Feminine Rage EditionPrevious thread: >>154482503
>>154503398Imagine her staring at you like that before she licks her lips
>>154503398Made for pregnancy
Most important question about the orgy: Do they stay and cuddle after?
>>154503491yes
>>154503491They try to cozy up around and on adam but lute escorts them out the the door, tosses their clothes to them and slams in in their faces before going back in to be spooned by adam.
>>154503508Sucking and fucking can be platonic but cuddling would be heterosexual and adam would never do that to vaggi.
>>154503491>>154503499>you will never snuggle on adam's belly under his big soft wings while he lets you and pretends to be annoyed but really loves how much you trust him to keep you safe and let your guard down enough to sleepwhy fucking live
>>154503550Stupid first man with his dumb male provider instincts.
lol all he provided was a funny death.
>>154503605And his big uncut cock
>>154503563what i'm most worried about is the show deciding to go with the 'adam was the only problem the whole time' plotline and presenting him as fundamentally bad from creation (which would actually exonerate him and all abusers he's meant to represent as if they're literally made that way, how can they help it?), instead of the far more interesting way those neutral personality traits and instincts can be twisted into an oppressive force over both time and cultural influences/change. >>154503605he is also the hottest man with the best songs.
>>154503525Does anyone have the version of this meme with Adam as the mom and Lute as the baby
>>154503605Dude single-handedly saved S1 from getting forgotten and despite Vivi's best effort, has a bigger fandom than most of the characters in the show.
>>154503398I mean… it looks frighteningly close to what I imagine ‘Lute starting off as Eve’ would look like… well, minus the blonde hair. I was imagining a brunette, given she came from Adam’s rib. Alas.Oh, and this might be verging into ‘seeing something that isn’t there’, but again, the things you notice: the fact Lute and the Exorcists all have fangs, how much their designs stick out like a sore thumb in heaven, and well… does anyone notice their unique black haloes kinda resemble EYES?And given the potential leak conversation about Rosie and Eve being connected, damn, I’m really starting to think Eve did a deal with the literal devil to enter Heaven.
>>154503707Cannibals and exorcists are like two sides of the same coin and they're probably both Rosie's doing. Naturally the cannibals would be excited to eat exorcists: they are cannibals and they eat their own kind.
>>154503707>And given the potential leak conversation about Rosie and Eve being connected, damn, I’m really starting to think Eve did a deal with the literal devil to enter Heaven.That makes no sense.
Serious question: How powerful is Sera supposed to be? She showed a form that I personally found more eldritch than the Speaker of God and Lucifer, but she hasn't showcased any power with it beyond trying to intimidate Vox.
Did people forget that Roo struggles to even go into heaven in the first place?
>>154503849yeah if lucifer's secretly had the power to send sinners to heaven this whole time as if they were fully redeemed souls and hasn't told charlie, their relationship is perma-doomed the moment she finds out.like i've genuinely been thinking of ways to try and piece this theory together (eg 'rosie' was formed from all the sins ripped out of eve and lute is essentially 'her other half') but they all fall apart when you consider rosie's personality, aesthetic and music theme, and a general lack of foreshadowing for the idea that souls can be split but still remain/become a 'whole' person individually.
>>154503894By all accounts? Weaker than Adam.If Sera was powerful as Lucifer, Vox's whole plan would have been toast and we wouldn't need Val the Rapist betraying Vox for no reason
>>154503849Quiet, Mat
>>154503707Hmm, I dunno. I get where you’re coming from, and the pieces are there… I’m just struggling to picture it that way exactly. You might be close, though.
>>154503956Sera is probably equal to Lucifer, but she didn't want to make a martyr out of Vox at the time. If peace couldn't have been achieved, the Vees were 100% dead. Their plan was doomed for the start.
>>154503894I think all of those angelic forms are really just superficial cosmetics without there being any cosmic-level power in them, Sera even let out a panicked cry when Vox broke Heaven's shield, so I really think that Adam was Heaven's strongest and he's city-level at best.Hellaverse isn't powerful in general to be honest, Nolan alone would conquer the Seven Rings of Hell overnight.
>>154503989she's also desperate to avoid bloodshed. she kept her own hands clean during the extermination era and she's not prepared to actually experience it.
>>154503894Weaker than Lucifer and Adam, probably around the amped up Vox/Alasto but couldn't risk it so she bravely ran away.
>>154503956>betrayingHe was literally trying to flip the table and blow up the entire city because his plan wasnt playing out, vox betrayed his buddies not the other way around
>>154504106Vox crossed the line here when Lute did not (she came right up to the line but pulled back) yet it's Lute who's too far gone according to the fanbase.
>>154504106They are literally playing for the highest risk, highest reward. They captured Lucifer, used it as battery, attacked Heaven.to rule the universe.There is no going back. In a logical world, if they fail, they are dead. Hell and Heaven, Lucifer and Sera, they will at best kill the VVVs permanently or just punish them eternally.There is no going back after all the shit they pulled. If Vox won, they get the universe. If he loses, they all die. Betraying Vox at that point just kills them all in a logical world.
>>154504136Because Lute is an uninteresting character whereas Vox is an entertaining villain
>>154503939It just seems like a result of people getting too caught up in the hype and not really thinking on how it could even work.Lilith being in heaven is solely due to a deal she made with Heaven by threatening them with the sinners.
>>154504180I find them to be totally swapped but you do you
>>154504180Vox's whole motivation comes from not getting fucked by the deer. What are you smoking?
>>154504243>>154504304Lute's entire biography is "kill all demons!1!1!1" and "I luv my Adam", and she isn't even funny or memorable beyond just being "hot".
>>154504152>If he loses, they all die. Betraying Vox at that point just kills them all in a logical world.Except they just all saw abel order lute to fall back; blowing up the laser was not a deadmans switch in a mutually assured destruction scenario, if heaven wanted that sera would have ordered the attack at the rally when they showed up with gift baskets.
>>154504235rosie giving charlie actual good advice goes against the entire idea of eve hating lucifer and wanting him dead but wanting to destroy his family first. like she already had what she wanted if she simply said 'sorry dear, can't help!'. she had no reason to believe that adam would violate the treaty by hurting charlie, thus allowing lucifer to beat him down into a stationary target within niffty's range.like think about it - if rose = eve and the part about eve wanting to destroy lucifer and charlie's relationship is also true, her goal is achieved in season one by turning her away. >no reconciliation with vaggi means no united front in the fight>no cannibal allies against adam>battle is hopeless and all sinners are overwhelmed and killed fast so charlie doesn't demon-mode out when they start dying>because charlie doesn't go on the attack, adam never hurts her directly>lucifer never shows up to save the hotel because the treaty is intact>adam and exorcists go on to exterminate as usual>charlie never forgives lucifer for letting this happen>lucifer resigns himself to failure
>>154504339Wait until you find out she's Eve.
>>154504408Wouldn’t that actually make the issue worse?
>>154504136>>154504136Honestly i feel like people who overanalyze this stuff and take it too seriosuly are gay and retarded, it's obviously a light hearted comedic show with zany characters and fun showtunes; if anyone doesn't recognize that the series is 100% going to end hear my hope style with heaven and hell teaming up with the power of friendship to some greater threat (ayylmaos? Cthulus? Who knows) with a remix of hear my hope that everyone sings along toAdam isnt some horrible misogynist, chaggie isnt actually a toxic relationship, val isn't a "rapist", theyre all just quirky representations of concepts made first and foremost to be humorous and endearing. The people who take this shit seriously are the same kinds (this occurs all across the political spectrum) who start projecting all of their single issue bullshit onto any scenario that superficially resembles their narrative
>>154504520It’s so zany with realistic death in it.
>>154504504Nope not at all. Vivziepop says she wants retell the Eden story from a feminist perspective and always found it unfair that Eve was blamed for everything. TLDR the main hypothesis of these threads for the last couple weeks is the big reveal for Lute we keep being teased about is that she's Eve (no, Adam doesn't know) and has a deeply personal reason to hate sinners seeing as she's been conditioned for thousands of years to see them as her own mistake.
>>154504339That's two things over Vox's one. Get wrecked Fujo fag.
>>154504548Why overlook 99% of the winners she has in Heaven or not get pissed with Sera carelessly tossing Abel to the shredder?
