Casteist editionQOTT: how casteist would you be if you were a troll? Be honest.Last session: >>154843453
If Hussie was here and you could ask him one question, what question would you ask?
>>154862490Does Jade ever miss her island and would Yiffany like Hell Murder island if they lived there together?
>>154862491this is so fucking cute.
i'd be castist to indigos.
>>154862490money.
>>154862490What are the decisions(or a single decision if we want to limit our scope) regarding Homestuck's plot he regrets making and what should he have done instead?
>>154862451>QOTTi would be casteist in a kink way probably, but an inverse of what equius had going on if that makes sense
>>154862451I would inflict the most brutal oppression. My troll gf would get shocked and I would laugh at her for being so ignorant about my dick driving my decisions beneath my silly exterior. She would leave and join troll social justice and I would Kill her ass>>154862490Will there be more clown scenes in the Homestuck animated series. No one else would be so considerate as to ask
>>154862451idk i would not be casteist. i would be a chaser of purplebloods tho.
>>154862549>but an inverse of what equius had going on if that makes senseIt's okay, you can just say you want to be hard dom
>>154862491cute
>>154862451On all levels except physical I'm a casteist troll abusing lowbloods and I deserve a lifetime supply of candy corn and sharpies from the government to help me cope with my species dysphoria
>>154862661On every level but physical, I have a Troll best friend.
>>154862715I've never considered John would have armpit hair
I'm so tired of the Gayness in my media.
>>154862725He has Jake's genes, he's a hairy guy. He even grew a moustache in Candy.
>>154862739Props
>>154862739im so tired of whinny niggers in my media :(
nitram gets all the cuties
>>154862834who couldve guessed being nice gets you.... friends??
>>154862834Real scene in the animated Act 6. Hussie was going in this direction with the assembling a ghost army scene and has now finally realized what good writing would have been
>>154862451>QOTTid be a highblood bootlicker much like equius is, but i wouldnt talk down on my fellow lowbloods.
>>154862834>BPDemon>#1 gore video enjoyer>drug-addled juggalo with latent ASPD tendenciesGood for him?
>>154862917yep. nigga dont you know how to have fun? always listing mental disorders. geez.
>>154862917imagine the sex anon. imagine the sex.
>>154862917>BPDemonMore like a 8PDemon, amirite?
>>154863046Lovely beak you got there Dirk
prospitcest nation
Homestuck would have been better if instead of endless feelings jams in late Act 6 there were sick Adam and Eve incest populating jokes from Dave and others
>>154863151really cute
>>154862883Maybe that is what ALREADY happened off-screen? Everyone knows pages pull and that would explain why all these ghosts follow him
>>154863033sex with spiderbutt
>>154863151will you ever read bc
funny tavros drawing ideas
>>154863344ill catch up to bc when it interests me because right now its awful boring.
>>154863033I remember seeing someone point out how she was referred to as "bootylicious" once in the epilogues. Vriska's plump ass in tight jeans...
>>154863361Tavros' reaction upon god tiering and realizing what is he wearing?
>bad Homestuck: Jake keeps rejecting my advances, how can I get over him?>dude how can i get over YOU being so mean to me on an alternate earth, I grew up pretending to drink piss to express my trauma :((>good Homestuck: ok rose aha remember all our awkward incest jokes it just hit me we have a WHOLE EARTH to populate and the good lord forgot to teach us that it's bad yet, isn't that funny LOL >>154863361Him trying to figure out advanced functionality of his legs while Equius sweats, only to reveal he's interested for purely athletic purposes and Equius bursts a thought bubble about the secret panel of fucked up sexual options
>>154863391right now, currently its the best its ever been actually.
>>154863583>Damara>marriage potentialLay off the sopor
>>154863582im sure, but im still not particularly interested in whats going on. Like, im sure if i read it right now i could find something to like, but i have to be in the right mood to properly give something a chance. I wanna be "hooked" into the story, and no one is talking about the comic like it has hooked them and more like they are optimistic that it will do that soon. TLDR: get in the fucking session already guys.
>>154863583yiffy, a widdle kid over rose lalonde is insane
>>154863626>and no one is talking about the comic like it has hooked them and more like they are optimistic that it will do that soonyou havent been here in a while then. i seen some crazy switchups
>>154863657well i was gone for 3 weeks. But the way i see it theres no harm in waiting. ill give it more time, and if something catches my interest i shall act.
do this poll if you havent yethttps://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3vN5LyA
>>154863583>multiple hookups with equiusyou'd only last one hookup. he accidentally kills you when his STRONG cock pulses inside you
>>154863615just don't cheat on her and it's all good
>>154863674what do you lose from reading it though? the art's nice if anything else
>>154863740me being super negative about it when i dont need to be. i want to view the story on its own terms and not the terms of what i want it to be/what it currently isnt or hasn't gotten to yet. i have to give it time to release something i really wanna see (The game) before i can give everything else a chance basically.
weird route johnjade
>>154863712as a highblood, i wont be the one taking it.
>>154863626its funny how i never seen someone say 'just start the session already!!!!!!!!!' to pb ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni1RPc5OU2c
>>154863794...oh
>>154863811I can't speak for anyone else. But I for one am totally in favor of cutting the shit and getting into the session already. So maybe everyone else is being hypocrites but not meeee. me personally if i make an mspfa im starting the comic with everyone in the session page 1.
>>154863843>im starting the comic with everyone in the session page 1WACK
i never had sex in my entire life and i must scream.
>>154863812god I love bc's artstyle so much it's unreal
>>154863361dave bullying him by striping down his pants as he talks with aradia, but it is revealed that tavros has a second denim pants below this one.
>>154863843>me personally if i make an mspfa im starting the comic with everyone in the session page 1.Power move
fujosmell…
>>154863859>>154863892The Duality of Man. I want everyone to wake up in there rooms after entering the session, be like "man wtf happened i thought i was playing a video game" then i can interlude flashbacks/write some texts to fill out what happened pre entry. But still keep the pace of them doing sburb things (but with cool mecha)
>>154863861I will die a virgin because my husbando isn't real
upd8! (very unstable as of right now)https://beyondcanon.com/story/1103
speak of the devil
>no shade on vriska tho we fw her.
>>154864045can we go back to the interesting characters i could give less of a fuck about anyone that isnt the classics or the nynphs/sartyrs holy fuckalso another one page text dump
>>154864100Shade on Vriska since a giant projectile is falling down on her, revealed to be someone’s hive since she made them so mad online they were willing to break their home, tossed by a strong blueblood
>>154864045that kid is so mean for no reason
>>154864045As you know, Jade is still the strongest
>>154864004if he was real you think he would be with you?
>>154864129im going to get pissed off>also another one page text dumpare you incapable of reading short texts
>>154864182>are you incapable of reading short textsnta but question should be why are we having giant longs ass texts were its 60% nothing ever happens and 40% plot anonor yk divide the pesterlog in a few pages or smth
>>154864045RIP MY SQUIGGA
>>154864177yes because I'm utterly devoted to him and scarily goudere for his love, doing anything within my power to make him happy
>>154864165so strong that english shafted her first chance he got.
>>154864133Now post mitula
>>154864231#cucklivesmatter
>>154864199that is not. long. that is a short text.
>>154864228He knew damn well that leaving her alive means he's catching the hands, English ain't got the power to face solo locked in Jade. He'd have caught the skullfuck of several life times
>>154864199act 5 was full of these type of texts lengths
>>154864199This one was pretty short all things considered and was like 80% lore. We learned Jade somehow left too
this complanings are so fucking funny. i dont know if they are from the same person. but there is some anons here that get angry when shit is get cut to fast pace by the authors. and other anons that get angry when stuff is more text heavy and slow in the mspfa. omfg. meanwhile im here. just vibing because both stories doesn't even feel like dragging or running much. my perception is clear as water. i have no rush.these peoples's complaining are funny because it makes no sense.
