Silly Lute EditionPrevious: >>154770321
Here is your new bread, I usually stick to Adam posting but I need a thread for that.
Why did he keep cucking her.
Listen, I love guitarspear as much as the next person, really... but Adam just wasn't into her, from what we've been shown. She's one of the guys, a friend. But at no point does he comment on finding her hot or anything. Sad.
>>154791783I am a fan of GuitarQueen and GuitarPrincess, I am beyond such excuses.
>>154791799No, not an excuse. Ship whatever the fuck you want. Have fun. Just strictly commenting on the canon. Weird to see fanart of Adam being just as obsessed with Lute as she is with him when there was just none of that. Hell, GuitarPrincess has more crumbs that GuitarSpear. He called Charlie a little hottie and found the idea of her having sex with Vaggie hot. HELL, GuitarQueen and AdamsApple has more crumbs. Ain't got shit for Lute. That's why I thought they were related when I first watched this show.
>>154791783Fucking finally someone says this shit. I love them but FUCK it's killing me how he doesn't do SHIT with Lute. He grabs Vagyna's face for fuck's sake. What the fuck Adam??? You have a hottie RIGHT FUCKING THERE. COME ON MAN
>>154791777>>154791783>>154791824>>154791872he thinks she's a lesbian and as a canon straight ally, he's not gonna flirt with her.
Sure this has been asked before, but what are our thoughts on Lute/Eve’s design post-reveal? It seems pretty obvious she’s gonna get a design change once all is revealed, right? Maybe that’s why we don’t see a lot of Lute merch at the moment.
>>154791929This is the only explanation I would accept because it's hilarious
>>154791958Oh yeah, most definitely there’s gonna be a change.Some people think it’s just gonna be here with longer, blonde hair, but I dunno, I think there’s a chance to be creative here.I’m open more to the idea she went to Hell when she died, hence she might actually have a more demonic form and that her current ‘Lute’ appearance is more a cover.It might be that demonic form she reverts back to post reveal - possibly including horns.In fact, her having gone and lived in hell for a long time when you remember this line,“I’ve experienced first hand what demons are capable of!”Something tells me she’s not talking about the Exterminations.
>>154791958Literally same height and bangs and highlights. Just long hair - I am praying for brunette, but knowing Viv she will be an Aryan Queen - Abel's eye color and just the faintest peachy undertone. I want her to look like a copy of Adam goddamnit. She's his fucking rib.
>>154792063>“I’ve experienced first hand what demons are capable of!”>Something tells me she’s not talking about the Exterminations.She's talking about when Lucifer gave her the apple
>>154791783I figured he has some Madonna-whore complex and can't actually see a woman he respects that way.
>>154792087True, but he wasn’t even a fallen angel by that point - just right afterwards lolIn all seriousness, she could be referring to all three: the exterminations, Lucifer and having lived among demons in Hell for thousands of years
>>154792177>having lived among demons in Hell for thousands of yearsNot sure where you're pulling this from.
>>154792177maybe whatever happened seven years ago too, with lilith. remember /fear/ drove sera, adam and lute to wickedness, as per 'live to live'. we know sera was afraid for heaven's safety, but what did adam and lute fear?
>>154792177>but he wasn’t even a fallen angel by that pointLute's own language suggests she doesn't classify Lucifer alongside "true" angels anymore. She tells Charlie that "Angels don't make mistakes," despite Lucifer being the obvious counterexample (who she brings up right after), then deliberately distinguishes him by calling him "the first fallen angel." His fall appears to have disqualified him from the standard she's applying. Thus no, he's not an 'angel', he's a demon. He's always been a demon. Again, she's just referring to the apple: her looking at her hand seems significant, aside from the obvious surface level reading where she's remembering ripping her arm off. She took the apple from Lucifer with her own hands.
>>154791783Guitarspear will win in the long run. Trust the plan
>>154792478I have faith.
>>154792487
>>154791958>>154792063>>154792177You two schizo samefags in every thread are going to be so assmad when none of this amounts to anything kek
>>154792272I’m going off the idea that when Eve died, she went to Hell and only gained passage into Heaven through Sera, perhaps through the deal that was struck 7 years ago. It would help to explain why no one questions Eve’s seeming absence in heaven.
>>154791783Easy explanation. He's afraid of being abandoned and the risk of him messing it up with Lute like he did with his wives and every single woman he's driven away since that is too much. He'd rather keep her as a friend than destroy what they already have by trying to go any further. On top of that the theory that he assumed she was a lesbian is really funny.
>>154792616That's actually another person. So, three. Get used to it. They're gonna multiply. Lute's VA stupid ass NDA'd herself. It'd be stupid not to expect it. Viv isn't exactly subtle with these things
>>154792631>Lute's VA stupid ass NDA'd herself. Link to Lute’s VA confirmed Lute=Eve? Or nah?
>>154792619>I’m going off the idea that when Eve died, she went to Hell and only gained passage into Heaven through Sera, perhaps through the deal that was struck 7 years ago. It would help to explain why no one questions Eve’s seeming absence in heaven.Assuming Adam doesn't know Lute is Eve, that doesn't work. Why would he spend centuries enthusiastically leading the Exterminations if, as far as he knows, Eve is somewhere in Hell and could easily end up on the receiving end of one? That creates a pretty massive contradiction unless you start adding more assumptions to explain it away. At that point, it feels like the theory is solving a problem by introducing three more. It's the same issue with the whole "Lute is Eve, but she has amnesia" idea. It exists solely to patch a hole the theory created in the first place.
