Liu Kang is AFRAID edition
She solos.
Post images that shivers down SuperKEK's spine
>You WILL play my wife's new game, yes?>You WILL watch the two hour unskipable sex scene between her and her BVLL, right?
Hopefully if I fight the same weak fraud 3 times in a row people won't realize I get RAPED and GAPED by Simon the Digger, Ghost Rider, Hulk, Saitama, and Popeye...
>>>154032721>Sonic RAPES AND GAPES LISTku confirmed SonicCHADS won
The more I am forced to read listtroon's increasingly more inane babble, the more I believe he is some sort of half jewish/half mexican mongrel. The jewish half explains his hyperneuroticism, slimy swindling nature, inexplicable contempt over virtues, degenerate fetishes, etc. And the latino half explains his profound mental retardation and entirely incoherent trains of logic
>>154032860Oh i fucking wonder who will win in the light spite episode.
Let's play a fun game we're we list characters who easily no-diff SuperKEK!I'll start with an easy oneSpawn!
>>154032860It will take place in the monthly schedule? I think its a waste of a slot if that is the case
>>154032860Light Humiliation Ritual (5 Episode Miniseries)
>>154032881I will be honest, i have not been in any of the last few threads at all.I am living rent free in your head
>>154032885KINGrio!
Explain how your hero counters this without cope, headcanon, or sounding mad.
>>154032904I think he’s talking about me, listtroon.
>>154032894>>154032860Just have light lose to Lelouch or have a fair fight with Walter.LUMBO is a meme character that gets hard countered in death note itself with the shinigami eyes and Light's resources.
>>154032916Shoot through the dark ones
>>154032916Negotiate, if not.Headshot.If you hit a baby, then feel an appropriate amount of guilt.
>>154032916Goku teleports in and knocks him out with a chop to the back of the head then takes the babies away before he falls.
>>154032921>well you see in a fight to the death, Light would simply get Shinigami Ey-Explain why Columbo doesn't just pull out his gun and shoot him if it's a Death Battle with both participants bloodlusted and ready to kill
To try and have SOME form of discussion, post your wanted never evers. An army battle set in Superjail would be peak, but too spicy for Death Battle. The series is too dimeless, too.
>>154032916Asura would punch this guy's head off and with superspeed he'd save every single baby before they hit the floor.
Light uses Misa to read Columbo's name and writes his name and wins.Boom. Done.
>>154032860I thought it was confirmed to be an audio episode, like a radio show.
>>154032924>SuperKEK hiding behind his masterGood pet. Know your place, pathetic fucking faggot. You'll never be the king of Death Battle.
>>154032860>I'll fucking suck your dick! Please! I'll do anything. You want me to eat shit? I'll eat your fucking shit on live TV
>>154032924Goku has both a .5 win and a .5 loss in death battle>>154032940If not in character then Light just orders Mikami, and Misa to write his name on the spot or uses the kira mob to beat Columbo to death.
Wait a mimute? Listroon wasn't the one making the AI slop images? Then who the fuck is this new Gokufag?
Light's Wincon: Ask Misa for Columbo's Name then write it down in his Death NoteColumbo's Wincon: Pull out his gun and shoot Light to death.Hmm, I wonder which one is faster.
>Light uses-BOOMHEADSHOT
>>154032946>outside helpLame, he didn't even do that to L
>>154032916MY HEROusing his INMEASURABLE speed strips him out of babies and then,using a fraction of nail, incapacites the goon for life (its not killing btw)
>>154032946Oh, are we still doing this thing where Light gets every single character that's ever helped him out while Columbo is all alone?
>>154032942I think Jetstream Sam vs Batman Beyond would be kino. Both humans punching upwards, one rejecting technological enhancements and the other embracing it.
>>154032965"Wow, could you imagine that. Somebody lying on the internet."
>>154032959>You'll never be the king of AIIIIEEEEEE
MISA!!I NEED YOU MISA!!GIVE ME COLUMBO'S NAME! AND USE YOUR BODY AS A MEATSHIELD TO BLOCK HIS GUN! AND CHANGE MY DIAPEY!
>>154032965Probably Vic's new boyfriend. Probably abusive
>>154032983Light uses them as tools. Might as well say Yugi doesn't get his cards.
>>154032833>>154032904surely she must have a good feat to make him afraid
>>154032946>B-But columbo has no name!Does not matter. Shinigami eyes tell you the name needed to write to kill the person.>>154032967Also just make the deal if he is going to be arrested and write the name on his hidden watch scrap while in prison.(Like he did in the L Change the World alternate timeline)
>>154032976He genuinely tried to get Misa to read L's name with the eyes thoughL just outsmarted Misa because Misa is a retard
>>154032983Are we going to have Ryuko fight naked because Senketsu is sentient?
Why do most people say Saitama wins this?
>>154033000Lots of villainous characters use other characters as "tools", so they should get them as aid in one-on-one Death Battles too?
>>154033006Post Liu destroying a timeline without the hourglass>>154033022Not what happened.
>>154032916KINGtos kills him and those babies with a single outerversal punch, for they Must Be Better Men.
>>154032998>implying listroon could actually get one
>>154032946>>154033013Why didn't he just do that to L then
>>154032916Mind control/soul manipulation.
Obviously DB isn't going to do this because it's gonna be an audio drama but it would be hilarious if they did a serious rundown for both Light and Columbo and then the fight is just 5 seconds in which Light and Columbo see each other, Light attempts to ask for Shinigami Eyes before he is cut halfway by Columbo shooting him in the head, and then the explanation is just "Oh yeah, Death Battle is about characters having their morals removed, being bloodlusted, and fighting to the death, and Columbo has a gun."
>>154032916You think that would stop him?
>Lightfags trying to act smug>Literally any dude with a gun can take him out in a second
Does calling in the police count as outside help
>>154033034but I'm the one asking for the feats, has she destroy a timeline?
>>154033024Saitama's Serious Punch Squared feat makes him solo most verses with inconsistent feats desu
I am seeing a lot of false people trying to impersonate meThis is the official character list, use it as a reference when claiming i said or not said something.
>>154033053>about characters having their morals removedExcept when convenient, of course.
>>154033042because L is his gay lover, you didnt knew?
>>154033042Because in the specific situation he was in did not allow for that?Why would a random detective that does not speak japanese get the autority to have Light trapped in a room with detectives that would try to shoot/arrest him if he shouted for someone to write down his name?Also he DID do this in L change the world.The only way Light would lose is if he literally wanted to lose and not ask for the eyes.
>>154033061Light controls the police in death note. He threatened the CIA director to leak the SPK HQ location to the kira mob.
>>154033105>Why would a random detective that does not speak japaneseYou don't know if he doesn't speak Japanese. He's fluent in Italian.
Why would a DB assume both combatants aren't in general physical proximity?
>>154033042He did do it thru Rem.Someone that should be as one of Light's assets in a death battle, by the way.>>154033129Everyone knows italian is the same as japanese and its 3000 kanji characters.
>>154032965DiaperJANNUGokubroBot posterOnline e-drama expertProbably ripped your IP and is looking at you right now while jacking off
>>154032833>supposed God has worse feats then Heihachi
GIVE ME COLUMBO 1000 KM AWAY UNBLOODLUSTED AND ALSO THE ENTIRE JAPANESE POLICE FORCE AND MISA AND REM AND...
>guy who lost with a magic untraceable book that lets him kill anyone>guy who arrests people with an IQ above 80yeah Light's fucked
>>154033165Post Heihachi being omnipresent and scaling to darkstalkers
>>154033152Don't make me come ova there and show ya how fuckin similar to the japanese we are
>>154033169Yeah. Those are his assets.Should Superman fight without sun? Should Iron man fight without his suits?
>>154033176how are any of those feats?
>can we see Ingrid doing something impressive>SHE HAS STATEMENTS AND CHAINSCALING TO CROSSOVERS YOU KNOW!
>>154033192dont dodge and post heihachi being omnipresent, tekkek
Also wouldn't Heihachi also get muh crossover scaling given Akuma is canon to Tekken?
>>154032833Spawn solos no diff.
>>154033191>the sun >iron mans suitThose arent seperate characters connected to the main one
>>154033077peak tastes ngl
>>154033209being omnipresent isn't a featnow post her best actual feats
Someone come help me wipe
AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE I THOUGH YOU WERE JUST A SHAPE!!!!!!!!!! I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE MULTIVERSAL PLEASE SPEAR ME PHRANQUE THE CUBE!!!!!!!