>>154864264english is such a bitch. multiversal level power and he has to literally shaft every bitch who can fight him. Every hope character? useless./ Every space character? Relegated to cheer leader position. at least english isnt smug like scratch.
>>154864129"i skipped to see the trolls" but BC version lmao
are they ever gonna kill off any of the major hsbc adults. like permamently. atp nothing will be llst if theyre gone.
>>154864256front row seats to watching latula ride the retard's double cock
>>154864290Well ask yourself: You wanna fight any of those people?>JakeCheating nearly every fucking time, beaten to death and then hopes his ass back into life instead of having to deal with the clock like everyone else and then he just keeps perma amping>JadeUnironically probably a demon who could lobotomize people by just teleporting shirt directly into their brain like a bullet or rock, physically fit, has green sun boosters & Dog senses, has now proved survived a bullet to the skull through the eyeI'll be real, these niggas are just cheating and making shit up with their power and Jade has an entire super booster and they were literally near the green sun meaning she was borderline at the peak of her power. Fuck fighting any of that shit, the instant death laser doesn't even work on any of them.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3-bL8xupFa81
i feel kinda icky reading kanaya talk to red like that. god that candy timeline is such a mess. there was so much bs happening there. i can only sympathize.
>>154864351If im lord english and i dont got much else to do other than to hatefuck then kill my sister, yeah man. I will catch all the hands. thats basically all your good for at that point. Take on every major character, all of them god tiered, all at peak strength. thats the only way to not be a bitch. anything less is pussy territory, but caliborn/english will always be pussy.
>>154864353Red is already my favorite human delta kid. lmao get that Maryam's ass.
>>154864353Dirk wrote it like that so they will be more willing to stay in the game later, and so he can watch a Jade 3some, I'm more interested in Yiffy's talk about how Jade talks about Kanaya vs what Jade actually said about her to Yiffy
>>154864353did you see what yiffy(red) was saying to her?
>>154864391You could actually try to win ya know, getting curb stomped and made to bite the curb not being able to even fight back is called being the biggest bitch possible. He at least looked imposing facing off rather than catching what everyone else was.
aand i was not expecting that. Rest in Squid. to derse we go i guess. I think there is a way to come back right? quest bed....>>154864415yep i saw and i think Red was super polite, considering everything.
>>154864421unfortunately for english there *is* no win condition.like he wrote himself into a corner by making himself a villain. He doesnt control all of paradox space so the hammer is coming down hard on him and i think he knows it. But since the only thing he lives for is causing mindless destruction and killing Caliope, i dont think he cares. Like even his loss by getting sucked into a black hole not counting as a death doesn't matter since he is removed from the story. He's stuck in a loop.
oh shi theres a S page coming soon
>>154864471from wich mspfa?
they fucking killed the squid.
>>154864509No! She was cute
One of these is not like the others
>>154864509yiffy cannot die soon enough
>>154864465Technically there was an out, had he actually managed to get a version of himself to manifest in Retcon John he could have gone back in time and killed most of them or alternatively actually cheated and just left the spot to fight somewhere else. The factually had no way of killing him otherwise till the Juju came back.>He's stuck in a loop.Well no, he's part of Jade now. Callie used her body to eat him remember? I don't mean just corpse Jade either, Meat seems to have somehow tangentially absorbed a bit as well possibly due to Callie constantly body hopping into her. LE had chances of victory but they required a whole lot more of him actively cheating beyond Calliborn's whole failure to actually beat the cast since his ass was getting dogged far worse that he thought since the epilogues really said he was getting his shit rocked. Had he stuck it out or maybe even trained once and just killed John, he could have done it. Like John is the linchpin, if you kill him he can't call his sister or Dave who will call his sister. technically he still did kill canon John too but too little too late. Like had he started biting more people or weaponizing cherub poison, which couldn't be healed, he had some good odds.Hell if he nutted up he could have gone to find a way to kill Alt Callie and eat her to get more power like she did to him in the epilouges
>>154864505beyond canon
>>154864551davejohn is funnier than all of them
>>154864557This was not on Yiffy, this was on Kanaya who interrupted at a shitty momentThe caretaker is still so bad man, still 0 porn of her yet though.
>>154864599nah im actively blaming yiffy i dont like her lol
>>154864599this jit cracks squid
>>154864558oh man the mechanics of this are kind of confusing and also i wanted to stick to just talking about canon, because post canon makes it more confusing. And also muddies the water on the thematic irony of English being in full control for the entire comic, so his defeat was a conscious choice he was ok with because there was no other way for him to go. But never the less the fact is he didn't do any of that cause hes stupid, egotistical, and a pussy. I will give the epilogues credit for showing that Caliborn *really* isn't all that, and even English was vulnerable. And i felt his death was suitable for a villain of his caliber. I still wish his method of death was more in the spirit of the original line of him way back in the first intermission relating to "only vulnerable to a variety of glitches and exploits" Like imagine john or whoever underflowed LE's health values into the negatives and they can one tap him cause of it. ECT ECT ECT.
>>154864617look at her, just imagine what's under that dress, imagine how it feels to hold her or kiss her
>>154864165>shitty ms paint text box disclaimer over insanely beautiful artwork
>>154864630Part of his faults, even if you were to factor just the epilogues in, was that it was a pretty crazy moment. There was way too much shit going on ontop of Andrew still being alive meaning even in the heat of the moment he was possibly narratively fighting even him while fighting the trolls, kids, and Andrew getting domed by Vriska in their little bout at the beak of the combat.It would be like trying to focus on every little detail of the story and constantly trying to see someone on the doc changing something before you can go to revise it once again. It's all but impossible. Even Ult Dirk in Pesterquest had to fight the narrator for control of the story despite his powers so arguably, factoring in the meta angles, he got distracted and knew he couldn't keep micromanaging the interferances so instead he just tries to make it an easier battle akin to removing certain too up controllable or unpredictable factors. I feel with his version of omnicense, unlike current BC stuff, he's a bit more Dr. Manhatton where he can surely see it all but changing or doing anything comes to a limit but in his case its cause simply by his own personality.
>>154864542you have to avenge her, lovecraft.
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25971614-4669-7341
https://files.catbox.moe/gg2999.png
I want to fuck that squid so hard
>>154864826My brain register this as much more incestuous than actual incest like daverose or johnjade. Is this normal?
>>154864878why is it incestous
>>154864923Because Kanaya is Karkat's mommy and Karkat is Kanaya's sped son.
>>154864844this is quite repulsive actually, i like the squids better when they’re flat.
>>154864844i was expecting many things. but not this.i can draw del'fi smut way better.
>>154864844only cool part about this is the bi-colored nipples
i want to try my own interpretation of the squids physionomy. i dont want them to resemble mammals.
>>154864458>yep i saw and i think Red was super polite, considering everything.>Yiffy was super polite calling a mother worried about her daughter a loser cuck and to fuck off forever ???
>>154865134>i want to try my own interpretationplease do!
>>154865135yep. i dont any of the beta and alpha adults in the candy timeline and i dont have much empathy for them. and red is not wrong. kan is a cuck.>:) and no im not trolling this is my opinion.
>>154865135She's working toward the ultimate good, by lowering Kanaya's self-esteem, she will fall into Jade's loving arms and then she will attend the remarriage and have 3 moms on top of a sister and they can be one big family. Yiffy is recruiting for her mom, she will ensure her mother is happy at all costs. Trust her plans
>>154864599Yiffy had literally zero reason to engage with Kanaya, she chose to shirk her active responsibilities in order to ragebait Kanaya, she could have just blocked her and continued to focus on the task at hand.It's 100% on Yiffy.