>>154792623What if all exorcists are lesbians as per Adam's suggestion during their creation but Lute isn't because she's Eve, not a true exorcist?
>>154792675https://x.com/cyjammy/status/1751608597929234504
>>154792616i’ve been lurking for the past month or two and every single thread is them rambling on and on repeating the exact same thing, never any discussion about literally anything else in the show or lore, just lute=eve. it’s either a bot or a couple actual autists
>>154792682I'd argue she is THE OG Exorcist. The rest are shit-copies, that's why Vaggie isn't that loyal to Adam himself, but she applies that same reverence to Charlie. Which pisses Lute off because she's not supposed to be doing that + potentially reminds her of herself. It's not an accident that Lute beats up the Exorcist that looks the most like her, just with curly hair. She's projecting bitch.
>>154792722People like you who complain never introduce anything other to discuss though. You just bitch and moan about other discussions taking place. Talk about Alastor or the Overlords.I've been lurking here too. When other conversations starts, and people reply, the original posters stop replying. So yeah, obviously people are gonna talk about whatever keeps the conversation flowing. Contribute something or stop being a whiny little bitch.
>>154792682sera's secret motive for allowing the exterminations exposed. she never criticised adam for his exorcist harem because she desperately wanted that and lived vicariously through him.
>>154792704>https://x.com/cyjammy/status/1751608597929234504That's a real big fucking oopsie
>>154792754people do try to talk about other characters but it quickly becomes a reminder that nobody else has any mystery to them or really anything else of note worth discussing. >'oh no will angel dust ever get away from valentino' yeah probably >'will charlie do something stupid?' yeah probably. >'will vaggi and husk ever do anything that doesn't revolve entirely around their respective love interests?'lol no
>>154792815>I'm mad people are discussing the same things!>Then talk about something else.>No, everything else is boring!kk
>>154792754don’t kid yourself, samefagevery single thread is almost copypasted, hell i bet they are copypasted.and guess what next thread will be? the namefag and the samefag posting the same AI-tier drivel.>acshooaly i’ve been lurking too this whole time just like u!! lmao right
>>154792722It's autists. It's kind of hilarious that the only consistent Hazbin Hotel discussion on /co/ is for this hyper specific theory about a minor character who isn't even a demon. It goes against every stereotype of the Hazbin Hotel fandom except for the autism.
>>154792862That's kinda how you know the main premise of the show is pretty shit in its execution. The side characters shouldn't be more interesting than the main ones.
>>154792722Well, my guy, feel free to chip in with new topics for discussion. We’re in a fallow period. We’re just talking about what we like to talk about. If you want to as well, go for it. All ears.
>>154792722Go on whinyanon: contribute. We're waiting then.
>>154792862Yellow Alastor speaks in broken engrish and anime references.
>>154792902Wasn't yellow/orange Alastor in Zoophobia
>>154792778Right?! Once you notice that, you can’t unnotice it.
>>154792902yellastor.
How do they do it? How do they manage being The Only Interesting Characters In Hazbin Hotel?
>>154792704>the only straight woman>constantly surrounded by lesbiansNo wonder she's constantly cranky.
>>154792984meant for >>154792682
>>154792876sorry, i don’t entertain spamming retards who are so attention-obsessed that they need to include their username on an anonymous imageboard
>>154793007You're so cool
>>154792722You really pissed them off with this one kek
>>154793007Soo you complain about people being autists for talking about the same thing, but then don't want to talk about anything. k.
>>154793057>>154793019awww, is the namefag mad that they got made fun of for being an attention whore?
>>154793028the amount of replies just shows they know i’m right
>>154793117Different people, genius. Keep dancing, monkey.
>>154792962>fun designs that compliment each other nicely>singing voices that sound great together>stellar vocal performances in general>entertaining dynamic both between each other and other characters they interact with>raise inescapable theological questions about the setting/narrative that could make or break the series depending on the answer>space to interpret emotional depth and implicit details of their relationships, not just with each other but the rest of the cast >deep but currently unexplored connections not just to the main characters but side characters AND the overarching narrative of the series leaving room not for jesus but for all of us insufferable weirdos to thrash around at each other over
>>154793145i think you forgot to mention lute or eve in this post
>>154793155They leave room for Jesus also, Sera makes them
I hope we all keep talking about Lute forever
>>154793165Hey thanks for doing it.
>>154793197>'lute, i beg of you... for all the people in heaven, give them a chance to be happy. let them live out their dreams. lute, i know you can do it.'
>>154793213no prob samefag :3
If Lute really is Eve, then she deserves to go apeshit on Heaven. Sera is a real bitch to her.
>>154792722>it’s either a botSometimes it really does read like they asked ChatGPT or Grok to discuss Lute is Eve theories. It really is the exact same paragraphs.
>>154793169Sam Haft and Viv debunked Jesus appearing.
Everytime someone complains about these threads it's like have you ever been in a bad general? These threads are fine, their biggest crime is being boring and cringy and repetitive at times. You don't actually want these threads to be 'interesting' in the way generals can be 'interesting'. You think you do. But you don't.
