Friendly editionQOTT: what's your friendship OTP? Previous session: >>154723656
>>154752244>QOTToficus renity
>>154752244>QOTTAs much as I like Grimdorks, John and Rose work best as friends who tard wrangle each other.
>>154752244>what's your friendship OTP?Pipefan413 and Fedora Freak
>>154752244karkat, kanaya
>>154752345based
>>154752275>it's just one bitch getting friendzonedKek how is that even a good friendship
>>154752707I wonder if he played the game himself, or if it was his son who got him into a session; at the very least, I like to think that if he was a player, he became godtier.
>>154752428Best post.
lol i almost got attacked by feral dogs again.
>>154752976people can be so fucking useless sometimes. nobody makes nothing when their dogs attack other people. anyway. having fun at the park ig. i think i will draw some free minded sketches.
ok i think it will be a hiatus for me now. seems like im just comming here to say shit to let the thread down and booming all around. sorry guys. hmm good night hsg. see you around. have a sweet chill guy i just did. i need to take a time out.
>>154752294pervert woman and a straight-lace guy are a match made in heaven, i'm sorry to say
>>154754371Eating every single one as they screamAnd holler. None of the other trolls help since they believe all the Karkats are engaging in a hate session across time/timelines etc
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87338386-5861-8158
>>154754478vriska's getting it GOOD i can see her soul slipping out of her body via bone bulge
>>154753758Cute Gamzee.
>>154754478torn between Karkat and Equius.
https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=940PRISOUNEBOUND'S BACK THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
>>154755777suggestion time!
>>154752244John and Jack Noir.
>>154754371which troll goes in the lean pockets?
>>154756642sollux
>>154755777Holy Trips.
>>154753758>seems like im just comming here to say shit to let the thread down and booming all aroundIsn't that what /hsg/ is for?
>>154754371Imagine their screams of pain as you microwave them
>>154757072When do they stop making noise?
>>154754478https://youtube.com/shorts/RVNHQ5Fy4fk?si=7V_xy7DHLKnx_QZi
Did they ever establish where the trolls are actually from? We're like three scratches deep now
>>154752244Rose would pole dance to get back at her mom.
>>154753444Now have Guy! Nepeta do this to Fem! Kat
>>154757763implying femkat is bigger than a b cup at the very largest
>>154757814Guy! Nepeta would still molest her at every opportunity. He wants to put a family in that crab girl.>Kankri is the big one in the family, leading to more seething.
I need now a Nepeta. A big Nepeta, oh please.
>>154757868Here's your Nepeta bro.
>>154757978
>>154757978>>154757981Vriska is as flat as a twig and any version of her that isn’t is an automatic 0/10. Just as lord Hussie intended
>>154758083You committed the classic blunder of caring about Hussie's opinions.
>>154757978she looks so nortubel tier
>>154757978>>154757981That Kanaya makes me go feral.
>>154758083if the 'naya doesn't look like a 2014 tumblr bulimic i don't want her
>>154757978>>154757981Gawd DANM fef has a fucking bakery Good lord
>>154758102Same broNeed that vamp lesbo ass rn
>>154757978While delicious, I need a Nep that's built like that Fef.
>>154757978>>154757981Kanaya is so perfect, I love her
Question. Terezi.Big titty or big hips?
>>154758372Actually scratch that. I gotta go to class and won't be out for about eight hours. Reply with outfits I could draw Terezi in.
>>154758418>Reply with outfits I could draw Terezi in.British lawyer, wig included
>>154758418Terezi dressed like a skinhead girl, please.
>>154758454head has to be clean shaven or it doesn count
>>154757664Are you dumb
>>154758496Girlskins don't usually do the full shave, brother.
>>154758659boooooooooooooooring
>>154758659Wouldn't be able to tell them apart from the guys otherwise
>>154758496>>154758732This or a mohawk is the most I've ever seen a skinhead gal do in terms of shaving their head
why didnt hussie just get davepeta get with karkat if he wanted the fandom to suck him off as much possible?it would have been pandering to both davekatfags AND karnepfags
>>154759177why would anyone want to pander to karnepfags
>>154759177Because davepeta sucks and nobody likes that seizure-inducing abomination, it'd be a hollow victory for everyone involved
>>154732619if theres 5 inches of mad mew mew inside me and 6 of body im moving back and forthfreudian slip sorry
>>154758418Requesting Terezi wearing Sue Storm's slutty suit while complaining about John's stupid Human comics?
>>154758372Id say both but big hips DefImo
about to lewd someone
>>154759568Eridan?
What did she mean by this?
>>154756063it's reference to this comic.
booyaka booyaka 619!Gato Mysterio!
>>154756063>not KarkatFake and gay comic
would karkat cry if he got tied up
>>154760062Yes
>>154760062Not by itself. Expect mostly screaming and hurling insults which would only make it hotter, crying only kicks off once you start doing things to him
>>154759895Be careful Nepeta
>>154759895>>154760285She's got this.
>>154760589needs extra gore so we know the clown is ded
>>154760704
>>154760819:33 < aw yiss
PB's updating again niggas.https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=942
>>154760861What a fun kitchen, I can't wait to see what silly stuff she can get up to with all the things in he- WHAT THE FUCK
>>154760861why is oficus cooking stuff?cant moonrunes just move the plot forwards?
