Guardian editionQOTT: who is your favorite guardianPrevious dream bubble: >>153993790
>>154028612>who is your favorite guardianany of the stridersthey rock
>>154028612mom lalonde
>>154028612I will have to say Dad Egbert and Bro Strider. I really like Mom lalonde and wish she had more screentime by herself like the later had doing something silly. Grandpa harley is nice too but its too sad to think about him desu. Giving what happens to him.
>>154028626or else tavros if you want hugs and just a nice guy overall
tomorrow is corpus christi day in my country. and im happy because it meaaaans i can draw Korpus on this day and be thematic AND also is free from work day. so many korpus... everywheeere my sketchboook.
>>154028686I want to have both of them then. because i'm greedy.
>>154028674mom is a very "serious" and machiavelic person.do not interrupt her sarcastic womenly doings.
Dude leave me alone
>>154028731no she isn't?? she is quite nice to everyone specially her beloved daughter. And Dadbert! unless i'm forgetting something..
>>154028738forced meme
>>154028695https://files.catbox.moe/qlti81.pnghappy korpus kristi day
>>154028612>QOTT: who is your favorite guardianI always found Bro the coolest and most badass.>has a sweet katana and speed power>sliced a giant meteor in half>almost rivaled pre-bec Jack Noir in power>could've beaten Jack Noir if Bec wasn't sprited>cracked the Beat MesaEspecially during the Golden Age of Homestuck, Bro was amazing.Although, I wouldn't have him as my Guardian.If Bro was Sis... that'd be a different story. Pic related.
>>154028869this is very cute!!! happy kristi day antecipated for you too :)
>>154028981why they are ourple?
> Finally get Eridan & Feferi plushies> That night have nightmare I’m drowningWhat does that mean?
>>154029091They are plotting
>>154029061Dirk brought back John but he turned out wrong
>>154029061Theyre being possessed by Rose to act her gay sex fantasies for her
more progress for my prospitcest comic fanfic thing
>>154028711Fucking slut.
the original 3 years comic panel for refrence, i take loose inspiration off the art but because of the fic im writing having different elements to it a lot of things are different.
>>154029293That John badly needs a mouth
i kept going back and fourth on whether i should include it, but i guess if an anon wants it then that makes my desicion easier, just know i added a mouth and youll see it whenever i finish the chapter.
>>154029383You could also post both versions and let the thread decide
>>154029424
This is technically non-blood related incest
>>154029293can't believe doc scratch is an heir of breath
>>154029325this image is funny as fuck how is that meant to be jade and not "white chick with animal ears"
>>154028686tavros is not a nice guy hes a coward that runs from anything that is 100% safe and killed a kid grandpa in order to trick her into dating him
>>154029488well she took her glasses off and its a whole thing, dont worry, shell put em back on and return to jadehood.
if you have any advice on what yoiu would change please feel free.
>>154029500>in order to trick her into dating himStrictly speaking that was him merely having a major retard moment because he didn't know what a grandpa is.
oh wait i realized you were responding to the original comic panel and not mine, apologiesyes one of my biggest issues with the original 3 years comic is pancake sprite draws john and jade like...not john and jade at all? no buck teeth or anything. its one of the reasons i draw this at all. And to make sure to properly depict john as shorter than jade.
>>154028612why jane in specific?would she be even into femdom or pegging for that matter?(ignoring her hs2 and epilogues version of her)
>>154029569>>154029500tavros is a kind hearted person, but he has issues with cowardice and a complete inability to utilize his natural charm (which he DOES have,) making him sometimes spurg out and act like a fool. same with all of the trolls who are decent people, at their core they are good people, but they just have a bunch of flaws facilitated by a harsh environment. I would even argue someone like Eridan could have been salvaged.
>>154029569okay you got me right there
>>154029619the core theme of homestuck is kids growing up and being better so your totally right on that front,the ending that should have happened was the trolls using john as their own personal fix my mistakes button leading to none dying and then him fucking off while they deal with all the bullshit they didn't address before
>>154029349He’s fine without it>>154028738When I was a teen I made a clan called Clan Q and we were basically Q cultists
this is my favorite picture on the whiteboard
>>154028612Remember when we used to assume Bro was just in his late teens early twenties at the latest?Then we learned he's the same age as Mom in his late 30's and you could feel the fandom's perception of him change on a dime.