Viv seems lowkey afraid to do any real blasphemy on her shows, hence we get the safe-edgy shit. Is that why we're not gonna get God, Jesus etc? Even Adam is just a caricature. And she made that mfer straight.
>>154793338They can also just go to the trash threads. That's where the real party is at, apparently. But also, do tell your experiences. I'm too much of a pussy to venture outside here.
>>154793338It's always:>complains>talk about something else>no you're all loser retards and every other subject sucks??? idk what they want
>>154791749Lute is shit
>>154793360I used to frequent a /vg/ general for something unrelated to Hellaverse that makes these threads look like a church potluck.
>>154793382Vaggie...
>>154792862I hyper fixate on the demon mama from the Helluva Boss pilot. I just never talk about her
>>154793441The Von Eldritch mom? She looks like a green Lilith. Pretty boring.
>>154793382lute...
>>154793456Not her, the uh.The one whom Loona football kicks her baby. I think she's cute.Gonna draw her up soon.
>>154793307don’t forget throwing some cringey username like “Magic Man” on there so everyone remembers them as the autistic AI spammer
>>154793484Oh, she's a cutie. I'm retarded, you said Helluva Boss, not Hazbin. My bad. What did you think of her slight redesign in later season?
>>154793338Believe it or not, there are actually some generals that aren’t just spamming ChatGPT paragraphs for months on end.
>>154793493I think prefer the autistic Lute Eve theory guy than the religious schizo nut going on about the end of the world and Serpent Seed.
>>154793515I think they’re both autists, but lute eve schizo clogs up the thread talking to herself 1000x more often.
>>154793345God would absolutely ruin the power scaling of the entire show. They had to nerf Lucifer so he couldn’t just solve every problem in the series.
>>154793549There's at least five Lute Eve schizos on rotation. The one you're talking about is the one that clogs their own twitter. Doesn't really do that here. Also, pretty sure the religious nut does that? idk he's got serious lore from what I've been told.
>>154793572>clogs their own twitterlol link?
>>154793572i lute=eve schizo post on rotation with horrendous adam lust posts, does that count?
>>154793605I think so!
>>154793588https://x.com/Lute__CEOshe's fun to talk to sometimes
>>154793605Me too!
>>154793621jfc lmfao
>>154793588>>154793621das me. I namefagged myself until some fucker started using my name for shits and giggles. but yes, if you ever need a source or interview, I'm your schizo
>>154793511You should go there instead of here
>>154793627>>154793611So are both of you Magic Man or just one?
>>154793644I don’t think so!
>>154793650No, Magic Man is a friend. We met a year or two ago. He's fun. You're talking to two different people by the way. I'm Looty
>>154793650Magic man is a dude and as far as I know doesn't make Adam thirstposts, we're both grils
>>154793644Nah, just gonna continue bitching about what others talk about. He does this every so often but then refuses to talk about anything else.
>>154793611>>154793627cool, adamussy scissoring with lute so she can practise for her eventual girlfriend (or so she claims...)
Looty is obsessed with all the interviews and shit. If you recall something Jessica Vosk, Lute's VA, or anyone else might have said about Lute, she can probably fetch it for you.Magic Man is a dude, likes the Lute Eve theory, is super chill to talk with and will talk about other stuff if you just ask.I know there's a few more? I want to say Milky, or something? Likes mpreg Adam tooIdk the others
>>154793717There are at least 3 Adamsisters from /hbg/ here including me and a couple of dudes from the old world as well
>>154793694>Every so oftenOh, now I’m a boogeyman? That’s fucking hilarious, do I get a name? “Namefag Maker Funner Of-er?”
Milky isn't /hbg/ but she might as well be
>>154793717>>154793736Riiiiiight, but y'all are the same person parroting each other. Sure. Totally.
>>154793498I think it's pretty nice, though I like the proto-imp design. Honestly just blacken her horns and call it a day.
>>154793754>this USER is the opinion BASHER
Hey, everybody, just checking in.>>154793717Awww, thanks. That’s sweet of ya.
>>154793754You want a name so bad
>>154793674>I met this retarded namefag on 4chan a year or two agoAre you his discord kitten too?>>154793849Kek
>>154793885I like opinion basher like the other anon said
Before I commit to drawing tonight, should it be that Demon Mama from Helluva Boss, or a side character that's not from Hazbin?
>>154793910I'd call him bugaboo since he wants to be boogeyman
>>154793717Aw shucks, thanks sugarcube! I can always count on you to brighten my day. And those lewds of yours you sent always do much more than that if you catch my drift
>>154793953bugaboo...
>>154793937if you don’t think opinion basher was a joke then you might legitimately be autistic or at the very least neurodivergent
God my cock is so fucking hard right now, who wants to add me on discord?
>>154793982Who here isn't neurodivergent
>>154793982Probaly
>>154793953>>154794000lmao try harder faker.
>>154793953>>154794000*sighs* yeah, real Magic Man here. Not me there. Quite pathetic actually.
>>154794000Fakerrrrrr. You did this with Looty too, get a new fucking bit.
>>154794033>>154794033*sighs* yeah, don’t listen to this imposter. Real Magic Man here. Pretty lame of someone to try and copy me.