>>154760819He's actually busting a nut here
>>154760990maybe it was plot relevant now we will never know
>>154760819Pshh he doesn't even feel thatHARDER BITCHhonk
>>154760992only sissy fags do that anoni cant believe gamzee would cum in such a faggy way
>>154760861>cucked out of Romana cameoGODDAMNIT
>>154760990She wasn't, it was set dressing for us to interact with before we accidentally glitched the progression flags.
We still have time for a Romana cameo right? Right?Moonrunes? Please?
>>154761219I suddenly have a craving for haddock, should have bought some while I was out.
>>154761265>accidentally glitched the progression flags. can moonrunes not patch the bugs in his comic??i swear speedrunners just ruin the fun
>>154758372absurdly wide hips with an ass and tummy to match, b-d cup probably not massive but nothing to scoff at either
>>154760990She secretly fantasises about being a sundress wearing, barefoot tradwife
>>154761332Who goes shopping for Wonderbread?
>>154761211>sissy fagsWhich is to say all male trolls
>>154760990Speedrunner spotted
>>154761342>buying breadShe MAKES bread my dudeSo that she in turn may be breadThere may be a deforestation or two during he process tho
>>154761353>all male trollsweird way of saying just gamzee
>>154761374comedian
>>154760861get winedrunk any%
>>154761589listen she NEEDS this break ok?? her job is VERY STRESSFUL(oficus winemom ftw)
>>154761401Nope all of them, that's them troll gender roles
>>154761431Every piece of furnitureEvery hard surfaceStainedUntil the children are born then it's master bed only(excluding vacations)
>>154761638just say you want a troll mommy anon i think its easier
I HATE ZHEN FROM PSYCHILONIALS!!! BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WISH SHE WOULD BULLY, GASLITGHT AND MOLEST ME. How i live knowing I'm literally percy. Where is my zhen....Also i fucking hate hussie sm. why he is so verbose about useless information.Well i have to give him props to write a bpdemon shallow girl hungry for power and attention that is zhen. So far i'm enjoying she suffering by her own demise.
>>154761793Come on anon, everyone knows troll society is canonically matriarchalJust look how all the guys are generally bitchboys who love talking about their faggy feefees while the girls run around and get shit done. It's like a deliberate inversion of human gender roles
>>154761913
>>154760861Yippee
>>154761913A matriarchy designed by a patriarch is not actually a matriarchy, as hot as it is.
>>154761913>the consdece working under lord english A MAN>alternia being reshaped and watched over by doc scratch A (debatable) MAN> "altenia is a matriarchy"
>>154762065>no argumentsLet's do it case by case>Aradia - FLARPer, also would regularly go out and explore ancient ruins>Nepeta - feral off-the-grid survivalist hobogirl>Kanaya - chainsaws zombies every day(seriously why wasn't this expanded upon)>Terezi - FLARPer and an aspiring lawyer/ruthless-sociopath-in-training who loves mock trials that culminate with hanging the accused>Vriska - Vriska>Feferi - tasked with a gruesome job of appeasing a horrorterror that can kill nearly everyone if not fed>Tavros - Tavros>Sollux - sits at home and does shit on his computer all day long>Karkat - sits at home and watches romcom sloppa all day long>Equius - sits at home, build robots and looks at horse cocks, also a masochistic vegetarian bitchboy who doesn't understand why Nepeta must kill not to starve>Gamzee - sits at home and gets high on pie all day long>Eridan - the only one who gets to do some proper bloody action before sgrub. Mostly just cries about his feelings anyway like a typical troll male faggotIt's a deliberate inversion of typical human gender roles where men are stereotypically more active, outdoorsy and violent while women are supposed to be demure and stay at home. Even Hussie lampshaded it when he talked about Karkat telling Tavros to "STOP PLAYING GAMES FOR GIRLS". It's technically a sexist comment, but not in the way us humans would understand it, because on Alternia games for girls like FLARP can get you maimed or killed.
>>154762157This is why God must be abolished in order to bring about the female future
>>154762353God is both, the Divine RebisThat things have fallen the way they have is just natural in the eyes of the DivineIf you want something different you must remove ALL of what came beforeIf you meet God upon the road, kill Him and build your hevean from the remains
>>154762352>Aradia - FLARPer, also would regularly go out and explore ancient ruinsexporing ancient ruin is worthless, she only found the temple because she was supposed to or else no sgrub>Nepeta - feral off-the-grid survivalist hobogirljust survives does nothing>Kanaya - chainsaws zombies every day(seriously why wasn't this expanded upon)again just surviving, nothing of value>Terezi - FLARPer and an aspiring lawyer/ruthless-sociopath-in-training who loves mock trials that culminate with hanging the accusedjust roleplays againts other trolls with vriska, she just plays, nothing of value>Vriska - Vriskaonly flarps or she gets killed >>154762352>Feferi - tasked with a gruesome job of appeasing a horrorterror that can kill nearly everyone if not fedonly one ill take as an actual argumentby all intents: neither the males of the group or the females did anything important besides being kidsim beging you check on your tardness anon
>>154762385heaven*FUCKSTOP MESSING WITH MY FINGER JUST CUZ YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT GOD
>isn't she lovely>isn't she wonderful>isn't she precious
>>154762411btfo
>>154762386Anon, flarp isn't just dnd with some extra play-acting. Don't you remember this is how Vriska and Eridan would get the food for spidermom and gl'bgolyb? This is game where you can die because it's meant to desensitize the troll kids to violence.
