8/8 editionQOTT: which Serket is your favorite?Doomed timeline: >>154930146
FIRST FOR PROSPITCEST
>>154952485>QOTTThe original of course, Vrissy is a close second though. In other news, the tf2 shotgun I named after Vriska has reached 1000 kills today. Synchronicity is craaaaaaaazy like that.
>>154952485For me it's AraneaGod I wish we got to read her full infodump about leprechaun romance.
To ask again. What would you guy's like me to draw for 8/8 today? If you have already suggested something, there is no need to repeat yourself as i have already noted your suggestion, and will decide in a little bit. >>154952485Also of course the original is the superior. Her act 5 act 2 incarnation is the most depth her character ever gets, after that she just gets lamer and lamer.
>birthday is on serket daydon't know how to feel about this
>>154952634Please have sex with me
>>154952605is that your art, because it looks similar
>>154952510thoughts on this, prospitcest anon?
>>154952728yeah, it was actually the first homestuck art i ever drew. i was trying to get the style down so you can see me drawing noses and whatnot. >>154952742very nice, love this artist, wish they drew more.
>11 posts in and no one has mentioned hypnofagPhew
Tangentially retarded to the OP because lol bluebloods but I love fucking Helion, he's probably my favorite member of this caste so far.
I want a Kanaya day.
i like gamzee with bigass hair, like picrel and sometimes even larger. im not sure why, think i might just have a fetish.
>>154952510you know the drill. 1/10 rating
>>154952906eh, a 5. Not into june. the art style is too simple. the more i see of cadetblu the more i roll my eyes. It is either total fluff or super fetishy. See this is the problem with being a picky choosy whore like me. It's amazing that im an artist and can fulfill my own desires but it makes me come off like a total bitch.
>>154952887>fetish on big hair
>>154952887Definitely a fetish, homie. I know more than one person who have the exact same thing.
>>154952906>cadetblu>even worse, cadetblu imitatorshould be an instant -1
>>154952881When would Kanaya day even be? What's supposed to be her number?We know that>Aradia - 0>Tavros - 1 (T1CK, between Aradia and Sollux, Rufioh's quirk)>Sollux - 2>Terezi - 7(H34DS -> 3+4=7, 7 is before 8)>Vriska - 8But there are three trolls between Sollux and Terezi(Karkat, Nepeta, Kanaya) and four numbers(3, 4, 5, 6). Who gets what? Why the FUCK did Hussie switch from zero-based to one-based numbering?
>>154952485Qrd who’s the third girl next to Vriska and Aranea? And who’s the lady next to mindfang?
test
my ip got blocked again. gay ass 4chan.
>>154952926>the more i see of cadetblu the more i roll my eyesits not them and you gave this same artist a 7,5 or more in another drawing
>>154953062Not as well versed in HS artist as i thought, regardless. its just kinda like, idk, im not really into this sort of art anymore. it's just boring to me. kinda like xenopavalia
>>154953032>the third girl next to Vriska and Aranea?Vriska Maryam-Lalonde aka Vrissy from HSBC>And who’s the lady next to mindfang?Lamplady Swansong, a possible Beforan ancestor form of Vriska as shown by Hussie on official shitscord
>>154952685i don't think i have a single thing in common with any of the serkets
>>154953132>Lamplady Swansong, a possible Beforan ancestor form of Vriska as shown by Hussie on official shitscordThat's actually pretty neat.
>>154952906not him but if this is same age then it's cute, if june is older then it's comedy because lol accurate stereotype, if jade is older and just flat then it's based
>>154953071Which one has the biggest body count?>are you talking about kills or sexual partn-Yes
>>154952485>QOTTVriska!
>>154953296jade is definently older in these arts, and also the instigator in the incest at least in these arts if my memory is correct. Remember. Jade should always be drawn bigger than John.
We better get hypnosis scenes in Season 1 of this bullshit. Vibri posted in the HS cord about a successful meeting today, so the Homestuck cartoon is probably going to air before 2030 and I cannot wait any longer than that.
>>154953424hypnosis is a spoiler anon. please wait.
>>154953305Mindfang fucked more people than the 3 others killed and fucked combined.
>>154953424>Vibri posted in the HS cord about a successful meeting today,hasn't she done that like once a week for the past 9 months
>>154953440…technically, you’re right, but that’s never stopped /hsg/ in our past discussions and what I said doesn’t ruin the reveal you’re talking about, so…
>>154953424>so the Homestuck cartoon is probably going to air before 2030Lower your expectation to more reasonable levels so at least you might get positively surprised if that somehow happens
cartoon will release in 2110, thanks
>>154952485>QOTT: which Serket is your favorite?
one thing i am BEGGING for is that they fix dave on the pilot
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25971614-4669-7341
Vrissy owes me sex
>>154952485>QOTTcan't 8eat the og huge 8itch
>>154952485boys like vriska. men like aranea. men with taste go back to loving vriska
Hello you stupid niggersit is i unironcally _Eridan_ I am here to give you a certain chance as a certifed homestuck historian to answer whatever questions you have about homestuck history hopefully your brains will be blown by the sheer horror of the knowledge which you will receive and quit it forever
>>154953543You're in luck
>>154953575the person who drew pb is a goat
>>154953802paying amazon prime to watch homestuck is grim
>>154953797>which you will receive and quit it foreverNigger you can't quit it yourself because of your stockholm syndrome, why do you think others would?
>>154953865Hazbin.
>>154953797If you want to keep promoting your dogshit subreddit buy an ad like everyone else so we can laugh even harder at you
>>154953865paying for any (((subscription service))) for digital product access is grim
>>154953797Here's the apology form fully filled u_u
>>154952510Here's the Big Nepeta. A but basic but I cannot think of anything fanciful for her to be doing. So she's posing.
>>154953797u/_Eridan is bald retard
>>154954225her kitty cats are almost out....
>>154954225I dont remember asking for any big nepeta, but very based drawing regardless. happy to see art. >>154954243Same with you anon, i dont think i have ever complimented you before, but your doodles are awsome!!I wish i could get out of this stupid art block......especially after seeing so many cool requests.