>>154033211You weren't supposed to mention that...
>>154033169If we're taking niggas away even though they're part of a toolset are we just going to have a bowser vs eggman rematch where it's 1 on 1
What was the sonic HBOC about diaper?
>>154033219Its their assets.>>154033211Ingrid is stronger than Akuma wihtin SF
>>154033191dudeSuperman can fight without sun, he needs it to charge and heal Iron Man, at least in his Superior version, has the suit integrated to his body
Light should only get Ryuk and the book. Columbo should only have his gun and his authority as a detective in the LAPD. End of story.
Ingrid vs YukariBattle of the statements.
I'm mr KINGtos
>>154033225stop dodging tekkek>>154033240without sun superman is muhammad ali levelin that case he would not have that either.
>>154033233Asura...
>>154033263thats a nacho
>arguing with listroonYou would be better off arguing with a ape.
>>154033259Then Light would just theaten the LAPD director and the CIA to deliver Columbo to him or leak his location to the kira mobHe did this in character and in canon to Near so...
>>154033260even as a statements only character, Ingrid would job to other statements only characters
>>154033264>without sun superman is muhammad ali levelI've never seen CASSIUS CLAY the FRAUD fight a pack of post apocalyptic mutant wolves and tame them (and yes superman DID do this without the sun in justice league)
>>154033282>hello Mr LAPD Chief I am going to kill you unless-*BANG*
>>154033278more like you are a biased mindbroken kek
>>154033282>Light would just do thing antithetical to the format of a Death Battle or use outside help
>>154033264not dodging, just pointing out being omnipresent isn't a featnow post her best feat
>>154033306>>154033299Yeah, it is what he does in character.He canonically and in character had the CIA threatened to have a kira mob attack the SPK HQ
>>154033309Go sit with the MKfrauds now.
>>154033264Superman was under the effect of a red sun, like kryptonite. Again, he uses the sun to heal and recharge. If you want to add other characters and organizations as assets of a character. Superman usually rolls with the JL , and BATGOS is there.Ironman has the Avengers or Illuminati in speed dial
>>154033338ironically Homelander has more feats then Ingrid
>>154033354I guess you didnt read the world forger thing either.dw, the point still stands.Everyone in death battle has assets that would be unfair to be put into an episode without.Another good example is Ash without pokemon and Ryuko without Senketsu
>>154033239Yes but calling misa isn't akin to iron man using his gear. Itd be more like if they allowed Batman to call in the Justice League in every matchup. If you want to argue Misa is more akin to the Minions/Mavericks/Bowser/Eggman's armies, then you'd have to allow outside help for Columbo too. Whats stopping hik from using the department to catch Light in a stingop and detaining Misa before she can see him for being a potential accomplice to murder?
>>154033211Isn't Tekkenverse Akuma just someone who always existed there, and is otherwise unrelated to Street Fighter verse?
>>154033370>>154033368
>>154032860>not making it a 2 vs 1 like the OG with Frank Drebin helping clolumbo
>>154033338AIIEEEEEEEE DON'T SOLO MY COSMOLOGY AGAIN. I'LL BE A HAPPY SUPERKEK FOR YOU
OZOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!ulusura...
>>154033370Why would Columbo have access to the L investigation to remotely think or know about anything about the death note or its rules/powers?
>>154032860Why even bother? they will never top thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL-ihLLz3R0
>>154033370>Yes but calling misa isn't akin to iron man using his gear.Okay if Light can't use Misa then Columbo can't use any of his LAPD resources or call for backup
>>154033396
>>154033418Light can literally just ask for the eyes at any point since in death battle, you are supposed to be bloodlusted/willing to kill at all costs.He also asks for the eyes in the live action drama series when in danger.
Is paranoia like drug addiction? What characters scale past it?
I can't stop gooning.
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Light pauses from shoving his tongue down Columbo’s wife's throatL: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Light-Sama?!”Columbo's wife stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a omnipresent featless woman is clearly beating Columbo to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesCW: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Columbo. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Light-Sama”From the bush:C: “LIGHT-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS FEATLESS CHINK IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”L: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Columbo's Wife. How old were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the american midget gets pummelled by featless fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from himC: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED LIGHT-SAMA MORE!”
>>154033046Actually he would use his chains to both choke him and then grab the babies at the same time
Powerscaling is so rampant these days on Twitter that even Centuria is being mentioned.
>unfunny listroon post
>Columbo keks ignore that the death note has infinite pages and light can lift it casuallyif the fight goes hand to hand, light will punch LUMBO's head off
>>154033368>by your same logic: Yuji should have fought together with Sukuna and Todo because Denji had Pochita>Bane should have received the help of Joker, Raz , Penguin, his own army and even Batman because Eddie had Venom
>>154033453lol
>VSBW wanked kratos even further>sees the explanation on why scandinavia is actually an universe>"umm achsually Greece and scandinavia are both different universe, kratos explain it">the video has kratos saying he could travel either by foot or sea"VSBW man...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY5x8gD5Bpg
>>154033482Eddie without venom, denji without pochita, bane without venom, etc. etc.Light uses his assets in canon to win against L.
>>154033260>muh higher dimensional jobber vs immortal BEAST with concept manip
>>154033496traveling between infinitely high separate cosmic dimensions by foot is something a GOD like Kratos would do
>>154033488It is NOT funny. It's a serious problem okay? Be better than this.
>>154033508post ingrid losing once at full power
What if we decided to not be niggers.
>the n-word
>>154033400Tee... does KINGtos solo fiction?
>>154033529I think it’s perhaps the easiest fix.I’m low on stimulation, I always need to slam something in.It can be listening to music, imaging crazy bullshit, or worst of all, drinking, nicotine, or worse, EATING.
RE to the MINDER that ryuk will just rape light as soon as he's boring to him lmaoall columbo has to do is keep light under house arrest for an indefinite amount of time (easy with probable cause)
>>154033588Then he takes out the scrap from his watch and kills columbo with it.Like he did in L change the world
>>154033612>Then he takes out the-*BANG*
>>154033630why would columbo shoot light in custody
Post Light being able to react and dodge bullets.
>>154033612do you think columbo is so green that he would even make light perceive him as a threathe would act retarded, never let him know what he's doing, and light would never even think to kill him
>>154033643because he attempted to stab him with a shiv?because he's bloodlusted
>>154033643Resisting arrest?
>Doom, Magneto, Green Goblin, and Carnage in Marvel TokonSweet, we can use those models for Death Battles once the PC version comes out.
>>154033644Light can fight bobobo, arale, kenshiro, goku, etc.>>154033663How would pulling something from his watch be considered resisting arrest>>154033659no he didnt>>154033652Why would columbo consider him writting his name in a piece of paper an attack?Becuase he does not have any knowledge on the death note.
>>154033673>Why would columbo consider him writting his name in a piece of paper an attack?who said anything about that? if columbo was even brought onto the case it would be for the same reasons as L so naturally he would be briefed with the same information and come to the same conclusionsunless your setup for the battle is that he happened to take a vacation to japan and he's essentially stuck in bumfuck nowhere as a nobody with no legal jurisdiction
>>154033673>how would making sudden movements and potentially pulling out a hidden weapon in front of a police officer be considered cause for deadly force
>>154033686Why do you assume Columbo would have the L investigation info? Now that is outside help.>>154033705Why would Columbo be allowed to stay in the prison with Light 24/7 with a gun?
>>154033453to what
Ilsa Zane would beat Samus Aran for sure.
>>154033721When were we talking about prison? You just said custody, which I assumed meant during Light's immediate arrest.
>>154033742hello
>>154033746yeah, light does not do the watch thing when first captured, he does that in prison in character. (L change the world)
So according to Lightfags, if a character views any separate character as a tool or asset, they get to join in what would normally be a one-on-one fight.
>Just one more thing, who's that ghoulish fella behind ya?
>>154033767so no senketsu for ryuko?
Can actually define what "outside help" is? Because nobody brought this up when Snake was getting all the help he needed from Otacon or Bowser and Eggman throwing their entire armies at each other
>>154033767No venom for eddie... guess batman beyond vs spiderman 2099 are invalid too...
>>154033799Does Light wear Misa like a set of clothing and have his entire power system revolve around her?
>>154033767Is Ryuko supposed to fight naked without Senketsu?
>>154033834>Bowser and Eggman throwing their entire armies at each otherBowser/Eggman was an explicit army fight. It was literally built around the idea of them and all their forces facing each other.
>>154033742ZAMN!
