DaveJane EditionQOTT: Which Guardian would you date?Last session: >>154862451
wtf is his problem
first for john
>>154878798he demands sexnon verbally
>>154878752dave should fuck the hell out of john's hot grandma.
>>154878752i would date Alpha Dave and Dad Egbert.Proper man is hot.
>>154878752>QOTTdad, hes the only one who seems mentally stable anyway.
>>154878884t. dave
>>154878752>not into women>not into moustaches>a washed out frat boy or a gen X film director both sound less than appealing partnersWell fuck me I guess, seems my only option left is going out with a middle-aged pipe connoisseur or becoming a zoophile
>>154879002theres also.. the grandpa!
>>154879002if you are sad about dating dad egbert than you are one sorry customer. he is peak masculinity
>>154879047What the fuck is that face lmao
im thinking about davejade!! :D
>>154879134Is it the most popular straight ship in homestuck?
>>154879125shes trying to mog for the camera
>>154879222i would assume so
>>154878752>QOTT: Which Guardian would you date?Momlonde of course!
HARDCORE KARKAT RYONA INSIDE DO NOT OPEN
>>154878884t. John's hot grandma
some oc for the thread.
>>154879698where's delfis totally real magnum dong????
>>154879698Pretty charming, good shit anon
>>154879698Nice
>>154879831What do they taste like?
>>154879857sweat and musk flavor
>>154879419I opened and felt so much sympathy for his plight>>154879857Start with Nepeta and Equiuscake will flex its icing to splatter you
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25971614-4669-7341
>>154877364So... like Peridot from Steven Univese? Sorry but I can´t see it without turning Terezi into a shortstack or something.(I´d make a joke where Dave describes her as a Goblin tho)Is there something I miss?
WHO DREW THIS GIRL KARKATI NEED TO GIVE THEM MONEY
younger gam as opposed to the more mature looking one i posted 3 threads ago, not very proud of it desu.
>>154881286image name makes it seems its from twitter
>>154881424Legs are a bit weird but the upper body is honestly fine, drooling stoned shota is a pretty cute and novel concept
>>154881424He's pretty cute
>>154878817cute!
Good evening /hsg/ I hope you're well, I will be very busy tonight playing BG3, but will pop in from time to time.
That's a lot of eridans
>>154881286I need to draw this Girl Kat.
i want to draw yuri homestuck/mspfa.
>>154881822Blueballing us with implied Eriroxy endgame was truly one of the vilest things Hussie has done
>>154882003she turned into a...p-plant...?
>>154874663Rose anon I have awoken. I actually do feel at ease kinda just putting it out there (even if sporadically) since I do believe there will never be a time where I actually sit down and talk about it to anyone in the world for more than a minute, due to the fact that there is no one there for me (besides myself) and truthfully no one really cares. Also I'm envy of your vocabulary and wish I could speak as well as you type, but I sound like a fag currently and am in need of some desire voice training to not sound like a total geek, so I guess that something to look forward too lol
he did it...
>>154882027Then do it?
>>154882183i will do it later. i was eating.
>>154882154lmaaaaao. i mean kinda sowwy for renity but i think korpus is too overwhelmed and he needs a time out of his ex/unwanted kismesis.
>>154882154w korpus blocking ebil foid
>>154882237>time out of his ex/unwanted kismesis.if only she couldnt just yell at him from her window...
>>154882030I feel like they would have been happy together
>>154882252oh i forgot about that. she can run and kick him in his oliveblood bulge if she wants to.....uh oh...m
>>154882131thank you for existing anon. i, was also abused by my mother so i feel almost the same things you mentioned. it was delight to not feel alone.
heheheeh i love seeing renity angry. i expect her to kill colsla.
Nugget body Colsla chan...
