Straight Ally EditionPrevious thread: >>154526557Reminder that MatPat's official moniker is "Bugcuck." Anyone who addresses him otherwise will be shunned.
>>154545694
Would Bug Lute make those early fanarts of Adam and her canon?
>>154545682thank you canon straight ally adam we thank you for your services.
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>>154545714
What if Lute was actually a part of a failed effort of redemption of sinners that was alluded to by Lucifer in season 1, and they never knew what happened to the angel herself.
What if Lute needs to go for flea and deworming treatment but it's just so hard to catch her
>>154545750Adam will need a whole army to deal with it.
I want to draw a disfigured Lute, something attrocious.
>>154545758It's not Lute's fault she's so dirty. She can't shower in the exorcist barracks or the others will notice she has a human pussy and asshole instead of a nice practical cloaca
>>154545750>>154545758>>154545778she gets put in one of those sheep dips.
>>154545778They all have vaginas and butt holes
Lute needs a layer of dirt and blood to hide the scent on menstruation from Adam's keen nose. It's just a little something called Heavenly Aura
>>154545798Vaggie only has one hole. I checked
>>154545846That’s from her face
>>154545790like people hear 'adam cleans the exorcists personally after each extermination' and think it's either really hot or really creepy but really it's just thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z7QNW2RxcA
Straight Ally Adam who loves anal play so long as it's not a dick shaped dildo because that's gay. If you're a chick and you want to stick your arm up there and use him as a hand puppet go nuts though
>>154545883Adam will only clean them personally if he changes his thoughts about them.
Adam probably has a huge asshole. He's a big guy. Imagine.
>Lute and Abel are more comfortable in living in dark and creepy basements.
>>154545918He needs all of the fart power he needs.
>>154545914>He treats them like little girls that need their booboos checked.
>>154545918He's probably got hemorrhoids from mostly eating ribs and fucking up his GI tract
>>154545962Lute has to put them back inside him
>>154545887>>154545918no prep necessary just lube up and go. lute's new arm has a vibrate function she'll never get to use on him...
I think I lost my phone inside Adam's rectum. someone call it please.
>>154545999instructions unclear, i am now also lost inside adam's rectum.
>>154546011Sorry you got anal vored. I'd call an ambulance but I lost my phone you see
>>154546019it's fine, the ambulance would probably end up in here anyway.
>Lutes right eye will be revealed to be artificial
>Adam coming back causes huge changes for Lute and the Exorcists.>He acts like a total mom dad and it is driving Lute crazy.
What do you think would've happened if Lute died instead of Adam?
>>154546461Adam depression
>>154546461>the death of just one exorcist made him want go TOTAL DEMON DEATH>still got back up to continue fighting after Lucifer beat him upHe would commit genocide or die trying.
>>154546670Maybe resurrected Adam is feeling sad right now.
>>154545719Why do I love her so much
>>154547588You're normal
Spending pretty princess points on Adam hugs!
>>154547858
It’s kinda surprising that the main reason why this series even has constant attention is because Adam is the only likable person in the show and has to be strawman’d to the face of the sun to even be a villain.
>>154547960He's objectively the most likeable out the show's supposed villain roster.
>Adam hasn't popped back up in heaven because Seras vaggie'd him into hell >Just not the pride ring >Lucifer has known the whole time >Reverse pentious of Adam very pissed off in the demon rings having to deal with their bullshit in Dis(or whatever Viv considers the main cool kids club area) >Is not enjoying infinite demon pussy being thrown at him he's married>Charlie "saves" him, rebukes daddy, and they try and find a non kill urself way to do not redeem and bypass Angels playing God. >Sees how the other half lives >Tells Vaggie she's in a toxic relationship out of legitimate care and concern >Y...y...yeah well what would you know -charlie >I know because I fucked your mom
>>154548232Sera being the hypocrite she always was.
>>154548232Adam really was going for the classic:> I "befriended" your mom last night
>>154548307Sera has issues. She's funnier if you imagine she's a lesbian femcel.
>>154548320>Sera is just jealous that gets to have Adam an army of cute girls instead of her
>>154548320I really want to see Abel set her hopes and dreams to flames because it would be hilarious.
>>154548468He does that by being a pussy who can't act or assure Heaven's safety. He's already a disappointment compared to his dad Adam.
>>154548627The acts he did before he died was sacrificing his own beloved pets to God. I think Adam and Eve were the main factors purposely pushing him down from pursuing himself and it enabled the other siblings to succeed further than him.
>>154548686Nope. Abel just sucks currently and sucked while he was alive. He is competent in the biblie but Viv is not doing that and definitely going for sad uwu boyfailuire to fill the specific niche. You can tell from the art she likes of him.
>>154545682This show is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>154545682For once in a thousand moons. Adam is based.
>>154545790Makes me think of Australian sheep.
>>154548785Adam's always based. When has he ever not been based?
>>154548753The lamb sacrifices were the main reason why Cain killed Abel. Violence was Hazbin’s Abel service to God. And for some reason, Abel is expected to be the Head Exorcist by the Speaker and she would be confused that he isn’t. And that entire job is all about violence.What Abel even wishes to be is just like Lute. A chick Adam wanted to tone down the violence for in the first season.Look at how he react to Vox and the sinners in his second episode. He straight up thrown the basket at them in the same episode Lute barely hold herself back from smiting them.One thing that caught my eye is the realization that Adam never taught him how to properly handle weapons, so Abel had to learn to use his tools to kill his own lambs by himself. There is nothing right about Abel. Nothing at all.
Bugcuck is being a weirdo again.
Helluva Boss thread-senpai is embarrassed by us again. How can we fix this?
>>154548958Where is this from?
>>154549017I don't have the sauce, sorry anon
I think the difference between Hazbin Hotel fans and Helluva Boss fans on 4chan is that Helluva Boss fans don't actually like their show as-is. They only like it if they can self insert Anon and make the characters revolve around him. Hazbin Hotel fans play dolls with the characters we already have.
>>154549150That is way too accurate.
>>154549150They hope their show will get better. We just pray ours doesn't get worse.
>Your family pet whom you've had since you were a boy passes away last night.>This ultra good boy goes to heaven, and someone takes note.>They come down to comfort you.Is it Sera, Emily, or the Voice that comes to you?