>>154033845>Does Light wear Misa like a set of clothingFUCK, I wish Misa would wear ME like a set of clothing...
>"Heh. Columbo? Too easy, Light can take him easily. Well, as long as he has literally every person in all of Death Note that's ever helped him, including every police officer in Japan."Are Lightfags just Pokefags in disguise? This seems an awful lot like Giovanni talk.
>>154033865Okay but you still have to explain Snake and Sam Fisher.
>>154033845I mean, misa does pledge herself to his command and wishes to be useful to him.So does Mikami.Rem was used to kill L.its like saying that Jigsaw should not even get a team with him when fighting Hannibal Lecter and should just be a sick old man fist fighting.
>>154033879Light has in character used and manipulated these people and has command over the police as L until Near shows up.
>>154033888yeahI wanna see an old guy fist fight
The dbd scaling buffs Jason?
>>154033888Okay, so Columbo gets the entire Los Angeles police force on his side. I'm sure they'll just stand around and do nothing when Light scribbles in a notebook and Columbo drops dead.
>>154033845ash is literally nothing without his mons
>>154033910>the entire Los Angeles police force on his side. I'm sure they'll just stand around and do nothingKek, accurate to real life at least.
>>154033914ash is nothing WITH his mons
>>154033899Eggman has used and manipulated Shadow and Knuckles on several occasions, so they can be in all his Death Battles, right?
>>154033910L commands the LAPD so Light orders them to apprehend Columbo.or threatens the CIA to leak his location so the kira mob drags him out or beats him to death.Why would columbo fear being written in a notebook?>>154033926Metal Sonic and Sage in particular are sapient independant beings.
So we can all agree, Ultraman IS bigger than Goku, yes?
>>154033935>Why would columbo fear being written in a notebook?Considering they're looking for a supernatural killer, seeing Light write down something and then Columbo dropping dead a minute later will probably raise suspicions to anyone with two braincells.
>>154033496So true>>154033514Kill yourself faggot
>>154033943in what way
>>154033943Physically?
>>154033888>Goku needed Krilin, Gohan and Yajirobe to survive Vegeta>Goku needed Gohan to give up agaisnt Cell>Goku needed Vegeta to fusion and fight Super Buu>Goku needed Vegeta to fusion and fight shin shenron>Goku needed Vegeta to fusion and fight Black >Goku needed Freezer to fight agaisnt Jiren>Goku needed Vegeta to resist agaisnt Moro>Goku needed Vegeta to fight Granola and survive Freezer
>>154033914Nigga, Ash solos whatever shitter fodder humans your verse has. Don't make me post the jumping feat gif too.
I think we need a term for people that smugly declare that one character totally stomps another...but only if he gets every single asset given to him possible (whether it makes sense or not) while his opponent gets literally nothing.
>>154033953Why would columbo know that kira is not god and just a "supernatural" killer that kills with a notebook?Why would anyone else be in the room with them to see Columbo drop dead?
>>154033888Jigsaw singlehandedly speedblitzes and kidnaps fit grown men so yeah he's got that shit in the bag
>>154033971This guy gets it.
>>154033979Ash is weaker without his mons yes or no>>154033989jigsaw needs his apprentices to do shit for him, such as take photos and kidnap people.
>>154033910>THE ENTIRE LOS ANGELES POLICE FORCE!!! I'M SCREWED
Just in case someone says Light writes someone's name down to shoot Columbo, that won't work. One of the rules of the Death Note is that you can only kill people who's names are written in the note. The Death Note is pretty autistic with its rules, like one rule is if you intentionally misspell someone's name four times, you, the writer, die. If it was accidental, then the person who's name was written wrong is immune by being killed by that specific Death Note.
MISA! TELL ME COLUMBO'S NAME RIGHT NOW!>It's-*BANG*FUCK! MIKAMI! DO-*BANG*GAH! REM-*BANG*...U-UH...
>>154033985isn't that literally what HBOC means (at least in Light's specific case)
>>154034002>moves from "nothing" to "weaker"No further discussion needed, I accept your concession.
>Light is a HBOC faggotEveryone was happy letting it just be Light and Columbo alone, but apparently Light needs a personal army to handle one bumbling detective, what a loser!
This has to be top 5 most poorly scaled DBs of all time. This is worse than Toph vs Gaara
>>154034007Was it not stated that L is intellectually comparable to 3 branches of the fbi stacked together.
>>154034017why would columbo shoot two randoms that have their own notebooks or pages to write onwould columbo be able to kill takada all the way to her office when mikami sends her columbo's picture?
>>154034029yeah but is he physically superior to stop them from storming his house
>>154034027It's the worst one lmaoPost any single Nu-God of War gif and any single Asura's Wrath gif to see why
>>154034041Why would Light kill someone he doesn't view as a threat
If you really want to cheat, you could have Light uses his influence as Kira to get some guys with guns to shoot Columbo like what happened when Kiyomi got kidnapped by Mello, and Matt got shot dead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWHbWJSLZ2sBut let's be real, that's not gonna happen. This fight exists so Light can go through a humilation ritual.
>>154034043are we scaling the LAPD being stronger than the FBI? Because Light can threaten the CIA director to have them investigate and leak the SPK to the kira mob.>>154034054Cops are a general threat to him.He was going to kill Masuda and the others alongside Near.
>>154034041because it's a Death Battle and he has a gun and they don't and they're all within 15 feet of each otherColumbo is a damaged, damaged man...
my heroes are powerfulone HBOCthe other is nothing without statements
This is just Omnilander 2 but a mental stomp instead of a physical one.
How the fuck does a motherfucker who can kill anyone through a name and precisely control the cause and time of deaths (withing reason) manage to make enough blunders to narrow the scope of the investigation from the whole world to a single household in span of like a single week
>>154034066The fight is indeed just a meme to clown on light.but in an actual encounter? Light just stomps.>>154034076Then why would Columbo know how to enter the L HQ Light leads over once L is dead? or well, locate Light at all.
>>154034071Okay but if Columbo isn't already investigating him he wouldn't have a reason to kill him is what I'm sayingLikeWe're at an eternal stalemate of "well they're just fuckin random people who don't know each other" like how is the battle even initiated
>>154034027>>1540340491. Asura vs Kratos2. Kakashi vs Kenobi3. Gaara vs Toph4. Alucard vs DIO5. Dante vs Clive
>>154034099Because Light isn't nearly as smart as his fans pretend he is.
>>154034099Because he wanted to kill L, not just hide in his room and kill criminals without challenge.>>154034112Why would Columbo investigate Kira when that is a firing-worthy offense in the death note world? The US officially surrendered to Kira in the Near "saga"
>>154034103Columbo infiltrates like Agent 47 and kills every person there singlehandedly
>>154034099He got baited immediately and fucked himself, and for the rest of the manga he has to continuously jump through hoops, damning him further because he won't just take the eye deal.
>Lightfags getting this pressed over some meme MU in a fanfiction series
>>154034099He is an arrogant retard
>>154034117>>154034049No the worse one by far is Hal vs Ben 10
>>154034130>>154034099>>154034132>>154034156Because Light wanted to kill L.This is stated in the series.
>>154034156But remember, this doesn't help Columbo at all, despite his entire show being centered around catching arrogant retards. Just like a ratcatcher would have no advantage catching a rat.
>>154033564Ulu
>>154034099First L noticed the Deaths were in the Kanto region of Japan. Then L investigated the police because Light was using his Dad's computer to get information about criminals, so L realized Kira must have access to information that only the Japanese Police would know. When those detectives were sent after people, and Light ended up killing Raye Penber, his fiance, Naomi Misora tried to investigate and got written to commit suicide. Light knew Naomi from a case, so he decided to investigate which people Raye Penber was tailing, one of which is the Yagami family, which leads to L putting cameras in Light's house, and the rest is history.
What's the matta light? scared of a bumbling italian man with a glass eye?
>>154034183Not if the arrogant rat has a insta win button he can do at any point in the shinigami eyes + killing with the scrap in the watch while in prison alongside Misa/Mikami/Takada and Rem.
How bad is this season that we're talking about the BONUS episode ahead of the current MU?
>>154034173and he is a retard for deciding to do that in the most unsubtle way possible and then progressively digging himself into an even deeper hole over time
>>154034190Light only started doing that to get close to L.>>154034173again, pretend to have watched the series.
>>154034195>shinigami eyesShow Light using these at any point in the manga.