>>154504563>Why overlook 99% of the winners she has in HeavenWhy does Adam?>or not get pissed with Sera carelessly tossing Abel to the shredder?She's not a fantastic parent to him (neither is Adam) and wants him to toughen up.
>>154504563Because she's a mentally unwell woman. It ain't exactly out of the realm of possibility she'd have a very skewed perception of things from trauma and guilt.
>>154504339>seething
>>154504533>realistic deathNot a single named character has died, the only two who have? One reborn in heaven, the other lives on as lute's tulpa or hallucination or whatever and is now her backup singerThis show has about as serious a message as south park; it is taking (concept) and having everyone involved be super silly about it; and by modern standards, hh isnt even remotely edgy, just stylized
>>154504152>Betraying Vox at that point just kills them all in a logical world.Hmm, let's look at their options...1) Don't stop Vox, and let him blow them all up.2) Stop Vox, and hopefully spin it to minimize the damage against them by appealing to bleeding heart Charlie and telling the rest of Hell they weren't associated with it.Yeah, real hard choice there.
>>154504388What the fuck kind of schizobabble are you spewing, Mat?
I think Abel needs to have the most justified breakdown/freak out when he learns the truth. As in, crying and babbling incoherently as he falls to the ground, rocking back and forth in a fetal position.He can’t even hold the ice cream Eve gets him later steady in his hands.
>>154504684It would be actually nice if he realised his mom was actually there the entire time and he probably neglected her while she suffered heavily from Adam dying. I want it to be less shock and more guilt from not helping her by being a good son.
>>154504653i'm not mat i'm talking about why rosie=eve doesn't work (which supports lute=eve).
>>154504684>Abel can only progress an inch if Lute is EveMe being bored of it.
>>154504647>Stop Vox, and hopefully spin it to minimize the damage against them by appealing to bleeding heart Charlie and telling the rest of Hell they weren't associated with it.>Yeah, real hard choice there.Everyone and their mother knows this is bullshit. To the point they have their own nickname for their group like a shitty Harry Potter fanfic.Why the fuck would anyone leave them alive after all the shit they pulled?
>>154504728Oh no, I agree with you. But that comes later, and works as a great motivator for why he takes her side.> “You couldn’t have known, Abel. That was kinda the whole point.”The utter mindfuck freak out comes first. Like, Abel’s reality has just crumpled.
>>154504759>Abel can only progress an itch if Lute is Eve.I mean, I neither said that nor implied it, but hey ho, you do you.
>>154504759>>154504786He could potentially lock in and actually develop some courage because he feels the need to help his mom. Maybe his arc is that he can be the braver son only if he's helping someone in need?
>>154504813He could be colder.
>>>/x/42631422
>>154504941Of course it’s Emily
>>154504941I understand Abel now
>>154504762>Why the fuck would anyone leave them alive after all the shit they pulled?They have a monopoly on the media, shoved all the blame onto Vox, and they know that Charlie is too much of a pussy to go after them herself.
>>154505084Would Abel join Lute/Eve's crusade if he saw this?
>>154505104He’s already on the verge without it.
>>154505104>>154505126He's a bit messed up from the whole ordeal.
Expectations on how Vivzie will handle the inevitable introduction of Michael?
>>154505254She won't touch him with a twelve foot pole. You ain't getting any important biblical angels. Hazbin Michael ain't happening.
>>154505222Lute will even let him have the killing blow. See, not a bad mother at all.
>>154505311Absolutely. Lute/Eve is the best mom in the show ( non existent competition).
Adam's idea of teaching his boy to flirt is cheesy but well meaning. Lute's is... different. More blood
>>154505371>Adam: Bring her something to eat. Bitches love that. Especially meat.>Lute: Show up half naked while covered in blood and carrying a dead animal you killed. That's how you arouse women.
>>154505432>Look at that sinful FILTH sleazing all over your mate. How dare he! Are you going to let her fall for his blasphemous tricks?>She's not my mate, Mom!>Outdo him! Bring her his head on a platter!
>>154505432then lute drops a dead bird on adam's desk.
Lute teaching Abel to perch like a gargoyle would be cute.
With Alastor and Emily hinted to interact more as the show goes on I wonder if that'll genuinely be the tipping point that makes Abel turn to Lute. Especially as it's pretty much confirmed he has a crush on Emily but there's no hint that she reciprocates yet. The ole incel factor.
>>154504684>breakdown/freak out"Crashout" is the terms the kids use these days
>>154504759No one cares, Mat
>>154505468Best mom by the way.
>>154505481
>>154505254Badly but I will take everything I have said about Vivi back if she gets Michael to beat down Lucifer like he owes him money.(If she didn't kill Adam, I might have thought that she was going with a particular Mormon belief of Michael and Adam being the same being. )
>>154505293>>154505696
Lute mainly shows her strength from her golden arm that is monster like in appearance.Maybe her true form is more connected to God and a lot more monster like.
>>154505882this kinda makes me want an abel vs alastor fight where everyone expects alastor to destroy him but once again gets totally beaten - by accident this time, since abel's panicking the whole fight until he lashes out blindly and starts frantically apologising when he sees the damage he did.
We need more Charlie.
>>154505934MatPat what the fuck are talking about? You are sounding even more insane than usual. Did your "brother" show up for a family visit?
>>154505944>Lute whoops like a fan at a wrestling ring>Emily swoons and blushes
>>154505571True, and it’ll be completely justified.Unfortunately, the way this kind of reveal is usually handled, I doubt we’ll see Abel’s onscreen reaction.Most likely, the audience will find out officially the same time as Charlie and Lucifer in the season finale, even if by that time so many cues have been dropped many will have all figured it out.My ideal setup is when Lute!Eve is fully in charge of the situation and having a ball rubbing it in the Morningstars’ face.
Abel and Lute developing a trusting relationship over the course of the season that gets them to reveal their true selves in the worst ways possible > LUTE IS EVE, screw progress
>>154506141No MatPat. That's just you.
>>154505254>archangel>leader of Heaven's army>fought LuciferAdam is the show's stand-in for Michael.
>>154506168Step insideWalk this wayYou and me babeHey heyLove is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it onLivin' like a lover with a radar phoneLookin' like a tramp, like a video vampDemolition woman, can I be your man? (your man)Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little lightTelevision lover, baby, go all nightSometime, anytime, sugar me sweetLittle miss innocent sugar me, yeah, yeahNow c'mon, take a bottle, shake it upBreak the bubble, break it upPour some sugar on meOoh, in the name of lovePour some sugar on meC'mon, fire me upPour your sugar on meI can't get enoughI'm hot, sticky sweetFrom my head to my feet, yeahListen, red light, yellow light, green-a-light goCrazy little woman in a one man showMirror queen, mannequine, rhythm of loveSweet dream, saccharine, loosen up (loosen up)Loosen upYou gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a littleTease a little moreEasy operator come a knockin' on my doorSometime, anytime, sugar me sweetLittle miss innocent sugar me, yeah, yeahGive a little moreTake a bottle, shake it upBreak the bubble, break it upPour some sugar on meOoh, in the name of lovePour some sugar on meC'mon, fire me upPour your sugar on meOh, I can't get enoughI'm hot, sticky sweetFrom my head to my feet, yeahYou got the peaches, I got the creamSweet to taste, saccharine'Cause I'm hot (hot), so hot, sticky sweetFrom my head (head), my head, to my feetDo you take sugar? One lump or two?Take a bottle (take a bottle), shake it up (shake it up)Break the bubble (break it up), break it upPour some sugar on meOoh, in the name of lovePour some sugar on meC'mon fire me upPour your sugar on meOh, I can't get enoughPour some sugar on meOh, in the name of lovePour some sugar on meGet it, come get itPour your sugar on me (oh-ooh)Pour some sugar on meYeah, sugar mei wonder what a lyrical analysis of this song might reveal for adam.
>>154506141But… why can’t you do both? Why is it either/or?
>>154505948I need more of her tits in my face
>>154506298Because he's literally schizophrenic
>>154506168If hes supposed to be Michael then Vivzie is 100% ending up in hell, ignoring all the other blasphemous shit she said lol
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>>154506316How does she not bite her own tongue with those fangs
>>154506316Normal feet? Doesn't she have hooves?
>>154506330Consider her shapeshifted to more humanoid feet. Like Stolas in the human world.