>>154548320>She's funnier if you imagine she's a lesbian femcel.While I can see the potential humour with Sera being a lesbo femcel, I still think Lute being a Supreme Gentleexorcist femcel is funnier>Some of you angels are alright. Don't go to the chamber of the Speaker tomorrow
>>154549542It can be both. Heaven must be filled with those types.
>>154549571For sure.>LuteDefinitely (it's why I struggle with the "Lute is Eve" theory)>SeraSure I can see that>EmilyShe's a bit harder to read in that regard, because she comes across more as an inadvertent sex-haver than either a femcel or someone who has that as their main hobby.
>>154549855Lute could be creampied a thousand times and still have the heart and soul of a femcel
>>154549419Bird Mommy Speaker
>>154550362Bitey
>>154550362i feel like adam's the kind of guy so used to taking the lead with all the physical affection in a relationship that when a girl is the one taking initiative with kissing/love bites and stuff he's all ???!!! and just fucking melts. like that one post where the guy's girlfriend washes him in the shower and he's all overwhelmed by the intimacy and love from her. fucking cute as fuck i love guitarspear man.
>>154550362Careful, she hasn't been vaccinated.
So...why did Adam and Exoricsts leave angelic weapons in Hell?Like, I can see it as them giving a way for Sinners to kill each other and helping with keeping the population down but I feel like giving your enemy the only thing that can hurt you outside of Lucifer is a bad idea.
>>154550781Does she have cooties?
>>154550861Viv needed Heaven to be really stupid so the hotel retards could stand a chance. She really could have averted this by having the base angelic weapons lose their permanent killing properties when wielded by sinners. Have it so Carmila discovered a special reforging technique that bypassed this restriction. It would also explain why Vaggie didn't know angelic weapons could kill angels. As far as she knew they would be worthless in sinner hands and she ain't soloing the entire exorcist army.
>>154550861>>154550920i think the idea was that the sinners would start murdering each other with the left behind perma-death weapons as well, allowing for in-fighting to destabilise them and prevent them from unifying under a strong leader like lilith again - overlords can never truly trust they won't someday get a knife in the back, for example. if the sinners were even fractionally better people it wouldn't have worked, but well...
>>154550880Maybe
>>154550991Interesting.
>>154550588Men need to be smooched all over their cute dumb faces and cuddled and massaged and be laid gently in women's laps and have their hair played with and stroked. Failure to do so is a disgrace to any hot blooded woman's inner divine pussy monster
>>154551052Chill out Eve.
you know, I hear so much about how Charlie wouldn't let Adam into her hotel or how she would kill him actually or how Adam is the worst.then I remember Charlie did a friendship beam with Valentino and others.Is Adam even in the top 10 worst people Charlie knows but doesn't care?
>>154550861For the same reason you don't see merkavas or namers in Lebanon with cope cages: complacency. I mean ffs we see in season 2 how major decisions are handled in Heaven, so them ignoring what could become a problem down the line is perfectly within character for them.
>>154551100she also told lucifer to stop hitting him when he had adam dead to rights, and was fully prepared to let him walk away alive from the hotel attack, despite everything.
>>154551100>I hear so much about how Charlie wouldn't let Adam into her hotel or how she would kill him actually or how Adam is the worst.That's mostly just the fandom being retarded. Realistically if sinner Adam happened she would try to redeem him. Less out of selfless reasons and more for PR reasons and to show the potential of redemption.
Thinking about the whole Angelic Steel, Angelic power killing Sinners (and Angels) permanently.Does it actually?Pentious got killed by Adam and showed up in Heaven because he was redeemed. Meaning it doesn't actually destroy souls.I feel like it works like how mortals die than actual destruction. Maybe they reincarnate into a Hellborn or hell, a Human with no memories?...Is there a newborn human with Adam's soul on Earth?
>>154551142>That's mostly just the fandom being retarded. Realistically if sinner Adam happened she would try to redeem him.Pretty much. Episode 3 of season 2 confirmed as much.
>>154551212Why does Hazbin Hitler look like Stolas?
>>154551142it's kind of hilarious how many people watch the show and then want to deny the central conceit of the show when it comes to the characters they personally hate.
Could Charlie redeem Turel, a Vampire from the Legacy of Kain?
>>154551357Lute is the biggest victim of this.
>>154551547How can you hate Lute?
>>154551780You can't. She's that lovable.
>>154550588>like that one post where the guy's girlfriend washes him in the shower and he's all overwhelmed by the intimacy and love from her.Don't most women do this? Seriously.
>>154551185It’s actually God’s power.
>>154550588> like that one post where the guy's girlfriend washes him in the shower and he's all overwhelmed by the intimacy and love from her.Lute would be the one getting washed by Adam
>>154552298They wash eachother. It's their classic bonding activity.
>>154552335She dotes on her beloved Sir.
>>154552390Pre face reveal art I presume. Adam ain't that black.
Hold on a sec, did Adam actually eat the forbidden fruit in this show?
>>154552507We assume he did. It's not directly stated in the show. I guess they had other priorities instead of actually explaining what the actually happened with that shitty story of hell book.
>>154552475Nope. Adam wears long black gloves in the show as part of his mask ensemble. The artist also draws him maskless without the gloves.
Why is she making that face?
>>154552507He never made a mistake. No
>>154552507>>154552543most boring scenario is that adam and lilith were both given the apple as scheduled and par for the course (which was why lilith was able to leave for lucifer) and then either adam or the angels (or both) decided not to give the apple to eve so she wouldn't run off. >>154552557fffffucccccck i have never seen a single piece of fanart for other ships that matches how fucking comfy and cosy guitarspear (and pretty much every other popular adam ship) gets, this is what you miss out on when all your characters are twinks!!
>>154552722Eating the Apple kinda introduced sin into the world so I'm not sure if Adam and Lilith ate the apples since Eve eating is the confirmed sin trigger. Maybe Adam ate one after Eve but I'm seriously thinking Lilith should be excluded.
>>154552713Could be a case of him not considering eating the apple to be a mistake. Maybe he did it for his wife so he doesn't treat it as a bad thing. He does have "stick it to the man" as one of his rules that get you into heaven.
