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Be careful what you say, Homestuck Discord mods are watching and they will whine and bitch at you!
>>154578253>rent free
I am very happy for the Kanaya edition, thank you.
>>154578235What happens in Hussie's basement, stays in Hussie's basement
>>154578253I hope they kill themselves, being productive for once.
>>154578272just keep licking the boot, you'll get to the center eventually
>>154578299Oh they won't, but I'm sure in sixth months time when they've become burned out working for the huge piece of shit they'll be the next in line to once again tell everyone how awful he is only to get dismissed as a fake leaker.
>>154578253Hey Homestuck mods can you make DirkJohn canon? thx bye
>>154578218>QOTTVast Error, ez
>>154578303its stupid to care this much about some random moderators
I'll be honest, I read none of these posts and now I'm out of the loop
if mods are watching, can they see this.
>>154578303niggas say shit like this because if they'd actually sit down and rationally debate, they would lose
>>154578334So that's the strategy you're shifting to now, huh?Christ, why put in so much effort to defend the fucker when you know everyone here hates him? Do you think somehow anyone here will be suddenly convinced that the guy who has been a piece of shit for almost two decades has turned over a new leaf, or better yet that anyone here, on fucking /co/, will see it that way?You're not among teenagers in a 4chan Homestuck thread, girl. You're sitting with a bunch of cynical late-20s who saw this comic go to shit and watched all the musicians and artists they knew for the art team leave in disgust. You'd make more friends just being honest.
Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP and look at this image instead
>>154578253I want to draw Kanaya giving her smol husband, Karkat, a hug.
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I like how the mod is talking about how the Yiffy concept art leak is fake because somehow Hussie's recent stuff like >futa cuck baby>"Hitler was actually right all along">Rose and Dave were having hardcore incest sex in the doomed timeline>all of this Hussie thinks is an actual good ideaBut somehow he'd draw the line at putting said futa cuck baby in slutwear.
sorry but seems like i stirred the mud water with that whole retardation of mine. last time it will happen.yes yes lets all LOVE KANAYA MARYAM
>>154578354theres a little difference between turning into a new leaf and some random mf saying accusation with zero shit to back it up. i understand being retarded is hard for you, but please use your brain a little
>>154578390She's a classy woman and needs to be depicted as such.
>>154578329yeah honestly i don't get why is vast error even clinging to homestuck shit if it's not even supposed to be homestuck and it's entire original comic. like why bother with trolls at all. i don't get it.
>>154578397>between turning into a new leafLmao Hussie can't even recruit english speakers anymore.
>>154578382>Hussie's recent stuff>Rose and Dave were having hardcore incest sex in the doomed timeline
>>154578218>QOTTGodfeels. >but its nicheAny amount of positive rating is overrating that shit.
>>154578397please stop talking, for your own health
>>154578218>qotti don't know. that one with the teal blood rock girl that does alternia. its good but its not for me. i could say its overrated since everybody seems to like. but not me cup of tea.
>>154578416I'm trying to keep it to stuff within the comic itself, and recent is relative here.Just remember that Hussie is so up his own ass that he'd do dumb shit like this, and has, and sees nothing wrong with it. We also have vibri making comments (because Hussie will never say anything outright publicly) about how he didn't understand why people were up in arms about dog dick Jade, because it 'wasn't that relevant to anything'.
>>154578382>Rose and Dave were having hardcore incest sex in the doomed timeline>all of this Hussie thinks is an actual good ideaThis but absolutely unironically
>>154578432true statement right here
>>154578432what even happens in that thing i lost track at trans john trying to kill dirk.
>>154578434>>154578412>arguments, nonekeep taking L'sssssssssssss
>>154578407I wish she was my mom. For totally platonic REASONS!!! i kinda miss having a reliable maternal figure in my life.
do you like hussie that much? if so, what do you like about him?
>>154578460What argument? You're in here doing damage control for your boss expecting anyone to listen, and it just makes you look more pathetic.Fuck me, how are you worse than halftruth? Like at least she was honest when she came in.
>>154578450and what does that have to do with anything else
>>154578483damage control to 4channers is crazy, nobody is talking about this except us. nobody cares. i searched for it dude i can confirm
What is /hsg/‘s opinion on Xavier: Renegade Angel?
>>154578481i liked how bff and kinda gay and close to toby he is still despite all the shit that happens. i marvels me that toby still asks for andrew's feedback for deltarune and it shows that toby takes the best out of that. i dont like hussie but hey to each their own. i have deltarune snacks every year since 2018 because of their shared interests.
>>154578526Gamzee would become wise watching that show.Dave would start calling John a Wind Monkey.
>>154578460please explain how hussie is turning over a new leaf, please i beg
>>154578475I miss my mother as well, anon. I wouldn't mind her being a Maternal figure in my life. I could use one.
>>154578544Well he's paying moderators to go stalk random people and making sure to try and scrub the years of negative reputation off the internet. The sad part is its working.The funny part is its only working amongst random dipshit teenagers who have been ejected from every other social media site except twitter.
Vibri hasn't posted anything new on her onlyfans in almost a year...
>>154578544i did not say that
>>154578475>>154578561
>>154578573>has been subbed for an entire year, just waiting
>>154578526TAKE THAT!TASTE THE PAIN!!!
>>154578564imagine doing that while being forty fucking seven. this is a guy pushing 50.
>>154578564or the other option is that no one cares and no one is being paid
>>154578617I mean you saw the google docky he posts. He's got nothing left. His wife divorced him, his dad that basically ran his life chasing his schizo color theory software thing died. He was in debt to Viz for fucking up that contract.The pilot was his hail mary and absolutely nobody engaged with it and no studio will pick it up. His only existence now is doing shit like trying to foster goodwill by participating in artfight and riding on Toby's coattails.
>>154578564goomba falacy
>>154578651>doesnt mention plush sales because they are selling wellnot like this..
>>154578672>doesnt mention plush sales because they are selling wellDidn't the last few just barely inch over the funding line on makeship or whatever?
>>154578561i kinda like my mom too but im also too hurted by her to be near her for a while. we fighted a lot. now i'm now just trying to go slow and do my path. mah dad is helping. i feel way better now.
>>154578672What happened to you not defending Hussie?
>>154578683btw i think gay fish is a perfect nickname of yttris.
>>154578682>eridan
>>154578672thats going towards the debt and new clown shoes
If I had my tablet I'd draw a Kanaya with big titties just for the thread. I'll have to try with traditional for now.
>>154578382>Rose and Dave were having hardcore incest sex in the doomed timelineOh my god, this is just so inappropriate. Just, truly, reprehensible, and in no way shape or form congruent with their characters. Ugh, I can't even. BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>154578682gamzee is doing great but noone cares about poor tavros so hes doing worse
>>154578682
>>154578682You only need to sell like 200 of them to meet the goal, even the weakest selling homestuck plushie cross that line without even trying
>>154578747kinou
>>154578683fucking hell i interpreted shit wrong and spilled the beans. oh well. wwatever.
What do we think of Andrew's new OC? She's cute, very Touhou.
>>154578349OUUUUUHHHH
>>154578831wasnt this an artfight attack
>>154578831not his oc
>>154578841>>154578853Ahh my mistake yeah it's another user's OC. Still cute though.