Death Note is lucky the premise takes place in the early to mid 2000s in the manga. Had Death Note had taken place in the 2020s, and Light was still trying to make the world notice him, he'd be tracked down WAY more quickly. on the internet
>>154034131>Why would Columbo investigate Kira when that is a firing-worthy offense in the death note world? The US officially surrendered to Kira in the Near "saga"and that's fucking BORING nigga! might as well get homeless simon the digger vs old snake long after either are capable of actually fighting
>>154034167It can be second best sure but it's not unreasonable if you actually watch their source materialboth Ben and Hal are pretty weak
>>154034237Damn, wrong reply. >>154034201
>>154032860I like the Lelouch idea better, the similarities are actually there and their anime’s did get compared back then, doing this is like doing BakuReze just because of the twitter memes except you waited years instead of months
>being omnipresent isnt a feat Its an ability. Abilities are feats.
>>154034221He intentionally wanted to get closer to L to kill him.L knowing Light is kira is useless unless he has proof on him.>>154034237>>154034237He CAN ask for them at any point and has asked for them in the live action drama.>>154034239well yeah, you just want columbo to win when he has no accesss to the L investigation.
>>154034239Homeless Simon actually has more Spiral power than his 21 year old self. One of his eyes is spiral shaped like Lordgenome.
>>154034255>in the live action drama.So a completely non-canon adaption that the original mangaka didn't write for?
>>154034253Light vs Lelouch is a legit Light loss and unlike Columbo vs Light its actually thematic and not a spite match.Light vs Walter White is also a better fight.
>man this dumb detective wants to kill me? lol loser good luck finding an untracable killer hahaha
>>154034238Literally all it'd take is for HP or whoever made his computer to share his IP with Interpol the second he became a suspect and Light still being an arrogant retard that doesn't use a VPN or regularly flush his IP.
>>154034277Yeah, its official.Are we not going to consider it for the analysis?Regardless, the only reason Light would not take the eyes is if he actively CHOSE to lose.
>This bumbling idiot is no threat to me, I'll give up half my lifespan just to kill him off!
>b-but Light can get Shinigami eyes at any point!yeah let's just ignore that he rejected the idea of taking the deal for the entirety of the story, even before he knew Misa existed, even though it was have given him an instant win button against L at any point
How vecna ended up serving the dbd entity? I thought he was suggversal
>>154034255>well yeah, you just want columbo to win when he has no accesss to the L investigationif eggman can set up a fake fucking wedding for bowser or frieza can invade cybertron for some fucking reason, it's not crazy for a detective to be presented with a case
>>154034279>not a spite matchLelouch shoots Light with a fucking gun. Lelouch kills Light with a Knightmare Frame. Lelouch Geasses Light to die, become his slave, orders someone else to kill Light, ect...It is absolutely a spite match.
>>154034312DBD Entity is stronger than Outerversaltrap
>>154034302>Regardless, the only reason Light would not take the eyes is if he actively CHOSE to lose.Or because he's a prideful retard, which is exactly why he ends up dead in his own series.
>>154034289>just one more thing….
>>154034297>Light can hack computers but would be beyond knowing what a VPN is >>154034306In the warehouse, he knew the names of everyone in the room, the eyes would have been entirely useless.In this scenario, where knowing Columbo's name is essential, he can just take the deal and kill him with the scrap on his watch later.>>154034324Lelouch is actually supernaturally smart with Light to actually track him down without needing the plot to give him access to the L investigation like Columbo is in this thread.>>154034333Yeah he would just chose to lose to Columbo instead of taking him down with him like he did against near.Sure.
Honestly, Light vs Columbo should just end with Ryuk killing Light like in canon. He'd get bored of Light being jail.
>>154034353Ryuk does not kill him in L change the world. Light uses the scrap on his watch to kill himself.Or in this case, Columbo then maybe himself.
>>154034348>Yeah he would just chose to lose to Columbo instead of taking him down with him like he did against near.Or he loses before he can ask for them. And I'm sure Columbo won't react at all to this guy turning over his shoulder to talk to empty air before frantically writing in a creepy notebook.
>>154034343I was actually talking about what Light should have done in his own series about L funnily enough but I can see how that can be interpreted to be about Light vs Columbo lmao
Why would Light even consider Columbo a threat worthy of getting killed when the latter's MO is pretending to be a dumbass in the eyes of various arrogant fucks in order to get them to screw themselves over
>>154034254>fight omnipresent being>ask him if he could create a boulder so big that he cant lift it>watch him implodeYou only need to be ant level to win this match.
Remember when Megamind lost because the main argument was him being a fucking retard? I wonder what the argument for Light losing would be....
>the same people that didn't buy into Megamind's death ray having the full power of the sun also said that Yoru's swords had the mass of literal statesWhy can't these retards ever be consistent? They should rebrand to LARP Battle.
>>154034368How can he lose before asking for them? Columbo shooting him randomly in the head against a handcuffed suspect?Why would Columbo even know that him speaking in the air to himself means anything?
Reminder that as Zero, Lelouch wears a mask, so even if Misa or Mikami were around, they wouldn't be able to see his face for the Death Note. Also, what the fuck are they going to do against Lelouch when he has Gawain or Shinkiro?
>>154034391>>154034409Yeah, columbo does not have a mask.Lelouch vs Light are equally as supernaturally genius in their settings and a legacy fight too.
>>154034370thiscolumbo's entire thing is pretending to be retarded
>>154034409Blackmail the military into attacking the knightmare frame
>>154034390Excuse me sir, there must be some feat you confused me for...
>>154034348>In the warehouse, he knew the names of everyone in the room, the eyes would have been entirely useless.I am fairly sure he did not know Near's name and needed the other dude with Shinigami eyes to peek from outside to write all of their names right here and then. If he had Shingami eyes, he would not have gotten outplayed in that exact sequence. If he had Shingami eyes way before that, he could have gotten rid of L way before that as well.
>>154034423Yeah but how long can that last for Light
>>154034423>>154034370And why would Light even have a retard in the task force or in the same room as him again>>154034431He can indeed do that and its more interesting to see than columbo being spoonfed L info to be able to remotely know what is going on.
>>154032916Come from above, grab his neck with rope and pull.
>>154034391>How can he lose before asking for them? Columbo shooting him randomly in the head against a handcuffed suspect?Arresting him. Good luck writing in your book with handcuffs.
>>154034431Oh, Light gets allies eh? Okay, Lelouch gets immortal C.C, Kallen in Guren, fucking Suzaku in Lancelot (they became friends again), all the other Black Knights, ect...
>Light using his entire kit just to take out an American investigator he perceives as bumbling and a non-threat
>>154034370This is literally shit Columbo deals with crooks every fucking week. He pretends to be a dumbass to fuck with people.
>>154034437He did. Its on the notebook Mikami wrote in.How the fuck else could he attempt to write Nate River in the fucking scrap of paper, you moron?>>154034448Why would he write on the note and not on the scrap of paper he has on the watch?And AGAIN, he does this in L change the world in character.
Columbo would just bait Light into writing a fake name, pretend to have a heart attack, Light in all his dumbassery laughs and gloats about how he's smarter or some shit then Columbo says "just one more thing" and arrests him after recording his confession
>>154034443How long did Matsuda survive being in Light's direct vicinity once again?
>>154034476Why would Light lose by getting arrested again?Besides, this happened with Naomi and he waited till she died to see if he had won.
>>154034446>And why would Light even have a retard in the task force or in the same room as him againBut enough about Matsuda and Misa
>>154034483You know that's a good point
>>154034493Because Columbo takes the book and pockets it.
>>154034472>Why would he write on the note and not on the scrap of paper he has on the watch?If Columbo is arresting him, he'd know about the Death Note. You think he wouldn't take any items off of Light's person? Especially something he could write with?
>>154034483>>154034443Light was planning to kill Matsuda too, you know.>>154034498Misa used her shinigami eyes to know Light was kira.Does Columbo have the eyes?Matsuda was already in the force.
>>154034493>Why would Light lose by getting arrested again?Why did he run like a little bitch when he got caught then die to Ryuk?>and he waited till she died to see if he had wonNaomi is retarded and Columbo would know how to actually make it look convincing
>>154034508And why would that matter if Light has the scrap on his watch?>>154034511Why would the notebook state it can kill with a scrap of paper if Near asks this to Ryuk directly in the finale?Also, in the death note prison or holding cell, Light does not have his watch removed.He also has a needle wihtin the watch itself too alongside just bitting his finger off and write with his blood.