>>154954344this is scary
>>154954344lips too thin
T____T im procastinating so hard in my sewing homework.
>>154953727I don’t see the appeal with Aranea. Even the other less developed Dancesters are just better picks desu
>>154954771She's the only troll who's had her tits commented on in canon so it's easy to imagine that she's got some real fat ones. Personality-wise, though, I kind of got fed up with her when she went rogue.
i dont have much vriska stuff saved ob my phone cuz i honestly dont like her that much.
looking. motivating me....
Love this spider more than you can 8elieve
>>154954771She's a bitch but in a more classy, stylish and calculating way, which is the personality type I dig much more than BPDs
i love oxnard so much soooo sooo muuuuch.
>>154954948Has anyone ever used the idea of Team Sleuth as Prospit's archagents?
>>154955278i wanna say i rememver some mspfa doing that but now im not super sureits deffo a good idea
lole
>>154955317bro said englanders lmao
>>154955317Ah the good old days of retardation enjoyers
>>154955258why?
>>154955371It's correct in this case. "New Englanders" is the term for people from New England, not "New Englishmen."
>>154955419he reminds me of what i fear about myself and others, the worst parts about people and myself. he is blunt, retarded, practical in unnethical ways, lonely and delusional. and yet i love every single little thing about him. i enjoy he likes FLARP, he is a cute nerd about biology and guns, he Wants to make friends and doesn't push away people, he is just off putting (and dangerous)part of me ashamed i loved him on first sight. i know he is bad for me (like pretend he is real im talking as if i was a cartoon in his world) but i can't get enough of him. At the start i was confused at why he has personality disorder, but then in later updates i understood it was a collateral damage of his dire lonely childhood. I don't know if his dream should be taken as 100% true to his past, but by the essense it seems he doesn't like his "other half" much. He is mostly unnawere and ignores what the "other" does and tries to destroy AND IMPROVE the part he disdains. The eye missing and the hand, may had been accidental (and funny enough mirrors vriska's blunders) but i feel like it is a symbolism to how much he... doesn't liie himself? but i put a question mark on it because i don't think he is always aware that of his self hatred, given that he is...? not 100% there fully, allucinations and what not. I love love looooove when he mentions to Korpus that when he dreams he feels like he in control of himself. It is a really interesting thing and may explain Oxnard talking to Sheol in dream what was happening was something he wanted to happen.Omg i just writed a big ass essay. haha. yeah i like him very very very much.
>>154955624
my dream is to be no more than gamzees living cumsock, i want to be leashed and chained to a wall. living off only his semen and nook juice, even urine when the cloun cant contain his bladder. hed ride my dick for hours then cage it up when he finds me getting closer to orgasming, plug my ass and just leave me there. sore, denied and dripping precum, on all fours, drinking his slurry from the bowl he left for me. sometimes hed come in my room, without intent for loveless sex but to use me as a punching bag when hes particularly cranky. beat me so hard i nearly pass out and spit in my face after the fact, but ill still take it all because i hold him so dearly to my heart.
>>154955668anon is a lost cause
>>154955668based based based.
>>154955668BasedEquius canonically said all of this btw
>>154955410Don't forget racism enjoyers
>>154953512>ywn play with aranea boobies while she explains something you aren't really listening to
>>154952819>the sufferers pants only come up to regular pants height#NOTMYSUFFERER
>>154955824I like how Tumblr didn’t call him racist until well after they saw him literally say he was racist.
>>154954344100% chance this is a woman (would)
>>154955637What if the real me is an asshole? Oh wait this is damara talking
i just finished (really badly) my first try in zig zag invisible stitch. im will try again tomorrow. but yeah i learned a lot. i think i will try to find a board where there is beg artisans. if not i can make an artisan general who knows.
>>154956544why does it look..... so muscular.... *sweats*
im freethis means i can draw smut now.
There’s no sweeter karma than ipgd losing her big Webcomic job for her gross sexual content after she invited in waves of leftoids who HATED gross and edgy stuff, and her own had become completely mentally ill and unappealing at that point instead of cool and funny>>154955702No he actually wrote fanfiction of Gamzee if he was an upstanding highblood ruler instead of a stoner. His only fanfiction
How many Insane Clown Posse songs has the average Homestuck actually listened to?
>>154956653nta but “upstanding highblood rulers” definitely still owned sex slaves kek
>>154956718i listened somes in someone stream but i still didnt listened by myself. wich albums do you recommend me?
>>154955410My drill sgt used to call us backward-baboon ass retards back at basic.
would john reach the ultimate self? i dont think he has the balls to do the sacrifice
>>154957150holy shit. this is so fucking hot. aaaaaugh.
>>154957328i dont think he wants or thinks about it but i think he should.
>>154957364john bot or ultimate john?
>>154957328>to do the sacrificeThat isn't really part of it given Rose and Dave, if you realize it your mind's expansion kills your body reguardless. Dirk's method was fairly unique and why he doesn't have to have a robot body on top of it
>>154952534>not permanently unequipping it at 888 killsWell, I guess there's always 8888
>>154957700Yeah that's the plan, maybe after enough time 88888888 kills but I don't even know if that's possible in one lifetime
>>154957654She's just like Candy Jade
>>154957454ultimate john. to ultimate john to happen probably it will need like meat john soul. wich it will need johnbot anyway. so june and john make love. and then boom. ultimate john babieee.
>>154957768what are the pronous then? they them?
>>154957764maybe i should do it. but i wont make jade shapped. i will just put jade themed stuff. like squiddies, plants, atoms, plants...
also guys the pilot soundtrack is in bamdcamp. whatever that means for the future
>>154957792Make it Jade Shaped, let it look upon you as you partake
>>154957787Any/all but i think he prefers to be a silly guy anyway. i think ultimate john will just look both more fit and also more flamboyant. You know like a short haired elf boy. He will look so bishounen. His skin will shine and his body will look more defined... defined ass and chest....
>>154956718I like hokus pocus
>>154957813no i dont wanna. jade doesnt look like she tastes well as cake..