>>154578831>>154578860>we have Apple Girlington at home
>>154578831she smells and tastes nice
Funny how every time someone says anything bad about him, there's this random poster who is always on call with a gotcha to defend him
AN APPLE DISASTER!!!!!
>>154578871Andrew Hussie is paying my rent for me to keep shilling here. He also has cameras in your bedroom anon.
>>154578886do a lil dance for him fat boy
fuck i almost got a quad
>>154578899:p
>>154578886>He also has cameras in your bedroom anon.And faggots were trying to tell me Dirk/Bro isn't his self-insert too baka desu senpai
I saw Andrew Hussie at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>154578941This is true I was sucking dick at the store's bathroom
New Braces Roxy just dropped
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>>154578941this is true i was getting my dick sucked in a bathroom
>>154578748>but noone cares about poor tavros Except for me, I'm Tavros' strongest soldier and his plushie is the only one I've paypigged for so far
So can I get an unbiased and just general answer on what hussie's actually doing these days? I get you don't like him but I'm just trying to catch up on his current activity since last I checked in on him HS was 4chan banned and he released Psycholonials a few years by that point so what's his deal now?
>>154579027hes on artfight. thats it
Life in a rape acceptance world. Finally Vriska can come out as a rapist. Equius. Jake English (he wanted to feel more like a real fisticuffs-sporting man)
>>154579001Damn, that artstyle+braces combo oozes pure fucking sovl
Should Kanaya be busty, and how much should she be?
>>15457908734D
>>154579111thats a weird looking smiley face
>>154579043Thank you. Is he actually back to being involved with HS stuff since back then when Psycholonials came out I heard he bailed along side the whole Hiveswap basically being pretty much canceled to stuck in development hell after act 2
>>154579087>should a mother figure character be busty?Does Nepeta shit in the woods?
>>154578218QOTT: top 5 ongoing on mspfa.i just don't really get them.
>>154579147it depends, do you consider beyond canon as him working or not. because thats pretty much it. (btw the teams that worked on bc changed)
>>154579051>Finally Vriska can come out as a rapist.Was she ever closeted?
>>154578382>bulgeRuined. Futafags ruin everything.
>>154579111>>154579148Alright. Lemme eat dinner and I'll post when it's done
>>154579295I tentatively don't engauge with BC, just not as interested even if I found the whole canon dog dick thing funny, it always felt like a bit unneeded when it came to HS. Felt like their ending was best left as they won and that was the end of the tale, I kinda just got ready to move to Hiveswap.
>>154579369oh i remember theres hiveswap 3 thats launching this year or next year i think
>>154579413Is the 3rd gonna be better than 2, I remember how hard they rail roaded the second act compared to the 1st with like only 1 solution to do anything and over half the options not doing anything at all, even strifes just blew ass
>>154579438None of them are going to be any good.
>>154579438uh i dont know, its out yetbut theres a preview thoughhttps://whatpumpkin.itch.io/hiveswap-act-3-preview
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>>154579453the phoenix right section was decent and some of the convos were fun since you got like actual choices and the chance to even get someone thrown all the way out of the train>>154579469Oh, I remember this now, well the images at least can't remember where I saw them but it was a year ago or something like that
>>154579438>with like only 1 solution to do anythingHey, you could technically save the yandere girlie if you knew how to
>>154579087she is flat in my mind but you do you.
>>154579148>Does Nepeta shit in the woods?thats hot and theres a lot wrong with me
>>154579574Big ass though?
i need more xefros, joey and dammek focus. especially dammek. it's been 10 years and we still don't know SHIT about him
ok but what about the dammek guy... we still dont know SHIT about him.
>>154579616hmmm a little bit above the average toned ass. i like my kanaya being tall and slender with the right amount of flesh in her body.
>>154579605I once drew Rose pooping in the woods. But not Nepeta, no matter how some may expect it
>>154579691Elfish/Vampire proportions. Nice.Do you have a voice idea for her? How she sounds?
>>154579087Imo she should be sufficiently busty enough to theoretically work as an actual mom, but also without going overboard. I imagine Kanaya would be tall, slender and graceful so monstrous H-cup tits would just disrupt the delicate balance.
>>154579739>He wants the grubs to starveShame
>>154578253I knew the HS discord was fucked when joined and realized they banned the use of typing quirks in the server because it's not 'accessible' and 'e-reader compliant'.You are telling me that probably the one black trans lesbian quadriplegic or blind person that somehow was smart enough to find a way to read through the entirety of homestuck is too dumb and can't figure out how do do the same thing with discord server? Also no typing quirks in the server of the franchise that LITERALLY POPULARIZED THEM. These people are idiots. Not to mention the HS2/beyond canon channel is full of competitive twitter users trying to outwoke eachother. Like saying 'JohnDave really speaks to me as a gay man' is problematic because it denies 'junes' identity as a trans woman. Not to mention that if you constructively criticize the epilogues or hs2 in any way people get agitated because even if you have legitimate issues with the writing and handling of the characters. Speaking out against Dogcock jade, Trans roxy, Jane being evil out of nowhere, the weird fucked up gamzee thing (and much more) labels you as a hater and a bigot who can't be reasoned with I don't know about the current state of it, but the B.C channel was like ruled over by like 4-5 ppl whose entire life has been consumed by talking about hs on discord. I have never seen this level of transgender projection and self-inserting as intense anywhere else on the internet. There were even people who openly boasted of having DID, and their alters were just homestuck trolls but aggressively trans that didn't act like the characters at all. People can talk about how their favorite character having a completely unrelated conversation somehow reminds them of being dysphoric and incites a self-harming anxiety attack within them, and it's par for the course. But saying 'davejade is so cute!' or something similar even hinting at straight shipping will make you a pariah for snarky comments and general douchebaggery.
>>154579087I think it could go either way, to be honest. On one hand, she seems like one of those very classy looking, slender ladies, French kind of high fashion types that don't typically have a lot in the chest region. 'Enough to put in a wine glass' as they say. On the other hand, her obvious maternal themes imply huge hulking mommy milkers. Whose to say, really?
>>154579781obviously the discord full of children was going to be like this, what did you even expect
>>154579781sorry for the textwall, but after a few weeks of trying to engage with the HS discord I gave up, and this is a perfect space for me to whine and complain about my experience. I just wanted to read Jesterquest and talk to people about the new HS^2 updates but was met with the utter depths of online fandom discourse. some of the popular people on the discord are genuinely crazy. nine times out ten Interacting with someone on the server felt like I was genuinely reading the lovecraft necronomicon and going more and more insane from each word. I genuinely don't know how some people get the way they do, it's baffling.
>>154579747Industry-grade grub milk production is best left to professional milkMaids like Aradia
>>154579087Massive Milfy Milkers.
>>154579791I always felt the same. Her, along with Rose, remind me of those flapper-types from the 1920s, who are thin and dainty yet aren't malnourished or starving. I like both ideas, her as a curvy cutie and as a slender elf of sorts. Just like how Nepeta could be a strong, athletic lass in one moment and Newtype levels of Big in the other.Dinner done, gonna draw.