>>154506421So she loses all appeal? Lame.
>>154506443...I worked with lifestock, hooves aren't that appealing and 99% of the time we don't even see them in the show. It is mostly a normal feet inside a shoe even in the official merch.
Just finished reading Book IV of Paradise Lost. Satan(/Lucifer) is very irritating and so far I do not care for him. This is where Adam and Eve come in though and they are CUTE. Eve is even now kind of off-kilter. She keeps commenting how superior Adam is to her and how without him she has nothing to guide her.>God is thy law, thou mine: to know no more>Is woman's happiest knowledge and praise>Lute turns on Heaven's commands the moment Adam is killedhmmmm.There are some cute scenes involving animals. The elephant uses its unwieldy nature to make the other inhabitants of Eden laugh. Cute!
I really hope to see fan art for Lute!Eve and Abel like this post-reveal and when they inevitably team up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aRChtt7SVUOr I'll settle for an animatic of the two singing "More than Anything". ;)
>>154506298A lot of the Eve Lute postings put in so much on the character work on a whole revealing she’s Eve to justify whatever she does and drastically change how characters are supposed to feel about her. It really doesn’t really help that it actually makes her and Abel far worse characters by essentially lacking an entire dimension unless it reflects with Lute being Eve as the big and shocking twist. Especially with Lute caring not at all about Abel being the next to die or something when his original death should be traumatic and Adam just died eternally recently.
>>154506750Adam and Eve retire to their bed in a hidden glade and FUCK, and Milton grants them some privacy while reassuring us that married sex is not only hot as hell, but also natural and pleasing to God:>into their innermost bower>Handed they went; and eased the putting off>These troublesome disguises which we wearAfter they fall asleep Satan creeps up to them, whispers in Eve's ear and causes her to have 'illusions as he list, phantasms and dreams'. Eve is hearing a lot of voices in general. The first one is God in a flashback to her first meeting with Adam. She wakes up newly made, gets fixated on her reflection for a bit, then God tells her gently to stop looking at that and go find the man she was made out of to have babies with him. She obeys, and finds Adam, and at first she's a bit afraid of him, but he calls out to her and asks her to stay.Overall the poem is more gripping now it's moved to Eden instead of following Satan sulking in Hell
>>154506859The Adamison
>>154506913Huh?
>>154506919Addison
Book III of Paradise Lost is mostly about Jesus by the way, and although I found it touching as a Christian it probably won't contain anything of use to theory schizos because there's no way Viv is showing Jesus in the show
Charlies boobies or vaggies boobies
>>154506996Neither really have much.
>>154506996Neither. They can have each other in Hell.
>>154506996Charlie
>>154506996adam's boobies
>>154507104Goat Milk
This show is already dead with guitarspear spam
>>154507140Warm and fresh straight from the source. Curl up against his bounteous gut and suckle from the first man's teats. There's plenty of room for everyone here.
A grim thought: if this all turns out accurate and Lute is, in fact, Eve, what memory do you think must’ve been replaying in her mind when she saw Adam being brutally murdered by Nifty, who took the latter out when his back was turned? (The day Cain murdered Abel)
>>154507179Do you have anything better to post about that Guitarspear? no?
>>154505948>>154506316>>154507081I imagine that Charlie smells like a freshly opened bag of marshmallows.
>>154507179Guitarspear took Hazbin from having occasional /co/ threads that don't always hit bump limit to a regular thread that hits bump in a day in the middle of a content drought.
I love these retards
>>154507179Only on /co/. Everywhere else it just Fujo shit.
>>154507267
>>154507252guitarspear's so good my fujo ass can't get enough.
Guitarspear is good because it's about characters who like each other. Most canon-leaning ships in HH are characters who hate each other but with sexual tension. Even Cherrisnake's like that. If you want characters who like each other it's this, Chaggi or Huskerdust
>>154507399GuitarSpear is like the best out of the three.
>>154507204That’s actually a large part on why I don’t think Lute is Eve because it would’ve relevant when Abel was announced to be the Head Exorcist. She would’ve been way more aggressive at Sera and Emily than at Abel for it.
What if the lore of Lucifer having a resistance to angel weapons is going to be relevant to Abel when he’s stabbed the same way as Adam.
>>154507204>>154507430You guys kinda assume Cain killing Abel will be similar to most portrayals in media. Viv is definitely going for subversive thing so it might not be straight up murder. You also assume she might not twist things to the extent Adam and Eve were saddened by losing Cain rather than Abel because they favoured him more.
>>154507429They are the best.
>>154507474No MatPat. If Abel gets stabbed with angelic steel he's dead. So it's probably not gonna happen.
>>154507179Like these Threads? They're so artificial now.
>>154507487I’m so tired of your stupid cuck material. Adam will be the one that banishes Cain from the land.
>>154507507You're complaining about the threads yet you don't try to bring any subjects for discussion.
>>154507511>Sally from CarsAlright that made me laugh.
>>154507510MatPat stop being a retard. You're also the one with the literal NTR fanfic. I'm literally pointing out it's more likely that Viv will make Cain misunderstood and not pure evil. You know how she tries to do most of the characters from her show. Would be kinda funny if Cain was Adam's and Eve's favourite son for a long while.
>>154507501That’s what we’re expecting. But if it’s wrong… that would have a very shocking outcome and realization to it. And also impact Lute a lot when she sees this entire scene.
Daily reminder, serpents can NOT trusted in a place of paradise.
>>154507569No MatPat. Nobody cares about your your shitty fanfic.
>>154507576Exactly.
>>154505948
>>154507528I could make more shitpost and maybe greens - If I can get an idea for a green, I miss doing them.
>>154507621Do it.
>>154507511I would watch his youtube to be honest.
>>154507553>Lucifer cucks Adam once>The kid is destined to be against Lucifer and the sinners by God. And only belong to Adam cause they’re the only winners>Adam does everything with Abel, putting his own A on him in the afterlife.>Cain and the Sinners are the ones Lucifer is given instead because they’re evil.>You>Abel is just a loser Adam never cared about and he felt more bad for Cain because he’s banished for killing Abel.>In a narrative where Adam is mad that the sinners, of his blood, chosen to be like the Devil instead of him.Great.
>>154507627Did Vaggie get cucked?
>>154507643>Lucifer cucks Adam once>The kid is destined to be against Lucifer and the sinners by God. And only belong to Adam cause they’re the only winners>Adam does everything with Abel, putting his own A on him in the afterlife.>Cain and the Sinners are the ones Lucifer is given instead because they’re evil.Shitty NTR fanfic. Also Viv ain't putting god in the series.>Abel is just a loser Adam never cared about and he felt more bad for Cain because he’s banished for killing Abel.>In a narrative where Adam is mad that the sinners, of his blood, chosen to be like the Devil instead of him.Again the whole killing Abel might have been an accident or unintentional. No shit he wouldn't be pissed at Cain compared to the retarded sinners that do that shit no guilt whatsoever.
>>154507682i'm sticking with my theory that cain was the golden child and lied to adam and eve about the circumstances of abel's death and he was too much of a pussy to correct the record when he reunited with adam in heaven once he heard.
>>154507682You even daring to pretend Cain accidentally and unintentionally killed Abel after we’ve seen the lingering PTSD in him in season 2 is ridiculous.
>>154507712So Abel died accidentally. Cain felt super guilty and accepted the punishment. Abel was too much of a pussy to admit he died from being an idiot.
>>154507733You get PTSD from traumatic shit you retard. Accidents can include that. Especially if they end up really bad. You're fucking dumb MatPat.
>>154507750>Get angry when Woobie Cain isn’t supportedWhat is this?
>>154507635>"Anon, why are these retards willingly into breaking their vows">"Because they're what we call cucks, Emily">"What is a cuck, Anon, is that what you are?">"No, Emily...">>154507649Would Vagatha cuck Charlie back?
>>154507740no in my mind cain absolutely killed his ass and told them it was a horrible accident (that was definitely abel's fault and not his).
>>154507760It's Viv that's writing the show. Woobie Cain is more probable than any of your shitty ideas. Cope and seethe MatPat.
>>154507789>
>>154507775>x Anon greentexterThe Helluva Boss threads are down the hall and to the left.