>>154882481nah but being fr she doesnt seem mad at korpus, rather at colslawho i wish ends up thrown into a bat of boiling oil for breaking their friendship, even if by a few updates
>>154882541i just read the last page fully. i know now. i was just saying stuff for the sake of funnie. live reacting if you will.
crispy colsla yum. with a side of salad.
is there a term for specifically a pair of characters you wanna see fuck?like shipping but only for sex (pic super mega unrelated)
>>154878752shrek
>>154882030Lotta blueballing us with this series desu.
>>154881424shota tastic!!!!whoever you are fellow art anon, you rock!!!
>>154881928which site
>>154882901live leak
>>154882903liveleak doesnt exist anymore, retard
which relationship do you think encompasses this image?
>>154882976no clue. dave and jane i guess.
>>154882943That wont unmutilate those 11k eridans
death or bath for colsla incell
>>154882901mspabooru
>>154883070bath.
>>154882976
>>154882873i still dont get it.>>154883228O_O
>>154882249total foid annihilation
i found this drawing and decided to post again.
>>154882807For the love of god does John really need to fuck any more bitches
>>154878752If John gets to put a baby in Dave's mom then why cant he do the same
>>154883228Okaay. avoiding the elephant in the room, whys he got a broken horn?
>>154883355anon, the puss was so bad that he became a woman
>>154882976Kanaya and Karkat
>>154883525im sticking my dick in crazy
https://files.catbox.moe/hwskd9.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ewzbjo.pngHAHAHAHAHAHAHITS FINALLY CANON HAHAHAHA
>>154884079That better be dolphin porn
>>154884107>dolphin pornwhut
>>154884079holy shit
>>154884079Good Lord.
finally finished the linework of the platonic kankat request.
>>154884387>>154884411you all called me crazy for knowing about black korpus. but i knew. I KNEW
sugestive so spoilered.and did this jasprose/jane thing. for me. because i like it. idk why i keep holding myself i can do some cool stuff if i put my will on it.
>>154884453you have been getting better dude, keep up the good work homie.
>>154884440no I'm just saying it looks like Gus Owl House lmao
>>154884440i never called anyone crazy about black korpus. i'm kwite happy about this ilustration. he is like a beautiful nubian prince :)
>>154884476gus is also the smallest of the group of kids heh. it checks.
>>154884079where did u take this from ):
>>154884453i love this ship and u did a good jobs
>>154882976I think John is the "her" in any ship he is in besides vriska (because she is probably uninteresting in the sheets). Dude probably just wants two kids but he is doomed by his wife's freak potential sex so chaotically good lead to have more kids than Victorian age families.
>>154884079whats so funny about it
>>154884699from the man himself
>>154884699moonrunes drew it but idk who and how it got here. usually he himself post this stuff here.
>>154884740i was going to say for him to post it on pixiv until i realized the account doesnt even exist anymore
tomorrow i will try to do a comic page smut or just any comic page really.
Moonrunes did not do the dig in ass suggestion so now I have to take matters into my own hands. First time after not drawing in over a year for a good cause
9_9 that is disturbing.
>>154884932She would never do this. If i ever meet your dumbass you are getting flayed and quartered
I had a dream where yttris and korpus were in rivals of aether and a fight between them was represented in the comic using the game
>>154884932full please
>>154884932degenerate prompt but I respect being the change you wanna see in the world
>>154878817Does you post your art outside of 4chan anon ?
>>154885661no. i have thought about making a twitter or whatever, but it seems like too much trouble, homestuck fans are total cucks and idk how much of an audience there is for prospitcest man :(i dont wanna attract weird edgy kids either.
>>154884424(me)i'm going to sleep. i hope you are happy with your delivery anon. whoever you are! i hope this satisfied your wish!
>read through the porn artist talk from last thread>realize i don't have a favorite homestuck porn artist>nor do i even particularly like any of the main new oneshuh, ok i guess
>>154885892hard to have a favorite one when theres so few who make good shit. I guess mooonrunes is by default my favorite.
my favorite homestuck smut artists are Spacey, Yummytomatos and anyone that draws gamtav good. There is some from twitter like @Ilovedogs or something like that but its hard to keep track of them.