>>154579915I'm talking HUGE mommy tits on a sultry vampire milf expy.
Kanaya and Vriska symmetrically docking their fat sloshing tits
I'll be honest I can't imagine Nepeta as anything but a turbo-chestlet with AA cups
>>154580080BASED
>>154579781>>154579832real life king in yelow holy shit
>>154579781about what happens when over 80% of a fanbase is underage.
>>154579832>I just wanted to read JesterquestThen you're in luck because it's been on mspa for a while nowhttps://homestuck.com/jesterquest/000001
>>154579716like she sounds like on the Homestuck lets read dub.
>For reasons that are never made especially clear, Sollux has certain things in common with Dave. Certain speech patterns, verbal echoes, coolguy with shades look, similar apartment building setup, and callbacks like this where he stares at honey (or blood) on his hands in a way that triggers rumination on certain traumas. Damn, I've never realized Sollux parallels Dave and his friendship with Karkat mirrors Dave's friendship with JohnThat's a nice detail
Hey guys! I hope you are all well, again, sorry for my lack of posting, its gonna be a running theme for this month as I will be busy with many things. Like a vacation that is coming up, and after that, dealing with my now seriously damaged vehicle thanks to that nasty car accident (which i managed to come out of unscathed, wish i could say the same for the car.) This naturally puts a wrench in my prospitcest plans. But there *will* be more to come. Hopefully i can do a bit of small chapters, and then jump into Day 100. Originally i put a 1 year time limit on myself, but its becoming apparent to me that I wont even get through the first year of 3 years if i give myself that time limit. So i figured I'll keep it going for as long as i feel too, and hopefully get past the original comics run. Other than that, I guess ill also try to ask a question and *use* the board and not just use it as a personal blog.How viable do you guys think RoseDave would be in the event where the characters were not related. Would it be end game, or do you think Hussie would throw a wrench in it to avoid any hetero ships in his comic.
>>154580367>literally granny pits>"average"Honestly I don't know if you've got low standards or want to fuck gilves
>>154580396the 2nd + its the bottom of average
>>154580384>So i figured I'll keep it going for as long as i feel too, and hopefully get past the original comics run.Well thank fucking god because dropping all of that stuff because of a time limit would be a massive waste
>>154580384>How viable do you guys think RoseDave would be in the event where the characters were not related. Would it be end game, or do you think Hussie would throw a wrench in it to avoid any hetero ships in his comic.That entirely depends how would the story be affected. Are we going with a shorter run closer to the original single year idea, some simpler form of paradox cloning where eg. Dave is only descended from Dirk and Rose is only descended from Roxy, or ectobiology not being a thing at all?
>>154580418yeahhhh especially because i have *not* made a real focused effort to actually make this thing. i did for like 3 weeks in the beginning of june, where all my effort was writing that chapter. but then right after i basically said "i wanna do my own shit now"Maybe if i was grinding all year i would feel better about it, but if im not even gonna fully commit and grind anyway its just a total waste. >>154580458thats a good question i hadn't considered, but we can do the "they are based off of their singular correlated ancestor and/or themselves" Just to keep the ecto biology but have it be a similar situation to the alpha kids all not being related.
>>154580384they're end game to me so i think very viable
>>154580305I've not heard that yet. So far she sounds like, to me, like that Toreador you help in Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines.
>>154579485taking this chance to post a panel edit i did of the game lol
>>154580530thinking of making an interlude for after i complete day 100/the first year where Dave and Rose muse about John and Jade and just yap about all four of them. Perhaps just open with them already having like some sort of secret relationship, while both are *also* with other people. that kind of set up for Rose Dave during meteorstuck is appealing to me.
>>154580473Then it's actually possible. Of course if we scaled everything down to absolutely 0 subvershun then grimdorks and davejade would be the most likely winners, but playing absolutely everything straight is impossible for hussie without making him physically ill, which makes daverose a fairly viable endgame.
I miss when MsParp used to have 20K+ people in it. Barely 130 sucks. RP sucks.
>>154578218>What's the most overrated Homestuck Fanwork?Vast error
>>154580636yeah i was just imagining homestuick is mostly unchanged other than that one detail, which begs the question of "how hussie handles it if that isnt a barrier for him to joke about"cause one would imagine he seriously considers it. this also opens the door to DaveRoxy being an endgame. because in this scenario Dave also isnt related to roxy, and also Dirk Rose too.
>>154579781Sounds to me like some twit got too frisky with his AI summaries and then threw a tantrum when his client couldn't read the page.
>>154580183this was when it was first coming out on discord only.
>>154580672>this also opens the door to DaveRoxy being an endgameHoly shit that's actually a good point, especially if Hussie still decided to commit to Rosemary
>>154580384it wouldnt be viable because it is incest. its that simple. its just not good to have a incest ship on your popular comic.
>>154580858Thats the whole point of the question, if hussie never made that decision, but made all the same decisions for the rest of the comic, how would that ripple effect the rest of the story, and would Rosedave, at that point, be a viable relationship. Obviously they are from a writing stand point already, with the sibling label being the main barrier, if that were removed, do you think Hussie would go through with it or chicken out. >>154580822DaveRoxy is based as fuck. They are already so similar. It would be good chemistry.
Share your crackships, I like hearing them. >Aradia and Karkat.Two poor kids who could be neighbors growing up together is how I always pictured this one.>JohnJane.Literally a 1950s couple they wouldn't even hold hands until the third date. >PorrimHorrus.He makes her laugh.
ectobiology incest is hardly incest at all why do people even make a big stink about it
>>154580396honestly sprite/ghost pits probably feel good no matter what. (besides davepeta lmao)
>>154581002i dont think no one here really cares. Its just more about normies. Obviously I "prospitcest anon" wouldn't give two hoots about it. But it is a bit of a narrative barrier. And especially something like Dave rose, which works 100% as a normal relationship even if they werent related at all, it makes one muse about what could have been.
Waiting for the ink to dry before i color her in
i have a lot of questions about this picture
>>154581127why his neck like that. its like he is holding a fart or a laugh.
>>154581103yay another trad friend!
for a second i got desperate and considered to draw homestuck scat for money but then i realized nobody would care for it so i dropped the idea. good for me.
>>154581079>>154580889kanaya is already there for rose
>>154581242i aint a rosemary hater so i wont disparage the ship. I am just musing a little bit.
>>154581079Oh yeah I totally get the fun in thinking about what could've been. I guess I was just complaining because I don't even really get why normies have hang ups over it when they weren't even raised together. Anyways I appreciate any and all dersecest discussions
>>154581127Dirk has a deep psyche
>>154581263Well siblings = bad. It is how it is. i think if one writes for dersecest or prospitcest, you should like, give attention to the fact that they are in fact related at least a little bit. I don't liek when people skim over it like its no big deal. But ironically enough, outside the context of the story, it really is not a big deal at all.
>>154580384rosedave could work as a experimental relationship. i don't see them getting married but after they both set down on earth-c see i imagine them trying to get together as much as they can. be is platonically or romantically.