>>154794087>lootyholy fuck how many of these attentionwhore namefags are there? do they all have links to their twitters too?
>>154794088Would you shut up
>>154794103Go away Opinion Basher
>>154794027
>>154794121>opinion basherlmao are we legitimately under 18 in this thread
>>154794143So do you anything else other than complain or is that your specialty
*sighs once more* Turns out, you can never escape being made fun of online. Maybe I should just retire this name and move on to another community…*turns around and walks to the door, looks back to see if any of my friends will stop me*
>>154794143Post gooner fanarts, talk about something or quiet your fucking yapping. Jesus you're annoying
These threads are so inoffensive that even when there's drama nothing's actually happening.
>>154794143You’d be surprised, it’s like the thomas the train engine autists
>>154794158Yeah, better just ignore. Can’t do much about them using my handle.
>>154794183…Huh? My post says 94158…
>>154794195Can you please trying to steal my name? It’s annoying as f*ck
Now you know why we say namefags
>>154794158No, don’t go Magic Man! I’ll never forget the time we ERP’d together, the way you let me talk to you and treat you, it was unlike any other roleplay I’ve ever had. If you turn your back on us you turn your back on the fandom.
Can anyone explain what's going on? The sound of Adam's massive ass cheeks clapping is drowning out all the discussion
>>154794249Local mainstay Magic Man is having a meltdown after being accused of grooming.
I can't hear what's going on. My head's stuck in Adam's ass after a tragic rimming accident. I look like a stepsister stuck in a washing machine here
>>154794199looks like you embarrassed them Magic Man, they deleted their reply lol
>>154794287I don’t let anyone mess with me. You know, I used to go by Magic Mike until that faggotass movie came out.
>>154794249Magic Man got impersonated by the same Lute/Eve hater that got Looty. Magic Man quits namefagging. Anything after that's posted under 'Magic Man' is the faker. That's it.
>>154794340Perfect timing. Exhibit A:>>154794334
>>154794340i’m the lurkeranon from earlier in this thread and it’s pretty damn clear that this guy is taking the piss, i doubt he’s the one from the looty debacle
>>154794340Looty here, horny as hell. Is Magic Man down to roleplay here today or did he get scared off?
>>154794385Hey babe. Can you believe these trolls today? They should get a life.
>>154794364 It's not the real magic man, I can tell you that much
ATTENTIONI DEMAND ATTENTIONALL NAMEFAGS, RISE UPROLLCALL!
This is either bugcuck or opinion basher dude. Think I prefer people talking about Adam's tits.
>>154794411Here here!
>>154794418Did someone say Adam's big bodacious breasts?
>>154794429Yes. Please, talk about that.
>>154794418>>154794418i don’t know if you realize this but “opinion basher” is a common phrase that the autistic thomas the train engine fandom uses, you can google “this user is an opinion basher” and you’ll see it. if you legitimately use that phrase here everyone’s going to think we’re twice as autistic
Popping one of Adam's fat tits like a zit
>>154794453Why do you know what Thomas the Tank fans do?
Yeeeah I'ma go check out the Helluva Thread...
>>154794453Not sure why but that makes it even funnier.
>>154794453>thomas the train engine fandomwhat
>>154794401no shit you stupid fucking retardjesus christ
>>154794462NOOOOOOOOO
>>154794488Calm your fucking tits. What, your step dad didn't fuck you hard enough today?
>>154794468>>154794487Because he found me in the Thomas fandom and followed me here like a stalker.
>>154794453Funniest post itt
>>154794507am i not allowed to laugh at you for genuinely debating with yourself whether that’s the real samefag or notuse your brain cells, c’mon
>>154794540With myself..? What
>>154794453>>154794520it’s pretty common in the GoAnimate community too along with “grounded grounded grounded”
>>154794453This is the post that killed the thread kek
>>154794621Magic Man ditched us to go back to Thomas.
>>154794510bro…
>>154794510Fake Magic Man, in case you all didn't catch on
>>154794693Faker already dipped, Magic Man mentioned before to me that he liked Thomas so this is probably the real one.
>>154794709Sure brah
>>154791749Reminder that Lute is a KEK!She gets no action with her destined man!She has to sit in the corner, in the chair, with only a 1-1 replica of Adam's dick to comfort her Weep for HerI SAID WEEP
>everyone is still talking about meSheesh, guys…I didn’t think I was this popular! *blushes a lil, then starts to cum*
>>154794784>a 1-1 replica of Adam's dickH-how did she get that?
>>154794730Ok…?
>>154794784I DEMAND ATTENTIONSHIFT THE FOCUS TO ITHE MAGIC MAN WILL CAST ON SPELL ON THEE
>>154794819She borrowed it from me ;)
this is just proof that namefags and tripfags inherently ruin threads solely by existing
>>154794873Right because the namefags ask for others to impersonate them. You got it.
>>154794914they invite this upon both themselves and the thread by having such a strong desire for attention that they need to have their name at the top of all of their posts on an anonymous imageboard. then we get cockheads like thisdon’t be disingenuous
>>154794914For real, I fricking hate impersonators!
>>154791749Why are Thomas the Tank Engine fans doing in a Hazbin Hotel thread?
Nigger.
>>154795108it was one of the lute = eve people that started saying opinion basher so ask one of them
>>154795086>strong desire for attentionjesus fuck how bitter and jaded do you have to be to think like this.