>>154507787Why? MatPat is it you again?
not even the nowifag on /feg/, the jeetfag with a canadian vpn on /f1g/ or even blackedposters on /tv/ were so annoying to me as matpat that i dont even want to come here anymore. I cheered him on back when s1 was airing, but now he turned into a full on lolcow and schizo retard, and not the morbidly funny kind, but just the annoying type
>>154507820>words words wordsI like matpat because hes funny
>>154507802>The show where every killer from Alastor and Vox is given the most horrific and malicious backgrounds to kill their victims. And Alastor has Cain parallels by having a mark on his forehead.>Woobie Cain.Bug Lute is more likely to happen than that cause Viv is obsessed with the Irkens.
>>154507820I'm kinda tired of him. He keeps repeating the same things over and over again. He's literally the definition of insanity. Instead of actually writing a fanfic and leaving us alone he feels the need to insert himself in every discussion. Even if said discussion is literally the opposite of the shit he peddles.
>>154507854Angel Dust killed and yet he gets woobied and treated as prime candidate for redemption. Get better arguments MatPat. Or watch the show since I'm pretty sure you didn't do that.
>>154507854Also you forgetting Viv wants to do a Vox redemption arc? Vox the TV guy.
The smart thing to do with Cain and Abel is to play the murder straight but play around with the buildup. Add some much-needed humanity by portraying Cain as someone who truly loved his brother but succumbed to jealousy and a fit of rage.No "Cain was innocent" or "here's what really happened", just show it for what it was: a tragedy.
>>154507820Sounds like to me you actually like being a degenerate.
>>154507910I mean it's Viv. Depicting it as a complex tragedy the way you mentioned is the way to go. But then again she's writing the show so it's debatable if she's going that route. She already has a thing for turning bad people into misunderstood sad boys so I don't think she'll break her track record.
>>154507961Pretty sure the only degenerate here is you MatPat. You have Cuck fetish brainrot.
>>154507223Does that mean Emily smells like hot chocolate?
>>154507861Why expect me to do more with a show that has density and dynamics thinner than a piece of paper. Even these threads are just rehashes about loving Adam and Lute all day wishing they given Lute an actual background already.
>>154508013Not be a fucking nuisance that kills all discussions. You literally shit the thread constantly. Write a fanfic and leave us the fuck alone till S3 comes out. You can't be stupid enough not to comprehend that you are the problem here.
>>154506813What?
>>154508061It's MatPat being fucking weird. Ignore him and his attempts at attention whoring.
>>154507973Oh yes. The guitarspear shipper that acknowledges the canon NTR as a big reason why they don’t want Adam to be with Eve or for Abel to be associated with Lucifer and Eve.
>>154508000Perhaps.
>>154508061It’s me taking five minutes and putting down my issues with how Lute is characterized under this premise of her being Eve all along.
I want to watch Adam eat a whole pizza by himself.
>>154507399>Guitarspear is good because it's about characters who like each otherUnless you're one of those retards who thinks Adam hated Lute because he was willing to give her shit, since they've apparently never interacted with a couple who enjoy ragging on each other.
I think, played right, Lute!Eve has the potential to be a straight-up terrifying villain. The angelic equivalent of Grindelwald.
>>154508126or think lute secretly hated adam and only likes him because he groomed her/mind controlled her, or has intense comp-het.
>>154507511Can't believe I can actually recognize the anime in the bottom-right as Highschool of the Dead
>>154508097MatPat are you genuinely retarded? You're the one obsessed with Cuck shit. Yet you piss your pants if people suggest Lute is Eve and that none of the NTR crap you jerk off to happen. Take your meds and stop gooning you waste of human seed.
>>154508110Nobody cares MatPat. You do this shit every day.
>>154508167Coomerme
>>154508162Viv has proven herself to be a transphobe by refusing to cast cis actors as trans characters, unlike based Gooseworx
>>154508175The way you talk is ridiculously filthy.
>>154508162Of course you are a potter fan
>>154508220At least I talk filthy while my mind is clean. Can't say the same for you. You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>154508217Actually Viv is the superior ally because unlike that piece of shit Gooseworx she doesn't allow transface.
>>154508237Jesus said what comes out of your mouth showcases your corruption from the heart.
>>154508262Yet the thoughts you hide in your mind speak of horror and blasphemy without measure.
>>154508287Like a straight loyal couple?
>>154508301Your lies do not fool me degenerate. You may pretend but I know the evil that dwels in your heart.
>>154508333Like what?
i think it would be nice if adam and lute would hold each other's hands.
>>154508370Yes
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>>154508393Hairy female Adam having a good relationship with an angel man.
>>154508423That's just male Adam with a cunt. Reverse futa. He's still with Lute naturally.
>>154508436How?
>>154508448Rule of porn.
>>154508370Based, the purest form of love.
Oh what I wouldn't give for a quart of fresh Adam milk
>>154503894The power gap between any true angel/fallen angel and sinners/redeemed should be insurmountable but here we are with vivs skullfucked cosmology so Amazon doesn't own things she needs for hellofaboss. Lucifer is a fallen archangel and should have been top of the stack; it's dumb he jobs and dumber he can't harm sinners "...Because ok?!". Seras isn't that high up but should be high enough to solo 9/10ths of hell and kill every single thing in the pride ring 1000 times over. Adam shouldn't have been that based as a redeemed soul but being stronger than all hells human overlords makes sense as a parallel. Charlie is very weak for being deadass a nephelim but she needs to be for allestor to not be pointless and so she can't nicelander evil people into doing what she wants. Vox on screen and in the hellaverse lore isn't a real threat to anything, but archangel Michael (or even seras/Emily) coming down and sodomizing a television to death would show the lack of stakes pretty instantly.
>>154508537> Charlie is very weak for being deadass a nephelimOf Lucifer’s blood
>>154508549She inherited the fraudulent genes from him. She never stood a chance.
>>154508537>Charlie is very weak for being deadass a nephelimI think it's more that she's just too nice to ever properly use her powers. The same way Emily could have easily escaped from Vox tying her to that chair, they're both so naturally against violence that they're always subconsciously holding back. There's no way Adam should have been able to beat Charlie one-on-one other than she has no idea how to actually fight.
It is just funny that without Adam Heaven just sucks.Like, he really was the reason why Heaven was safe. It makes fics that came our before Season 2 look stupid. All the ones that make him inferior to Sera or even afraid of her.
>>154509045It feels like every character is restricted in the show. Including Lute and Adam. But not in the bad way.Adam didn’t really want to hurt Charlie in the first season. Lute’s walls are a huge thing blocking her from showing what she is truly capable of. Emily and Charlie are all about peace and don’t really know how to defend themselves.
>>154509165Maybe Adam is supposed to become the true leader of Heaven and rework the whole place away from being a sterile bright city.
>Adam comes back.>He rearranges Lute. Abel, and Exorcists to be at the beach Lilith was at instead of the old exorcist quarters.
Can we get a content leak or something? Whatever happened to the days when the entirety of S2E2 leaked along with Rosie and Alastor's song?
>>154509923The old leaks these people don’t like cause it has the Lilith Eve twist.
>There is a scene of Abel seeing what Lute truly looks like>Her appearance is obscured>And he hugs her
I've said it before I'll say it again, it reinforces my belief that the big man has a sense of humour given the mentally retarded guy with hearing issues is unable to listen to anybody but himself. Guy is probably laughing his ass off coming up with that
>>154510195I know you have said many times in your head that God isn’t listening to you. But he has listened. And he ignored you to laugh at your turmoil. And you don’t even know it because you have never listened to him.
>>154510195Yup. Check out his latest spam and how he shits up the thread. Truly a disappointment.
>>154510905Peak
>>154510396t. Heretic
>>154503550You shouldn't.
>>154511028Back on /hhg/ he was forced out when people didn't engage with him ever only replying "Kys Kikerat" if he dared opened his mouth
>>154511359Yeah but knowing how much of a whinny bitch he is I presume he'll mass rep you if you do that here.
>>154511375Looty probably copped another 3 day vacation lmao, really gotta learn how to navigate this site and shieet, but yeah it drives him nuts if no one gives him any attention
Are you niggers prepared for next season to be lucifer show?
>>154511428First good season? Yeah I would like a good season.