>>154957837That's the great surprise, her taste will be so good you'll want to make it again but then realize it was way too much work so you put it off but then think about it every time you're craving a bit of cake
>>154957922maybe i can try to make jade pancakes you know... like drawing her with pancake's dough! this seems way tastier!
i just writed a huge text about how groomable and exploitable Alan is and how to get him easily but I accidentally refreshed the page. fuck. anyway I want to touch Alan.
>>154958167>pancakes
>>154958275pancakes are the best thing ever easy to make in a pan, taste like cake and you can frost and fill with anything you like ^--^
Ok guys i have made a desicion. Today im not doing any of the requests given to me, because i wanna draw a nice Vriska piece, but instead I will do many of those suggestions tommorow. Feel free to leave more. I may decide to make yours one of many.
>>154958782This with Kanaya and Yiffy?
>>154958782Will this vriska have small boobs? (please say yes)
>>154959638i wont draw her too large no,
>>154959660good.
>>154958810>using motherfucking beercans as rollerskino??
I'd make love to Aranea every day
>>154960108>eating chalk soundssounds like it could give me a boner, i will have my future partner do this…
Who is the audience for HS2?I just can't wrap my head around it. I dropped it very early on but it really did not feel like HS
>>154960826Me.
>>154960826NewgensThere are entire groups of people who only know about the series from the ships and have no idea there was a whole series involving them that ended badly
>>154960826People who want to fuck Nymphs and or Satyrs
>>154961016>People who want to fuck NymphsPretty much this. The new kids have literally been the best part of the story so far and Lylac and the yaoi girl are certified baddies
>>154960826Recently this new act by the new team has felt more snappy, energetic, and FUN on almost every update in a way that HS2 never was.Sue me for enjoying it.
>introduce a new cast of characters with no baggage>suddenly the story starts picking up in quality
>>154961201Taken too soon
>>154961309she's probably gonna get revived somehow
>>154956718Nowadays probably zero, but years ago everyone has at least partially listened to miracles because of the fucking magnets meme
>>154957901I understand the reference but imo Heart colors would work better than pink here while still conveying the same vibeCute Nepetas either way
>>154961309It's Homestuck there's a million ways to bring back characters, you don't even need the stupid ring Vriska wanted so bad.You can time travel a new Ly'lac from 2 seconds before she died with a time player, you ecto clone her with a perfect copy of her brain with a mind player, you can use life powers on her if you put her corpse in a modus for later, you can alchemize a revive potion using a process of bullshit like how you can make anything using it.There's a million ways to do it.WHICH MAKES IT BULLSHIT THAT NEPETA, FEFERI, ERIDAN, EQUIUS, GAMZEE, AND TAVROS (Gctavrosprite doesn't count, no sprites count except for davesprite) ARE JUST DEAD FOREVER.
>>154956718I've only listened to Piggy Pie, Great Milenko, and Hokus Pokus myself. Shit's fun but I'm more into Rock and Ska.I like Gamzee and clowns though.
>>154957901Maddie Mewmew is a valid troll name.
>>154960882I refuse to believe this until someone posts screenshots that will make me suicidal
HERE WE GO!!!! Depression has been kicking my ass. sorry guys. this is all i could muster today. but...i feel better, not as much art block. tommorow i can do all of your doodles, and then color this one in!!!! Have a good night vriska lovers. I only missed 8/8 by an hour for me ;)lovingly,prospitcest lover.
i accidently posted the one without horns, ill post the better one tommorow. ok good night for real.
>>154961836>>154961843No problem, it's still a great celebratory picGood night anon, sleep well!
Another day another exercise in moving punctuation around in my fic writing
what does dirk deserve
>>154962521sex with roxy.
roxy detransition arc
>>154962521To get institutionalized
this is the nefarious shit you guys make karkat eat.
>>154962521Euthanasia
>>154961352for sure, I'm hoping ly'lacbot will be a thing. i hope she becomes a robot.
>>154962521to find jesus
>>154962657i hope tc is the one to revive ly'ly
>>154962636I'd rather make Kankri eat this while adding it's completely natural that cold hues are above warm ones.
>>154963057it gets worse!!!!
>>154963057>deletedWhy tho
do vampires drink their own blood?
Is Ly'lacbot moe?
>>154963533Yes.
>>154952846Who ? Wtf is hypnofag
>>154958782aradia creeping out dave
>>154964049Where the fuck is this mutigga's nose?
>>154964049S-Signless-kun...
>>154961054SEX WITH DEL'FI
why on homestuck theres a lot more, lets say "deadove" content then something like deltarune despite being so much smaller
>>154964606like half of the main cast are related to each other + majority of character to axtually gaf about are underage + it was established long before performative fujos actually gave a fuck
>>154964596source?
>>154964606I'm pretty sure undertale has way more of that stuff than either of these two
i just did some masterpiece. also putting here so i can save when i get home lol.
>>154965012pick up the pencil then anon
>>154965012>the heavens and the gallows vs hell
*S-Sniff*Reminder t-to you assholes that homestuck l-lost totally...
>>154965012you should see the way i draw characters, you would never wanna pick up homesmut again after that.
>>154965168Those are huge fucking fins
>>154965012peak vs peak
>>154965012this anon is kind of right because the only people who draw lolisho in the homesmut community are egbertlover and cadetblu or some variation on their art style. AKA, overly simple blob characters with 0 anatomy. All the decent smut of that type has been drawn by artists who are not apart of the "homesmut" community. But also anon dont be lame. Pinups of scantily clad trolls is only interesting for so long.
i drew something cringe.
>>154965243stop bullying me WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
oh hey look here's another old drawing.
>>154965331You can see Rose's mommy issues in full display here
>>154964596did you draw this? very good job if so.
>>154965331Tall As fuck Kanaya. Hell yes <3<3<3boobs are the height of your face...
>>154965362who did that to him :( ?
hit me with that 3 day i dont even care anymore
>>154964910A cute Oxnard is best Oxnard
>>154965472nooooooyoull destroy us all
>>154965472HER COCK IS SO FUCKING SEXY.
You anons are way too horny. Why.