>>154581288Yeah, the characters should absolutely have reservations about committing incest. I just hate when fans act like its inscrutable or whatever
>>154581334not only do they not like interesting writing, they also cover there ears and eyes at the prospect of even taking the concept seriously, even tho homestuck is incest the comic. its like, they view it with no nuance. I think i saw a twitter homestuck fan seriously think about the concept one time. and they came to the conclusion that the very heavily implied rose dave relationship in the doomed timeline was extremly unhealthy. Which, is an understandable thing to say, given the context.
Nepeta
Ink dried, here y'all go. It was nice drawing Kanaya again. I'd draw her more but my roommate is going to bed and I'm turning the light off.
ouu shit
>>154580969porrimHoruss is good. I also really like extremely fucked up DamaraHoruss where she treats him like a living sextoy but then slowly develops feelings for him.Also I had a whole thing typed out for each one but my page reset before I could post it >:( so I'm just going to list some of my crackships instead of elaborating. >EridanNepeta>KanayaDave>MarvusTyzias>RoxyCronus>JaneEquius>RoseDadEgbert>JohnFeferi>TavrosVriska(in 2026 it might as well be a crack ship)>AradiaKurloz
>>154581569cute>>154581625nice slut
>>154581727>Rose and Dad Egbert.Ah yes. The revenge for John Mom.
>>154581979I just think rose leaning into her Fruedian fucked up psychologist mentality and trying to woo Johns dad is quite funny. >TT: John, do you know what a DILF is?>EB: for the last time, i'm not going to give you his number. you're just going to weird him out, like you are weirding me out right now. i don't want my dad thinking all my friends are freaks.>TT: I think the term 'freak' is fairly subjective, not to mention quite unscientific. >EB: whatever, lalalala can't hear you! he probably doesn't even like girls like you, i know we've time traveled too many times to count, but he's not going to go for someone so young, ESPECIALLY one of my best friends.>TT: Are you sure? Can you ask him?>EB: No! stop being gross!
>>154579001Nice
>>154582654the lalonde need for tender ministrations from an egbert man . . .
>>154582654you just know alpha Rose bounced on alpha John crazy style
>>154581625fatass
>>154580384>How viable do you guys think RoseDave would be in the event where the characters were not relatedI think it works regardless because they have such undeniable chemistry, but the incest really is just that secret sauce that brings it all together.
>>154580969John x Jack Noir, Crabdad x Dadbert, Jade x Doze, Lil Cal x Andrew Hussie, MSPA reader x Caliborn.
>>154582819kind of. Theres a lot i would be really interested in exploring for RoseDave. Actually, the picture you posted is actually indicative of one such thing im interested in. Rose realizing how attractive she thinks Dave is as he grows, since he is probobly the manliest dude on the entire meteor. I think Rose would definently be the initiater of the relationship, but she hard core copes and pretends its like some sort of mind game to be intimate with him and Dave is just confused and slightly uncomfortable but he likes it.
>>154583031they're a good enough personality mesh the comic itself already alludes to the two having ERPed in some capacity in the past
>>154582886>Total Sex Symbol that blows your mind.>>154582900>Jerks you off in her dirty room.
>>154583094thats so funny dude. maybe i can have that be the impatus for a conversation they have.
>>154583171or well, another conversation, since they bring it up in the comic itself, but actually have the characters talk about it somewhat seriously
>>154583184tl;dr they start sending nudes after intending to have a conversation about their hankypanky in teenage/preteen years
>>154583264i might start to write it like, right now, but meteor stuck and its like, half a year into the trip, and rose and dave start texting and it just kind of devolves into extreme sexual tension. Ill try it out but it may be difficult. Im not exactly high bar or witty like mister strider and miss lalonde are, so it may come off as dumbed down versions of them. (it's why im decent at writing harleyberts, their my kinda stupid)
>>154579147He has a writing credit for the pilot but I dont know if he actively worked on it
It's almost the hour of Jade's Dog Dick Revenge, are you prepared
>>154583650>paviziwhy did you bring this here, do you *want* the thread to get cancer?
>>154583650why couldn't it have been dog pussy.........
>>154583661Dick was 60% funnier + Bec was a male. Green dick will always be the funniest option you can take
>>154583650Do you have any art of kayana crying in despair as rose gets fucked by jades furry futa dick, or maybe art of of kayana thinking of rose and buying a gift for her, where we then cut to see the cute outfit torn up by rose and hades passionate love making?
>>154583692probably the funniest implication of the merger is hussie's own lust for dog penis since bec's traits shouldn't have completely overwritten her own
>>154583702That didn't overwrite, remeber Bec was the original sprite portion and then jade threw her literal corpse into it. bec was literally the only living thing between the two and his nature as a literal guardian supersedes that or some simple human since Jade literally couldn't even get rid of his powers and Jadesprite was stuck seeing the Green sun forever due to him being part of the sprite. His traits are literally all over jade given even her brain has dog insiticts as she brought up once or twice
Full color Nepeta. I kept a glitch clip studio did
>>154583766What was the glitch here exactly? Was it that she looks like a blackhole is sucking her in? Nice art though, I like the coloring and rough lines on the hat
>>154580969I like the idea of Johnjane
>>1545836507 inches of green knotted meat. Minimum.
>>154580969Jade and her grandma or Peregrine MendicantI like older women
>>154583786This is super cute, I love seeing these dorks awkwardly in love waiting for the other to make the first move but god damn.I can't stop looking at her giant rack.
>>154583031The thing about Rose is that she loves to mess with Dave, he's her favourite toy, always provoking him and lobbing verbal salvos of barbs at him just to see how he tries to play it off. She needs to imagine it's just her playing him like a puppet on a string but deep down there's no one she trusts more or relies on more. When she resigned herself to death piloting the moon of Derse on her way to destroy the Green Sun she knocked out Dave to prevent him from going himself, and then came to him in the dream bubbles to spend her last moments with him. She needs him like air. No matter how many times she calls him gay or he thirsts after her mom instead of her Dave is her be-all-end-all ride or die knight in shining armour.
>>154583795I've gotta ask, since from what I remember it really doesn't, but does it actually ever get brought up again in the story anyway? I know it was brought up near the start related to Yiffany and the cuck story but other than that isn't it just flavor text that never comes back up
>>154583786GO FOR IT JOHN.
>>154583855Hand over the artist name anon, I need my gilf fix
>>154583887Abies, the author of Drinking Problem.
>>154583780YesNepeta’s mysterious power
>>154583923>They nuked everythingI feel it, the suffering
>>154583834Not really, but if you're into Jade and dick it's a little treat to remember in the back of your mind.
>>154583834nopehussie's middle finger to breedingduties never gets brought up again
>>154583923>>154583974i swear i can recall at some point someone posted a mega here containing most of what he had before it was gone, but i might be mistaking that for moonrunes stuff
can someone explain to me what is artfight ?
>>154584513It is an annual event where people display their OCs and exchange fanart of the designs they like.https://artfight.net/
>>154581597Wonderful job anon, bless you
>>154583600>a BUCKET on Rose's headHow horny was Kanaya when she saw that scene?
>>154579087Modest bustFeferi is the one with the badonkers
>>154583786Yes! There it is! The chubby nerd girl and the thin nerd boy, both too awkward to express their feelings yet bound together by love and a desire to become closer than just being friends would allow! Holy shit, now this is hot.