>>154511436Lucifraud is barely even a character and KWABOTY
>>154511389Can't judge Looty since I also got 3 day ban a couple of weeks ago. Didn't really get why since I didn't do anything that would have qualified for it.
>>154511428>>154511436>>154511444It's gonna be a season of pure Lucifer humiliation where he will act as a retard and it will kill all non Fujo elements of his fans base. I don't really mind it since it means more people will hate the guy.
I'm calling it now they're going to give classical Lucifer's traits and whole gimmick to Lilith, they already gave her the first rebel and rebel against heaven gimmick already, watch them change it to "Lilith, the most beautiful human who became arrogant and chimped out" probs gonna make her the true devil
>>154511592>Women are the real evilBoth laughably fujoshi and based? Viv wat r u doin
>>154511599Viv can't control her mommy issues.
>>154511599This is the same woman who made 99 percent of demons in hell both sinners and hellborn some sort of gay or gender queer
>>154511603She really can't.>>154511604I know. It's equally as hilarious.
>>154511604Also makes Adam completely justified when it comes to Exterminations since the moment the sinners are left to their own devices they built a cannon to attack heaven.
>>154511613S2 is a compilation of "Adam was right" but the wider fandom isn't ready to accept that, bro went from being an idiot in s1 to being a Caesar tier tactical genius compared to the rest of heaven in s2.Also reminder that the hotel was flooded with guests in the first episode of the second season because they thought they were gonna kill more angels
It is funny that how no one, not even Charlie, gives a fuck about Hellborn.You think at least Charlie would have something to say about...everything in Hell for Hellborn. One created by Lucifer and Lilith.
>>154511683This is why we have the very common Charlie is racist towards lower class hellborn headcanon. Also really funny that Viv apparently wants Lucifer to be a champion of lower hierarchy angels when he created a even more fucked up class system the moment he was put in charge of something.
Did this artist seriously private everything after the straight Adam reveal? Despite all the cute stuff they're primarily an Adamsapple shipper so that checks out hahaha
>>154511832isn't that bitch also a crewmember?
>>154511846Yes but I guess they didn't know?
>>154511832Adamsapple fans were mentally raped by the straight Adam reveal.
>>154511846>>154511849So basically an animation slave that didn't know shit about the greater story?
>>154511861eyup
>>154511861I'm thinking most cremembers have no clue what's going to happen. Animators only work on small scenes in the first place. Voice actors only have access to info about their own character and even then only what they have on the script + anything extra Viv has shared for context. In terms of those who Know it's just Viv and her innermost circle.
Lmao at people who thought an Eden AU created by an animation slave for Helluva fucking Boss was going to be canon though
>>154511963Let guess Adam was the problem there?
>>154511982No, Adam, Eve Lucifer and Lilith were in a polyamorous relationship and Lute was the problem.
>>154505948Charlie and Vaggi combo for maximum spunk drainage
>>154511988>Adam, Eve Lucifer and Lilith were in a polyamorous relationship So classic dogshit combined with mental retardation. Thanks for informing me.
>>154511780it is fucked up in a funny way to see all the hellborn that just gets killed or abused for a laugh in Helluva Boss.like, unlike the sinners they aren't there because of their choices, the result of their actions. they were born in that pit of abuse, suffering and death. all of which created and ruled by Lucifer and Lilith it boggles my mind that vivi made it the same universe as Hazbin when it basically ruins the plot points of that series
>>154512040You've got to remember that fujoshi are some of the most misogynistic people on the planet so if Adam and Lute are doing the same thing then Lute is 10x worse for it because she's the womanReminds me a lil bit of how Eve is always blamed for stuff
>>154512052it also completely justifies adam and lute/eve seeing hell as a threat - lucifer has the hellborn for hell's citizens, and any humans sinful enough to fall 'naturally'. why does he allow the hellborn sins to actively tempt more humans to fall (we see them fighting the cherubs for 'custody' of a soul on the brink)? why can any demons travel to the human world at all, and even kill entirely innocent humans for that matter? like even ignoring being the sole judge jury and executioner of targets purely for money and on the word of one side, they put a lot of innocent bystanders in danger.what do lucifer or lilith want with more human souls at their disposal?>>154512136yeah one of the big things that turned me off adamsapple eventually was how these fics inevitably treated lilith, eve and lute. if they weren't evil masterminds they were bland little cheerleaders with zero opinions or purpose in the story beyond 'yeah we're cool with this!'.
I genuinely find Adamsapple to be complete OOC slop. The sheer amount of hoops and mental gymnastics required for it are insane. Like out of all the Fujo trash from these shows it's literally the worst.
>>154512210the art is pretty and the stories focused on porn are fine but the actual plots people come up with are hot garbage at best. it really is just people viewing radioapple as the normie enemies-lovers fujo ship and wanting to be different while also hating the vees.
>>154512210If it was just revenge rape toxic yaoi from Lucifer to Adam then that's not my thing but at least I could see where it's coming from. It's not though! Most of the big name fans insist they are a wholesome gay relationship.
>>154512236>If it was just revenge rape toxic yaoi from Lucifer to Adam Shouldn't it be the reverse? Adam raping Lucifer and forcing him to be a submissive boywife. Parading him around on a leashed collar while he's dressed as a girl in front of the sinner crowds.
>>154512260Adam isn't attracted to men so no that would be OOC.
>>154512278he's also dead but that doesn't stop anyone from bringing him back.
>>154512278It's Adamsapple. It is already OOC noncannon fetish bullshit. If you really want that shit though Adam forcefully turning Lucifer into a girl is the most realistic option.
>>154512376or force-femcifer as a more lenient punishment for the apple (alongside a mind-wiped/'reset' lilith) and becoming adam's third wife back in the eden era.
>>154512402Beautiful
>>154512417I don't think there has ever been a fanfic that does that.
>>154512417Eve wouldn't allow it.
>>154512451She'd drain Adam's balls till they would be empty. He'd look like that mexican alien covered in bite marks.
If we get Eden flashbacks in S3 I think they'll mostly focus on Lilith and Lucifer falling in love before Eve was created. Eve will only show up at the end.
>>154512428there isn't, it only exists in my delusional mind. >>154512451she does because femcifer is made entirely barren so she only has to compete with lilith.adam, eve and lilith all got factory-reset and don't remember anything about lucifer as a result, but since eve's around to keep adam company, lilith wanders freely. without that pressure to be with adam she ends up falling in love with adam naturally, but since eve hangs around adam the most she ends up being the alpha wife. femcifer actually ends up being the second ranked wife because she's so pathetic and sad that she pings all of adam's 'protect her!!' instincts.
>>154512530Please don't jinx it. That shit sounds so ass.
>>154512544>Adam cuddling with his very pregnant wifes Peak
>>154512562It allows a Lute reveal to be the season cliffhanger. Besides it makes sense that most Lucilith development happens before Eve exists.
>>154512600Man I just want some Eve content. I'm tired of two fraudsters.
>>154509954>Headcanon Alert
>>154512600Well, the cliffhanger or the surprise season finale villain that mogs the Morningstars and sets up for S4. We might get our ‘bad guy wins’ finale with S3.>>154512402Funny enough, this is how I want Lute reintroduced as Eve for the finale. Sitting on the beach in Lilith’s chair, flanked by her Exorcists, and looking smug as shit is now finally going her way again.
>>154512006White girlboss putting a Latinx ho in her place.
Do you know what I think would be the right thing to do with Lilith?Is to have her basically be what would’ve happened to Charlie if she’d lived for thousands of years, saw no meaningful change and developed Adam’s “been there, done with it” attitude.I think Lilith just gave up. She did what she could, it didn’t work, fuck it. She’s just jaded.Even when she learns about Pentious, she might say, “Okay, but that can just be a one off? Say you save a thousand souls, you’ve got thousands more coming into Hell by the day, Charlie. It’s like throwing rocks at the moon. It’s pointless.”