>>154762453i know what you mean.jax= a vriska
>>154762453Imagine if TADC got another season where Jax gets brought back with the power of plot bullshit.
>>154762523eridan did it bcs he wanted vriska and terezi bcs she had always played with vriskaeridan got the food bcs hes technically fefs orphaner and even then, to consider flarping as something that contributes to society is just stupid
>>154762567Jax gets reverse abstracted because everyone's lives are meaningless without him around.
>>154762567it wont get another season though
>>154762570>to consider flarping as something that contributes to society It culls the weak, sounds good enough to me
>>154762587that could not be further than the truth
>>154761796Cont. Everything has been a shitshow of situation. But at least Joculine appeared finally. I hate Zhen. Period.
>>154761297There already was one when Yitris enters the room full of fuchsias, but Romana got removed when the panel was updated to include a dancestor
>>154763205Heheh
>>154763016Redacted from the yttris files
>>154763205area 51 lookin ahh
>>154763251Nothing wrong with an alien fetish
>>154763205>white girl>mohawk horn guy>horn guy
>>154763205if rose is "white girl" then what are jade, jane and roxy called?
Felt like drawing Bec noir since he seems more fitting for drawing on the bus than delicate subjects
>>154763316The knotter, fat bitch, barefoot tradwife
>>154763316>green girl>blue girl>pink girl
>>154763497is he actually names them this he'll be fully redeemed
Fun with puppet warp
>>154763505kanayavriskafeferi
>Tavros is not!Spanish>at one point when Vriska finishes talking with him, she ends with:>AG: Adios, Toreasnore!!!!!!!!>When Vriska kills Aradia by using Sollux, she writes:>AG: Arrivederci, Megido.>"She ices the deal with another melodramatic one-liner. With Tavros, it was Troll Spanish. Now it's Troll Italian, I guess." t. Hussie>When Vriska's lusus gets killed, the narration uses>Au revoir, spidermom.>"Now she's using Troll French. Okay." t. HussieIT'S OFFICIAL.ARADIA È ITALIANA.VRISKA EST FRANÇAISE
https://mspfa.com/?s=69184&p=65I'm not dead
>>154763599>green demon>blue demon>pink demon
>>154763760>filenameWho's who?
>>154762798This fucking sucks balls. I'm just reading words at this point to see how it will end.
>>154763779
>>154763816So Levi is a manlet who will be visited by the norwood reaper in the near future?
i have a naughty joke involving the shape of the bats but i will not say it because levi is hearing
>>154764090>Levi: captchalogue triple T
>>154763983why does it look like they were making out
>>154764150>he doesn't know
>>154763652I prefer Slavic Serkets.
>Italian Megidos.>Not Japanese or Latina.Lame.
>>154764300>Japanese LatinaSo Peruvian?
Another Bec, at taco bell
>>154764300Just make Italian Aradia and Nipponese Damara
>>154764461Me when I'm about to eat a taco desu
>>154763423>>154763563he looks more like a jackal than a dog here.
>>154763760Not if i have anything to do about it
>>154764689here you go.
>>154764689:33 < ive got some cheese for you right here karkitty!:33 < *unzips bulge*
>>154764799ig man
>>154764982for a second i thought that was Pucci.
>>154764793you are a disgusting and perverted human being.
I figure Bec should contain cartoon silliness even while badass.Hence his butt and noodle limbs.>>154764658Bec contains multitudes
>>154763815Ok i finally finished it. My thoughts? The final was not as bad as i thought it would be. And it really fucks me up she got to be all preachy in the end on the epilogues, seeing that she doesn't regret much of the shit she done to others, but I'm glad the story didn't ended up miserable and with the main characters dead. Neither a bad or a good ending. Also everything could had be avoided if she just payed her bail at the start. Well at least i did it. Holy shit im glad i finally saw that I'm never touching anything like that ever again.Made me cringe a little more than usual for my own anarchist ideologies, but that is just hussie self deprecatiation shit as always. Uh. Percy didnt deserved that. I liked Mizzlebip as well. I hope they are alive. Hm yep that is pretty much it. Im more shocked that this didnt killed my enjoyment of clowns. In fact i like them more than ever. For normal reasons ofc.
>>154764689Hm i could go to a prosciutto and cheese sanwich...
beta trolls body type hc: (1/3)>aradia: average height, curvy/voluptuous for her age and sort of chubby. ~c to smaller d cup. nice fat ass and thighs. hip dips. doesn't shave. 24/7 chipped nail polish. cutslut, regularly hits beans and has cleared bedrock before. outie lips, not the longest but girthy bulge.>tavros: a little bit taller than average before amputation. broad, slightly chunky. really strong and pronounced neck + shoulder muscles to support the weight and span of his horns. plump ass but not exactly shapely. small/whispy happy trail + chest hair. relatively tight and unused nook and long, girthy, well veined bulge.>sollux: gross skinny nerd. lanky, 2nd tallest except he slouches so he's pretty much the same height as equius. flat tummy with the slightest twink pouch. tiny pricks of stubble, pronounced happy trail but no chest hair. slightly pimply face. long and bony fingers, aradia paints his nails red + blue. very slightly visible ribs. you could shatter the bones in your hands trying to smack his ass (though the hole itself is a pretty good and tight fuck). tight and slick nook. relatively long and skinny bulges, one is slightly longer but he will tell you to your face it isn't.>karkat: shortest male troll, second shortest period. not really chubby but not flat skinny either, somehow has both somewhat visible ribs and a tiny bit of a potbelly. pimply face + shoulders/upper arms. unkempt pubes + pits. has an overbite. pretty decent ass. floppy lips, crab grip. small and needy bulge, will NOT let you get a word in about it.