>>154583820>I can't stop looking at her giant rack. Neither can John, leading to all manner of awkwardness on their third date when Roxy suggested to Jane they she wear something a little low cut.>Roxy: gurl you gotta wear dis. gotta wear dis tonite!>Jane: Urhm... Aren't I a bit... Young for something so provocative?>Roxy: pssh no if I had tiddies as big as urs I'd be showing them off everywhere! you like John right???>Jane: Yeah, I like Johnny, a lot really...>Roxy: then show em, girl! don't just be some wallflowah!
>>154585321Feferi is the largest of the Trolls. Jane the largest of the Humans.>Fef: 38DDD(or F Cup)>Jane: 42GG.It just makes sense.
Vriska putting me to sleep.
>>154585459Ah but imagine Jane putting John to sleep with loving ASMR.>Johns sick. Jane comes over to help him out. Mr. Egbert trusts her as he leaves for the workday, since he's known her for years. So, she's essentially playing nurse for the day.>Soup. Gatorade. All that.>When he's trying to get some rest and failing, she pulls up a chair, runs her fingers through his hair, and hums a little lullaby to ease him to rest.>Literally a blink and he's out.
Going thru prisounebound for the first timeFinished act 2Ellith is too precious for this world
>>154585484That’s kind of cute, but I would really rather she literally took out a pocketwatch and swung it in his face.
Vriska making you drink coffee or an energy drink only to put you to sleep right after just to see what happens
>>154585633Uuuugh. That’s hot.
>>1545854981s pr1s0uneb0und even w0rth read1ng
>>154585679No. Moonrunes is a faggot, both banter-wise and literally.
>>154585498She's a cutie patootie.
>>1545857660mggg 0mg 0mg
I wish to see more Jane. Please?
>>154585879Here Nonny.
is it bad i want to get fucked in the ass by jade
>>154585938She's got a lot of sweets in her bakery.
>>154585952Not at all my friend! Unless of course you're in a committed relationship.Then it would be bad, Rose.
>>154581625Getting with a bitch built like this is my greatest sexual fantasy. Or second greatest, greatest would be if the bitch built like this also lactated.
>>154585938>>154585967Thank you Anon. I'll see if I can draw her too sometime today. New job makes it hard to have free time.
>>154585952nah
>>154585952I need more of BC Jade but specifically when she's in Hero Mode.
>>154585967damn s0 h0t
>>154586052What's your art like anon?
>>154585498you have no idea the horrors that my cutie patootie will go throught.to maker her stronger...
>>154581597i loved it. so cute and pretty.
>>154585271i wish i looked like that. peak catgirl. im actually getting thinner from now on...
Did anyone else see the vague as fuck animated series update on the official discord server?Some kind of important meeting happening next week about the show.Oh yeah, and apparently this means the show is still happening lmao.
>>154586553I drew the Kanaya up above!
>>154585679Yes, its fun watching moonrunes play with his dolls and makes his religion fanfic blend in the story. I respect and admire that. plus i like the characters a whole lot.
>>154586613please god be the animated series being picked up. its all i need and ask...
>>154586613Call me when alice actually comes back from that meeting and says something less vague because right now it could be anything ranging from>where MAKING THIS HAPPENto>we're talking with some studio and they're slightly more interested in the show than the other but they might still tell us to fuck off lole
Imagine John and Jane... Wearing salmon suits.
Follow me on this one: John/Jane, but it's /ss/
Really wishing I bought more scalemates or at least that Terezi cloak back when they were a thing
>>154586986In my mind I have genderbent them so Jane is now a young boy who likes sweets and baking cookies getting /ss/'d by a milf John that plays lewd pranks on him like pretending she's wearing modest clothes as she walks around the house in only her underwear.That poor boy.
>>154587023nta my dick and heart enjoys this idea
fabulosas descorbestas aparecem para aqueles que se aventuram no desconhecidowhat a weird finding. corn...
>>154586613>24 reactionsjust tragic
>>154587236
>>154587332i also thought about it as i drew. don't know if i should make this joke. this all startes because of the venture bros sargent hatred wife saying "maze" and it gettinf stucked in my head. so i kind morphed in my brain like the hatsune miku and leek spin thing. but ellith and corn.
rose drawing. i gotta draw girls more.
I drew AA reading the nymph equivalent of booktop slop, one could call it scrolltok perhaps.
>>154587530W-what is she about to do
>>154587530what she is going to do...?
does anyone that have the pbsd transparent sprites could share in here pretty please? thank you.
>>154587792
>>154586050if you got it pregnant it would have to lactate soo
>>154587912they are all going to my board wall soon... soon!!!
>>154586146always add an extra b when talking about bc jade.
Bullying Dave out of his typing quirk by telling him he types in trooncase
>lily colored in the colsla text color and outlineno............... it can't be....i must protect her!!!
>>154588107what the fuck is trooncase. you mean lowercase? what in the brainworms.
>>154587912why do they have an aura color
>>154588185a way to categorise the teams. cyan magenta yellow you know.
>>154588203no its their aura colors.
>>154584092Destroying his entire comic to get back at a porn artist who completely ignores said comic now is kind of funny though
>>154588340To be fair I'm pretty certain every single Homesmut artist from over five years ago ignores said comic now. Even ones like spacey just turned their trollsonas into non-Homestuck characters.
>>154588340pav solos breeding duties and its not even funny lmao
>>154588407Pav's also gone too, fucking idiot.
>>154588407>trash is better than garbage!
>>154588407Only when you edit his art to not be futa shit.
>>154588414think twice nigga. that post was 7 months ago and this one is 5https://bsky.app/profile/xenopavilia.bsky.social/post/3mcieqzumj32f
>>154588479>commissionI get that Homestuck discord mods are stupid as fuck, but god damn.
>>154588479Pav said before they'll still do Homestuck if paid, but so does breedingduties. Like I said, most of the actual artists left. If you're trying to find any sort of gotcha, you should probably try harder. You should probably try harder in most things you do.
>>154588489uh, that was me sorry bro
>>154588479Why are you glazing a literal tranny porn artist
>>154588507>Pav said before they'll still do Homestuck if paid>only if its trans>no male characters that havent been feminized>will reject payment if comm isnt like this"i'll never draw homestuck UNLESS you pay me AND ONLY IF its the same 5 songs"
>>154584092>>154588340qrd?
>>154588507so they still do homestuck, but paid like any other artist.>clitty leaked>argument? destroyed>mind? broken.
>>154588533why do you glaze a pregnant women fetish guy
>>154588541thats like going to the gun store and asking for sushi
>>154588560None of the older Homesmut artists do it unless paid. In other words, not even the tranny artist you glaze wants anything to do with it unless money is involved.Do you understand what point is being made here? Or, Homestuck fan that you are, do you need Andrew Hussie to hop on formspring and write an overly wordy response explaining the subtext?
>>154588612people draw what they like, thats it
>>154588338aurafarming pbsd
>>154588681You're so close to understanding.