>>154552798Being with Eve after she did that would be something Sera and the rest of Heaven would be against.
>>154552845It's Adam. He fundamentally does what he wants and what he thinks it's right.
>>154552775if the apple is the apple of free will though, it makes sense both that the angels/adam were like 'nah' when it comes to eve having the apple and why lucifer and lilith might overlook the whole 'sin' thing when giving it to her.
>>154552722Oh yes. It's comfy and cosy time
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>>154553384Cute little heart
>>154553177HE SO SAD WATCHING HER GO FUCK
Abel oddly has a lot similarities with Noelle from Deltarune.
>>154553717He isn't going to rape anyone so I don't really see where you're getting at.
>>154553782Noelle was very unassuming blonde bucktooth in the first chapter and then in the next one she starts freezing people to death.
>>154553811Abel ain't a secret bloodthirsty mastermind bent on revenge. That's just you being a idiot Bugcuck.
https://files.catbox.moe/xg73j7.pngwaow....
>>154554079Years of experience to make this
>>154554079Oh Lute is bi here. Based
>>154552690Forced to stare at a lesbian
>>154554079>tfw showed my partner this image and he says we can try butt stuff
Give me your Hazbin Hotel Sinnersona NOW!
>>154554079destroy that ass!
>>154554387My heavensona is a weakling.
>>154554577Tell me more.
>>154554714Tells to act all cool and masculine. Easily deflated by any sort of conflict whatsoever. Occupied by a female heavenborn companion that is actually experienced in punching someone on the face.
>>154554387no sinnersona but i have a pair of exorcist twins - one is named Double-D after the cup size and one is named Double-Dee after the character (he reminds him of abel) and they like to make people guess who is who. it's very easy to win that game because they're not the brightest.
>>154555075Are they both girls
>>154555092yeah. adam can tell them apart perfectly but nobody else can.
>>154555092by 'he reminds him of abel' i meant the character double-dee from ed edd and eddy reminds adam of abel, not the exorcist. not as favourite, just an odd coincidence in his mind.
Spindlehorse employees have just been banned from selling Hazbin fan merch. The policy applies to Spindlehorse employees only not fans generally. I guess Viv and the inner circle got tired of people assuming all staff shit is canon? lol
>>154555169Abel acts way more like Eddy.
>>154555451>>154555502Probably for the better.
>>154555502this is because of the artists who worked on that alastor fan song video isn't it? oh well.
>>154555502>I also have to pull all art contributions to fanzines/projectsWow! Scorched earth!
>>154555502I seriously wonder if Jesus orchestrated this.
The power of an Alastor Music video
>>154555451>>154555534>>154555740TLDR? What happened?
>>154555770Look: >>154555502
>>154555740Alastor fangirls are so cucked. Viv is so possessive of him.>oh you ship charlastor? NO that's the worst ship and I'm gonna publicly hate on it like a 14 year old on bluesky>have a crush on him more generally? nope he's asexual he does not have sex your art of him banging is non canon and will never be canon>and don't even dare think of making a music video about him
>>154555770the alastor fan song video did an oopsie by putting 'official' in the title, not making it REALLY obvious it was fanmade, and most likely most importantly having some actual spindehorse employees work on it. amazon popped a copyright claim and now looks like they're cracking down on fan merch created by employees. everyone else is fine though.
Were there any spindle employees making popular Adam merch? If no I don't care.
So uh, do we like, Adam to cleanse the Earth or something. Why are there even animals cults?
>>154556186What’s that from?
The Chinese will just take all the withdrawn fanmerch designs, manufacture it at lower but passable quality and sell it on AliExpress.
>>154556209Helluva Boss short MISSION: CHUPACABRAS.It is on a farm in Mexico. (Also shows how stupid everyone on Earth is, like Hell and Heaven. I swear Adam is probably like how he is because he is sick of stupidity)
>>154556186I wonder if this has much darker implications about Alastor
>>154556282Abel is next in line in losing his mind from the world around him.
Those goats were biting off arms and swarming like zerglings even before they turned into Satanism.
Bring me agent two
>>154545682that cant be trueshe gave me a nursing handy in the back alleyI just ha to promise to be her good little boy
The curse of Serpent Seed makes me think season 3 will actually have a lot of lore elements that would be relevant for seasons 4 snd 5.Abel being one makes him a destined threat by God.But that also means Charlie will be too, likely under Roo.
https://x.com/didiyaoyao/status/2070284083419041903?s=46
>>154557405This person's stuff is cuuuute.
>>154556886Similar to Angel, she's willing to go straight for pay
Haven't drawn in a while. Have an agent.
>>154555841Petty bitch Viv strikes again. I don't care for Gabriel nor what he has done but snatching away a source of income for all your employees when you under pay most for not being your favorites? And then having fans pay to enter a raffle for shitty merch? Imagine being Lux and knowing your involvement caused that woman to throw a melty to you and your coworkers like this.
>>154558628I really wish Lute and Abel weren’t mystery lore bait characters that don’t do anything till their lore is exposed because it’s a main reason why they hardly have fanarts.
>>154558657The fact that they are lore bait is one of the reasons why they're the most likeable characters in the show along side Adam. They haven't been fucked up by bad writing
Funny how even people who otherwise don't like this show seem to like Adam (and Lute too).
>>154560189They're just that good.
*takes over your gay demon show*tch... nuthin personnel hellspawn...
>>154560347>gay woman demon show>best character is a straight man angelpottery
>>154560189I'd say it also applies to the other Heaven characters too, as well as any character properly introduced in the show proper. Anything associated with the pilot to them is, for better or worse, associated with "one big dated gay joke after another."
>>154560585I actually think Lute is the best character but it's close.
>>154560585And his straight woman paramour, and his straight man son is well appreciated too, and his son's possibly future queer gf as well, and his son's possibly future gf's lesbo sister as well as well.
>>154560599It's either straight woman or straight man so in the end the best characters are the straight demon hating ones.
Will you forgive Viv for the rest of her hackneyed writing if the Eve-Lute twist is real and executed well?
>>154560674Probably. Either way it's gonna piss off a lot of people if Adam has a wife who genuinely loves him and confirming Lute who by extension is Eve being straight will cause pure outrage.