>>154032956They probably realized it was a stupid idea (which it is after all the time they've spent teasing this fucking episode)
>>154034513>Light was planning to kill Matsuda too, you knowLiterally only in the endgame of the story after the entirety of the force has already been highly suspicious of him due to Near shenanigans. For the majority of the story he did not percieve Matsuda as any kind of threat whatsoever.
>A magic notebook, eh? Truly, that won't hold up in a court of law.*Columbo puts a bullet in Light's head*>Yes, he attempted to stab me with the pen! We'll investigate ourselves and find nothing wrong.
>>154034535Because he was bleeding to death and had lost the scrap on his watch?Naomi giving him a fake name did not get him to parade that he was kira until he saw that Naomi did not die from that.So its out of character to Light to bloat against some nobody he has no relation to, unlike Near.
Psycho Light vs Psycho ColumboNo outside help. LAPD are on vacation and Ryuk is taking a nap and Misa and L got distracted grocery shopping.who wins
>>154034537>Also, in the death note prison or holding cell, Light does not have his watch removed.He also doesn't go up against Columbo, so what's your point? It's almost like this isn't canon Death Note. Columbo is smart, if he's arresting Light it's because he knows he has some magic way to kill people, so letting him have any possessions at all is a retard move.
>>154034537Columbo would take his watch.
>>154034553Yeah, because Matsuda just stood behind and did jack shit. Are we going to have Columbo just sit around and be useless for 6 years in a death battle?>>154034569Indeed, so Columbo is not given any info L got.Deal?>>154034576Why would he take his watch.
>>154034537>Light does not have his watch removed.And Goku and Superman don't exist in the same universe. What a retarded form of logic.
>>154034556Again, Naomi's retarded and you're acting like she's the only person Light has killed for some reason, like he's never actively gloated to someone who was dying in front of him and that isn't a recurring thing he does
>>154034581Because he arrested him for a magic notebook so he'd strip him naked to ensure he didn't have anything else
>>154034588Indeed, so why would Columbo start with information not from his universe?>>154034590Naomi in universe is FBI top tier level. She is as smart as Columbo is in this scenario since neither would know what a death note even is.
>>154034581>Indeed, so Columbo is not given any info L got.Sure. He doesn't need it.
Please god let this MU happen after SentryPrime PLEASE I WANT TO EXPERIENCE FULL ON LIGHT PANIC MODE WAITING PERIOD
With Naomi, both the writer and author admit they made Naomi too smart, so they had to intentional dumb her down just so Light vs L could happen.
>>154034597did not know columbo was so gay.Post him undressing a suspect on TV.>>154034601He does to know a scrap of paper can kill people to undress Light looking for it.
>>154034581>Are we going to have Columbo just sit around and be useless for 6 years in a death battle?No, but Columbo WILL pretend to be a dumbass even when he is doing an investigation. The only people Light killed that were not criminals were the ones he percieved as threats to him.
>>154034598>Naomi in universe is FBI top tier level.And Homelander in-universe is the strongest supe. Columbo is on another fucking level entirely if you compare them side to side
I don't get why Lightfags are so desperate to save face from this blatant meme match. Light goes out crying and begging like a little bitch in his own manga. Nothing that happens in this Death Battle could be more humiliating than what's already canon.
I was like 15 when I learned Naomi was an Asian name and man that made a lot of sense
How does someone with a magic notebook that kills people even get caught? Just don't tell anyone about it and you're uncatchable.
>>154034613Regardless if this is in the presence of Light's dad or the special taskforce, they would not let some random foreigner undress Light and take him to jail himself.>>154034621>>154034173
>>154034617We literally just had a CSM match bro
As someone who's been arrested before, I can tell you right now Columbo would have Light searched eyes to ass and take off the buttons on his shirt if it meant he could potentially kill himself or someone else with it. No fucking way he lets him keep a watch.
I can't make heads or tails of the set-up. Light is alowed to have his end of the serious knowledge, assets and influence, but at the same time Columbo isn't even aware of Death Note's existence?
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>154034644This. In prison they make you bend your butthole over and cough just to make sure you didn't stuff drugs in there. They are VERY fucking thorough.
>>154034621L is a cocky retarded high schooler
>>154034615He is the strongest supe in the boys. Even if nerfed, Homelander needed to be 3v1d in the show>>154034648Why would Columbo be given shit from another universe?Its like making a Superman matchup when the other guy knows that he is weak to kriptonite and his secret identity.
>>154034651Archie, IDW, or game?
>>154034668>Why would Columbo be given shit from another universe?So why would Light be given influence over the LAPD of the another universe
>>154034648yes and he STILL loses because he's Light
>>154034659>>154034644Why would the task force allow columbo to undress light and make him cough whle shoving his asshole?
>>154032875KKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc!
>>154034670definitely not IDW
>>154034661L is 25 years old. Light starts out as a high schooler.
>>154034668My point is Homelander is the strongest in his universe but that doesn't really mean anything if his verse is a fodder verse.In the same respect Naomi is the highest tier FBI agent but the FBI in that world is hilariously incompetent. Columbo operates on a higher level, hell some of the side characters are more intelligent than Naomi. In a matter of actual FBI intelligence, even the real FBI is smarter than Naomi. "Top tier FBI in her verse" doesn't mean shit.
>>154034682He does not need it. Light just calls the CIA director and threatens him as Kira to have the SPK location leaked to the kira mob.And this would work since for Columbo to seek out light, Kira must exist as a public figure the cops are trying to pin down.
>>154034621>How does someone with a magic notebook that kills people even get caught?timezones, bruva. someone will start NOTICING sooner or
>>154034648Because Lightfags are petty and are really assblasted about this MU for whatever reason. Light gets every advantage possible but Columbo can't even know he's looking for a magic serial killer.
What if we had true verse equalization and every verse was the same strength and characters were as strong as they are in accordance with their own verseSo Yujiro is stronger than Goku for instance
>>154034706>Light just calls the CIA director and threatens him as Kira to have the SPK location leaked to the kira mob.Why would Kira go out of his way to do that to Columbo if he doesn't even know he exists much less views him as a threat
>>154034705Yeah, and both Light and L are stated to be comparable to entire branches of the FBI and easily Acing top tier university exams.Columbo is the one that needs out of universe info to remotely start to suspect a magic god notebook even exist.
>>154034686Columbo would obviously order someone else to do it as someone with authority over the investigation.
>>154034706>He does not need it. Light just calls the CIA director and threatens him as Kira to have the SPK location leaked to the kira mob.He does not have influence over CIA director of the other universe either, or the mob of people from other universe. Or does Columbo now suddenly have always existed in Death Note universe the whole time for the sake of this argument, but conveniently isn't aware of anyhing about the Kira case at all?
>>15403330041% is your final trick lol
I actually understand WHY Lightfans hate this matchup. From conception, it was a Light humiliation ritual. Columbo will win because he's the designated winner. It's the entire point of the matchup.
At this point let's just have Light force the Japanese police to shoot Columbo in the face before they even talk.
>>154034724>Columbo is the one that needs out of universe info to remotely start to suspect a magic god notebook even exist.First tell me how the battle starts because this obviously isn't just going to be a normal fistfight between two niggasI'm not saying he starts off knowing about the Death Note I'm saying he can very easily connect the dots if he's allowed to do detective work as a detective
>>154034723Why would Columbo seek out Light in the first place? He is a japanese young adult and he is a LA police officer.>>154034733and why would there be anyone else but the two of them in the room?>>154034744He has, tho. Kira must exist in the death battle for columbo to seek light out in the first place.
>>154034720That wouldnt work because Goku is still Earth's strongest
>>154034724Light needs out of universe info to even know Columbo exists either, and influence over branches of law enforcement from another universe to plausibly press him like he did Near
>>154034723>>154034757>Why would Kira go out of his way to do that to Columbo if he doesn't even know he exists much less views him as a threat>Why would Columbo seek out Light in the first place? He is a japanese young adult and he is a LA police officer.OKAY THEN HOW ARE THEY FUCKING FIGHTING THENWHAT'S PROVOKING A DEATH BATTLE IF THESE NIGGAS DONT KNOW EACH OTHER
>"Oh, and one more thing Mr. Yagami, who's gangly fellow right next to you?"
>>154034751Yeah, but like...it's fucking Light. We're not talking some super popular legacy character. Light is already a petty little egotistical bitch in his own series and basically ties his own noose and has a severely humiliating end. Nothing that happens in this Death Battle can make him look worse than his own manga already did unless Columbo pissed on his corpse or something.