>>154588681>>154588709except colsla, thats just his rank ass musk
i like to think all the half baked thought ways that gamzee would shoosh pap and reasure his moirails. its so funny to think about it.
if you keep getting uppity mid day it will be time to talk about dick again, specifically Jade's. We both know neither you nor I desire this, so go back to talking about Dave or older women
>>154588681>this artist doesn't give a shit about homestuck anymore and thinks it's bad>well they drew it five months ago for money!>so they only draw it for money?>well yeah, they only draw what they like normallyMod-kun...
>>154588761if that is the case, is lily stinky in that picture and on normal basis?
>>154588783
>>154588815she has the *good* nerd stink that attracts the casual christian gay boy and bully
>>154588829oh god oh man. oh god oh man.oh god oh man oh god. i need.
>>154588787what even is the argument here
>>154588783>We both know neither you nor I desire thisi do though. let's talk about it
>>154588875see >>154588386
>>154588783just do what I do and fuck a Rose chatbot as Jade and have her get really angry when you let the knot get stuck inside of her despite promising not to
>>154588848(me)what i think good nerd girls smell like:>baby powder>natural yorgurt peached flavored>oiment for the leg's groin>cheap flowery girl water splash>she sweats a lot in her sports cotton bra so all that gets absorved in the bra fabric and mixes with her skin sweat and oil and musk that makes the most addictive girl smell imaginablegood lord Lily is perfect...
>>154588916i mean. yeah. you're still in the homestuck general though so i dont get it
>>154588936i dont think lily would like you very much
>>154588414The most important thing for the Homestuck fandom should be learning to be ok with TSO merch. Nothing else can bring them to a cartoon show faster>>154588107I wonder how ipgd feels about her beloved Dave’s typing style becoming known as trooncase instead being known for cool and funny stuff like classic Dril
>>154588542breedingduties is a middling CG porn artist that is/was held in high regard for in-character scenarios and an at least base understanding of homestuck characters on top of the pregnancy fetishhussie did not take it kindly that a single-digit number of people were saying breedingduties understood the character better than hussie did and had no interest in making jade suffer for no reason and cursed her with dog penis forever
>>154588998>understood the character better than hussie didEveryone understands Jade better than Hussie did.
>>154588926We do not discuss my hobbies here, weather it is or isn't already done is irrelevant
>>154588970:c why not? we are both nerd girls...i would not be a creep around her tho. only in private alone.
>>154588998>cursedMost people consider having a dick pretty cool anon. If your dick could also glow in the dark and teleport your cum somewhere else would you think its a curse?
>>154589039my dick isn't attached to a girl and used as a source of melodrama and cuckoldry by a middle aged hack and his small army of illegally NDA-trapped sycophants
>>154588998this a joke right? you dont believe this right
>>154589048You underestimate a man's beef and hate toward Hussie
>>154589056hussie do be giving a lot of reasons to hate his guts
>>154589048Hussie has had beef with at least two porn artists now, three if you're sexually attracted to Michael Guy Bowman (like most people are).
>>154589045you arent a dog also. so all of that is wrong,
kabedon'ing lily...
jade's dick is great from the point of view of sexual horror, I like writing her as being driven insane because of her girl brain got scrambled by male hormones from a dog-god and huge balls replacing her vagina, and now she's an impregnation addict enslaved to her own body's urgesamazing hentai bad end stuff, makes no sense for a real story unless you're a psycho like Hussie
>>154589075
>>154589045The funniest part of dog dick cuck Jade is that Hussie somehow still considers it all to be a davejade thing. So he ends up satisfying nobody but actual retards.
>>154589095I could see dave as into pegging, he was pretty gay at times
>>154588774he is doing it alright... too good even.
>>154589095the only bright side of it is rose/kanaya is an absolutely horrible dogshit pairing with no build-up or intimation of rose reciprocating at any point before it happens and disrupting it is funny
>>154589103You can tell Hussie is just a poser because Dave getting fucked by a dog penis for years and then somehow saying he's gay and miserable was very much ideologically at odds with each other.
>>154589056i think you just have autism realistically and that makes you obsess over shit that is years old and no one cares about. which is common with autistic people. what is your level?
>>154589114.......nigga kanaya had a crush on rose since she found her forum's texts, and it only grew as she got to know her more, what are you talking about? did you read the comic?
>>154589116well it's like lesbians, they don't like men that much but they sure do enjoy using strap ons shaped like a dicks. Dave apparently craved the true masculine experience that and dog dick that's proportional to bec or that of a human sounds painful
>>154589114>no build-up or intimation of rose reciprocating at any point okay you deadass just havent read homestuck at all lmao
>>154589137>kanaya had a crush on roseno shit, the other way around is the point
>>154589114>no build-up or intimationwe have found the illiterate retard
>>154589114retards are very common huh
what sort of inane babble are we fucking discussing? wasnt the dog dick bit considered fucking retarded by everyone?
>>154589116It's also funny that hussie destroyed his comic to make Davekat a destined thingAnd now Homestuck 2's writers are kind of realizing how fucking bland it is and going for shit like Jakekat instead.
>>154589171we? me personally i already liked the idea in porn already.
>>154589116hussie didn't seem to understand that tearing ships apart only has weight when the ships themselves do, like one of the jokes behind davekat being it's a horrible pairing with little personality overlap and they're just two whiny fags that found eachother, but specifically because they don't gel with eachother beyond being whiny fags the only people that are going to care their relationship is the equivalent of eating lead paint chips are the fujos that were pressing stuffed dolls of them together after playing shipping spin-the-bottle anyways and for everybody else it's just wasted screentime on meandering nothing
>>154589171>wasnt the dog dick bit considered fucking retarded by everyone?How many times do I have to say thisEveryone is gone. Everyone has left.The only people remaining are the 15-20% of teenagers still stupid enough to like this garbage, so of course they'll be okay with it. Anyone who would agree with you left years ago.
>>154589171Dog dick was one of the funniest things in history to somehow be made canon for no reason in a series where ecto biology existed
>>154589155what are you even talking about? are you human? are you a bot? i can't even tell. braindead..
>>154589173>thinking that hussie doesnt coordenate the team in some formholy retardation
>>154589217I'm including Hussie among that group, mod-kun.
my bait post was so goddamn great that it increased the replies per hours by a huge margin!
>>154589217the idea that hussie has some kind of consistent vision for homestuck is disproven by everything past act 5
>>154589230>a fact= its the jews
>post complains there's no build-up to lesbiabs on rose's end, only on kanaya's>durrrr what do you mean, kanaya had a crush on her the whole timehate you fujos yes i am doubling down and slitting my own throat in front of you
>>154589240retarded post attracted more retards
>>154589264you say dogshit, you get dunked on its how it works.
>>154589217Did someone from the HSBC say Hussie is hands off about it and his only notable contributions are Yiffy and hell-tier Vriska?
>>154589264its ok anon, keep larping like you read the comicits funny seeing you fuck up
>>154589280yiffany's entire existence to the point of sabotaging rose, jade and kanaya does seem like hussie thought it was fucking gold and moved half the comic to make it happen
>>154589217I'm sure Hussie is involved but it's retarded to think he is giving some sort of coherent narrative for the writers to work off of. He probably just reads whatever garbage they've cooked up and agrees to it so long as it's sufficiently out of character
>>154589264>fujos>yurifaggotryYou don't even know the right terminology you RETARD
guys keep it up, at this rate we'll reach the bumb limit in less than a day. thats almost a 200% increase guys. keep those numbers up
>>154589264do you promise?