I think Adam and Lute are such good characters because Viv secretly likes them but not in the Tumblr sexymen fetish way( like Vox, Alastor, Lucifer, etc). I also get the feeling that there's several writers who hate Adam and Lute so they're safe from the usual issues that plague most characters because the writers would rather play with them like dolls instead of having them act organically.
>>154560674I'll forgive her hackery is she course corrects and gives Adam the respect he deserves
>>154560735I feel like Abel’s character is good but because he’s also in set up mode, he’s limited to people overestimating how nice and soft he is on the surface for about two years till he’s finally able to reveal much uglier parts of himself in season 3.
Why is my wife obsessed with this character?
>>154560674She hasn't done anything wrong in my eyes, or more specifically, hasn't done anything to piss me off enough to warrant an apology; and truth be told I'm pretty impartial to the whole Eve-Lute thing. Of course I would want it, or whatever she has planned for Lute, to be done well.
>>154560891She's a Fujo.
>>154560816He's really couldn't do much unless his Mom and brother show up since that's where the real saucy bits are gonna be. But that's a thing for later seasons.
>>154560926Mom and brother? They might be the S3 villains. Lilith Eve and whoever is her secret agent in Hell to manage her operations for her.Lute hates the former chick a lot already.
>>154560956Here's come BUGKEK with his fanfiction. You can't entertain a discussion without spazzing out like an autist can you?
>>154560964Who are you?
>>154560967Don't bother Bugcuck. You're the only retard here with such obvious tells.
>>154560971Are you a living anime character
>>154560979Genuinely wtf is wrong with you. Are you allergic to the concept of talking like a normal human being?
Gentlemen, who is Best Angel Girl?
>>154561000Lute. Any other pick doesn't come close at all.
>>154558132Cute, thanks for drawing
>>154561000Sera
>>154560983What is this panicking woman going on about?
>>154561030Bugcuck stop being a fucking weirdo. You have so much brain rot from gooning to NTR porn that it has become a fundamental part of your shitty fanfic. You are one step away from trooning out like your favourite character Jax.
>>154561056Okay. You definitely seem insane.
>>154561067You have went on long speeches about how you are the chosen of God and how he will smite us for our sins. You ain't in no position to call people insane you retard.
>>154561092Oh. You want to read Psalm 37 with me?
>>154561110 Somehow you managed to be a Christian Larper. It would be genuinely impressive if it's wasn't so psychotic.
>>154561138True Christians are supposed to be hated.
>>154561000LUTEUTE
When is Looty gonna get unbanned?
>>154561236July 13th apparently according to her Twitter.
Newfag getting jannied for doing something stupid is a classic initiation ritual. You're in the sekrit club now Looty. They'll email your 4chan Gold activation code shortly
>>154561314Pretty sure she got banned because Bugcuck was salty and he mass rep all her posts. He does that.
>>154561353Nah. That woman gets herself to trouble with multiple sites.
Bugcuck vs Looty had go-away head and drew zero dimes, but you what was kino though? If you were around for it on /hhg/, Bugcuck vs Loonaschizo was pure cinema, it got to a point where they were threatening to beat eachother up irl shit was mad funny
>>154561436That loona guy ended up going deep into witchcraft.
>>154561451Gonna expose the business a bit, but it was more like he was one of the greatest troll characters ever created on /hhg/ Bugcuck
>>154561513I don’t think you realize how deeply disturbing that concept of a person actually is.
>>154561409I mean she has no filters but on 4chan you really need a salty loser to call the jannies for you to get into trouble.
>>154561543There is no such thing as no consequences in this reality. They get paid up sooner or later.
>>154561536>>154561551Bugcuck just shut the fuck up. Nobody asked for your input.
>>154561561Your life has been getting worse, hasn’t it?
>>154561585Nope. It's actually going pretty good all things considered.
>>154561607By the way you’re acting, I know it’s not true.
>>154561614No Bugcuck. Me shitting on you does not mean my life is going bad. It's a actually the opposite. Pointing out how much of a retard you are is a surprisingly enjoyable experience. Just because I sound angry when I type and use slurs doesn't mean I'm actually angry. I'm actually super zen and chill when I say you're mentally challenged.
>>154561652So much desperate screaming. That little “All things considered” tells me enough.
>>154561543apparently from her own words it was because she posted a link to kiwifarms
>>154561678That gives me a lot of red flags.
Bugcuck is being a retard again.
>>154561709Adam broke the logic of perspective
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>>154561709It took a single fight to break all the mystery of Alastor and make him buckbroken for most of Season 2.Thank you Adam, Heaven doesn't deserve you
>>154561825And when we finally found out the mystery of Alastor in s2 it really wasn't that interesting
>>154561929They had nothing good to hide in the first place. They need their mystery to appear stronger.
>>154561825>>154561929>>154561977S2 revealed his whole thing with Vox was that Whitman wanted to buck break him. Not exactly compelling stuff.
>>154562013No. Alastor’s whole thing is that he wants to buck break everyone. Vox wants him to desire him.
>>154562039>Alastor’s whole thing is that he wants to buck break everyoneHe's black( technically mixed). He can't buck break others. Only him can be buck broken.
If we are posting Alastor memes
Alastor ending up whiter in hell oddly makes him more horrifying than him being a white person. That shows a huge amount of hatred behind his appearance.
>>154562107A black cannibal pretending to be the predator dealing with demons even before going to Hell...Ends up as a whiter deer, a prey animal, who is stuck in a deal with a demon.You can't convince me Hell doesn't twist your form as an ironic punishment. Which should tell you all about the child looking Sinners.
>>154561010=D
>>154562128What does it say about Mayberry and Martha?
>>154562128Alastor even has a Cain parallel in having a mark on his forehead he hides away.
>>154562145Who? I don't remember those guys in the show. Are they part of the Cannibal town or something?
>>154562176They're from the first episode of Helluva Boss. Mayberry was a teacher that found her husband was cheating on her with Martha, some housewife. She drove home, shot them both, then killed herself. Later when IMP kills Martha, as it seems she survived the initial shotgun to the face, she wound up in Hell with Martha. They're both simple, purplish demons, though Martha is more red with a missing eye and if I remember, antlers.