>>154766187 (me)(2/3)>nepeta: shortest beta troll. lean, muscular, and lithe. barely any tits, just tiny mounds of areola + nipple. small, firm ass. well built thighs. really good at prowling on her toes and hands. covered in claw marks and scars from her prey. pronounced spine. surprisingly still has a good amount of baby fat in her cheeks, like a scottish fold. big ole eyes. rainforest pussy. small nook and small spiny tentabulge.>kanaya: (i already mentioned her earlier if it sounds familiar)a little taller than aradia and a little shorter than vriska. bulimic girl skinny. flat tummy, wide hips with hip dips, slightly pear shaped. nice thighs. small ass but nicely shaped. waxed skin, painted and well cared for finger + toenails. smells nice. b cup breasts. tiny little innie nook and *loonng* bulge.>terezi: short and chunky. slightly taller than karkat. crooked teeth and freakishly long tongue. c-d cup, really jiggly. *fat* ass. bright red finger + toenails. braces. not very tight but sloppy + sopping wet nook. very girthy and veiny bulge.>vriska: tallest female troll, around the same height as eridan. also skinny but on the lean side. broad shoulders and dipped hips, well built thighs. long ass claw nails, usually painted black. shaved legs but not bush. bony elbows + knees + ribs + hands. pierced tongue + snakebites + nips. c cup. outie lips but still pretty small. long and ribbed bulge.
>>154766202 (me)(3/3)>equius: a slight bit shorter than sollux (though with sollux's shrimp posture it's hard to tell). greasy hair and skin. muscular, yes, but not cartoonishly so. he's still 6 after all. pretty much permanantly clenched ass. trimmed pubes (he has to get his lusus to do it because he breaks the scissors). clenched tight nook, not even to the point of being pleasurable like you flat out cannot get in there unless you roofie him or smth. thick and disgustingly veiny bulge.>gamzee: tallest troll. also skinny and lanky like sollux but a lot ganglier. very sharp and bony shoulders, elbows, knees, and hands. claw nails. unkempt pubes with a noticable happy trail, also some whispy chest hair. very pronounced adam's apple. kind of flat ass. simular to terezi in that his nook isn't that tight but it's sopping wet and messy. also has the longet bugle and is also obscenely veiny.>eridan: about vriska's height. broad shoulders but otherwise pretty average, not much to talk about here. doesn't have painted nails but is well manicured, insists it's masculine. near permanent scowl even casually. no body hair because i hc seadwellers tend not to have it much if any. nasty fish nook, ribbed bulge like a seahorse.>feferi: somewhere between aradia and kanaya's height. kind of thick/voluptuous for her age but has small tits. slight belly pouch but isn't chubby per se. very defined shoulderblades + muscles around that area from all the swimming she does. very soft and moisturized skin. beaded hair. paints her nails in different fun colors like her outfit. webbed fingers and toes. fragrant nautical nook, frilly bulge like a (reduced) betta fish.
>>154752244me <> dirk in 1st placeother great friendships that need more attention:dirk and roxynepeta <> equiusmeulin and kurlozporrim and kanayavriska and terezistoner!gamzee <> karkatjohn and dad egbertdirk and davejade and becroxy and calliope
>>154766202 (me)vriska's also a cutslut i forgot to mention. she can only go to styro and yet she lovesssss calling every other cutter she sees a catscratcher to feel better about it
>>154766187>small and needy bulge>not chodekat
>>154766187>>154766202>>154766220agree almost entirely on nepeta, gamzee, and sollux
>>154766253whats a cutslut? does she feel pleasure from cutting and does she show to the other trolls so they can pity her?
>>154766546yes and yes
New selfportrait for my webcomic
>>154766826neeeeeeeeeeck
>>154766909I use it for making observations
aura
built for jasprose only btw
>>154767078>built for jasprose only btwvriska pulled a funny and decanonized your yuri roflmao
Tell me your voice claims.
>>154767078Jade will be all up in that to get Yiffany a sibling, anything for family
>>154767105doesnt make the feelings jane has any less
>>154767173how about jade get her horny ass back to her home and have sex with yiffany instead
>>154767055fucking gaster facepaint.
old things
>>154767055Itty bitty Vibri titties."Guess this animal"
Advancing my backgrounds with environmental destruction>>154767055I find whatever that is on the left sexy
>>154767233
>>154767253......you gotta be kidding me.all along....? how much of hussie & cia there is tangled in the deltarune's references?
>>154763760>bluh panelheheh
>>154764090Will Levi and Counselor try anal with the bats together?
>>154767055ANDREW HUSSIE IN HOMESTUCKBUILT IT ALL WHILE HIGH ON DRUGS
>>154767078Does she molest Yiffany or does she get plapped by Yiffany? I haven't read HS^2 yet.
>>154767502Imagining watching them scrawl all day like a couple of creative petsI would be the manlet Karkat to experience this
>>154767579none of the two
>>154767515yes that was the naughty thought
>>154767579I’m on the patreon, candy Jade hits on Jane in a few chapters and they’re implied to fuck off screen.
>>154767690That wasn't my question.
