>You're in the woods and this guy comes up to you and slaps you on the ass with his antlersWhat do?
>>154462398>You're in the woods and this guy comes up to you and slaps you on the with his antlers
>>154462398Are you that one dude who commissions all that gay rapes stuff, with them getting shaved and raped and turned into slaves and shit
>>154462432This but missionary.
>>154462436No?
>>154462398Kill his mom
>>154462398Well, I start by grabbing you by the head and gouging your eyes out with my thumbs while you writhe in agony. Then, I take a rock from the Forrest floor and bash your faggot furry brains in while your cries for help turn into bloody gurgles. Then I bury your miserable corpse in a shallow grave alongside all my bloody clothes, wash in a nearby creek and get back into my car to drive home, take a hot show and relax after a long hard day of doing the right thing.>>154462436Yes, he is.
>>154462575*stabs u in the balls*Back the fuck off!?!?!!!!
>>154462568...with my penis.
>>154462584*Groin cub blocks*Sorry fag, I anticipated your every move. Now, let's here those gooey little eyeballs pop
>>154462625>*Groin cup blocks*
>>154462625>here*grabs him by the minor spelling mistakes and stabs him through the heart*Heh...too easy....*pushes you away and unsheathed my double sided katanas like darth mauls*You are finished little pup...
>>154462398Ask him "So, what're we doing here, little buddy?". I want to get a clear notice of what the tone is.
>>154462792The conversation will veer off into shame and dicks.
>>154462798My daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.
>>154462398I love this mischief-maker
>>154462398Hot take: Ronno from the first Bambi movie was better
>>154462398break his neck, prepare a fire, cook him, and eat him
Grr...brat needs correction.
>>154462398submit to him
>>154462575>Forrest
>>154462798Like...COMPARING dicks?
>Ronno! You know about the rules. We are not supposed to talk or touch humans.
>>154464114...stripper rules?
>>154464023>Really? This is your boyfriend?he could bully me all day
>>154464136>... Common sense rules. Didn't your mom teached you to hide in between the shrubs and tall grass to save your skin? We are prey animals, Ronno. And humans are our enemies.
>>154464210If they're our enemies then why are they so hot?And how the hell did we get on 4chan?
>>154464243I dunno.. roleplay is over cuz you broke the 4th wall .-.
>>154464210>>154464243>>154464312>Faline and Ronno using a /k/ommando's laptop while he's awayThey are so fucked...
>>154464366He's getting his friend with the doe juice collection eggOnce they return its joever
>>154464156How did Bambi recover from this?
>>154462398I never watched the sequel so every fucking time I see this dumb dark deer and especially with the fucking dialogue you guys are giving me "Hello, Princess." I imagine either Buttercup or Shego's voice.Green-eyed slut bitch.C'mon /co/ wanna do something great and redub Bambi 2 so Ronno has a sexy female voice? Don't you want to hear Bambi get bullied by an angry horny doe?
>>154464921You'll have to get rid of the antlers too and the scene where he talks about his antlers.
Ronno sneaking peeks at bathing hunters...
Deer boys or Donkey boys?
>>154465338
>>154465338Both.
>>154465338Deer may be slender and feminine looking but donkeys have that delicious ponut.
>>154464804he never did. He's Ronno's girlfriend now
>>154466081At the same time?
>>154466858Ye.Imagine keeping them as pets.
>>154464023Ronno is canonically for correction and immediate loss.
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Bambi_II>Julie Lemieux - RonnoAlright who's the fucking joker? Anthony Ghannam is the voice actor for Ronno.
>>154466856Bambi being Ronno's stress relief all the way to adulthood.
>>154466959Imagine if Bambi got caught and kept as a pet.
>>154462398 Anon it is tuesday, try to fuck animals on weekends only, it might be better for your mental health
>>154467780No.
>>154464921Alright I made a new thread since a bunch of people interested in this might not know that it's hidden inside the Bambi thread.We can also try it inside this thread as well while discussing/posting Ronno since it's hard to keep a thread bumped without filler posting.>>154467963
>>154467780Animals have different schedules, not having jobs and all. You have to catch them on THEIR free time.
>>154468059I wish you all the best man. Good luck!
>>154466730Not sure I trust donkeys. A few years ago I was petting a donkey that wandered close to his fence next to a public sidewalk. He seemed cool, wasn't afraid, and was curious about the work my company was doing there, so I reached through the fence and started stroking it's forehead. Felt like a thin wool blanket stretched over stone. I expected to feel skin and underlying muscle, but whatever. When I started stroking it's forehead, the donkey immediately made sustained eye contact and stopped moving. Tail, ears, and everything was still as a statue. Around stroke 3 I started getting nervous. After about 6 strokes, I quickly pulled my hand back through the fence and stepped back. Donkey went back to acting normal. I have the funny feeling I was a quarter-second away from the donk suddenly lunging and trying to take my hand off.
>>154468059Glorious for an unfinished ground zero attempt.https://files.catbox.moe/qjzfpe.mp3
>>154468216That's a really nice voice. I can imagine a female Ronno sounding like that.
>>154462436
>>154463602Ronno, or unnamed threatening deer, was just a menacing deer with no lines. I don't see the appeal.
>>154465338Remember /co/, deer boys are just beastiality. Donkey boys are boys transformed into animals, so it's both beastiality and child abuse.
>>154468407Stop, I can only get so erect.
>>154468421Do not do the donkeys, anon. It's likely they can still talk and will beg for their momma during the whole thing.
>>154468743Lonely saltminers need love too. They shouldn't be so selfish.
>>154468779Do they have to meet a certain quota a day?
what are you doing retard, where is your father? i need to stroke his cock i mean have a word with him about his parenting...
>>154469520>your average /k/ommando
>>154469465At least two a day. They're small but durable.
>>154465338Yes