>>154562176Pretty sure they're from Helluva Boss.
>>154562207Sounds like their sins are simple and basic so they ended up simple and basic.
>>154562227NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Don't cut the hair.
>>154562207Interesting that Martha is the one with antlers when traditionally antlers are a symbol of being a cuckold (COUGH ALASTOR). Martha was doing the cucking.
Meanwhile ovine/caprine horns like the ones on exorcist uniforms are associated with being horny and fertile.
>>154561024Made for cockroach demon girlshttps://files.catbox.moe/x9v99d.flac
>>154562466>36 minutesWhile I appreciate it being in god's chosen audio format, what the fuck am I going to be listening to?
>>154562227Oooh, source?
>>154562252Antlers are the symbol for cuckholding? A neat factoid. In a way it fits. She cucked Mayberry out of her husband, and she was shot like a deer.
>>154562466Who made this? That Nifty is adorable.
>>154562509>what the fuck am I going to be listening to?Canon>>154562774https://x.com/MacStarVA
>>154562777>Nifty has the power to hypnotize Seraphim by using her giant eye.That's an odd power to give her but I like it.
>>154562786It was foreshadowed back in S1
>>154562815And here I thought that that was just a joke about her being hypnotized by booze
>You will listen to the good Hazbin Hotel ASMR and you will like it.
>>154562766Well its more like horns are the symbol of being cuckholded which is ironic nowadays given the usage of the word bull. Back then being the wearer of the horns was a euphemism for being cucked
>>154562979>DEEPEST LORE
>>154562979Well shoot. That's some deep symbolism I didn't foresee. Neat!
>>154562959I already do.
>>154562959>Adam loudly eating ribs.
>>154562579applestarxx on Tumblr :)>I looove Eve's designs, you can always tell which theory the person believes in
>>154561201i think lute with a tiny cute bastard adam mascot hidden somewhere is my favourite genre of lute solo art.
>>154564459>Eve is Lute>Eve is Roo>Eve is Rosie?( Can't fully tell with the third one)
>>154564734Third one is Rosie!Eve yeah.
>>154564463Tiny Adam is really one of the best things this fandom has come up with
When you do see Lute!Eve art it's always post-Eden Earth. Don't think I've seen her portrayed in the garden.
>>154564767There ain't really that much Lute=Eve art compared to the others so it's understandable.
>>154564745A lot of Rosie=Eve stuff kinda excludes Adam for some reason. I guess the people who like said theory like the concept she deeply hates him.
>>154564797Rosie-Eve is the one I think is most likely to be le oppressed woman with a shitty husband. I hope it's not that one.
>>154564822Rosie, already has a husband, Frankie
>>154563894>Adam eats ribs while lute stands at parade rest.
>>154564822It's also the most lackluster option. Like everything else is more interesting than Eve larping as a Victorian cannibal. She also doesn't really interact with Adam or Abel or seems to give a shit about her old life or role. Basically feels like the most nothing burger theory ever.
>>154564832Frankie is a chick
I think it's kind of messy if Lute coexists with an Eve who still loves Adam. Lute exists alongside an Eve who fell out with Adam a long time ago and doesn't want anything else to do with him? Yeah, I can see why they created the Lute character so Adam's not JUST a strawman. Lute being Eve and being in love with Adam? Yeah, that also makes sense and explains why Lute's so devoted. Lute being a separate character from an Eve who does love Adam though, I don't get that. Why spend so much of the audience's time on Lute's feelings in that case? Seems redundant.
Hmmm
>>154565362Hmmmmmm
>>154565354It could work with an Eve that loves Adam but refuses to change.
>>154565362Pink and gold!!!
>>154565362It’s parallels
What if the heaven building in the center of the pentagram city used to be a a much more important location till the one who’ve originally lived there left?
What if Heaven is like parkour civilization and Adam ascencended to parkour pro instead of dying?
>>154566320Adam not dying when he went to heaven is actually something I have thought about for awhile. If he presumably never ate the fruit that causes death how could he have ended up there in the first place.
>>154566462plot twist he's back in eden as a fully reset blank slate.
>>154566474Is he still fat?
>>154551224He was so evil that he became a goetia
>>154566588No. He got resent back to his original weight. It is your mission to feed him till he regains his chunkiness.
>>154566320At Eden, everyone could jump as high as they wanted. Then come Lucifer and Lilith who tricked Eve into eating the Apple, making it skill based compation instead of something you automatically did well.Everyone who can't jump on Earth goes to Hell. Those who can go to Heaven. Those who do it really well becomes Angels like Adam. Charlie's dream is teaching those who cannot jump at all, Sinners, how to jump and redeem themselves.
>>154566850Adam would do the one block vertical jump for the beef and make it look easy.
>>154566873Adam can do the impossible 3 block vertical...on fences... back to back. That's how he became an Archangel from a mortal soul.Angels by default can do a double jump and this only made Adam stronger. Each set of wings gives you an additional jump.
>>154567113An Adam with proper proportions?Impossible.
Looty is now yapping on her twitter about having a secret source she can't talk about publicly that proves the Lute=Eve theory. I hope she's right and it's not absolute fucking delusion. I'm so ready to rub it in the faces of everyone who had headcanons that annoy me. Truly this is what cartoons are all about.
>>154567221False alarm. Damn.
>>154567221>>154567287Pretty much expected.
To think there might have been a time she truly did care for him.That’s what thousands of years of estrangement will do to ya.
>>154567291
>>154567287Man, don't fuck with my emotions like that.
>>154567287Elaborate
>>154567304One of the reasons why I like AdamXLilith
>>154545682>Make the show where Satan is the good guy>It portrays the nasty hopeless world trapped in an ever-escalating cycle of abuse and toxicity>And the creator is caught in controversy in a real lifeMan, why do satanists always end up producing the best Christian propaganda put there. As an atheist, this is quite disturbing.
>>154567221>about having a secret source she can't talk about publicly that provesI thought everyone does this kinda shit all the time, i know i sure do
>>154567701I also like it but how it relates to the picture?
>>154567706Jesus has divine spite to use them.