So, how does it feel (explain) to know (how)You've rewritten history? (These things change)Despite the complicated beginning to all of this
>>154763205
>>154767690im calling bullshit
>>154767078
>>154767269sexo
>>154767055it's giving steam powered giraffe
>>154768310Yiffany will win
>>154768125not that I'm complaining, but why is jane evil or some shit in bc?
>>154768407Troll racism and Jake stopped fucking her resulting in sexless marriage after just 1 kid. A lack of English/Harley dick made her turn into turbo Hitler after Dirk killed himself and she lost the presidency.
Moonrunes STOLE your constitutionally mandated Hot Yuri Oficus/Romana makeouts from you and he should be put on trial for this blatant human rights violation.
>>154768431jake cheated on dirk with jane?
Why is Ly'lac freaky?
>>154768487Lets say no, Dirk is dead to begin with in the Candy timeline so it's more like he just refused to give her dick on principal
>>154768465How do we fix this?
>>154768494It's day 3 and I still can't find any porn of the caretaker, where is all the love for older women of the alien caliber that aren't trolls
>>154768431Why would she be troll racist if she personally knows littersly every living troll in existence, of which there is like 4? Nvm I dont care enough to read it and probably never will
>>154768501>just refused to give her dick on principalfair enough reason to turn evil
>>154768528Did you not finish homestuck either
>>154768507we pick up a pencil and draw it ourselves
>>154768557Yeah I actually finished reading pretty recently but I was totallychecked out by the end because of how shit it became. I know they time traveled to the future but I thought they only started doing troll breeding after
i drew aunty porn but catbox is down
>>154768568kino reply
>>154768687Post bls
>>154768704
>>154768717Mommy.
why does he look like a bitch in every panel he's in?
>>154769092He’s desperately in need of some cock
>>154768717noice
>>154769092Gay.
>>154769113truth nuke
>hussie is cosplay gasterNONOPLEASEHELP MEIT HURTSIT HURTSKILL MEKILL ME PLEASE
>>154769527HOW LUCKY WE ARETO NEED EACH OTHERIN THIS WAY.
>>154768595hxh (esp the sw arc) really reminds me of homestuck. with the really non-linear storytelling and the tons of dialogue
>>154769248Stupid slutty boy. Levi should be raped.
>>154766236> <>>actually implying moirallegience is friendshipretard
>>154767319Why the hell is there a homestuck post on futaba? Are the end days coming?
>>154767596cute!
i like this one
>>154770618It's cute but it's very clearly a fetish.
What would you peer pressure Levi into doing?
>>154770311hey i used to use that theme because it looked comfy
>>154770702cutting*cough i mean be friends with him.
>>154771191Anon, I'm not talking about futaba as the style used on 4chinz but the one and only futaba channel
>>154768125>>154767173why are we treating jade as a breeding horse.
do the japanese like homestuck now?
>>154771220i didnt even know that existed
since its so early no one will give reppies to this
>>154771331what's with y'all and cadetblu
>>154770311There is a small (but probably still bigger than you'd think) and very dedicated Homestuck fanbase in Japan. You can find a lot of cool art on Pixiv if you can find the tags to dig through.
>>154771354this is deadass not even them
Cool carapacians was all I ever wanted from a mspfa. Ty whoever recommended sburb.exe.
>>154771274for family anon all for family
t. roxy
>>154771354We love visionary artists
if hsbc was good we'd already have a pannel of meat!jade getting rimmed by meat!roxy while he jerks her off
>>154770283it is LIKE a bestfriendship and I meant what I said
>>154771645>visionary artistswdym anon this looks like projection shit
crazy troll sex
>>154772700Homestuck characters deserve to be powerless heads subject to the whim of a giant
>>154772001If karkat saw this post he'd call you a massive fucking retard and he'd be right to do so
>>154772700I can't believe a dog put its dick on one of these onions
>>154772810because roxy was obviously the better option.
>>154772810that dog must have really bad taste
Rare lanky bodies
>>154762352Equius regularly fights his robots though and also looks at muscular horsecock.
>>154757981>>1547579781.Nepeta2.Aradia3.Kanaya these three are basically equal in my taste but I have greater amounts of love towards nepeta and aradia, and my personal vendettas makes me physically incapable of feeling any sexual attraction to vriska despite on a technical level vriska being what I usually like
>>154771202Skye....
>>154773492I regularly look at furry porn as well but that doesn't automatically make me a paragon of masculinity
>>154772797*shooshpaps you*there, there
>>154773922>>154773932>>154773945The ship that could've saved FLARPing
>>154774030more of this artist?
>>154774190Here you go, I'm not shitting you
>>154774396HUH?
>>154774411The very same xamag was also using /hsg/ for a while a long, long time ago, however brieflyhttps://xamag-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/7375526561>4chan said that I don’t draw kids.>So I drew this, because I like Grimdark Rose.>See, /co/, I love you.
>>154771709If hsbc was good it wouldn't exist.
>>154774473Huh. I kind of forgot they drew for VE.Very unfortunate that comic isn't very good.
>>154774567Very predictable that the comic isn't very good. Most of the talent in the fandom left ages ago, with bbpanzu keeping it propped up with his davejade animations.
>>154774567>Very unfortunate that comic isn't very good.How bad is it anyway? I have it on my to-read list but VE being supposedly 2000 pages of wordswordswords that don't go anywhere doesn't sound too encouraging
>>154774625It's just like you described. It's one guy writing it and he is not a good writer and also kind of a dipshit.