>>154512402Family Guy Death Pose
>>154512753>I think Lilith just gave up. She did what she could, it didn’t work, fuck it. She’s just jaded.mfw Lucifer was the less disillusioned one all along
I can't believe Vic will give a more interesting feminist arc to Eve than Lilith
>whole season for lilith and Lucifer's rich relationship of... uh... a song and dance number? >Viv u r of genious! That something as incredibly retarded as a protracted flashback could happen should be deeply concerning but considering we got the vox plot I guess it's more par for course. But can she avoid the inadvertent kino of walking into the rake of Adam being right yet again.Lilith in the garden is a recipe for the women moment of all women moments, when vivzies big Adam misogyny is trying to get Lilith to do literally anything while she shuts down and disassociates like a woman on naked and afraid (the tandem wilderness survival show a few years back) >The berries are right there, you didn't pick any. >So pick them >Baby, I need you to pick the berries >You have hands >Sure, whatever. Fuck it. God has me name all the animals all day and now I guess I gotta do this too.>(Some time later) You seriously didn't pick me any berries >Another day in paradise, thanks God. I sure do love my wife. Then lute is just helpful and proactive in building a life together.
>>154512780Lilith sounds like such a rebellious dreamer.
It'll be so awesome if, during her time in Heaven, Lilith was actually doing research and finding out all the secret shit that was going on. Really locking in.
>>154512780Of course Adam was in the right. Lilith cheated on him.
>>154508162“Charlie… do you think any of your subjects will mourn for you?”
>>154512910>Lily, pretending to be doing work doesn't really work when all we have sticks and stones.
>>154512910Not really. I'd be giving her an excuse for why she fucked off. Just have her be a bad person. Not pure evil but kinda of a shitty person.
I need a Japanese Nifty.
>>154512910Let's list the possibilities for Lilith>Lilith wanted to get back to Adam>She rose up against Heaven with the Sinners but failed and thus is a semi-hostage>She had a fight with Lucifer and wanted to get back to him the only way she knows>She gave up, made a deal and now just doing nothing.>She realized what kind of kingdom she and Lucifer made, realized how fucked up it is and wanted to wash her hands clean
>>154513276Ain't she actually Japanese?
>>154512780Lute/Eve is just gonna mogg her in every aspect while in the Garden. Would be funny if the whole leaving the Garden was done by Lilith only to get a reaction out of Adam only for it backfire spectacularly because he ended up getting a new much better wife and instantly forgot about her.
>>154512910>>154513187i could see her using that excuse to justify it to herself, except there's no grand secret conspiracy shit and it's all just as everyone said. she finds that so unsatisfying and is so annoyed that she risked and sacrificed so much for nothing that she's having a full blown existential crisis. she blew up her millennia long marriage with lucifer and her relationship with charlie for nothing. she made a deal with adam for shit he literally told her already and she just didn't want to believe him. thousands of sinners dead in exterminations, for exactly the reasons she was already told. and she doesn't want to deal with any of it or admit she was wrong, so now she's on a beach. the root of lilith's problem then becomes exploring that she's incapable of being happy with what she has, and can't stop chasing the end of the rainbow. nothing is good enough for her. not her kingdom, her husband or even her daughter and she doesn't understand why.
>>154513408>she doesn't understand whyBecause she's a slut
>>154513730Chill out Lute.
>>154513408 Since Vivi made Adam basically the most stereotypical male, will she make Lilith the most stereotypical female?Like, she is the most uncertain, flighty and vain woman in the world?
>>154512910How exactly? She’s at a beach all day and night.
>>154512600I’m so bored on you guys fixating this much on twist reveals over having an actual engaging story.
>>154513752Not wrong tho
>>154513888This series doesn't have an engaging story. It has queers, music, and semi-decent fight scenes.
>>154513888That engaging story? Cuckoldry and a convoluted plot about Lute being a bug and getting renamed.
The idea Lilith is a secret champion of the gay rapist cannibals of hell has to be the biggest stretch of any theory about the show. >Be you >Lilith (of the desert, ancient babylonian maneater turned singular first woman in antiquities own torah fanfiction) >Husband just wants to have sex all the time and be the steward of beasts because God said so, what a chauvinist boor >Trade up to jestermaxxing fallen archangel >Wait a fucking minute, is that my ex husband happy and fulfilled.jpg >Simp devil husband2 ensures Eve takes the apple causing fall of man and ejection from the garden>Adam loves her forever because she's his wife >Seethe and sneed>End up pregnant in unhappy marriage with duck obsessed softboy uwu and stuck until taking the first something better to show up Where does the off camera first sinner CHAZ occupation of hell fit and why would she care as the heaven aligned, daughter ignoring sun bather she's been shown as? The only thing that might fit in there is the apple/disobeying God "actually" being Lilith trying to free eve from preordained marriage to Adam and her taking it the entirely other way with free will to view her actions. A stepford wife parable that will invariably say the exact opposite thing.
>>154513994And on top of that Lucifer will leave her for Alastor anyway.
>>154514035no because alastor's confirmed ace-aro and probably just fucking with him.
>>154513994Considering how outright stupid Lucifer is, you think Lilith caused Lucifer to do everything he did? Can't be harder than literal X inside a warehouse.
>>154513888Listen MatPat you're in no place to judge when we know what You consider an "engaging" story. Piss off and come back when S3 comes out if you're tired of discussions.
>>154514035>>154514062You underestimate the cursed mind of a Fujo.
>>154514201Not sure how accurate this is. Ain't he taller.
>>154513956Abel and Lute revealing what they are would be the boss stage moment of the season to amp up the climax. Lilith is just a normal human with magic cheats regardless if she’s Eve or not. > convoluted plot about Lute being a bug and getting renamed.What’s convoluted over a true race reveal that explains what Exorcists actually are and how Lute was screwed over? It would mean Adam was one of the very few winners she actually has a relationship with and she has no real familiarity with Abel and Adam’s relationship with him. Not this bizarre thing of Eve secretly being Lute for thousands of years to get ignorant NTR’d by Adam. Like… why?
>>154514290Nobody cares MatPat. Stop being an attention whore.
It’s likely what happened with Eve is the one thing she and Lucifer regret. That Eve out of all them had no free will and obeyed Adam like a stepford wife robot.Maybe Lilith did have some resentment why Adam and Eve worked but she didn’t (it can simply be that she just didn’t love him), maybe she thought she was doing the right thing “freeing” Eve or to prove a point. Hell, it was probably a bunch of things. People are messy.>Lucifer or Lilith: “I didn’t do it to hurt you. You know that.”>Lute!Eve: “I know… I meant *nothing* to you. That’s worse, you asshole!”
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>>154514320Honestly I hope the whole Apple giving free will is complete bullshit. Lute/Eve already had free will and the two Frauds couldn't comprehend that. Lilith was to prideful to accept that she might have been the problem and Lucifer was just an idiot who was excited to test one of his many shitty ideas.
>>154514320All the more reason for Lute!Eve to double down on serving Adam faithfully: spite at Lucifer and Lilith for presuming they knew what she wanted.
It'd be bittersweet if Eve always had free will and genuinely loved Adam but Lilith assumed her replacement had her mind tampered with to obey because she herself did not understand how anyone could love Adam and was too prideful to see otherwise.
>so Eve was your wife... you loved her?>She is my wife and I love her
Lilith just doesn't get it
>>154514466Huh? Is Lute supposed to be Eve here and she's checking if he still loves the old her?
>>154514475even tumblr gets it i saw this text on a post with like 10k notes:i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You
>>154514365Maybe it’s actually true and it was a gateway for Roo to be present in a physical form.
>>154514593Based>also I'll Kill YouBased
>>154514319>>154514328>>154514338So wholesome
>>154514593People forget that a decent chunk of women love Adam style males.>I didn't count on my three 6'5 roommates-slash-trainers. Covered in tattoos, jeweled, and horned, these are like no men I've ever dealt with before.
>>154514759This is not Adam-style. Adam style is more like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
I'm getting my ass beat on discord over why GuitarPrincess is peak and good and should've been canon. Quick give me some arguments on why it'sso good.
>>154515264You're going to have to take the discord beating on this one anon.
>>154515264They have great chemistry and play off one another really well. It's a fun pairing. You find the size difference hot.
>>154515264>should've been canonWhat absolutely not no
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Season 2 bluray coming soon according to industry leaker.https://x.com/VHSDVDBLURAY4K/status/2073453038132732091
>>154515486>>154515501>Interlock your fingers with mine, divorced manFucking cute
>>154515264>guitarprincess is peakadam and charlie's voices would've sounded great together in a duet, enemies-friends-lovers, size difference, grumpy tsundere/chirpy sunshine, massive amounts of room for AU concepts (eg sinner adam, AU where adam accepts charlie's idea, AU where adam survives the final battle etc), cucking vaggi and trolling lucifer and lilith, charlie could knock up adam i believe in her. >should've been canonlol no take the beating my guy.