>>154589280That was revealed to be a lie and he's breathing down the neck of people constantly.
>>154589313buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords!
ok so this is getting weird i feel like the thread is being used to farm cripto shit i will stop replying.
>>154589313you fool, fujoshi that don't like penis were rosemary's hardest pushers. some got psychotic about john's existence
>>154589353are you retarded
>>154589345no please keep replying we need the bait to keep the thread running because only drama works! please!
I'm ignoring the last six hours of conversation. Should FemKat be curvy or no? After my Jane I'm gonna draw her.
>>154589389yes she should but not too curvy! and please give her either a short ponytail or twin tails. i saw some old femkat fanart and i tjink she would look adorable with one of those looks!!
>>154589371Homestuck thread
>>154589411A ponytail or a bun sounds good. I was thinking a braid but that's more a Kankri thing. Curvy, but not so curvy.
>>154589430yep imagine the body of a petit 18 old. that is femkat.
the future of hsg is thatyou will not talk about any characters.you will not post any pictures.you will doompost.you will only talk about the latest drama.and you will be happy.
>154589533nah i will be jacking to gamzee femine silhoute until satyr tc sprites and intro drops.
>>154589533stop feeding into it then? lmao
>>154589533I will post about Nepeta and dunk on weenies
>>154589533In the current /hsg/ economy it's easier to earn (You)s with Hussie metadrama than esoteric analyses of themes in Homestuck.
>>154589451But I wish to give her big tits. Should i instead give them to her celibate sister, Kankri?
>>154586613We WILL be getting Richard Steven Horvitz as Calibornhttps://x.com/6mKP940HTrQvLnC/status/1777673630266413283https://x.com/anonstuck/status/1910445184761856019
>>154589736absolutelly. all the tit and ass of vantas goes to kankri. where femkat is more simple and compact.
>>154589736I'll kill you if you dare listen to that absolute retard >>154589856, Karkat has hand filling tits but a big ass, Kankri has the inverse: more tits but a much firmer ass
Nepeta’s haunting meows
>>154589922anon you dont need to call me a retard because i have a diferent opinion :(i think your idea is nice too.
>>154589856>>154589922So here's my question for you lads. Which is funnier and sexier?
>>154590028Kartits, Kankrass
Femkat.Skirt or pants?
>>154590328I personally think she'd wear pants but if you're drawing her then skirt
>>154590328pants
>>154590328skirtpants
sweet dreams hsg thread. im going to try to sleep now.
thoughts on this
>>154590584worst thing ive ever fucking seenmight as well call it an oc that "vaguely" looks like eridan if you're halfblind and senile
People complaining when they see Nepeta walking beside me, since they feel compelled to die for her level of cuteness and are afraid that some kind of troll murder spree will break out & get them killed by the irresistible urge to jump in front of her
>>154590584This is one of those few reasons AI is better. Just one
>>154590584oc but with eridan horns and skin. also whatever happened to this guy behind it. leon or whatever
>>154590750>whatever happened to this guy behind it.made a good few homesmut posts, asked for comms until satisfied and then quit drawing for a while (dont know why) while also vague posting or some shithstwt found his vore stuff and also had a fieldtrip
>>154590584Retards will be like "See hOmestuck porn is still good" and then post this
>>154590860Homestuck porn was never goodIt's chaste stuff is peak eros tho
>>154590860homestuck porn is still good
Ink drying. Gimmie a bit for the Femkat.
>>154590860i drew some near-porn a few days ago but idk if that counts.
>>154586613if the pilot was released in the same year the comic was still going would the pilot actually take off or would it suffer the same fate it did now ?
>>154590930why so you ask questions that you know the answer to. obviously yes duh
>>154590584For me the worst thing here is a nose ringWhy Eridan out of all people? At least keep it to the castes where it makes sense
>>154590584anyone can change the hornshape and color of the suit/hair and create their own octhats how stupid this is
https://files.catbox.moe/41vqe3.jpg
>>154590973thats not eridan thats march eridan. it makes a huge difference.
>>154591001march eridan just by the hair and maybe if you squint leon just plastered eridan elements over some obese oc and called it a day
>>154590998JOHN STOP JAMMING IT IN SO HARD HIS ASSHOLE IS BLEEDING
Here's a Femkat. I didn't do the ponytail since she looked too different from Karkat with it. I think those tiddies are a good size too.
>>154591019thats his artstyle really. drawing fat bitches
>>154591055doesnt change the fact its barely eridan anymore anon
do people actually like leon or is he too annoying
>>154591032She looks like an absolute nag and it's beautiful
>>154591065so is this peak instead?
>>154591119still shit anon, leon fucking sucks
>>154591119Is this in the... Homestuck discord?
>>154591119bro she is straight up lard
>>154591085She's about to explain to you why you should get off Dark Souls 2 and get a job, because The Four Lords are still waiting for you and will after work and you're not getting any fucking better.
>>154591119YES.THAT WHORE FINALLY LOOKS APPEALING.
>>154591152>Yeah keep changing your rings that'll fix it!
>>154591133what about this then?
>>154591165karkat or calliborn
>>154591178>Eventually you come home and find she's made dinner in the crockpot. >Laundry is done. Table set.>She's playing her own character for DS2 and is on the Burnt Ivory King without any help. >And she's winning.
>>154591201yes
>>154591185i still dont like leon anon but at least this one is more manageable
Gonna go get dinner in a bit and go draw a Femkri. Y'all have fun doing... All this.
>>154591185I was always fond of tall obese futa Kanaya wrecking the shit out of an anorexic skinny short Rose
>>154591295what
>>154591295What
>>154591295Live your truth anonymous
Karkat could wear pants or a skirt, any of em. But Kankri? Skirt all the way.
You fuckers have started to make me like incest now.After reading about you guys talking about Prospitcest and Dersecest, I've begun to like anything that has incest. What have you anons done to me?
>>154591419idk man i dont even know you. i would make you a pie and some art if you asked.
>>154591487 You don't know me but you have ruined me. I think nothing but Dersecest in my mind now.
Which Hiveswap: Act 3 Troll are (You) most excited for? for me, it's Luxora Greggs
>>154591503damn man. i'm sorry. do you wanna talk about daverose? i have time.
>>154591527Just want to see my boy Xefros again. Also i need to see the new aquatic troll that looks like a axalot.
>>154591503>I think nothing but Dersecest in my mind now.Dave and Rose say this.
I enjoy John and Jane, but there's so few art of them.
i think i prefer less active threads if actually active threads are this fucking shit
>>154591613I am inclined to agree. Remember the threads before the pilot? Rare but stuffed.
>>154591584Now imagine being a prospitorgy and derseorgy shipper>Jane-John-Jade-Jake>Dirk-Dave-Rose-RoxySo powerful and yet so few people see my vision
>>154591671Fuck it, might as well post the other one
>>154591527don't give a shit, i want dammek lore now.