>>154774473god I love their art enough to browse tumblr to follow them there
>>154774625I mean it's fine honestly but as it goes on it's just talking and talking and talking in one place while they aren't really going things during it.During Homestuck and other fanventures things get wordy often but usually this happens while they're doing something, or during the span of 5 pages while characters are moving through a scene, doing stuff or setting up one really cool page.I like Calder tho
>>154774858What are they going to do once they find him?
>>154774895I don't know. Put him on jail or just ask him questions/interrogate him.
>>154774895bj him till he spills
>>154774895>Nepeta AND Terezi having Karkat on their mercyCrabby boytoy is gonna end up looking like pic related after they're done
>>154774875I want a Nepeta where can I get one the shelter said to fuck off
>>154775074I don't know :(try bribing the shelter in the next try.
heh
>>154775199rapeable position gamzee is in
>>154775215They will just clean him up man. Dude is a biohazard danger, he is stinky af.
>>154758372Big hips if I have to pick. But I've always liked the idea of Terezi's tits and ass both being bigger than Vriska's, causing endless amounts of quiet seething.
>>154775316i still want him raped anon
>>154775467Why :( ? That doesn't seem really good to do with your moirail.
>>154775497idk anon i dont like the clown, i think karkat if better off with literally anybody elselike kanaya or eridan or john idk
>>154775467>>154775607>hates gamzee>wants him subjected to acts of sexual nature<3<?
>>154775607That is fine. I just like him for what he is. Capable of being evil and nice too. He makes me laugh. And i like clowns.I think its all a question of taste. But i also think his relationship in canon with karkat is one sided and not good for karkat too :( this is why i prefer to ship him with other trolls. But i must be real with myself some gamkar art is pretty good.
>>154775642nah i dont want him to improve anon i think he sucks :/ thats about it>I think its all a question of tastebased and respectful
Well anon?
>>154775789>ciravadont need to ask twice, yes
>>154775789Weed makes me feel paranoid. So i think troll's weed will explode my brain. Sorry Cirava.
the first dog-knotting tier list ever
>>154775789WE PUFFING ON THAT SHIT THAT SENDS YOU INTO THE MEDIUM
>>154776050I stared at this for 30 seconds thats 30 seconds ill never get back
>>154776129you dont get seconds back from anything anyways
>>154776050So all of them are getting knotted down while Rose rides that thang?
>>154776149*blocks your path*
>>154776179*fucking um strokes your dick*please dont hurt me!
>>154776179>>154776210Well that escalated quickly*laugh track*
>>154776181How the fuck did she get there?
>>154776181Me when zoomies
I need to do something. Aaaaargh long stage depression sucks
>>154776050This is just Jade cucking John like 4 times in a row while not getting any. Come on Anon he deserves the knot too.
Oxnard with long hair.
>>154776283how could it be cucking when in this scenario hes taking the dih
Nepeta should have survived act 5 she would have really rounded out the cast
>>154776329It wouldnt be if he was taking it, but as it stands he isnt.
johnkatfagging
>>154776370Nepeta would get cucked out of relevance even harder than kanaya because hussie is a faggot
>>154776430>even using his thumb to play with karkat's sensitive tipDamn, John really has a talent for it
>>154776370She’s too hard to write for most
>>154776492john knows how to please a troll
zachbros......
https://beyondcanon.com/story/1098 UPD8
>>154777285>hsbc team try not to pump a pesterlog full of dialog intead of dividing it into more pages challenge
>>154777335i hate how everyone in act 2 is like >"things are HAPPENING">"heh that thing i did off screen isnt that epic?"
>>154777442not my complaint desu, i just HATE how instead of chopping up a pesterlog in, say, 3 pageswe just dump the whole ass convo on one page like its act 6 all over againwhy????
>>154777442They've truly learned tricks of the trade from hussie
https://hs.hiveswap.com/ezodiac/index.phpapology for poor englishwhen were you when hivswap zodiac quiz dies?i was sat at home jake off to nepeta lemon when hussie ring‘quiz is kill’‘no’
>>154777285Ly'Ly is moe
>>154777957there was a hiveswap quiz? why'd it die?
>>154777957>when were youTime? Doctor freeeeman
>>154778170>there was a hiveswap quiz?Yeah, the extended zodiac one>why'd it die?The rest of the site is still up so who the fuck knows
oh my lord she is so beautiful.
also poor zach :(
>>154777163>>154778478wat
>>154778464who dis
>>154778289>The rest of the site is still up so who the fuck knowsfuck I hope it comes back I wanna take the quiz again
>>154778558>>154779301we are talking about the latest update on the Mspfa 'Sburb.exe'https://mspfa.com/?s=49229&p=1
Nepeta’s journey for a solid Espresso that makes her cat scratches cover her whole prey
motherfucking rat cooking soup dude. the cat knows how to do gourmet shit!!!little guy is a tiny miracle.
>>154779406fuck I really need to find the time to pick this up
tails are cute
>>154780557fat tail
honestly i need to see eridan in a practical feminine clothing. like overalls and just plain girl tshirt and denim pants with embroidery details.
>>154780740I could fix her taste in games
>>154780740I love Dani but I can never forgive her for playing gacha games those shits are like poison with one button you spam over and over to get lights and numbers and dopamine
>>154781667My brother got addicted to Genshin and he spent so much money we had to put child like restrictions on his card like he's a kid. He never got anything out of gambling but those games got his ass and it's really sad for a 22 year old man to come to that.