>>154028612>who is your favorite guardianEvery Chad son has a GigaChad father.>>154029982lol
>>154029602>would she be even into femdom >(ignoring her hs2 and epilogues version of her)She was in the comic when she went Crocker tier. Going evil did not give Jane and Jade arbitrary new traits out of nowhere, but rather made them act out on their more latent desires, which in Jade's case ramped up her repressed furfaggotry and in Jane's case meant her becoming a dominatrix that planned to turn Jake into her trophy husband/flesh dildo(pic related). Jane being a domme might seem like an asspull but it can be actually explained thanks to extremely pointless foreshadowing that predictably ended up going fucking nowhere.
official humanstuck del'fi
>>154030061>Then we learned he's the same age as Mom in his late 30's and you could feel the fandom's perception of him change on a dime.Idc about child abuse but let's be honest, acting like a fratboy in your mid to late 30s is just plain fucking embarrassing.
>>154030235Yes, this is exactly what I was alluding to. It was the day that "badass Bro" died and he became the abusive cringelord chopped unc he remains to this day. >>154030189>the author's barely concealed fetish
>>154030235Wigger Bro
>>154030199Kawaii
>>154030061well yeah, it kinda changes everything doesnt it. When we didnt know Bro was daves dad, we just assumed he quite literally was daves older frat boy brother. Sure he was an asshole and was quite harsh on dave, but he was seemingly a younger guy with a lot of responsibility, and just as eccentric as dave is himself. when we learn hes so much older, it changes a lot. an abusive father is debatable much more horrid than an abusive sibling.
>>154028612>QOTT: who is your favorite guardianMom Lalonde. She is one of my favorites.And no not because she is hot (she is) but because she's hilarious and I think she'd be a pretty fun mom to have.
>>154030061HMM how can i make this guy look evil ah yes the big evil guy puts his soul into the puppet and sends it to abuse a kid
this is definently pushing me pretty hard, but even if this art is jank just know im trying my best(this is harder than it looks @-@)
>>154030703The more you grow as an artist, the more difficult challenges you choose to face. That's why creativity can remain difficult even after years of practice. Don't give up
like if your people are going pull oh poor abused kid, jake and jade are up bringing was so much worse then dave
>>154028612That might be the most chopped Alpha Dave I've ever seen
>>154030783i dont feel trauma power scaling is something you have to do in order to take daves struggles seriously, because bro did fuck him up, and no matter how serious the story takes it it does have an effect on him even in act 5, where Dave struggles with being his own man.all that being said you are absolutly right in that the story NEVER takes jakes or especially jades story seriously at all, her up bringing being alone, socially mal adjusted, and basically fending for herself is treated as a quirky character trait. Even the epilouges dont even try to dive into it, they just use it as an excuse to make her a sex pest. this is because hussie didnt care about jade and got her out of the way as soon as they were able.
>>154030854i do appreciate you expanding upon my shitty made point also that power scaling trauma line got me so thank you for that
>>154030854>and basically fending for herselfWas there actually anything on Jade's version of the island?
>>154029312no im not shut up >_<
>>154031011you are just get over it
i self ship with hussie
>>154031011cope harder shooshdumpster
>>154030199holy fuck sex he looks like he stinks!!
>>154031035Become kinder a kinder for your papmeat shoosdumpster
>>154030854>hussie didnt care about jadeand? shes his character, does a creative have to give every single one of his characters 120000 words of character exploration?
>>154031028we know you like to be fingered by him calliborn. now go bring me my ice cream... no no i will sleep first... and later... *zzzzz*
>>154031105yes
jade and john as my puppets and i make them kiss and hug.
>>154031144>and before "dirk strider" yeah i know.
>>154031144Jade and John are my puppets and I make then fuck nasty while Dave and Rose watch heartbroken like the cucks they are.
Does anyone have that edit of Swiss and Del'fi post-sex?
>>154031255>a beast?Yeah, in bed.
>>154030962no but bec can only defend her from immediat threats of bodily harm, they cant really teach her to read, write, cook, or any other normal human things. >>154031105No, but jade is a main character of the story, and more importantly Hussie sets her up as being important by making her by far the strongest protagonist up until John gets retcon powers. You would think with how the build up of her leadership of the team, her manipulation of the trolls to help her and the other beta kids, and her general coming into her own she goes through at record pace in act 5 act 2 that god tier jade would be the power house and defacto leader, considering dave, who is basically deigned by god to be the leader rejects the role. Instead shes relegated to the back seat for most of act 6. and at the end of the day he can do whatever the fuck he wants, but i still think the story would be better if jade like..did things?well act 6 would be better if ANYONE did ANYTHING that wasnt named caliborn or vriska, but yknow.
>>154031144>>154031176>>154031213im glad that the threads are finally realizing how based this ship is. but also daverose and ot4 fixes both of this. I do lowkey wanna cuck davesprite tho, john and jade cucking dave sprite is so funny to me.