>>154965648too be fair, while not very sexually charged on an artistic level (for the most part) The text itself is *very* sexual in nature. to the point where the fandom being so perverse is kind of the expected outcome. Or at least i would say that if HS TWT wasn't so puritanical they ignore all of that because they cant handle it.
>>154965648estrus cycle.
Finished this yesterday
>>154965915Wonderful stuff, I love what you did with Sollux's face, nice detail
>>154965915this is amazing anon!!!
>>154965915amazing shit anon.
Random question, but is any OC posted on /hsg/ ever uploaded to the booru? Plenty of that stuff simply is too good to be lost to the passage of time.
>>154966033to my knowledge i havent seen any being posted. i certainly havent posted any of my stuff there.
>Tavrosfags
oh its slop
>>154965941>>154965961>>154965992Thanks fellas!! I’m also trying to figure out Equius
>>154966419so cuuuute. I should try to draw him too...
>>154966033there is some ocs/fantrolls on mspabooru and some links go back to 4chan. the only gallery i know of hsg themes smut is on exhentai. but besides that. nope. no ocs gallery for hsg only
>>154966221youre a freak too because you took the screenshot in the first place
>>154966221tell dis guy to do this to any of the humans (except jake because i think doing it to jake would just be retreading old ground, he's too tavroslike), i want to see lobotonugget dave or dirk or something
>>154966813>dirki sadly have the perfect image for this
>>154966813
i really hope cherry's personality isn't always being a asshole to everybody.
old johnkat doodle
>>154966670The fact anon was looking at it means he was a Tavrosfag too, which only proves his point about Tavrosfags being degens
>>154966994i hope this doesnt bother you but i would love if you drew some karezi!
making characters do the most implausible thing in universe: hitting the gym.
>>154966994Left Karkat kinda looks like he's wearing glasses
>>154966836>>154966874i've seen this image already, now turn it into a chatbot for my amusement
>>154966813why limit it to just the humans? lobotonugget gamzee has never been done before (as far as i know) and he kind of deserves it.
>>154967269too many things have been done to gamzee at this point, i do not want to see the clown any morewouldn't mind seeing it done to vriska though
>>154967215what would be the point? talk? its lobotomized. fuck? it has no arms and legs.
>>154967350its still got a dick and anus. thats all that matters
>>154967215Don't, lets I have to use the Jade persona on him.
*taps mic* ahem- tonguing lalonde bussy
>>154968393ross lalonde is cute
>>154968393He'd roast you for being stuck at the anal stage of libidinal development as you do it
>>154964049Why are homestuck artists obsessed with long mid-faces?
>>154967158once i finish my course i will do the same. im tired of being a whale (slightly over weight)
what makes eastern euro artists different from other homestuck artists?
>>154969016just how many times have you posted this exact image?
>>154969016anon that is the fourth time you had posted fat fuck jane and horny jade with a boner image in the hsg thread.
>>154968623he cant roast me if hes too bussy moaning like a bitch
>>154969093
>>154964596CARNAL RAGE
>>1549691023 times, this being the 3rd actually. Bring me more JadeJane and I can post other images of it since that person has like none I can post here
>>154955624Hehe same except not with the ‘nard
>>154969120
>>154969166ox and frankie are two sides of the same coin to me. you cant choose one and ignore the other... me thinks. if you are enfatuated with one side you will have to deal with the other one eventually too.double feature in one package if you will..im glad i like them both hah.
What are /hsg/‘s thoughts on makaracest?
post swiss
>>154969120hehehe her name is literally Number Three. that is the joke. Sugoi Desuuuu.
>>154969214More of a full Highblood and Maenad enjoyerKurloz is for fucking fat cat ass afterall
>>154969214If there is fewer than 100 THERE SHOULD BE MORE!!
>>154969162*sighs* okay.
let me post this before i forget and go back to my business.
I can't wait for when Jack finally gets a skin
Finally colored it in! Sorry for my slow work, ill get started on the requests soon. Hope you enjoy!!
>>154969430looks so beautiful!
>>154969430very nice
>>154969212>double featurediick2
>picrel semi-relatedsometimes i go to other generals and i get kinda jealous. like more activity, more thread artists and more popular. and this is not even the general's fault its just that the fandom is bigger.its like looking at a different world that i cant enter. but i like it in here, i like homestuck and i would be a completely different person without it. so i stay.
>>154970103also kris needs to take that shirt and glasses because they are not that type of guy lol
>>154969977i was talking about his double personality. this may surprise you but i rarelly think about the fact that Ox probally has 2 dicks, like he has bifurcated tongue. I probally should since i have the most disgunting hots for him. But i dont. I'm a hand/tongue fetishist type of freak after all. I dont even think about... PiV with him... idk why that sounds scary considering the chronological horrors of the story unroling in my head.
>>154970103the undertale general sucks from my experience but...i get you man. I really do. It's why i try my best to make lots of art and provide for the community. Because, this is the only homestuck community that isn't insufferable. At least to me,
>>154969214my thoughts are that you need to link the full pic of this
>>154970126i was about to say the same thing. kris resembles more john/gamzee/in themes and interests (likes pranks and plays piano and RPs like nepeta, also he is silly and created characters like Jevil and Aqua in the game with Asriel) rather than dirk strider of all characters.
>>154970103I don't feel that way with like, artists and what not because there's already plenty people here who draw and are pretty good, like >>154965915 for example, but I feel you for everything else. It'd be nice if there was a bit more activity.
>>154970147https://files.catbox.moe/aqx24q.jpeg
>>154952510I love your art ! Thanks you for drawing prospitcest !
>>154970139>I love him for his amazing personality
what do i do if im a real deal loser? i have jerked off in the past two days 13 times and i havent brushed my teeth in like half a day. im ruining my life.
>>154970140i meant the delta gen, to be specific
>>154970536funny you say that because before the dream sequence and his interaction with oficus and korpus he was just a character to be meme'd with. but yeah im kinda delulu and i like him as a character too.i legit wished you could talk to me about it but it seems like you just want to joke about it and make passive mocking replies. that is quite boring. repetitive. but that is fine i can just keep posting my stuff in here as usual. even tho i'm talking to a wall.