>>154882482Missed this. Np victim-kun>>154885125>Renity: Stop to dig in your ass for a secondGuess I'm back to drawing and trying again at life, might do another drawing that isn't animated so requests welcome I suppose
>>154886365canonically accurate sized ass. she does in fact, have all that
>>154886365why is she digging in her ass? is she itchy there?
>>154886365>man i sure do wish we had an actual fanbase t. moondesert*the monkeys paw curls*
>>154886365Start diggin in yo butt twin
>>154882937Why are pages always so hot /hsg/?
>>154883240>i still dont get it.This is what passed as comedy in mid 10sTruly it was /hsg/'s finest contribution to the comic
>>154883306Nepeta's feet are of scientific interest to me.Are they regular feet, or does being an oliveblood make them more paw-like?
>>154884453Imagine showing this to Caliborn
>>154887002could you really blame him for losing his mind over it?
>>154886365Reasonable reaction to being blocked
the robot is so funny looking
JOHNDAVE
I hate women so much it's unreal.https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=955
>>154887546I can do YOU one better
>>154879698Reminder that with shapeshifting Del'fi can give himself a fat cawk once he learns what such a thing is.
Would you?
I would.
I would for days.
>>154887711>same nose>same lipsCOINCIDENCE?
>>154887665imagine BEING one? i would rope.
>>154887945that is a joke btw
>>154887665Sucks for you, I love Renity so much it's unreal
Ellith fucking died in the sunflower field. Dried in the sun like jerk meat. This why we dont even see her anymore.
>>154887711no idea who the fuck this is but I adoee her hair design
the great combiner and the caretaker are pretty hot i cant lie.
I think Rose could make Bro Strider feel weird and uncomfortable with her psychanalyses and curiosity with pervert things.
>>154888205I think they'd either hit off or engage in absolutely ruthless verbal sparring
POAST HOMOSEXUAL CONTENT PLEASE
not another tickling picture.(spoilers: it is)
>>154888377Absolutely inane minor nitpick but imo John should be looking at his prey instead of letting his eyes wander like that
Imagining myself on troll planet not for funny reasons, but simply to rape. To enjoy being a problematic male before going back to clownery
>>154888376ok
i think i should draw the beta kids in their respective sburb in medium outfits.
they are so freaking cute im going to have diabetes.
>>154882274eridans too egotistical to ever be happy from this, he always needs more and what he has isnt enoughhed still go ER
you know i find funny that these two relationship is portrayed positivily and healthy, meanwhile dave is obviously making fun and loathing tavros advances on him. tavros has kinda of a rivality with dave? i suppose. since he always seems like he either wants to impress dave or OWN him with the slam battles. I don't get why people ignore it and just go to the smoochy smoochy parts of their dynamic. but that is only my perspective. I think they are cute in many ways.Tavros comes like the pushy one in the dream bubbles mean while dave just wants to be mopey all the time. I dont remember how they interacted after in act6 so idk How or If they ever got more friendship moments. I like to think they are FriendEnemies with a evident attraction from Tavros part. Even that is like, mostly physical I guess? I dont remember Tavros lovin dave, Just being kinda suggestive and flirting.hmm much to think.
Dave and Tavros is so much better than Davekat
>>154888786
>>154888809I don't like any ship where Dave is happy, Davekat just gets shoved in my face the most.
>>154888591>implying he would want moreIf you analyze Eridan's flushed crushes you will quickly notice Roxy is literally a woman of his dreams and the best part is that Eridan is likewise a man of her dreams so unlike every other evvil femoid wwhore that spurned this sensitivve young man's advances Roxy might actually find both his sad attempts at courting her and his broody melodramatics endearing
>>154888786i think both davekat and s'mores pair are silly things that should not be taken too seriously but appreciated in a bubble. both of them have sick hot smut and fanfics/fanworks and their dynamic is funny and friendly enough to fan stuff. canon davekat is kinda lukewarm to be honest. Fan stuff>>>>>Canon. My motto.IN CANON i prefer them as friends or doing flirty stuff.