>>154795100Amen...Now pray for Adam's nose
Hazbin Hotel Season 3: Lute needs glasses
>>154795108Wtf is wrong with liking Thomas?
>>154795103Shut up.
>>154795152are you new to this site or something? maybe twitter is more your speed
>>154795160Nothing but when in another fandom, use the verbage of that fandom. You don't see me calling everyone Banshee or Surat, do you?
>>154795100Amen
>>154795152This is actually pretty common knowledge, they bring unwanted hate into generals because, to be honest, tripfags (and namefags in this case) have no reason to exist. Why would you need a username on your posts unless you wanted to be known?
>>154795184Quit replying to me, opinion basher.
>>154795207That's such a weird mentality. But sure, I guess. Laws of the land or whatever the fuck.
>>154795237>Laws of the landso you are new?maybe twitter really IS your speed lmao
>>154795219Is this man so idiotic, he cannot comprehend a difference of opinion, quiaff?
>>154794819She just asked AdamHe found the idea awesome and hilarious and didn't think too deeply in the implications.Hell she can ask for him to send a recording of his next fucking and he'd say sure
Adam is roo
Eve is Roo, duh. Isn't it obvious?
>>154791749Chubby cheeks
>>154792068Viv really must love Agartha edits... I hope Lute/Eve is brunette in any flashbacks
>>154792478It's interesting that Guitarspear seems to only grow in popularity since S2 ended. People gro up and continue to realize that its the only relationship that actually has some fucking intrigue, given what we've been shown. Looty is simply a reflection of the masses will.
>>154792682>?My question is, what did they do in Heave for the last 7,000 years? I love the idea that Adam and Eve, after they died, were given the job of destroying the souls of the damned, their offspring, forever. Instead we get this 7 years of extermination bullshit. Adam and Lute/Eve should be angry parents to all of mankind.
>>154796323>Looty is simply a reflection of the masses will.I try to be. LET'S GOOOO. But no srsly, we needed S3 yesterday. Damn it Viv. Another year of the fucking owl before I get my dues...
>>154794385>>154794397It's talking to itself again
>>154793007shut up fag
>>154793155All trvths...
>>154796378>Instead we get this 7 years of extermination bullshit. Adam and Lute/Eve should be angry parents to all of mankind.In all fairness, why do you think Adam came up with the idea of the Exterminations? In fact, it's lowkey implied Lute also had this idea. Sam also said they BOTH believe in retributive justice / eye for an eye. Lilith causing an uproar gave Lute and Adam the perfect excuse to FINALLY destroy their descendants' wicked souls (lol)Jessica Vosk said that Lute's "I'm here to finish what I started" is especially significant for Lute and I wonder if it has anything to do with that. Maybe that was her punishment? To do away with her descendants. Who knows, maybe if she were to wipe them all out she can finally tell Adam the truth. idk just throwing ideas.Why are there no leaks goddamnit
>>154793345If Viv actually put Jesus Christ in the show I'd respect her a lot more.Hazbin and Helluva have always been safe edgy, dangling bait about going furtherSpeaking as a Catholic
>>154793549Not even true. Last thread lingered for 5 days
>>154793642I hope you're well Looty, helped me be more competent in this gay ass show.
>>154796525I hope you're well too, bestie
>>154796438The whole "finished what I started" bit also plays into what I'm thinking. I think all Hazbin fans want the show to be a Dostoevsky-esque show about the concepts of death, redemption and Hell. Instead we'll always be disappointed by half-baked characters and ideas. In my head, Lute loves Adam as Eve, but Is always chasing the idea of a perfect world, destroying the existence of sinners, that are here descendants, because she feels guilty for bringing evil into the mortal world.Its a very empathetic posture to take and would make Lute and the show as a whole more compelling. Children and responsibility are hard to confront.
>>154796571Finishing 'I Can Use Some Guiding Light', any good fanfics, you can recommend?
>>154796734I agree. Even before jumping on the Eve schizo train, I always read Lute as someone who was overcompensating. Jessica Vosk also said that Lute tries to do a good job but it 'comes across in a misunderstood way' which is... interesting. And then you have her reacting SO viscerally when Vaggie calls her 'THE failure' (yes, that's in the transcript) so that's my theory too. She's chasing this unattainable goal due to her guilt. I feel like that's why she's so panicky about the possibility of Hell (or rather, the forces of hell) coming to attack Heaven. She knows what Roo is, knows what it's capable of. Why is nobody listening to her?! (again)Schizo ramble over.
>>154794784She will get her revenge post S4 where she will drag him to some Eden like secluded corner (Gift from Sera so they fuck off and stop ruining things) and she will have constant baby making sex with him draining his balls till they look like raisins. Her demonic genes will combine with his zombie/angel autism and they will spawn a new race of beings who will one day destroy heaven and hell.
>>154796841Fingers crossed
>>154796841More interesting than the current premise lowkey
>>154796213I like that song
>>154796285Not happening. Blonde Lute/Eve is the way.
>>154797528Let us cope, I'm begging.
I....am.... roo
>>154798341Husk...
>>154795100amen
We...are...Lute
>>154798412We carry the Flame. We fight for the gospel.