>>154970623you should improve your hygine and atop jerking off so much anon. this is bad for you.
>>154970646Ok. I also have my own little blorbo i love. But I don’t have anything to add lol>>154970623Realize you arent special and if youre rock bottom you can always go up. Try finding things to do irl outside your house that way theres less time to be tempted to rot
>>154970695wow i didnt know about that anon
>>154970745>Ok. I also have my own little blorbo i love. But I don’t have anything to add lolthat is ok. i'm just glad you are in the same zone as me too.
>>154970786to be honest. sometimes i go 3 days without brushing my teeth, because i forgor. so im being quite a hypocrite in this advice. Maybe do what you can in your time and keep trying harder a lil bit in the next day to keep a healthy routine!
>>154970796You have no ideaAbsolutely no idea
why dont we talk about our favourites as fave example>i want fave to be amputated
>>154970841>i want aradia to be amputated and i want to scissor her nugget body
>>154970822I think I do anon *snifs* i think i do.....
>>154970623holy shit and I felt bad because I used to jerk off once every day.
>>154970841Then someone might think i want john or rose amputated when i specifically want it to be dirk and you need to know this
>>154970865what if you want fave to be misterious/annonymous and stuff. thats why you say fave
>>154970841>i want Oxnard to be loved and cozy between my arms's embrace.>i want to mom around Gamzee and Equius>i want Dad Egbert to say that he is proud of me
>>154970861okay johny egberto
>gamzeefag that desperately wants him to dom me>sweaty to the point where its a problem and i have to bring a towel with me everywhere >like making things as much as i like breaking them im like a few points off from being equius bros
I think Hiveswap would be better if it had the quality and writing of Garten of Banban
>>154969219thats fave right there
>>154970931do you like horses and robots by any chance too?you are 50% equius atp
okay guys, new idea. only say the characters first letter of their nameexample>D needs to have their wrist roped and then beat until i feel mercy for them
it was good before. why change the rules last second for? i have nothing to hide.
>>154970861>I used to jerk off once every day.That’s what I’m doing right now
>>154963533why would a robot need shoes
>>154971057cuz it looks like lyly.
>>154970931what's your opinion on milk
>>154970964that already enough is obvious thus why i didnt mention itstill 2 points off though..
>>154970335>double pen shouta 3-wayHOLY
>>154971120best when sourced ethically
>>154970623You just keep being you. Keep jerking off to your hearts content
>>154970931You arent half the racist i am poser
Why did they make lily that way. Damn brat.
>>154970623This doesnt have to be the real you. Dont define yourself by your flaws or youll build a fortress of folly
>>154970500THANK YOU SO MUCH :))) that makes me so happy to hear :)
>>154971365So that you want to correct her
>>154971365lily is for monogamy, marriage, loyalty and adoration first and foremost. also i want her to be mean to me for no reason because she needs to get off some steam.
>>154971274>>154971366i have conflicting thoughts if this is me or not
>>154970646i would like to talk about this character that you love so much
>>154971463ok! i think i said more than enough about my viewpoints tho! what do you like about him?
>>154971422Lily is a lesbian but also very clearly a bottom so she is for brutal yuri ryona
>>154971521:/ anon how could you misintrept so much this cute little chuddete that is lily? she clearly is the type of girl to be a dom switch that beats the shit out of you! and then tell it is your fault for scaring her for looking at her weird.
>>154971505i like how amgry and how hard he beats his grub self
>>154971613still for brutal yuri ryona, just not on the receiving end
>>154971629hmm i see. why do you choose to likd this part in specific? do you get something out of his self hatred or there is something more to it? desu i that is just some aspect of him and that happened. but that is not what i like about him. makes me worried. empathetic about him.
>>154971668i dont like ryona that much but i do like spanking. so... i kinda agree.
>>154971711>doesnt like ryona>likes the character that was literally built for itmake it make sense
>>154971673thats interresting because hes not really suicidal. maybe he hates the way he was born as a grub and thats pretty interesting on why and what happened
I wish there were a much easier description for Jade's electric bass and its advanced mode, I kinda wish Jade also made herself a new one and learned to play advanced mode on her own since she's got powers and a tail to help now
>>154962521dave's ass
>>154971761you would have to need 5 hands to play that thing
>>154962521He deserves the Dave pilot treatment if he ever shows up in the animated show
>>154971753uhum really good analysis. i never thought about it that way but it is pretty apparent now.
>>154971789Through space powers she could use it
>>154971789Enter!!!!
>>154971803say psyche rn or we kill you
>>154971789Not if you have the powers of space or are a genius, both of which Jade was and still somehow is. She can hit keys with space, strum with space, or just make a new robot to do it like she used to.Jade's brain is massive just like space and dick+knot, John confirmed this one
>>154971752im just not like that anon.... i want to abuse alan-kun. not lily.....i dont like to hurt girls that much.
>>154971851what did alan do to you besides being groomable
>>154971837given how they grow, ironically she'd possibly struggle because of the way it has to be held and how the dominant hand has to be angled just to play. I don't actually remember how effectively she can move each new set of fingers apart from the others
>>154971837does this mean she can grow a massive girl cock
>>154971885he is hot af and has a nice ass and the way he looks is literally asking for it.anon imagine if you where friend with him. same age range. he was nice to you. he is also kinda of a lonesome with helicopter parents. you are the only other boy his age around and also frequents the same places in the suburds. you are both gay fags. anon i swear to god. imagine him kneeling in front of you in a abandoned level of a building smiling and all giddy as you unzipp your pants.this is the type of shit i have to deal with when i think about alan anon.please understand this is what he did to me.
>>154971965but of course. did you forget about the squid massive tenta dicks? record size.
hope you are all having a good night. I have been doodling that one kanaya prompt. i havent drawn her enough at all.
>>154971973l-lewd…
>>154971973>imagine him kneeling in front of you in a abandoned level of a building smiling and all giddy as you unzipp your pants.go on....
Feel her might
>>154972379god i love jade, i need to draw her more.