>>154865182Maybe Kanaya should have minded her own fucking buisness
horny jade anon you are one of a kind. i say with a neutral tone.
>>154865182yep you are right. and i think red should rile up more adults....>>154865198lmaaao.
>>154865198She watched her daughter disappear into a portal with zero contextIf I were her I'd like to know what the hell is going on.
>>154865214Then she could have went with Jade, she's a space player too even if she never bothered/got the chance to ascend. If it was truly important she'd have sided with Jade who is on her way.
>>154865164i hope that the game starts and meteors will kill them.
bc readers, can you explain how jade knocked up rose and kanaya didn't notice rose's belly expanding for 9 months?
>>154865246Kanaya was working in the caverns and it was a dog pregnancy not a human one
Everything would be better if Yiffy was dead and out of the story, I'm just saying.
So Amazon prime is gonna have the actual series huh? And 5 seasons?
>>154865246Kanaya said she was unfamiliar with human pregnancy so she just didn't absolutely pick up on it along side Rose getting sick or something around the same time. Rose also brings up that gestation was faster due to Jade's genes to the degree it was 2 months before she was up to term
>>154865169please fucking stop with the agenda i cant take it anymore
>>154865246>>154865286Exact dialogue was:ROSE: Jade's genes being, as they are, part canine, the gestation period was substantially reduced.ROSE: I carried the baby to term in just under two months.ROSE: Since she was unfamiliar with human pregnancy at the time, I assume Kanaya simply thought I was looking a little more... substantial than usual, and didn't think it polite to comment.KANAYA: In Defense Of My Observational Skills I Feel Like I Should Point Out That You Had Recently Recovered Miraculously From A Debilitating And Potentially Fatal IllnessKANAYA: A State In Which You Were Exceptionally Malnourished To Say The Least
>>154865169never stop with the agenda
https://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/fishkeeping-news/squid-has-record-breaking-penis/>A deep sea squid with a penis as large as its body and tentacles combined has revealed the secrets of how the giant squid mate in the twilight of the ocean depths. [...]>Dr Alexander Arkhipkin one of the lead scientists explained in a BBC interview: "We took the animal from the catch, and it was very weak with arms and tentacles still moving. When the mantle of the squid was opened for maturity assessment, we witnessed an unusual event.""The penis of the squid, which had extended only slightly over the mantle margin, suddenly started to erect, and elongated quickly to 67cm total length, almost the same length as the whole animal."
>>154865169It won't work. Kanaya is a space player doomed to be miserable and alone in all timelines
>>154865287There is no agenda, there is will. I shall will this narrative and team into a direction that benefits Jade. The mere utterance shall allow that influence to flow into the collective conscious and gradually become a standard thought and desire of the collative, then gradually flow into the canon and then into the narrative, and finally to the comic and even Hussie himself. Even the show shall come to feel the influence.Jade's happiness is the core direction
>>154865352Only striders are allowed to be happy
>>154865350Jade will fix this once she goes ultimate and assumes the great sacrifice to fix the misery for everyone of her friends
>>154865343funniest article i've read today.>This study means that deep water squid now enter the un-official animal book of records in having the greatest known penis length relative to body size of all mobile animals, second in the entire animal kingdom only to certain sessile barnacles.>Of course we all know that size isn’t important, boys…
>>154865343What does this mean for splatoon lore
>>154865365Exactly why Jade had to fuck Rose, Dirk knew how fate worked and had to ensure Jade would be part of all great bloodlines. She's essentially A Strider in spirit at this point meaning she will assume her place at the top of happiness and then share it with everyone.
>>154865352please no more anon thats enough for today
>>154865352anon. you are kinda scary. but ur commitment is inspiring.
>>154865395No June will take it away from her and create a harem or all the girls except Jade and will impregnate them with a non dog girl dick
>>154865395please no more.
jade cock world domination psyop...oh hsg. what i would do without u.
>>154865169Kanaya and jade should just hook up and leave rose out of it
>Jade does a Genghis Kahn and her genes are present in most of Earth C's population>John being the resident Ecto-Biologist has to keep celaning the gene pool to avoid a habsburg dynasty>This is as close as Jade will get to impregnating John and will keep doing it because of that
>>154865425>>154865420>>154865413>>154865404It shall stay in motion, from the very first utterance from Jade herself. She shall achieve and break the cycle of space player shitty life and sacrifice by being the very last and ultimate one>"like... one ultimate self distributed across multiple bodies. so in multiple places and states at once. every jade that exists is like a light being shined through a thousand cracks in the timeline."Jade will save all timelines and all happiness
someone please stop the agenda
please stop it
I shall now go read Jadegarden later this weekend
>>154865487I support you jade happiness agenda Anon. But do we need to include rose can't she and Kanaya be happy together without rose
>>154865480>Jade does a Genghis KahnEVERYONE ITT IS NOW IMAGINING JADE HARLEY THROAT SINGING AS SHE PLOWS HER WAY THROUGH EARTH Chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr0WT-3TiZ4
>>154865312>explaining your cheating wife's cuck baby together with heryou couldn't pay me enough to do this
>>154865263and when rose went into labor?
>>154865627Likely went to Jade's house in private or just had Jade teleport them somewhere they could deliver her alone/with Jane present since she also trusted Jane with keeping Yiffy a secret. Yiffy calls Rose a no show mom on one of the pages implying post birth she remained fairly distant after being born unlike Jade who was kinda always around or personally spending time with her.Plus, Yiffy may have actually been as small as a pup when she came out possibly meaning she came out way easier than a normal child. The genetic implications of also speeding up gestation while in Rose mean it may have somehow made that really easy to have it done and move on with no attention drawn.
ok guys cut it out.
i wanna eat a homestuck themed snack.
>>154865551>>154865480I hate to say I'm recalling a very specific little image set about this exact thing and a large portion of the topic was how deeply Jade's genes were ingrained on their earth-C and how she just keeps trying to fuck them>>154865766I'd personally like either a gummy or bubble tea kinda drink like back when Kung-fu Tea collabed with Pikmin. With that the one Homestuck pop up place wasn't only in japan so I could have gotten a drink
>>154865766Here you go
>>154865840If you're playing that card, wouldn't eating a large crab or horse meat also count due to Lusii? What of squid or stuff like that too due to horrorterrors?
>>154865801>spoilerI know, I kinda got it from there but I dont like June, so for me it will always be Jade trying to knot John
>>154865878I'm ironically indifferent, I prefer John overall but never see too much of an issue with June unless the drawing gets real annoying about how they depict em. Also, found the verbatim line >>154865480 refers to
>>154865840dont do it to me man. REALLY WOULD EAT bugs if i knew some place near here that did crispy grasshopers. alas the closest i could get is ants's farofa. I can just order bug snacks online too...but honestly i would die for fresh bug snacks. hmmm in the future i will farm edible bugs.
bug ngl now that our oven is finally fixed i will make some homestuck themed cookies or like. just artesanal bread.
>>154865909Almost 90% of June designs Ive seen are just John but fatter and with longer hair, the 10% when shes either cute or interesting is very rare
I feel because the topic of prospitcest is being mentioned i should say something. I am not *opposed* to june egbert. Or JuneJade. But there is something to be said about the nature of these arts to reduce June into a cum receptacle, and for Jade, by virtue of receiving a god tier induced fallace, being reduced to stud. Juneylewds is an amazing artist, but their art about Junejade, and jade in general, is boring and frankly i am tempted to say enforces a patriarchal framing. Jade is turned into just a man. June is turned into just a woman. You would think, those who are so into june egbert, the proverbial mascot for the second wave of homestuck wokeness, would avoid, or otherwise be above such things. But i do not see it this way.