>>154781678Nta but Ive played Genshin for a long time, never put in a dollar, but spent a lot of time 100% every region to squeeze every source of premium currency from the game. It either steals your wallet or your time, those games are poison.
>>154781678>>154781709Gayshit andfat
>>154778166Where the FUCK did RoboLy'lac come from?
Wait she just killed him? Why?
>>154781788Why? Why not?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0-coASIjkQ
Thread's dead so I can post Evan Monster Cock and no one will know I love hung shotas.
Ok, guys. Post your favorite Kanaya x Anon here. Art, fic, musings, whatever. I am here to collect.
>>154770618>>154770696more please
>>154781667My old boss was highly into Genshin, and when he was asked by a customer how much he spent in one month, we all just looked at him. Refuses to believe it's s problem.
>>154781788mercy killing
i honeslty forgot that i had genshin on my computer and now it's been sitting there for like 4 years untouched.fuck genshin though, what's your dity homestuck thoughts.
>You WILL like the upcoming battle shonen adaption of HOMESTUCK, animated by MADHOUSE>You WILL like John & Dave being the only main characters, while ROSE & JADE are sideslop HOT BIMBOS with BIG BOOBIES>You WILL like most of Homestuck's ENTIRE plot SOMEHOW revolving around ATTENDING HIGH SCHOOL>You WILL like Dave vs Bro directed ENTIRELY by WEILIN ZHANG>You WILL LIKE ANIME
>>154784958Unfortunately everything I have is exceptionally pornographic and this is a blue board!
>>154785408>MADHOUSELet's be honest, only science saru could plausibly give homestuck a chance
>>154785040well, anon... there's another onehttps://files.catbox.moe/gf25tb.png
>>154785299I've started classpecting friendsim characters just to figure out which of them would wear the slutty Page clothes
>>154785408The MSPFA about the trolls and humans in college is neat so I would probably like this actually.
>>154785508shit, catbox is being retarded so here>>154785040
>>154785607
Sex with Del'Fi
>>154785607this is beautiful actually. im not into tickle shit as a kink but i think this is nice and funny.
>>154785634based
>>154785607That's kinda hot
>>154784419i know now
evan but he is a girl.evangeline.
>>154785636thank you. :)
this fic is fantastichttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/78380576
>>154785936you think gamzee's skin is velvet fluffy, slippery like a eel or more like scaly/keratin texture?
>>154786205>that chapter 7
>>154786266i didnt like it. i dont like when people are mean to eridan>>154786276its been up for months
Eridan just needs a moirail who will calm him down and try to direct his immense potential and energy into something more positive than trying to genocide the land trolls. Chud just needs a Karkat to shoosh and pap him for real, Feferi has got too much shit going on to handle that.
>>154786401Eridan was already palecucking Feferi with Karkat anyway
My new pens arrived. Have an Aradia.
>>154786205KILL YOURSELF
>>154786596nankim aradia <3
>>154786205>half of the good shit is paywallednigga what
>>154786666read it all that fast you slut?
>>154786731it's the first link
>>154786401Nah man he just needs to chud down having a friend who can check your worst aspects is oppression or something. People who are going through jemotions and lash out at others should just be left to the curbNo i will not provide an alternate model of peer support
>>154786853He looks like a cool token black character in an 80s-90s film
im sorry but everytime i see either dirk or dave being black it doesn't feel right at all. always feels like a cosplay. any other hs character could be dark skinned and pull that well, but not the striders.
>>154786666ITS A FUCKING HOMESTUCK FANFIC HOW ARE YOU PAYWALLING THIS SHIT.
>>154786941>only 6 subs so it's not even gonna be on the usual siteI hope he's happy with his 40 whole dollars.
>>154786932Agreed. Dave being a wigger is a surprisingly integral part of his character. It's actually weirdly racist to make him black because it hinges on the assumption that only black people can make and enjoy hip-hop.
>>154786941anon i know its infuriating but its better if we ignore that. i think this is what he want, attention.
>>154786975eeeexactly.
>>154786976what a retarded way if promotion.
i used all my will powers to make nepezi propaganda. now i'm going back to my gamtav propagation.
>>154785408>turn on the homestuck series>darkness>PRESENTED BY...>this absolute lad pops up before the show startsWould it be kino?
>>154786702:D
i really should give a chance to erikar. feels more new territory to me than solkat.
lalorb
>>154787277Once you take the pale erikar pill you won't be able to come back, that shit was all over the comic
>>154787457
>>154787457sadly it was barelly in there. eridan didnt appeared as much as gamzee per comparation, and the dialogue karkat and eridan has was even less shown.
>>154787493Sure, but that doesn't make the little crumbs we got absolutely top-tierSeriously, try to reread every single interaction the two had, it's all pale as hell and they weren't even trying
davejade
>>154787625better than gamkar? you better believe it!
>>154787625i will anon. thank you :)
>>154787716sure
>>154787856decently sure anon
>>154787856I love Gamkar.
i like gamkar but when someone call gamzee a bad character i feel ashamed to like it so much.
>>154787936>gamzee a bad characterthey aint wrong tho...
>>154787963but the same thing doesnt happen when you say feferi's name
>>154787936also i'm giggling at this fanarts where eridan is taller than karkat. because i always imagined them both being one of the shortests of the group.