>>154798412I just want her to be happy
>>154797655I'm sorry but no amount of cope will save you. We're getting blonde Lute/Eve. Even if Lute wasn't Eve we still would be getting blonde Eve. Viv wants all Eden women to be blondes. The show also has most white hair characters been blonde at one point (Angel Dust, his sister and possibly Rosie if she's a sinner).
I like how after the guy finished his meltdown it's right back to the scheduled Lute Eve posts.
>>154798488There's like five of them. Who are you talking about. If you're talking about the magic dude, you do know that someone started impersonating him, right? He doesn't talk like that.
>>154798546The pissy troll was obviously the person having the meltdown
>>154798473Please stop. I'm already dead. I'm already dead!
I know we're getting blonde Eve. The former employee stated that Lilith and Eve were twins, and that they were all the eating humans were designed with them being white in mind, for some reason. But God damn it all, let me dream with brunette Lute Eve.
>>154798546You're so bad at 4chan but I'll forgive you because your theory is interesting.
>>154798635No dude, literally there's like five schizos. I'm one of them, yes. But there's one who likes Adam and Craig, there's magic guy, someone told me there's Adamsisters here from another board (which I'm not entirely sure what that means, in all honesty).
>>154798646*MPREGnot and Craig. See, I'm the one that can't spell for shit.
>>154798646I know. I know all that stuff. You're bad at 4chan but your attempts to learn are endearing and your theory is interesting.
>>154798663I'll take that.
>>154798646>AdamsistersFemale Adam fans from the various /trash/ communities. They've been here since May.
>>154798722Putting that in my notes. I assumed most Adam fans were women tho.
Are they going to say the gamer word?
>>154798750If they want to fuck him or rape him they're usually women. Especially if they wanna slap a vagina on him.
>>154798773They get the N-word pass. The father and mother of humanity are not constrained by such pathetic limitations.
>>154798750It is, for some reason some Adam haters in the fandom think we Adam fans are mostly incels or right-winners(how does that even work, that must be some hard projection) when we are women. Very, very thirsty women.>>154798773They technically have the pass.Plus I feel like they would only use it on Si
>>154795568there's sex shops in heaven with walls dedicated to selling copies of his dick. it's usually sold out though, because while everyone agrees his personality isn't worth putting up with for the real thing, there's enough people curious enough about what sex with a guy made in god's image is like that they sell well and the dickmaster title is earned so they stay sold. it truly is a masterful dick, handcrafted by god. lute however has a bespoke one made by adam himself, which he gives to the top five exorcist girls after each extermination. to vaggi's immense shame, it's charlie's favourite dildo and she has no idea.
>>154798947No such thing as women on the Internet.
>>154792722You're right.
>>154791777She finds it hot.Lilith's deal with Adam was getting access to his dick.
>>154798488I want to talk about Nifty
>>154798488Yep, as nature intended.Btw, this is the real Magic Man typing here. Just finished scouring through the thread. That was a... that was a weird one the other day. XD
>>154799339Like this.Someone had an interesting idea here that her blackouts are partially due to a rather rapey husband. In the 1950s, marital rape didn't exist in law.
>>154791799>GuitarPrincessIsn't that technically uncle-niece?
>>154799364only if you consider adam and lilith to be siblings.
>>154799327You're a cuck fetishist, guitarprincessfag? What's with all the cuck fetish people lately?
Being Japanese, and having died in the 1950s, Nifty must have suffered through the Second World War. The poor thing. Imagine seeing your brothers, uncles, your father, cousins, all shipped off to war - and then marrying an American to boot. She may have been a War Bride.
I wonder what Nifty looked like as a human. Slightly smaller than average in account of being Japanese, two eyes, short black hair, in a wedding dress...
>>154799352That's kinda dark.
>>154799383Bugcuck was always lurking here. Not sure about this guy though.
>>154799370Why do people to this? Is it single parents fags pretending to know what having a sibling is? They throw the "they're like siblings" on character that just don't fit that label.
>>154799364>>154799370That'd make for one of the saddest lines in S4:> Charlie: "Y'know, if things were different -- I'd probably have grown up calling you 'Auntie Eve'."
>>154799516*nah, 'Aunt Evie' is better.
>>154799516>>154799519Pretty "Aunt Evie" would have kicked her of a cliff regardless.
>>154799486'well if i say they're like siblings then that means nobody can ship them because it's incest now gotcha', said by many incredibly naive people. they're immature and unable to comprehend relationships between men and women that aren't romantic or familial. >>154799516charlie assuming that she'd exist if things had been different is funny. unless we're going with a path where adam and lilith's split is completely amicable and lilith never had any issue with adam himself as a person, there's no way lilith would ever let charlie think of adam or eve fondly.
>>154799257>to vaggi's immense shame, it's charlie's favourite dildo and she has no idea.Please let this happen because it would be so fucking funny.
>>154799352>>154799391Finding Niffty's ex-husband to have a calm, logical conversation with him.
>>154799383No? I am up for everything as long as it isn't as extreme as say, gore, vore, scat etc.Though women find taken man hot, to let you know.
>>154799327I wanna see the two of them make babies.
>>154799630>Though women find taken man hot, to let you know.Uh, where did you get that nugget of womanly info from. Reddit? No we don't. Most women will write men off as scumbags if they're willing to cheat.