>>154865281And a movie
>>154865994show me an example of the cute one
>>154865994>but fatterWhy is it always that?
>>154866019>nature of these arts to reduce June into a cum receptacle, and for Jade, by virtue of receiving a god tier induced fallace, being reduced to stud.Welcome to the internet its all porn except the stuff with 3 likes
>>154866019what do you mean cum receptable?these fanarts happen because theres just not enough material for the character, so they have to guess
>>154866042because the author is also fat, its that simple
>>154866042i have read that estrogen HRT can cause weight gain, where is a matter of genetics however. >>154866053I take issue with it in all porns. Perhaps because of my fickle "fujoshi" nature or otherwise general pickiness. I am not a bastion of writing, my own writing is proof enough. But i expect a fandom for homestuck, woke or not, to appreciate how excruciating character writing can deepen the connection to the work. I *thought* june-lovers would be above this, above normie porn artists. I give credit to juneylewds for outstanding technical skill, but it doesnt change the fact of how boring it is. >>154866080i meant to spell receptacle as in a container. As for the second part, its just disheartening how little try to actually do anything interesting with the concept of June in lewd contexts. Theres an image that describes all june egbert fanfics ever posted many times here before. And the art is not much better. Now, again, I do not claim to be better. But i strive to be better, and thats whats important.
>>154866022Mmm tiddiesTheres one that gets posted here every now and then that looks cute but i cant find it. Beyond Canon design of June also looks somewhat interesting, even if I dont like it
>>154866022>>154866109I guess this one is also just John with longer hair, but distinct enough from regular John ig
>>154866109>>154866137The best june designs are either those which keep john the same but with longer hair and cute girl clothes. or the ones who totally revamp John into a hot woman. The dorky quirk chungas fat girl does not work, because thats not who john is, girl or boy. People are all too willing to project a type of awkwardness onto John post transition that he/she does not have. I feel John transitioning would be pretty seemless, i mean its in his nature to accept change, thats what a breath player *is*. If anything i feel like in the narrative of June's story, the transition should be a liberation that spurs reinvention. But so many stories depict it as a gruelingly slow and often painful one, which mirrors many real life experiences, but not really accurate to the egbert I know.
This one is my favorite still
>>154866109you cant really just add boobs to a character then say its a goid design
>>154866220i would disagree.but i am also the opposite, if you made rose into a strapping young man, god knows i would be alllll over that.ROSS LALONDE T-T
>>154866189does john look like a hot male? dont anwser that with bias because he does not. so the same way a fat june doesnt work a hot one isnt the best
>>154866220What if it's Karkat Vantas big naturals?
>>154866258Every rule has an exception
>>154866189A lot of is projecting, people want the character to be similar to them as a way to feel visible or represented so a lot of fanfics are used to explore their own experiences through a different lens, which is fair. It's the same for porn, no one cares about greater narrative or metatextual accuracy when it comes to porn, unless they do a lot of it as work and want to experiment a little. A lot of the fetishes ive seen specifically in trans people, like petplay, forcefemming, in some cases dykebreaking can be considered weird, but you draw what you find hot first and foremost, and whatever kinks you have dont really reflect what you think or who you are as a person. The problem is when this bleeds into analysis of the actual character and people try to force their skewed perception of it as canon.
>>154866220I know I posted that one because I couldnt find the other lmao
>>154866108the thing is that theres not much to go with to begin though
>>154866254Transitioning is more of an active process than just growing up into whatever naturally, especially given John's passivity. However Transitioning requires a level of activity that could spur a radical reinvention of the self. So i think going from a nerdy boy to a smoking hot bombshell is within possibility, and could more importantly fit into something thematically resonant to John and his character, taking more control over his/her own life, in a way that becoming a fat quirk chungas girl doesn't immediately communicate, nor does it with as much force.
>>154866316john is a dork though. so like a doofus girl wouldnt be out of place
>>154862451I'm deeply sorry to say that but I would absolutely fuck the shit out of Zebruh
>>154866316one thing that i would be set on june is that she would make way more choices than john would. is that agreed?
>>154866347Nta Theres a different between a doofus girl and whatever Godfeels is doing. Or any of the other redesigns that just turn June into proto Vriska.
>>154866284I agree, its why i try not to hold it against anyone. I just....*wish* there was better, there was *more*Of course, i fall victim to this myself. Writing these prospitcest fics, its pretty clear how hard i project onto jade, her struggles, and how someone like John in my own life would have effected me in times where *I* was lonely and sad. it is the inevitable conceit of a non cannon ship fanfiction, but no matter what i try, as hard as a really an, to not keep everything restricted within the box of cannonicity, but to like "tie everything together *with* canon". Use what we *do* know to spin something else. It's why i dont mind things in the epilogues like how much of a hyper sexual Jade becomes (moreso the execution of that plotline.) >>154866347I agree, its just that a lot of interpretations I see aren't just a dorky girl its....idk how to describe it. It's just when i see a lot of projection of the author and less the actual character does it put me off.
>>154866374Well yes. I think with any epilogue based version of June, that *has* to be what they are. John in the epilogues is an unhappy sad sack who spent 15 years living what he thought was the life he was supposed to live, but was unhappy the whole time. June is meant to be a self actualization. Freedom from societal chains of heteronormatism and patriarchy. (Now i don't really think john should have ever had these problems but whatever)June is free, free to be herself, free to properly love people and her friends in a way they couldn't because of being trapped in a body that did not fit them. A weight that is finally lifted for them to flutter in the wind. thats what this is all supposed to be about right? And who better to go against the main antagonist of yet another man who takes authorial control to enforce his patriarchal world view onto paradox space, than a woman who has freed herself, something that Rose could not do. This also could also potentially be a segue to Ult!John, June becoming part of that whole. One half representing the hero who sacrificed the self in order to protect others, and the other about embracing the self to free others.This is all just some fanfic-y bullshit, but im in that type of mood.
>>154866399They're rendering the head explosion scene immediately after introduction and they don't have much in artists good at 3D rendering, the burst brains keep looking either too smooth or too slimy, and the blood splatters keep jerking around the wall instead of splashing on it properly
>>154866399i wonder what the NEW team will do with june though
>>154866482>Meat John returns from the dead due to Dirk manipulating the game
>>154866469>Now i don't really think john should have ever had these problems but whateversomething clearly was wrong because either in john fighting LE or not, both timelines are bad for him. i truly do think that him getting with roxy was just him trying to be like dad egbert. its even the SAME person dad wanted, just in other conditions.
>Candy John becomes June>Meat John becomes Johnbot>They meet and bone so hard paradox space itself shakesThoughts?
>>154866491>and then johndirk is canon and everyone loves beyond canon
>>154866469>(Now i don't really think john should have ever had these problems but whatever)NTA but I feel the reason BC John along side E John before BC was even a thing, was miserable was due to the sole fact he was aware the entire time. If he was never told about the choice in the first place or that they blocked the memory of the fact he chose that outcome he'd never be left in that constant mindset of thinking "Did I make the 'right' choice back then" which is a large portion of why Candy John is unhappy. He's always reconsidering the choice that gradually feels like you could blame it for if your life sucks or is great
>>154866546>and then it ends up being johndirk
>>154866538well i think that Roxygen is literally the worst ship ever, and my blood boils with the rage of 10 thousand witch pots in disgust at it, so you know what, i think what you just said is supremely based. Everything wrong that happens to John is because he got with the wrong person. yes. (I dont hate roxy though, love her, just get away from my ma- i mean from john) >>154866546based, but Ult John shouldn't be a bot, because being a robot is way less aura than being straight ULT. The fact rosebot and davebot arent called ult rose or ult dave is proof. Being a robot is aura loss.