>>154034757>Why would a police detective be sent to investigate a potential suspectI can't tell if you're pretending to be retarded right now.
>>154034751indeed, it is a meme for columbo to be able to beat light.He needs L investigation info, being already in the same room as him, having other officers around to stop Light from trying to just kill him on the spot, etc.>>154034756For Columbo to even start to seek Light out, Kira must exist as a criminal.And if Kira exists, then Light can threaten anyone he wants to kill them to do as he wants them do.Like he does in character an canon.>>154034770Why would Light need info to know someone that would approach him exists?>>154034772Indeed. Columbo has no way to know Light even exists to seek him out as a Kira suspect.
>>154034772Columbo's Japanese penpal invites him to Japan to help with a mysterious spree of inexplicable deaths
>>154034785>And if Kira exists, then Light can threaten anyone he wants to kill them to do as he wants them do.Columbo wouldn't show up in any records, there's nothing for them to give even if they're being threatened
>>154034779He intentionally started to close the distance between him and L because he wanted to kill him.Stop ignoring this.>>154034173>>154034789Are we fanfictioning Columbo having a taskforce penpal now?
>I HATE WEAKLIINGS! POW POW
>>154034779Yeah I know, it's like Homelander fans saying he should beat Omniman after getting a glimpse of the futureOnly difference is people like Light lol
>>154034670All of them.
>>154034798The cia would be investigating Columbo anyways and any cop would call their director if they see him to have his location leaked and the kira mob gets him.This already happened in CANON and in CHARACTER against Near.
>>154034757>He has, tho. Kira must exist in the death battle for columbo to seek light out in the first place.Which would mean he would know at least the info about the supernatural murders that the public knows at best, and at worst, depending on the timeline of when he is dropped into the story, would also be aware of the death note - because by the end of the series Americans WERE aware of the Death Note's existence
>>154034648I imagine the match up will have these rules>Both get the tools/help they'd usually have at the ready. >If they got help from someone in an episode under weird circumstances or using help would be out of character they don't get itI don't know what the set up will be it could go a few ways>Columbo is sent in instead of L at the beginning of the story>Columbo is sent in post L dying >Light goes to LA for whatever reason and helps LAPD for a bit because he's bored
Imagine if Liam got autistic over Light vs White instead. We'd actually have an interesting debate right now instead of walking in circles over how the fight even fucking begins.
>>154034809why doesn't Columbo just shoot the mob?
>>154034810Why would Columbo have any info on Kira that the public does not have again? And this "end of series" shit is false. That is from after Light was already fucking dead.
>>154034173Why?
>>154034820Indeed. Light would then be the one seeking Walter out as a cop.And then we would have a discussion since we do know how both approach and avoid people that suspect them of being heisenberg/Kira.>>154034823Beause its a hundred to one.>>154034834because he challenged him on live tv?
>>154034820>ha ha now time to write your name on my no-
>Did everything right>Didn't even kill anyone>Shinigami King has a temper tantrum and forces Ryuk to kill himThe truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
>>154034799>He intentionally started to close the distance between him and L because he wanted to kill him.Because he's a stupid egotistical bitch. If he had just let it go and was smarter about his Kira business, he could've lived.
>>154034815Why would Columbo even know Kira is in the kanto region of japan is L does not exist in this timeline?
>>154034825because Light did not instantly get a cult following that allowed him to just point the mob at Near's location or had USA law enforcement surrender to him right after Light died
>>154034772Lightfags can't respond to this.They will INSIST that Light already knows Columbo for some reason but also that Columbo isn't even investigating Light but is still a target for some reason.
>>154034849Yeah, if L does not challenge him on TV, then Light just writes in his room.Glad we could agree.>>154034856Yeah, that is exactly what he did.He threatened the CIA director to reveal the location of the SPK HQ alongside most of their team's names.This is CANON and in CHARACTER.
So...if Columbo doesn't know ANYTHING about Kira...how the hell does this Death Battle happen? Why would he be talking to Light at all?
>>154034854It's been a minute since I've watched Death Note but isn't L hired to investigate Kira?
>>154034866>>154034772Indeed. Columbo on his own has no way to track down Light.Glad we could agree.The fact that Columbo has no way to find Light at all is an L.>>154034874Indeed.
>>154034871>He threatened the CIA directorThe CIA and FBI are different jurisdictions retard, they wouldn't have access to that and Columbo has no records that would even be in the FBI's databse
>>154034841>because he challenged him on live tv?So? L still had no way of knowing who Light is. There was no logical reason to do this outside of Light being a cocky retard, which will probably get him killed against Columbo.
>>154034882L took the case on himself, but the interpol asks him for their help lil bit later.In a timeline where L is not a thing, Columbo has no way to know Kira is even real or in the kanto region of japan.>>154034896Regardless, it is what happened in CANON and is something Light does in CHARACTER. If Light gets remotely threatened by Columbo (which he would as to the rules of death battle), he just calls the CIA director as Kira and has the entire CIA investigate Columbo and his location leaked for the kira mob to hunt down.
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>>154034885Holy mindbroken, you can't even say why Light would be hunting down someone that isn't even investigating him.>Glad we could agreeYou already said that, LightPARROT >>154034871
>>154034885So you're so utterly terrified of Columbo that he's not allowed to even know Kira exists?
>>154034871which happenned at the end tail of the story, you disingenious bitch, not right after Light died as you claimed.And I like how you're still pretending that he will go to these lengths to get rid of Columbo while at the same time insisting that Columbo has no clue who Light is and is not aware of anything about the case beyond what public knows. Pick your fucking lane already.
>>154034905Yeah, but Light then chose to take on the challenge of killing the big detective.If Columbo is in a world without L, he has no way to know Kira is real nor that he is in japan.>>154034920>>154034921Why would Light hunt down Columbo if we are not giving him any info on columbo?Funny you want to give Columbo info but not Light.
>>154034914>he just calls the CIA director as Kira and has the entire CIA investigate ColumboThey don't have access to FBI records and if he threatens the FBI they have no records to give
>>154034923No, the only ones that know the notebook exists are the spk and the task force.The world does not know about the notebook until after light is dead in the auction.>>154034939The CIA director is fully able to investigate a random LAPD officer Kira told em to investigate at the expense of his life.
>>154034936>Funny you want to give Columbo info but not Light.Columbo isn't the one broadcasting threats on national television, dipshit.Columbo knowing about Kira but Light not knowing about Columbo makes sense.You're a retarded faggot.
>>154032860Wasted potential. This matchup would've been better.
>>154034953Columbo having info on Light but Light having no info on Columbo is fair, apparently.
>>154034936>Funny you want to give Columbo info but not Light.Columbo being given a case file makes sense. Light magically knowing Columbo is investigating him before they speak to each other makes no sense.
>>154034709>Because Lightfags are petty and are really assblasted about this MU for whatever reasonIt's literally just listtroon coping and trying to bullshit a way for Light to win when we don't even know the specifics of the fight beyond them being in the same room from the start.
>>154034953what are you talking about? he has done that 69 times
>>154034949>The CIA director is fully able to investigate a random LAPD officer Kira told em to investigate at the expense of his life.That nigga's DYING bro don't know what to tell you, there's literally nothing the CIA director can access from the FBI unless he has 1337 hacking skills and even if he did he's not finding shit because they don't have any records to begin withYou're cracking the world's most vault safe only to find emptiness and cobwebs
>>154034969But Light also gets all his "tools and assets" does he not? Surely a flimsy little case file is an even trade.
>>154034938Lmao preach
>>154034981The CIA can investigate whoever the fuck they want. Do you think no one within the CIA can hack a cop pc?>>154034971Case file from who? The LAPD that has no clue on anything since L does not exist in this timeline?Before L the interpol thought that Kira was not even real.>>154034983Why would a case file even exist with L info?L does not exist in the death battle timeline.
Next he's going to say that Columbo is just magically dropped in the middle of Japan in the middle of his daily activities and then gets deported because he has no visa or some bullshit
>>154035002>Do you think no one within the CIA can hack a cop pc?Again you're finding emptiness and cobwebs, illiterate niggerThey shredded every document on earth relating to Columbo
>>154035002>L does not exist in the death battle timeline.Says who?
>>154035015I mean... why would he even know to go to japan without L?
There was an anon that said they'd really have to explain Denji vs Yuji thoroughly otherwise people would get mad and wow he was right
>>154035018Then its L AND Columbo vs Light.>>154035016Why would the FBI and CIA collaborate and save Columbo over their own lives?The CIA director obeyed when Kira threatened him. you got proof that the LAPD would risk their chief over columbo?