>>154888845>t. Bro
>>154888715you think when we see the deltitrus trio they will be diferent or pretty much the same in appearence?
>>154888900I hate Dirk more than Dave. Kill all Striders.
>>154888925I know you hate yourself man but you should learn some self improvement exercises. This self loath stuff is not healthy.
>>154888617>tavros has kinda of a rivality with dave? i suppose. since he always seems like he either wants to impress dave or OWN him with the slam battles.I've been thinking about it recently and my impression is that this was a comically shitty and failed parallel to Rose vs Kanaya. The girls initially had an antagonistic dynamic and kept verbally sparring before gaining each other's respect and ultimately falling for each other. You can see a similar dynamic here, with the difference is that this enemies-to-lovers development was entirely on Tavros' side because at no point Dave was actually interested in putting up with Tavros' overtures, so whatever this two could have had was doomed from the outset. Even so this preemptively aborted romantic arc was not a total waste of time because it told us a bit about Tavros' romantic preferences
>>154889043yuueep.
>>154889070so like. I'm kinda stupid. What Tavros likes in someone? I don't see much overlapping in the past romances of him (<>Gamzee, <3Vriska, <3?Dave) Besides like, Both Gamzee and Dave enjoying Slam Poetry/Rap stuff.
I think im going to do a few text only chapters for the prospitcest fic, and also use some of the sketch assets i have had built up. I wanna fill out the time between major dramatic chapters. because while the most interesting story beats for me are John and Jade arguing, or otherwise struggling, i don't want that to be all there is, you need the time where they are chilling to get when they are beefing.
>>154889091Hussie in the commentaries talked about "persona alchemy", according to which Homestuck characters are made up of more elementary bits that are shared and reused in various combinations to build new character. This obviously includes classes and aspects, but isn't limited to them, as for example Sollux and Dave have this "cool glasses guy living in a block" thing, Jade, Nepeta and Calliope are green fandomite furfag girls and so onNow anon, focus: Tavros was into Vriska and seemingly also into Dave(early Kanaya-style), so his ideal partner, a person he would go crazy for in the flushed quadrant, would apparently be someone who has some traits shared with Dave and some shared with Vriska. Is there anyone like that in the cast?
>>154889146>to be hone2t ii dont 2ee any diiference, everythiing feel2 and look2 exactly the 2ame.
>>154878752Homerstuck is highly satanic because it has trolls aka DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>154889529how is it working if he has the blandest expression on his face
i have a crush on a anon but i wont tell!
>>154889598you've fallen for his coolkid facade, you can see him blushing right there
Ellith Marriage. She will carry me bride style.
>>154889229.......OOOOOOOOOH.well that is kinda evil because Its Barelly there and it hurts my heart to even think about it...also you can just say to me because I need writed confirmation, that im not reaching out like a schizo.
>>154889727ok i think its equius.
>>154890008or gamzee but he never responded to his redroom invitation. so i really dont know.equius and tavros always felt like a big and little brother dynamic in canon to me.
>>154889727>>154890008>>154890008Anon, pleaseDave(Strider the cool irony rapper guy) && Vriska(badass fighter that gets shit done and tries to run the show) = Dirk
>>154890041oh. OH. sorry man I'm so fucking stupid. you are right.
>>154890059Don't worry anon, it's probably your first time working with this esoteric block building bullshit, a bit of practice with other characters and their crushes and you should get a hang of it in no time.Or you could also imagine Tavros having atrocious rap-offs with Squarewave while Dirk watches, these two guys watching pokemon anime and other animated shows together and other funny and cute shit like that.
>>154890171you already told me a long ago about the dirk/tavros dynamic but i forgor. i have even saved the big texts of it. Tavros and Dirk would like to watch shit like mega XLR. Has a little bit of what each one likes. Dirk would love the emotional attentive company of Tavros too.