>>154567670https://x.com/Lute__CEO/status/2074975580743991421
>>154567706>Make the show where Satan is the good guy Technically Lucifer is portrayed as the good guy( ignoring the fact that the show does a shit job at it) since Satan is different guy who does nothing but hype himself up and looks like some biker dragon.>It portrays the nasty hopeless world trapped in an ever-escalating cycle of abuse and toxicity Hell is a shit hole because it's leadership is incredible brain-dead and the fuckers there are complete scum who make their own lives harder by being pieces of shit.>And the creator is caught in controversy in a real lifePretty sure Viv isn't a Satanist but just kinda of a retard. She has zero impulse control which results in her usually digging herself into a deeper hole.
>>154567826I can’t believe Adam will name a bug.
>>154567779Romantic complexities. For all the "representation" the show has, it really doesn't have a single interesting romantic relationship. All the gays behave exactly the same. Vaggie is Charlie's pet she doesn't listen to. Cherri and Sir P might as well not exists. The guy they added the show is just there to be the IT and mostly doesn't exist even if he plays patty cake with Nifty.Helluva is better, if only for MxM and all the Blitzo fuck ups but StolaXBlitzo is so toxic and warped the show around it that it doesn't really do much for me..
>>154567886canonically put his dick in one given the virtues.
>>154567893Ok. I agree.
I'm thirsty. Milk thirsty.
>>154567970
>>154567938It’s honestly Lute’s non-reaction to it that gets me. She quiets hard down when Adam says demon and angel relations are hot and that demon part is really obvious with Lute.
>>154567970>>154567991gonna make cheese curds for poutine out of it.
Really funny to imagine that Lilith is just chilling while all the stuff Charlie and others go through
>>154568031He sets a big fucking plate in front of you and grins when you take that first squeaky bite.
>>154568054She wanted a tan. Can you judge her.
Does Viv have a significant amount of bug art for Vaggie or was Vaggie just a normal girl with that theme stapled to her butt
>>154568241And it didn’t even work on her corpse body
>>154568266She's trying. Ain't her fault her biology got messed up ( technically it is her fault).
>>154568253I think the second. Vaggie was one of her original middle school OCs ( originally in a relationship with Angel Dust). She was at one point a moth sinner ( which is why she's Latino despite it making no sense in the current show). Got changed into a Angel when the show got picked up by Amazon.
So Lilith going to keep her Jessica rabbit dress on for season 3.
>>154568338We don't know. I wonder how stinky she actually is.
Bless this woman. Yeah, Lute is deffo the main villain of S4. S3 is setting the stage I think S2 was originally going to before things got chopped and changed.
>>154568336Seems like a missed opportunity. Although, maybe Viv took some years into using Vaggie as the baseline for Exorcists since they both felt very underdeveloped in the pilot. Vaggie’s hair is supposed to look like Moth wings and Lute and the only other relevant Exorcist have bug-like features going on.
I wish Charlie and Vaggie weren't in a relationship because of a single comment Vivi liked. We wouldn't have a rabid fandom that tears you apart if you ever ship Charlie with someone else.
>>154568494They are in a relationship because her staff crowd were of yuri brains.
>>154568394I have a feeling it’s unrelated to wars and Adam.
A main I don’t see Lute being the main villain of season 4 has a lot to do with Adam being relevant in the OG season 2, and the season 2 merch implying that Adam is walking around with that stabbed body. Him being alive deflates a lot of Lute’s villainy.
>>154568394There was a time when people thought she'd be killed off anticlimactically in Season 2.
>>154568394Lite is the only character I really care about so I’m interested in seeing what kind of direction they take her.
The name Eve carries a heavy weight to it. I expect Lute to lift it in season 4 by whatever happens since Lilith is going to be the caution tale of season 3 around the theme of utterly corrupt motherhood.
Lute continues to beat every fucking allegation it's so awesome. Storm's fucking coming baby.
>>154567736She's watching you
How does Looty feel about Lute acting more like a mom in season 4.
>>154569305Wait, when was that revealed/hinted at?
>>154569290This looty exile back and forth we all keep having between Twitter and 4channel is so fucking funny. I can't tell if we're the fish in the aquarium here or if she is. Someone is tapping the glass either way.
>>154569383>And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.
If I have time I'll draw Lute tomorrow Just because I care.
What if Bug Lute was so much prettier back then. On a level around Stella, long hair, whiter wings, till whatever happened in Hell happened and Lute was left to be a runt barely shown mercy from Heaven to return there.
>>154569508Quiet, Bugcuck
>>154569385
>>154569558Huh. What’s driving her crazy
>>154569584It's that time of the month for her
>>154545682
>>154569601The chair triggered a blood bomb.
I heard this place was like the Second Coming of hbg? It's been a minute since i've been on /co/ also i dont want to spam hhg
>>154569604I cant believe Viv killed him off before we could have that scene, because not only would it be hilarious, but it would upset all the usual suspects in the fandom.
>>154569641Adam is coming back in season 3.
Wait. So is the Sinner Exorcist in season 1 an ant?
>>154569584Mandatory enforced vacation>>154569633/hbg/ is dead, long live /hbg/
>>154569649I want to believe...
>>154569719Soon™
>>154569473Nice
>>154569633Oh yeah and HIYA SCREENCAPSIS(?) it's missus footstool, I don't use an avatar any more cause it doesn't fit /co/, we've been partying on /co/ for like a couple months now, these threads have been fun
Lute is best Bug!
>>154569783omg Hi Madam Footstool, yes its me, i thought you left 4chan, I'm glad to see that you're still here!
>>154569829Aww, he’s thinking about his missing rib.
>No journalists in Heaven>heaps of journalists in HellWTF I love Viv now!?
is viv secretly /ourfujo/?
>>154569829Ha, I go wherever the wind takes meIt's nice to see you! Are you up to speed on the Lute=Eve theories?
>>154569910Radioapple
>>154569896Going to Hell is easy.
>>154569915Lute=Eve is one of my fav smaller theories ever since i saw Vosk's deleted tweet a while back. When Lute asked her hallucination, "I never got to tell you," everyone assumed she's talking about her crush, but if she never got to tell Adam that she's Eve? Ehh... this doesn't make much sense, but I'm just putting it out there.