>>154866583No you dont get it, Johnbot and June fuck so hard they literally fuse into Ultimate Egbert
>>154866590i kneel
>>154866583>I dont hate roxy though, love her, just get away from my ma- i mean from johnJade...
My only issue with Juneylewds is how hairy and overly muscled he sometimes drew Jade, he draws her with a good amount sometimes but other times its just too much of both and her head looks comically small on her body
>>154866583what makes the egbert atractive to you?
>>154866019do you want to jerk off or ponder at a picture like you're socrates?
>>154866861Plato failed to consider the philosopher masturbator.
>>154866861Both at the same time. But yes that is why again, i try not to complain to much. Because I'm a weirdo who really do be like "no im here for the plot" sometimes. >>154866812Well 1. I'm a shotacon perverted freak. 2. hard to really put into words what the appeal is. I try to communicate a lot of what i like when i write him. hes kind and sweet, intelligent but naive, a bit socially unaware but well meaning. It's just like crack for someone like me. part of why i ship prospitcest (not the ONLY reason), is because I relate to jade a whole lot. it's why i classpect myself as a witch, i see the building blocks of her story that makes her witch and see my own life. embarrassing as it is to say, i think theres no shame in liking a ship you see yourself in.
>>154866546its what should happen
>>154866257i dont get it. so like they aren't on homestuck anymore?
>>154866914>hes kind and sweet, intelligent but naivebro wants to date regular guy™
>>154867025#wherehaveallthegoodmengonefr tho, hes not crazy unique or anything. I mean just...his writing and character compel me. Not to say that he is a totally average dude. He has things going on.
>>154867025Hey, it's better than her not simping for a tall cool poker-faced asshole who secretly has a heart of gold but enough about dirk
>>154867041what about tavros,
>>154867041>Not to say that he is a totally average dude. He has things going on#mendontlikeghostbustersandareimattureattimesanymore
>>154867112>Dirk>Heart of GoldStop the cap
>>154867121Partially true, who the fuck likes ghostbusters anymore?
>>154862451It's been a minute since I read homestuck. Like since march maybe. Can I get a QRD of what's happened since?
kanaya be my mommy.
>>154867152He's overall a well-intentioned weaboo sperg>muh ultdirkHSBC is not canon
>>154867120meh, hes ok, he doesnt have the energy that attracts me to john. Its like how jake has 0 of the egbert aura, neither does jane for that matter.>>154867121dont take this the wrong way (says the shotacon) but the immaturity and the temper tantrums are very cute.
>>154867158i like the ghostbusters cartoon and the original songs. I tried to watch the first movie and i slept in the middle of it :( the cartoon feels nicer to me.
>>154867210Hes a self admitted control obsessed self -loathing manipulator.
>>154867193nothing, homestuck ended years ago
>>154867398I meant Homestuck^2
>>154866019She just wants to draw jade knot everyone but especially her relatives with a dog cock
>>154867456acceptable, i respect it.
>>154867261The joke is that self-loathing is the only relevant bit in his case. The fuck did he ACTUALLY do in practice?>ooooooh Jane I'm gonna manipulate you I'm gonna be the shadow leader pulling the stringsFucking embarrassing in retrospect, especially after >none of his grand plans even came close to working out>he got played by his own fucking glasses which have an infinitely more rights to boast about their manipulation skills(volcano kiss was hal's idea)>his actual plan for courting jake was just being his server player. "I've built things for you may you give me a crumb of penis please?" is hardly a plan that qualifies as a masterpiece of psychological manipulation>after everyone got into the session he spent months being Jake's servile orbiter/cumsock anyway
>CA: I tld yʊ befre that if were ging t execʊte this plan than I dnt need yʊ interfering with this grʊps affairs~>thanMINOR SPELLING MISTAKEEVERYONE LAUGH AT MOONRUNES
>>154866189John fucking hates change what are you on about. He had a mental breakdown over not liking a shitty movie anymore coupled with Dave sprite and jade breaking up
>>154867633yeah it happens. "then" and "than" is very easy to mistake. just like how i mistake "know" to "now" when i write.
>>154867633I can't read this shit. Gotta be one of the worst typing quirks I've ever seen
>>154867681The hearts got deleted because 4chan HATES heartbounds
there should be homestuck licensed food. Jade green breakfast cereal flakes. John Egbert Prankster themed cookies. Dave's Pizza rolls. Rose Fake wine for kids that is just grape syrup mixed with apple juice. Jack Noir dark chocolate bars.
>>154867695I'm foodie pilled recently.
>>154866019Juneylewds draws Kanaya knotting every character. Rose, Kanaya, June, Jade, her daughters, her daughters with her daughters etc. etc. she just likes ntr and jade fucking girls
>>154867511That's a small head
>>154867657john hates their world view being shaken, which is different from hating change. and even then thats pretty case by case. Like when he finds out he doesn't like gushers anymore, its pretty lowkey, even though that was his favorite snack previously. Same way with basically all of sburb, he takes it in stride, same with Vriska and her sort of betraying him by killing him, even if for a good reason, and even with his dad being killed. All of those things effect him, but he takes it in stride. the reason John specifically has a temper tantrum about the movie and dave and jade breaking up is because he is stuck on the meteor in a constant state of stagnation. he is physically and mentally not allowed to flow freely, which hampers him significantly. This is something i wish to cover in my writings infact.
Okay /hsg/, hear me out: what if post-scratch session, but Beforans are somehow in contact with Alpha kids and the Cherubs?>Porrim and Meenah having a tug-of-war over Jane's development>Aranea grooming Jake so hard it makes Vriska look like an amateur>Dirk/Horuss/Rufioh love triangle or a throuple feat. chinese cartoons, horsecocks, and chinese cartoon horsecocks>Roxy and Latula epic rad gal pals>also Roxy potentially becomes the first person in the history of paradox space to get horny for Cronus>Calliope with Meulin doing their tumblr shipping autism>Mituna vs Caliborn high octane shitposting>Kurloz and Damara scheming behind everyone's backs and influencing Caliborn>Kankri spiralling over Caliborn being an unrepenant asshole
>>154867809>In picrel Jake gets stuck with Aranea, Meenah and LatulaThe poor sod... At least its not Damara
>>154867511I thought she was Haydee from the thumbnail
Imagine if you will. Dave and Jade with 18. And they are about to havae seax, and he has seen her Bra.---no no no, y-you like squiddles undies or have vic-victorian udnerwear or some old shit your Grandpa got you into. Y-you´re not as-as...Looks like Dave had a mental image of Jade, that dated back to hwen they first met, both on Pesterchum, and on Skaia in real life.. and in retrospect, it was cute Dave thoguht of her like She thought of him. It made Jade feel less emabarassed to allways thinking of Dave as this unfallible cool guy that could say the most random lunacy with a straight face behind shades...And also it was the perfect chance to tease Dave over about itJade giggles at Dave's adorable attempt to backpedal, finding it endearing that he still sees her as the innocent girl she once was. She reaches out to grab his wrists and pulls his hands towards the overflowing clevage on her breasts."People change Mister Strider~ some get Smarter, others get angrier... others just get taller... and then there´s some that just grow up, and want to try something new~ like me!"she teases playfully. Biting her lip to hold a moan as she delights on his fingers all over her chocolate mounds"Don´t worry though! I´m still your good friend Jade! The same one you met 5 years ago. Just... different... you like different, Mister Strider?"~
>>154868162i think this is really cute. Bonus point for making Dave nervous, Stutter and Jade being the one leading.
