitor.

>>153980141
Zoomy zooms
4chan defined the comic. Characters were based on it and artists were recruited from Homestuck General. You just don't get the 4chan spirit.

>>153979699
whats the appeal with tc?

>>153980037
The image that redeemed rosemary

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>>153979238
For me it's fefkat
>princess x her loyal knight AND fuchsia x mutant

>>153980254
I'm embarassed with what i just writed so i will spoiler it. But this the truth so far for me.
Sexy Sociopathic Stalker That is kind of a groomer and big hair and he is purple and I just know he would look good in a pink apron making cookies with my help and being my WIFE. He is lonely in his tower. Probally A unicorn? Lonely urging for closure that he is ready to end the world to be with his friends. Its a ten for me.

>>153980212
But we've seen her hold things she can hold a pan, the joke doesn't have a point. Unless the point is that Dave is retarded

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>>153980237
>seeth about picrel faggot
>>153980242
>4chan defined the comic.
*Tumblr did faggot
> Characters were based on it and artists were recruited from Homestuck General
hsg was an outlet for tumblrina faggots using to infiltrate the website
>You just don't get the 4chan spirit.
i do fuck off from this website

teenager

>>153980435
>acting like this
>on a site that has >>>/lgbt/
anon, I...

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>>153980435
>seeth about picrel faggot
Why would I when we're posting in /hsg/ right now and the mod that seethed about this general for years ACKed xirself during the last year's hack?
/hsg/ literally won

that guy is clearly bating dont give him replies.

>>153980435
Nah they were full 4chan at first and then some of them went Tumblr and started bitching when all their 4chan friends didn't give up on it and say “I grew out of my edgelord phase”.

Joke’s on them since that post-4chan irony leftist style team members like ipgd helped invent based on Dave Strider, etc, is one of the most humiliated comedy styles today.

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>>153979238

>>153980791
this still the funniest thing ever.

>>153980791
You will never have your troll gf (enforced by the human-alternian relationship iprovement program) shit your cum on a bucket like this...

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>>153980638
>GUYSTH that guy is a le heckin chud who is baiting do not TALK TO HIM!!!!
>>153980736
>Joke’s on them since that post-4chan irony leftist style team members like ipgd helped invent based on Dave Strider, etc, is one of the most humiliated comedy styles today.
ipgd is a retarded faggot pedophile whore i hope she is suicidal and unfulfilled wherever she is.
https://streamable.com/vkqsyc

>>153981018
who tf are you?

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>>153981044
your wworst fucking nightmare bitch

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>153981018
:C dont use the sburb.exe panels to say retarded shit like that chuddie. take a chill pill. breath in and out.

>>153980141
>>153980435
>>153981018
_eridan_ please stop acting like you weren't into this comic for god knows how long

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>>153981105
you're supposed to be someone i should be caring about?

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Eridan needs to change his diaper and needs lusus's milk.

oh poor eridan fan i know your pain but this is not how you make your point, the point is homestuck is bad media that could have been so much better if only

john egbert's bare feet

>>153981126
Abby is my gf i can do wwhatever
>>153981128
i came here to diss and humiliate homestuck i already succeeded on multiple fronts
>>153981166
i am the ceo of homestuck haters (englishpumpkinparty)

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>>153981105

>>153981235
>i am the ceo of homestuck haters
oh that retard? i remember farming your posts for upvotes lmao

go write your fighting kink fics lil vro

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>>153981235
if you say so. new crack ship on my list then.

dw guys not every sburb.exe is retarded like that i swear.

>>153981235
>i am the ceo of homestuck haters (englishpumpkinparty)
Someone should tell EPP their village retard is dragging their name through the mud

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>>153981218
>if only
if only ipgd died in car crash like legit that bitch just drunk drives and dies on the way to deliver her fag ass horse dildo
>>153981235
forgot to abbypost
> i remember farming your posts for upvotes lmao
who tf are you
>>153981312
no i am the most intelligent one

>>153981235
oh yeah. ceo of homestuck haters. that subreddit is the one that i saw israeli vriska

>>153981375
the blame cant only fall on one shitty person if i was in your shoes i would blame hussie too, his dislike of such a great character was all without reason at least in my view

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Can we stop with these retarded debates and drama and return to the braces? Please???

Which Mass Appeal character should I draw with braces?

>>153981568
Someone post the rant about braces and the picture of Karkat in braces

>>153981601
Tomill please

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>>153981568
i am the only one also posting the best braces girl
>>153981601
draw abby from sburb.exe

daily reminder that tavris will always be kino

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>>153979238
EriTav is an interesting dynamic honestly

>>153981761
Based rapist.

>>153981761
why did hussie sink tavris AND johnvris

>>153980343
Why are there so many soulful Karkat ships.

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>>153981822
>be obsessed with childhood friend who's a faggot wimp
>also become a sadomasochist who obsess with idealized version of him
>manipulate and abuse him, twisting his feelings to make him think he's yours and no one else's
>boy becomes apathetic and souless carcass, you manipulate him so he abuses you against his will
>become yandere wife for your desolate husband
>???
>profit

Homestuck if Hussie wasn't a massive retard

>>153981840
Hussie is a faggot that's why

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>>153981653

>>153981601
The one main bitch, I don't know what her name is.

>>153981911
Why did I draw this so fucking small

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>>153981911
do abby PLEASE