>>154972379Jade is great
>>154972379I kinda miss when she used to tie reminder strings to her fingers
What year did Hussie’s dad die and what’s the evidence?
>>154972470When your mind ascends beyond all natural bounds with green sun, dog, and all things space and reality, the need for reminders really becomes obsolete. especially when vriska stops giving you narcolepsy, not to mention the packages from the future when you where a baby and some guy called john sends you a shirt and pumpkin seeds
>>154972545 She deserved better but at least she came out fine in the end
>>154972545she ditched the rings as a whole way before going dogtier. it was when she woke up from her nightmare
>>154972770shes a big girl now. shes gotta lose her childhood stuffs.
Your thoughts on troll boys?
>>154972878Also known as Troys?
>>154972878very shotatastic. i need them in my life. MY favorites are candybloods.
>>154972878Owes me sex
>>154972878THEY MAKE MY DICK SO GODDAMN HARD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK
>>154972955>dubsIt's true.
I want her on my face.
>>154958810Why is this man kind of cunty?
I shall one day play and understand the genesis project, partially cause some guy on Reddit is making a 3D one or something
Turning Nepeta into a coat and lying in Nepeta. Falling asleep and hilariously acting like a cat as she rushes me about the hive trying to escape this horror
ITS SO WINDY TODAY A BIRD WAS JUST FLUNG INTO MY WINDOW I ALMOST SHIT MYSELF
>>154973489Let him in bro, he's trying to slide you a copy of the game. You're going to miss your chance!
>>154973489i hate this stupid genre of images
>>154973489I love this stupid genre of images
>>154973577I hate this stupid genre of anon.
>>154973237Its fun for an hour or two with friends. Theres just nothing to do and no gameplay depth after you enter
>>154973642truth, haven’t touched in so long since i haven’t had a friend in years but the funnest part of the game was when all the bugs would cause stupid shit to happen and fling you everywhere. also i guess the workshop had some cool starter homes too
>>154973642There were a few updates recently(this year) they seemed to have added at least some enemies.tbf I don't expect there to be much for too long other than just blind grinding because it's based on sburb, a game we really never didn't get sidetracked on during the comic and they are trying to make a semi authentic experience meaning they are gradually going to reach that early point where a lot of the game is grining to climb the ladders till god tier and then ...? They have to proceed to make an LE or final boss, actual dynamic ai to factor in all the options they've given even now, and so on. For me, the appeal is just going to be dicking around in the obtuse way things are and learning it for fun and making a little character to do it all since I can't really draw mostly a just an idea or D&D person where I act like a violent maniac with unhinged but very effective plans for some reason, like I have somehow succeeded in 90% of my outlandish gambles in sessions its a fun side idea since we will never get a real HS game. On that note, I would still love one, even an ARPG or Rouge-like kinda like RoR where you get to select one of the kids or trolls would work, we can't even get a shitty roblox asym or battlegrounds game, only pursuit core cause of Jack and like 2 skins(one of Jade and Equius)The experience itself is why I end up playing stuff like Big walk, A short hike, Rain World, or even NITW.
>>154973577I don't know who you are or what you want but you need to stop being mean to me right now.
>>154969219I want to abuse himI'm like anti-Hussie because horses piss me off
>>154969430>prospitcestfag can make even Vriska look moeImpressive
>>154973822I am assuming this is a compliment, in which cause i say thank you!!!Sometimes i worry that i make everything look too simple and cutsey to the point it looks lame or boring. But if you like it than i must be doing something right.
>>154969430Looking good. Neat blue lighting
>>154973880thank you very much anon! I will be sure to draw more for these threads. I have begun fufilling requests from the forums. idk how many i will do, but i think it will be fun! I also apologize for some of the sloppier elements of it. (especially the nasty artifacts on the outlines of vriska.) This is my first "real" drawing in like a month, so its a bit rusty.
>>154973900I hope I can make something that good one day
>>154973921man....just 2 years ago anon, i was (You) man. I couldn't draw a straight line or a circle. I thought (fuck, i *still* think.) "Man, I'll never be like those other artist guys. I just dont got the stuff"But, there was things i always wanted to do. Not really to impress people, but to just see my own vision i guess. I really do believe in you anon. I believe in all anons who aspire to become artists who draw cool stuff. Let's all get better together :)
>>154974071were all gonna make it bros :)
>>154970646Moon are you seriously gooning over your own fucking character. What level of LARP is this?
>>154969313what the dirk doin
>>154953797Put on the dress lil nigga, I need some bussy and Im bricked up rn
>>154974181Being behead
>>154970103I know what you mean but at the same time we have an incredibly low schizo and shitposter activity. Sure, we could say it'd be better if the general was 2-3 times faster but compared to late /hsg/'s tripfag dramas or modern 4chinz's generals and ongoing threads being either angry tardfests or victims of seething mods and jannies(as /hsg/ used to be and /v/'s deltarune threads are now) it really feels like a breath of fresh air
>>154970623>i have jerked off in the past two days 13 timesLord of Void-sama...
>>154970989There are like three characters for this which fits and each of them is an equally plausible option
i saw this guy and his dog named eridan in a game today and thought of you guysi don't know who's who these days, is spongefan still a thing outside of the banner post
>>154952485>8/8>no huge 8itch voreSLACKING
>>154974776yeah i get it. but theres also the benefits to being popular. like, they have cosplayfags. do you know how crazy i would go for like a john cosplayfag?TOU DONT
>>154974857Hey another warframe player, I have a Smeeta Kavat named Nepeta lol
>>154974924>not naming it Nepeeta
>>154971837Is this a yume nikki reference or am I looking too much into it?
>>154972379I wish the instrument bit with beta kids never got dropped, it would give us some real great character-focused music
>>1549725262014https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/gazettenet/name/andrew-hussie-obituary?id=18554234
>>154973577
>>154973642Wow it's really like your average mspfa sburbventure!
>>154952485Lamplady Swansong is easily my favorite.