Write the fanventure
>>154868259Thanks. I don´t think I finish to grasp Dave´s character. For what I understand is that he´s a dork and a goof that gets overdosed on the irony pilling to become a cool detached ironic guy. And so when he is mor or less making out with a girl, and right about to doing the "Child making Mambo". He´d be at his most vulnerable, and at his most nervous too.Was it good characterization?
>>154868267John would be kind of a Rival towards Dirk as he goes on a mirror arc to Gamzee, while Roxy presents to be kind of a tease with John as she gets to know him better, developing a crush, but a bad influence with Jade as she wants to be more like her.On the other hand. Dave is the Bro Jake needs, and Jane holds Rose in a high regard for being like an elder sister to her.
>>154868259anyone who depicts any relationship with jade as her not leading doesnt GET IT. >>154868162very based mister davejade fag.
>>154868267dirk pines over john except john isn't too much of a pussy to tell him off unlike jake. dirk moves on and fuck s dave insteadjade and roxy have a bunch of cute gal pal sleepovers
>>154868315yes it was. but honestly the best way dave shows that he is nervous is his ramblings and attention deficit. when he is nervous and start talking he says a lot of what he is thinking. like a neurotic person going tru a episode. like remember he freaking out over the smutppets? its pretty much that. but i give you a tip. when you write him doing that, the other character will either cut him (so he doesnt need to be saying sm bs lol) or hear him out. i think jade would keep acting and guiding him to bed as he keeps rambling nonsense. that would be cute and in character. she almost never see him nervous and would like to see him like that to tease him later about it.
Drawing Equius witnessing something shocking from the beloved
>>154868373>dirk fucks davegood god please that would had fixed everything.
good evening /hsg/ hope you're having a good day
>>154868382Why is Equius wearing a hijab? Are you w*ke?
>>154868423good evening eridanie1
>>154868267Jade fucks Roxy
>>154868423even better when you're around
>>154868434I believe in long hair on manly men. Classic style
>>154868440henlo friendo>>154868462aww that's sweet, thank you anon
does anybody here know who the artist behind this is? im thinking its ipgd but im not sure.
i think i would go on a date with eridan but i would like to keep being friends with him.
>>154868541i almost called it based but then i noticed the size of tavros's abdomen and that made me cringe. why is bloated like that? and his eyes staring look like he is drugged or paralyzed. quite creepy.
>>154868574his abdomen looks fine to me, and it doesnt appear like hes been drugged or anything. just scared, which is understandable considering hes between two wack ass bitches. but ipgd (if im correct about the artist being her) is probably into all the things youve just listed so idk
this is meant to be cute but because of the talks about bc Jade it has much more sinister implications
>>154868380So... basically Dave shouldn´t shut his thought and give in, but start monologuing?I don´t know, I think Dave at that point, at his most vulnerable he might as well just go all in on Jade as she leads him on.. or maybe I don´t know how to integrate Dave´s weird ass funny ramblings with the scalation from Making out to sex.I don´t know Anon. It´s bizarre to imagine Dave going Doggystyle with Jade as he rambles about the Smuppets or wathever is going throught his mind at the moment as she just moans throught her nose and listens. It wouldbe kinda funny and in character but... it doesn´t sits right with me.Is there something I miss?
>>154866019i like hyper stuff. so sometimes when i try to show stuff that unironically gets me hard, like picrel but people think it looks ugly, that the proportions are wrong, but to me its hot
>>154868781good fucking thing gamzee is dead in both timelines
>>154868781thats fine, i try not to judge, i mean, some might say my obsessions are strange too, would they not.
>>154868827Dirk will bring him back, he was funny
>>154868737>>154868380Maybe what Dave should do would more or less talk every random thought he is saying. He can´t monologue because he isn´t typing. So he might be saying stuff like. "Do you like this?" "Am I doing good?" along wiht dorky compliments like "Kiss me you Doggy Godess" and shit like that.I think that´s what Anon was meaning. That Dave while vulnerable, he can´t keep his mouth shut. Maybe Jade could help him with reasuring hushes and comfortation when she sees him hyperventilating mid thrusting. Maybe stuff like."You can calm down with me. I´ll listen to everything you want to say, but you don´t *need* to talk to get my atention. I´ll be here just for you"Sunds good?
>>154868725
Gamzee is pretty cool guy in all honesty. He kinda reminds me of Nagito
>>154868847>he was funnylollmao even
prospitcest anon please read and rate this in 1/10 scale.
>>154868919coal/10
>>154868781im not usually into stuff like this, i prefer gamzee with a realistically sized cock but this got me anon. you must post the source, my little friend is throbbing like crazy right now.
>>154868961okay, im just going to post the followup drawing and you tell me what you think
>>154868995this is the hyper i was talking about, what do you think https://x.com/Solensilas/status/2083681234144641312/photo/1
>>154869045thanks anon i can now swap their heads around to fulfill my sub gamzee with a dumpy fantasy
>>154869045excellent, anon. i am satisfied.i was originally to attach that one image of quagmire but it wouldn’t let me, sigh.
>>1548689190 very lame, i dont like furry jade. dialogue is wack, i hate the puppy thing. BADsincerely, prospitcest anon
>>154869199 the ai pawg maga goons? iykyk lmao
>>154869293yes, that gamkar porno isnt nearly as bad as what that guy was fapping to though.
>>1548692890? a little too rough dont you think
>>154869387please follow that guy those tweets are hilarious
first time i want jake to get in a relationship just to piss off dave
If jade Harley so good Then why isn't there jade Harley 2 ?
>>154869632There are 3: Meat, Candy, Corpse from earlier in Meat
>>154864045What is her fucking problem
>>154864256CROTUNA, PLEAES
>>154869745she got that dog in her
>>154869614what happens if you do brodave?
>>154869898nothing
>>154869907GAY
>>154869745Hussie's new favorite.
>>154869394maybe a little. But I am SUPER picky about prospitcest. Shoot man, im making a fanfic myself cause im so picky nothing has ever truly satisfied me.
>>154862490So do you regret bending the knee on the caucasion joke yet?
>>154869745Correction required.
RIP
>>154862490do you plan to make a spiritual successor to homestuck once the franchise ends?
>>154868781this is funny to me cause candy gamzees actually the one whos stacked. hes also 16 here but thats a topic for a whole nother thread
here is my contribution to the whiteboard, have a good night everyone I am going to sleep now
Put Ly'lac in modus.
>>154868391it would indeed anon, it would indeed
Been a whole 24 hours since the pb character poll and Oficus is second place behind Ellith!
>>154871088>renity isn’t firstrigged
>>154871322overrated. especially since she doesn't dig into her ass like terezi does
>>154871088Mallum WILL mating press Oficus while Ellith cheers from the side, this was revealed to me in a dream
>>154871088so glad oficus is getting love. she's great and I love her designbut dmarko should get votes too
>>154871340why would she be cheering for two people weirdly wrestling naked on the bed?
>>154871425because she wants her friend to win, whatever that entails, duh
>>154871338>she doesn't dig into her assif only you knew what was coming…
>>154871370She's the cutest prisounebound character right behind Ellith to me thanks to these updates shes such a great blend of pathetic, genuine and desperate that makes it hard to root against like go girl get renity you can do it
Deserved desu
>>154871677Not every story has a happy ending>>154871088Recency bias. Do this poll again after the updates have gone through a few other characters
>>154871756Bit bitter that the foid is popular aren't you
LY'LAC LOOK OUT!
>>154871677She's also hot don't forget that, very important.
>>154871834>No Oficus footjobwhy live...