>>154799639https://files.catbox.moe/5cvmjo.jpg
>>154799804This scene would've been kino in the actual show.
>>154799804That comic so fucking edgy it comes back to being funny.
>>154799999Quints of destroyed ovaries
>>154800037KEK
>>154799999Checked
>>154799804adam studying women's anatomy well enough to do this so precisely, what a goat.
>>154800110I just got the mental of imagine of Adam dressed as a surgeon doing a medical procedure on Lilith while the exorcists act and are dressed as nurses.
>>154800286he puts a surgical mask over his regular mask but otherwise does a phenomenal job. when i don't feel animosity towards the morningstars and i'm not in a guitarprincess mood, i do like the idea that adam helped deliver charlie, like lilith suddenly went into labour early during a meeting or something. it's not like either lilith or lucifer would know what to do and it's like a bittersweet thing. also him being a fantastic midwife while rejecting the title of being a wife or a mid one at that tickles me.
>>154799772Obviously an overgeneralized statement. But based on experience, some women find a thrill in testing/tempting men in relationships, the same way some men want to cuck other men. Its a control thing, not necessarily a biological-sexual thing.That being said, it suits a giga-Stacey like Lilith pretty well.
>>154800507see whatshername that banged ned from the try guys - a while before it all blew up, she was bragging in a podcast about trying to get post malone to come with her to a strip club despite knowing he had a pregnant girlfriend at home.
>>154799772From myself since I find it hot and my husband got more phone numbers, messages and nudes ever since we married. (It is pretty funny how he is just so embarrassed each time he tells me about it)
>>154800560I would probably eat anyone who tried to message my husband with unsavoury intentions
>>154800560Hang on wait wtf you're a woman? I like you more now
>>154792722Same lmao, i watched this show for the first time a month or two ago, checked out this general, tried to get into conversation and soon realized this is just a lute=eve circlejerk and anyone who questions the narrative or tries to cite biblical canon for unrelated theories or speculation is in fact someone called "matpat" whom everyone here is obsessed withTry your luck with the /trash/ hhg, it's 95% homo shit, but the remaining 5% makes it better than the 99% schizo circlejerk namefag brainrot here.Only reason i still pop by from time to time is for cute adam/lute art
>>154801383>i still pop by from time to time is for cute adam/lute artLike this?
>>154801428Das rite
>>154801383>tries to cite biblical canon for unrelated theoriesNever happened. Like nobody mentions biblical canon because it just leads to disappointment because Viv is major Christian Larper. She doesn't know theological stuff at all. At best she's familiar with the popular pop culture stuff. I'm actually questioning if she actually read Paradise Lost or is just trying to sound cultured.
>>154801572One of my earliest memories on this thread was replying to some post about zestial/cain with something about how cain died according to apocrypha one time, and something about spiders being associated with kinslaying and was immediately accused of being "matpat"
>>154801572Do you think Viv even reads any literature that isn't comics?
>>154801428>>154801452>ywn cuddle up to adam under his robes or his wingswhy fucking live
>>154801602If you wanna discuss biblical stuff nobody is gonna stop you. Literally just keep going till you beat the Bugcuck/MatPat accusations. People will realise you're not him eventually because he has very obvious tells.
>>154801812Nta but maybe people would post more if you guys waited for the obvious tells before crying matpat
I'm tired of pretending I don't like Matpat. I think he's the funniest regular and I want him to tell us more about the Rapture
>>154801940You fucking idiot. Do you want to suck his dick too?
>>154801956Matpat is never a problem by himself. He makes people like you go into a frenzy but by himself he's harmless schizo fun.
This general is matpat's tsundere harem
>>154801987>Matpat is never a problem by himselfJust because you're a fag who likes his shenanigans doesn't mean we have to deal with him.
I remember when Matpat was anointed High Priest of Hazbin Town
What if matpat is eve?
>>154802047Then he self-sabotaged and ruined it.
>>154802075It was ruined when the nukes fell
>>154802080
We should build another hazbin town
>>154802155President Homelander...
Hazbin /co/, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bug
>>154802483adam...
>>154802483>>154802628Was that Bugssy good? Was it grippy? Was it wet and juicy?
>>154801383What the fuck, I just visited /hhg/ on /trash/ and they're actually posting on topic porn and talking about the show at the moment. Last time I left it it was literally nothing but schizo namefag circle jerk way worse than anything you've ever seen here. Doxx threats, gore, off topic shitflinging, you name it.>I watched this show for the first time a month or two agoOh okay newfag that explains absolutely everything about your post.
>>154802153Reminds me of those "Biblical" Charlie drawings
>>154802727>'yeah at first, but turned out she just wanted to deposit some other guy's larva in me during the afterglow.'
>>154802971Lute must remove the eggs from his colon before they hatch and eat him from the inside out
>>154802987>'see this is why i don't get women bitching about childbirth so much, at least when human babies are born they don't have stingers and mandibles'
>>154802987Actually they're shoved up his urethra and Lute has to suck them out.
>>154803015Lute's a swallower, not a spitter
>>154803033If she shallows she's safe since the stomach acid will kill the eggs.
>>154803124That woman's prepared for anything
>>154803124Fuck. I wrote swallows but it autocorrected.