>>154974974Kino, 1S TH1S YOU is where homestuck peaked artistically
>>154974959Jade still canonically plays both flute and Bass Guitar, just not her old Bass and the new one isn't shown to have the whole advanced mode either
>>154974974hehe
>>154974167i'm not him.
why does people think im him. can this be the ultimate kinning stage? kinning so hard the main char you become the creator? (joking)btw i just woke up good morning homestuckies.
>>154974167Out of all characters if i was to goon over my own character, it wouldnt be oxnard lol
>>154975484yeah, becuase you'd goon to mallum aboviously.
who you gonna call?
>>154975532The best buster known to all of human history who doesn't even need to bust ghosts
>>154975484Gotta get back on the normal pills im actually losing it ok i get it. you dont know about your brazilian alter ego. you can fool yourself but you cant fool me
>>154975544enough
>>154975513This
Hello. I read Homestuck years ago and loved to discuss it but after the ending I eventually stopped following.Did anything happen since then?
>>154975616Everyone is dead and raped, Lord English won in the epilogues.
>>154975616Dirk has been writing Jade fanfiction about her conquest to make an full planet of Jade's bloodline with another of John's
>>154975616Jade and Rose had a kid, nothing else is worth mentioning.
>>154972878sex with young emo boy trolls
>>154975616Lot's of soap opera shit nobody cares about happened but now there's also a planet with two species made by Dirk and Rose
i love ellith sm.
ugly baby trolls
>>154975982karkat is a beautiful cute baby grub!!!
>>154975982pic unrelated
>>154975964whats she playing?
>>154952645The only CANON Eridan I accept. All others are misinterpretations. Hussie doesn't know his shit.
>>154976282equius showed her how to play troll beethoven
>>154952485what's vrissy like? she seems cute
>>154975616thre was a continuation thats still on going and an show thats partialy in the making
>>154975616nothing ever happens. but now we have beyond canaon revamp, Omegaverse horse boys and Stupidy sexy squid girls. so it is fun. also art got better. there is FINALLY S Pages.by the way just so you know there is horse gamzee+equius chimera and i want him carnally/for marriage.
ou shiit
>>154977296Sis strider can do anything with me btw
>>154977095Vriska, but better (deragatory)
>>154977282>by the way just so you know there is horse gamzee+equius chimera who?
>>154977303this is not even sis this is just dirk anon.
Good morning /HSG/ How are you all doing this morning. My works ac broke. So I'm currently trying not to die of heat stroke. But honestly my phone is overheating faster than I am. Hahaha. At least I have tons of Gatorade.
>>154977095sadly most of her exposition time she got almost no personality besides a mention of her being a influencer, be girlfriend of harry anderson and kismesis of tavvy crocker. just recently she got more of a fun time now they are playing sburb with the delta kids. she is like if Vriska never was a prick bully and backstabber to others but everything else stayed the same. she is also Ly'Ly favorite troll and Del'fi draws the BC comic happenings and post online (she belongs to the meat timeline, and is friends with the candy timeline kids) Like Alpha rose used to write about the act6 beta timeline in her book. jesus what a mess i know.
>>154977327god damn DIRK IRL LOOKS LIKE THAT?AWOOOOGA.
>>154977362She always gave me the "tough girl" vibes. With her masculine clothes and whatnot. Is she a fake tough girl like Susie Deltarune or is she hard core for real.
>>154977362sorry my mistake, only TC on deltritus talks with the delta candy kids. Ly'lac mostly talks with Vrissy only as far I can remember. Del'fi never talked with any of the candy kids? yep 90% positive about it.
>>154977380nah she is not a "tough girl" like susie. Susie has aggressive personality because she has huge insecurity and low self steem. Vrissy has a normal (and a lil too high) self steem like Vriska herself. She is just more reasonable that is all.
>>154977314look at this cute girl(MALE). She is the planner of the the sburb session on deltritus, a freak, and resembles gamzee/equius/jade. How to not love him.. its been a year and only a silhouette of him was revealed.
TC falling asleep in my lap and giving me a chance to do ANYTHING i want with him.
>>154977380>”masculine clothes”>mini skirt with a chained belt, layered shirt and leggingslmfao
>>154977427the use of pronouns in this post makes me really horny
>>154977403Nta but isn't it kinda funny how a version of Vriska finally solidified her spot as part of the main kid group. Idk man. It's just like so lame to me. The omega kids are kinda lame to me anyway. Especially tavvy. Tho I had fun making a green text fanfic of Kanaya fucking hin to get back at rose/infiltrated the Crocker family.
>>154977452>ends up giving headpats and monitoring their sleep
>>154977452god this reminds me of all the gamzee rape posts from way way back when
>>154975616Nothing but garbage nobody in particular cares about, while Hussie basically destroyed everything out of sheer incompetence.
>>154977517aww. im not gonna rape him. silly billy.>>154977485this anon gets it.
>>154977296she looks like she'll fuck up your life real good
why didn't bro or condy molest me as a kid? was I not hot enough?
>>154978678Why the fuck would anyone type this, even facetiously?
>>154978678you can always get molested later in your life. if you wish for it.
>>154978678Why the fuck would Condie molest you? Who the fuck do think you are and do you really believe you can even begin to compete with Mark Twain himself? Get real nigger.
>>154953575doc scratch pls clean up the random lines over people's art!
Today’s self portrait
>>154977348Woke up late again. But its fine so whatever. Contemplating my stupid priorities and psychotic obsessionsI don’t like what I’m doing with my life
The Huss speaks:Finally made some canonical class symbols for anyone who considers these useful. In the comic, I only came up with aspect designs, because those were the symbols that appeared on the shirts. Classes were represented by the outfit designs, so they never seemed to need symbols. Still, as people speculated on classpecting and developed the ideas in their fanworks, class symbols started to seem like a missing piece of the lore. The first image here is a better presentation of the crude-looking class pairing list I posted in an earlier Q&A. Again note that classes appear in the list linked as active/passive pairs, with an odd exception to the pattern, putting both witch/sylph fully on the active side, and maid/heir fully on the passive side.