>>154871834All that money is from her onlyfans btw
>>154871806nobody appreciates the GOAT they just want pathetic foid because she seems easy
>>154872000>people like pathetic losersthanks for stating the obvious, >>154871950what a waste of trips
>>154872033replied to some random post because i was so boiling mad now look at what you did
>>154871677she's too good for renity. plus she hasn't seen renity's true self yet and fell in love an idealized version of her
>>154869950He's not in charge anymore anon. He can't hurt you now.
Why did she die? Is she stupid?
>>154872343yeah
What would you do if Kanaya called you?
goon on cam
>>154870111DOOM PLAYER CONFIRMED!
>>154872443I have gooned on my keyboard and monitor to certain homestuck panels but I will not tell you which ones
>>154872466Sure bro only doom players die. I am still lifepilled on her
>>154872606Hi anon! I was giving a response to the question of what I would do if Kanaya Maryam hypothetically called me, not giving you an order or asking for you to explain your gooning habits to me unprompted.
I dont get it someone explain the joke
>>154872606It was a bit tough but I made this one work
>>154862490Why are you gay?
>>154872887nep is a cat. jade is a dog. dogs fuck up catsthat's the joke
>>154862490If being gay supposedly doesn't make you weak then why did gay Dave struggle in his relatively easy fight in Collide while straight Dave in the Epilogues could go blow for blow with Lord English?
>>154872724Lifechuds are so desperate...
when are they going to reveal auguryAside already so the neet proship artists can draw her getting molested by aradia
>>154873037>dogs fuck cats
oh cool new update i wonder what ly'lac is do-
this reminds me of me and my mom after she came home drunk and didnt make anything to eat
>>154873516Your mother sounds hot
>>154873547not really she forgot to feed me a lot
Sex with the Great Combiner.
>>154872887Nepeta walking in on Jade masturbating furiously.
>>154873562>she forgot to feed me a lotListen man I already said your mother sounded hot, no need for you to try and convince me more
>>154868726This is the stuff Dave is cracking...SEA girls are pretty
>>154873461Best ship itt
>>154862451What happened to the Animated pilot? I thought they were FINALLY going to make an animated Homestuck series and that would attract a new generation interested in whatever comics are about.
>>154873461>>154873871reminder jade is canonically nep's favorite human
>>154866985Dirk used his authorial powers to make them both cis and conversio therapy to make them straight so they could date
>>154873819Your insistence on being with a described neglectful mother says such interesting things about you anon.I would be fascinated if you continued to give away such intimate psychological details about yourself through your posts online.
>>154874087NTA but how much of a wagon did your mom have in your honest opinion?
>>154869614Karjake works too btw, you should try it out
>>154874136I can confidently say I have not thought of that and thus cannot answer your question.
>>154873897Apparently something is happening but we're still getting lost of vaguepostingSomeone in the previous threads said it's quite plausible they're talking with some brazillian studio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQoM5kw4z1I
>>154874190I've known this thing for two pages but I love it.
oh hey it works with fraf adventures as well
>>154874212hehehehe
>>154874207Boogie Woogie Woogie
Why did he say that? Who the hell says nyeh?
>>154874252octopimp is pretty much everyone's headcanon for the ampora's voice
>>154874087>I would be fascinated if you continued to give away such intimate psychological details about yourself through your posts online.If it means anything, my mother was abusive. Was she hot lookwise? At some point in the past she was, but it’s more about the actions and behaviors that are abusive that I find attractive, and she just so happened to have them. Most abusive women are attractive to me in a way that men abusers aren’t (although I’m also attracted to them as well and they have their own special flaws), and I dunno, it’s familiar to me so I guess it brings a sense of comfort? I’m still not exactly too sure, but when the abuse isn’t from MY mother, I do enjoy the company
>>154874279How delightfully depraved. I wonder why you were so eager to share such a detail.I suppose a childhood of abuse has simply trained you that it's better to talk once prompted lest you suffer some form of consequence from another party or authority.In a way it's very sad.
>>154872443that is oficus job.>>154868737>>154868859he doesnt need to be rambling all the time. only when is funny. i just like the idea.
i woke up 5:30am today. ima farmboy.
>>154874302good god lysanthum's Roses are still the hottest
>>154873516oh sometimes i forgot my mother was shitty as fuck. i think i just dont care anymore. i'm stacking trauma like boxes and analyzing like categories. comparmentalizing so i dont insane.
>>154874302>I suppose a childhood of abuse has simply trained you that it's better to talk once prompted lest you suffer some form of consequence from another party or authority.Screw you smug rose poster, this is starting to get a little personal now… But yeah I guess you could say this, I should be trying to sleep, but here I am responding to your post and talking about my abusive mother unprompted just because you asked. I WILL now actually try to fall asleep again, hopefully…
hmmmmmm make out with tavbrooo
>someone tricked anon into talking about his abusive childhoodThere's something in the water here I swear to god...
>>154874387I'm sure there's a certain catharsis that's come out of this conversation with yours truly, the only question is if it outweighs the knowledge that your walls are so easily penetrated.Do you feel at ease? Knowing that someone else knows of your situation and has at the very least offered the appearance of understanding?Or do you feel vulnerable? Knowing that such a small amount of pointed questioning was required to get information of a quite personal nature out of you?I do hope you think about these things, when you're lying awake at night. Your mother sounds like a fascinating women, I would love to pick her metaphorical brain as I have yours.Good night my little subject.
>>154874591this a simulation and we are all daves from doomed timelines coming to terms with our bro
I will await your processing of what's been said here in the morning as I'm sure you will not regret a single thing you've typed and shared this evening.
No more abuse or grooming, let's post cute things from now on.
>>154868781I like hyper stuff too, but I'm not a faggot or a woman so I don't think I'd like anything you'd post judging by the picture you chose. Sorry, Anon.
Hmmmm do you guys know any cool himestucks doujinshis or like Homestuck comic anthology? i wanna read something with nice visuals.
>>154874709cuuuute ly-ly
>>154874928hahah. hah. .__.nice art too.
>>154874663>>154874612nta but, your words make me feel safe.
Rose anon is pure evil. Evil beyond your feverish nightmares.
>>154873516>>154873627I wonder if we'll get some kind of scratch and protagonist Combiner, Uninymph, Archmage, Exemplar, the flying satyr from the flashback and whoever else is left
>>154875077>scratch combiner and uninymphDon't do that. Don't give me hope like that.
>>154875077have we learned nothing from the dancestors? do we want more wasted characters :'(
>>154875077They would be cute.
>>154875121Okay but you say that posting a picture of a dancestor. For all you know, Alpha Combiner is as cute as Aranea
>>154875149We do know she's cute though.
>>154875158In my heart she is a master at Aegyo.
NOBODY KNOWS ANY HOMESTUCK DOUJINSHI?
arent mspfas techincally like western doujinshi
>>154875414yeah but i wanted something in the manga like style. not like mspa style you know? or either a really good comic anthology similar to paradox space.
>>154875371Like porn or...?
>>154875451i wish
since catbox doesnt work i have to try different methods..https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2083722265972084736/vid/avc1/320x240/Nsi2R-Y4jS9Hpafn.mp4?tag=14
>>154875158i think shes really old..
>>154875643It sucks anon.
>>154875683dont you have a human heart?
>>154875682Old women can be cute. Can be moe, even.
>>154875704does this thing look moe to you
>>154875371https://nhentai.net/search?q=parody%3A%22homestuck%22+https://myreadingmanga.info/homestuck-dj/
>>154875762>its all yaoioh based... so so based
>>154875737Quite.
i can't even make myself feel anything about the worldbuilding of deltrirus because i already know the only shit that will be discussed post-entry will just be shitty teen romance drama with the a/b/o satyr shit and maybe some species racism if we're lucky
>>154875628I wish i had moirails like them to molest me simultanially. i like to pretend they are siblings.
>>154875548i dont want porn. doujinshi is not porn only.