>>154787986Hey, Eridan could still be short for all that matters, Karkat might be simply an ultra-manlet
>>154787936People who say Gamzee is a bad character are stupid faggots. Worry yourself not with their vacuous opinions.
>>154786266Great nepeta reaction
>>154788031>Gamzee is a bad character are stupid faggotsanon cant deal with criticism
>>154787457>>154787466Chud times chud = chill its basic math
>>154788031heh ok. still i like gamzee and eridan. i think they are both cute and charismatic in their own way. they have a body count so. its all even as dubious morally characters where you can write and interpret in diferent ways.
i agree on it. flexible bones..
>>154787356These guys would be great villains in a Rayman game.
>try to figure the classes of Hiveswap trolls>get to Skylla>there's an image of her as godtier used for some officially licensed calendar a few years ago>she's a fucking Knight of Time>another>fucking>Knight>of>Time>as if Dave wasn't enoughFuck me now I have to account for possibly overlapping classpects with the cast of Homestuck proper
>>154788399when is hiveswap act 3 coming out anyways?
>>154788607Apparently later this year
do u recommend hiveswap at all
>>154788790its decently cool
>>154788790the first chapter is pretty nice. the others not so much. just watch gameplays of it or pirate it. i recomend for u to play but dont pay for it.
>>154788805aww jade cute
>>154788790Maybe when Act 3 comes out.For 10 years only the first two acts were somewhat a nothingburger, especially with how much more restrictive Act 2 was on puzzles. There wasn't near the level of stuff to fuck around with as Act 1. It really felt like all the work was put into the Phoenix Wright joke in the middle (which feels fucking awful and slow if you ever do a replay) to the detriment of everything else.
>>154788790i recommend judging for yourself anon, lots of conflicting opinions
>>154788883i agree with almost everything. but one thing im glad about the phoenix wright segment was the canin semi realistic model sprites for xefros and joey.
>>154788790It's kinda meh, so if you wanna play it then pirate it, it's not worth the money
>>154785480Catbox, Anon! Catbox!
>>154788790The first act starts of pretty neat because it very much feels like you're playing an old timey point and click but its all homestuck themed! Wow! But then you realize the gameplay is like really weak. And then Act 2 is a glorified visual novel (and its actual visual novel, Friendsim, is way better). So if you like Point and Clicks and Homestuck, sure, try em out
>>154788790it's pretty cute yeah, I suggest getting them the next time they're on sale in steam, which happens often lately since act 3 is coming soon
>>154789101>paying for hiveswap>after the kickstarter debacleUnbelievably cucked behavior tee bee aych
>>154781779my nigga equius is haunting the narrative! at least through Ult!Dirk in some fashion
>>154789162>after the kickstarter debaclei think theres people who genuinely dont give a shit about that anon
>>154789162I'm too tech-retarded to learn how to get cracked steam games aside from certain visual novelsbesides, I like supporting games I bought the soundtrack too on sale for like a buck fight me on it
>>154789215Good for them but giving hussie money after he already got literal millions just to make two point-and-click games instead of just pirating the game is kinda retarded, don't you think?
>>154789247It's also on gog-games.to
>>154789256yeah ur just about right, i like to think about literally the rest of the team when i canalso steam keys exists and all that biz
>>154789306POST MORE OF DIRK BEING AUTISTIC AND AWKWARD PLEASE
ok so i was playing through act 2 and the annoying trail part is there. who thought it was a good idea in the first place.
>>154789256because i enjoy giving hussie my money.
>>154789401>who thought it was a good idea in the first place.phoenix wright fans
>>154789361
>>154789485I love this stupid fuck like you wouldn't believethank you
Big dick is back in town, where is her welcome party and the dog treats
>>154788211would i really be that bad of a guy if i were to rape him right then and there? come on, he’s literally asking for it.
>>154788211>druggie who only eats shitty pies all day long>computer nerd with a hunched back>apparently they're supposed to be that flexibleDefend this
>>154789568anon..? first of are you the one who wants to rape gamzee?if so why?i'm sure if you treated him well he would give you a shot consensually.why would you want to deflorate such cute and chill guy that never did anything bad ever (past mid act5 ofc)
>>154789878yeah. i defend it cuz is hot. and some people are just born like that bro.
>>154789885>cute and chill guy that never did anything bad ever
>>154789926read the words inside the parentheses. please. bear with me i know.
which troll most likely to consent
>>1547901891-Eridan2-Equius3-Gamzee4-Kanaya(if you are a female)5-Tavros(if you are nice to him)
>>154790189>>154790292What about Damara and Cronus?
>>154790342i didnt wanted to count the beforous trolls. but yeah cronus is top 1 just ofering himself. Horuss too top 2 slut. idk about damara.
new thread when.
>>154789885no, i’m not that anon. i actually like gamzee, it’s just that i can’t deny he’s the type of whore you pump and then dump as he’s got the looks but lacks the personality and hygiene suited for a stable marriage/or relationship.
>>154790585that is okay i just imagine a friendship with benefits with him. i actually like slobs like that so i can make maintaince and improve in their lifes. wich is kinda karkat coded of me ._.
>>154786941i'm pretty sure ao3 has a rule against paywalled content and that can be reported
there is 2 anons that want gamzee. either consen or not itt. i think says something about him. i just want to kiss and make out.
>>154790292the amporas are the ultimate sluts i guess.
>>154790696yep. cronsus sexually and eridan emotionally.
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