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Hal goes on adventures with a harem of underage space babes.
>>154255596Somehow, Palpatine returned.
The boomerang always returns
>>154255641>Cosmic being sees Hal claiming he no longer finds young girls attractive>Alters reality so that any and all teammates he has are underaged girls>From the Justice League to obscure teams he joins for a moment, all little girls>Even things you can barely qualify as teams like a rehab group are all filled with girls>If he makes even the slightest flirt to one he gets obliterated
/co/ really not dodging the allegations with some of these suggestions
>>154255596Superman get ipad
Lex Luthor actually buys forty cakes.
>>154255596Lex Luthor stages a hostile takeover of the Daily Planet.
An old man has misplaced his dentures and is too stubborn to admit it, so he tries to retrace his steps without talking to anyone and hijinx ensue.
>>154255641Can we just stop forcing this stupid meme? Arisia wasn't a minor on her planet.
>>154255596Listen: Superman has come unstuck in time.
>>154255596A group of people turn into monsterous giant furries.
>>154256326>she was a 240yo space dragonCope.
Cute boys having gay sex with adult men
>>154256810Fuck off, moralfag
>>154256953This, but replace boys with cute tomboys.
>>154255596Superman....evil?
>>154257068Only if they have a penis
>>154255596Your dad fucked your mom.
>>154255596superman vs haunted animatronics; make it happen
>>154255596Superman having sensual sex with Livewire
>>154255596Superman is appointed Transportation Secretary.
Babymaking sex with Kamala Khan
Cyclops deflowers Magik
>>154255596Superman gets caught in a groundhog day loop and has to wrestle with only being able to do so much in a day and his actions not having lasting consequences.
>>154257830>modern_comics.jpg
>>154257713Kamala is NOT for lewds
>>154257830>punches time itself to escape
>>154255596Batman get ipad
>>154255596Superman rapes the dude having a panic attack on the left
bump
>>154255596Normal words, but a horse guy!
>>154255596She-Hulk gets an abortion!
Happy Tree Friends, only with angst-ridden sex instead of blood & gore.
>>154263169Bojack Horseman?
>>154255596Boy goes on a journey to help free a woman whose soul has been trapped in a book he found.
Batman but Berserk
Roger rabbit except its a female bunny imaginary friend of a schizophrenic and she keeps trying to have sex with him and gets him into wacky adventures>>154263169Digital Circus?
A furious back and forth on a grand battlefield between undeniably good and evil forces whom both use the power of hard music to represent their fury in battle.
Spider-Man dies.
Has Bart Allen ever owned a bear?
Mild-mannered Clark Kent lands a job as a reporter at the Daily Star newspaper and asks his coworker, Lois Lane, out on a date, but when they are out, a gangster accosts Lois, and Kent reveals himself to be Superman, a superhumanly strong alien in a weird caped outfit, who rescues her, smashing the gangster's car in the process.
>>154255596My dick is more powerful than ever.
Batman but Gotham is set on a Mars colony.
>>154255596Superman does his laundry.
>>154263094She-Hulk is at the abortion clinic, waiting to get a meta-human abortion, because her unborn child is going to develop into another male, and she has to stop the patriarchy at all costs! Hulk tries to intervene, but she screams "my body, my choice, you don't know what true rage is" and proceeds to to punch her own stomach, and then shove her fist up her ho-ha and rip the screaming meta-human fetus out. All while the Jewish doctor wrings his hands maliciously behind the curtain, waiting for another yummy goyim corpse.
>>154255596After wishing that "his ass get the Midas touch" a man struggles with actually shitting gold and the trouble keeping his newfound source of wealth a secret.