>>154876034then look it up yourself anon, we're not your hyper precise search engine 0u0
>>154876014if dave did that to me i would also get hard on spot. there would be too much behavioral therapy to make me not want striders ever again.
>>154876045its okay. i can do it. but i also like other's peoples recomendations.
What a good boss.
>>154876206why they are all osomatsus?
>>154876026My Little Moirail Can't Be This Cute!
>>154876258when i was young i was a tomoko(cringe). now i'm tomoki.
>>154876239Joke because all her henchmen (Boys) are generic.
>>154876349ah i imagined.
>>154876355Hope it helped.
>>154865801imagine youre a great-great-granddaugher of jade harley. your whole family tree is jade Haley across decades and decades of inbreeding. your genes are built in a way that, when you see Jade it screams to submit. and thats 50% of the population.
>>154876461Don't really want to do that.
>>154876461Can I do this but with Kanaya instead?
>>154876481Condesce thigh sex
>>154877120
if only i had been roleplaying jade at the moment
Jade has competition..Say Terezi bros. Should she b e narrow waisted? or wide waisted?I jsut want to create something alternative to the Pesterquest drawings. But I´m half convinced Terezi should have some meat to her bones. But I still can´t shake off she leans into the acrobatic style than anything.
>>154877132Seth Deltarune??
i love davejade!! :D
>>154877260You don't need to make her a fat fuck but I think everyone will agree she is short and wide(relatively speaking) to Vriska's tall and thin
Imagine being a horrorterror and getting to watch this session
>>154877441imagine john in that slutty page outfit ough
>>154877694So basically Jake?
rose with a girlcock...
>>154877694We already have not!John with a famously fat ass who wears a slutty yellow page outfit, give the poor guy some credit
>>154877364this guy fucking gets it. >>154877781too be fair jake and John have different energies. john is a brat. And not enough people recognize that John is the a bratty shota. He literally has temper tantrums. this is why bunnyjohnegbert is a fraud.
>>154877778Rose with a grimdark given girlcock even...
>>154877839they do draw that though
>>154877778jasprose barbed tentacock even
>>154877896nah man they woobify egbert. i know they have drawn temper tantrums but idk how to describe it other than, they draw john like a moe anime girl when they draw that. its not the same. (I have proven once again to being a picky cunt. Maybe i would be nicer if their art was good)
>>154877839theres another artist that draws this type of stuff
>>154877936this artist gets a pass. i like this art. and they dont overdoo the woobifying. thumbs up. also they draw prospitcest, anyone who draws that gets *some* points.
>>154877955im going to ask for a 1/10 rating on this then
>>1548779827.5/10i appreciate when people draw Jade larger than june/john. One of my main reasons for drawing it myself is to depict jade as larger than john. Boil lines are cute so points there. Overall pretty good. its a bit simple and noodly for my tastes, but i accept that, homestuck art is a run off of old 2010s art styles, so i cant blame the mega simple style.
are we glazing shidetblu and their even shittier copy cats now lolbottom of the barrel behaviour
>>154878021cadetblu imitator son or xenopavilia imitator daughter
>>154878049Child neglect
>>154878021okay mister grinch
sad that the most prolific fetish artists who would draw homestuck back in the day completely avoid it nowadays.
>>154878049abortion
>>154878049both of them because theres a 100% chance incest will happen
>>154878021>>154878049woah woah woah woah woah. Now i never said i like cadetblu. I was just saying that *this* particular drawing failed to offend me, and because it was playing into my biases, i gave it a higher score as well. It had none of the normal trappings. Self harm marks, noncon, bodily fluids, so i gave it a pass. I actually like xenopavillias art if you would believe it. But by the same margain all of their art is fucking booooriiiing. the best xenopavillia art is one not made by her and by a copycat artist who made nepeta cosplayer x random boy /ss/
>>154878074worthikids, you know ball.
>>154878088>Now i never said i like cadetblu>I actually like xenopavillias art if you would believe it>all of their art is fucking booooriiiingthese cancel themselves out, you're safe for nowxenopav is a massive tard tho, same 5 songs of an artist and you couldnt even pay em to draw a cis or gay couple even if you wanted to lmao
you people really have no personality other than "heh arent i a degen for being an incestous pedophile!" huh
>>154877839>too be fair jake and John have different energies. Yeah, page and heir energies>john is a brat. And not enough people recognize that John is the a bratty shota. He literally has temper tantrums. Yes and that's what makes him an heir. The brutal reality of the paradox space is that generally getting coddled and turning into spoiled little shit will prime you to get a head sock and not a capeshit sidekick onesie. is a classpect that would combine the tantrum throwing with being a page? No idea to be honest
>>154878126>couldnt even pay em to draw a cis or gay couple even if you wanted to lmaothats like asking the spa for guns
>>154878126xeno is like juneylewds where on a technical and asthetic level i actually enjoy their art quite a bit. but the subject matter drags it down heavy. I really do not care about gay/lesbian NTR with futa shenanigans. thats like literally the most boring milquetoast "risque" porn art made by someone of the LGBT community can make. idk much about xeno herself on a personal level so i cant really say if shes a tard but ill take your word for it. but good to know my takes arent that bad.
>>154878132Actually I'm only performatively degenerate
>>154878145page of blood would be a bratty page classpect. All blood players are brats by default. So the page just adds on top of that.
>>154878161>juneylewdsthat artist is cool but its burning the "haha guys cucknaya! get it cuz shes a cuck?" trope into coal wish they'd just do literally anything else with the hs characters lmao
>>154878161how is being a tard having preferences for commissions
>>154878132>goes onto the general for the incest webcomic>theres incest
>>154878185i dont like when they draw fat hairy june egbert i think its gross.>>154878187idk, im not the one who says they a tard. >>154878203*gasp* rarepair, and its kino!
>>154878187>having preferences for commissions>no men unless sissified>HAS to be futa on female>no gay guys>no cis couplessame 5 songs
>>154878203tavros is a megafaggot and this would never happen
>>154878211>i dont like when they draw fat hairy june egbert i think its gross.dw i think thats the worst way of drawing june *if* someone really wants to draw june
>>154878161its no futa you transphobic piece of trash!!!
>>154878161>thats like literally the most boring milquetoast "risque" porn art made by someone of the LGBT community can makeyou have to understand these are normal people, not simbols of a community. a lets say johnrose artist doesnt represent every straight artist. they have preferences
>>154878222you go to the artist that only draw those things and then you ask then to NOT draw it? famin only draws straight stuff but no one complains
>>154878238I'll relent because i actually try to be mindful of someone who doesn't want their chicks with dicks to be called futas, one because hermaphrodites and girls with dick but no vag is 2 different things, 2 because i like to be nice.>>154878243like i said, thats *fair*. I don't hold it *against* anyone, but it impacts my personal enjoyment of their work, because if someone is drawing shit im not interested in, i wont be interested, yknow?I bet people probably would think my art is pretty boring and lame too if they had different tastes.
>>154878261>no one complainsstraight up not true, famin regularly gets anonymous asks asking why he refuses to draw gay porn
>>154878283i dont see anyone in these threads complain about it, unlike the other artist
>>154878328no one talks about famin here either, this is the first time ive seen him mentioned
once i get my money up, im commissioning hoshime to draw me some prospitcest. her jades are phenomenal
>>154878388you will forever have my thanks if you do this for real anon.
>>154878344Is the left one Kanaya? She's looking a bit different here
does this look bratty.
>>154878587yes!!i think he does.
>>154878587i think he looks like he want the next thread to be dedicated to his brattiness
>>154878587Give the man an eyerollOr a poutOr both
>>154878624We're on page 7, be the change you wish to see in the world
>>154878752go