>>154591695Shhh, it's okay anon, just 10 more years until Hiveswap is done and they'll start working on Hauntswitch
>>154591671I can see it. I prefer monogamy but I can see the appeal in all the groups
>>154591527Chahut yet again, odds are low but every time she appears the act can be improved. a bit of clown does wonders for the world
>>154591599>beautifulDirkbitches truly don't get it and it will never not make me madA men's man makes sure his suicide is COOL, BADASS and has a little bit of a DRAMATIC FLAIR, like when you put your head into a sendificator and teleport it to get it kissed in an absolute kino of a scene, or you blow your head off with a gun and there are bits of your brain and skull splattered everywhere, or you get into a standoff with cops who record your shooting with their bodycams or, ideally, you get to realize your latent death drive during a doomed and yet heroic last stand that will talked about with reverence through the ages.Literally everyone with a dick innately understands this.
>>154591872Big woman gets my vote. It's why I head cannon Nepeta to New types standard.
>>154591851One just have to imagine it as premium family bonding time
>>154591878are you REALLY going to be remembered like that?thats just going to stay on the new for like a week.what about a school shooter with 100+ kills followed by suicide.
>>154591878>>154592068The man to kill the president, bomb a neighborhood, and WIN the police stand off is the one to be remembered. He's still at large, still a threat, and they never actually caught him. He's gonna die some day but you never know just went that's gonna be or if he's gonna take out you with him
>>154591540>do you wanna talk about daverose?What are the best fics for it about Dersecest? Any of them with smut? As long as its Dersecest and its good, I'd read it.
>>154592068Mass shooting is always a good choice, there is a reason why Eridan picked it. Getting a good score is crucial though, kill too few and you end up looking like a cringefail retard who should've just used good old sleeping pills
>>154592169theres a recent school shooter who somehow fucking didnt kill his target, and then killed himself. he genuinely didnt kill anyone but himself. just embarrassing
I really wanna see Jade kissing Nanna
that guy is dave btw
>>154592307Why is that Dave a blue ghost and is that a fucking tail
>>154592307Karkat is such a good little kek
>>154592323that tail is delicious dude
>>154592214Best I can offer is pic related
>>154592468Everytime you post a sincere Davejade a homestuck twitter fan dies.
>>154591613uhum same
>>154592106based based based based
>>154592666 (Checked)Thanks for the tip satan, manifesting
>>154592116i will repost what the dersecest connoseur posted here for me."https://archiveofourown.gay/works/14395674 Ellipses. Dave and Rose meet on top of an New York apartment in a no Sburb au. https://archiveofourown.gay/works/1676741 the scenes which hold the waking world. AU where Dave and Rose are Trolls. Has some nice easter eggs for people who read London Rain.https://archiveofourown.gay/works/74050601 Ballad of Remembrance. Rose and Jade get purple prosy about being down bad for their brothers.https://archiveofourown.gay/works/21289892 the future freaks me out. Technically part 4 of a series about the alpha timeline but works on it's own. Rose and Dave have their first date and learn they've both been having visions since they were little. Very meta, one of the best HS fics I've read.BONUS: https://archiveofourown.gay/works/6812368 Rose: Talk to your ectofather. Rose and Dirk talk and Dave has an aneurysm."
Maybes its the tism but Aradia sounds like she would sound like Hekapoo.
What is my best option if I want homestuck ERP in the year of our lord 2026?
>>154592900Sadly, F-List.
>>154592169that is kinda retarded if you aren't trolling.
I think Gamzee would look cute in a apron and i think if he was human he should do bakery courses.
huffing jades musky balls...
Imagine if you would.Rose.But.She's trying to woo Mr. Egbert.
>>154593095woo?
>>154593095as in john?
>>154585686Its true
>>154593201lmaaao
ive watched ratatouille and surf's up like 7 times already. i bet i will be knowing the whole movie script by the end of this month.
>>154593143I was gonna go with his dad but now youve given me an idea.>Teenage Rose is attracted to her neighbor, Mr. John Egbert. >It's clear her mother likes him, and she doesn't know about Roses little crush, but Rose plans on making a move as soon as she can.
Old Hussie > Nu-Hussie
>>154593411Nu Hussie is old Hussie, just with more regrets. As Hussie himself has said: he doesn't feel like he's changed as a person because real people don't have arcs.
>>154591295I dunno about obese but I'm with you on the rest of this, anon.
good grief
Man this thread was dookie fresh.
>>154593631it was mid. neither bad or good. next one will be better.
i want to draw msp(f)a girls.
>>154593482Glad you're into it too. I just like the obese for the contrast to a bone-thin tiny Rose, Kanaya all on top of her with huge gut and giant balls obscuring everything but Rose's little legs sticking out.
oh so you are kinds into hyper stuff eh?>>154593679because of the constrast. interesting.
>>154593694Sometimes, yeah. More realistic than hyper, though.
>>154593724hmm souka
>>154593411>>154593440He just has to pay tribute to the Trannies that bankroll him and run all of his socials. Hes been defanged because he knows if he tries anything transgressive or edgy he'll immediately be dogpiled by his inner circle of yes'women'. NuHussie is like a poor elderly orca covered in leeches, all weak and docile from the constant bloodsucking. (and cocksucking). Im sure he could make some pretty kickass stuff, but he's gotten used to the constant dickriding and favor-trading and has become just a token that gets handed back and forthHonestly Hussie reminds me a lot of the Musical artist Will Wood. He got popular with queer audiences and rode the success to the peak of his popularity, but then realized how stifling and inauthentic his fanbase wasMaking it big in any art space with a certain type of queer people is like a faustian bargain.On one hand you'll have an incredibly quick rise to popularity and your art will be seen by an innumerable amount of people. You will be praised as a beacon of queer representation and become a counter-culture icon,But on the other hand you'll have to conform to the fanbases parasocial expectations of you to represent them as an induvidual for them to project their opinions and values onto. Your artistic vision no longer matters. A poster-boy for them to affirm their beliefs off of instead of just simply an artist making stories or media they enjoy. I have no issue with queer characters or his art going in different direction, it's just that the fuckers who surround him are fucking hacks who are all inauthentic bastards. The last 5 years have proved that a majority (not all) of them don't care at all about making better and more entertaining stories, and only care about pushing their own head-canons and projections onto already existing characters. And since they are buddy buddy with hussie who honestly is so burnt out and doesn't give a shit anymore, they can get fan-service and projection right from the tap.
>>154593440Hussie still has his mother change his diaper when he makes a poopie? good on him for never changing.
>>154593411Young hussie pre Homestuck >>>> Old hussie before Homestuck (psycholonials mode) >>>> Homestuck Hussie >>>>Toby fox pre Undertale>>>Toby fox Deltarune (Only japonese mode)
>>154593987>colonel sassacre ONLY in Sthis is blasphemy
>>154594017I didn't make that image, but let's be honest: Sasacre didn't do much other than being an ally of the Condesce; he died pathetically and didn't even have sex with the Condesce.
>>154593935w vent text
New thread when?
>>154593674i want to draw lewds of my fankids but i keep procrastinating uoooghghgh
Freshly baked.>>154594254>>154594254>>154594254