>>154979514The next image is a series of simple icons I came up with for each class pair, in this order: witch/sylph: witch hatprince/bard: scepterthief/rogue: daggerknight/page: swordmage/seer: eye staffmaid/heir: abstract wavy shape, denoting malleability (it's basically John's hood)lord/muse: skull on pike
>>154979524But these icons aren't meant to fully convey the classes alone. Instead they're treated more like "spokes" in radial designs which form a circle, so as to enclose an aspect symbol in the middle. That way the class and aspect can become a fully self-contained symbol.Here's what they look like in radial form. The active ones are black, the passive ones are white. Also, the more active of the pair uses positive space to display the icons pointing outward. The more passive of the pair uses negative space, showing the icons pointing inward, cutting the shapes into the solid circle. Note that because the list has the two odd pairs, witch/sylph and maid/heir, it was necessary to have both an outward/inward-pointing logic, and a black/white logic. Both witch/sylph are black, and both maid/heir are white, yet both also have inward/outward-pointing icon pairs.
>>154979537To show examples of what they look like when you combine them with aspects, here are the classpect combos for all major Homestuck characters.Transparent PNGs of the circles are on the Discord, where these were originally posted. Don't wanna post them all one by one.
>>154979554haha these look like the sperm reaching the egg
>>154979554the symbols arent really distinctive enough for the wheel aspect to be good shorthand but its interesting design
>>154979602the space and heart ones look so cool
>>154979554ooh these are cool. somewhat indistinct from eachother though
>>154979514>>154979524>>154979537>>154979554I somewhat respect the vision of these symbols, but i feel they are too simple. And especially in radial form are rather indistinct. I have seen fan interpretations modifying the aspect symbol itself to be themed to the class. And while that is a bit muddy as well, i think that is much more of a way to display each class. I'd give it a 7/10 for design.
>>154979580the rogues definitely look like this to me, pregnant nep and roxy… hnng
what did you guys think of today's sburb.exe?
>>154979580almost certainly on purpose, considering skaia
>>154980346I dont think
old kk doodle from old whiteboard. i still like it
>>154980734hmm imagine glazing honey in this choke ball and putting back on karkat's mouth.
>>154980346i liked it very much. I wish kiki had said all those things to their sister.
i like ourple characters... yes very much...
making patterns from real life size bodies for sewing is so fucking hard guys. my brain is mush. im dumb... i want to sleep forever...
>>154979580Well duh, Homestuck is all a myth of cosmic impregnation
>>154980734My pp likes it too
>>154980864If highbloods are so great why arent there ourplebloods???!
>>154979514>>154979524>>154979537>>154979554That's neat and all but also STOP BLUEBALLING US HUSSIE AND DROP THE VERBS FOR THE CLASSES ALREADY YOU SONUVABITCH
Is this man mysterious to you?
>>154981380He just like meretarded clown manchild
>>154979554Why does the heir symbols look like some agartha shit?
>>154981481you are insanely brainrotted anon
>>154981508What is the significance of Agartha to the kind of person you’re trying to insult? I like paranormal stuff, but I never read about Agartha.
>>154981481You mean the Black Sun? That's probably why Hussie made it white.
>>154981545it just doesnt look like that
>>154981380no he is not and i want to know just as little as possible about him.
>>154979554>sollux and tavros's positions swappedONE JOB
>>154981683if it was switched then void would be white and seer would be black. and that doesnt make much sense
hussie should go back in time and focus on making puppets and shiiit. i bet he could have a niche good following if he did a series similar to niel's harry potter puppets show but like. star trek or just about his own little clowns being retards.
>>154980948because ourple is not a real color. it is just a on purpose mis pronunciation of purple.
>>154981770man fuck you im drawing a crackship after this because im angry
>>154981481This is deep symbolism oh algo i could write an essay about this
i will make a poll next thread. its a very interesting question i have about hsg
>>154981789oh okay. why are you angry about?
>>154981909ourple not existing
>>154981923heheh anon you are so silly.
>>154975629>>154975634>>154975665>>154975781>>154977200>>154977282>>154978168Bros… I loved this so much… where did it go s wrong?
>>154981789Draw eriquius thats the ourple ship
>>154952485Blab wife.
>>154982026Hussie surrounded himself with toxic sycophants, became pretentious and decided to get mad about homestuck being his magnus opus (he didnt originally think it would blow up) (also problem sleuth is his actual best work, read it if you havent)
>>154982026who said it was over? not me.
>>154982026The dildo doomed this timeline.
>>154982036its actually going to be a pb cracksip
>>154982104and WE helped. WE are Lord English
>>154982065My soon-to-be-wife Aranea look so wonderful in a wedding dress
>>154982109HOLY SHIT PLEAse are you about to draw oxnard/ellith?
>>154982154OHH that was dangerously close. its about oxnard.
>>154982026>go wrongIt’s going according to plan, the Jade initiative is in motion a she’s getting even stronger. We are headed toward the cusp of greatness, a newer and even stronger green sun that shall have additional green suns all over the vast universe and timelines
>>154982174oxnard selfcest is the weed of crackships
Someone bake a new bread.
>>154980346kiki out of ten
>>154982174FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YES. anything Oxnard makes me so happy.
>>154982193in the same body? how would that work? but also no
>>154982218anon kiki has a dick. are you ready to know this truth?
what. since when there were two oxnard lovers? disturbing. maybe even grim
>>154982232Bio science babe eeee. Mallum could help with time magik
>>154982248there should be more i tell ya.
it is either oxnard and oficus or oxnard and korpus. or even....oxnard/sheol.
>>154982267what about... frank playing with themselfs then suddently it switched to ox and ox is super confused
>>154982303imagine the amount of grotesque things that happen in oxnard/colsa.. that ship is too dangerous..
>>154982441HOLY SHIT. disgusting (positive)
I fuck with Oxnard, all my homies love Oxnard
>>154982441if it involes colsla being raped I'm a big fan
anon has schizophrenia and is replying to himself
i would suck TC cock for free
>>154982513>for freeanon at least at for bus fare to get home
>>154982553anon i would be his slave i need no bus or home to go back to.
>>154982594>>154982594>>154982594