>>154569999Girl you are going to love the main topic of every single thread of the past month
>>154569948super easyyou'd be in hell by the time your 4 if you ever killed another living creature
>>154569999Have you heard of Bug Lute?
While I do subscribe to the lute/eve theory, if it's true, it's going to be really awkward for the HolyBlade Shippers
>>154570051Quiet Bugcuck. Nobody is horny for bugs.
>>154570060>awkward for the HolyBlade ShippersWhat ship is that again?
>>154570090Abel/lute
>>154569999>>154570025Looty usually talks about all the evidence and weird stuff that points towards Lute is Eve but she got banned. She'll be back by 13th.
>>154570051Truth be told, I've been lurking through the last couple of threads, but i wasn't paying too much attention to it>>154570090Abel and Lute
Season 2 is foreshadowing Lilith and Lute both being the main threats by the season finale.The Lilith cannon is on the nose and reveals her role in the story. She will lure in Lucifer, contain him, and torture him. She will provoke Heaven by making a big attack against it by all of the power the sinners given to her. Her voice can loom all over Heaven thanks to the Vees, ensuring that the sinners and whatever else she’s controlling will wreck the place when they arrive.And because of these big moves of her, Lute is going to go down there with all of the support and followers that have been gathered up in season 3 to strike against Hell.
>>154570109Looty must be champing at the bit to get unbanned to give her The Talk *bangs on the glass*
>>154570109Who is Looty?
>>154570098Oh. Yeah it's gonna suck for them. Realistically after the reveal it's probably gonna become the mommy incest ship since there isn't really another ship that contents for that spot ( at least straight).
Thoughts on Serapherd, /co/? Like it? Dislike it? Indifferent to it?
>>154570134https://x.com/Lute__CEO
>>154570134One of our best Lute is Eve Schizos. Really fun to talk to. She usually explains the theory for new people and beefs with Bugcuck ( formerly known as MatPat the Zestial is Cain guy).
>>154570167Believe me you don't need to explain who matpat is to her hahaha
>>154570159I dislike Peter. Pretty sure Lute is his mom and I'm not one of those types that finds that shit hot. Emily is kinda the only good choice. He seems to like her in the show. Abel also being a chocolate enjoyer is genuinely funny.
>>154570201Just making sure she's caught up on the name change. We don't wanna dead name him.
>>154570117So you know how Vaggie was supposed to be a moth sinner and her hair is styled after their wings. Lute’s hair and the hair of the Exorcist she pulled the wings off from have two dark grey streaks that resemble the antennas of a bug. This matters because when it comes to races of animals, the only ones with female dominant colonies of nearly all females and a few males are ants, bees, wasps, and hornets. Colonies of a single queen, drones for it to mate with, and the rest being workers. And we have seen that bug themed angels like virtues are not out of the question, and Lute makes no reactions towards Adam fuging one. Just like the time she acts silent when Adam says Angel and demon relations are hot. Lute her biases in what will benefit her to getting Adam.
>>154570217You definitely seem to be groomed by trannies at some point in your life.
>>154570203I kinda like Peter, he's a funny gay(happy) fellow
>>154570254I don't have any troon family Bugcuck. One who lives in a glass house should not throw stones.
>>154570271Honestly Abel being confirmed straight mindbroke the Abel X Peter fujos. It was impressive.
>>154570293People like you are the ones that gaslight others to becoming trannies as “trolling”. If anything, I’m throwing at the perfect house.
>>154570159Abel is darker skinned in his true form.
>>154569948For sure, but in case you haven't been paying attention to the media since 2017, where shitlibs are less willing than ever to criticise journalists and journalism.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvME_IUuABg&t=721sLet's compare and contrast a film made by the company that produces Hazbin: A24's Civil War. What's the view of journalists and journalism in that?>Journalists are critical part of society and government, and do their jobs with honor and integrityand in Hazbin:>Journalists are lying manipulative scumbags who are only in it for the fame and moneyRather transgressive of Viv, a shitlib herself, to have not only the mainstream media and journalists portrayed that way, but also new media and the porn industry to be shown in an incredibly negative light as well.
>>154570320Bugcuck your brother trooned out. That says everything we need to know.
>>154570341>Rather transgressive of Viv, a shitlib herself, to have not only the mainstream media and journalists portrayed that way, but also new media and the porn industry to be shown in an incredibly negative light as well.Viv has proven herself secretly based and /our girl/ for a while now. The fact that she refuses to cast cis actors trannies is some hysterical shit, especially after the TADC finale fallout.
>>154570337Nah. Abel is white for that interracial couple representation. Viv needs those brownie(Heh) points.
>>154570159Impartial, though will laugh if it becomes canon because the Emily X Lute (emilute?) yurifags and the sagging arts yaoifags will have another meltdown.
>>154570374What if Lute turns flat out black in her true form.
>>154570159I’m betting it’s a doomed couple for Abel to realize how big his screw ups are in the aftermath.
TITS
>>154570374Grey brownies are disgusting
>>154570437Daughter and mom is screwed up.
>>154570353That you would’ve joined him?
>>154570414Lute's a white woman.
>>154570447>Daughter and mom Bruh what?
>>154570494Vaggie came from somewhere. And there is only one source for it.
>>154570437Lute looks hotter
>>154570508Only cause this artist is a wimp and will not give us the Jewish nose to Vaggie.
>>154570513>Jewish nose to Vaggie.That thing is ugly AF.
>>154570529It isn’t. Vaggie had ugly ugly hair in season 1.
>>154570437Lute's outfit is pretty much already Straight Pride colors
>>154570546What if Adam will put her in a dress.
I don't dislike Holygates, don't get me wrong, I'm glad abel is straight, but it's a crackship that I kinda like
Vaggi is not ugly. I would put my peter in her vaggi.
>>154570559Legs for days
big angel mommy
does is peter bi?
>>154570588
>>154570595He’s straight and loves buff chicks.
>>154570546Yeah. That and everything else makes me think she's straight. Not sure of Viv is gonna confirm it too soon since we know how bad the fandom reacts. If Eve is Lute she might do it after the reveal since people will have a easier time accepting it or they will be so shell shocked by the reveal that complaining she's straight won't be their first priority.