>>154034918the real thing would be every government on Earth would rather raze the country the Death Note was found insimply too big of a threat to be used and would ruin politics forever
>>154035023L's conclusions about niggas dying en masse primarily in Japan and at JST compatible time meaning that the killer is most likely in Japan are not exactly that profound
>>154035038Are you fucking stupid, faggot? There is literally no fucking record of Columbo that exists that they can findKira can rape and murder them all he wants there's nothing to give unless they make some shit up
>>154035053Because the US would obliterate China ?
>>154035038>Then its L AND Columbo vs Light.You're such a retard, holy shit. I guess it was Eggman and Metal Sonic vs. Cell then, since Eggman had to build Metal Sonic first.
>>154035056That is info beyond an LAPD officer, and later on the line, he would be fired if found to be tracking down Kira at all as the US government flat out surrendered to Kira in death note.Again, why would Columbo have info on kira but not the other way around?>>154035070You are giving information L GOT to Columbo.
>>154035065Not exactly the same thing because the Death Note is a universal threat to modern society
>>154034844>Did everything rightthat haircut though
>"Heh, so Light gets his Death Note, a death god, the entire Japanese police force, and half a dozen other assorted allies.">"W-Wait, no, Columbo is NOT allowed to be given a handful of papers! NOOOOO! IT'S NOT FUCKING FAAAIR!"
>>154035058The FBI KNOWS Columbo exists even if there is no record of him.Death battle rules giving info about both to both means Light would know he is in a fight with Columbo.>>154035087The death note being in the US means that any government that tried to attack the US would be in danger of being killed instantly.(of course, trump does not take the notebook but the rest of the world does not know that)
>>154035058Kek, the samefag can't respond to this. Can't give up what isn't there.
>>154035081>he would be fired if found to be tracking down Kira at all as the US government flat out surrendered to Kira in death noteKira has no influence or knowledge about the US government from Columbo's universe
>>154035102Papers that get CANONICALLY DESTROYED?Why would Columbo be given L's info?
>Death Note and Columbo take place in the same universe for the sake of the fight>It's just Light and his arsenal (Ryuk, the book) vs Columbo and his (His gun, his resources and authority in the LAPD)>Wincons are either Light kills Columbo or Columbo kills Light/gets a confession or some other smoking gun that guarantees a life sentence/death penalty conviction for LightWhat the fuck is so difficult to understand about these parameters?
I feel like it would make sense for Columbo to get a run down of what's happening>Hey Columbo, there's this guy in Japan who's making criminals drop dead. We don't know how he's doing it>Okay
>>154035119He canonically has the skill to hack japanese PD info.He can hack into LAPD info to find the chief's name to threaten him.I can google the director of the FBI right now.
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>>154035139NOOOOOO!!! HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE THAT! REEEE!!! REEEEE!!!
>>154035139Why would they know kira is either real or in japan.
>>154035129Light doesn't have the deck stacked in his favour by having access to multiple Death Notes and Shinigami, Misa, Mikami, the entirety of Japan's police force, his cult and influence over the entire world he had at the end of the series so it's not fair!!!
>>154035159>>154035127>>154035127
Which is stronger, the average Magic deck or the average Yugioh deck?
>>154035102might as well give Light Columbo's wife too
>>154035112>The FBI KNOWS Columbo exists even if there is no record of him.he's a ghost to anyone that isn't his superioryou're assuming that they wouldn't just lie that they couldn't find him while giving him the heads upkeep in mind that his reputation is constantly applauded and they go to him to solve impossible cases, they would trust that he'd find Kira and help him any way they reasonably can
>>154032942Alex YIIK vs Frisk and Chara and Omori all at the same time He still wins this matchup btw
>>154035181Does Columbo have a way to threaten the japanese PD or the task force to investigate light?Or even know that Kira is real?>>154035183Indeed, if Light is allowed to even know someone is tracking him due to death battle rules, then he can easily find out someone that has remotely seen him before to rat his location out for the kira mob to drag out.
>hack into the mainframe to find info>send kira mob after so and soLightfags act as if this fight is taking place across days or weeks when this will be at most a 5 minute fight with an hour and a half timescale.
>>154035192Shaggy and Scooby hard-counter Light
>Lumbofaggots forget that without the TV broadcast L did they did not know that Kira was even real or in japan.
>>154035177Doesn't forget he gets the magic eyes too, even though he only gets them in a non-canon adaption not written by the series' mangaka.
>Light makes a phone call to the director of CIA>gets instantly tracked and arrested by Interpol for this BS
>>154035206what does that have to do with what I said?
What's even the point of a Light humiliation ritual in the big 26? Who actually wants that shit?
>>154035217So does L exist to let the entire world know Kira exists, or is Kira already at a point where he made the US surrender?Pick one, faggot.
>Implying Light/Kira wouldn't want to kill columbo to set an example for foreign detectives that aren't L
>>154035207Why would Columbo have the info to be in the same room as Light again?>>154035223Light has a trick phone that hides his voice in canon.Did you think they threatened the CIA director with their personal phones?
>>154035229I'm pretty sure Listroon is supporting Light, so that's all the reason I need.
>>154035229>Who actually wants that shit?You can say that about half of all Death Battle episodes.
>>154035225He replied to my post with some retarded unrelated nonsense too. Just ignore his sperg-out until he fucks off.
>>154035234You pick one. You are the one that is arguing that Columbo would know to be in japan.
>>154035240Because he is working on the case? Not sure what you're gaining out of being intentionally dense other than emulating your hero.>>154035251This season no less.
>>154035252>>154035225Concession accepted, bitch
>>154035274Why would there even be a kira case again? The public has zero info on the case without L.>>154035127And no Record with L info exists. Nor Columbo be able to get info from Near since that would be outside help.
>>154035240>Light has a trick phone that hides his voice in canonI'm sure that trick would work in real life
>>154035256>You are the one that is arguing that Columbo would know to be in japan.He would know like the rest of the world, unless you're headcanoning L out of existence.
>>154035208Why? Shaggy seems simple enough to write down.
>>154035287Hiding his name and directly knowing the name of the current CIA director?I am sure i wouldnt try anything if a magic serial killer could and would kill me instantly.
>>154035276what concession?
>>154035305it's a samefag replying to everyone, ignore him
>>154035300The rest of the world? Why would L exist in this scenario?That is using information L got, which is outside help.>>154035305Read or learn to read and you might find out.
>>154035160>In JapanI forgot L figured that out. Could make it 'A lot of criminals are dropping dead in japan'. I'm pretty sure Light just starts in Japan.
>Why would catalyst for the entire MU happen?Because then the fight doesn't happen.>L's information is outside helpPlease define what you consider outside help. Because that is not it.
>>154035316>That is using information L got, which is outside help.And all of Light's allies aren't outside help?
>>154035316I have and none exists
>>154035332I mean you are arguing he should not have em..And Light's allies are something HE HAS IN CANON.why would Columbo get L's investigation from another universe from his own?
>Columbo is dropped in the middle of Japan with no connections, no documents or visa, no information, naked and completely unaware od anything about Death Note's story>Light gets all his associates and underlings, equipment, influence and power he had by EoS, and also all information on Columbo that doesn't even exist in-universe>still ends up losing because he's a fucking retard
Why doesn't Columbo just straight up beat the living shit of Light? How would that nerd even counter that?
>>154035192Even if he gets Shaggy's real name he's fucked against Scooby.
>>154035316>That is using information L got, which is outside help.I'm following in-universe events. Kira wouldn't be able to reach his position of power without the events leading up to it. Therefore L would have broadcasted to the entire world.And since L broadcasted about Kira to the entire world, Columbo would know about this because of canon events. Kira in his current state cannot exist without this happening in any timeline except your headcanon.
>Already a more talked about matchup then Superboy prime vs Sentry.All according to keikaku. >Translators note: keikaku means plan
>>154035328Having someone else's investigation is ... someone else's investigation, low iq anon.how would Columbo even GET the information that got canonically deleted from anyone but Near and the task force all the way from the LAPD?>>154035127
>>154035352Interesting. Now, an unrelated question, you'd agree that Superman beats Goku easily right? I'm just checking.
>>154035287https://youtube.com/watch?v=EL-ihLLz3R0&pp=ygUXY29sdW1ibyB2cyBsaWdodCB5YWdhbWk%3D
Frieren...Soon...