>>154515520fuck yeah, i hope whoever uploaded the commentary to youtube overlaying the show does the same with this too.
If Adam were still alive today I think he would've been a Mr Beast fan
>>154515501>>154515555Why do girls like it when you have much bigger hands than them?
>>154515580What? That's like the most random thing ever.
>>154515486man Japan really loves Adam
>>154515613'yay you keep my whole hand warm when it's cold' + 'can it grab my whole boob?' + 'you've got me i feel safe now' + 'wonder what that'd be like inside me'
>>154515613It's a reminder of men's physical superiority over women which is both comforting and a turn on
>>154515708Who doesn't?
>>154515564i forgot idiot x idiot.
>>154515708isnt that korean?
>>154515722>>154515731Huh I guess I never saw it that way. Thanks for clarifying.
I found a melodramatic comic on e621 and I have no idea why it was reposted there because it was neither furry nor porn where Adam stabs Lilith in the uterus to ensure she will be barren. Kind of crazy that people think he'd actually do that but man bad I suppose.
>>154515832What exactly is going on here?
>>154516052oh i saw that one on tumblr too, very odd comic.
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>>154516052Yeah pretty sure I saw it voiced on yt. Really fucking weird when people think Adam would actually do that.
>>154516070Okay, now try translating it so I don't have to breka my neck to read it
>>154516062Yeah it's kinda insane.
>>154516052>>154516062>>154516074sauce please? It seems very interesting
>>154516038Assuming you're a straight guy think of how you like it when you see a woman doing something dainty or cute. Now imagine if you were hardwired for your heart to flutter when you see the opposite things. That is women.
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>>154516219Ahh Adam you are so cartoonishly evil
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>>154516282Fin
Edgy AF. Also I presume pre S2 since that kinda got nuked with absentee mom chilling on the beach.
>>154516271Adam when he had to deal with many sons and daughters ending up as childless virgins.
I do feel like that comic is a bit stupid since...why even bother with embassies and treaties if you can just shank/get shanked? Might as well kill Lilith and be done with it if you are willing to go that far.
>>154516567That is the real question ever since Lilith was brought into Heaven.
>>154516353Nope, March 2026. The author has another comic with Stella being hunted down and killed by IMP in a slow and excruciating way (and it's portrayed as a good thing) so that's about all you need to know about them.
>>154516584>Yeah. Screw the people we cheated on!
Lilith Eve will please crazies like her. And I don’t like it.
>>154516634It's not because it's not happening. Good for us right MatPat. You want the nutjobs to be sad right? You don't wanna give these types of people the satisfaction?
>>154516634Luckily that's not going to happen because Lilith is not Eve.
>>154516584Well you can't really fix these types so hopefully S3 makes them rethink their choices out of sheer humiliation. Or maybe they add Lute/Eve to the castration scene because she'd definitely make Lilith barren out of spite.
Stabbing Lilith's uterus is too far but it's not out of the question that Adam would inflict bodily harm on Lilith, at least after Eden by the time they're divorced. He was about to murk her daughter.
>>154516603It is really funny how Vivi heard that and made Stella specifically more hatable and Octavia wrong for going off to her father.Blitzo/Stolas is a worse version of Vaggie/Charlie. Both are spontaneous decisions that happened because Vivi thought it was neat but the former consumed the whole show.
>>154516271based chadam
>>154516748I have no doubt Adam would go bats for Lucifer and Lilith but doing it in modern times, inside their own Embassy with a treaty even?Charlie is Charlie, is she weren't retarded none of it would have happened. (Or the very least if she, I don't know, went to Lucifer's with her sinners in tow)
>>154516748Idk. Him hurting Charlie could be pretty understandable if he just views her as an extension of Lucifer. She mostly looks like a female version of her dad so him channeling his hate for him onto Charlie is possible. Also such a mutilation scene fits Lute more and especially if she's Eve. Her making Lilith barren while literally bragging about motherhood would be more impactful because she's intimately familiar with it.
>>154516687It will happen. Why do you think I’m badly hoping he moves from her as soon he reappears?
>>154516833Absolute nonsense. You're the biggest poser ever MatPat. Was all that misogyny fake?
>>154516748>>154516830Adam only hurts Charlie when she stabs him with an angellic weapon.
>>154516865Was her trident an angelic weapon? Genuinely can't remember.
>>154516890It was actually Lucifer’s trident since you know the pitch fork imagery.
>>154516863It isn’t misogyny when the whore herself willingly has sex with the devil twice and abuses Abel and Charlie from originating from that, and then uses Adam up like a black widow. It’s just deranged.
>>154516865nah he smacks her off the dragon that doesn't die (reminder that the other dragon only dies because vaggi, for no reason, decides not to fly).
>>154516271This is so fucking based holy shit I'm gonna cum
>>154516994But anon, my poor demon woman.
>>154517007Who
>>154517035Lilith
>>154517077
>>154517104Would Vaggie lose her mind seeing this?
>>154517103Never heard of her
>>154517126Maybe
>>154517133She opened her legs to the devil
>>154517146MatPat stop being fucking weird. Can you talk like a normal person? This ain't a RPG.
Egg version.
Do you imagine Lute and Abel ever having an moment like this: https://youtu.be/quPd8wI6cVI?is=rgcux6ksKiYdPrmV
How did Adam behave during Eve's first ever pregnancy?
>>154517328Super affectionate and constantly doting on her. Also probably incredibly turned on by her pregnancy.
>>154517250Well, I guess it depends on who’s who in this situation. Is Abel Fox and Lute James? I can certainly see her saving Abel’s life at some point in the series, whether that’s to further cement his loyalty or if/when she redeems herself.
>>154517328It would be funny if Adam was worried that she was going to pull a full grown man out of there to be her new husband and an angel had to take him aside to explain what was going on. And that his own 'pregnancy' was a one-off in God's plan.
>>154517388You got the roles wrong. They’re both the Andross
>>154517328>be eve, before the advent of all medical science>you've been told 'be fruitful and multiply'>fuck does that mean>oh well sex is fun lets keep having that>something moves inside you one day>you remember seeing bugs emerge from a dead animal>panic.txt>'ADAM GET THE KNIFE'>'OK HONEY'>be lucifer down in hell>you and lilith spy on adam and eve from time to time just because>wait what's eve screaming about now?>WHAT THE FUCK>panic.gif>be sera up in heaven>the 'humans be fucking' alarm hasn't rang for a while>suddenly the 'humans be fucking up' alarm next to it sounds>adam's about to stab eve in the stomach>panic.exe>teleport down to stop them>phew just made it
>>154517463Would they have proper knives for that. Maybe stone knives and obsidian if they actually found some.
Adam giving morning sickness advice to Eve based on his 'experience' of pregnancy (he fell asleep and the angels pulled a hot babe out of him)
>>154517513>>154517463>>154517418Wouldn't they have some knowledge from seeing animal births in the Garden and outside of it. Baby animals are smaller and pregnancy in most animals is noticeable.
>>154517492if we assume the hazbin setting is 10k years old as per charlie's book, this spits adam and eve out about the point of highly specialised antler or bone-carved knives. stone knives would also be around (since we'd had those for like two million years) but a couple thousand years too early for metallurgy most likely. >>154517539my thing is just eve noticing the first kick. also pregnant animals tend to go into hiding for the actual delivery, so she and adam might not necessarily make the connection between 'thing moving inside that animal = baby' on their own.
>>154517539That's true actually plus they were probably made with string reproductive instincts. So Adam would have known he needs to keep his wife comfortable and safe and maybe he even built a nest of pelts for her during late stage pregnancy.
>>154515297>You find the size difference hot.I do. But only when Tall Male/Short Female.
>>154517744>But only when Tall Male/Short FemaleSo basically like the large percentage of current human society? Not exactly a ton of women that like short guys.
>>154517629i'm a little worried that the show might go all in on adam being a dick from the start to everyone always and have adam demand the angels deal with the birth because ew gross, then swoop in like 'I DID IT I MADE A SON' right at the end. i can see it happening. i hate this vision.