Homestuck spent too much time being a soap opera and not enough time being a creation myth.
>>154031105You should at least try not to play the favorites as blatantly as Hussie did because overall Engleyckerts got jackshit amounts of character exploration compared to Strilondes
>>154031464remember when vriska (13) was dating meenah (19) what did hussie mean by this
>>154031532It means age gaps are okay as long as both of you share the same class.
>>154031035>>154031087this sounds like the troll version of goon slang
yiffy is such a nothing character dude. shes just "the punk dog girl" and thats it
>>154032025>yiffy is such a nothing character dudeDoesn't that apply to all four omega kids?
>>154032134i'd say tavvy has the most actual character
>>154032134Harry, Vrissy and Tavvy at least have dialog between them and a little characterization, the only thing Yiffy has going for her is being a punk girl born from an affair
>>154030199Do you think he ever touches his mom while she's blackout drunk in her chair?
>>154032459why the fuck would i ever think that?
https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96115643-5703-7991
>>154033137This is so stupid
>>154028508At this point AI has irreversibly reshaped my neurology especially since I was ostracized and isolated for 8 years after woke got big so it filled in a lot of social gaps.>>154028596If you deny my story about having had a friend who was a major team member you admit that’s a big deal and prove half my point already.
You wouldn't fuck as jester queen, would you?
Did you know Worthikids is a Homestuck fan?Even made two albums of fanmusic.
>>154034034She looks like she retriggers played and held queens.
>>154034094
>>154034125Does she upgrade every stake she's played in?
>>154034208She looks Rare, not Legendary. Sorry Anon.
>>154034094this karkat can smell stuff in a 20km radius
>"I want you to trust me out of your own free will, and trust that I will help save you from my mistakes."TRUST THIS YOU FUCKING DEMON
>>154031770Ephebophile Kankri is something i didnt knew i needed today ohoh boy.
>>154034094I would die and never know that. Now I need to stalk his tumblr and music site...!!
jane my beloved, i want to pinch your jelly rolls and ride between your folds
>>154034094He even dropped by /hsg/ occasionally. Really like his unique style.
pastelbin fucking sucks i wanted to use it to share a story and if fuckinf didnt sended it and obligates me to create a accont to even browse tbis shit. fuck off whoever did this horse shit website
Did you guys know it is the summer of Dersecest? It's true, spread the news.
>>154035759unrelated to anything i just wanted to share a vivid dream i just had.https://rentry.co/br00ms71ck
>>154035778(me) sorry didnt mean to reply to u anon
>>154035759Dersecest and Prospitcest, ectobiology is weird anyhow
did team magenta won?
Unfathomably based.
>team yellow wonwell. at least there will be fish and surfer girl. also more dmarko so i can know what is up with him.
>>154036684wait no it was magenta why did my browser- it this thing still going?
>>154036705Team Magenta summoning six voters out of nowhere at 3 in the morning to suck them off
>>154036812fucking yes. not the sucking but the summoning.
The poll is running for 72 hours, nobody has won yet
>>154036892oh neat. also before i forget do you have the mp4 for the recent [S] Page?
>>154036936https://files.catbox.moe/xtf62v.mp4
>>154036837speak for yourself, I for one will do my dutiful sucking of our Magenta queens
>>154036971yay thx
>>154035538based Caliborn
Magenta! Magenta! They're barely even human!
magenta so i can have more of my lesbo saphic slop please and thank you.
>>154034034You fuckers only know clowns. That is a fucking VENETIAN MASK
>>154037198the italian culture inspiration is increasing i see.
https://mspfa.com/?s=55189&p=99vestige updated with that one guy from the logo
>>154037427so much updates. nice.
>>154037198>pointed shoes>jingling bells on a hat with floppy points>jingling bells on her neck ruffSHE IS A FUCKING JESTER, THE MASK DOESN'T MEAN SHE ISN'T.
Guys what was the name of the illustrated fanfic where Dirk is a pooner and almost dies giving himself top surgery and has to call still-alcoholic Roxy for help? I remember it being posted here a few months ago but I didn't save the link
>>154037711Y12000?
>>154035759No Dave you are NOT allowed to fuck the only girl that understands you, because she's now your sister. You're such a DOOFUS for having this information be revealed to you, not Davesprite though Davesprite isn't such a doofus.
>>154033689Te falta esencia
>>154037897
>>154037897This Dave guy is so dumb. He's so stupid. You're gay now Dave you're gay now because of how stupid you are. Good job Dave.
fat terezi believers are so fucking stupid >"well shes fat because she like licks the walls and floors stuff and eats inedible stuff... and that would totally make her fat in real life and super malnourished and sickly."
>>154038213*and not
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