>>154035365I mean, that means that Misa, Mikami and Takada are around for Light's use.So... we either give them all of we give em nothing.Not to mention you gotta explain how would Columbo get the L investigation info at all.
>>154035385>columbofags have to HBOC supermanKEEEEEEEEEEK
We all know that Sentry will win and Prime will lose, but is there any hope of Aang defeating Traveller?
>>154035395Who wins this?
>>154035385No
>hide behind other characters Superman
Lightfag is blatantly just worse than Pokefags at this point. It'd be like if they said AFO had to fight without his quirks because they don't exist in the Pokemon world.
>>154035412Oh? Why ever not? Please be descriptive. I think it's quite clear that Dragon Ball caps at galaxy level outside of the shockwaves (which will be retconned soon anhyway).
>>154035396>I mean, that means that Misa, Mikami and Takada are around for Light's use.Literally everyone agreed that this was fine.>Not to mention you gotta explain how would Columbo get the L investigation info at all.The entire fucking world knew Kira existed anon, unless you're arguing that Columbo was trapped in a bunker 500 feet underground and placed in a coma for ten years so he wouldn't know.
Yup...another thread that SONIC won.
>>154035442Yeah, then they kill Columbo on the spot.GGYeah, the world knows Kira exists at some place within the kanto region of japan (if he has not moved out yet, that is also beyond the public info)That is ALL columbo would have without L help.
>>154035480Otherwise argue why would Columbo feel threatened at Light or Mikami (complete stranger to him) taking a picture of him and sending it to takada or MIsa looking at him and writting something down in a random notebook without L info help.
>>154035372Columbo can't investigate Light if he doesn't have anything to go off of, so L gives him the necessary information. The fight literally cannot start without this. Outside help doesn't mean the entire premise of the fight, retard-kun.>Outside helpSpider-Man and Venom teaming up to kill Batman>Not outside helpL giving Columbo his data and notes on the Kira case so Columbo can investigate Kira so the fucking fight can start>>154035437He's the first anon here to legitimately give me a headache from reading his posts.
>>154035409Kurama. He fires nukes casually.
Reminder that Light would have been completely fucked against L without Misa and her Shinigami being spontaneously introduced into the series
>>154035480>Yeah, then they kill Columbo on the spot.Why did none of them kill L then? BOOM.>GGYou're mad. BOOM.
>>154035504Indeed, he has nothing to go off on. L giving him "the necessary info" is outside help mfrom another universe.
>>154032833Does she have any real new feats? Cause she bullied Bison two decades ago.
>>154035409Kurama rapes this nigga even at his weakest form
>>154035515Because L was already dead, dumbass larper?
>Columbo can't get a case file from Japanese Police from Death Note universe>but Light can spontaneously bend over the entirety of USA's law enforcement from Columbo's universemake it make sense
>>154035535>>154035515Hey, if you want we can use pre L death Light and get him REM to use!Light just says that if Columbo arrests him, that would lead to the death of the second Kira and Rem kills him on the spot.
>>154034581>>154034598>>154034785>>154034841>>154034885>>154035206>>154035521Why is indeedfag so retarded?"UHHHH ACTUALLY there's no death battle, they just never meet each other!" You're such a retarded faggot who misses the point of a death battle, holy shit.
>>154035548THe japanese police knows nothing aside of Kira being in japan. The rest of the investigation was by L and DELETED BY L in canon.>>154035127
Why can't Columbo have any existing documents and evidence?
>>154035556Columbo needs outside help to be anywhere near LightThen Light should get Misa, Mikami, Takada and Rem alongside his position as Kira and L.>>154035570>>154035127
>>154035570Columbo's not allowed to do be briefed on a case as a detective because... HE JUST CAN'T OKAY
>>154033000Yugi fought another guy who uses monsters though.Dumb comparison.
Gotta go gym, bitchesWhen you can find a way for Columbo to get in a room with Light without L help you lemme know
>>154035609He's sucking dick there btw
>>154035556Indeed. Lightfags' entire argument basically boils down to doing everything to prevent the fight from even happening, rendering the discussion pointless.
>gotta go gym>with Light without L help
You know, when a detective looks into a case, they're supposed to be provided with documents, right?
>>154035632If only Light fought someone smart enough or resources to track down Light ... Like Lelouchor someone Light would track down himself... like Jigsaw or Walter White.
>>154035634
>>154035609post proof
>>154035409This isn't a fight.
>>154035651what documents?>>154035127>>154035651
>>154032833I'm getting Arcueid 100% energy from that.
>>154033024Because people wanted Saitama to win and/or wanted Superman to lose.
>Light with free shinigami eyes, 200 aimbot soldiers surrounding him at all times, a death note with Columbo's full name written in it (he just made it canon), he also has all the chaos emeralds, dragon balls, a magic genie, laser eyes and has plot manipulation vs Columbo who was lobotomized, lost his job and lost all of his limbsWho wins
>>154035727So light cannot get his assets from his universe but Columbo can get "documents" from another universe to be able to point at light in the same room as him
>>154035711
>>154033496Also the Boat Captain's crewmate was able to sail to Scandinavia.
Oh my fucking...THEY'RE DETECTIVES YOU RETARDS. IT'S A RACE TO SEE WHO CAN OUTSMART AND UNCOVER THE OTHER FIRST.
>>154035727>
>>154035727Oh, so Columbo still has his head? Real fair...
Why are Lightfags incapable of grapsing the concept of a detective being assigned to investigate a case while being briefed on the basics beforehand?>>154035727kek
>>154035761Yeah. So why would Columbo have L's investigation instead of making his own?
>>154035761okay but how does it even startas it stands, light doesn't give a shit about columbo if he's not investigating kiraand columbo doesn't give a shit about kira if he doesn't even know he exists
>>154035772because there are no documents for him to get?>>154035127
>>154035772I think it slightly goes against 'combatants don't know about each other' but in a match up that's against two detectives it makes more sense.
Lightfag insists that Light gets all the help from everyone and their mother because he realizes that Light has never actually accomplished anything of note in the series without help from others or actual plot contrivances, starting with the fact that he could only access the Kira investigation files because he JUST SO HAPPENED to be the son of the guy assigned to the case. He could never have gotten close to L without L revealing himself to him directly, he could not have done shit to L without Misa and Rem, and he would have been helpless down the line without other notebook holders and shinigami randomly dropping into the plot.
the losers of the thread are Ingrid again and Light againsomeone make a new one
>>154035807He has the other kiras and rem help in canon and in character.this thread argues that Columbo should get L's information beforehand (from another universe, since L does not exist in columbo)
>>154035127this kills the columbokek
>>154035851>this thread argues that Columbo should get L's information beforehand (from another universe, since L does not exist in columbo)When has this ever fucking mattered ever. When has the setting ever been an argument in a death battle.
>>154035875Because he would be getting info that canonically gets deleted if this is post L death Light
>>154035864SameDEITY...
>>154035877>>154035877>>154035877First and Final thread, before /dbg/ goes insane
Light won this thread
>>154035127If L doesn't exist in the fight, how did the case info get deleted, you retarded samefag
>>154035932Exactlyso what documents you want Columbo to have? The ones from interpol that did not know if Kira was even real or in japan?
>>154035947But then you're operating under the premise that L doesn't exist, you fucking retard.
>>154035982indeed.if L does not exist then there is no tv broadcast
>>154035988This is only in your headcanon btw.
>>154036019??? Who else made the TV broadcast with Lind L Tailor?
>>154036031Since you're retarded I'll spell it out for you: "if L does not exist then there is no tv broadcast" but L does exist so that scenario isn't real. You're retarded.
>>154036050????Why would L exist in this death battle and give Columbo information he would not have from his own universe?
>>154036064>his own universeSo Columbo is stepping through a portal to an alternate dimension according to you.
>>154036064In Makima/Gojo both combatants knew of one another and their universes were merged. Why can’t that happen here?
>>154036064You type like such a brown.
>>154036088Yeah, why would he be given previous knowledge in the tv broadcast? This also makes Light know about the famous "phantom" lapd detective since he was already involved helping the japanese pd solve crimes.
>>154036091So Light gets his canonical assets like Mikami, Misa and Takada alongside Rem depending if this is pre or post L death Light?Sure.This does not mean that Columbo gets the L investigation since that gets deleted and not available to the public.
>>154035179The average Yugioh deck is probably stronger than the average deck of every other card game combined.
>>154035462HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc!
Yup yypSonic won
...the penis slurping contest.
Gokek won that one