>>154802879I can see the imagination behind this.Charlie is taller than most people and incredibly lithe. With her stark white skin, she is basically a cryptid. Probably some influence from Mandela Catalogue too
Does anyone else think Cherri Bomb could have been an important if not integral character given the trajectory of Pentious in the story? As we seen in season 2 pentious' damning sin was letting jack the ripper have his first kill and being too cute meek and cowardly to report. What if the first victim was a harlot he had a crush on (like cherri) but she bullied him thus he didnt let ripper go because of fear but the spiritual apathy sloth was meant to define, evil triumphs when good men do nothing. "Bitch deserved it" he huffs under his breath. That holds true to the 7 sins where pride is the father of all sin and the father of Pentious' care-not sloth. That is damnable and hell worthy.And in hell he is a laughingstock, a lolcow. And Cherri is his worst milker. Cherri is a troll, a griefer who messes with Pentious for fun. She has no stake in the turf wars she just likes kicking his ass. And she likes him, as a pet or toy or something. Has no hard feelings or deep seated hatred she knows hell is a game and this steampunk blowhard takes shit sooo seriously. This is why she is so heartbroken when Adam zaps him. She only liked picking on the nerd she didnt want to give him perma death. (1/2)
>>154804671(2/2)Cue welcome to heaven. Cherri and pentious meet face to face after a longwhile as he has been with the hazbin hotel all that time. She sees him not acting so pompas and cringy but halfway normal. As per It Starts With Sorry Pentious formally apologizes to cherri for the trouble he caused her. Other way round she thinks but whatever. She takes a new liking to him...the. his dorky ass gets weird. Typical first time talking to a girl cringe. Turn off. Typical simping she gets over it guy is harmless. At the club pentious does the usual thing offering her things then backing out last minute just like the show. Cherri is not disgusted just frustrated that pentious doesnt have the balls to fully ask her out or something.Also the club should have been a house party. Cherri crashes the place after charlie and vaggie leave and talks angel into throwing a rager in some rich bitch's crib. Way more damning blow to take advantage of a friends hospitality than to go clubbibg instead of...church? Also makes more sense for guests to hookup in the hotels.many vacant rooms than a club having dedicated sex rooms.And in the final battle Adam gets ahold of cherri somehow and wants to make things personal. Basically mirroring what jack the ripper was going to do to his first victim. Then pentious in acts the virtue that counters sloth,Diligence. He attacks adam or something. Maybe wrestles cherri from his grip which is where we get the big damn kiss and then he charges adam who then one shot.kills him. Way better a demonstration of his saving anothers life than going in his airship like a regular turf war battle.
>>154804711(3/2)Then we see the aftermath in season 2. We learn that cherri loved picking on pentious because he fought back so hard taking shit so seriously. She hypes him up with supposedly backhanded compliments where she knew hed get to heaven because hes to sweet a little bitch to handle the pit. She defends one of Pentious' weapons against Baxter's badmouthing showing the number it did on her left leg. "This aint fashion its function" she says pointing to the high heeled boot. Then cherri hangs out with her other punk friends who badmouth the lolcow snake which gets her to defend him which the punks pick on her back causing her to leave the group starting "piss:a love song".And overall cherri should be the representitive of the unwashed masses charlie has no clue about telling her how hell really is and why her methods are crap. I personally headcanon cherri helped charlie write "inside every demon is a rainbow" due to the pop punk sound and the harsh banter of the lyrics.
>>154804671>>154804711>>154804734What in the schizo fanfiction...
>>154801383>the "be afraid" one is a reddit gun macro, the least threatening shit you could findChecks out.
>>154805561Some rewrites I figured could have improved a flat character. There is so much potential lost in shoddy execution.
>>154799474All the best things are dark.
>>154805913adam seems very skilled at making things coquette. does he do this to himself?
If Lute does get a glow up redesign after her reveal, then she better cake up something fierce. The mother of humanity’s gotta have hips and a padonkadonk that look like she’s born hundreds of children.
If she's not Eve, why do you guys think her voice actor liked the Lute/Eve theory? I don't buy the bullshit that she was just teasing. Maybe from Brandon or Amir.
>>154806424If that wasn't a tease for Eve then I think it was a tease for Guitarspear endgame.
This shit is about to get awkward if they reveal that she is is in fact Eve
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>>154806225More than once she need to snap her fingers (probably at Vagi and Charlie) and hiss, “Hey, hey! Eyes up here!”
>>154806424If Lute is Eve that would make this part retrospectively hilarious and ooc considering she came face to face with lucifer for the first time since he ruined her and all of humanity's life for the lolz and didn't instantly flip her shit
>>154807711She's in a vulnerable position at that moment: her support system literally just died and her arm is bone. What the hell is she going to do against the guy who ruined her life? Pretty interesting she's in kneeled down and facing Lucifer, just like Eve was in the opening
>>154807725
>>154807891Why does Adam look like he's giving her the fruit. That's some foreshadowing if I've ever seen it. Seriously. Just put an apple there.
>>154807891Her hair kind of looks like her wings....
>>154807891Pink shards on the floor… kinda resembling the roots of the tree.
>>154807711She really couldn't do much here. Her focus was Adam and his death. She was also beaten and bruised to the extent she knew she would never win. However S2 showed Lucifer getting trapped by the angelic steel restraints and basically being unable to do anything. Not exactly looking good for him in the future.