>>154890178>The horseman who was cucked to death.
>>154889656Feferi Hussie looks like she has a giant caveman brow
>>154890178I want to keep him.
Do you think Equius can bust it down sexual style?
>>154889229>"Jade, Nepeta and Calliope are green fandomite furfag girls">Dave had a thing for Jade>meanwhile Nepeta was crushing on Karkat the red knightAkwetebros, we won.
>>154890211no anon, gamzee being plotdeviced into being able to kill him inst cucking
>>154890324>implying this is about GamzeeHe was getting BRUTALLY KEKOLDED in that scene by having to HELPLESSLY WATCH as his crush HUGGED another guy
>>154889656The ultimate truth of homestuck btw
>>154890378nta but his relation to nepeta was 10x better than whatevr aradia could offer
>>154890370yep pretty much how i see they do. but if I can be honest i prefer Gamzee looking taller and more afeminated but badly kept and karkat looking more manly JUST so enough, but still a angry manlet that is able to dom the clown. there will be never enough gamkar where karkat is topping and i must be the change i wanna see.
>>154890370>tumblryeah speaks for itself
>>154889656you forgot one
>>154890416>whatevr aradia could offerYeah no shit, she would have never bothered with Equius if not for him tinkering with the robot, it was a failed relationship by design
>>154890465Does it mean Lord English is Chara's dad?
>>154890573Chara talks more like Calliope than Caliborn.
>>154890606Sure, but on the other hand>red cheeks/pink cheeks>both described as demons>both only care about murderous rampage and destroying shit
>>154890419it is fascinating to me how often tumblr artists will blog about gamzee being completely irresponsible for murderstuck and beyond because he was being le mind controlled by the puppet, then go on to depict him as a violent rapist anyway. do they not see the hypocrisy in that? lmfao.
>>154890638too be fair, calliope is also kind of a demon, alt calliope is *very* much an unsavory and unhappy person who is more than happy being ruthless. Shit, you can even say that chara and alt calliope have a connection in that both only come back into existence after being killed through the destruction of all things, meant to stand forever in an empty void."You are wracked with a perverted sense of sentimentality" is very much something ALT would say to like Dirk or something.Actually ignore everything i just said because one of my characters very much is a combination of chara and callope (both alt and regular). i cant be showing my hands. hahaha
>>154890197>Dirk would love the emotional attentive company of Tavros too.Don't forget his lack of filter.Remember when Tavros just told Vriska about Rufioh like an idiot without even considering what a bad idea would that be? This kind of accidental emotional openness would be like crack to that connection-starved weaboo fucker.
>>154890370that's literally starsnores lol. or maybe somebody like them.
>>154890693Hehe i think so.
>>154878752I colored that Jane rq from a couple threads ago
obligatory state mandate gamzee gf
>>154890794woah anon :) this looks pretty cool!
ROSE NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD THEY'RE GOING TO CANCEL YOU ON XITTER.
>>154890810god damn this sprite model of her going dark is so good
>>154890794janes milky bosom...
>>154890794>these facesISN'T THERE SOMEONE YOU FORGOT TO ADD???
fan art of... this thing?it?cryptid?
>>154890855i saw the purple text and immeadiately thought picrel was jasprose. fuck my life.
>>154891036Can't blame you
>>154891066did you know she actually slapped rose's ass in the epilogues
>>154891118Kinda based of her ngl
>>154891268the jade that saved the 'rus
its so hot the weather.
>>154890954This quirk? Fully readable
>>154890808Thanks anon : D>>154890855Jane pulls so much throughout the story it’s hard to keep track
Pretty SLEEPY thread today.
>>154891724dirk's intense face on the right is oddly hot in a terrifying way
>>154891527how do you get that multicolor effect all over it?
>>154887665>still larping when korpus is in serious dangerquirked up white woman
Finally finished the reread up to the commentaryPic rel: my honest reaction
>>154892242true and real.