>>154517999If Lute is Eve I have hope they won't do that because Viv loves her some guitarspear
>>154517999Nah that shits lame. Adam actually acting as a midwife is a lot more interesting. Him actually putting in work when it comes to this sorta stuff makes sense since he was literally built for it.
>>154518109but how can he be a midwife? he'd never be mid at anything!
>>154518133True he'd be a peakwife.
>>154518149That's Lute.
>>154518258True.
>>154517999That’d be lame and predictable, so yeah I can totally see them going that route. Hope they don’t but I expect it.
>>154518036Peak comfy. Would be even comfier if he flipped over and her face was resting in his crotch instead so she got to enjoy that all natural cock and ball musk.
Ducks hit different after an X experience.
Less than five minutes after reuniting, Lute!Eve starts smacking Abel upside the head with her golden hand for that incident down in Hell.>Eve: “Call me a Bitch?! You think you’re a big man now your dad’s not here?! C’mere!!”(The other exorcists cringe and some look away)>Abel: “OW! OWW! No no, don’t intervene, ladies, I deserve this—OH MY EAR’S BLEEDING!”
>>154518283I'm sorry what?
>>154518286I need a scene of Lute dragging Abel away by the ear
>>154518286She brings out Adam's belt then proceeds to starting talking like a black mother whipping her child.
>>154518296Soon. You will understand.
>>154517797It's just a good thing.
I would give up my porn collection to get an Emily.
>>154518487Emily wouldn't make you give up your porn collection. She'd let you keep it.
>>154518286> Eve: ”Oh, Abie, one more thing: back in Hell, what did you call me?”> Abel: ”What?”> Eve: “You called me something. It wasn’t pleasant.”> Abel: ”Iiii don’t recall. A lot of people were yelling stuff—“> Eve: (removing her prosthetic arm) “Oh, that’s right! You called me a ‘bitch’. Now, is that how I raised you, Abel?”> Abel: (shitting himself) “No! Nononono, Mother, that’s not—I didn’t—“> Eve: “No, it’s not. I think heaven’s spoiled you a bit.” (Approaches him menacingly) “Don’t worry, I’ll here now…”(Adam’s ghost watches the beat down like a whooping spectator)>Adam’s Ghost: “GET HIM, MAMA! WHOOP THAT BOY’S ASS!!”
>>154518431Oh nice. Link to source?I am imagining in this universe, Lilith is angry at herself that she waited too long to make the deal she made in canon. If she did, she wouldn't have lost Adam to her own daughter Charlie.
In Eden they had no shame meaning Adam walked around with his cock out 24/7. Imagine
>>154519227>Adam still doesn’t feel shame.>He’s in the get up because it’s to fit into his new guardian duties. The main reason why he eventually became the only male exorcist in heaven.
>Lilith starts wearing clothes after being influenced by Lucifer>Adam is confused and angry that his wife won't let it all hang out any more and thinks she's too good for him now with her fancy garmants>Eventually starts wondering if he should wear clothes too to be as sophisticated as Lucifer but when Eve arrives she's a staunch nudist and he happily puts all thoughts of silly clothes out of his head
>>154519124I think it was just a one off by NattyCat (@NCat08) on X.
I wonder if the events in Eden actually made Adam think he had to take elements of Lucifer for Eve and for… the accident. And it carried over to the point he’s basically trying to take all of the Devil elements for himself, even rock and roll.
>>154519873What accident?
>>154520007It's matpat. He means serpent seed
>>154519308Eve is Rapunzel?
>>154520060That is extremely dark.
>>154520060I should’ve recognized him by the ellipsis.
zzz
>>154520320Here are the genocidal monsters we told you about.
>>154504548>Vivziepop says she wants retell the Eden story from a feminist perspective
>>154520781I actually fear that sentence so much with the Lilith Eve leak. How is it supposed to work when Eve is turned into a super villain.
>>154520807>Headcanon Alert
>>154520781Aren't there certain churches and sects that believe it is the sin of Adam? Hell, Islamic side puts the blame to both.
I want to put penis in Charlie's butt. My penis, rubber penis, someone else's penis...
>>154521184Are you a Duck toy?
>>154521260No, just a guy who doesn't like Hazbin Hotel but really want to fuck Charlotte "Charlie" Morningstar in her butt.
>>154521519Thats gross bro she like poops from there
>>154521790Just for that, I'm drawing her getting her butt stuffed with pp.
Is Looty back?
>>154521519This is like a real life Deltarune character.
>>154521088I'm pretty sure the apple being the sin of adam is the interpretation taken by mainstream sects, Eve disobeyed Adam but Adam disobeyed God type shit
>>154523347The New Testament basically confirms Adam died by simping for Eve.
>>154523347>>154523461Adam lies to God to cover for his cute dumb wife Lute
>>154523324Yeah, well, that's why I'm currently drawing Charlie getting fucked in the butt. Lines down, color next.https://files.catbox.moe/lyuqtf.png
>>154523825Did you reference this
Trying to draw Adam sucks. Nearly everyone draws him very poorly.
I was excited we had a drawfag but I looked him up on desu and it's a loli guy who mostly draws pedoshit and traces faces. Sad, we can't have shit can we.
>>154524124Maybe I will be one soon
>>154524239>Lute references the flood that is honored by the rainbow Maybe they think it’s about killing the gays.
>>154524239It is curious how Lute was strangely absent from the Pride merch and the earlier cafe merch. You have to wonder why given she’s not a small character.Is it because having her be straight alongside Adam and Abel indicates something? Or because her current form is not the one the show wants us to associate her with in future merch drops?Could just be a coincidence. Maybe my brain is a bit conspiracy addled, but would you be surprised if it turns out to be the case?
>>154523825Done. Now back to my commissions, anonymity and lurking.https://files.catbox.moe/1vysoq.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/rewn06.png
>>154524902I can never say no to more Charlie smut. Thanks
>>154523872Only ones that pulled it off were the screenshot edits
>>154524634As far as I know Lute doesn't have a ton of merch despite being popular. I wonder if the reveal is real she'll get a new design and that's gonna be the main merch one. It will probably sell like warm bread because of the hype.
>>154525136i was gonna compare how much merch adam and lute got compared to vox from the actual hazbin fan wiki but i got distracted staring at the staff artwork section for adam. hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/Adam/Gallery#Staff_Artwork
>>154525420As far as I know the Gravity trading card is stupid levels of expensive because of it's exclusivity.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/146933748098
>>154525420Interesting that wiki jannies left out all the shipping artwork from staff members but it ultimately makes sense because the average Hazbin fan is a retard who'd take it as canon.
>>154525590i'm a big fan of the role-swapped adam and lute personally, it's nice seeing adam's (albeit non-canon) actual figure.
I wish the Namco Bandai plushies made their way outside Japan.
>>154525852Cute
>>154525852they're on ebay at least, but it's pretty pricey and they're tiny. i have an adam and lute and i wanted to sew magnets into their hands so they could hold hands but i think the heads are too big...
>>154525888You could make them kiss instead!
>>154525852>In Japan you can just walk into any chintzy arcade and blow a couple tokens on the claw machine for some cute angelsIt's just not fucking fair huh.
>>154526050
>>154525951you are a genius.
>>154521790Hellspawn don't poop
>>154524634Because Lute isn't an ally. She just hates the gays.
>>154524902Why'd you cut out the hottest part?
>>154526315She would tolerate the gays more if she got to wear a cute matching outfit with Adam and maybe even got a kiss from him on the pride float.My man dislikes Pride mostly because he would like to get a flashy flag and fun costume for straight people and he feels left out, surprise surprise he loves the Adam pride merch and says he would participate in a parade if he could wear an outfit like that.
>>154526362Whatever happened to the black-orange Super Straight thing? Feel like that kinda fell off.
AI knockoff of Hazbin Hotel 'The Devil of Irrelevancy'Featuring a male and female romantic lead who are both somehow based off Alastorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtIkAYo-b_A
>>154526499You made this, didn't you?
>>154526506If I shat out an AI slop I wouldn't base it off Alastor
>>154526343Wow actual Hoof Charlie. Pretty rare. Respect.
>>154526456Super Straight was never going to be at Pride. Now we have straight people invited to Pride in good faith. People like parties and don't like not being invited to parties
New thread: >>154526557