Wonder if we'll get a main cast focused episode in season 3.
Since season 3 adoption themes. Maybe Adam will adopt all of the exorcists.
Viv, just rip off the Band-Aid
>>154570623he's DEAD!DED
>>154570623She can’t. Couple isn’t official till season 3.
>>154570636>>154570646I meant this in a "Lute is straight" way, see her colors
>>154570656Do that with my balls and I would kick you.
>>154570666chill out lucifer...
>>154570661Lute only has RIP & TEAR on her mind. She 100% femcel skinhead.
is niffty an overlord? what if she owns adam's soul, this is my schizo theory
>>154570159It's cute
I want Lute to win
>>154570656She looks deeply uncomfortable
>>154570801do you think they both are uncomfortable and it's a coomer shot for promotional purposes? that seems pretty shady
>>154571165It’s Hollywood and its demon cabal. These acts are a part of a ritual you would have to participate in just to even stay around. It’s their faith.
>>154571189it always boils down to "I wouldn't be surprised if they do" kind of feeling
>>154569633>Screencap>>154569783>FootstoolI am terrible at clocking who is who. But I was lurking real quick and had to wave :) I knew fellow heaven sisters would be here, I can never figure out who is here
>>154570719what if she does? is that how it works when demons kill mortals? how not thought of that and everyone knows Niffty killed Adam. if that was an issue for a plot twist Vox would had just killed her instead making a deal with Alastor.
Deer pilled
>>154571268To me it’s pretty boring but I know it drives a majority of people mad.
>>154571341Abel isn’t that innocent.
>>154571372ANYMORE
>bugcuck>looty posting /co/ screencaps on twitterWhat did I miss??
>>154571393Was he ever? Or did Adam make it harder for him to inflict his urges.
>>154571409Like father like son…
>>154571479>Suddenly, nuggs!
>>154571533Perhaps
>>154571561Colonize this thread
>>154571572maybe a post or 2
deer posts kills thread, sad.
When artists make Emily’s soles lighter than the rest of her skin, it make her more attractive for some reason.
>>154570656I've been consuming 2D for so long, I completely forgot how disgusting 3D was.
>>154570656I just feel sadness from this.
>>154570060ngl i always see adam as more the cat with lute as the dog. adam's selfishness and 'i do what i want and you're gonna be charmed by it' attitude is very catty, while lute's undying loyalty and devotion is doggy.>>154571479i like adam/alastor, it's one of the few ships that unlocks alastor's 'oh fuck i am not in control of this situation (hot???)' buttons and i could see alastor fetishising his own fear to cope. he's physically outclassed and adam also isn't desperate for alastor's attention like vox is so can't be manipulated that way. he couldn't mess with him the way he messes with lucifer - sidenote i think alastor already knew lucifer couldn't hurt him back in season one, which was why he was so happy to provoke him.
cant wait to see their new power dynamic next seasonRosie might even get Alastor to FUCK her!!
>>154570603whose the buffiest chick in the Hazben Hellverse?
>>154572405Examples?
>>154571298Hiya Saff, this is the prime spot for heavensisters right now and there's even new blood who missed the /hbg/ days. Most everyone is united in enjoyment of angels
>>154572479Adam has pure big fatto catto energy. Lute is more like a Jack Russell
>>154572763
>>154572875She looks like she fucks human men.
>>154572875Oh I see now. You're not wrong on that.
>>154572875I understand Abel now
>>154571298Hello Saff! Long time no see!
>>154573023Alright. That fake Adam gets freakier the more I think about him and that purple background.
>>154573023He looks so goofy.
what if i look under adam's robes?
Current Mood
>>154572405Cause actual dark skinned people are like that, same with the palm of their hands
>>154573392Understandable
>>154573424Remember that one time retards on twitter called it white washing when artists drew darker skinned people with light coloured palms. Like how they actually are in real life.
>>154573566I do, it just reveals they never interacted with a "POC" in their lives like how it breaks their brains when you mention light skinned latinos exist (Or straight up white ones) or that light skinned MENA people exist (I've met a couple of blonde haired, blue eyed Arabs in my lifetime myself)
>>154573592That's because most of them actually don't really care about minorities or racism or whatever. They are using it for the social media likes, brownie points, and being "part" of a larger group. More worried about saying the right thing than doing the right thing. It is there to be a personality trait for them.They will not support the group beyond the surface-level bullshit.(Funny enough, this is why I like 4chan. When you are an anon, there is no need to pretend to be something you are not, outside of straight up trolling.)
>>154570661Lute isn't an ally, though.
I love my adamsisters
>>154573623Yeah here, if I don't like you I call you a nigger faggot and then you call me nigger tranny redditor, none of that doxxing/witch hunt shit
A message from Looty
>>154574241Yeah we know that, also yes that's matpat/bugcuck and yes he just says things based off schizophrenic impulses with no basis in reality
Call me a newfag but I have no idea what you guys are talking about when you talk about matpat or bugcuck or whatever. I am here for Charlie lewds, talking about stupid parts of the show and Adam.
>>154574241>Bugcuck v LoonaschizaIf I'm remembering my /hhg/ lore this was a onesided beef where the Loona guy, who was genuinely unhinged, allegedly travelled cross country to beat up Bugcuck and his plan got derailed because on his way there he went on a date with a Hello Kitty girl who raped him and carved a heart in his leg. It was a rare Bugcuck win (by doing nothing)
>>154572568Hot!>>154572479Pretty much my same reasoning for liking the potential for the ship, big silly Adam and poor deer Alastor antics!
>>154574315This mattpat is the ultimate winner, and will always win in the end
>>154574315Pretty much yeah loonaschizo was basically what if elliot rodgers was a loona waifufag. highlight of that feud was Bugcuck doxxing his own ip address and license plate. Another rare Bugcuck W was Bugcuck vs the Soldats, probably his best match, it was unstoppable force vs immovable object
>>154574314It's best you don't know
>>154545682Femstolas
>>154574403Bruh what?
Anybody gonna make a new thread?
>>154574403Stella? Like, I can mostly imagine Stella.
>>154574403Wrong thread, queer
New thread: >>154574995
>>154562466nigga what the fuck
